Rotational Deployment

00:00 I... it's a lot of- There is no conflict! There is no conflict! No conflict!! Now we got a little stinger in there. What's the stinger doing there? Well, it's whenever when you're short then you get the stinger So I got a little bit of Acoustics issue today

00:48 Well you're now in Texas. Yes, we're in Austin Tejas. Congratulations let me give you an ARIA ready? Thank you and here's one back at ya. For you to be in Texas, I understand you had some interesting tribulations getting there? Yes! Well... So remember we had that one border patrol pop-up border patrol And you were stopped outside of Las Cruces or something Exactly so once we entered West Texas and this is like a whole bunch of nothing and of course it's nowhere near any border There was another pop up

01:26 And I had, you know after that first experience. I was like you know... I gotta see exactly what i'm supposed to do in one of these and what I'm supposed to say Now I do not have to answer any questions Because the only question the border patrol agent asks is What is your country of citizenship? and I don't even have to answer that No, you should say no senor Montekio! Montekio want Windex Sorry South Park reference. However, Mickey being a visiting alien on a visa has no Fourth Amendment right so she has to answer and you know the only way you could do is search and seizure if there's some kind of probable cause right if there's some reasonable suspicion that you're doing something So here's how they did it this time

02:25 We're waiting there and this is literally I-10, right? I-10 eastbound. There's miles and miles of nothing then all of a sudden you get routed off we're waiting in line and they kind of passing everybody through... How are you routed off is just like a roadblock yeah oh yeah the road it's like literally blocked its block yeah your sent to the side And it's a structure by the way. It's not, uh... It-it's an honest to God structure and turns out later they have prison cells there and everything I'll get into that in a second. So we're waiting there in line. Prison cells off to the side? Oh yeah! Of the road? Yeah! It gets better. So we're waiting there and then the guy is walking ummm.... I guess a drug dog past all of the vehicles

03:12 And I saw him actually bite the tire of the car in front of us, which was like, well okay this dog is serious. He actually bit the tire! and he's walking by and all of a sudden he jumps up- and Mickey was driving- jumps up against her window freaking out. By the way that freaked Mickey out too. Yeah it's scary when all of a sudden this dog jumps up so of course that was oh uh well there's your probable cause you got hit from the dog So, you know they say are you American citizen? What country are you from and I don't answer. Mickey says well I'm from the Netherlands what do you have your visa and of course she has everything Okay pull the car over to the side so we pulled a car over And uh... You know get out Because now they have their probable cause right because yeah Well you got we gotta hit on the dog who of course is trained to do whatever but there's no drugs in our car But it was filled with I dunno like

04:11 Ten cases of wine, we had my pepper plant. We had Bougainville all the stuff that the trucking company wouldn't take. Yeah must be And then, you know I said step over here and by the way i'm smoking one of my roll-up cigarettes. Oh that's real smart yeah! Yeah like no I just gonna leave it here and they go to light it. No smoke in here okay why not there's no smoking here all right so just hold it in my mouth right? And I got a three day beard and I got the hat on You know I get the hat with like the drawn on gun in the hat band Why don't you wear a T shirt that says shoot me And then I put my hand in my pocket because it's cold. Take your hand out of your pocket! Okay? Says, we're here looking for illegal drugs and illegal humans. Okay... You know that marijuana is not legal in the state of Texas right? Yeah yeah well we don't smoke marijuana Then they let the dog into the car and he's freaking out He's digging in my pepper plants

05:15 I'm like hey. Hey, can you do that with a little bit of love and these guys? They're all six two six three all juiced up all like yeah They are just like oh my you know what I don't want Mickey to get thrown in jail if it were If she weren't there, if it was just me and my Fourth Amendment rights I am for sure going to do this differently. Anyway at a certain point... It's taken awhile they're trying to find something they can't find anything and Mickey is like I really have to go the bathroom yeah well there is rest stop two miles down the road but I gotta go now been waiting here for half hour

05:55 Well, uh... well you got cells. Mickey's like what do you mean you got cells? A prison cell! What?! Yeah that's the only place she can pee So she went in and pissed- So she's been in prison already She's been in prison, she peed in the prison cell I said you know they're all watching She says I don't care I had to go So, uh... Watch it. It was really bad. So what did the dog- What was the dog all upset about? That doesn't make- The dogs aren't that don't usually do false positives. Well I- Must have been a residual smoke on your clothes No no no What i think is I think the dog is just either overly trained or overly sensitive so that they just have a reason to get into your car and when you got a hit from a dog then they have probably know they have reasonable suspicion Oh, scam Yeah oh its total scam

06:42 Dog yeah, and these guys they were awesome. They were pissed off They couldn't find anything man They were like well you probably looked like it's a like a guy who would have something at the time the way you described No I look like a guy who would be dealing something Much better than just the guy who would have something and then yeah? They found my tin of tobacco and like oh Strike strike damn nothing in there right It's funny Anyway, so we did make it. We arrived in Austin and good luck according to all of the

07:20 All the folk folklore we brought us some rain and it rained we had a good inch and a half I think which was a big deal. Yeah, it's huge people like yeah great you guys came here You brought us good luck, and we're like yeah okay? It's raining. Yeah Hey, I'll tell you something if you were moving in from Seattle you would be thinking now oh And so of course every move has its drama, right? And uh and so we had this you know this big semi and we'd already told him. We said look you got to go up a hill to get to us and then oh he looked on Google Earth and everything it looks good and whatever but there's a 45 degree incline with a hairpin like okay So they're supposed to arrive at the movie so we're literally in an empty house and um The cable guy showed up by the way on time

08:09 Nice guy, Roger. On time! On time and then no problem and hooked everything up I got 30 megabits down 5 megabits up as promised Everything's great So happy with that And then the guys are supposed to show up around 11 o'clock and it's like 1130 and we get a phone call Yes... Israeli driver It's Avi! I can't get up the hill But I'm hitching a ride up now and so you know the end of the story is we have to shell out, you know like another nine hundred fifty bucks. They were supposed to do that You told them in advance Yeah 900 bucks just to move this stuff from the bottom of the hill to your house Well, you know what happens is they have to go and rent two trucks They have to transport all the trucks over all the stuff over to the two trucks then drive The truck's up the hill And if you look at the fine print in the contract they're really fine print

09:04 Then you're screwed. Now it wouldn't have mattered, I mean because Mickey got really upset she was bitching at these guys on the phone and yeah she was like... I'm glad we don't have any weapons in the house yet at least not a handguns cause they would've been discharged. Ummm So you know the end of the story is if they had known about it we would have had to pay the extra anyway. I mean, it doesn't really matter so like whatever let's just want done but of course... Well I have a welcome to Austin Texas clip you might want to play just to get in the mood for that area. Umm..I'm looking for it Just Austin Texas? Is that the clip? Yeah yeah

09:42 Yes, sir. We see very often that Taser is what officers turn to very quickly now in an encounter. Are they using them too quickly? Some are some are using them way too fast one of the police departments Alpert studied was Austin, Texas Where a police officer was suspended for three days after this traffic stop The driver had been going five miles over the speed Yeah alright you enjoyed California. We'll worry about your little propaganda okay Shut up Get used to this sound

10:26 So anyway, so the guys show up like at 530 and so we literally wound up moving the stuff into the house in the dark. I've got like you know The car out with headlights on and it's just a total nightmare And we were so tired You know by the time they were gone It was like 11 o'clock and then yesterday I spent most of time reassembling the studio which is no small feat as you can tell i haven't had time to do the acoustics yet. I have literally hung blankets around me Uh, to try and dampen some of the echo. Which is doing somewhat it was a lot worse than it is now and then five minutes before the show starts the electrical company guy rolls up in the truck he's like hey how you doing? Yeah good I'm here disconnect the electricity Nicky's like no! No he has to do a podcast this can't happen

11:23 So apparently the owner of the place we're renting had not notified the authorities that we were moving in. We were on the phone until two minutes before the show started getting everything sorted out so they wouldn't disconnect. Yeah, it's one of those things. But it's a good word. Honda generator! Don't worry I'm get me one of those but it's good really we're happy to be here It's beautiful, the weather is beautiful. The skies are blue it's crisp of course because it's well I don't know it's November so then we had a nice windy storm last night on the back of the house The front of the house has completely calm sunshine in the back got a big storm How big IS that place? This place? It was a joke Okay

12:20 And so from the Lone Star State here at Camp MoFo, John Hardy in the morning. In the morning to you Adam Curry and all ships that see boots on the ground and feet in the air. To all of the human resources in the chat room at NoahJennerStream.com, NoahJennerChat.net Nice to see everyone showing incredibly Positive you started them off now. They're like wait until the brush fires come Hey Wait animal get nailed by the smart meters No, we're very happy to be here it's gonna be great and people have been nothing but super friendly they've been really great It's it's awesome. We're very excited excited to be here

13:03 And sometime, hopefully by Sunday I'll kind of be back to normal because it's just between all that stuff and helping Mickey with boxes. How much show prep did I get done? How much C-SPAN could I really watch?" Wasn't a lot going on on C-SPAN. I actually didn't get much off of it either. There was... A lot of votes that were just taken forever Yeah, well you know right now there's all kinds of stuff happening live John That down there in Wall Street in Nueva Yorka This is the what does it Occupy Wall Street? A day of action I think is what it is

13:43 Have you been seeing this? Yeah, let me go over a couple of things. Hold on one second John. Let's go down. I'm here at Occupy Wall Street and this is as you know the second month anniversary and it looks like people are busting through barricades We really don't have any much else for you, but we are live. We are live here at Occupy Wall Street. John back to you! Thanks Adam So apparently our local mayor here in Oakland Quan I guess she's you know She was like...I think she ran a dry cleaners or something Shes never had any real political experience so she didn't know quite To probably shut up

14:35 Right. When the night of the, by the way, the night that we predicted, which is a 3 in the morning raid to get rid of everybody in New York... Yeah just little tip there John when you're texting me in the middle of the night to say get to the internet they're sweeping Wall Street and you know there's a two hour time difference it was like 5am thanks for the wake-up call No I was doing it in real time I mean, just as they were sweeping. I know but you texted me Yeah i did yeah it woke me up at five Well that's how you might want to get up Sure! To go see them sweep We knew this was gonna happen I mean there is no news But anyway so Kwan apparently makes the mistake She doesn't know to shutup

15:19 And she makes the mistake of mentioning that 18 cities all got a call from the government. Right, yeah we knew this right? Didn't I say that they had been talking to the mayors all along? Yeah you said this is why i'm going to give you the kudos because you were on top of this so apparently they gave them a call uh the night before the crackdown 18 cities across the country where the situation had started. Here's the quote, The situation that started as a political movement ended up being an encampment that was quote no longer in control of people who started it Yeah, who was that? We don't even know who that was. Well we think now we're starting to begin... I'm beginning to deconstruct it and think that it was the government itself this wasn't right out of the Saul Alinsky playbook because this was initially be... This is a theory initially begun by the Obama administration to get that bill passed you know if we must pass it out. For the unions! The union's were on board they were helping out. Didn't I say this exactly?! Yes, It's what I'm telling you okay

16:22 is that you actually nailed the whole thing as a scam from the get-go and what apparently has happened is that the scam got out of control and they started, now if like for example we go to the movement which has changed its name to The Knight there's two groups Occupy group which is the negative, which is the government group and then there's the 99% as which have taken over they have to be removed right? They're now bitching and moaning about student loans And about you know The fact that there's no freedom of speech and all these normal issues that are protest movement would happen. They have to be shut down Because then then that's what happened the government the government somebody who every Homeland Security Who it was she never actually said hmm

17:03 They had an 18 city conference call the night before. Do you have a clip of her saying this? No, I said there is a clip of her saying it someplace but... You know Kiwi Chris... This is pretty well over reported by the local media. Kiiwee Chris is down there in New Zealand and because of time difference he was able to be following the live video stream from Occupy And he got a couple clips There are two that were really interesting This one, this is off the live stream. This is not like a prepared thing This is guys basically saying hey You know we've got like agent provocateurs in here to mess things up so that you know essentially We're gonna get kicked out

17:44 There was fucking fests on people all the way along this march that went for about 3 hours and they were just up ahead throwing shit, breaking shit, burning shit. And everybody kept telling him why are you doing this? This is so stupid! Who are you? And they're like, weeping around. I've never seen you! I've been here for almost seven weeks and I've never seen you! Who are you?! Pull the mask off when they see your eye. Yeah...I swear to God they're paid by cops. Why else would anyone do that? Why else would anyone try to shut down our live stream with 10400 viewers? Cops?

