Episode 1195 · Thursday, 5 December 2019

Iranahams

From the Amazon rainforest to the London Bridge, global leaders and celebrity activists clash over environmental narratives and the future of international trade.

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The No Agenda Show · No. 1195

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Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro accused actor Leonardo DiCaprio of financing NGOs that allegedly set fires in the Amazon rainforest to solicit international donations. DiCaprio denied the claims via Instagram, clarifying that while he supports environmental groups, he did not fund the specific organizations targeted by the Brazilian government. This clash highlights the escalating tension between global celebrity activism and sovereign land management in South America.

In the United Kingdom, Jeremy Corbyn released leaked documents suggesting the National Health Service is a bargaining chip in post-Brexit trade negotiations with the United States. Meanwhile, the FAA launched new evacuation tests for airline seats after standard pitches dropped to 31 inches, though critics like Senator Mitt Romney face scrutiny for supporting vaping bans that allegedly benefit Big Tobacco's heat-not-burn products. In California, an ecological emergency is declared as purple sea urchins decimate 90% of the kelp forests following the mass death of predatory starfish. Further political instability is noted in Iran, where the government restored internet access after a week-long blackout triggered by violent gas price protests.

Joe Biden’s No Malarkey tour faces scrutiny after a bizarre clip surfaced of the candidate discussing his hairy legs and a lifeguard confrontation with a man named Corn Pop. The No Agenda community continues to expand with new Dames and Knights inducted into the roundtable, including Dame Zelda of the Turtle Realm, while producers investigate the presence of intelligence officers at local meetups in The Hague.


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CHAPTER 14 / 37 Discussion

Jeffrey Epstein Server Claims and Media Dramatization

The New York Times reported on a hacker named Kessler who claims to possess a replica of a secure server containing recordings of prominent figures associated with Jeffrey Epstein. The report suggests lawyers attempted to use this information for blackmail. The hosts criticize the overly dramatic production style of mainstream news podcasts covering the Epstein case.

jeffrey epstein· sex trafficking· blackmail· new york times· podcasting

51:38 Their obits are already on file. Good to go, that's how they sometimes slip out by accident Yeah every so often somebody accidentally prints one of them Very well prepared obit There was a big revelation in the Jeffrey Epstein case That was detailed in The New York Times Apparently some hacker named Kessler has come out of the woodworks and in fact, has been talking to different parties for several months saying that he has an entire server full encrypted etc. etc., of prominent people from Jeffrey Epstein's recordings

52:21 that he set up the secure server or a secure server for Epstein and That he had access and he's now created a replica of it. He went to the some lawyers I mean, it's very just got it this morning So haven't really yeah because he's gonna get killed if he doesn't do this right? Yes But but what's worse is he went to some lawyers said okay You know I have this what are we going to do and the lawyers actually wanted to as per this hacker, wanted to take that information and use it to blackmail the people themselves. Geez! Think about who your lawyers are? Well here I have a clip from The Weekly Podcast because of course if it's Jeffrey Epstein we got to move it off the front page to a podcast. This story really began for us the day in July

53:12 Jeffrey Epstein was arrested and criminally charged with sex trafficking of minors. Suddenly he was someone who had a lot to say about the world, but he didn't have much to say about it. What they've done with reporting is it's like they're trying to all be Scorsese, you know or You know Phil Spector the wall of sound look at these edits I've got these little music beds and these hit just get to the damn story They're trying to make a Emmy award-winning. So what is it Marconi award winning stuff every single time? whether so dramatic this story really began for us the day in July and

53:53 Jeffrey Epstein was arrested and criminally charged with sex trafficking of minors. Suddenly he was someone we were thinking about, one of the big questions was where his money was from? How does someone like that come up with hundreds of millions of dollars? And we were tantalized by the fact that he seemed to have influence with a lot of powerful people These weren't models and Hollywood people. These are some of the biggest names in business and finance. There were Nobel Prize winners, Wall Street bigwigs... The list goes on and on. And we wanted to figure out why people had gravitated to him even after he had become known as a sexual predator

54:39 And then in September, our reporters met a man who claimed to have a secret trove of information from Epstein's properties. This is someone who had extraordinary probably unparalleled inside access to not only Epstein but his Epsteins digital archive If what the informant was saying was true it had the potential to unlock Jeffrey Epstein's most important secrets Whoa! See, that's what I mean. It's like... Here on the No Agenda Show as we think about the most important things Jeffrey Epstein might have done it could be something nefarious Yes exactly

55:29 Needed that in there. We should just do the show like that just over be playing music in the background Well, if you read the reporting on it though It's this is interesting of course, you know, which is reading from a script Yeah, we could they could have been a clip here a lot shorter I just take forever to say what they wanted saying and I just loved that they have You know, there's this guy out there who says hey I've got it and apparently showed something on his phone. The guy should set up a dead man switch and make sure that stuff goes to WikiLeaks if anything happens to him Yeah well...I don't know if you want it go to WikiLeaks but Well some place He has said this yes Wordpress blog What? No square space for your dead man switch? Sacrilege

