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00:00 They tried to make me go to rehab and I said, chick when's my flight? Adam Curry. John C Devorah. It is Sunday May 22nd 2011 time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination episode 306 This is no agenda. I am a survivor of the rapture! Can anyone hear me?! I'm at the Hilltop Watchtower Crackpot Command Center in Gitmo Nation West People's Republic of Southern California In the morning! In the morning! I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where it's beautiful, I'm John C. Dvorak. It's Crackpot and Buzzkill! In the morning... We live we eat one more day! What was that mumbling thing you were doing? Was you covering your mouth or something? I didn't get the joke. You didn't get the joke of uh hello hello i'm a survivor of The Rapture i'm broadcasting on the internet Oh The Rapture yes yeah oh brother

00:55 So I got some clips, let's get this out of the way. Let's get it out of the way and over with please! I got two clips from about The Rapture one is a local story One is kind of surprising because it was CBS they did a whole package Yay!! Now the weird thing about The Rapture which by the way if anyone that's out in the area doesn't know what we're talking about yesterday was supposed to be the end of the world according to it turns out to be an Oakland guy Yeah who was the minister, who's a by the way there are some numbers in both these reports that are kind of distressing considering that we you know we kinda asked for the same kinda donations as he does.

01:33 But let's play the CBS wrap-up first and I think we'll get a clear perspective. Only after we say in the morning to you, John! In the morning to you and in the morning all ships at sea And to our human resources in the chat room Yeah, and the feets in the stirrups Noahjennachat.net, noahjennastream.com Network Wrap Up of The End Of Days There are many Christians who believe the apocalypse will be a time when their faith and devotion are rewarded for eternity. Some of them are the followers of Harold Camping, but he believes he knows exactly when the end times will be tomorrow at 6 p.m. Eastern Time Here's Bill Whitaker

02:12 It's a good bet you've seen the signs that tomorrow is the end of the world May 21, 2011 is the day for judgment. It's a prophecy aggressively peddled by 89 year old Harold Camping A civil engineer and self-taught biblical sage You and I are living at the time of the end of the world. He claims to have discerned the date from numerological calculations revealed by his reading of the Bible He spread his prophecy around the world on his family radio network in 84 languages. Please go to FamilyRadio.com On RV caravans, on 1200 billboards around the country according to camping starting tomorrow It's going to be a huge earthquake that is going to make The big earthquake in Japan seem like it's honey school picnic

03:07 True believers are ready to meet their maker. We want people to know that there's still time, a few hours left to cry out to him for mercy Trumpeting the apocalypse doesn't come cheap Family Radio spent as much as $1 million on the billboard campaign It can afford two Camping's radio network was worth about 22 million dollars in 2002 By 2008 it was valued at more than 117 million dollars It's a combination of a very new and rather peculiar way of reading the Bible, coupled with brilliant 20th century American marketing. So well known the end has become a cultural touchstone for late night comics And the number one way to make the apocalypse more fun... More fun? What's more than the apocalypse for God's sake I'll be tweeting the whole thing at boiling dot eyeballs dot cataclysm

04:02 The end of the world has been predicted more than a hundred times in the last hundred years. In fact, Harold Camping predicted it once before in 1994 this time he says he is certain Bill Whitaker CBS News Los Angeles Yeah when I hear that kind of money? I'm not laughing about the guy He's a genius Somebody's a genius. It's pretty smart you know they're calling for a do-over now Hey was supposed to be October 21st Now there's a couple of things here though that I do want to mention. First of all, the weather is crap here today The volcano in Iceland erupted 70 mile an hour gale force winds in the United Kingdom Close enough Yeah I'm just saying Close enough Well there's another thing though...I think this will be misused

04:56 by media to deem people who believe in God as nuts, as idiots. As total nut balls. You can just see it coming. Well actually the atheists have come out with their own billboards basically ridiculing all Christians essentially See I'm telling you this is what it's going to happen and there is all this snickering that goes on when the fact of the matter is that guy has one lone crackpot Excuse me? a little calm down on the crackpot yeah and who is it like they did with the guy who was saying he was you know 20th century marketing was up was a Episcopalian minister and he you know smiling about us saying this what this guy does I mean so what he's done and dead serious every time these been interviewed as many has been dead dead serious about it you could take in a different way let let say we had 60 radio stations

05:53 And we were broadcasting a message and people would hear our show and People say these nut balls are like telling people to donate $333. You know, they're crazy Yeah, I mean you can look at any way you want the guy's got a brilliant marketing thing going on Unfortunately he's fooling people with bull crap. Yeah, no he is actually probably a disgusting person yeah and you have all these people there's a bunch of local stories I have some local coverage really don't want to listen to that was I didn't even interrupt it because last week oh that's okay excuse me nothing I'm just gonna say that this excuse me this guy in the last show were pretty dull

06:39 uh... really your lips so that's true for the clips you play to beginning of the last show we were incredibly dull okay well then we're even you've told it down a bit more going on because he didn't like my congratulations i do want to make mention of the fact that every single seismic website that i know of their accredited registered in eight point four magnitude earthquake in libya technically Saturday morning I believe in Libya within two hours every single seismic website had removed this registration. I found that to be highly interesting yes and the internet is full of it of people who took screenshots, videos... That sounds like a hoax! No no I mean the European seismic site as of last night still had that still have 8.4 registered right on their list

07:35 So I guess everyone gets the same bad data or something, but they literally removed this earthquake registration. They have their own seismometers in these places there's one in Berkeley so then they all registered the same thing but they all removed it You know, I... Oh this is like something that you have to do some research on. This is bogus! I don't think it's...I'm surprised Mimi hadn't seen it because she pays attention to this stuff She's a daily earthquake watcher and I think there was some anomalies in one place had some wrong data and they may have been corrected by others Yeah coincidentally in Libya

08:13 Yeah, well how come there's no reports on anything from Libya happening? Well because we're too obsessed with Arnold Schwarzenegger! No. No-no. Duh-Arnold! If there was an earthquake in Libya with this guy's prediction of the end of the world, I think it would get a little attention. It came before Saturday. It was Friday in the United States and it was scrubbed! It was taken off immediately and that means that if it was scrubbed even... so let's say it's anomalous, lets say its mistake. I think that a website like that should say oh sorry this is anomaly and like put a little asterisk next to it but it just was removed

08:51 Got a lot of people who watch these sites all the time. You know they're constantly awesome. Ask me about it She would be able to track alright then since you've already bored us to tears with the end of days We know wasn't me it was a it was see it was CBS that board you two years damn those CBS guys Alright, so this is the no agenda show podcast where we assassinate the media something is slipping through the cracks that I just barely caught and And in fact I just caught it this morning and started to investigate, and there's a couple other people out there who have caught on to this. Who really pays for mainstream news these days? John what are the biggest advertisers? Drug companies. Thank you very much

09:34 Did you notice this report, of which I have a little compilation? The past few days this was just blasted out all over the media. It slips by a lot of people because there's more important stuff to think about. Authorities want to take DNA samples from the Unabomber Ted Kaczynski. It's been almost 30 years now since that Tylenol scare gripped this nation, the cyanide tampering of those bottles was deadly and today we learned of a major development in this cold case The FBI confirms that it wants a DNA sample from Ted Kaczynski the man known as the Unabomber The agency wants the sample is part its investigation into the 1982 deaths linked to poison bottles of Tylenol FBI investigators are now looking at a possible link...to the unibomber Right

10:18 Did you notice this report about the Unabomber? Yeah, I did. Well hold on now and tell you what... You can fix my thinking I heard about the fact that they were trying to get some DNA evidence about something that happened in the past from Kaczynski, but all I didn't know was about the Tylenol. And the fact of the matter is you'd think because Kaczynski was an egomaniac and nuts he would have mentioned it in his either somewhere along the line because he targeted individuals individually. He wasn't a terrorist style murderer Why do you say the fact of the matter is? I've heard you say that twice. I don't know because, who knows what the facts are? You want me to stop saying it's not what your saying? You're irked by the term? Yeah a little bit The fact of the matter is your IRKED BY IT! No the fact of the matter is there is a book coming out next month called The Tylenol Mafia authored by Scott Bartz and here's a little interview with him when he was doing his research getting ready for the preparation of the book being submitted to I think to his publisher

11:19 There is an interesting timeline involved here. The FBI contacted me in August of 2008 and again in September of 2008, during those conversations I told them they asked about the reasons that tampering occurred in the distribution channel so J&J could avoid liability and also brought up some other information regarding planting And shortly after that September 2008 conversation with the FBI, they formed a new Tylenol task force in the fall of 2008 in Chicago and they convened two grand juries in DuPage County and Cook County.

12:03 Interesting how all roads always lead to Chicago in these cases. So I think what's happening is this guy who was a former Johnson & Johnson employee, Scott Bartz and he asserts in his book which is coming out in the month of course it's all beautiful for him but his assertion is that there was actual tampering in the supply chain It may have been a company that was hired by Johnson & Johnson but the fact of the matter is that even after the fact of these because a lot of people died right then people don't remember this there are people listening to this show who were too young to remember the Tylenol scare do you want to just take us back to those days John 1982 I think when I was a kid seriously it was scary right well I wasn't

12:52 sitting around fretting about it, let's put it that way. Of course I'm not a Tylenol user. Anyway what happened was apparently the way it was presented in the news was that someone had a grudge against either or they were blackmailing the company and so they had gone out and began to open Tylenol bottles at the pharmacies or grocery stores and put poison pills in there which seems odd because you'd have to have the pill maker but yeah that's what cotton That's essentially what led to, yeah well I don't know. That cotton which is there for your protection! This by the way the Tylenol thing is what led to the packaging we have today We wouldn't have this sort of packaging What you have you know You say that you know The seals that are inside the bottle and little things around the outside of pickle jars So the reason people can open bottles as thanks to this Is what you're saying

13:51 Yeah, yeah exactly. It's the beginning of the bottle you know extra machinery was sold to protect them all oh yeah so what here's a money to be made So what you're seeing is because it was in the media then of course there wasn't really an internet and it was all about Oh! The Tylenol scare, the Tylenol scare, the Tylenol scare And I was freaking out throwing out that Tylenol I took some Tylenol and now I'm feeling not feeling good And it was pandemonium. People were just going crazy about this So, I think what's happening here is this guy who was a former Johnson & Johnson employee in his book as a whistleblower he is going to assert that this was a mistake of the manufacturer not some horrible evil entity that was trying to sabotage Johnson and Johnson blackmail. And people will come out of the woodwork and start you know a huge ruckus about it start demanding money suing the company for years and years

14:47 And what's convenient is that their buddies in the media are just like, well you know what can we do about this? I know. I've got an idea! Let's pull out that nutball Unabomber guy and let's blame it on him! I betcha...I betcha ten bucks that they're gonna find the DNA matches like a pill bottle or something. Okay. Hold on. Let me get the red book out. And i'm just like wow I can't believe these guys stoop so low to do that So low they stoop! to lie about the poor Unabomber guy. Now I'm feeling bad for him. Well he's a good all-purpose guy to blame! We should blame on everything! Whenever there is something, whenever a company messes up it's like... Hello? Hello?! Can you pull out Ted again we need some DNA to prove something here. Yeah no problem were sure he did it You'd think that they have his DNA don't ya?