18:19 I'm not gonna say that. I did. I did, alright! Right so they're talking about it potentially being cops who came down to cause a ruckus that never seen these guys and they're like no we've been around we've been here Yeah, the guys were wearing all black. They wouldn't have their picture taken in. Exactly! And then of course... And then they brought you out and they were either cops or who knows who whatever the case was that weren't part of it and it was just as...and there were popping cop's car tires too and I do where I see that one which makes me kind of think is the police It goes like this Hey Bill yeah these tires are there wish they'd fix the tires on my car has been you know they've been putting it off because a budget constraints don't worry about it we'll take care of it tonight

19:01 Meanwhile Michael Moore is cashing in on the entire deal in a spectacular fashion with his buddy. During that era when they were all, lot of them moved to Broadway to start the block the traffic for the morning commute which they ended up doing because this is now out of control. Michael Moore comes along and makes this big announcement that he's going to give a speech in some other park And that other park, according to the people involved in these protests was the easiest one they could kettle and lock down and throw everybody out of. It looked like he was setting them up to actually be busted! I am convinced Michael Moore is completely on board with this program whether he's doing it consciously or not. He's dumb enough to do it unconsciously

19:58 But he gets to go on Olbermann and cash in. I've edited the interview for your convenience. Here Comes Trouble. Thank you for coming in, sir. Thank you for having me on this very important day. So there ya go. Michael Moore the book is titled Here Comes Trouble which is a prophetic title right now on another subject Thanks for coming in and safe travels. Thank you so much. He's just promoting his book that's all he's doing It's like listen man You gotta plug my book at the beginning and end of the interview okay? It's really important

20:48 Come on. The joke is that Olbermann's ratings are now down to, he's apparently down to like 40 thousand viewers which is like really low I mean he's one step away from getting the dreaded asterisk Oh well you don't get a rating You just get an unmeasurable... In an asterisk It means that somebody saw you it should be an audible asterisk like that and the ratings for Keith Olbermann Sorry Yeah no one was watching him No one can find that channel. That's the biggest problem, it's unfindable This guy you know he so dumb he should be doing the internet That's what he should be doing Yeah he could probably do better and really target his audience I mean that's what Beck is doing And if Beck can get numbers and make money doing it Do you think this guy could? Yeah Well yeah He's old school he doesn't understand Old school douchey You know he's a sports...guy Does that say enough

21:49 Yeah, apparently. Hey big news by the way I want to get this out of the way before we get too far into the show Okay Toronto school bans pretty much every ball that they can find soccer balls The students at the East End on Toronto School being told and to leave their soccer balls and other hardballs at home Why? The principal of Earl Beatty public school banned the balls this week after a parent Recently suffered a concussion from being hit in the head with a soccer ball. I got hit in the head with a soccer ball! The principal, Alicia Fernandez banned hard balls claiming they're dangerous Kids are coming and complaining of injury or being scared. I'm afraid of the ball Afraid of the ball

22:37 Can you make Canada? Hello! You know, this thing is cranking up again. This uh...this pussification you know the cyberbullying all the stuff is they keep going at it It's just you know when I was a kid and now I'm sounding old and cranky but man you fall off the ropes right At school you break your arm oh well tough luck yeah they don't ban ropes Pen balls, but what else the kids do but play with balls. That's what they do is what kids do I'm playing with my balls right now Let's thank some producers before we move on John we have two executive producers and two associate executive producers to thank

23:26 Scott, Sir Scott Hankel in Sunland California 357 wants to give his wife a birthday shot. We'll do that later and by the way I didn't realize that this is the Magnum episode Ooh, well. Another opportunity lost to her There you go! There's our whole concept working perfectly Yeah, after the fact We seem to miss these things until after the fact Anyway he needs a karma shoutout to his wife who will be getting a birthday shoutout You've got karma. Of course, always happy to hand out the karma her birthday was yesterday she's on the list though Richard Haskins Steffan City Virginia 326 26 like to be the first night too he's gonna be at nighted later yeah to welcome Adam and Mickey to the new crackpot command center that donation of three two six two six puts me at nine nine nine nine nine or nine or can you spot a brother living the American dream and just getting by a penny

24:27 It is I'd like to think that always recognize the bullshit That is our media, but you guys have spoiled any regular news for me completely The show has however made watching the news with friends more fun as we sing the no agenda jingles Along with the appropriate segments trains good See something, say something. As long as you keep assessing the media I'll keep listening. Can you imagine sitting around watching these guys? Oh yeah no, I got an email or a tweet the other day from one of our producers who said, y'know, I'm watching the news with my wife and I'm using the No Agenda soundboard And she's not liking it because it's just constant bullshit Everything is in there The fact of the matter is... There ya go

25:17 I'm just shouting at it, condemning it. We were watching actually no we were watching twit. What am I talking about? We're watching tweet waiting for our stuff to arrive and they talk about the The diaspora kid that 22 year old who died under mysterious circumstances, right? We don't know why hasn't been discussed And so Leo says Leo's and Mickey's watching right because she's actually watching you because she said John is amazing Everyone's talking and you're just like yeah, I don't know what you're doing You may be doing your taxes for all I know you're on that computer not looking

26:01 And then Leo says, well you know even Mark Zuckerberg gave money to the Diaspora Project. And then Mickey not missing a beat says and then he killed him! Like wow she's a true Noah gender producer That is funny She totally yeah Two to the head she says Who knows? Okay anyway we got two associate executive producers Ralph Nellison Sir Nellison in Aachen Aachen Germany Deutschland simply for the best podcast in the universe. I gotta get that right the best podcast

26:44 By the way, this is the equivalence of 169.91 euros The euro money presses seem to run at a lower speed than the dollar presses Yeah don't you worry though? Yeah that won't last Help us out while you can because your gonna get more bang for your buck Helping the No Agenda Show with the euro at $1.345 Dame Murasaki 8 in Darwin Australia. 200? Hi Adam and John, happy post 11111 days despite asking for karma on the wrong day it made it through and I passed my subject

27:25 So here's a donation as thanks, $200. I thought it might... which by the way is Australian dollars way up too so that here's the donation uh i thought it might also tell you about the big nuisance of Obama coming to visit Darwin roads closed and pretty much the whole city locked down for the afternoon did by the way hit this guy is a nightmare when he shows up someplace A lot of cities are refusing to let him in because here's the deal they've got this from local authorities They wanted to visit part of the Pacific Northwest and the first thing that the frontman come in early, advance team comes into town. And they go over there... The forward operating base I think is as it's known? ...and they say okay here's what you're gonna have to do Here's what you're going to have to spend and heres whats going to cost. And we can't even guarantee the president is gonna come But he might be a no-show Yeah but we'll want you drop about typically for one little town 2 million right?

28:20 Well, a quarter to $1 million in bull crap and then the guy might not show up. Wow! Who needs this aggravation? These guys care about the economy. By the way I'm watching this thing in Australia with Obama which I'll be talking about later in the show. Oh good me too yeah got a clip of it too Did you see the size of that door he drives at they drag that stupid car all over the world Well its the same size as the door of a 747 It's about, yeah it's about a foot thick door. Yeah. Yeah. Ludicrous! That's so when his ego inflates it doesn't pop out the window So anyway, so Dame Murasaki 8 He wants you to play or she wants you to play Win-Loser Drone Oh okay well hold on a second

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31:40 My favorite news story that we kind of missed the last couple shows. I just thought this was hilarious, it came on The Voice of America. Here's the headline Japan opens Fukushima nuclear plant to media Yeah, send those guys in. Send those guys in! Bloomberg by the way Mayor Bloomberg was talking about the media at Occupy in New York you know the media was kept away during this sweep You know that right? Yeah, no during the day actually we were watching it live as you recall that's why I sent you the mail. Right yeah No they took to media and they rousted all of them and which I wrote a column by the way I think it ran on yesterday in PC magazine discussing some of the aspects of this like It's interesting that in the during the riots in Egypt The media would set up shop on their roofs And they would send up a satellite link and they'd give us all these images now But in your our own country They can't even get

32:42 Cameron let Anderson Cooper and he should have been down there with boots on the ground. Well, here's Bloomberg's quote about why? It's all about rights The police department routinely keeps members of the press off to the side when they're in the middle of a police action. It's to prevent situations from getting worse and protect the members of the press who have the same rights as everybody else. That is really good one, I would never come up with that. It should protect their rights. Hold on a second... Hey Bloomberg! You are an idiot

33:21 Who's buying that? It is to protect their rights. What right would that be? Their right to freedom, I don't understand! Dickhead. Yeah it was all ridiculous but anyway now its kind of semi out of control and its fun to see how they reel this back in. Hmm interesting you say... And there still nobody, they managed to stay with the leaderless concept so they can't shoot anybody There was a really good is a little corny because it's typically to be left-wing propaganda, but it was done on Free speech TV documentary on COINTELPRO Well, I just basically started assassinating people. Hey John hold on one second all of a sudden for some unknown reason you just You went into like AM radio mode. I'm in am hello everybody

34:19 Coming to you from the big KFRC. Call me back, alright? We might as well reconnect I don't know what happened call me back yeah It's bound to happen Yeah it's uh...it's just bound to happen we'll see although it looks like the connection is all everythings okay so I dont know exactly why that happened maybe something on John's end How this any better? Im sure its my side Yeah is Buzzkill Jr up there No, he's got nothing to do with it. But I did get a message saying that I just reconnected or something on the screen. Just when you started complaining it was like what happened? Okay...

35:00 So anyway, that probably happened again. Uh so uh while we... Anyway this told things of I don't know No no! I think we call it exactly what it is and yeah there is the 99% movement that's very different from the Occupy Movement and everything we predicted is coming true every single thing And I'm looking now There's like you know there's cops everywhere and it's like they're doing full sweeps You know? It's a-and I think the party line here You got your message across, time to move on. Apparently there's an expiration date on the freedom of speech. It's like two months is enough that that's what everyone saying. I think if they would have stuck with it we let's pass a jobs bill more often they'd still be there yeah of course no now they went to We Can't Wait so it's a new campaign and you've gotta reset everything

35:49 Meanwhile, Occupy Australia is really ramping up as Australia is now about to become the 51st state of the United States of Gitmo Nation and we're very proud of it. We are very pleased to be able to announce with President Obama that we've agreed... Did you see that? She got like a hairball. ...joint initiatives to enhance our alliance 60 years old and being kept robust for tomorrow It is a new agreement to expand the existing collaboration between the Australian Defence Force and the US Marine Corps, and the US Air Force. What this means in very practical detail is from mid-2012 Australia will welcome deployments of a company sized rotation of 200 to 250 Marines." Yeah that's how it starts out people!

