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00:00 If I eat a whole banana, I might die of radiation! Adam Curry. John C. Devorah. It's Sunday March 13th 2011 time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination Episode 286 This is no agenda Being a confused slave thanks to daylight savings just like the elites want me to be here high atop the hilltop watchtower Crackpot command center give my nation west the People's Republic of Southern California in the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and from northern Silicon Valley where daylight savings saves days. I'm John C DeVore. It's crackpot and buzzkill! In The Morning! Hey, but the iPhone worked that's the good news

00:40 Uh, it's actually really eight. Yeah right it is you know I hate this so much and you know that somewhere someone's got a scam running in that hour of time that we lost they're making money off of I still don't know how they do it but every single time this happens. Look at all the money we made today Martha! Yeah, we stole that hour from those stupid slaves We got it In the morning to you John in the morning to you and in the morning to all ships At sea yes The rocking ships at sea here and there in a Gitmo nation And their feet washing up on shore Well I gotta tell ya I'm so happy

01:22 You know, as a television executive here in the United States I was getting so bored of putting together the shots of Libya that we really needed something different. Yeah and by the way when people listen to this show uh... that's the first thing i thought by the way is care ratings well i mean you know the fact of the matter is just based on now you know though i want to mention a few other listen this issue or maybe just started listening to it that we can have base our world view on a fractal system that makes it easy to deconstruct what is going to happen so were very predictive and adamant is specialist in a couple these things and he looks for certain indicators

02:04 and he sees him, and he just makes a prediction which was that there was going to be a Japan earthquake. A huge earthquake! A huge one... uh..and you did this on Thursday or last Sunday? No Thursday. Okay so the day before but nice it had been earlier but you wouldn't have known because the fractal information wasn't available which is the fact that they were amassing a test or whatever it was they seemed to do in front of all these things now i find it hard to believe that the earth and me i would do prediction is there's a valid you can play from the old show it's not less though we were making this up as we go along why are we making some stuff yeah what he talked about his brother but the prediction happened and who said it uh... and that's the way goes in the head i find hard to believe though that there was an earthquake machine involved in this when this was like two twenty three quake debt

02:54 Which you remember well. I do, which killed 150 thousand people was a nasty one to say the least and this is a good mess. Well first of all let me just give a little bit of karma to all in Gitmo Nation shaky island there and i don't want to make light of uh... of any of this because uh... yeah it's absolutely absolutely is that his horrible however john i must correct you on your assertion there uh... this of course was one hundred percent earthquake machine and uh... i will give you my rationale for that and by the way but they have been uh... earthquakes in japan a lot of course that's a very rocky region and now i have not said earthquake machine

03:43 uh... but this was first of all i want to remind and there are people who are new to the show um... the concept of an earthquake machine is not a crazy thought as we've documented on this program before us sicker secretary defense cohen in the early eighties in congressional testimony at actually said there are countries who have this they have weather modification earthquake machines that can set off volcanoes uh... this is very dangerous and basically we need to get it on the game too Am I correct John? Have we documented that fairly enough for everybody. There's also a mention of it in the UN report Yeah, of course So let's just take into account that it actually exists and the way it works The way I've come to understand is through the HAARP array H-A-R-P This is your base... nobody else thinks this but you by the way Okay so its only me Only Me By The Way Don't Google It Because You Might Find Other People Who Are Only Me

04:41 Well, okay then you stole it from someone else. Yeah right well yeah nothing is new under the sun so the way it works is they bounce off huge amounts of energy off of the ionosphere it bounces back down and it starts to depress things and you can trigger stuff and you can play the earth's crust like a harp now why do I immediately sense this because this was once again just like Haiti which in my mind was also earthquake machine, was a very shallow earthquake 15 feet deep. It's almost nothing so it you know very this is a hallmark characteristic of the of the earthquake machine now of course you would say John to what end? Why why would we do this it makes no sense

05:26 Well I'm glad you asked. And i'd say just like that! Yeah, okay so you have to go back in history and it's very difficult with Google it's almost impossible because when you want to look at anything Japan now of course the first 18 pages are all earthquake a tsunami an earthquake You can do what once you understand how to do a Julian date search on google correct So you have to go back a month, one month ago when the IMF, the International Monetary Fund came out and said Japan we are warning you. your debt is not sustainable you have to prioritize planning for fiscal rehabilitation and you gotta do it now. Now, Mickey lived in Japan for five years the Japanese they never say yes they certainly never say no they'll say maybe so of course we got a whole new political party in there and has lot of stuff going on they go maybe and they don't of course because what the IMF is really saying and the World Bank is excuse me you need to take our money

06:29 and uh... and this is exactly what's happening in europe this is exactly what happened to greece into ireland is gonna happen in spain the imf which is just bankers they come in they say it take our money and then we'll go on by a pure islands and now you take it or will screw you and of course uh... in europe everyone's taken the money so they say this is japan but japan says my mom maybe i don't think so maybe uh... but of course um... they take one more step and they have standards in poor's the ratings agency known from the s m p five hundred downgrade the entire country so it's not down a peg you should take our money no arnold now what is the problem here japan has huge amounts of paper american paper european papers well this the bonds and if uh... and i think the number two behind china

07:22 So if they, the only way they can get out of the financial crisis they're in is to inflate their money. And of course the bankers don't want that because if they start inflating their money then all of their paper starts becoming worth less The same for American paper and European bond paper so there really upset about Japan not getting on board with the program Okay, would you believe John that the president of the IMF was in Japan the afternoon after the quake? He was in Tokyo with a public message. You can take our money now fine Okay There's a couple problems with your theory first of all as far as I know The quake was 20 miles deep oh I I not 15 feet a be

08:11 Over the last, I don't know what you've been listening to but i've been trying to follow the financial stuff as close as I can and everybody including the Japanese have been trying to inflate their money because it's become a huge burden on the Japanese economy. Their money is way too expensive its just screwing there's an export economy they can go online this. They have done everything they can to dump their money and why would you want to destroy, hold on! Why would you want to destroy their economy since they're holding so much of our paper that they're gonna dump our paper to get some cash to fix up their situation? Yeah, they can borrow some money from the IMF just none of this makes it any sense whatsoever It's a beautiful place to own