15:46 So which makes me think that the only reason that they brought up or got to get his DNA knowing that he already have it is just to draw attention To what they're up, too. So everyone said oh it was him So these poisonings involved extra-strength Tylenol capsules manufactured by McNeil Consumer Healthcare, which had been laced with potassium cyanide. Yay! The incidents led to reforms in the packaging of over the counter substances and federal anti tampering laws. The case remains unsolved and no suspects have been charged a $100,000 reward is offered by Johnson & Johnson McNeil's parent company for the capture and conviction of the Tylenol killer It should be kill or capture This is old language

16:27 Capture and conviction. It's capture or kill come on get with the hip kids so anyway, so this is a it'll be very interesting to see this guy's book I can't wait to read it will be fun and he should Like go move somewhere for a while perhaps unless of course did you mean it behooves him? Of course if uh... If the Unabomber is blamed through DNA What are they gonna match it against Yes, we left some DNA on the bottle cap when he scraped his finger. I have no idea! Zoom in and enhance. Bull crap like they still keep... yeah, I agree They got nothing But i just want to point out once again that every single ad every other ad you see on television is a pharmaceutical ad These guys run the entire show they're not gonna take any lawsuits They're gonna take more bad PR Break out the Unabomber

17:22 This should be just a slogan. Kids should be saying, break out the Unabomber! The Unabomber blew up my homework? Just teach your kids to blame it on the unibomber that's the way it should go Anyway, I thought it was just pretty funny and it's no that's good. That's a good catch I'd give you that one guys think they're dead on kind of like that wrote down the little red book Yeah And I'm highlighting as we speak so there was something else that hit me yesterday John that yeah Like a ton of bricks and I want to throw this by how long have you been in living? In the great state of California Long time long time long time You love me long time

18:07 So Arnold Schwarzenegger has been governor since 2006. Does that sound right? 2006, I think? I can look it up while you chat! Why don't you consult the book of knowledge so Of course we totally ignored this story because i know You and I both think oh brothers like who gives a crap what he What Arnold does with his penis It's just like ugh But then all sudden His penis started to interest me And the reason Really? Yeah, I'll tell you why yeah Like here is an angle no one has looked at So first of all, if I can believe the reporting which is very difficult. This is a 14 year old kid who was born within like a month of his kid with Maria Shriver so we now have to believe that she this woman this household staff member...I don't know what that means exactly she was living in the house this was a secret for fourteen years nobody knew big secret Arnold didn't talk there were no glances nothing no whispers No one knew

19:05 And now that he's out of office, his term has ended. He comes out and says I gotta come clean on this So what i always found very interesting is here's this Republican And who, and this is why I'm asking you specifically. Who I believe made a lot of interesting decisions in his governing of the great state of California not necessarily all right-wing typical right wing decisions In fact I would say he acted very left in a lot of things And what was always very interesting of course is that he was, still is married to Maria Shriver of the Kennedy family. One of the most powerful democratic if not THE democratic power in the nation and she's also a reporter to boot for NBC Used to be used it well you know what I mean Is it feasible that he was being blackmailed all these years because he knew that if this came out

20:07 That he of course would be kicked out of office, his movie career would end. Everything would go to shambles and I think he's a pretty narcissistic guy. I think he is probably actually a pretty nice guy from what i hear from alot of people. He seems like a pretty good guy actually that he was being blackmailed to run certain agendas by political influences and then once he was out of office, he just couldn't take it anymore. He's like career be damned! Like I'm blowing the shackles off i'm just telling everybody and screw you Shriver do you think that's possible? yeah why is no one looking at that angle i'd i find it fascinating all of a sudden you know maybe they will not be if there was a show you know the apparently the inquirer which is the only real newspaper of uh... does have any of any merit anymore believe me or not people don't want to believe that but it's true and the reason is because they'll buy stories mhm uh... and then they had their own story and apparently they were um...

21:10 They were on the story like years and years ago, and then they were pushed off the story somehow. Oh really? Yeah well you know they'll buy stories also by their silence I suppose Of course well they're completely tied to the CIA And we know that men in black get all of their stories from The National Enquirer Anyway, I thought it was kind of interesting and i hope that you know It would be great if Arnold just because you know he has no chance of running for public office anywhere any anymore anyways. He's not interested Why would he? They've cancelled his movies they cancelled this cartoon You know so...he's basically cancelled And he can't blame it on the Unabomber But maybe we could sample some DNA from this kid You never know might be Ted Kaczynski's kid and I'm just thinking why does he come out say you know what these bastards were blackmailing me

22:00 Well, there's also the possibility that it was all consensual and Maria knew about it from the beginning because this woman needed a child. Maria needs to eat a sandwich, thats all I know. She is one thin woman! My theory is just as good as yours. But neither of those theories have been discussed instead we get CNN special report sex lies and arrogance the men in power and the douchebags they are now on CNN thats right douche bags Yes, nobody discusses any possibilities. It's funny they always like to you know they go into these all these news organizations going to this essentially like Fox is just all speculation big the great American panel and They just dream stuff up and yak about it But when it comes to something like this there was no speculation whatsoever. No, it's just reported as like just douchebag news Yeah completely nothing yeah

22:57 Well, maybe some of our human resources can dig a little bit deeper. But anyway it was interesting I'm just watching CNN and like really you guys? There's nothing else you can think of It's kind of like when I said Michael Jackson how come no one is looking at it being murder And MSNBC hung up on me Don't you dare talk like that! You unscripted bastard So wrong! Well...You're loose cannon Yeah Can't be trusted I'm a lone wolf, baby. Oh by the way we want some feedback from the guy who says that that wolf sound is unequalized in such a way that it blows out his ears It won't because i fixed it he said it was only on iPod headphones that didn't sound good and you tried it? Yeah well I am deaf yeah I can't hear very well Yes because you've been in radio too long What

23:53 And people complain about me because they'd like to have speakers instead of headphones and you know this is the reason. Yeah, and so you have perfect hearing is that what you're saying? My hearing is not bad. Hmm I go to an audiologist once in a while my hearing is good Oh really And I've always worked because I worked in factories it nowadays kids never learn these lessons when I was a kid yeah When I was a kid We used to work in factories when we were in high school during the summer because you wanted a summer job and then there they drummed into You better wear ear protection, and I've always worn ear protection when I go to concerts when I was Going all the loud noisy, you know power trios. I would have ear protection You went to see rush is that what you're saying? You're lucky but it's a dude you had to remember some of these bands from the Bay Area like blue cheer Oh ain't no time with this summertime blues Three crappy singers with huge like a five-story building where the Marshall amps with one hit and

24:53 That was it. They had one hit. These things on max! What was the other power trio that you went to see? Hendrix Okay, excuse me while I kiss this guy! Hendrix is loud. Yeah he was damn- I wish i'd seen him man...I would have given my left nut to see him And let's see 1 2 3 guys yeah Cream In the white room! I don't know why shouldn't even mention these bands Can you mention seven bands Eric Clapton played in John Mayall West one blind faith that's two cream that's three Eric Clapton as a solo okay yeah for ya wasn't he in New York yes yard birds are the big one you're missing the big one

25:41 Okay, what Derek and the Dominoes? Oh yeah right. Yeah, I think that's six seven maybe it's only six No Whatever he may in many played with actually saw him in some play with male and the Blues Breakers John Mayles blues break receipt I'm jealous of that stuff because they like the 70s. I was just too young And you were like, I'm gonna bring this little kid to watch. I tweeted that video by the way of you The one that's around there if you're trying to take that PC apart from like 1987 People love that man. You know what Mickey said? He was really handsome

26:19 Those days are over. You got like the big glasses and the gold watch you got, you've got like a big Ben, the golden Big Ben on your wrist and you're trying to pull this PC apart and these guys are ragging on you like the thing is like crap crapping apart as funny it's a great that's a piece of computer history I tell ya yeah one of my run was I peaked That's right all downhill from there let's thank a couple people for supporting our show this week John Let's see here. Let's start with James Irvine who is now a knight and donated flat $1,000 dollars from Foothill Ranch California I don't have a note from him do you? No i dont see anything either other than that I'm sure he very excited about his no agenda night ring which will be coming to him sometime next month Yeah...that what they say Well..I've lot of faith in Eric It's not Erics problem it these Chinese vendors Chiners

27:21 China the China's Gavin Warren in Turak Victoria Australia decided to become a knight by donating 543 21 an odd number in the morning blokes in the bush The karma just hit me in the mouth this month. I spent 27 days 26 days doing surveillance on curry Road Hello now I'm poor schlub private eye. Wait, is he doing like adultery cases? Oh who knows pulling double shifts on Burnie. You know the funny thing is about you right I don't know if you can spot him but I can always spot these people oh the guys who are looking for...I could spot two people! I can spot private eyes and and people have to serve papers it's the same guy namely it's the same guy

28:04 I had that when my ex-wife served papers on me, I opened the garage door to take out the trash and like this Toyota, you know like a Corolla right? Pulls up. Are you Adam Kirk? Yeah You've been served! Okay, it's kind of amicable Like I've been waiting for you Like I thought you were gonna come last week The guy is all hyped up Waiting to see if i'm going attack him or bash the papers from his hand Funny well, I were you can spot these private eyes and a lot of them are women That you'll be standing in some weird place reading a newspaper while standing upside down Okay Yeah, it's always funny. Always observing people like that III can't help myself I love looking at people the figure one day on a spotlight go like alien obvious alien as a gray

29:03 so by the way he's one penny short, he wants you to drop it. Oh of course not a problem there is your penny my friend thank you so much So and Stephen Pelsmacher came to the rescue Varen Van Pelsmacher from Belgium well if this is indeed it... He was talking about the end of the world so he gave us 521 dollars See this is kind of stand up guy that Varen Steven van Pelsmacher is I mean that's a stand-up guy. Support the show and just in case, you know he hedges on us he gives us the benefit of the doubt. I love that! Thank You Steven He hopes to see you on The Flipside That's right, catch ya on the rebound. On The Flip Club See Ya In The Afterlife My Brother Simon Feld Olsen

29:59 in Norway with the dollar as it is people from outside the US should donate now. With the dollar as it is, right? People from the outside of you should donate I agree like he gave us $333 and 33 cents which in euros is about 45 dollars 60 euros there's nothing it's less so i need some karma is going to serve as a matter see the king's guard in a couple of months oh my goodness well here you go for instance you've got karma legal thank you thinking of us over there and uh... finally uh... now is this uh... women uh... simon is he an executive isn't exact right inside andy and yet the evidence that then uh... janice can

30:48 whose birthday it is or was on Thursday actually. 27990 and she there's a 300 club thing she I guess came in belatedly for her too but we're giving her associate executive producer 27990 on today show okay perfect perfect i was thinking John by the way one of our producers pointed this out to me, we have a very special show coming up And it is the members can become members of the Pi Club as show 314. 1416 and think of the opportunities I think it's three point one four one five two seven, I believe I'd have to look at the number so you can give any combination Of the number pie to become a member of the pie club isn't PI three point one four one five two seven nine