36:44 That's all I got a couple of interesting clips from this because i actually was watching Fox as they were showing This live it was some it was like midnight or something yeah And they had Obama and they he was up there with her and they were doing a press conference and the press conferences Were so weird because first of all the questioner from the media asks a million questions before he sits down and which gives the person an opportunity not to answer anything. And Obama, I want you to play that one clip of Obama in Australia but Obama goes into his droning answers where he doesn't answer anything and hogs the mic

37:25 And in one or two instances there was one answer lasted 12 minutes where he never said anything because the question was are we going to do cap and trade? And he went well, but this is a big... I didn't put too much of this on there but i do have one lone example. The Obama and Australia clip you can play it until you'll see where you should probably decide to kill it We'll turn to taking some questions. I think we'll probably take one from the Australian media first, it's Phil Hudson Philip Hudson from the Melbourne Herald Sun Mr President welcome back to Australia You and Prime Minister Gillard have outlined what is for us a significant new US troop build-up

38:08 How much of this is because you're worried about the rise of China? And under today's deal, US Marines will be for the first time conducting exercises by themselves on Australian soil. Why is that and what will they be doing? And Mr. President, you also mentioned in your remarks that Afghanistan is not an easy mission In the past few months there have been three cases for Australia where our troops have been shot at by the Afghan soldiers we've been training and sadly four of our soldiers died many others have been injured Australian public opinion is strongly against our involvement continuing. You outlined just then the drawdown, what do you say to that? Well this is all prepared right this is a Murdoch publication and he knows the questions are coming there's nothing new here It's the length of the questions and then his answers that got me

39:01 He just will not answer anything. He just blathers I mean, you know They when they bitched and moan about O'Reilly doing an interview with him in interrupting him you have to interrupt the guy Yeah, he's boring this answer listen to this answering people who don't want a white who wants to leave immediately Well boy everybody first with respect of these new initiatives This rotational deployment would this first of all that's a code rotational deployment is some kind of code that we're not understanding It means something. They're getting the training. They're getting the exercises and that we have the presence that's necessary to maintain The security architecture in the region and so All right How much time did you spend on doing that? how long did it take you let me listen this or as Julia mentioned

40:24 That's when I'm watching him answer questions like on that on TV like that. It's literally what it feels like that the whole world is slowing down Now, that's funny. That's good. There's a good one yeah this is You know, Australian producers should be really outraged about this. Oh yeah this is ridiculous we're bringing in 250 Marines and that's going to increase to 2,500 rather quickly so I caught this little thing going on it was on PBS the clip is marines and Australia but let me set it up The guy who was doing the... this is on NPR's PBS, the News Hour. The guy... believe me this is about the fifth iteration of him asking one of these two guests who are both from kind of a security agency background

41:13 area. Each time he says, why are we there? Why are we there and you go back to the other guy why are we there? He finally got this guy to crack a little bit and explain it and it's not just for that thing that goes like 250-2500. Just listen to this answer when he finally answers the question its like were setting up shop in Australia. Best of Hawaii intact Professor Higley, you heard Jeffrey Bader use the word presence just like the president did. But why is it necessary to have a presence? They're not putting 250 nurses or 250 soccer players there... Or hookers! I mean let's do something good for the Australians! Soccer players! Hookers! Putting 250 United States Marines going up to 2500 to defend who from what?!

42:05 Well, it's not I think in the first go-round a defensive move of any significance. Bear in mind also that there's going to be additional deployments. It looks like some vessels in the U.S Navy will have access to the port in Western Australia that the Australian Navy operates, we'll have Air Force bomber fighters using a target range in the Northern Territory for practice and so I think what is really being done here is to ratchet up an already close collaboration between the two militaries.

43:00 Did the Australians ask for this or why are we there? I think that his question is still valid. What's the deal now they talk about well China as you know, they The countries in Southeast Asia worried that China is gonna like overwhelm That's a red herring You know that is I don't know that There's there's a lot more to this than meets the eye and I don't like the looks of it Well, we have to figure out what the code is for rotational Occupation whatever they call the alignment. Yeah, well I'm gonna call it occupation. I think we're just occupying if it's done We won't need a visa anymore hey everybody oh yeah, we're here from America you're our 51st state I'm from I'm from Texas and feels a lot now that same down here, but y'all cook funny Wow what is this kangaroo meat tastes like hey? I've had kangaroo meat

43:56 Yeah, how is it? Like chicken. One of the few things I haven't had. It tastes like chicken. Yeah. It's actually you get the steak that you get is a big steak. Should taste like possum it seems to me. No no. It's marsupial. It's very...it's gamey. Ever had possum? Uh nope You will! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No. It's good. I think if we ever get around to getting a ranch here I think I'm gonna get me some ostrich and some llamas Yeah, typical California douchebag moves to Texas and gets a llama. We are getting our plates removed so quickly people here are not liking the Californians. Like, eh, California's coming here. They'll be getting a ranch and buying some llamas. Llama! And some ostriches and crap. We don't need them douchebags down here.

44:49 So, you know the big distraction of the little bit of television that I was able to catch here and there is the whole Penn State thing. And I have a bit of a theory and do you have anything on Sandusky? I have a couple of clips and some comments. I figured that everything still keeps falling...I don't want to give too many kudos but might as well since your light today So you get kudos. I think there is a ring or something going on there because now that one guy who says, you know they criticize him for seeing it not taking action says he did take action and he did call the cops? Yeah! And they did nothing

45:32 And they did nothing. What does that tell you? Well, here's the way I see it. This is all so the distraction right now and boy it was funny to see Anderson Pooper talking to Adam Walsh was Adam Walsh John Walsh John yeah they're talking about and Anderson like well you know I've done many pedophiles he meant to say interview but it came out kind of weird I don't have a clip of But this is I think all of this stuff all over this distraction around by the way This guy got out on a hundred thousand dollar bail where they had asked for five hundred thousand dollars and get Monation ankle bracelet, but turns out the judge in charge of the you know of the Of the bail proceeding as she is on the board

46:20 of the Second Mile Foundation. This is the ring, the Second Mile Foundation They're gonna do everything they can in the media to keep everyone away from looking at The Second Mile Foundation which by the way was one of George Bush's seniors' 1000 points of light And we know George Bush has had all kinds of boys running around, male prostitutes in the middle of the night getting tours of The White House. This is... I'm working on it but i guarantee you I can bring this back to The Franklin cover-up You know, the Boys Town USA? This is huge John! and when you see the donors Of the Second Mile Foundation It's unbelievable

47:07 You've got all the big banks. It's a huge organization and all the elites are in it, all of them! Well you're probably on to something I know you don't like it because...you just don't like it but listen here is a list JP Morgan Chase Pricewaterhouse Heritage Hills Golf Resort Philadelphia Phillies Quaker State Blue Shield Susquehanna Bank It's you know Mark Wahlberg by the way also very active in the second mile foundation. Oops, we got to stay away from that They've changed their website they're taking people off now People are calling up and saying hey man take my name off the list I don't want to be on there anymore um III think that this is This is a big big deal well They'll cover it up faster than you can say Big Deal well

48:06 I'm getting all kinds of documents, which I just haven't had the time to go through. Yeah you can take your time with this one Let's play a couple clips that we do have the Bob Costas are you a pedophile clip? Bob Costas apparently this guy this Sandusky is an idiot Bob Costas talking to his lawyer yeah on the news show, that new news show on NBC and this idiot calls up to do some interviews and I just want to play two clips. One is the are you a pedophile clip that Bob Cush has asked him blatantly in the guy does all of the classic repeating himself and all this sort of thing. Are you sexually attracted to young boys? To underage boys

48:52 Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted, you know. No, no...I enjoy young people. I love to be around them. But no! I'm not sexually attracted to young boys But this is the distraction John, the distraction is focused on these guys are going to be thrown under the bus. I think I'm a total on board with you but as a distraction it does bring the possibility of some amazing... It's a great distraction! Is a really entertaining distraction I hate to say it that way but and the best example is Jon Stewart and have this clip John Stewart

49:39 Said son who did one of his few serious things a few shows back when this broke and he wasn't gonna talk about it But he couldn't take it anymore and he had to do something funny, kind of. I mean just more ridiculing funny And to be honest about it this is one the funniest little... Just a very funny bit because he brings out something that even the media didn't bring out at the very end of his bit here on Jon Stewart's Sandusky interview. Question? It wasn't going to get easier! What about Mike McQuarrie, the grad assistant who in 2002 walked into the shower where he says in specific detail that you were forcibly raping a boy who appeared to be 10 or 11 years old? We were showering and horsing around. And he actually turned all of his showers on and was actually sliding across the floor

50:38 As I recall possibly like snapping a towel and horseplay First of all good on Bob Costas nice job second of all horse play. Are you kidding us? Horseplay is wrestling your friend out of a pillow fort Throwing your nephew into the pool various other things that would be never mistaken for rape By the way, in case you're wondering where the hell is Sandusky's lawyer while he's saying all this? He's sitting right next to Bob Costas!

51:20 Would you allow your own children to be alone with your client? Absolutely. I believe in Jerry's innocence, quite honestly Bob that is why i'm involved into Kays. Right you leave your kids alone with Jerry Sandusky are the kids you would leave along with them any of the kids when you impregnated a teenage client back in 1996? When you were at the time 49 years old what kind of creepy guy club do you both belong too I'm not a lawyer here, but again if you're accused of sex with minors Forcible sex maybe your criteria for finding a defense lawyer shouldn't be also has issues with sexual boundaries

52:01 There's more to this I think. By the way, that's good... And by the way, I think Stuart yeah it's very funny but i think Stuart kind of hit on your basically the creepy guys club? The creepy guy club yeah well here's another example of the creepy guy club uh Ken Frazier CEO and president of Merck Pharmaceuticals is heading up the Penn State in-house investigation of the scandal. I bet you! I bet ya that there's also vaccine trials going on these kids at Second Mile This thing is huge This is really, really disgusting. And of course what you're seeing on the mainstream media is exactly this it's all going to focus on just the pedophilia portion of which is horrific as-is but wow and bring in... My goodness man we have had The Catholic Church

52:53 Yeah, is it look I play one more clip because this one here was this one was the real eye roller amongst a group of us myself JC and his girlfriend were watching this and we it was just like what did this guy just say? And this is O'Reilly trying to explain, you know he's disgusted by the whole thing but the way he presents it it's like what wait a minute here. That's not what normal adults do and he also said Sandusky also said Nicole that he did take showers with boys I mean which is again that's not what normal adults do if they're not your own children You just don't do that people are not in your house

53:38 What? But they were in his house actually. I know it's funny but this is like, thinking of this... Does O'Reilly have any kids? Does he think that you know when when your wandering around your own house saying hey are you guys out the bathroom yet let me come in there and shower with ya! Let's take a shower Hey move over I'm gonna take a shower with ya boy! Give me a break No, this is a... again I'm getting all kinds of interesting documents. There's tons of people doing research on this stuff as you can imagine and uh.. You'll see! You'll see that this- Yeah, you'll see how fast it gets swept under the carpet Oh well doesn't matter i'm going to stay on for the next decade because this is the second mile foundation This is the real one This is really really really big