CHAPTER 18 / 37 Discussion

No Agenda Art and Animated Specials

The hosts acknowledge the artistic contributions for the Thanksgiving special, specifically praising Darren O'Neill's artwork featuring a turkey and a reference to Jeffrey Epstein. They also promote the "Animated No Agenda" series produced by Jennifer.

no agenda art· darren o'neill· jennifer· thanksgiving special· epstein

1:13:45 And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you the man who put the sea and climate collapse alliteration indeed John In the morning to you, Mr. Adam Curry also in the morning all feet in the air ships in the water subs in the water ships at sea boots in the air and all the dames and knights out there yes in the morning to the trolls who are in our troll room it's where you belong right there in the darkness at noagendastream.com let me see how many trolls we got hanging out today We've got, oh 1161. Not bad! Almost as high as our episode number

1:14:27 Fantastic. That's going to be cool when you hit episode and trolls. Epitroll, we are at epitrol 1195 today but noagendastream.com is a good spot to go hang out I did also want to promote animated No Agenda which you can find in the show notes as a link to it direct to the YouTube or just putting your search engine animated no agenda The Magic Number is most recent episode fantastic job by Jennifer once again Also a big in the morning to our artists for episode 1194, our Thanksgiving special. So that artist can actually say that he was the the uh... The artist for the Noah Jenna Thanksgiving Day Special 2019 and Darren O'Neill did it! It was perfect

1:15:16 It pops like crazy. It was the no agenda turkey with the Epstein didn't kill himself on his chest Everything about it was perfect for our Thanksgiving special I really liked it. It worked Well, you could be a little more positive just it worked. It was like good job Darren popped it popped It was good. It was the it was the clear winner of the group Yeah No agenda art generator comm is where you can find all of this and where you can Create an account hopefully if it works and upload some yourself we always look forward to Right after the show to see what everybody has done It's kind of the dessert for our no agenda meal twice a week on Thursdays

CHAPTER 20 / 37 Discussion

Malwarebytes Promotion and Damehood Inductions

The hosts induct several new Dames and Knights into the No Agenda roundtable, including Dame Zelda of the Turtle Realm. A donor provides a tip for Malwarebytes security software, and another listener from Slovakia requests health karma for an upcoming surgery.

malwarebytes· silicon valley· damehood· slovakia· karma

1:25:55 Okay. He says all he wanted to do was get into political fights at the Thanksgiving table, it's funny... Oh really? That still actually happens huh? Yes! And the kids had to put the kibosh on it. Oh my goodness so he was really baiting everybody trying to kind of get them all riled up yeah wow we have a diverse... He just wanted to argue he just wanted they couldn't not do it Onward to Sir JD Baron of Silicon Valley 333 dot 13 years Yo dudes upgrading greetings from the Silicon Valley Love and light to Adam and family safe travels, and I hope you can celebrate fond memories. I give thanks to original show with no agenda I give thanks to original show with no agenda The crackpot and buzzkill and the know agenda nation and the Knights in the dames out there Okay, I think he just forgot that word though the the word though it's like hospital

1:26:53 Okay, I hope that you had University. I hope 33 I hope that you had just as much or little turkey and our family as you desired this Thanksgiving Please give a shout out to the cast and crew up up the cut up to up up the upcoming Sounds like a hiccup no he dictated this into his phone That sounds like up the upcoming of trigger warning opening soon here in Silicon Valley. This play, The Dame Phinonymous will be in features the soon to be anthem of the current generation OK Boomer. Okay read next and a cranky old geeks voice. Cranky old geeks voice. Just be yourself

1:27:44 Jcd and grand duke full of you need to get a meetup down here soon real in the real silicon valley this not northeast silicon valley berserkly yeah i know no agenda meetups dot com finally an agenda hot tip for all those dudes name ben and do that's named bruce bernadette. I that are doing tech support for their parents and our families this holiday season please put in show notes I could have been read as a drunk donation. Now put in show notes he has a promotion. Oh, you got to promote it's kind of promotion go get the best deal of the year at the end of the year protection software for your family from my malware bites a promo ends on Monday 12th too. He wants me to add the link to the show notes this is regular practice

1:28:31 No, it's not regular practice but go to malwarebytes slash promotions and you'll find something there. Yes I'm shocked he wants you to put it in the show notes important stuff in there like Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself Malwarebytes dot com slash promotions There ya go And then you can put slash PC or Mac or Android and I'm gonna give him some karma You've got Karma Get your pen out. Oh, bro okay Eileen sour and Muskegon miss Michigan

1:29:14 She's now going to be a dame today, and I think she is on the list. Yes she is! But there are some additional information. Roundtable requests? Yes, let me read the note. This agenda has become part of my weekly agenda with the enclosed check for $250 dollars, I have now reached the goal of Damehood. To be at the round table is a great honor. I wish to be known as Dame Zelda of the Turtle Realm I would like to have strawberries and cream horns. Strawberries and... is it C-R-E-M-E or E-A-M? She's got a C-R-E-A-M, horns Cream horns okay, got it Not sure what that is No, I don't think you want it but we'll have it at the round table