31:40 Well, it goes on forever. I know but you know no one's gonna go around it up to 3 point 1 4 1 6 oh yeah you're right It's three point one four one five nine two six five there You go so you could give $3 and 14 cents for your special pi karma? You could give thirty-one dollars and forty-one cents you could go for three hundred and fourteen dollars in 15 cents And and so and so on and three hundred and fourteen thousand dollars in 159 Yeah, that would be awesome. Couple of domain forwards to thank people for njnshw.com which is no agenda show without the vowels NGNDSHW.COM Ah for those vowel-less people yeah which means we're podcast 2.0 now

32:34 That is forwarding to noagendershow.com and a around the USA dot-com which we might want to use for our trip, which were thank you all very much for sending in these lovely Lovely invitations to park in your driveway To felt your Wi-Fi for barbecues it's so nice send your your offers and your ideas. You could move out of your place and go on the road for probably spend about two years just scrounging. Well I wish you could pick up one of those Rapture RVs, those guys had some bitchin' RVs going! Yeah they did but we didn't have them that night. So what were doing is not this Monday... And keep the paint job! Just end a cross off May and make it October

33:21 And underneath, sorry we goofed blame it on the Unabomber. I think not this Monday but next Monday Miss Mickey and I... by the way to send if you want to give us some ideas tips places to go anything of that ilk send an email to mickey at curry dot com she's coordinating all that she's on the payroll now! She is getting paid nothing but she's working like I mean she does the pancakes of course which has a lot more for the show that you don't see behind-the-scenes So next month, not this Monday but next Monday we're going to what is it? Cruise America and we're going to rent for three days an RV that we believe will be sufficient. I think it's gonna be either a 23 or 25 footer which were still looking for one because you know unless these guys come up with incredible deal its gonna be difficult they can't rent you know for five weeks just too much money We are going to rent once then pick it up Thursday after the show

34:22 Then we're just gonna go drive, and we're just going to flip a coin and drive wherever. So really test our skills at finding a place to... Go to Hoover Dam! Right so were gonna go to Hoover Dam that's completely spontaneous And then on Sunday, we will actually do the show from the RV Go to Mexico. So it's... I don't think so. It's a Gitmo Nation, not Gitmo Nation taco and we're going on an adventure. Wait let me get this straight you're going to do the show next Sunday from the RV? No the fact of the matter is it will be the Sunday after next. I think wait a minute what is Monday? Is Monday the 27th or 30th no what does Monday

35:11 No, it's next week. So we pick it up next not this coming Monday next Monday so like first you know 30th or whatever. The 30th! You're picking up on the 30th? Right and then the but no we're going to go select one we pick it up on the Thursday after that On the second yes and after the show they will do from the watch tower We're gonna go drive you know we might go in the direction of the Hoover Dam Vegas Vegas. That's where all the RVs go to Vegas. Hold on, I'm getting a production thing here what? Sunday 5th? No we're not going to Mexico

35:54 I'm not gonna go to get Monation taco. Yeah, I'm not gonna go there. I don't want to get scanned at the border. By the way they will not let you take the RV to Mexico if it's their rental. Exactly and then they're gonna scan the whole thing! I don't want to be scanned. X-rayed? So they caught all these guys being x-rayed... Did you see the picture?! They are not supposed have any pictures!! Let me get this straight. You have an x-ray machine that will go through metal and this isn't dangerous? And you see those guys like they're skeletons, they're all like doing a dance in there They're like hitting piñatas and stuff They are all going to drop dead in a couple of weeks It's crazy! It's crazy that this is allowed The president was touring the other day, like a week ago

36:40 You know there's no TSA with yeah, we got to drive the old truck to the x-ray machine the president. Oh that's great That's great hello everybody nice extra hello. That's great Hey, I'd hustle anyway so we're still looking for an RV everybody We're looking for an RV then we have a number of See so that was any around the USA comm we have number of TK dot TK domains Which is yes cute? I don't think there's as much value in them, but we appreciate these forwardings to noagendershow.com GitmoNation... What's TK? Turkey? What is that from? Yeah, I guess turkey. No, I don't know. Well look it up. Go on. gitmonation.tk luciferclinton.tk georgewobama.tk pistolpeet.tk adamcurrynude.tk Pistol Pete?! I don't know where that's coming from!

37:28 Pete Maravich, the guy who used to play for New Orleans Jazz. And John C Dvorak naked yuck dot TK. Very funny! Please make sure you check out No Jokes. How do you know buddy? What are you looking in my window? Well we go back... Tokilau We go back in the time machine to 1987 and just add some years and we get a pretty good idea. Tokilau Is that an island? I never heard of Tokilau Noagendaphoto.com is a great website to submit your Gitmo Nation photos to, it's really nice because it's not necessarily like no agenda stuff but just crazy stuff you see that relates back to the show magic numbers all kinds of Gitmo nation stuff It's a great little website and its kind of picking up steam so I want to make sure we promote that

38:17 So thanks again to our executive producers for today's episode Which is three zero six on the episode counter James Irvine or urban? Think Irvine would be correct Gavin Warren Barron state Staphen Pels markers Seaman field Olsen and our associate executive producer Janice Kang we highly appreciate your support of the no agenda show you are the ones that are making us Making it all possible for this episode and therefore your credits are real valid and like the other phonies in Hollywood will actually vouch for as you someone question your credits. All the rest of you human resources, you have a mission that is to go out and propagate the formula. Our formula is this... We go out we hit people in the mouth. And you may say it loud and proud if you dare... Shut up! Hey John were getting four more years

39:19 Four more years! No, of the Patriot Act. Oh yeah hey good work I'm glad they passed it Now with new improved lone wolf provision! Yayyyy! I mean i can't believe all these people especially the republic turds David you liars you sons of crap liars It's like, oh don't worry about it. That's all good We'll just we'll just sign off and just let it all continue a couple more years as great unanimous support from everybody You guys are bastards, I can't believe it. Ron Paul didn't vote for it So there are three... no of course not Well this was taken out This is all secret right? So they take it off in this little like subcommittee and then they do some political procedure It's a special kind of vote These douchebags in Congress are a bunch of sleazeballs

40:17 Yeah, this is a name for this procedure. It's like some kind of special vote and it doesn't really come to the fore. Well the point...the bigger question is Obama who ran specifically against all these things you know checklist he has done nothing. He can take it to the bank! Nothing yeah it's kinda sad does anybody notice this? I mean are they getting sick of it let's see so we're gonna get out of all the wars Where's your bell? We're gonna get out of all the wars. Wait, wait, wait... Bring our troops back home. We were going to close Gitmo. Uhh.. What else are we gonna do? Uhh we were going to- End the Patriot Act! End the Patriot Act Your bell is sad man Get a real bell like a- Hot Pocket! Like a manly bell It's a real bell Yeah that why it sounds so shitty So there are three expiring provisions The Lone Wolf Provision which of course Is my favorite

41:14 Which is actually part of a different law. I think that's part of the FISA Law, which is the Special Framework for Gathering Foreign Intelligence in United States Meaning you don't even have to have a link to a foreign government or foreign intelligence agency. The lone wolf provision allows that framework be applied to people... Why would we just call it the National Socialist Agenda? You know, like Nazi parties running the country. Yeah! Hey man did you call the president of Nazi man what are you alone wolf

41:52 Hey man, look at me's DNA. See if it matches to the Unabomber Maybe you were hanging out with him there in the shack So anyway disgusting and we need to get all of these names from all these people And we've gotta vote them out and shame them and if possible throw a shoe at their heads Because its just... particularly from these so called Republican conservative constitution loving men & women Like, oh yeah! Bull crap. You're liars. Big liars and big phonies All of yas That's telling them Yeah that'll show em' That'll stop it It was interesting because the president tried to usurp us like he did to Donald Trump He tried to kick us out, ruin our ratings by doing his Middle Eastern speech on Thursday And he waited First he had Hillary come out and do the warm up act

42:52 And then he waited till we started and then he went, I'm going to go out now and no one will be listening to those guys. But did you actually go back and watch the speech John? No It was a meme fest I have to say A whole theme of memes in this thing And I got a couple really short ones. So when we talk about the lone wolf, this was something that he said in his speech which these things just catch my attention and it just can't ignore the fact that words matter. ...and who speak uncomfortable truths and we will use the technology to connect with and listen to the voices of the people for the fact is real reform does not come at the ballot box alone

43:43 Through our efforts, we must support those basic rights to speak your mind and access information. We will support open access to the internet and the right of journalists to be heard whether it's a big news organization or a lone blogger. A lone blogger! You know it doesn't that but isn't that like conjuring up images of a lone wolf? Yeah guy in his basement in his mom's house. I'm a lone blogger, and now I'm gonna show them by writing something on my blog Dvorak dot org slash blog. I'm alone right now. That's blog. I'm a blogger. I'm a loan, but actually I'm not alone blogger I got a team of lawyers get a team of lone bloggers

44:32 So then there's a couple of funny things. Did you ever hear Colonel Gaddafi say the following? The most extreme example is Libya, where Muammar Gaddafi launched a war against his own people promising to hunt them down like rats Did you ever hear was that in the news somewhere and I missed it? I'm gonna hunt my own people down like rats, and then I'm going to be the king of the rats. What is this bullcrap?! I'm gonna hunt him down like rats! I tell ya- I never heard that Never did I hear him say that Why's he gonna hunt down his own people Like RATS Like rats

45:23 Alright, so then there was a... This was particularly funny. This is like, you know, this is like hello pot kettle calling here. But in Libya we saw the prospect of imminent massacre. Imminent massacre! We had a mandate for action That's right from the douchebags and NATO And heard the Libyan people call for help He's going to hunt us down like rats Had we not acted along with our NATO allies and regional coalition partners, thousands would have been killed. Saved or created. The message would have been clear keep power by killing as many people as it takes Isn't that exactly what we do? Isn't that exactly what Obama's been doing? What killing as many people as it takes Keep power by killing as many people as it takes Yeah well he's not hunting down his own people yet Like rats

46:17 He's smoking them out like rats. And then, and then this we I think it was March 21st 2011 John if you recall It is US policy Our president said this The canopy needs to go but let me emphasize that we anticipate this transition to take place in a matter of days and not a matter weeks Right so that was a matter of days not weeks That was March 21st 2011 And so now we are March April made a Weeks no one like two months and what's he saying here? He said matter of days not weeks didn't he yeah change of this magnitude does not come easily oh Days now weeks that were into months. How does this work well excuse me hello Change like this doesn't come easily

47:10 Crazy he said it did Shh listen hey Don't it. What are you a lone blogger of course change of this magnitude does not come easily in our day and age the time Of 24-hour news cycles and constant communication people expect the transformation of the region to be resolved in a matter weeks Oh It'll be years before the story leaks. What? He started it, it'll be years! Oh okay... Wait a minute hold on. It will be years. He got us into this mess by promising days not weeks and now he says it won't be months it'll be years?! Years I tell ya We have to keep playing that clip