54:25 This is really big. I mean just go ahead and read, even if you just read the court dockets which is in the previous show's show notes The Child Protective Services knew about the 1998 allegations They knew about it! That's okay That's a criminal organization right there Well, that's always been the case. You're talking about a bad one and the one in Texas is considered the worst. Yeah I know Hey thanks! Got any more positive news for our move douche? Just say it Stop it stop it Do you know?! And then something else that came out and uh...and I'm sure there's a reason for this Something that we have to say, you know We've discussed it on this show so many times It was you started on it and I'm talking a hundred episodes back. But all of a sudden I'm seeing the mainstream media Congratulating themself on how great they are and this is what good reporting is This is who knew about this? This is crazy. We never

55:15 We never knew! I'm so glad that we reported on this because we're great. Insider trading on the stock market, if you are a member of Congress those laws are deemed not to apply So congressmen get a pass on insider trading? They do The fact is if you sit on a health care committee and you know that Medicare, for example, is considering not reimbursing for certain drug. That's market moving information and if you can trade stock off of that information and do so legally uh... that's a great profit-making opportunity and that sort of behavior goes on. Why does congress get a pass on this? It's really the way the rules have been defined, and the people who make the rules are all the political class in Washington and they've conveniently written them in such a way that they don't apply to themselves

54:25 This is really big. I mean just go ahead and read, even if you just read the court dockets which is in the previous show's show notes The Child Protective Services knew about the 1998 allegations They knew about it! That's okay That's a criminal organization right there Well, that's always been the case. You're talking about a bad one and the one in Texas is considered the worst. Yeah I know Hey thanks! Got any more positive news for our move douche? Just say it Stop it stop it Do you know?! And then something else that came out and uh...and I'm sure there's a reason for this Something that we have to say, you know We've discussed it on this show so many times It was you started on it and I'm talking a hundred episodes back. But all of a sudden I'm seeing the mainstream media Congratulating themself on how great they are and this is what good reporting is This is who knew about this? This is crazy. We never

55:15 We never knew! I'm so glad that we reported on this because we're great. Insider trading on the stock market, if you are a member of Congress those laws are deemed not to apply So congressmen get a pass on insider trading? They do The fact is if you sit on a health care committee and you know that Medicare, for example, is considering not reimbursing for certain drug. That's market moving information and if you can trade stock off of that information and do so legally uh... that's a great profit-making opportunity and that sort of behavior goes on. Why does congress get a pass on this? It's really the way the rules have been defined, and the people who make the rules are all the political class in Washington and they've conveniently written them in such a way that they don't apply to themselves

56:02 So, are these guys just a hundred episodes behind on listening to our show or what is it? I mean we've talked about this ad nauseum. Yeah we also talked about something else if you just recall was just mentioned in passing i think on the last show of the show before they're out to somebody and I think its the Democrats they're out to get rid of Pelosi yeah and I think your right because I was like why isn't this of course not unknown everyone in old news is old news and who's targeted Yeah, no Pelosi was targeted because of the whole uh... the visa thing. Is that your Pelosi clip here? I play that one? Target her and the thing was she's so stupid and arrogant

56:40 that she refused to do a like, sit down or anything where you actually have control. 60 minutes in these situations with politicians pretty much gets told what they can and cannot do right? And they go along with the program but Pelosi like a moron says oh I don't feel like coming in for anything but I'll tell you what so why don't you sit down during my next press conference and you can ask me in public the question you want to ask, which they do. Who's her PR agent? Who is her publicist? Obviously somebody doesn't like her because this was the worst situation I mean she was...this was a humiliating thing and she just made it look like an arrogant jerk. Troublesome piece of legislation that would have hurt credit card companies began making its way through the house

57:25 Undisturbed by a potential conflict of interest, the Pelosi's purchased 5,000 shares of Visa at the initial price of $44. Two days later it was trading at 64. The credit card legislation never made it to the floor of the House Congresswoman Pelosi also declined our request for an interview but agreed to call on us if we attended her news conference. I wanted to ask you why you and your husband back in March of 2008 accepted and participated in a very large IPO deal from Visa at the time there was major legislation affecting their credit card companies making its way through the house. Did you consider that to be a conflict of interest?

58:12 I don't know what your point is of your question. Is there some point that you want to make with that? Yeah, are you a douchebag?! That's our point! Well, I guess what i'm asking is do you think it's all right for a speaker uh...to accept a very preferential and favorable stock deal. Well, we didn't. You participated in the IPO... Well I had many investments but- And at the time you were Speaker of the House! So you don't think it was a conflict of interest or have the appearance of a conflict of interest? No it wasn't. It only has an appearance if you decide that you're going to elaborate on a false premise but its not true and thats that. I don't understand what part's not true. Yes sir. That I would act upon an investment

58:55 You're right. So that was my initial thinking as well and this is what's happening. It's not true, and that's that! That's that. No this isn't attack on Pelosi they want her out And I believe...I believe this has got to be coming from Wall Street Wall Street is so angry with the Obama administration. They are just pouring money into everything, anything they can do to get the whole...to discredit everything! The entire administration get everybody out! Everybody! There was another thing there was another scandal oh man I've got a look for it here it was yet another one of these Oh

59:38 He's like 400 million dollar investments by the Obama Administration hold on against smallpox. Hold on find it here Ronald Perlman now we know Perlman right he didn't own like a cosmetics company as well So his company Got a four hundred and thirty three million dollar no bid contract to the company is Siga Technologies, S-I-G-A. To come up with a vaccine for smallpox now I believe small pox has been eradicated from the entire earth since like the early 70s

1:00:38 And of course, Perlman is a huge longtime Democratic Party donor. So this news coming out now all of the sudden in the Los Angeles Times it's there is an attack going on A huge attack and this is not abnormal for an election cycle but you know what's coming up I mean come on $433 million dollars for experimental smallpox drug I mean come on John, smallpox is like... we don't need the drug for small pox do we? Well the concern is... Oh wait let me guess. Terrorism? Yes

1:01:21 Because there's about three batches of smallpox that are held in private labs and so they're gonna, they can leverage that as well. You know the bad guys are gonna get a hold of it and they're gonna release it nobody except people over 50 nobody under 50s had a smallpox vaccine and they'll kill everybody or something I don't know right yeah well so okay so The LA Times is so in on this so did they write literally the last time an American was diagnosed with the disease was 1949 And there is no credible evidence that any other country or a terrorist group possesses smallpox. So we're the only ones, but it's just another chink in the armor you know this is like just gone systematically discrediting everybody and everything I saw on C-SPAN that the Solyndra thing is... You know they're heating that up It's like and and the American public will catch on

1:02:15 They will, this is going to work. This strategy they are going to get very very angry and be very fed up with this and if Obama doesn't decide to quit and let Gabby Giffords in I think he could lose no matter what idiot we put we put upfront on the Republican side Yeah well it will be an idiot because it won't be Ron Paul which brings me right back into another segue So I have two kind of Ron Paul clips both from Fox where they really hate the guy because he's obviously... Because he makes sense, right? He makes too much sense. Here is a classic one this was called The Hannity Cannot Even Read Ron Paul's Name. Ron Paul they did a survey on what's gonna happen in Iowa. Ron Paul is basically

1:03:12 Sweep he's gonna sweep it. He could easily beat it and they but they had a survey that they have I think its Gingrich at 20% and Ron Paul at 19 percent or something But the gingers, I think Herman Cain at 28 I'm gonna say cuz then they have a plus in minus 4 percent which means that Ron Paul is probably at 23 percent And they using this variable they can shove him down That's the furthest they could get him So they, so then meanwhile they got all these other guys. So Hannity listen to this very carefully when Hannity reads off the list of people who are and what their scores are. All right here are the polls Iowa dead heat Cain 20% Newt Gingrich 19%, Mitt Romney 18%. I'm sorry Ron Paul 19% Gingrich 17%.

1:04:02 He doesn't advertise on Fox, that's why. You don't want to advertise? You don't get in! He gives Gingrich the wrong number and then he forgets Paul and then he makes up for it. Another example of this again on Fox Sleazeballs, this show called The Five which is their version of The View I And she likes showing them off and she's on the end always showing them off. I just like to point out to new listeners that this is the Curry Dvorak Consulting Group that you hear speaking, we understand ratings and this is how you get ratings by doing this it's all about the positioning who has got better legs put her on the end get the skirt hiked up get the shot. So people I think of listening to show know that were doing this analytically.

1:05:08 Anyway, this is the five of which and the guy mentions Ron Paul they're gonna talk about who can win the nomination And then they when they analyze who might be good and they keep bringing in that idiot Bachman You know the waterboarding Queen and it's like just play this hope for someone that does stand for smaller government, smaller taxation. Who? A lot of these guys are conservative choice shouldn't run. Bachman. Right. Or is out now. Perry. You know... Not Ron Paul because he has other issues but for the most part those two. The guys who they're polling the strongest if you check it out the McClatchy poll. He's got other issues. What what are the other issues

1:05:47 Not Ron Paul, he's got other issues. Yeah what are his issues? He's not on board with the program that's the issue! He is not playing fair! Yeah yeah... He is not playing fair, he's not playing the game, he doesn't have whatever the douchebag line of the day is, he doesn't have it. He wants to legalize marijuana, he wants to pull out all these foreign... He definitely would not be putting 2500 troops plus a navy fleet plus an air force fleet in Australia By the way speaking of Bachmann You know my favorite thing that came out of the Occupy movement is the mic check And I think it's so it's dumb. No, I like it because It disrupts it no disrupts things so beautifully and everyone understands it now So if you're just in a crowd and someone just being a douchebag all have to do is go Mike check and everyone will go Oh crap. All right my check then they can just say whatever you want people repeated. It's perfect Let me talk about that American consumers for instance

1:06:54 You should see her face. She's like, bewildered. What? And everyone is like, shut up! Sit down! Pandemonium It goes on forever and you can't beat a mic check. You can't, there's like if you got enough people there you can't beat it There is no microphone that stands up to it Its a beautiful thing I really really like it. Well they use it like that its pretty funny Yeah! And I'm absolutely convinced these people Bachman and the rest of them Ron Paul may be the exception here

1:07:29 have no clue what's going on when this happens. No, she is thinking who is this Mike and why he yelling at me? Yeah, who is Mike? Is he a checkless Imbacca? Mike stop that man! Where is Mike the Check? What she talking about? Mike don't do that Can we go over to Gitmo Nation Europe for a second just because that's now completely out of the news and no one is paying any attention. Meanwhile, the Euro took a nice little dip the other day it was down to 134. Big deal! It has got to get down to 95 cents. Oh it has got to go to 80. Now a couple things... 80 where its been? Its been to 80 before and things were good when it was at 80.