08:52 I don't understand why you don't see the sense of this. I really don't see that This is all about control, this is all about the IMF and World Bank who want control who want complete control over everyone's economy and Japan would not play ball with them Does that no make any sense? They wouldn't play... they kept saying NO! We're not going to do it our own way I don't see where that doesn't make sense. Why would you do it? Okay, so you're not gonna play ball So let's just destroy the economy and ruin it for everybody this is costing us a lot of money This is the lousiest way to go about it The IMF doesn't care about America they don't care about Russia They don't care about Europe they don't care but Japan they care about having it all

09:36 They don't care about the economy, they just want to own everything and be in control. And if you are the lender to Japan because watch they're going to take money from the World Bank and IMF... They're gonna have to take it now! How else are they gonna pay for all of this? It's all about control John These guys have enough monies not the money they need Don't make me laugh! It's about control, controlling it And why else would you have the audacity to kill people with an earthquake machine? For the same reason, control. You don't want to be on board with a program here? That's the way I see it. IMF runs HAARP. Well I'm not saying that this was... HAARP is the US system. I'm just saying that this was a U.S initiative in fact it probably was not

10:25 I don't know where it, although HAARP of course was completely silent a week before the earthquake and it starts cranking up two days before just like in Christchurch although I'm not convinced that was earthquake machine material outside of the brand new oil they found down there. And this is all about control...I see you completely within the realm of all possibility Well I know you would Yes! So moving on though never let a good crisis go to waste Wow within seconds everybody from Lady Gaga to the Red Cross to Microsoft is like let's send some money Yeah, buy my product and I'll send a piece of that money to the people. They don't need our money We here's how it works. You need our blankets water John Here's how it works if If you lent me $100 and all of a sudden urine some kind of problem And you need help

11:26 I'm not going to say, oh here's some money to go buy it. I'll tell you what, I'll come over and help ya out why don't you just chop off 50 bucks off of the bill? That's how we should be helping them! Eh just take a little bit off that deficit, that money that we borrowed from you. Well that money these people are generating as we know isn't going to them anyway I'm just saying, uh...I am so against all of this. It's like we are the worst country in the world! Everybody is like oh buy this product retweet me and i'll send money to you know the Red Cross immediately and did I mention were there enough magic numbers in this to convince you? Red Cross text messaging 30333

12:09 We have the waves were 33 feet high. And don't forget the earthquake took place at 311 on 311 11 and if you take a 110901 and count that with 1003 11 is 21 1212 which of course is the day the earth will disappear, You might also want to note September 11th was World Trade Center, Haiti's quake January 11th Japan's quake March 11th. Come on! The eleven thing is slightly bothersome It's a new one I got more to track it's an eleven thing. Yeah the eleven thing is a problem and we recommend this by the way show Rubicon

12:57 they stumbled onto a couple of these deals and that course again you don't know why or who are what the messages or whether doing but why would it seems awfully weird that you have these events happen on the same day is their favorite number its all good karma for them they know it's like a certain days are better than others to signal yet well yeah its this I think 33 is the signal the 11 is just a really nice number they like it for some reason the elite behind us. So our listeners like it with their 55... So everyone's taking advantage of this and I have to say in these United States of Gitmo Nation we're just absolutely, absolutely the lowest of the low. I mean i'm just waiting for the Justin Bieber benefit concert you know that's coming because its you know and I guess the volcano erupted in southwestern Japan this morning and that I'm sure was pretty much a follow-on

13:57 Well, it would not admit I mean this is the dust Japan has a lot of quakes and they have a volcano and A couple of them. And yeah, so here's one thing that's and that's bothered besides you know The fact this is messed up really sorry for the human resources there So, you know whenever there's an aviation incident I have to come on the show and bitch about how stupid the analysis is of what they're saying. You don't have to! Yeah it is what I do but then we might as well not do a show so I come on and set everyone straight now...I don't know much about nuclear energy

14:41 But I'm pretty sure Bill Nye the science guy doesn't know how a modern reactor works either. Who was on CNN all day yesterday talking about, The horrible meltdown and the radiation and we're all going to die! And the winds will blow... the radiations coming towards the west coast were are going to die So they don't have enough pictures anymore you know We've already seen all the water in everything so now it's Here is how the reactor works let go of white board Let me show this Ok people i don't know nothing about reactors but i do know people who knows stuff about reactors one of our uh... producers has been contributing since the beginning of the show is atomic rod adams member him

15:19 Yeah. He told us about the backyard nukes and everything so this is not like China syndrome people, this is not like the movie where you get a meltdown and it's uh... like Chernobyl and everyone's gonna die now this is not how works when these rods melt they melt down and they will melt I'm sure that that's happening in some of these reactors because its not like huge hasn't started yet but if it does they melt down immediately start cooling they go through maybe five-eighths of an inch of the steel that houses them. It doesn't get out, it doesn't leak out. There's a bunch of lead around there that...it essentially entombs itself. Yeah exactly! That's exactly it. But the problem is as some people have pointed out

16:03 You end up with this big entombed place. Well yeah, you can't move it it's too heavy. No maybe you could put a hill on top of that I don't know what you're talking about It is totally a pain in the ass but yeah you could turn into a school or something is decayed. Play the up, so I'm watching Geraldo and he has his doctor on who's gonna tell us some of the issues that will take place we're very kind of a...and i cut out most of Geraldo who keeps interrupting the guy unfortunately when he's talking about the importance to be taking iodine in Geraldo just steps all over him. Is this now the good news clip?