47:50 years. I've got, now the March 21st clip is in the rack it's an evergreen. It's an evergreen. I mean how much more can the American public put up with? So this just comes out and blatantly lies you know what reminds me of Bush during the Bush administration and i wish we could find this clip and maybe somebody out there can find because its floating around I remember there was a big congressional hearing on the build up to invade Iraq and point blank asked one of the generals how much money is this going to cost? Oh just a couple dimes we got laying around. He says it'll be probably less than $1 billion. We spent a trillion dollars on these wars, he said something like oh it will be over quick and it will become something less than 1 billion. Yeah its 1000 times more then that. Its just a rounding error thats okay

48:42 Just a few, it's gonna cost a few bucks. We're gonna have a couple bullets you know shoot up in the air mostly for celebration yeah just mission accomplished fire your weapons so this does bring me to something else there is huge confusion and actually I have to say i'm incredibly disappointed uh in Senator Rand Paul Because he's wrong. He is incorrect and wrong because what everyone is saying now, Is that yesterday or the day before yesterday? The 60 days of the War Powers Resolution ended And the way this works so either you if you're gonna go attack another country It's either because Congress has signed and this is what's in the Constitution a declaration of war like here You go Go ahead go off and good good kill people to keep him power

49:29 Or you can, and this is from 1973. And it's the War Powers Resolution not the War Powers Act, but the War Powers Resolution that enables the President when we are threatened by apparently we're Libyans because were going to be hunted down like rats so the president says it right there he was gonna kill his own people not us Now he's not gonna terrorize us just because he was going to kill his own people. But okay, so we snuck it through but He is not doing this under the War Powers Resolution which means it would be 60 days and then after 60 days he has to get a note from home from Congress And he has 30 days to do that So the thirty day clock is now ticking and then you have all these political pundits I have to say unfortunately Rand Paul bowed to the glass Buddha

50:18 is on board with this bull crap and he doesn't know what he's talking about. He keeps calling it, as does Anderson Cooper the war powers act and like its law or something so first let's listen to AC 360 Anderson Vanderbilt Cooper he's so handsome his eyes are so pretty in blue His pecs are impeccable. I mean, is this guy a news guy? Do you have Wikipedia Anderson War Powers Resolution President has to get congressional authorization for military action within 60 days after begins or the mission has to stop within the next 30 days. That's the law whether you agree with it or not that's the law It was a law passed under president Richard Nixon to be a hedge on executive power President Obama formally notified Congress about the action in Libya on March 21st but did not seek prior approval

51:16 Well, today is the 60-day deadline. Republican Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky is one of the few on Capitol Hill who has been insisting that Obama administration follow the law. Well late today we learned that President Obama sent a letter to congressional leaders expressing his support for Senate resolution that would approve the mission in Libya but nevertheless the sixty day deadline has passed I spoke with Senator Paul few hours ago right before we learned about the president's letter So Senator Paul Is the president United States about start breaking the law here? Well, actually I think he's been in violation of the War Powers Act for some time now. But now he is getting ready to be also in violation of the 60 day requirement that he report to Congress and get authorization within sixty days. Are you talking about this because in part your opposed to US involvement in Libya or would you be talking about this if it was any military action that had gone sixty days without congressional approval?

52:09 uh... authorization i do have questions about whether libya has anything to do with our national security but the thing is it's really most important he's not the specifics of the war this specific to the constitution because what i fear is an unlimited presidency and someday we have a president who starts world war three without permission of congress So a couple of things one I'm noticing that the War Powers Resolution has kind of degenerated into the War Powers Act by the media, New York Times specifically. Yes yes and war powers act thing is that has to be noted here is that the War Powers Resolution actually allows

52:50 the president to go 90 days. Well that's the 60 plus 30. Yeah, 60 plus 30 well he hasn't gotten there yet now but it was a non-story but the War Powers Act of 1941 is different from the war powers resolution of 1973 and a resolution carries very different weight than an act Obama didn't even do this under the heat he remember I read what his Attorney General assistant had written about why this was constitutional they didn't say it was part of the war powers resolution they just said hey screw you. This is part of NATO well and of course your overlooking the main thing there's only gonna be a matter days yeah, I mean...I think he's just gonna say look this is uh..this is gonna be in number days

53:41 But he started to hunt his people down like rats. You know, you got nowhere with that one! Hello everybody days...days not weeks. Hillary I think one of the things you're gonna have to start doing is that you can't-I think you have to be shouting Yeah if i shout it works much better you're right yeah hello everybody If you watch him speak he's shouting most of the time Michelle and the girls I got that part down. So, okay let me move on and i'll be done with this topic so what were we on the lookout for? And actually I should have saved this but since we're talking about it's important to do this What happened right after this important speech by our president John? What was the number one thing? What was going on

54:35 Let's see. Well, there was the NASCAR race over the weekend. Yeah! That was good. No Andy Carvin from our national treasure was going to do a chat. Now remember I called him out as a compromised shill and boy was i right So you can go right now to whitehouse.gov, they've got the video which he forgets because NPR is radio and so he's like around radio people...so there's a camera on him but it kind of like forgets that there's a camera. Are you saying that radio people are dumb? No! Well yes actually real radio people are very cognizant of a camera but this one its like one shot theres three guys so theres some other guy some other reporter compromise douche

55:19 And then there's Andy and then there is some guy from the State Department. They're at the state department doing this! He's not home conducting, no he's at the state department... He's blogging from the state department? He's tweeting from the state department and this is the funny thing so I'm going to play the whole introduction where the guy says hello everybody here at the state department yeah it's amateurish and he like you on that on the computer the whole time all you hear is this Well, it doesn't say you your sounds much better do it do it. Do it do it? I'm logging in click on something just do your type there you go exactly So he forgets that he's on camera

56:02 And then... Now I made a mess. And then he, and then so we, and then you're like well yes and we've got some questions from Muhammad in Syria like really? And he's reading off the screen in his whole, and then said So this begs the question and he's asking the State Department guy and he's reading the script! He's reading the script right off of his MacBook. And when you listen to it, it's even more apparent so listen to this. This just blew me away about the compromised Andy Carvin and the compromised National Treasure NPR. By the way, you hear him? Hey everyone! he's trying to do it too. He's trying to do his Obama thing. Hey everyone welcome to the State Department

56:42 Hello everyone and welcome to the State Department. My name is Macon Phillips, I'm Director of Digital Strategy at the White House. And many of you... You hear them in the background tapping on their keyboards? Just finished seeing the President's speech about Middle East and North Africa. And throughout the speech prior to this speech people have been on Twitter using the MESpeech hashtag to talk about the President's speech react and ask questions In fact, we were seeing that the hashtag was trending worldwide which makes it... John! It was trending worldwide. Did you not notice that? You should be ashamed of yourself What was the hashtag? M-E speech What does M-E stand for? Me? Middle East It's all about me? Yeah middle east

57:30 Hello everyone and welcome to the State Department. My name is Macon Phillips, I'm Director of Digital Strategy at the White House. Many of you just finished seeing the President's speech about Middle East and North Africa. Throughout the speech prior to this speech people have been on Twitter using the MESpeech hashtag to talk about the President's speech react and ask questions in fact We were seeing that the hashtag was trending worldwide, which makes it even more exciting. We're about to start this new type of event Do you still do the tech hippie? I do okay. I'm not a check hippy Okay well if you see the tech hippie tell him that he should do a bit about the hashtag Hey man What's with these hashtags man? Where is the hash

58:20 I see the tag but ain't no hash man it's a ripoff come on it's a great bit and just grieve okay if should you see him should you see him if I see him I'm gonna pass it on to all right good I'm joined today by Mark Lynch from foreign policy calm and Andy Carvin from NPR who have been glued to their screens seeing what people are saying and will be throughout this conversation with Deputy National Security Advisor Ben Rhodes, to talk about your reactions get your questions about what the President just covered in his speech. So with that I'll hand it over to Andy thank you for joining us today thanks for having us. Ben I was hoping we could start with just some general

59:00 general concepts. Now again, listen to him just read the script and then while the guy's answering he is not looking at him he is just typing like a madman The themes that emerged on Twitter both before and afterwards when we first started asking people submit questions we heard from several people who said they didn't even think it was worth time so for example someone named An-Mustapha who is from Sudan He said I don't think the people here are waiting to ask questions they've given up on the US government So, does the administration think it can actually have a positive impact when so many people in the region simply don't trust it anymore? And he's reading this off his screen. Well first of all thanks for... Now listen to the guys answer ignore what he is saying we're just listening Andy typing and not even looking at him talk because its a script! Thanks for doing this guys What I'd say Andy is that the president spoke about this in Cairo

59:53 Which is that there's a lot of mistrust in the region. That has built up over many years. You hear that? There is a mistrust of the United States and our policies. It sounds like me! Exactly, I'm like whenever I'm talking John's doing the same thing he must not be actually listening to me. Listened every word... Anyway here's what let me put it right on the Emmy speech list right now I'm looking at all that ball the different you see Mustafa in there He's way down at the bottom. Let me just give you, there are three things at the very end once from the White House and once from Barack Obama which I thought was the White House because the White House says Obama and then it has a quote let me read these three in a row this is the first one that came out from the White House but then it says Obama

1:00:39 We will support open access to the internet and something, the right of journalists to be heard big news organizations or a lone blogger. Oh that's okay that's The White House quoting Obama speech which we just did. Then Obama comes on supposedly like he Twitters give me a break. Obama comes on saying speaking today about what United States policy in the Middle East and North Africa watch live then he's got it the gov...the whitehouse dot gov thing and then it goes back to the White House this is the last thing that was tweeted. The last thing that was under Emmy speech, just as a last tweet tweet Obama colon cell phones and social networks allow young people to connect in organized like never before a new generation has emerged hash emmy speech. That is so Takei! Exactly did you see that thing from George Takei?

1:01:39 Which one? Oh, so Tennessee apparently passed a law that teachers in schools can't teach or talk about homosexuality. Which of course is outrageous! And I think the reason their reasoning is because homosexuals do not reproduce in a natural manner some bullcrap... it's a law! They don't reproduce! No my point exactly Um, so but I think they're not even allowed to say gay right? Who knows. Mickey take Tennessee off the list! So we gotta go down there and straighten out some lawmakers in Tennessee

1:02:18 And George Takei, you know who he is of course. Mr. Sulu from Star Trek A strong activist for gay rights and as a bi-curious man I always follow him closely. And here's what he had to say... Don't follow him too closely! Go on! Guys, I love this guy. He's..I'd go Takei for Takei Hi, I'm George Takei. A bill recently approved by a Tennessee Senate committee would prohibit teachers in that state from discussing homosexuality in the classroom The so-called Don't Say Gay Law is premised on the misguided belief that by not talking about gay people, they can simply make us disappear. I'm here to tell Tennessee and all LGBT youth and teachers who would be affected by this law that I am here for you. In fact, I'm lending my name to the cause."

1:03:13 Anytime you need to say the word gay, you can simply say ta-kay. For example, you could safely proclaim that you are a supporter of Takei marriage! If you're in a more festive mood, you can march in a Takei pride parade Even homophobic slurs don't seem as hurtful if someone says... That is soooo Takee I love this guy And I thank him for giving us a word we can use now. That is so TK. You almost have his voice! Hey, oh my... You gotta have more gravel. Oh my that is so TK.