1:08:06 So a couple things happening. First of all, the IMF director Antonio Borges which by the way if you know anything about the Borges name and you saw this series on Showtime he's a total douchebag but we come from a douche bag background He resigned all of a sudden And the thinking here is, you know because he was actually saying that it was a good idea for the IMF to buy the Italian and Greek bonds. So all of sudden he's like whew! He's gone. Replaced by Reza Meshgin

1:08:48 And so I look around at this guy, who is an American or he's...I think he has citizenship. He is the CEO of MFlex and MFlex makes such wonderful things as flexible circuit boards for RFID systems So it's nice to have that. The money will soon be tattooed into your arm That's coming we're really happy about that Then we have Berlusconi of course has resigned and now they have an entire new Italian government led by Super Mario. He's in, Monty, Mario Monti. Let me just... So they have an entirely unelected government now the Minister of Infrastructure and Economic Development

1:09:35 is Corando Passera, chief executor of one of Italy's biggest banks in Tessa San Paolo. The foreign minister is going to be Giolo Terzi di Sant'Agata who was currently the ambassador to Washington interior Minister Anna Maria Cancellieri and she's a woman but I thought her name was just interesting but she's also unelected justice minister is a lawyer who had jurisdiction over four of the Berlusconi corruption trials, which of course failed. So this is exactly the way that bankers wanted and Mario, of course Goldman Sachs advisor so this is perfect willow by the way sent me a note and she said hey

1:10:22 Don't believe the hype and the propaganda that the BBC is shoving in your face. People are not celebrating, people know they're screwed everyone's really depressed in Italy she lives in Italy and she also said interesting fact that the 21% VAT the 1%, well actually 5% uptake going from 20 to 21 percent was actually implemented two months ago Which I thought was interesting because that's being reported as part of the new austerity measures. But the real news comes... That's interesting Yeah Oh and well, the fact that BBC is showing people really happy and they're all celebrating She said that's bullcrap By the way Berlusconi released a uh An album of love songs Thank you darling On Wednesday Ummm I guess he..I don't know Well I tried to get a copy but couldn't quick enough for the show

1:11:19 But anyway, Heiko Herman is out doing the deed. And I have two little clips here from Heiko Herman as predicted he's actually using my favorite word now harmonization this entire thing was a setup it was set up by the bankers to begin with they set it up with this with the phony baloney derivatives hiding assets or hiding debt on the balance sheets and now the banks are moving in The World Bank The IMF taking over Europe and here it comes slaves bend over because you're going to get harmonization of tax and social services. So that's the question, and now he answers it!

1:12:14 The task I see for us is clear. We have to bring the Economic Monetary Union to a solid end state. There's this shrinking of cooperation among the 17, I repeat among the 17 no more, no fewer. There you go it's the two-speed Europe if you're on board with the euro then you get then your in in the club and otherwise get the hell out Create a 2 tier Europe This has been much exaggerated talk about this. Yes, you think it's good? It's good! Shut up I'll make a haiku against you. It is time to de-dramatize this debate

1:12:52 We now need to go further and we need both fiscal discipline and economic and fiscal integration focused on growth. Let me see, what does that mean John? Fiscal integration... What do you think he's talking about there focused on growth? That means that everyone can be taxed for everything From Europe! From Brussels exactly Not only to punish the sinners The sinners?! We must punish the sinners Wow, yeah I can't believe they let him get away with this punish the sinners. They're all sinners by the way We've already documented the fact that none of them None of them have followed the mass strike treaty Which is what what they're talking about and they've all gone over the numbers including Germany. So I'm gonna I'm gonna predict What's gonna happen next just list 20 more seconds of haiku Herman to punish the sinners understand but also To link our policies

1:13:47 to demonstrate that we share a common destiny. We need to acknowledge that this means sharing of sovereignty for all members of the Eurozone." A sharing of sovereignty! You don't say? Well, since the German Bundestag just voted essentially in favor Changing the treaties, which you know you recalled and this is how this show started out when I started reading The Lisbon Treaty and went like this is bullcrap. That's when we kind of started the show around that time

1:14:25 This, this Lisbon Treaty was initially the European constitution and everyone read the Constitution said screw that we're not going to give up our sovereignty. So they said oh well then let's do it differently let's pull it apart and make all these protocols are over there in documents you don't really see and stuff and then we'll just call it the Lisbon treaty and I'll just be another move and then they created this fake problem and now I guarantee you we will see a European constitution. They'll probably announce it very quickly, it'll take awhile for to be written and everything but... It won't be long

1:15:00 What do you mean? The Constitution will be long? It's not going to be like our constitution. Oh no! It is a giant phone book. It is going to be like our tax code probably and it will contain mainly tax code and giving up your sovereign rights, this cannot end well. It never has they've always tried to do this. No this doesn't work. Do these people ever take a history course for God sake?! They don't care they want to be the boss of you And it's, and wow this the words harmonization and you know we all have to combine our sovereignty. Oh! This is so bad and it really is bad this is really really wrong but as hey at least they'll keep us employed for a while when we got something to look at. Well yeah well when the civil war breaks out probably in within the next decade you know Europe has burnt to rubble

1:15:55 We'll probably still be doing the show and saying we told you. Then we can bring back that old theme song that we banned Yeah, what is it? We Told You So? Okay well we won't play it until some place in Europe has burned down yeah then we'll bring it back oh god It's uh... I feel really horrible. And the worst thing is, they're doing it in public view! See this is from Haiku Herman's own webpage He releases... He is so arrogant this guy Oh yeah he releases these videos and they edit them so that you know It's like Nazi propaganda! It's not like! Well it is! Then they edit the applause at the end and everything It's disgusting! By the way

1:16:46 A new report came out. This is big! This is the EMCDDA, and I'll tell you what that stands for here in a second... It's a huge report this is the European Monitoring Center for Drugs and Drug Addiction And they do a report every single year and they basically talk about the state of drugs In the United States or Europe as we call it Euroland I just have a couple of highlights, only partially through this document. It's hundreds of pages. The drug situation in perspective In many respects this year's report is one of contrasts On the one hand drug use appears to be relatively stable in Europe Prevalence

1:17:33 levels overall remain high by historical standards, but they are not rising. And in some important areas such as cannabis use by young people there are positive signs on the other hand there are worrying indications of developments in the synthetic drugs market more generally and the way drug consumers now use a wider set of substances poly-drug use including the combination of illicit drugs with alcohol and sometimes medicines and non controlled substance substances has become the dominant pattern of drug use in Europe In other words, the pharmaceutical industry is doing great. Internationally, particularly in North America there has been an increasing concern about the availability and misuse of prescription opioids namely painkillers The extent of this phenomenon in Europe is difficult to access

1:18:22 To assess from the data currently available, moreover direct comparisons between the European Union and other parts of the world are difficult to make due in large part to considerable differences that exist in prescription patterns and regulations. Currently illicit synthetic opioid use in Europe appears mainly to involve consumption of substitution drugs diverted from drug treatment In addition, some countries in northern and central Europe are now reporting the use of fentanyl. What is that John? Fentanyl. I don't know it's something... I don't know, you know. I did know once and i don't know now what it is. F-E-N T-A-N Y-L which is likely... They used to spam people to get it that's how I guess was popular right? Well tell you what let me look at why don't you look it up. I'll consult the book of knowledge. Why don't you do that there's also some worrying trends our ecstasy no longer contains ecstasy

1:19:16 The ecstasy in Europe pretty much doesn't contain MDMA anymore. It contains PMK, PMK... So people that are taking E or as I refer to it generally speaking as X for some reason? Yeah, it used to be X until it became hip and then it was E. PMK glycidate And alpha phenyl acetate tetra tetra record to riddle fentanyl which is also known as fentanil spelled differently yeah is a opiate derivative it's fented fentanyl is approximately 100 times more potent than morphine with 100 micrograms of fentanyl approximately equivalent to ten milligrams and morphing 75 milligrams

1:20:07 It's just a mepidrine in analgesic activity. It's an opiate that is powerful. Right, but it is made by the drug industry? Sure! Yeah of course this what groovy. There's money to be made! So understanding the market dynamics of opioids This, of course is they believe that there's a problem with the supply from Afghanistan. Oh, OK. We got to straighten that out with today's New York Times I'll mention when you're done. The possibility of the supply reduction measures are reducing the heroin availability in Europe is supported by indications that some but not all EU countries experienced a heroin drought in late 2010

1:20:45 This may have also affected some non-EU countries such as Russia and Switzerland. An alternative explanation put forward to explain this apparent shortage referred to a recent outbreak of poppy blight in some parts of Afghanistan." We talked about this on the show over a year ago when we were discussing, if you remember the various growing seasons and all of a sudden there's all this activity, we needed more troops and everything would get in there. And now they associated it with the poppy growing. With the harvest! They had a bad harvest! So it sucks? Anyway, the salient point here and I want to congratulate Baron Steef & Van Pelsmakers because all is well in the barony. The purest form of cocaine in all of Europe is found in Belgium

1:21:29 Belgium. Yeah, Brussels of course that's where you've got the fries it gets your good cocaine that's where you get your good coke is that's where all those elites are they gotta gotta get some coke hey we got a vote coming up yeah man let's get some coke first just get another what you're saying where the EU meets That's right is where the purest form of cocaine which by the way only 51% that's lame I mean I've never done coke in my life but it seems like 51 percent seems highly diluted to me Probably is. I want to point something out here that today's New York Times front page, and I don't want the theme, I just want to mention this top story right at the top a big photo of some Afghani standing guy walking down the aisle Afghan calls for US forces to remain for years Yeah Stay please we want you to stay He outlined one of the guys President Karzai outlined his vision for an American military presence perpetually Wow

1:22:33 And that's the New York Times, that's our code publication saying hey okay you get this into your brain. We're not going anywhere! It is good it's groovy because we got to protect that crop yeah just I think all this is all part of that well I think so the question here is Because of course the banks need, they're the ones that need the heroin right and the cocaine because that's what keeps them rolling is all that cash flow. On the other hand, the pharmaceutical companies they want to sell their drugs so it's kind of a toss-up you know who I would think

1:23:17 So you think there may be an underlying battle between FarmCo, Big Pharma and big banks? And I would say Big Pharma is going to be winning. I think they're gonna start cracking down... No! I don't think the banks care as long as that money, that illicit money still runs through them. Well but- I think they're neutral on this. I think the banks are neutral. You know, illicit drugs whether it comes from the heroin poppy fields or whether it comes from drug companies is the same for the banks Good point. And who, by the way is watching the back door of the pharmaceutical companies? Who's watching that to make sure they're not shipping stuff out the back door? Heck if China can make clones of the iPhone 4S Yeah By the thousands or millions for all we know because it's just the same factory and you just say Hey yeah were supposed to knock off will be done with a run of 100 thousand at 1 AM Anybody want to work 3 more hours Right

1:24:10 Frank got another few and then put them in a different box and ship them off someplace else. I mean there's no way that they, this goes on constantly. But I think we should look for a downturn in pure natural product and an uptick in the synthetic stuff. It makes so much more sense it's so much easier you don't have to deal with all that crap It's easier. Well, if they can make that complete transition somehow then we can get out of Afghanistan. But no wait! They still use that as base material? Yeah we need some of it. So here is the way I figure it there is only one group of people who aren't making any money on this

1:24:57 The public? Yeah, that would be us. Yeah, we do have some donors for this show following up our big 11-11-11 show. We have to kind of get back to normal Did we have a number of... because the info that came from Buzzkill Jr today I had like tons of lost notes and all kinds of stuff that we have to do Oh that was me sending him stuff There's a lot of people miscellaneously writing us

1:25:38 I just did a mailing and everyone starts mailing us information after the fact. Well, the one that... Did we miss Sir Ernie somehow? Who does the super karma coins? We may have So anyway, we have to follow up and do some he's I have a note here He sent us 1111 1111 raised with the help of about 33 no agenda producers No coincidence there who kindly ordered one or more of the eleven eleven eleven super karma coins at no agenda super karma comm so he wanted me to send them Super Karma. So I'd like to do that right now You've got karma and we highly appreciate sir Ernie from Zurich doing all that work on the super karma coins. You know they they actually contained the Karma apparently and And you just rub it, and well I don't have one maybe that's the reason that happened