16:46 Let that never let's the guy finish But this guy is such a pill That I just I was just laughing by the time he's done because this is big This is it in a nutshell. So first of all, you want to get away as quickly as the one yeah As you possibly can't the many miles with huge evacuation trying to get people away Of course some have already been exposed any miles away we want to get hundreds of 20 mile zone right now And the reason is that, you know this smoke you see looks so scary. It's actually just vapor. So pressure release a little bit of radiation not to have to be particularly dangerous The only other thing you can do is that they will give you iodine? So that blocks your thyroid like you put on cuts that Because we put it in water In third world countries exactly right so they're going to be giving iodide tablets out especially to the kids and

17:33 throughout the area, anybody that's been exposed. Of course the real risk for those people who've been in the control room around there they can...they will die within a month How much in the control room of the nuclear reactor? If they've been exposed to large amounts of radiation it's terrible for the whole GI system and to the blood system and if they have very high toxic levels there's nothing you can do. Within a month they're gone. I was out at the last tsunami for you, and every night we had these enormous aftershocks and people would go screaming out into the street but you know the other thing that we haven't talked about is the real health risks here There are a lot of people who have this aspirational sort of pneumonia because they've almost drowned And then the cuts that they get foul smelling cuts because of terrible bacteria many of them resistant to multiple different antibiotics protozoa in them amoeba in them so a lot of public health consequences

18:20 and a water supply that's been contaminated or likely to be contaminated with waste water. We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die! No, people this is... That summarized everything. We're all gonna die but this is really horrible because these jabronis on the news networks they got nothing better talk about except scare people to keep you occupied and keep your watching we'll have more terror right after these messages And it's like, no! This is not Chernobyl. This is not Three Mile Island These are modern nuclear reactors and yeah they may be busted They may not work anymore You maybe sit with a hunk of building that you can't do much with But its not going to kill people It just not

19:00 This is, you know and but every single expert I mean literally Bill Nye the science guy was on with Don Lemon. If you can get a worse combination of experts on television then i'd be amazed So here's the one little factoid that seems to be left out of this scenario Is who built these reactors? General Electric Where did you hear that? Now I have the article here in fact in 2002 there was a big scandal about these reactors because they had outsourced the maintenance checks and everything, to a subsidiary of General Electric and they'd falsified reports.

19:44 So yeah, there's all kinds of shenanigans going on. Sure Did you hear any anybody on any the network say General Electric only one time? I only heard it once Ah gee let me think I think it was GE Hitachi so it's a consortium G-E-H I only heard at once that was on NBC because they had to and they had to Yeah of course Well, it's also but everyone benefits except for this the poor human resources who got drowned Everyone and you have GE will build new because they're gonna build new reactors. They have to there's no other way But if they do in the meantime The oil industry benefits caching that's nice Yeah Because they got you know gotta keep that the generators going got a power everything up for everybody Everybody benefits from this but just to see the except of people yeah, so I'm saying except for the human resources They get screwed

20:37 But you know just to see all this mongering and immediately all these... And Japan wasn't even asking for money. Like, we just need some helicopters. We need some helicopter pilots You know it's like oh we'll send money the Red Cross to the rescue Please and then my you heard about Microsoft with their retweet challenge No, I didn't hear this. Oh yeah Bing said if you retweet this we'll donate up to $100,000 to help the victims of Japan's earthquake. Hold on a second. Why don't they just give him 100 thousand dollars?

21:16 Because it's a marketing opportunity. Why do you have to go through, jump through hoops to get somebody to give them money? Because it is a marketing opportunity. That's where everyone sees... Yeah that's bull crap! Lady Gaga makes... Unconscionable Yes thank you lady gaga came out immediately with self-designed five dollar wristbands You know like these live strong things yeah she designed it Okay, it's a piece of rubber. A piece of rubber for five dollars to help the poor slaves in Japan by the way that bracelets made in China could be insult be any bigger? All right I think that's...I don't think we need to cover this yet No more will come but I truly do feel horrible you know Miss Mickey was in the Christmas Day tsunami

22:05 the really big one. Oh yeah? So for her it was like a little wacky to see this, you know and she was just on the other side of the river and so she was very very lucky There's a couple things that we could do... kind off topic but kinda interesting little things that happened that you noticed while watching the tsunami especially which is the most if you want say entertaining aspect in this It's amazing how well the Japanese make cars. They all float Yeah, I did notice that you're all floating all over the place. It is like wow it's like I mean if this was an American thing happening they'd all be sunk to the bottom There wouldn't be any cars floating around there floating or upside down their bobbing and weaving they look like you know they looked like Basketballs yeah The other thing was they ditch can these guys keep their office a little less cluttered heck

23:01 Have you noticed these office shots? It's like holy crap how did it get any work I thought my office was a mess. Clean that shit up, clean that up a little bit! It's like they're piled on top of the monitors there's piles and piles of papers and disk boxes...I think you'd actually be amazed if you looked at any office anywhere that put.. I mean what do you think if we had that in America? Our cubicles would collapse in seconds Sorry our cubicles would collapse in seconds. Our cubicle don't have as much junk on them Yeah, I mean do they every everything if you ever go see the movie that I think is the bank dick with WC Fields Where's got this huge pile of papers? And then you know all over the place and he finds things ah yes Any any can just kind of stick his hand in there and kind of guess the date That's my filing system You know it said this was though. I never seen anything quite like it

23:55 Even President Obama took advantage of the situation to send a very clear message. And let me just stress that if people are told to evacuate, do as you are told. Do what your told! Slave shut up! Do what your told! I got the biggest kick out of hearing that. Okay... alright.... I'm sorry uh... my goodness so yes or that was uh... now this of course covered up a couple of julia banks and producers before we get to where were already into the show here i think we should do it yeah let's get some produce we got three producers for this show uh... one executive producer couple associate one member the two eighty six club uh... who's died maybe send no did i don't know i didn't see it but mark meyers said abbeyville south carolina is a member of the two eighty six club without comment

24:44 Our executive producers Josh, Sir Josh Feldman soon to be or he'll be sir later in the show Boston Massachusetts this one's for calling the horrible Japan earthquake in that last show you got the wrong side of the ocean but he said a big one was coming any other predictions to make perhaps ones where we can make some money yeah that's what I'm so i know i suck for that one i suck pick up all companies no where else can i get the news deconstructed this will use the donation double the show number for oh here's a member they will make him ever the two eighty six club times too oh i just i'd just gotta i'm sorry remind me i gotta mentions i've just got a message alright