1:04:04 He's great. So I'm looking out the window, there is a... not that i am bored but I am looking out the window because there is a car out there with a bunch of looks like missionaries and they are having a meeting in the street. Missionary or mercenaries? Missionaries. Wow! That doesn't sound... They're all gathered around some paperwork What do missionaries do? They go door to door either for the Jehovah's Witnesses or the Mormons, who knows who. Oh well if they knock on the door let them in and put them on the shelf I gotta go all the way downstairs forget it! I'm not gonna answer the door if they come. I surely do. No one wants to walk all the way up to your door? They do all of time and then leave us pampered. Because that is quite a hike. Yeah quarter of mile steps. It's like the steps from The Exorcist

1:05:00 So this was kind of interesting and I think we need to pay attention to it. This is from our department known as... Shadow Puppet Theater! And so, you know the Patriot Act's going to be extended and all of a sudden Philip Reitinger, I think that's how he pronounced his name, who is the top information security official at the Department of Homeland Security is going to step down from his post starting June 1st And he's like, I want to spend time with my family. Well we know that is... when someone says that John what does that mean? It means they're quitting. Yeah it means spend more time with his family. Means they're fired! No I don't think so. So first of all it'd be very interesting to see a replacement has not been announced yet

1:05:49 However, there is someone who is being Pundited as a possible replacement and that would be John Gilligan Let me see if it Yes Gilligan from Gilligans Island now He has a consulting firm with $100 million contract with the Air Force secure network security What's the name of his company here? I don't know what its come was company name is but so he might be the guy coming in

1:06:25 Or we might see Reitinger go take a job with Gilligan's company. These people have no shame, this revolving door that keeps spinning round and round and round By the way, Reitinger also worked at Microsoft as Chief Trustworthy Infrastructure Strategist Oh that thing never got off the ground What was that? Oh, they came up with this scheme to hopefully end the virus problem and all the rest of it. You have these trustworthy... It was just a bunch of I don't know it was like some way of ensuring that fact if I sent you an email it came from me and there's a whole bunch of elements which is a bunch of security crap that nobody could execute. Yeah, it's called PGP. I think we should shift gears here okay

1:07:15 uh... it didn't change the guy i don't know why cousin that rarely watch a nascar race and i'm always trying to figure out why idea while you're watching why would watch when there was a good one this week in watching for the crashes Well, you do that obviously but I was decided that actually watching for the botched announcers and tell me if you can find the misuse of words or kind of finding see if you can find the gaff in this NASCAR report. They're talking to different drivers in the car right The drivers are the drivers doing 200 miles an hour, and they're talking back to it. No They're sitting there waiting for the next door restart okay is that the queue

1:07:59 Yeah, hit it. Yeah, he's shitting in the car. I heard it! Was that me or is that the guy actually said that? I think the guy actually said that And you know someone of the control room was going like... Here's what got me Not one person Laughs Or says anything about it Says anything or makes a reference He's doing..I mean if I was on set I would have been like He's doing what in the car?! I mean ANYTHING but no nothing

1:08:52 That's why you watch NASCAR. Now we know! Yep, that's the obvious reason I wanted to know who was shitting in the car That is so funny Well there was another gaffe but kind of more of a political one Have you been following this super injunction stuff in Gitmo Nation East? I have a clip Oh great okay what's your clip? Is it about the Scotland scandal? The Bank of Scotland guy This is the Lord. The Lord speaking? Well here's the deal, the guy... Okay this is actually- We gotta talk about it because this is really interesting what this super injunction stuff is so how do you understand this? You're talking about the gag order against the guy who was the head of the Bank of Scotland No no that's two different things

1:09:44 Well, I don't know what you're talking about. Okay so the super injunction is there's now a law that or there always has been a law but it's been overused that you can... The rich and powerful essentially can hire a lawyer So i think this happened with Wayne Rooney who was one of the most famous soccer players You know he... hookers blow whatever it was He didn't want in the press! So you can go to a judge and get a super injunction And then the press is not allowed to report on it This is crazy, right? Yeah this is the same thing that's going on with the head of the Bank of Scotland. There's a BBC report I think may summarize a little bit of this and it turns out that you can get around the super injunction if somebody in the House of Lords stands up and just says this thing that supposed to be enjoined because you can't stop them from saying it so they got around the situation here. This is part of the problem

1:10:41 And this is your clip here, the Bank of Scotland clip? Yeah well your cues are not the best today. Go hit it! Well I... you're... Of course wonderful for you if... Ah sorry wrong one Here in Britain a legal gagging order preventing the media reporting allegations about the former head of the Royal Bank of Scotland Sir Fred Goodwin has been lifted after he was challenged in the House of Lords June Kelly has this report Top city bankers are not usually known by their nicknames, but he was Fred the Shred. Sir Fred Goodwin, the man who was at the helm of the Royal Bank of Scotland when it had to be bailed out with £20 billion pounds of taxpayers' money In the past, the focus has been on his pension payout but now its on his private life

1:11:28 In a rare moment of high drama in the House of Lords, a Lib Dem peer used parliamentary privilege to raise the stakes in the injunction debate. Would he accept that every taxpayer has a direct public interest in the events leading up to the collapse of the Royal Bank of Scotland? So how can it be right for a super injunction to hide the alleged relationship between Sir Fred Goodwin and a senior colleague? Fast forward a few hours to the courts, and with the allegations now out in the open, a judge agreed to vary the injunction. Sir Fred can be named, but there's still a ban on details of the alleged sexual relationship and the other person involved. This is so crazy! I mean why aren't the British people burning things in the street over this? Like anyone just get a super injunction and then they're like okay we won't report on it even if it's about your money

1:12:23 There is a similar law in Canada. Oh really? Well it's part of the Commonwealth so that doesn't surprise me The Canadians complain about this bitterly and they, uh... So they end up covering it for two reasons One they can't find anything out from their own news organizations They have to look for Americans hopefully to cover a story And most of the stories in Canada are not covered by us And so they, and also the second reason they hate it is because it makes the Canadian news cover more American stories which they can't cover because you gotta cover something. Yeah, they got to fill up air time! By the way I think I'm missing the cues because I haven't had any coffee...

1:13:01 That's a local issue. That is completely hyper-local issue and by the way, the super injunction I suspect that this guy, this shredder Freder or whatever... Fred the Shred? Yeah! I believe it's some sort of gag thing going on with him And they don't want to name anybody. So, the clip I have is a little different this is one of these douchebag lords who's saying well you know This is actually quite good it really is because you know we're all the elitist people there that should have this Although it doesn't go for Twitter This is another part of the conversation That apparently if you tweet something under Oh hello darling Well its nice thank you It's cool that your naked Not you Joe

1:13:48 yeah hot pockets baby but listen to this uh... this lord douchebag and the gaffe he makes because that he really sums it up in his gaffe in his tell about what this is really what this super injunction is really for of course wonderful for you if a member of parliament stands out in parliament um... and says something which in effect means that an order of the court on anonymity is breached But you do need to think, do you not? Whether it's a very good idea for our lawmakers... ...to be in effect flouting a court order just because they disagree with the order. Or for that matter, because they disagree with the law of privilege- uh privacy.

1:14:37 the law of privilege. I mean... That's great! Well he is bitching about this other guy, i'm sure because you can in parliament you can say whatever you want to do it you have a certain amount of rights in there and so that sort if you can flounce not really flown anything as you have the ability to make did come up and say whatever you want yep so that's so this guy's your right disguise a stooge who was that? Lordy lordy. They should vote him, well you can't vote him out he's a lord! I think it kind of gets to hang around. Stinks. Someone in the chat room will know so just listen to that again and then listen to the bit over Twitter and these guys... The elitist society in Gitmo Nation East is really out of control. Just listen how this guy's talking. And then the law of privilege. I mean privacy! Think do you not?

1:15:27 whether it's a very good idea for our lawmakers to be in effect flouting the court order just because they disagree with the order or for that matter, because they disagree with the law of privacy which Parliament has created. In their report, the judges also said super injunctions and other injunctions can only be granted when they are strictly necessary Where privacy and confidentiality are involved a degree of secrecy is often necessary to do justice. And secrecy is needed, I tell you! That's what we have! But where secrecy is ordered it should only be to the extent strictly necessary... ...to achieve the interests of justice and when it is ordered... ...the facts of the case and the reason for secrecy should be explained as far as possible in an openly available judgment

1:16:25 Under new rules for judges, any members of the media who would be subject to an injunction will be told beforehand and subjected confidentiality agreement. Bloggers and users of social network sites such as Twitter would not necessarily be covered It does add to the difficulties in enforcement there's no doubt about that at the moment are other the law seems to be that even if The information which is the subject matter of the injunction is on the web. Web? May go on the web, that isn't by no means the same degree of intrusion onto privacy as the story being... What?! Wait wait! As a story- As the story being emblazoned on the front page of a national newspaper Yes I live in the 18th century you see my name is Lord Frothymix This is bullcrap

1:17:17 And these are the Lords, these are the guys that... These guys don't know what Twitter is. They should be if they're gonna ban one of these injunctions is they should definitely ban the social networks It's The Web it's whatever... Whatever The Web is! As a series of tubes and I as Lord Frothimix Say they're just asking for trouble all they're doing now is this setup. It's well essentially when you when you If you're gonna take the approach that he's taking You're just asking to destroy further destroy the viability of newspapers because now people are gonna get a newspaper They don't have us information, but it's all over the internet yes How does that beneficial to what their scheme is? Is not do I

1:18:01 They should have, not that I'm taking their side but i'm just saying it's illogical. Yeah It just shows you...I can't believe people stand for this and of course the law is only being related really to like celebrity scandals you know another thing that we haven't really been following what it's how Fred the Shred a celebrity well no but I mean the in the papers They're really talking more about Wayne Rooney and him trying to keep his extramarital affairs out of the press than about Fred the Shred. You know how it works, like you keep people entertained with some other distraction but there's also this phone hacking scandal do you follow any of that? I don't know anything about it It was Rupert Murdoch The Sun they hacked into voicemail of hundreds of politicians and celebrities

1:18:55 And what is unclear to me is if it was a flaw in the voicemail system and you didn't need a code or something, or actual hacking was going on. But they call it hacking? This has been going on for a long time and now big-name celebrities are coming out and suing the News Corp for hundreds of thousands and some millions of pounds for intrusion of privacy But they were doing this to politicians too. So I mean Murdoch is like the CIA over there man And it's it's really, I mean It's hard to follow because if you're really in the milieu

1:19:34 Of the newspaper scene and everything when you're living there, it's much easier to follow along with what's going on But it's just out of control. And Murdoch... this is actually He's looking pretty bad in all of this I mean these guys were just like really tapping people's phones You know voicemail and particularly in the UK but I think voicemail has used a lot more Yeah some big celebrities have sued successfully about politicians too so that you know Murdoch's got the dirt on everybody He probably knows about Fred the Shred's frothy mix. It's quite disturbing. Thanks, Thumb. What do you mean, Thumb? I'm not Thumb!