1:26:33 We also had, did we give Diana... We did and it was funny because she said hey you know maybe something happened. You didn't read my note and I said Did you listen to the show? Because iIdid a whole thing right after the donations specifically about that And she said no we stopped listening after donations Oh! And I'm like that's not okay this is the beauty of our show you never know when you're gonna get surprised You cannot turn it off. You must listen to the entire program, because you might be missing out on something big

1:27:09 So Claudia Gerber came in from Elizabeth, Ohio with $150. I want to thank her Carl Baron in Malmo Sweden My last karma donation a few months ago is 12407 rescued me out of a tight spot with my employer but now it's time for a top-up to help guide me in the upcoming months as I'm about to leave Japan Just as I'm being booted out of my apartment back home in Sweden leaving me a homeless drifter God this donation amount means nothing since numerology is bullshit. Look up 12407 on Wikipedia well Okay, we got to stop the show Oh seven on Wikipedia okay

1:27:56 Do you see anything? I'm looking. One, two four oh seven... This is uh here we go might be under numerology Oh yeah! Here it is! I've got it! 12407 is the natural number following twelve thousand four hundred and six Being the smallest uninteresting number with regard to arithmetic mathematics The uninterestingness of the number this is typical from a Swede, right? Yeah exactly This is classic Swede! The uninterestingness of the number formed the basis of a question in the British panel game and the episode Inland Revenue. The 10th episode in series 1. The question was asked what is the smallest uninteresting number

1:28:45 Alright, here's some karma my friend since you're a drifter. You deserve it. You've got karma Great Fantastic A little piece of trivia for the listeners. There you go! You can use that at the cocktail party tonight Yep 12407 Ian Holholm Carolina- Caroline Springs Victoria Hi John Natta My wife Jessica daughter Grace and I are embarked on a six week holiday to my in laws in the mofo state of Texas This donation is for the 12 episodes that I will be able to listen to live at a decent time. No having to wake up at 4am just to hear John say, hit it! Can we please have some karma for safe trip on the 19th? Hopefully this airbus has turned. Also wish my wife happy anniversary last Tuesday keep up the great work and the greatest podcast in the universe

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1:31:25 What are you doing? You're ruining the family. Out! Doghouse for you. So what's the status with Baron Von Pelsmacher sweepstakes, what is the status of our three... We've got a bunch of isolated people who were given another week to put their two cents worth in the contest we're going to isolate the best answers or whatever they said and then we're gonna put them in a little mailing where listeners can choose 2 winners I think I already picked one of the winners but the other will be picked by the public You know, bike check! Mike check. Matt K., Portland Oregon. Matt K., Port- oh I'm sorry. 6666 in the morning gentlemen i've been listening to this show without donating for longer than I like to admit I recently graduated college and got a job at the techno expert of assist admins and layman's term in the silicon forest portland oregon as i started

1:32:14 paying back my student loans I realized that also needed to start paying back you too for all the quality analysis i've borrowed over the years. I'm in need of a thorough de-douching and more importantly, the need to give him a de-douching first? You've been de-douched He needs to call out his old college roommate Ryan for being a non donating douchebag Apparently Ryan turned him out of the show originally and is yet to donate. I'm sure that will open his wallet and set us both on our way toward plenty of hookers in blow. Oh, I hope so boys! You know they could use it especially if they're in Portland...Portlandia as we call it California. David Brady University Palace Washington 63 long time listener first-time donor I'm donating 63 because there's one one one one one one and I guess this is a blog shirt?

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1:43:05 We grabbed from the grab bag of lesser donors, we grabbed Nolan Overton. Greetings Western North Dakota from Western North Dakota here as a new listener and recent donor to the $10 per listener request and a five dollar a month plan I would like to ask for some karma for my family to find a house in one of the few areas where we have more job openings and oil than housing love The Greatest Podcasting Universe so here is a karma shout out for you my friend. You've got karma Umm... We did, uh... Sir Rick in Austin. We did him right? With the... Yeah we did that one. We did Sir Rick Hi Adam! In the morning this is The Shill from Chapel Hill I hope your trip to Texas went well Tell Mickey the pictures along the way were great I'm writing for two reasons First of all I'd like an account with the Noah Jenner News Network Yes some catching up on those Second is I found something disturbing Think you would like talk about it on the show I know normally don't discuss video games

1:44:03 very often on no agenda, but I think Rainbow Six Patriots is a very germane to the show. The basic premise of the game is that because of the economic collapse from returning veterans that feel betrayed... ...the numbers of militias and paramilitary groups in America have increased until this point there was no leader to unite them but now there is you alternate between fighting as a covert military agent and being one of the militia members essentially the tagline is You fought Nazi, Russian, North Korean and Middle Eastern threats. Rainbow Six Patriot asks can you turn the weapon on your fellow countrymen? What?! Yeah that's the tagline for this fantastic game from Electronic Arts Oh brother!

1:44:51 Wow, we do know and it's a well-documented that games generally speaking the simulations of any sort Do work mm-hmm? I mean you learn how to fly 747 not course the cockpit you've learned on a simulator Yeah, they arm us army has made a big deal because they used to have this maybe this is Ubisoft. The thing It's not electronic arts. I think is usually probably distributing it yeah And those guys are scary the Ubisoft guys are weird well The point is that this is a learning process and so to do something like this, probably not a good thing. Anyway he says I donated to the show number 354 asked for karma for job interview that went really well right now they're in the process of doing a background check and calling references hope no one finds out you are listening to our show

1:45:37 Since that process is taking a little longer than a week, I was hoping to get an extension on my karma. I figured if Bill Clinton can get an extension it wouldn't hurt to ask." Well i think we can do that for our donor. You've got karma. The shill from Chapel Hill. A shill from Chapel Hill... I like it! Yeah, it's good. Marijn de Jong Adam and John, believe it or not but I've been listening since show one. I've listened all through college and I listen to you on my commute every morning an afternoon to a job I absolutely hate! Could you give me some karma for finding a new job? Yeah absolutely You got karma And we want to remind people to go to noagendanation.com slash jobs for unemployed donors And what happens when you go there is it like a job posting board or what does it do how does it work? I don't know

1:46:27 Awesome. Just Eric DeShill's new project, so it probably does something good. Keep the guy occupied! And by the way you know apparently Eric DeShill has been selling this deck of cards... Hey I saw that on Twitter what the hell is he selling those cards? Well he didn't do the cards somebody did the cards and he's just one of the stores that's selling them as a middleman And Leo gets a set of the cards and he's got the cards there. I saw it! They're gorgeous cards by the way, they're really interesting It's like a game that has this whole process for playing this crazy game, it's like go fish only Leo even knew how to play the game which is funny Yeah and Leo was showing me the card thing and I'm going what? Who's...I've never gotten these cards Me neither

1:47:14 I remember us talking about it. I remember... It's noagendacardcompany.com, we have to figure out what... We'll give you a direct link and then you can go to noagendation.com if you want to get a set but it looked pretty cool in me. You know? It's not our cards. Noagendacards.com maybe? Or Noregenda Card Game maybe something like that? Maybe something in the chat. Game.com I remember us talking about this yeah, well i think when they came out everyone got cards but us it is no agenda the card game in the morning edition Yeah No Agenda Card Game here's another great you gotta go to this website right now John wow this is

1:47:54 This plays when you hit the website. You can purchase it, no agenda card game It's a deck of cards that features all of the artwork. I can't turn it off! It's just embarrassing us That's fantastic- it's embarrassing that we don't have them Yeah, we haven't got the cards and forgot about it God We do encourage- well it was good though because And I- and I- that was nice of Leo to start right off Right off the bat man The top of the show That was awesome promotion Yeah Oh it was cool, I like that Anyway, thank you all so much particularly those who came in and helped us on the downside of the 11-11-11 bonanza This is where we need the most help. And of course next week as John pointed out will be Thanksgiving We need your support to continue. We'll be doing a show on Thanksgiving That's Thursday right following Sunday Which is the worst two days of both donations and listenership and everything in between I don't know I'd rather do a clip show but

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1:49:51 Okay, and then we have... Oh! We got some knighthoods. That's always nice so um... Oh-oh Where is my blade? Oh I got it. It was in a box. Sorry Alright Dame Cara Timmons or Cara Timmon step forward please Richard Haskins and Chris Lewinsky All three of you, in one way or the other have supported The No Agenda Show. The best podcast in the universe with donations equaling or exceeding $1,000 I hereby welcome to the exclusive club Dame Cara Timmons Sir Richard Haskins and Sir Chris Sleminski Head on over to the NOAGENA Roundtable for your hookers and blows chardonnays rent boys and hot pants and booze

1:50:38 And thank you so much. It's highly appreciated, particularly in the slower period of the year Yes indeed So I ran into this article What is that? Government panel test kids for cholesterol before age 11 Yeah because we got... what is the drug again What do I know? Lipitor. Yeah, yeah we get everybody on this stuff. Lipitor is going out of patent so we need to get more people on it well you think that was crazy pizza now John classified or if the by Obama by Obama pizza in the in an appropriations bill and now before the house

1:51:20 could be classified as a vegetable. Yes Or, as every news report says John's favorite word A veggie You could call it the defense of pizza act in Congress a measure designating the sauce on a slice As a veggie Industry sources admit It is to keep pizza in school lunch mix Nutritionists are horrified Boy, it really doesn't make any sense you can exchange pizza for wine That's nutritionist This is really some members of Congress challenging the White House on school lunch nutrition guidelines. Currently, federal rules require about this much tomato sauce on a single slice of pizza for it to meet the nutritional guidelines for a vegetable serving. Lobbyists from the American Frozen Food Institute say that's too much sauce and makes for a soggy slice they've lobbied Congress. Members of Congress are- I love this! Hey, I got some veggies for you how much sauce do you need? I'll make some special sauce

1:52:16 Nothing to see here story too. And it's nice, I picked it up too and it's like... It was hilarious but its you know what? And this is the same thing they used to criticize was it Reagan or Bush because they called ketchup a vegetable and that was big deal I think that they just need as many distractions as possible to keep us not looking into Second Mile. Whatever it is, do something! And I think Second Mile's a distraction...I think the stuff going on in Europe is the real issue This whole thing is gonna collapse and we're all gonna be screwed Yippee You know how we always talk about there being an actual checkbox on your tax return where you can donate money to the Treasury? Yeah. But why doesn't Buffett do that? Well, The Daily Caller which I don't... is it a blog or whatever?

