2:14:57 I'd just like to start off John real quick with a quick thank you to Joe from HealthySurprise.com, we got another box did you get another box? No i didn't get a box for a while uh Adam thanks the last box i got was not good well we got something called kale nola in the new box kale nola I think i got K.L. Nolan in the old box which was weeks ago well Joe you gotta send me an email because you're still sending it to our old address, I gotta give... Oh! You just got the old box that's what happened thanks for continuing to deconstruct the news your value-for-value model really is the only way to provide unbiased coverage well at least the biases you bring are funny and are aligned with the citizens as opposed to this security state
2:15:43 Keep up the great work. With love, Joseph Winkie Chief Snackologist from HealthySurprise.com Yeah, well let's see Obama bots are getting to you. It's just a matter of time. Yeah right Marius Mikkelbusser I want to thank him from Spiderberg Norway. I'm sorry Speedburg I'm sure one two three four five he has a note by the way i don't know that he's on the birthday list his birthday he wants Scott Kenneth Meikle Busts. Hold on a second, he's not on the list so Marius... I don't know but this whole thing has got a big black border around it but he is not in the birthday lists. Marius Michael Busst and who was he congratulating? Kenneth. Kenneth Michael Bust? Yeah And how old is he? He'll be 26 On? On the 15th Okay that's on yesterday
2:16:46 And he has, you know this kmsphotography.co.uk and 1000bodiesproject.com we've talked about him before Oh yeah I know who ya of course Of course Dame Tanya Wyman came in at $111.11 and she sent me a note by mail The last few months have been so busy and she's one our more illustrious dames So we'll always read her note The last few months have been so busy I've become dangerously close to bonerhood for not donating. So please accept the mea culpa in the form of an enclosed making it rain donation by supporting John's exit strategy by calling Lady Nina to the stage
2:17:24 Are we doing that today or are we doing that Sunday? No, no. We're not doing it today but she's got is she's on the list all right good I have two recommendations from my fellow producers the book Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood a remarkable dystopian tale encompassing no agenda memes such as corporate fascism company towns in genetic engineering and the 1967 version of the movie Bedazzled a hilarious black comedy featuring Peter Cook and Dudley Moore in a jaw-droppingly prescient prescient final scene. Best of luck to you both I think i've heard of this bedazzled, but not seen it but I have its good quite funny Rob Dodd $111 in Shoreline Washington huge fans give a shout out to the boner to Joel the Boner DeLonge so I think a shout out means that douche thing do shoutout okay I'll give him a douche bag Javier Vasquez $100 in San Diego California we got on the birthday list
2:18:22 Amanda Scroi, I'm guessing. Scroi? What do you think? Uh...Scroy. Scuroy. A hundred bucks and she's in South Bend Indiana She's working on her PhD Lafay King Muskegon Michigan $100 and then we have a group of Oh! I'm sorry i was uh... completely different space A group of 69! 69 dudes! A short group but it is a group It's Leif King by the way, I'm reading his note. He says this sounds like a safe with an L and he's in Michigan Jorge or George Alvarez in Council Bluffs Iowa 69-69 Brian Barrow in Wooten Bassett UK Christopher Yagi in Kanata Ontario and Stephen Dew
2:19:21 in Newburgh, West Virginia and I think he said something by mail. I think... And where is it? Yeah he sent an unreadable note That had the ending of screw longhand, it was in block letters. Thank you for your comedy and you're welcome to my check all of it. Screw PayPal I needed to send a long overdue swazzle-nuff because I've been getting laid regularly and I don't want to tempt the karma gods by running too high a surplus
2:19:57 So send me some 6969 karma to all human resources and some new human resource we do that at the end of the list. And my lady friend, get the lot lizards and LSD ready for my eventual knighthood. Okay. Lizards and LSD? PayPal again! 6969 dudes!!! This is a interesting one from Ty. Yeah, Ty Muckler sent 69 in, he's out of New Jersey Union City. His long time list are now need of a kidney transplant and hoping for some kidney transport plant karma we have to do that. Yeah. You've got karma. I'll tell you that a friend of ours gave his kidney to someone who was in need of a kidney and it's a lot easier than it sounds
2:20:58 No, it is. I mean you know it's like three days in the hospital and then you're out and a little bit of bloating maybe because you've been opened up but it's not the horror syndrome that it used to be It's pretty... if you can donate a kidney to somebody it's pretty doable Alright, I'm always in awe of people doing this kind of thing by the way. David Hazan in Brooklyn New York 6669 Lee Stevenson Hold on hold on hold on I gotta say hi to David he's been helping me out a lot on turkey translation stuff He speaks Turkish? He does Lee Stevenson Stockholm Sweden