25:24 so he'll be a member of the two eighty six club times to see we have three oh okay so josh feldman josh feldman and mark myers uh... with this donation i enter knighthood would like to be known as sir frizz around him apparently refers to his haircut uh... continue great work for is in boston freeze surf res an associate exam will make them all as executive producers including margot williams ever uh... for a new actually mark is in the world so that's all they're all going to be executives not associates Yeah, because Josh is a double member of the 286 club so we can make it just the way we feel like. Right on! I'm with you. Right on my man Corvallis Montana William Pfeffer Dear John and Adam i love this show but stop listening about six months ago because they couldn't live with myself i could not live with myself Oh noes! after stealing this show for as long as i did please accept my payment at 222-22 as backpayment for past shows

26:22 I can't wait to start listening again even though you two fight like an old married couple. That's not true, we're like a new married couple. Yes freshly married! And really that is part of the charm. I've picked up on the message you are laying down my routers are broadcasting no agenda and i'm telling people in the choir which what do you want to please de-doosh me and send some karmic love my way. You have been de-dooshed. You got karma. A double shot That's a rare double. I'm starting a new business, we'll be going up against some big boys in the shipping industry FedEx UPS and need all the positive vibes i can get here is an enlightenment Billy P Willow Mountain Enterprises. Yee-haw! We gotta close our executive producer foundation. Oh that's awesome we really appreciate that of course.

27:14 Of course that's the only way this program is funded and stays on the air. We use the money to pay bills, nothing else because otherwise we've got to get a job so I highly appreciate that. A couple of PR initiatives...we haven't had any really good massive things people are doing a lot of domain name forwards which are appreciated some pretty fun ones this week hangontoyourhead.com which I think kind of works. This one is a beautiful chemtrail dot us. Then we have noagendacables dot com

27:54 and I think the absolute winner of the week is Ted Rumsfeld dot com. That is a good one! Now points to noagendershow.com, we highly appreciate that One other mention this just came in from one of our producers who gives me inside info of course One of the most important reasons that the earthquake, the tsunami struck the nuclear plant is you know this was their 40th year time to be decommissioned just in time to cash in on the insurance so that they can go straight back into GE Hitachi to build some new ones. It's also a nice little extra benefit

28:34 so uh... we don't have that kind of benefit here with it and insurance scam going it's the actually at this is very nice but it's a but that's about it i don't think there are our donation signal be rather short today yeah no we didn't get very good response and last show you know you predicted the earth right you call and it was like oh yeah you can predict that if you call it but i'm not gonna send any money now we're gonna send it to japan so thank you mark meyers Sir, frizz Josh Feldman soon to be sir is not officially knighted of course William Pfeffer Not only executive producers but also the only three members of the 286 club It's a completely exclusive Club as you know it's now closed. You could no longer become a member But yeah that

29:17 door is now open for the two eighty seven club donate that amounts to the show and before you play a little uh... d i want to mention that we're going to put in new thing up on the adn divorce dot org slash n a and all the other donation sites including no agenda nation dot com and noagentheshow.com to solicit $300 for the show 300 which is coming up shortly oh that's right it's only what 14 shows or what? And we're going to have a double hit so if you donate three hundred dollars for this for show 300 when this shows then this will probably be posted later today and then we'll send out a mailing to remind people

29:54 you'll get executive producer for that show that when the three hundred comes in and for show three hundred have a special presentation name of everybody who will also be executive producers of show three hundred so you can't get kinda get it double uh... credit if your as i would agree to do with separate show where we thank everybody well this show three hundred were just gonna go into our executive producer in a role out the names but dick but what was they have comments or anything else and it sounds like you haven't had a meeting about the no i'm telling with them just try to explain if you give me did you know if u give us or darts donate or decided joined and i don't know what they call advertising i don't know what the if your giving level is up there

30:35 It's like next week we get $300 from XYZ. Right They get credit for being executive producer of show 280 Oh they get credit for the show but then you still get additional credit on the on Show 300 right so this is a double credit and this is good for your IMDB if you want to like pad it without having that like, you know go broke Alright everybody, you know how to do it. very very good news. Did some slaves finally shut up? The price of a slave has actually collapsed to an historic low over the last two hundred years this is good news did you see this report? Back it up, what did he say? The price of slaves has collapsed to a historic low! You know back in the early 1800's a slave actually cost... I love this report it's just the way people say slave its hilarious right you gotta listen to this

31:59 $40,000 now that's adjusted to today's prices and according to Kevin Bales. He's an expert on modern slavery Yeah, hey how come they didn't call us? We're the experts on modern slavery price for a slave today however is just $90 what I'm blogging watch adjust $90 for a slave Well that's a steal. I'm telling you, I think I should get me two! Spail says the reason for this price collapse is simply one of supply of enslavable people Is this an April Fool's report? What is it?! No, no, it was totally serious! There's too much supply of slaves Basically there has been a massive population boom in many countries particularly in the developing world and because of that slaves are now just disposable commodities

32:52 I'm joking in my slave spit. They're like styrofoam cups you they're very cheap You can buy them very cheaply and use them once you crumple them up you throw him away Talking about slaves are like styrofoam cups seen any slave market around here. Yeah, what are you kidding me? It's actually listen you have no idea what you're talking about slaves everywhere injured that gets sick What's the point of paying for medicine? Just let them die because it's cheaper to buy a new slave or acquire new slaves than it is to treat the ones you've got. A harsh but realistic sentiment. There are people being treated like a commodity, but you know estimates as to the number of slaves in the world do vary anywhere from 10 to 30 million people still anyway cut it's a number that is just too high As for where is happens? The UN says more than half all forced labor is right here In Asia 56% about 1.4 million people and Latin America thats