1:53:12 But they did something very funny. They took a semi-hot girl, which of course is why it's not getting a lot of viral attention because they had to take a very hot girl and there was this I guess session where people could go and talk to Congress rich people It was a rich People Club And they were all there to petition Congress to raise taxes on the rich Now this of course is always interesting because who's going to show up to this place? And I think it's really a scam, this raising taxes on the rich. Because there's something that they're trying to do by doing this and it's gonna make... One way or another everyone's gonna work out, gonna make out like bandits except us but The Daily Caller went in stood at the entranceway with an iPad with the Treasury website

1:54:08 And asked all those people who were coming in, hey want to make a donation right now? And I thought the results were obviously funny. Can you tell me a little bit about what you're doing here today? So, I'm here arguing in favor of higher taxes on the wealthy. I am one of the wealthiest 1%. In fact, considerably higher in the hierarchy than that and... That's great! ...I think we need to- We should be paying more of our fair share. There is a lot of talk about shared sacrifice This guy has fallen for it. I love it He's like yeah, yeah, I'm rich bitch I could buy you right now, I could buy you some titties. I'm rich! But I haven't actually seen anybody asking the people who benefited the most from the policies that led to the deficit...the wealthy Okay well now is your chance. I have the Department of Treasury right here on the donate page Would you like to donate a few thousand dollars? No I wouldn't Would you guys be willing to donate to the Department of Treasury

1:55:05 Individually? No. We believe... No, individually I'm very philanthropically active. You know what I mean? I'm very philanthropically active! These guys are just a bunch of douchebags! This is Douchebag Theme! Yeah but you gotta hear more it's fantastic! So you don't want to donate to the Department of Treasury? I don't always claim all the deduction that i can so i probably pay higher taxes than theoretically i could. Oh there is a good one! So, i don't have to donate? Don't think we can solve the problem just with deductions... well just with contributions. I have right here the treasury department's website where you can donate money to help reduce public debt would yo be willing?

1:55:43 I'm not part of the 1%. Well that's okay, you can donate money just as well as i can. Do you think that'll help? Well I'm not here asking for higher taxes... You are though right? That's right! So I have right here people who can afford them like yourself. That's right so right here I have the donation page all you need to do is put in your credit card number and you can donate to the government. That is not going to help anybody I want our class to be our class Yeah, our class these guys are but I think they're shields of some for well this is good stuff

1:56:21 You've heard me. You're being silly. You're being silly, go away silly girl! So you don't want to donate right now into the government? I don't want to donate right now. Here i have the department of treasury's donation page where you can help reduce that debt would you be willing to donate a few thousand dollars if rates are raised across-the-board for rich people absolutely i'd be very happy to do it but she won't do it individual look at this is not charity we're not doing charity here taxes are not charity They're not voluntary. There's something the society commits to do together. What? Taxes are voluntary! They're voluntary? Officially, yes So I don't have to do it if i don't want to? Well... Good luck with that That is actually- they're voluntary Yeah I think we have to do for rich people as well as middle class people You're not willing to give to the Department of Treasury voluntarily

1:57:17 It would be of no impact whatsoever. Isn't it a step in the right direction? Absolutely not, it would be completely puny and ineffective. And now she gets an old guy... We all have to hold hands and do it together. This is an old guy Any one individual is just for show So you're not willing to donate any money to the Department of Treasury I want to pay my fair share by whatever the hell's due Giving you an opportunity Uh, I think that's a joke and I'm not interested I like that. That was good, you know? It was very Noah Jenda-esque of them to do that. That was very good! Yeah it's like really... Oh hell no am i gonna give any well there's the answer to our question John now we know We know they're foolish crap these people yeah they are so I so I was digging around and I ran into something kind of funny Gary Johnson was on one of the shows

1:58:14 Poor guy, he's not in any of the debates. No they kicked him out. You talk to him and you notice he has kind of a milquetoast character hasn't really got any... Well I want to point out after I interviewed them they kicked him off all the debates it's like with a kiss of death. He actually came on at one of the debates recently It was after you interviewed him he was on at least one debate. Oh, so anyway I know that you'd like to joke though it's funny yeah Like anyone cares? Yeah, so So I've you know these boy, so I got three clips from there's pretty short But the one of them somebody obviously He always has gone to a consultant and they told him to modulate You know how you do that with people that you know they're kind of they talk like this all the time Yes did have some inflection. He's gotta go up and down

1:59:02 He's got to make it exciting! So, really he doesn't quite... and then the second clip by the way proves he doesn't get the joke but he doesn't quite get this idea. So which one am I doing? The modulation? Gary Johnson modulates When it came to all sorts of laws that I argued were gonna just add a whole lot of time and a whole lotta money to being able to comply with government when it really wasn't going to make any of us any better off Wasn't gonna make the world safer or prevent anybody from still committing fraud against me. Well I'm going to take some of the blame for that because after that interview, because the guy who's running his campaign used to be the finance manager for Ron Paul

1:59:43 He called me and he said you know so what'd you think I said, no your guy is boring. He talks like it's boring He's got a like you know it like yeah kick it up a notch So I think that this was probably taken as sound advice Hey just Announce the end every once in awhile and go up and down until you're a little more exciting Well, you know if you're boring your boring I mean you could have taken that boring thing to the next level Next level and by the way, he's three times. He three-time governor of New Mexico. I mean, it's no slouch It is good policies But he obviously wasn't really engaged She's with Cavuto and Cavuto tries to throw a little joke in and then Johnson just misses it like Completely and then he goes off and talks about something else if you were to participate in debate Would you ever say anything like this? I have three things that they want to cut out

2:00:34 Well, I'm promising to submit a balanced budget to Congress. So that's a 43% reduction in government spending that includes Medicaid You know and Cavuto was really nice He gave him like an opportunity to be not boring right there so he could have a great you know Probably that was already set up with a punchline that was agreed to and if we forgot to deliver Yeah, no it was terrible. It was a setup because it was about you know Perry's three things and he didn't even be just miss it completely forgot So I finally got the the last clip I think isolated why this guy's been kicked off. They don't need another guy like this if you listen to this clip This is why this guy has been completely marginalized and he is off the podium He's not gonna be he's out. I'd like to give you a contrast on the debates right now Candidate number one says, I want to build a fence across the border

2:01:24 Candidate number two says, I want to build a parallel fence. Candidate number three says, I want to run a moat down the middle. Candidate number four says, I want to put barbed wire across the top of the fences. Candidate number five wants to electrify the barbed wire and candidate number six wants to run a drone down the middle And then for the only one I think that's advocating not building a fence, which is Perry who happens to be a border governor. I'm a border governor don't build the fence He talks about responding to drug border violence with more guns They all talk about adding more guns to that equation when the reality of that is legalized marijuana and arguably

2:02:04 Let's get at the cause. It's prohibition, it's similar to alcohol and didn't we play out those disputes with machine guns in the twenties? Oy vey... Yeah Now! Oh god We can't have this! No, no. And he means so well He really does It's just like...no It's show business for ugly people You gotta be on message you gotta know how to do it you gotta know how to roll with it you gotta be funny at the right times you can't just be a smart guy

2:02:40 You know? And he's white toast, you're right. Milk toast whatever it's just no... I'm sorry. Milk Toast is soggy! Soggy! I feel bad because his heart is in the right place but and I even told him don't become the marijuana guy this don't understand that all they're going to focus on is your dope stuff stop it now yeah well hey um I'm a little disappointed by the most emailed article particularly from our Gitmo Nation Euroland producers, who all sent me this link. I think one or two understood it that the European Union is going to start banning x-ray body scanners at airports and everyone's like hey you know they're gonna stop this right? Don't you understand that they're only doing

2:03:36 to introduce the millimeter wave technology. The contract is in, it's done you're going to get the safer quote unquote millimeter wave And by the way, what is the difference between X-ray and millimeter wave? A millimeter wave is a... it's one thing they're hard to create. It's an expensive technology. It's a terahertz wave if I'm not mistaken which uh Is that higher than microwave? No no, like it was more like a microwave, it's like a radio wave that really has no penetrating... it really is more likely to bounce off the skin

2:04:16 But they don't know if you read that report that San Francisco State University put out when they were complaining about both these machines being untested The millimeter wave machine is not an x-ray machine, it's kind of a radio wave machine. But nobody knows quite what that does to your epidermis and your DNA right? It still like yeah it's a DNA problem Yeah rips apart your DNA. It could cause cataracts who knows whatever the case is its probably no safe either but there less documentation so it could be a major disaster putting these things in. Perfect!

2:04:54 Hey, they should just get rid of all of this crap. What's wrong with the way it used to be? They used to take you and wand the crap out of ya and all the rest of it. You know I think we just want to get questions at this step that when you come in but most European area was in Brazil recently The first thing they do is you're getting a long line to talk to somebody And they have a long chat with your wet you'd like to use same thing in Israel So what were you doing here? Blah blah blah, and how'd you like it? How's the weather back home?" You know all these kinds of things and then they stamp something in your ticket and go to the next thing. It seems to work

2:05:34 Planes aren't dropping out of the sky. There's 30 to 40,000 flights a day How many crashes have we had in the last 10 years that are caused by terrorists? This is this is just a way to keep the public on its own edge and terrorized Keep them terrorized keep them small I have a funny, if you want to get couple of these out of the way. I have really funny...I thought it was funny You know Hannity and the Fox people. Really? Yeah come on you gotta hear this one This is a gem They're blasting the Occupy Wall Street folks they have been doing it as little bunch of left-wing communists so they finally gave their complete opinion

2:06:20 this rundown with your friend Dana Perino chiming in. Oh she's in there? Oh that's good I like Perino yeah so the class...yeah you're gonna really roll your eyes when you hear this one This is the, is Hannity beginning a rant on what's wrong with all these protest movements and I think it's an evergreen. I'm trying to find which clip it is. It says classic. Ooh okay Perino's kind of hot let's see well this is what we've seen murder rape, violence arson destruction of property Breitbart had a video defecating in public urine and feces thrown at police anti-semitism anti-americanism anti capitalism drug dealers drug use suicides body lice filth etc. Lawlessness... You've done STDs! That's funny without seeing the clip I was gonna say that how about herpes?

2:07:14 Oh, I'm so in tune with Dana. Sex in public? There's naked women down there... Yes! There is a sexual component to this. That's what I mean they had they had a problem down there they were down at Zuccotti Park they were checking people for STDs. Bullcrap! That's total lie. It's a total lie and what is she talking about?! It's sex it's a sex fest This information out there, they'll be packing them in I want to get fondled come over here and check me for a was There's murder. There's arson there is mayhem Breitbart had a video there's there's fire There's you know what does Breitbart had a video is that some bad thing that happened? No it's good is it bright bar It had video yeah shows whose team he's on

2:08:04 The independent journalist, Breitbart. That is a classic. It is good but I like Dana STD's it's funny because I was gonna say that as a joke like that herpes and she actually says it she such a ditz and she what she was the spokeshole for Bush right yeah during that period where I think somebody remember when she got a black eye when someone hit her in the face or something? She came out with a black eye. Yeah that's impossible. Shes' the one who made some of...somebody asked about I don't remember specifically, I should look it up but it's a classic gaffe where they said well you know the you know during the Vietnam War or was either the Vietnam war or is the Cuban Missile Crisis. They just threw in at the question she says what was that? She didn't know what it was. She didn't know what it was! Cuban missile what? What the Cubans had missiles?!

2:08:53 Hey, in Gitmo Nation... And STDs. Yeah. In Gitmo Nation- They were testing them! They had a bunch of police testing people for- Okay drop your drawers there buddy. Hey they're testing them for STDs. The world has gone to shit I got a couple things one is in Gitmo Nation East and the United Kingdom of Gitmos over there in Britain They've come up with a great idea For Britain's jobless young people So you know they're on the dole over there, right? It's called the dole. And if you're on the dole we now have something for you to do as part of the government's work experience program Guess what! If you are taking handouts You have to go to work at supermarkets for 30 hours a week unpaid This is a great slavery program

2:09:46 It is a slavery program, but what are you supposed to do at the supermarkets? Well they just work in your stocking shelves. What if you go in there and you just stink to high heaven and decide not take a shower or bath for months? Well it's Britain after all I guess no one would notice that we're saying I don't think there's a donation from the UK. 30 hours of unpaid labor and if you quit, you lose your benefits slave perfect that's just beautiful i love how that's working still no IRS form 990 from the William Jefferson Clinton Foundation as we continue to

2:10:25 to investigate them over what happened to all the money from Haiti. There's no way that, you know there is no extension past October 17th it has to be in and of course as Clinton yeah clinton990.org is where you can .com I believe we can does a pre-populated IRS form you can fill out and send to the IRS complaining about it someone sent me a link to the Better Business Bureau And as it turns out, the William Jefferson Clinton Foundation does not meet seven of the standards for charity accountability. Now these guys have been under investigation for a while you want to know what some of them are? If I had the foghorn i'd play because we did this whole bit once before about a year and a half ago when...