1:30:07 Your deconstruction has been invaluable and has encouraged me to look deeper and take nothing at face value. Ah, this is good! That's what you want? Another win. In other words think everything is bull crap. Another win. Your insights in unique styles of delivery provide both enlightenment and the entertainment needed to expand my horizon and keep my sanity at the same time Thank you, Adam and John for all that you do. Eileen Sore Muskegon. Hey, I want to thank everybody just briefly for all the nice notes I received and quick emails from people with similar situations and experiences it was very very very nice and they just want to thank Gitmo Nation for doing that. Sushan of Slovakia

1:30:56 He's in the US it says, but he is from Slovakia. 23456 one of my favorite numbers I'm answering the call for the Dame Drive! Yay! With this donation I am able to surprise and bring my smoking hot wife Bara to the round table or Bara, looks like its bar space a is the way you pronounce it To the round table she is not a fan of the moniker Dame So you should please knight her, sir. Not at Dame Bar and give her some goat karma please." As for me humbly I ask for some health karma as I go into a deviated septum surgery on Tuesday that could use the healing power of the No Agenda community. I truly believe in everyone who hears this and thinks a happy thought makes a huge difference to my recovery. Karma works people! Yeah there's a lot to be said for that

1:31:55 Thanks to the both of you for keeping us all, yeah that's why the bigger audience the better. Thanks for the both of you for keeping us all sane and producing the best podcast in the universe oh yeah I forgot F cancer for anyone who needs it Sir Sean of Slovakia. Dame drive, dame drive It's a dame drive And baby you can be a dame You've got karma So on the list do we have it as a sir for her? Oh, that's a good question. I think so Bar ah let me check. I don't know you would hope I'll keep going Yes, yes, sir Bara Okay Fine no it supposed to be sir now with something else hold on you have to do it right oh

CHAPTER 35 / 37 Discussion

Knighthood Ceremony and "Climate Chouse"

The hosts officially knight several producers, including David Orcut, who is recognized for compiling "best of" story segments from the show's history. The episode concludes with a reflection on the word "chaos," which one host mispronounced as "chouse" as a child, leading to the new term "Climate Chouse."

knighthood· david orcut· climate chouse· chaos· epstein

2:40:15 Last month of the year we start with a big bunny bunny to everybody or rabbit rabbit depending on where you're from here. The birthday is for our list today Jean-Paul de la Haya celebrating today December 1st Sir Sean will be celebrating his birthday tomorrow and we say happy belated birthday to Susan Verity in Boca Raton who celebrated an undisclosed age Happy Birthday from all your buddies here at the best podcast day in the universe One, two three four five people to join us here at the roundtable of the No Agenda Knights and Dames. So we need a good blade...a good bladage for today.

2:40:58 Up on the podium please, Eileen Sauer, Bear A, David Orcutt, Andy Prowse and Andy Brewer. You all are about to join the ranks of The Noah Gen, The Knights and Dames for your contribution to this show in the amount of $1,000 or more And I am therefore very proud to pronounce to Kate all of you in the following manner Dame Zelda of the Turtle Realm Sir Nadejde Bar-a, care of Sir Sean of Slovakia. David Orcutt becomes Sir Rupin Waffles! Sir Shins and Sir Savar of the Yatkin Valley Grapes Hookers & Blow, Rent Boys and Chardonnay for you at the round table Also uh... Shambucina and Dark Chocolates And Strawberries and Cream Horns And of course some mutton and meat if that's what you want go over to noagenthenation.com slash rings

2:41:44 and grab yourself the opportunity to have that shipped out to you by giving Eric your details. And a special note, that David Orcut who becomes Sir Rupin Waffles today he is responsible for two new best of shows which has put together one of John's stories and one of my stories And the first one so that's why he becomes a knight for this incredible work that he's done imagine going through over a thousand episodes of the show and pulling out the stories all Of your favorites are going to be in there and the first one will air on just before Christmas

2:42:27 So that would be I think the 22nd? Sunday the 22nd or 23rd? 22nd. That's when the first one will air and we are giving him his well-deserved knighthood for that yeoman's work in advance. Of course, we already have the files. Yeoman! I like saying yeoman. I like yeoman but it's yeoman. And with that... This reminds me of my mispronunciation when i was a kid of Chouse Chouse? Yeah, chouse. I'd look at it and read it and say oh, chouse. I don't know what the hell that means. Was that choose? Chaos! Oh ha! Chouse to you but climate chouse now we finally got her Climate chouse! Climate chouse... I'm writing that one down Yes, that's a good one Climate chouse

2:43:26 How old were you when I read it? I still said shouse to myself. Really?! Yeah, it wasn't until college do I realize that was chaos! All right, do you want to roll us out with one last clip before we do end of show mixes which are nice? I might point. Oh by the way What was it like the last and the show mix? I think there was a song Epstein didn't kill himself a punk rock in a classic 80 style Punk Rock beautiful song written I said to you that could song is commercial Are we gonna have to pay ASCAP fees but then you told me it's one of our guys Written by sir Ducifer Rob do and performed by The False Flags now Outstanding! It was very good.