33:49 coming in at about 10 percent, 250 thousand people. Africa? About the same percentage there. Africa and Middle East coming in about 9 point 2 percent Sub-Saharan Africa also coming in just little bit lower 5 point two percent or about 130 thousand people now the industries that they're involved in well they include prostitution and manufacturing industries you know we might expect slaves be working but there's also slavery in mainstream industries that we wouldn't actually expect like food processing and even health care healthcare the slavery in health care this needs looking you know I have friends this is a UN report and there are many people emailed me the report it came out like a week and a half ago we didn't get to it because you know we only have two shows because again distracted by some of these other things mainly Iraq but then but then or Libya now I'm sorry yeah but then I was so happy to see

34:43 see this report come out because it's just the matter-of-fact way in which this guy is saying that it's hilarious. Yeah, they'd be better presented on Fox where they have some humor yeah so a friend of mine as who I want to remind No Agenda Book Club to put his book on here on the list which is called The Farhood F A R H U D 2010 came out 2010 and this guy is Edwin Black and we've the we've uh... played as if him before a interesting guy yeah well he had known for a long time in here actually did but he's a written best to get a reporter of the highest caliber and he had did a bunch he was telling me once over lunch about about areas in the world where slavery is going on and that a lot island communities and it's uh... sure there's a actual slave markets

35:32 and uh... the whole thing it's called the job market in the u s well i think you have a monster dot com right that's the real slave market true craigslist that's good could catch would get that uh... i think it was cnn actually naive did you find involved in this year then yeah i said all my entertaining is entertaining this time on now seespans season over the weekend they have a lot of these They're not necessarily spooks, but they either work for contractors that do all these reports. It's interesting to listen to these perspectives because this is stuff that I guess don't think anybody is listening and it's not important or whatever.

36:22 but there's a lot of interesting perspectives from guys for example let me get this guys name. I actually do it while you're doing that, i actually do it differently. I'll read a quote somewhere something comes in on noagendanewsnetwork.com and then I'll go looking for the C-SPAN clip on the C-SPAN library because what i like about that is uh... you can search through the transcripts yes so you can send you and sometimes pretty poor because they essentially date they transcribe it after a couple weeks but they use of closed captioning so you could search on that man then you can get to some really good stuff because i did watch another two hours of hillary clinton which was a total waste there's nothing there nothing good nothing bad nothing good

37:03 uh... well you know i go with the serendipity approach as i know their stuff so i'll just sit there and then listen to listen try to listen to try to pay attention and indeed it is that does in a side i did experiment figuring well you know i'll betcha i can find some gold area and i think much anywhere else but he decided to have i'd decide isn't exercise just out of the blue believe me only took me five minutes to get this clip i decided to watch us soap opera All my children on C-SPAN. No, this is I'm just this is an aside Oh a little showing you how that might my way of working extracurricular project So I decide I'm gonna watch the soap opera until like cuz I know there's gonna be some current events There's gonna be something in there That it's going to be a reflection of trying to you know Send a message to the poor hapless housewives that are stuck at home right and I'm thinking what could it be? What?

37:55 possibly what possible current kind of a happening in kind of thing could you find if you listen to all my children this is what I came up with. Caleb, i got your message! I just don't have a lot of time You never do Actually im glad you called me because its something that I wanted run by you. I've been doing alot of thinking lately about Cortland Electronics And I think it's time that we bring our company into the 21st century. I think the answer is in new media. New media? Yeah, of course...I know you haven't gone for a long time but surely you know, of course you know that people are doing everything on the internet now They're shopping and they're reading and booking travel plans and watching TV! I think we need to update our website immediately

38:54 New graphics, new content. Make Cortlandt Electronics much more accessible to the general public not just the techies So what do you think? That's what you wanted to talk me about What is this a repeat from 1982 Yeah, hey what a grand idea we need to update through our website I need that new go to New Media Oh my god and the housewives they got iPhone apps man Housewives are going like what the hell is this? This is completely stupid. So I gotta oh My goodness

39:37 There was one, there was one. I have a little gotcha that i just wanted to throw out there because I thought it was quite hilarious so um this killed me of course this has been completely overshadowed but uh remember never let a good crisis go to waste So our friend Mr Clapper the director of national intelligence this is the same guy who has their foot in his mouth yeah who on a Diane Sawyer interview when she said so how about them terrorists in London today he went what

40:13 What? What are you talking about? Oh, oh that. So now Clapper by the way is not a CIA guy and this is very his back... It's pretty obvious No he precisely he's not a CIA guy so he comes out and he says well Gaddafi's gonna pull through! He's gonna make it This isn't.. And by the way this was not on C-SPAN also not on the website Could not find it anywhere talked about this already. I know but so so and actually we didn't talk about it John We didn't talk about it happened, and we didn't get to doesn't matter if you post it on your blog That's that's why you think we talked about However, this is what's interesting So immediately guys come out and say we need to fire this guy he's horrible He's not on board with the program And then beautiful

41:02 and then this little uh... presidential uh... presidential of memorandum comes out two days ago right in the middle of all this so horrible tsunami stuff and it is the uh... a memorandum as written by president barack obama our succession for the director of national intelligence should he uh... die shit should be become incapacitated and of course it goes down the list uh... you know in order do you get that the deputy director was and and all these guys a look them up i got all the links michelle is also your guys every single person to be able to cut that after the deputy director national intelligence it's uh... next in line as the national counter-terrorism center director

41:50 and then the deputy of the DIA so they put this out you know the guy puts his foot in his mouth again this is third strike, of course. His fourth actually. By the way you should mention that he was given the... He's telling the truth! But he was told to do this. He was told to tell it like it is no matter what and by the way I want to remind anybody out there who's listening in this show whoever who works in a company or large corporation if you're ever given that mandate oh, you can say whatever you want to the boss my doors wide open. Yeah right! Don't believe it No, nothing worked that way But it's just so funny that March 8th, Presidential Memorandum. The designation of officers of the Office of the Director of National Intelligence to act as director of national intelligence