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1:32:30 Thank you very much for that support and I can't wait until we actually have the rings in our hands I just can't wait. And i'm very excited about this, I think it'll be very aspirational and a lot of people will love getting one and uh... It'd be great for me because then finally I can propose to Miss Mickey cause then I have a ring. I'm gonna stick a little diamond on there. I like to see that! Oh yeah she knows. I'm gonna get like a diamonique. I'm going to go the jeweler and get a diamonique set on top of the ring so if you get hit in the mouth by miss mickey

1:33:14 It'll cut you. Yeah, which is gonna happen. But it's gonna be your mouth! So I want to get to something...I don't know how to even describe but i've been kind of watching a lot of crap and one of the things uh I saw the other day was a movie called Crime in the streets from 1956 one of those old John Cassavetes movies that are just corny and crummy And I ended up with some clips wait a minute is this gonna be like clips that no one's gonna understand because we're This generation flip that represents the thinking We have to think about muddy they kind of weird kind of quote. Yeah, you I don't know how to even describe it but the kind of crazy thinking though went on in the 50s during the era of

1:34:04 punks and gangs and you know blackboard jungle all these West Side Story it's a dream leading into West Side Story which I believe came out in the 60s when you're a jet to a jet oh yeah from so i don't know who wrote these this dialogue but I never had that impression if you want listen to it now this dialogue is just that you can imagine people actually talking like this it just was like It was ridiculous. I got a hole in my shirt, my brother's wearing my underwear and my mother sticking her thumb in some slob soup is that what you want? Okay, you got it! Now let me ask you something... Who did it to me?! Who put the stink in my room!? Who told me every time I wanna be alone I gotta go out there and squat on that fire escape?! Who told if I stop littering the streets I'm gonna go to heaven?! Come one name him tell me!! Cause' I'm sitting waiting to get even And when I find him I'm gonna spill his brains in the gutter!!! If you think there's anybody anywhere who can stop me your outta your mind

1:35:01 Let me tell you something social worker. There's nobody anywhere that can stop me sounds like Jackie Gleason so that was Cassavetes and it's like Did anybody ever talk like this? And then didn't then the real kicker is I'm going to skip to number two The real kicker is the way they portrayed ethnics It's kind of, uh... really kind of- Ethnics? You mean African Americans or Hispanic Americans? No, you'll see. Don't ask me a question just let it go Talk to me! I don't know you because we do not talk no more Just yet Please don't turn your back What do you want out of me?! Talk nice to me Leave me alone Your mom is in the back She is afraid that come out because we fight

1:35:55 You take a look at her sometime. Skin's like paper, wrinkle, feet hurt, hair has changed color. Used to be shiny black. Baby what are you doing to her? She stand up in the car all day long working for the Bayou Gangster Japanese. Give me that! I gotta get out of here! Hornets stand on the street corner talking dirty when a girl's walk by. Fight, steal, yell hate against everything no respect and just talk

1:36:35 You know, I really miss those days when... Wait! What was this guy? Is he supposed to be Italian?! I don't know. No it was a mix between Italian, what are you talking about!? I don't know how to order Mama and Ricky Ricardo. Lucy! That's why I said that's why use the word ethnic because i don't know but back in the day we could do that and then the 70s who still had hey yo mama jamma you are you what's happening bro with blood was up You can't do that anymore. But that voice is not... Nobody talked like that! Yeah they did, it's exactly how they talked Exactly! What are you talking about? Remember Starsky and Hutch? Starsky, Hutch, Huggy Bear what's going down my bros, my brothers You can't do that anymore on television because its racist It's no allowed anymore but if you listen to the hip hop community

1:37:32 That's never accurately portrayed on television the way the hip-hop community communicates. Ever! You don't see true hip hoppers, in fact tonight you'll see it on the Douchebag Billboard Awards We gotta watch that John, The Billboards. The Douchebag Billboard Awards? Yes actually I think it is branded as The Douchebag Billboard Awards and everyone's gonna be there Bono Michelle Obama Everyone's gonna be at the doodad. So I guess Bono went on to maybe 60 minutes in Nightline and threw his director of the Spider-Man movie under the bus? Yeah, that's right! Is that...

1:38:16 What's it called? Julie Tamar, Traymar or whatever her name is. Is it like an inconvenient truth that what its called or something like that? Inconvenient truth about Spider-Man? Spiderman! Spider...Spiderbusts? I don't know, I wasn't listening. What did you just say?! You weren't paying attention to what I said!? No, I heard some of it but was looking for something else Bono came on Nightline and I guess 60 Minutes and maybe some other things, and threw the director of Spider-Man under the bus. Oh! I'm sorry, I misunderstood because there's a movie coming out... He said he made the quote saying you know what we all agreed with The New York Times Excuse me excuse me that's not how Bono talks if you're gonna do Bono then i think you should do The Voice

1:38:57 Do it. No, you should do it! I don't know how Bono talks and never pay much attention to him. I'm not a big Bono fan. It's something like this... So the Edge started the band and he let me come in. I'm still ever so grateful for him for letting me into the band. And Spider-Man we wrote the songs but director was shit It's more like it's kind of more like basically what he said by the way. That's kind of more like my John Lennon I'm not, I don't know if it was really good yeah Yeah, yeah, I miss Huggy Bear that's all I know oh I miss huggy bear Don't you miss huggy bear? No and I was never a big fan of that show And we now we got like 50 cent 50 You can understand 50 you should follow 50 Cent on Twitter that guy is funny

1:39:46 There's two if you for you use the Twitters don't you John? I'm a big Twitter nut okay, so there's two thing to people You need to follow one is 50 cent and why? You will crack up. You will crack up it what this look do you want know what's going on in popular culture Do you want to be hip with the kids know it with it You want to be able to communicate with your small human resources? You know that the JCJ they're following the 50 cents and you also want to follow white girl problems. That's the best one. White girl problems? Yeah, at white girl problems these are great if you want it look man what have you just out there just a crowdsource stuff you gotta follow. The page doesn't exist! Really?

1:40:33 White girl press gotta be something else. Maybe it's white girl problem, and that was white girl problems No, it's not well Mickey will come in a minute and correct me It's not white girl problem either hmm huh maybe it's a hash What other tips do you have for me? Well those are those are my two main tips But there's nothing there is a dead site hold on I will figure out in a minute Meanwhile, what's 50 cents? Yeah. I think it's F-I-D-D Y S E N T I Think it's 50 cent John try that f5 zero C ENT But you can just do 50 cent. That's right Maybe you need to connect your browser to the Internet

1:41:20 Maybe it is fit. It looks like it is 50 5 0 since white girl problem is does exist I don't know what you're looking at, but the chat room is is absolutely saying it exists hold on oh White girl problem Oh John, can't you spell? Don't you know how to spell? It's girl. It's G-R-L there is no I in girl Is it GRL or GRRL? I think it's GRRL To be exact What is going on with our culture?! This is bad! This is so bad and by the way Mickey comes in like I'm such an idiot Yo its girl, GRL ya know Like I am supposed to know this It would be two Rs I've never seen GRL

1:42:10 So I'm looking at 50 Cent's thing here. It's like, I'm going to Ireland on the 30th for the Waterford Music Fest. Be there! Oh this is fascinating! I've heard his thing is huge. Me and Nicole get this shit now on iTunes and he's plugging one of his songs. Da Kid 50 What Up? Yeah there you go guys! I was gonna buy Uber Social LOL There ya'go You got your inside technology tips. He's got 4.6 million followers I have a lot of meetings today, i'm going to do the bread you already know lol I was in movie mode but I had a mobile studio writing it my free time I feel good about this album yeah keep going do that gotta do the voice

1:42:57 I don't know his voice. Yeah, well you're doing pretty good there Just reading yeah i'm back in action did anyone miss me lol just what is this guy he sucks What are you doing big time? I love your show lol call me. Yeah Oh, yeah, I can keep up with pop culture by following this guy not Hey, did you see that the president uh Pardoned a couple of people This was really ready. Yeah But listen to their offense, I really didn't understand this. Their offenses So he pardoned eight people Randy and I googled these people It's gotta be something going on here but apparently...I don't understand why he does this And it is like the craziest offenses It is like one guy Here we go Randy Eugene Dyer from Burry in Washington Offense conspiracy to import marijuana Hashish

1:43:55 conspiracy to remove baggage from the custody and control of the US Customs Service, and convey false information concerning an attempt to damage a civil aircraft. And he was sentenced in 1975 to five years in prison two years with special parole How could... I don't understand isn't he done? Hasn't served his time why is getting a pardon now? Well it expunges record Oh, is that it? Okay. Well this is all expungement because they're all really old here 1980 Danny Alonzo Levitas Angola Indiana confense offenses conspiracy and its 18 USC section 371 which I think is

1:44:35 and fraud against the state, or against the country probably like tax thing but that was from 1980 two years probation $400 fine what is this? Are these like relatives of congressmen? I don't know we should look into it. This sounds weird maybe just make goods i have no idea I Sentenced August 15, 2001. Three years probation $5,000 fine." This is probably kids or cousins or grandchildren of senators... this has got to be political favoritism but here... Yeah obviously! Christine Marie Rossiter of Lincoln Nebraska conspiracy to distribute less than 50 kilograms of marijuana Hello? 50 K's? 50 keys?!

1:45:31 sentenced to three years probation, conditioned on performance of 500 hours of community service. But here Bobby Gerald Wilson Somerton South Carolina aiding and abetting the possession and sale of illegal American alligator hides... And he was sentenced in 1986- 85 amended in 86 Three and one half months in prison five years probation condition on performance of 300 hours of community service this must be Exponiment there's something weird going on with this we need somebody needs to follow I don't want to back back up on the show But I did find white girl problem is grl Mickey was right. Yeah, of course Let me can I just read a couple these fascinating posts yeah? but you have to ha ha you have to do it like a girl and

1:46:21 Let me just read a couple of these fascinating posts. I'm not sure if i have any friends. Judge me, Osama's been dead to me for a long time they tried to make me go to rehab and I said chick when is my flight? Where are you where are you where are you where are you where are you where are you where are you where are you My prince will have hair well now I know what I want my wedding to look like I'm obsessed with how obsessed you are with me. Actually, you know what? Cancel my order! I'll just have an espresso These are banal crap You know what it is By doing this...I now have completed the No Agenda soundboard That is so TK We have a plethora of show openings now From you It's just perfect

1:47:23 Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. This is the whole point this and how many followers? How many millions of followers for white not millions But she does have a goodly amount two hundred fifty four thousand five hundred and eight yeah well She's following too. Yes. She's against the rules. He's a bot she's a bot So anyone who's following this idiot is an idiot Michael Ray Neal convicted in 1991 of manufacture, assembly modification and distribution of equipment for unauthorized decryption of satellite cable programming.