2:11:18 with the Better Business Bureau list, but you should do it again because I'm sure most people don't remember or haven't heard it. Well, uh... C-Standard 1 oversight of operations and staff organizations shall have a board of directors that provides adequate oversight which they apparently don't have Uh well we know that because the money is gone Number of board members soliciting organizations shall have a board of directors with a minimum of five voting members The foundation only has three Of course Billy Boy There's room for two more guess who? Let me see, uh... Hillary and Chelsea? No you and me. Wouldn't it be great if we were on the board of directors at the Clinton Foundation We'd be up front there like yeah Lady Gaga rocks! We could get the VIP sound check seats Mic Check! Stand 3 Frequency & Attendance Of Board Meetings The board of directors held no board meetings in the past year

2:12:12 Standard number C, uh... Number four. Compensated board members does not meet the standard of the paid chief executive officer also serves as the chair of the Board of Directors i.e he's setting his own salary. Uh, board approval have written report on effectiveness The Foundation does not meet this standard because it has not conducted an organizational effectiveness assessment in two years time. Annual reports? The foundation does not meet this standard because The most recent report did not include a roster of the board of directors or end-of-year net assets. And then we have website disclosure, and that's because it does not show the roster of board directors This thing is a scam

2:12:58 It's a fricking scam. Chief Executive Bruce R. Lindsay makes $269,000 dollars a year Plus expenses Oh yeah of course How many paid staff do you think the Clinton Foundation has? Well considering apparently they don't do their simple chores They must have a paid staff probably like 12 765 What?! 765 people and they can't even get a report done!? What did they all do! They're doing sound checks for Lady Gaga This is an outrage, but this is really an outrage. It's an outrage that this douchebag goes around the world acting like he's all high and mighty And he's not doing his forms! He's not...he's not...he's... I'm gonna stay on that. I-I'm angry about this Yeah you've been on this for over a year That pisses me off All the good it does we haven't gotten on the board

2:13:56 That's what we need to write. We need to be on the board that you know, well let them slide Here's a here's our deal. We want a two hundred sixty nine thousand dollar-a-year compensation package including expenses and use of the g5 and then we want to have two board seats And then we'll be kind about the Haiti stuff. We'll oversee the bookkeeping. Yeah, I think you should all write to the William J Clinton Foundation in Arkansas and request that as per of the Better Business Bureau they need two more board members and that should be The Crackpot and The Buzzkill. And will even produce their little video there

2:14:39 If you go to the page, this is what pisses me off. Clintonfoundation.org So you go to the page about The Clinton Foundation and instead of a 2010 report here it is annual and financial reports You get a video of Bill Here it is. By taking all the money!

2:15:18 And to do it in partnership with government, business and non-governmental organizations. And there's a picture of Bill Gates To actually find solutions that were faster better... And the kids doing jumping jacks! ...and more effective than anyone said Hey kids I'm Duke Clinton Do some jumping jacks! You could do alone We started our HIV AIDS work in 2002 to reduce the cost of life saving medicines in the developing world. Cheek asshole He's just an asshole I'm sorry Stop me STOP I think we pointed this out a number of times already. Okay, but i'm staying on it! I'm staying on it because it's not okay... This is NOT OKAY! Hey by the way good news John? No. Oh yes oh yes

2:16:03 Congress has directed the FAA to provide a progress report to the House and Senate Appropriations Committees coming up now, loaded in no later than 60 days after its enactment. To assess the establishment of special use airspace to fill defense research needs for drones! Heh... yeah. Yeah baby And was it who else had a drone? Oh um Ireland now has a drone do they yeah, yeah islands got a drone I think it's the hit. It's that guy who heads up Parliament Okay, give you little things for that one yeah now it's

2:16:46 But they're using the little toy drones and here's how they're justifying it. Like, well a helicopter costs 7 million you know and this drone does the same thing essentially and just flies around is really cheap It's not a toy! It's not a toy man! And by the way its a toy Its a toy Helicopter I like to helicopter little helicopters that were those small ones that have the camera on that can come up through the windows of a building and kind of look in Yeah yeah That's the one That's the toy So, um... I'm telling you everyone out there should be- we're gonna have to get ya' I think a good business would be getting some sort of fish netting. And you see the thing and you get above it and you just drop the fish netting on it which will bring it down and then you go grab the thing and pull off the transceiver because there'll be an ant- And stomp on them! There'll be an ant- No You grab the transceiver you just bust the antenna or do whatever you have to so they can't find it. And put the transceiver on a llama

2:17:43 Or a dog, and then or crocodile in the sewer something like that. And then you got yourself a nice little airplane. You can play with it. For ski shooting! That'd be cool Yeah I have a funny clip just funny because it's him of Al Sharpton From is he still got a show cuz I haven't seen it. Well, it's it It's become they pull the plug on him already know He still got the show and you have not seen this show You know this whole thing about so Obama The Obamacare thing went to the Supreme Court and then you know, there's like there's like oh But the the Supreme Clarence Thomas and Scalia They at in the very same day that had a dinner apparently sponsored by A drug company

2:18:32 Did you follow this at all? No. Well, you want to hear the story because it's Sharpton at the end of it because he's reading right and Sharpton has no brain just reading the whole time and at the end of it he starts instead of Ls he starts using Rs conflict Oh, play it. We love to ridicule people's mispronunciation since I'm the master Since the Supreme Court announced that we'd consider challenges to President Obama's health care law... ...we've told you about conflicts of interest See here he says conflict He's good but gets tired at the end Two other justices face On the same day the court decided to hear the case Justices Clarence Thomas and Scalia spoke out

2:19:17 at a fundraiser for the conservative... Could you imagine this guy coming into your house and talking like that? Hey John, how ya doin'? Why is he shouting now? Because he's reading. He doesn't know how to do it any differently. ...legal group The Federalist Society Their tables at the event were right next to lawyer Paul Clements' table Here's a little issue to think about Wow Yeah, investigative reporting. The table was next to a guy who is next to another guy who is the next of the bad guys. It gets better Clement will likely be the... Clement? Is now Clement. It's not even Clarence Haas. Whoever it is, Clement. ...lawyer to argue against the law before the Supreme Court! Of course being cozy with Clement isn't

2:20:06 is a guy who can't even say names now. Kermit, be cozy with Kermit! Besides being cozy with KERMIT Justice Thomas' only conflict as we've told you his wife Jenny started a Tea Party group that calls for the repeal of health care law and she's saying things like this The clear focus is to stop the Obama agenda So there are serious signs of conflicts. He's still saying conflict, he is good here. But how does Fox News cover this story? There are new questions now about whether Justice Elena Kagan... This by the way is a great idea because they get a free hot chick in the ugly guy piece. This is good and very smart for them to do Has already made up her mind on this issue

2:20:56 Now we're seeing Justice Department emails from Kagan's time as Mr. Obama's Solicitor General, and on the very day that the new law passed in Congress back in 2010, Kagan tells Harvard Law professor Lawrence Tribe who was serving the Justice Department quote I hear they have the votes Larry simply simply amazing. So let's get this straight. Okay, get ready Fox focuses on Justice Elena Kagan rather than on Thomas and Scalia One issue of the bat with the Fox report they say Kagan should recuse herself because of article 28 in the US Constitution

2:21:51 doesn't exist. Beyond that, legal experts say Kagan's email doesn't suggest she worked on the health care law or played a big part in this passage so there is no real conflict! I, it's a lot. There is no conflict! No conflict! No conflict! I don't care what you say there is no conflict! There is no real conflict but even when... And I played this back five times like he's really saying conflict He's not saying conflict Even when Fox does talk about Justice Thomas they miss half the story

2:22:33 Clarence Thomas is the target of liberals. He's gonna do another one. Who say his wife's lobbying activities for a group opposing the health care law disqualify him from hearing the case No mention of Thomas connection to Paul Kremlin or that he attended a right-wing fundraiser Fundraiser! That's fair and balanced Nice try guys, but we got you What? He's an idiot! Gotcha. We- Nice try guys, but we gotcha no comfreak How can this channel still be on the air? I They've got no ratings as a pathetic Shell of itself i mean it was i don't know here we are struggling just to get by and this guy is like got no comfreak yeah talking to Kermit No Comfreak with Kermit

2:23:30 Alright, so stuff I'm working on for Sunday. I've been going through the SOPA, the Stop Online Piracy Act which you know...I'm not worried about this everyone's up in arms and we'll just invent some way around it The internet goes around this stuff No that's not gonna happen It's not gonna get passed No? You don't think so? No Good And what was the other thing there was something else that was going on that was kind of weird Oh yeah. You want to bet that this guy, I guess they got some guy now who shot at the White House? Well now you see...I get the story both ways! Did happen it didn't happen nobody shot the White House somebody shot at the White House it's just a...this story is..it never go any legs It just...I don't know. I'm surprised you even picked it up. Well I mean I didn't clip anything if thats what your saying but

2:24:22 I think it's really that one slide. No, no, I think maybe you know there's two ways you could go on this one Well, I'm just waiting for the racial attack That's all I'm waiting for that spin a racial attack dude together is black now He's not he looks Mexican the guy so looks black I got a clip for ya And I think this is a word we should adopt O'Reilly stumbling for trying to promote his book Is it conflict? No, it's not anything that would make us sound like idiots. I think he stumbled upon a new word that i actually think we should employ You might post your reviews on Amazon dot com but only if you've read Killing Lincoln We have people who have not read the book posting bogative bogus reviews Bogative bogative bogative bogative

2:25:14 Bogative. I think bogative is a great word! And what does it mean exactly, bogative? It's a version of bogus. But bogative is that...is it worse than bogus? It's an adverb uh that's what it is. Bogative. It's bogative man Hey get out of my way you bogative. What are the correct uses of the word bogative Professor Dvorak Not sure yet, we're still developing our lexicon. My goal over the next 10 years is to get the word Bogative popularized and into the dictionary! Okay well certainly get it into the urban dictionary I think bogative will be no problem Alright everybody so I got work to do here at Camp Mofo I gotta work on the acoustics for sure and delving into second mile

2:26:10 And once I get a TV hooked up, I'll be watching some C-SPAN. What are you gonna be doing John? Oh...I don't know Probably cleaning the office Please You haven't cleaned that thing since 1953 Hey man! That's a bogative comment Hey! Don't bogative that man Can you bogative the joint like a Bogarting the joint I think, I'll write a definition up in the publishing. How do you spell Bogative? B-O-G-A Boga Tive. T-I-V-E Oh it's with a t okay Yeah bogative There is no conflict in bogative Kermit Coming to you from Camp Mofo and the Lone Star States

2:26:56 Hey, good morning everybody. My name's Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where a lot of things are bogative I'm John C Dvorak We'll be back on Sunday even better prepared catch you then on no agenda