42:36 But... It's a little warning. During any period in which- He shot over the bow. A shot! It's, it's a setup during any period when it's the DNI and the principal deputy director have died? They don't say like, it's like died resigned or otherwise become unable to perform that's nice how about resigned or died no died is first I've died just like if I were clapper I would take been a long vacation then don't get in the hot tub It could be bad for your health. Yeah, the hot tub's a bad idea So there's my prediction You can put money on it I could take that to the bank Clapper is getting died Although he'll probably predicting He's gonna get killed No He's gonna resign He's gonna resign? He can't take it anymore Of course not! He's not allowed too But then for them to put this out like Oh just so you know When the guy goes Here who was next And of course the guys who was next Is that young guy

43:34 What's his name? Michael Lightner. He is the guy that is next, he is a former spook. If they wait long enough they can put Eric Schmidt in there. Wow! There you go! The spot just opened up didn't it? Yeah Interesting I like that one. We're still waiting to see where he winds up Well, he's at commerce now but that won't last He's not at commerce! He didn't get nominated Yeah, he did No, he didn't I thought he did Candidate, candidate Oh okay well... He'll be in Maybe they'll move him over to this I think this would be good for him Well we were gonna make him this but now we're gonna make him that because this guy is quick and can't take it anymore cause he's actually telling the truth Telling it like it is Yeah are you crazy? Hey hey You out of your mind? Telling people the truth

44:24 That's not good. So anyway, back to my... so I ran into some interesting uh spookish information that was floating around C-SPAN by these guys who they're all write books and that nobody reads except agencies. Except other agents but uh they were just getting a little taste of Apparently the head of the CIA said there's 50 Al-Qaeda and there was this very interesting debate going on. But here, just play slamming the CIA so you can get kind of a taste of how these guys operate when they're in public today. How it will turn out no one knows. There are a lot of very dangerous possibilities I'll just make one comment about fifty al Qaeda with all due respect to the director of central intelligence

45:09 I've been engaged in the business of counting insurgents and terrorists for some 35 years. Like sheep? One terrorist, two terrorists three terrorists... We don't have a clue! And anyone who says they know how many there are is either bluffing or something worse Al-Qaeda is a lot more complex problem than 50 individuals and I wish that the United States government would get out of the business body counts we learned in Vietnam That's not very helpful and get into the business of thinking about our enemy in a more flexible way Flexible, what does that mean? I don't know flexible way. I have no idea But this is a guy named Bruce Rydell who'd former spook well Not it's hard to say but he did a book called deadly embrace about the Afghan war or something and

46:08 anyway he had a couple interesting things that I think are worth playing spins out of control Taliban concept is a friend China and Pakistan this is really interesting okay here we go does and they have their own strategic imperatives the Chinese actually have a lot more influence in Pakistan than the US although they take our money but the influence is really coming from China. They call them the all-weather friends. What, the all weather friends? Yeah and they guys immediately agreed apparently that Chinese... That's right! He said that's right?! That's right there are their all weather friends and he explains it now I didn't know any of this. And China has does look at the US as a quasi adversary and they look at India as a quasi adversary and i'm wondering whether they have a vested interest in actually creating some

47:01 instability or encourage like just today's New York Times a story that they funded and gave the technology for a nuclear reactor to make bombs Wow! Just now in the... The Chinese did that? Yeah, do you know that? No I thought we did. I thought we gave him all that stuff Apparently the Chinese are right to this day selling them nukes plants to make bombs Right on In this world of non-proliferation and all this other stuff They're encouraging the Pakistanis to build nuclear bomb material. We know that Hillary Clinton said, you know China is our competitor Yeah This is it What's your take on the Iranian and Chinese? And do you discuss in the book or is it focused on... Thanks Briefly You characterize China quite rightly From Pakistan's perspective they are all while their friend

47:54 If we're the fair weather friend, they are taller than the Himalayas and deeper than the Indian Ocean. In practice while they've given Pakistan a lot of weapons and nuclear reactors in design for its bomb in every clutch situation the Chinese haven't done anything more that we have China's short answer is China isn't quasi rivalry with us and with India but it also in relationship with us and India which is economic cornucopia Cornucopia or cornacopia? Well, apparently cornea. Cornea! It's on your eye and China is trying to figure out how to balance all of this together so for me the high road here is try get the Chinese to row with us in this they don't want a jihadist state Pakistan they don't want to see you Indian economy suffer devastating blow because their investing in the Indian economy now tricky hard-to-do

48:56 but something that we can do. Iran is a more difficult partner, the short version is in Afghanistan since 2001 Iran has largely been a supporter of what we want to do because they hate the Taliban The trick here is somehow segue off their relatively positive pursuits in Afghanistan from so many other things where we have very serious disagreements with them That's a very tricky diplomatic problem to pursue. My God, John! That is so incredibly boring. It is. How can you sit through all that? It wasn't easy. Oh my goodness... But anyway the thing we did know already that Iran was

49:50 you know this is why i want to bet on this by the way because i knew this that iranians and us were in bed regarding the uh... relationship to the taliban and uh... we do what talk about it even though she workers a lot of threats or gonna bomb around when i do this we're going to do that right hand dot that was never gonna happen because they're actually allies with us asap get our friendly and and by the way goldman sachs saxon city bank of all got big buildings there they've got banks their and so uh... so we know this is going on but at the same time i think that we also had a clip some mom maybe a few months ago where there's an iranian got intelligence guy going on about how you know it was incredibly stupid the way we were going about making friends with the taliban they didn't like that all in and it stems from the fact of the hate to tell about your in every way shape and form now as it has a kind of animal or people totally stay for this middle eastern analysis but to go to another guy

50:45 which it kind of a relates to the iranian situation this guy james robin from the uh... he's an international relations professor at the national defense university does have a funny accent that makes it good but is definitely wrote a book on every kind of re-analysing the vietnam war this is how really wonky some of these guys are But he made an interesting commentary on, and I think this is coming right out of the intelligence agencies. are all on board with this particular commentary on 4chan which is down on the list there odd commentary on 4chan, which I thought was really interesting that he would say this. Does everyone know what 4chan is? Yeah 4chan is one of these groups that I think they're either part of or stem from or associated with... You're doing it all wrong! 4chan dot com is a essentially huge message board which doesn't store anything and everything goes

51:44 So you can't do a takedown request because by the time you put the request in whatever's up there is gone. It is an amazing source for porn, but I think what you're going to say is that this could possibly also be a meeting place for a lot of the so-called anonymous group. Exactly! Hi Dr Robbins I'm really interested in a contemporary sense of... Hold on a second, stop. Stop! Just as a little background this is a talk on the Vietnam War now why this particular question and answer took place is kind of beyond me but I think it was just to send a message throughout whatever community listens to this crap

52:23 I'm really interested in a contemporary sense about your comments regarding 4chan, the hacker network's attack on the Iranian nuclear program. That that's already like such a misnomer but okay and kind of the feedback from that from a private internet association and affecting a nation in that way? Stuxnet and the attack on the Iranian nuclear program, it's fantastic. It's great! I mean these people are geniuses whoever did it. How did they get it inserted into the network? Doesn't everyone know this was Israeli intelligence and Americans who did this that don't know this still?!