1:48:02 It's ridiculous. He got a presidential pardon! How about the guy that like Troy, what's his name? Troy Williams The guy who was actually on trial- he's on death row how about pardoning someone who matters President Obama What is this?! Please I call the minute men...I invoke the minutemen right now I need to understand what these presidential pardons are about there is something very strange and fishy and stinky about it And I don't like it and I want to know what it is why don't we pardon you know there's guys on death row that's questionable whether they committed the crime and they're not getting a pardon now how about that kid you know i was thinking Michelle, Michelle! I was thinking that boy who um uh jacked our cable satellite. We should pardon him. Jacked our cable? We should pardon him

1:49:00 Wow, what a world. What a time! What a crazy world we live in I tell you. That's why we get the big bucks Yeah, there was couple other kind of interesting things going back to our favorite Delta share a kilo which is my new name now for Dominique Strauss-Kahn Delta Share A Kilo And who is going to replace him as the head of the IMF? I missed, uh...I'd like to rescind my prediction. Oh it's too bad! No no you can cross it off in a little book of predictions and your little red book yeah I'd like to change it let me find it because I found a oh yeah here it is May 19th predicts Egypt guy What was I thinking?! Egypt guy

1:49:45 No, no. That's what I said! No, no, wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong... Not Egypt guy. Sin did it. What is todays date? Today it's 22nd. Okay so there a connection with Christine Lagarde Who is Le French, Le French Finance Ministère. She has a very dark tan. Christine Lagarde And you know why I'm rescinding it? I am going to say that she will become the new head of the IMF because she's from Chicago That's right! She was the managing director of Baker & McKenzie

1:50:25 Huge law firm in Chicago. Duh! So of course he's gonna become the new head of the IMF Baker and McKenzie by the way if you go to their website Very interesting right there on their home page with a rotating banner Baker and McKenzie advises on European Union sanction measures against Libya Just shove it in my face, please And there is a whole publication here This client alert reviews further EU developments involving the imposition of trade and financial sanctions against Libya. These guys are so in! So, of course it's going to be Christine Lagarde who is... It just.. And I didn't know that she ran this law firm in Chicago. I mean once again at Chicago. So.... I believe Baker McKenzie is a national firm that probably centralized... Well she ran the Chicago office there. Yeah they're probably New York or Philadelphia. Let me see where the head office is

1:51:23 Uh, Baker McKenzie. Oh they defined the global law firm in the 20th century John did you know that? Well no but... Yeah yeah they say right here Baker McKenzie defined the global law firm in the twentieth century and we are redefining it to meet the challenges of the global economy in the 21st They're all over the place talk about a big operation Huge! So these guys they are at the government No kidding Look at this look what stuff they do my goodness The 2010 edition of Baker McKenzie's Handling Tax Controversies in Europe is out, John. We should grab a copy of that

1:52:01 It provides sound guidance on issues involved in managing tax controversies in 15 European countries, as well as key information on litigation. In other words... Go ahead. In the United States they have offices in Chicago, Dallas Houston Miami New York Palo Alto San Diego San Francisco and Washington They actually have two offices in the Bay Area Wow! We should go drop by I should Hello? Hello everybody Christine sent us and we just like a little information on some tax controversies. We feel we need some help, tax controversy... You always know it's a big law firm when they have an especially one of their home pages A person's picture as in the North American business development director Yes sales is what that is yes sales Wow hey global newsroom these guys are great

1:52:56 This is like better than Hill and Knowlton, these guys. Jocelyn Brumbaugh! Call her! Well, they're all 312 numbers by the way. That's Chicago right? Isn't 312 Chicago? I believe it might be So if you want the global communications supervisor Jessica Wiltz... Chicago could be the headquarters unusual but it is possible What do you mean?! The whole world runs around Chicago! Unusual For law firms most law firms are out of Philadelphia and New York The big ones Right well but the ones that are actually..I mean these guys are part of the cabal man there's no other way

1:53:32 Yeah, that's probably true. How come they don't have a history? How come they don't have our history where they talk about how great we are here one step ahead of the Dodd-Frank Act Months before US Congress passed most sweeping financial reform legislation since The Great Depression We began preparing our clients Are you ready for changes in other words we were on the inside Wow That's uh it was pretty big My goodness, these guys are awesome. It was founded in Chicago in 1949 by Russell Baker and John McKenzie. Home to 3750 lawyers spread across 69 offices in 41 countries. Wow! What's 10 lawyers at the bottom of a swimming pool? A start. So time for the Annoy John segment

1:54:27 I don't have an audio clip, unfortunately. Oh good But did you know that in the most transparent government ever, ever I tell you. Now you knew that right? That the Obama administration is the most transparent ever in the history of The White House Who said that? The Obama Administration Oh okay it makes sense Everyone has to put in...I think everyone has to do this You have to release a financial disclosure statement Right Yeah, guess who hasn't released his yet. Oh besides Clinton yes Vivek Kundra oh That's right I remember when they put him in that job there were people worked about it is lack of yeah There was no financial disclosure from this guy still hasn't done it so what's that gonna? How long can you go oh

1:55:22 until uh... what does it take what is this just disclosure had two jobs i mean would you know the guys gotten until you get a great gig and you can leave in the ages gonna go work for h p your dell or microsoft probably del looks like they got all dell laptops in the now yeah he was really right that we put in the red book yet little prediction there as a real never release it obviously seems couple other couple of things that were just uh... of note Kind of freaked me out a little bit. Oh yeah, there was a good article and you know we usually call out the mainstream press as uh... What's the word? Um, douchebags! But I do want to prop- Let me see who wrote this article Los Angeles Times this morning Michael Hiltz- Hilzik H-I-L-Z-I-K Title his story FCC commissioners moved to Comcast shows The revolving door is still spinning

1:56:25 I'm like, wow this guy's pretty cool. He just came right out and he said it he actually did see didn't just write an op-ed Subtitle Meredith Baker's new employer is the corporate entity whose merger with NBCUniversal was blessed by the FCC in January And he actually got a quick talk to this Shadow puppet who right after she helped approve the Comcast NBCUniversal merger went to go work for Comcast And he got a quote from her. I'm a conservative Republican who believes in the free market... Wait, that's not the quote i was looking for. You have to be a little surprised Comcast was still interested in me after I told them all the things I would have to be recused from! Can you believe that? Can you believe the hubris of this woman?!

1:57:18 That's funny. She is going to sit there, she is going to... well maybe she can't go and lobby but she can just say oh here call this guy said I just go ahead and tell him I told you. Yeah tell him I told ya to call them. What hubris? Hubris! It's like hummus only it doesn't taste so good. And a good story though actually yeah I tweeted that today with hashtag ME speech And something else coming up this week, I'd like to send out a bat signal to our two listeners in France. We have Tristan and who's our other listener in France? Right. Yeah right

1:58:05 Tristan actually sends us information all the time, which is we're highly appreciative of in Deauville Deauville May 26 and may 27th This it leading up to the g8 summit in Deauville another reason that will have a Christine LaRide In the IMF seat. It's all France all France I mean this is like a witch hunt against Germany The Germans are getting screwed here and they know or they're gonna get screw yeah They're getting screwed Already soaking them for all these bills. Yeah, oh yeah like I tell you absorbed Eastern Germany you can afford it We you observed Eastern Germany You can afford it you got to do the accent there will be a meeting and it's not widely publicized And guess who is all gonna hang out together? Nicolas Sarkozy Who is the president douchebag of France will appear on

1:59:04 They're gonna have a summit. The following people will be there with Nicolas Sarkozy, Rupert Murdoch Mark Zuckerberg several Google executives YouTube and the founders of Microsoft and Wikipedia they're all going to be hanging out for a special meeting on... What could that be about? Yeah what could hmmm what can we be talking about I can't believe that people don't see this and think huh Maybe that Facebook thing ain't so good. I Can't believe it No, maybe I'm just super sensitive Yeah You are you're super sensitive So I was watching C-SPAN and they had this guy and there's a new book. I want the book club People to put this in their list It's a book called mastermind by Richard Minotaur

2:00:05 And Minotaur wrote, the whole book is about Khalid Sheikh Mohammed that guy who looked like the guy they caught in a cave with you know over the beard and the T-shirt early. They caught him early and waterboarded him 182 times that guy? Oh yeah, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. The second... the guy who orchestrated 9-11 the guys behind most of this stuff is this guy apparently according to this book and I should mention by the way this guy mentions on this Q&A done on C-SPAN that a hundred you're gonna hear it you hear it a lot from both sides 182 times 182 times waterboarding he was not water boarded 182 times

2:00:43 Oh, they what it was every time they dump water on him during one waterboarding session that counted as one. Oh So they would maybe douse them 20 times You know and that would count as twenty water boardings when isn't you know? That's just an aside for people out there who are looking for this meme anyway he During his interview He mentioned I just found this kind of fascinating There used to be this very famous guy who started the Jewish Defense League called Meir Kahane. He's an incredibly famous character and apparently Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, I didn't know any of this was in the United States most of his formative years going to schools in North Carolina. It is like Adam Gadon story! All these guys are Americans who were just self-radicalized

2:01:35 Yeah, and he grew a beard threw a turban on and then... Well when he was in high school apparently it was taught by- He was in Kuwait and it was apparently taught by a bunch of Palestinian pissed off Palestinians And you got this into his brain then he came over here. But there was a Play this KSM first murder paragraph from your book, America would be good to KSM in return he would use his college years to make alliances he would need in future terror attacks and plot his first assassination on American soil which will be discussed here for the first time what are you discussing for the first time? The murder of Meir Kahan. Meir Kahan was a Zionist an American Jewish rabbi who ultimately became a member Israeli Knesset

2:02:21 but was very outspoken, very pro-Israel and called for the Palestinian Arabs to leave Gaza and the West Bank. And for this land that was biblically Israel's to be Israel's today. It is not a mainstream position to put it casually but he gave speeches all throughout the United States and raised tremendous amounts of money. He founded The Jewish Defense League. In 1986 he spoke in Greensboro North Carolina at North Carolina A&T And that speech was seen by Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and it outraged him because this is someone who had a diametrically opposed point of view. KSM often lied and said he had a Palestinian mother or grandmother, some Palestinian relationship In fact in his geneology there's no connection to Palestine but most of the students and high school teachers that he had in Kuwait were Palestinian

2:03:15 and his social world in the Muslim Brotherhood in Kuwait was primarily Palestinian. So he identified very strongly with the PLO, Black September and those radical groups of the 1970s And so when you heard Kahan it was an alternate point-of-view For KSM the problem is not that people disagree The problem is that alternative point-of-views exist There should be a single unified view Unsurprisingly its his And so he plotted to kill Kahan. Now there's a stray mention of this, there is one line mentioned of this buried in the footnote in the 9-11 Commission report and that he claimed that he had killed Kahan or had Kahan killed and that the CIA didn't believe him but when you look into it you discover they didn't investigate that very hard. Okay, you can stop it! The rest of it is him backing up the fact that he killed or plotted having this guy killed

2:04:11 I didn't even know this guy was ever in the United States. Yeah, most of these guys were in the United States including Anwar al-Awlaki who... He was at the Pentagon as a guest speaker. At a luncheon? No it was two months after 9 11 which is more important than recently No, the whole thing but this guy apparently was you know went to a bunch of schools here went to college here and You know who knows what else? He did there was one funny anecdote kind of a short clip I got a kick out. It just got really it's just more humor than anything else But he apparently according to this author Was like it's terrible driver and that ended up with this funny situation with this woman he ran into