2:21:38 uh... fifty five fifty-five smacks well roberts what is this color of this is because the douche bag dot double nickels on the dime he was a call out scott mclaughlin for being a douchebag bill hutchinson's shite shido park in australia fit that one it was on the dime uh... here we'll have a birthday called stephanie lesbian middleton virginia double niggles on the dams got carbon parts unknown double nickels on the diamond timmy Coke, K-O-K-K-E, Cokey. Double nickels on the diamond, Culemborg Netherlands How do you pronounce that name? Culemborg No not that name. Oh, Timmy Cocker. Cocker? Cocker. Sir Stephen Nelson in Wheatridge Colorado, Wheatridge. Ian Chaffey Los Angeles California which should say anonymous but it doesn't
2:22:36 Mark something I got writer reader reader. I don't know or make me a character Mike yeah, Mike Roder probably the rotor did you get that come through on your spreadsheet? I'm just guessing Heidelberg home of the heidelberg press Josh McDonald, Brunswick Victorious Chris Lewinsky, Sherwood Park Alberta Huey Chris and finally 50 bucks each those are all $50 dollars and Cameron Smith in Wangary New Zealand a nice name for a town he's got a birthday coming up Anonymous in Putney Virginia Walter Grant the fourth in Moreno Valley California Stephanie Johnson Saginaw Michigan Mike Westerfield
2:23:18 Our regular I think is Sir Mike Westerfield. Brandon Savoie, parts unknown. Alan DeLon in Luxembourg and finally Philip Meason in Pows UK And then just going back to Bill Hutchinson he has a birthday call out but also an F cancer for his friend's seven-year old daughter has stage four brain cancer Ouch! Yeah so let's get rid of that You've got karma and I had a make good from Marky boy from the devil's toilet, Florida
2:23:57 I'm an 1111 monthly donor have been for three years just donated a hundred dollars this was uh earlier in the week or Sunday due to John's newsletter the window lickers at PayPal didn't accept the note i wrote could you please call it uh Ewan, Ewan and Stacy as sponging donor douchebags. Marky boy from The Devil's Toilet Florida. Don't want to miss those douchebag call outs? No no I wanted to always want to try and get the call and then there was somebody I guess i forgot to write this down. Somebody pulled it made a joke on us with a name uh you know that it was like my cock is up Mike, Mike Ackazard. See more butts! Yeah Mike Ackazard yeah thanks yeah we're so busy like... I don't know how you managed to do that on PayPal but okay
2:24:47 Well, regardless the fact that we didn't catch it because we're so busy. I don't know doing the show? Doing the show. Doing the show is like ha-ha-ha-ha yeah all right A couple other little notes i got um Eddie Ching sends a note how does one sign up for the newsletter It's on every single episode show notes its on noagendershow.com it's everywhere it says sign up for the newsletter Exactly Another guy, Catman in Laredo's donated a small amount but he said that he wanted to make sure that we knew that 1124 show. That's how far back is was excellent! Oh thank you And he likes the Freddy the Firewall character Well luckily somebody does Anything else or can I wrap this up? Hold on a second what the hell is this iTunes just opened up Why?! I don't know and it says... What is doing
2:25:44 I don't know, it's asking me for some... What? Follow the pipe! This is the weirdest thing. So i must have hit an AI effect-I'm sorry my whole computer is now frozen because of iTunes hold on what the hell? You know iTunes is one of the worst pieces of garbage ever perpetrated on the American public The population of the world not just the American public It's like It's a resource hog. All right everybody, we will have another show on Sunday just a couple days and we'll have more deconstruction I think...I think we've provided some value for you You've learned about 1-2-triple 3? Hello? 1 2 triple three like it's all legal yeah thank you Devorac dot org slash n
2:26:34 Avier Vasquez celebrates today happy birthday along with Cameron Smith who says happy birthday to his beautiful wife Anna Lucia. Arna Lucia, so Luciar she's celebrating on the 19th Bill Hutchison turns 37 this week and Marius Michael Busses Happy Birthday to Kenneth Michael Buss who turned 26 yesterday Happy Birthday from all your friends here at the best podcast in the universe So we have Beth who's going she's getting her sword play today. She'll be the dame of BA is it BHA is baja? Baja, Baha Arizona so okay if you have your since we're playing with swords do you lower Arizona You have your sword today. Do you have your here is a sword okay? Step forward
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