53:08 They're saying that for channeling kiddies. I'm just playing the clip. I'm just saying script kitties did this please really just a screwy You know how they do the whole thing? I was reading about it, and it's it's just amazing And it's a great example of the way to use tools other than force to try to reach the conclusions that you want. I mean, there are a lot of war games dealing with how could Israel bomb the Iranian nuclear program like they did in Iraq or in Syria and somehow knock it out that way but they're deeply underground and they might just slow them down would they destroy it? But here they figured out whoever did it figured out a way to get inside their system

53:55 and just completely mess them up. So, okay so that was an interesting clip now I don't want to keep going on but I'm gonna play one more. And this one here is just to give some people some insight into the fact that we have to get out of Afghanistan but the fact that when we get out nothing's gonna change and i just wanna play this one clip again from his other guy from this Bruce Rydell character on the Taliban concept as friend and then I won't bore us any longer The Pakistani government in the 1990s did not create the Afghan Taliban, but they were the midwife to its creation. The Pakistani army believes to this day that the Afghan Taliban is an asset for them. That sooner or later the Americans are going to leave Afghanistan and there will be a struggle for influence there and their biggest asset is the Afghan Taliban Up until a year ago or so ago, they believed victory was in sight

54:56 they were going to win in Afghanistan. We were going to pull out, hold on to your asset if you think they're about to win but over the course of the last decade the Pakistani Taliban has also... sorry, the Afghan Taliban has also given birth to a mini-me, the Pakistani Taliban which targets the government of Pakistan so the Pakistani military has an extraordinarily difficult job of trying to parse the difference

55:33 They are still convinced the best way to deal with this is to fight those who are your enemy and use those who are your asset for the future. The United States, in a very American way of course says do more! You gotta take the entire thing down. Pakistanis look at us and say you're hopelessly naive first of all you won't be here when push comes to shove we'll be on our own secondly we need these people We want to continue to have relationships with them I'm glad i got up an hour early for that fair weather friends yes well if you don't have any we can just do real news from now on if you only find these kinds of insights it's very interesting is just not dynamic speakers thats why i wish they'd like these guys are terrible and in their night date did not only not dynamic speakers and by the way here's another book people should put on the book club list how to read

56:33 I'm sorry, not how to read. You can't read the title! That's a good book too...I don't have it here It says How To Speak and How To Listen by Adler Actually i have to say these are the types of things that you will never ever hear anywhere and of course this is all on the news This is what your giving levels are all about people John and I in this case, John sat through a lot uh... yet to get these little bits in these nuggets of information because you never get any of this and all we get is like that's kind of our news here at the fact it goes like this that's how i found out television only did he was a prepare people for the fact that be you know there's fair weather friend uh... china

57:26 China or they're the good with them again. China is our all-weather friend all weather friend and fair weather friends I mean, we just got to know that so we don't get stunned Or shocked when O'Reilly gets all worked up about the fact that were leaving Afghanistan in the Taliban took it over again Of course, the Iranians will be pissed at us. Yeah, that'll cause another problem You know this whole thing is a mess So I spent some time watching the competition in the new media wars according to that horrible woman Hillary Clinton who used to be wife of and now runs the show. Oh you're talking about we were talking about Al Jazeera? No actually Russia Today, Russia Today which is the worst thing on the air!

58:11 There was a little gem there, brought on this guy... I gotta stop you. Did you know that Tom Hartman moved his show to Russia today? Thumb really? Thumb? Well Max Keiser's on there too, a lot of people are on that but it's like Alex Jones, you don't listen for him, listen for the guest So they had Anthony Wilde on who has, what is it? He has like the wild beast or some kind of publication. But he actually put into words something that I've been kind of tracking regarding the Revolution 2.0! Revolution 2.0! In fact...I should probably play this first. Wal Gonen, The Google executive who

58:57 Who supposedly is the leader of a guy? Yeah, so in the midst of all so they have a TED at Cairo conference It's a Ted X which means it this one of these things you basically license and you can do it. So yeah Ted Cairo explain what Ted is to people who don't know. Oh, geez everyone who listens show knows what Ted is Technology entertainment design oh I thought it was Ted Rumsfeld yes no It's where the all the elites go to hang out and play with each other and fiddle fiddle with each others private parts And so he was coming in via satellite from TEDx or maybe just a video from TEDx and they played this at TED Just listen to it then I'll get into that with this Anthony Wilde stuff

59:38 This is revolution 2.0 No one was a hero, no one was a hero because everyone was a hero Everyone have done something We all use Wikipedia If you think of the concept of Wikipedia where everyone is collaborating content and at the end of the day your belt the largest encyclopedia in the world. From just an idea that sounded crazy, you have the largest encyclopedia in the world! Crazy I tell ya! And in the Egyptian revolution, the Revolution 2.0, everyone has contributed something small or big they contributed something to bring us one of the most inspiring stories in the history of mankind... OF ALL MANKIND!!!