2:04:59 uh... named christian you can play that just quickly wait days and as a student and um... got an idea of the intellectual forces shaping ksn but also i learned about his driving record terrible culture mom was a terrible driver drove with with expired license often smacked row at high speed smashed into parked cars one in one car two women were talking when college it bombs car smashed into bears uh... the women were badly injured in a suit for their medical costs there last name was christian his is mohammed lawsuit in north carolina court records as christians evil homage haha nerdy humor yeah what wasn't since i see spent yet and that's the span humor that's exactly their lives this is an email right now you may have funny and i would just like to shout out my man they're not going on with the new job

2:05:59 Clearly in the crackpot commander camp. As he has now come out and accused Western countries of plotting to cause drought in Iran by using high-tech equipment to drain the clouds of raindrops. That's right, weather modification! He is coming right out and saying it and of course everyone calls him crazy and a nutball but his quote if we can believe the translation... Western countries have designed plans to cause drought in certain areas of the world including Iran Mr. Ahmadinejad said in the city of Arakan Maraj province According to reports on climate whose accuracy has been verified European countries are using special equipment To force clouds to dump their water on their continent by doing so they prevent rain clouds from reaching regional countries including Iran Well, there you go weather. Yes whether being used as a weapon which of course Secretary of Defense I don't think you really have to go out of your way to create a drought in some of these areas Oh, it doesn't help

2:07:02 But I think weather is, you know earthquake machines weather modification is being used continuously and yeah. I think it can severely hurt a country if you can cause a drought What do you know about Iran? Iran's got some pretty green spots my friend It's not like a little country You know Iran's pretty big and they got some beautiful dense foliage I'm trying to get some of the smoked rice out of that country. Yeah, you keep talking about that Meanwhile China gave Pakistan 50 fighter jets China is really just gave them to him? Yes it hey Hey, they gave them to him they didn't sell them to him No It says right here China gives Pakistan 50 fighter jet be true well let me read this so i think its from The New York Times

2:07:48 And the New York Times headline, is the New York Times not always accurate? Are they not the paper of record? They're the paper of rec-record. Rec-er China, it says right here. China gives Pakistan 50 fighter jets. Pakistan Islamabad Dateline! China has agreed to immediately provide 50 JF-17 fighter jets to Pakistan a major outcome by of a visit by Prime Minister Yusuf Razak Jilani to Beijing this week Pakistani officials said on Thursday I guess that it is just give doesn't seem like they're paying for. That seems like a good deal for Pakistan, sounds like a great deal by the way of course the parts and maintenance probably cost more than the jets well that's because its like the razor in the razor blade its like hey hello hi very nice to meet you take our jet and you have to come for brake and wheel alignment every 30 thousand miles you come back to us and oil change every 3 thousand

2:08:49 So did you see that we never talked about on the show but you know after Obama spent these hundreds of millions of dollars to go to India yeah it basically just sell stuff and he sold nothing they bought jets from Russia yep that's right good job or good work yay I mean all you have to do is go in there and sweet-talk him and then sell them jets yeah and he sells nothing so it just wasted the taxpayers money and then meanwhile we'd lose their contract. And he took all those people with him. It costs a lot of money to do that, remember we looked at the numbers? Yeah it was a scandal and nobody cares about anyone. But meanwhile I believe that an official in China came out and said you know America has to start treating Pakistan as a sovereign state and its got to stop messing around with all the drones and stuff so I think China is starting to rattle a little bit of the cage and the sabers

2:09:41 Of course we're fighting a war by proxy with China in Libya already and God knows the Congo. There was another report here that China has put, let's see if I can find it... I think they put like 4.8 billion dollars into the Congo again? They just don't stop! They did some, like a giveaway they've been doing giveaways their latest is this basically going to bribe Guys with huge amounts of money saying it's for development. Of course we know what happens in Africa with development money Yeah, somehow the Africans don't benefit Right Well I just think that is interesting That you know it's like hey But you know this probably exactly...I mean we laugh about it but its probably exactly how it works It's like here take our jets and uh.. You gotta have them service by us

2:10:35 Well, it's one way to get them to fly the jets around and see if they like them. Kick the tires? Hey man give me a jet! Give me one of those jets so I can fly it around Can you imagine what we'd do with all that money we collect from this show wouldn't pay for 1 minute in the air. We can't even idle the thing. Can't even start it. Oh there goes the money. Whoops, oh there we go And yeah, I think that's what a wheel alignment must cost. Luckily though, a Libyan crowd attacked bus carrying foreign journalists so finally they have something to talk about Libya again because now it's about them hashtag me

2:11:21 And of course this is not Libyan troops, this is the human resources who are just at this point exasperated by the lies that the media is propagating. Of course they'll twist this around and make it into something else but it seems to me like they're angry that the Western media is just propagating crap and they're starting to revolt against it Yeah, it's about time and then of course that you can't get the real news out because of the fake bloggers and twitterers that are you know creating a smoke screen so you can't tell what's real. Sitting at the State Department with Andy Carvin making it all up I mean how dense can you be to actually believe that there is some guy in Sudan who magically is watching the President speech and tweeting about it at the same time? Are you kidding me? Highly unlikely! Are you kidding me?! We could hardly watch this thing here, in its entirety we had to get C-SPAN

2:12:24 And we don't have the bandwidth for video feeds in most of these places. It's ridiculous. Sudan, okay? Of course it's bullcrap if it was really someone in Sudan who was an elite or the son of an elite or who knows but more likely one of these techno experts in the State Department final clip from President Obama's speech as hashtag me speech and this just cracked me up The greatest untapped resource in the Middle East and North Africa is the talent of its people. In the recent protests, we see that talent on display as people harness technology to move the world It's no coincidence that one of the leaders of Tahrir Square was an executive for Google Coincidence? I think not! Really No, of course it wasn't He's a shill That's why it wasn't a coincidence It's a shill...it's a total shill Just comes out and says it too Hey, there was no coincidence

2:13:26 The whole speech was so bogus. You know this whole thing... I'm getting tired of this guy! Well, you know, I always thought that he you know He was a public speaker that the public is gonna get tired of listening to him. He just can't stop talking. He loves hearing himself talk. He should have been in radio and he Hello everybody it's the Obama show We'll be right back. You carried it, you carried right through Obama show that was good yeah That's how far we've gotten so far hello everybody it's the Obama Show Hello everybody! It's the Obama Show we'll be right back after this message Did I get there? Yeah I'm close enough Maybe I should just do the Obama show maybe I could pull it off Maybe you should Hello everybody GW Obama here with Michelle

2:14:20 Talika, Mahama. What are they? What's this kid's names? Talika and Mahama! Mahama-hama and... I can't remember. Alisha or whatever How sad is that that i don't know the first daughter's names Isn't one Malika what's the other ones name Malika and Wow That's pretty bad like I am ashamed now It's something with a A I think There's no reason for me to not know the first daughter's names But yeah, there's plenty of reasons. It's not like we need to get that you know hello everybody and Malika it's Malika isn't it Aaliyah Malika

2:14:57 See Malia and Natasha Wow not even Sasha not even close I Revert to Talika and Muhammad Hello everybody top of the hour not Hello, hello everybody top of the hour on the George W Obama show Um... Uh, uh. He does a lot of uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. He'd be great for radio. Meanwhile! Meanwhile! So the guy's everywhere he's talking is meeting people is out campaigning and the BBC does a huge interview and it gives him 18 minutes. And this guy did the interview I don't know if you've been following that but he was like I was so nervous and I had eighteen minutes plus two minutes to do a walking shot in the hallway

2:15:52 and so what is that what is the big news it comes out of this obama interview they are extraordinarily gracious people uh... they could not have been kinder to us uh... i met who this is about the royals he's talking about does the queen the queen of the the queen of get my nation her majesty the queen but entire royal family the last time i was uh... the first time i wasn't in april two thousand eight and then michelle on the girls actually does telegram mama did london again and went to Buckingham Palace. She could not have been more charming and gracious to the girls. They actually had a chance to ride in the carriage on the grounds

2:16:30 I think what the Queen symbolizes not just to Great Britain but to the entire Commonwealth and obviously, the entire world is...is the best of England. And we're very proud of her." I love that! We are proud of them? We're proud of her! Why are WE proud of HER?! Because she has to listen to George W Obama Because we're proud of her. We're very proud of her and Talika and Muhammad got to ride the coach around Castle grounds a little joyride Michelle and I because you could have not been more gracious hello everybody so Yeah, I thought that was kind of weird And it's only way if I were the Queen I'd be insulted who does he think? He is The Schwarzer

2:17:21 Talking like that well talking about the Schwartz are talking like that. I just think this thing with With Netanyahu I'm totally out of control what's the thing with net and I don't know anything about Netanyahu What's going on comes on? He says Obama in his speech the one that you recorded he says well everyone did want Israel to start negotiating from the old 1967 borders yeah, but I think I think this is a setup because I think it actually sets Palestine back to like 1970, now the conversation is... everything's off the table. I don't think so and i'll tell you why because when I was in Israel I got a tour of this area where they were the old borders were on the new borders

2:18:02 Those old borders, exactly what Netanyahu said are indefensible. It's like basically giving everybody the view... Like a hill view so you can just bomb the crap out of somebody but you could lob hand grenades into Israel and they couldn't do anything about defending it So what is the point of Obama coming out and saying we've got to go- I think he hates Jews! I don't think so I do. No, no no i don't think so keep an eye on it put in the pictures. I think it's a red herring and I think it effectively nullifies...it just you know first of all Israel not gonna listen to that they don't care They're not gonna live, they're just going to continue to do whatever they do. I know they can't do what they're gonna do but they don't like the idea of that you watch these two guys glaring at each other they had them there was just a fact that Netanyahu because this speech was made before Netanyahu came to the White House for his visit. The fact he still went there means he's subservient. Well he is Obama's bitch! That may be true i'm not saying that's not true

2:19:00 But he wasn't too happy and they were just glaring at each other. I don't think that was acting. I think it's great, I think it's all very entertaining because now we can all have this conversation without actually saying what you just said which is great that you said it because that's on everybody's mind Yeah, the black man hates the Jew. Isn't that basically what you just said? No I said Obama does Oh but you said the Schwarzer You pulled... You said the Schwarzer so i used it as a safe You pulled the Schwarzer card You said the schwarze, and I used it as a segue. Hey! I heard you call the- you pulled the Schwarze Karte, I heard it Yeah well... You should be listening to yourself Listen brothers and sisters We are all brothers and sisters we all bleed the same red blood And don't listen to these stupid elites and all their crap they're propagating on the mainstream media Turn off your television, I tell ya' And support this show

2:19:55 Because we're the only ones that will give you any form of insight and I... Really, please. If you have another program out there that does it like this That gives you this type of insight Please send me the link, i'll be happy to listen to it And its not The Skepticality Podcast Okay? It's a nice show but is not the same thing What's that? You should listen to it Right now we put in a lot of hours on this stuff. A lot of hours you know John had to sit there How long have C-span to get to that? Get I don't know cuz I fell asleep three times Anyway, which is it a fault using it now to get if you have this if your insomniac use c-Span is very useful

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