1:00:28 of all mankind never before seen. Okay, so where does this propaganda come from? Because clearly this guy is an asset of something Oh yeah And um... So I've been tracking this uh... alliance of youth movement Now the Alliance of Youth Movement Uh it's actually they had a conference last year and the reason why, here's how I stumbled upon this. i started seeing these signs with the fist you know what im talking about kind of the square? yeah there is a fist. And Im like I've seen this before so why are these fists showing up in North Africa and this is actually the symbol of the alliance of youth movement and then i stumble across this guy Anthony Wilde who says the following about uh... the alliance of youth movement and the uprising

1:01:15 sorry the uprisings in North Africa there in Zurich well we hear a lot about the anti-Qaddafi forces but we actually know next to nothing about who they are what do you make of them? Who do you think are their leaders? Well, the leaders... There's quite a bit of speculation as to actually who is pulling the strings of what's happening in Libya. For example, the UK Telegraph recently ran a piece which talked about the Alliance for Youth Movement. Which is an effort that was formed in the United States by Jared Cohen who was former top advisor to both Condoleezza Rice and Hillary Clinton

1:01:57 in the State Department and he, along with the support of the State Department formed The Alliance for Youth Movements and their affiliated website called movements.org What's important about this is that organization has its stated mission along with several multinational corporations who sponsor the organization Its mission is to provide a conduit, a training so-to speak platform for instruction of how to organize and prepare for let's say electronic driven protests or communications revolutions like the ones we're seeing driven in Libya today. And there is a heavy footprint

1:02:36 involved in both the sands of tunisia as well as egypt and now in libya with uh... with this organization so there's a direct tie-in to the u.s state department here is a matter fact in two thousand nine hillary clinton gave the keynote address speech in mexico city for this organization so So that would be an example of a foreign organization that seems to have some leadership influence on the ground in Libya. Okay, well then the Russians would come out. Yeah okay the Russians are blowing the lid off of it. Exactly but then I figured... Of course they are! We're in competition with them Hillary Clinton said so So then of course i go to their website and this is the pre-message that Hillary Clinton put on there site before she went to do the keynote

1:03:26 And it sounds like she's on coke. She's reading the she's reading this off a prompter, and she's like not taking her time She's speaking. Oh, she's doing the one word at a time. No. It's like a total cokehead listen to what she says though I want to congratulate all of you who have come to Mexico City in person and online To be part of this groundbreaking summit now. This is sped up no no no no it's not I watched it three times. It's a video, it is not sped up she is just on coke She keeps the... there are no pauses in the words Tues-tues, telling it this is someone who's out of it. Yeah yeah yeah I buy it. Generation of citizen activists who are using the latest technological tools to catalyze change build movements and transform lives and I hope this conference provides an opportunity for you to learn from each other and discover the tools and techniques that will open new doors for activism and empowerment when you return home

1:04:29 All over the world young people like you are driving progress. In Colombia, two young college graduates fed up with violence in their country Fed Up! used Facebook to organize 14 million people into the largest anti-terrorism demonstrations in history. In Iran we saw young people using Twitter and YouTube to communicate with each other and the world So these guys have bought into this social crap right? Oh yeah totally And I noticed that movements.org site is all in facebook blue Yeah. Crackdown designed to keep them silent and in India a 14 year old high school student from Mumbai used social networking to link together half-a-million people who sought solidarity and support in the aftermath of the November 2008 terrorist attacks you've all traveled unique paths to get here today, you come from different cultures and countries and speak different languages

1:05:24 but you all share a common commitment to engaging with the world, to using every tool at your disposal to bring people together to solve problems. And that makes you the kind of leaders we need as we work to meet the challenges and seize the opportunities of the 21st century. Governments can't do it alone. Citizens, organizations, businesses universities, everyone with a stake in our shared future must take responsibility for shaping it. That's what we call 21st century statecraft. So thank you for being on the front lines of progress and I can't wait to see what all of you do next. We'll do some more official meddling by our government now just an aside I have an aside clip that kind of relates to this

1:06:07 again it's that guy from the national defense university making this interesting little commentary out of the blue uh... in the clip is called spins out of control almost as if there's a you know we do it we do believe on this show that there's a visit interagency right but be come you know kind of battling going on between cia the government and military intelligence and all the rest of it and this little clipped he the way says that it's almost as though what's going to happen kinda thing when I heard it and uh... it relates to what they're trying to pull off over here in the state department Nice way to clip off the mic. Thank you. Now, the turmoil seems to be worldwide not just in Middle East we have North Korea etc and what sort of responsibility do you put on the current administration for the world seeming to be in an upheaval? Oh

1:07:05 I don't know if I could blame the current administration for everything that's going on. Of course, some in the current administration want to take credit for it that they somehow had inspired people for hope and change in the Middle East or something like that We'll see what the outcome is of all of this. If it turns profoundly negative, it will be interesting if they keep taking credit for it once it spins out of control. Once it spins out of control? Not like IF, no, ONCE because it's coming! well this is very interesting uh... john thank you that actually does time very nicely because we had a pretty good conversation on thursday about how all of this is coming together of course uh... it moves everybody who listens to the show to pull up google earth once in awhile and take a look at the positions of these countries if you look at egypt beneath that as libya and underneath that we have a george clinton's territory which is a sudan and uh... george clinton he's are right on cue

1:08:08 First shocking pictures of burned villages in Sudan. He's got him, he's bringing them to you! This is why I know America didn't set off the tsunami in Japan because they've got their own thing They want this pipeline to go from north all the way to southern Africa So uh... The Project Enough would like actor George Clooney To the atrocities against civilian populations in Sudan first shocking pictures have been presented by George Clooney from the satellite Sentinel project It's like some really unclear picture there showing uh... uh... showing it is like you can't see anything but some arrows. Okay and uh... well just before we jump in, So off air because if we always forget when we talk about something off-air We know that Matt Damon Ben Affleck is in the Congo right and we were talking about who would be in Uganda or Kenya cause we need a celebrity

1:09:06 Right, and let me give a little more background on this. We've decided... we're gonna do this now, we're going to do this live... A live prediction! We already did it but the fact that I want to add a couple of more dimensions to this. We have decided or concluded again based on you know these kind of general things that we keep seeing over and over again It's all about oil that they keep right that they keep one of their their their start whoever they are or are now using celebrities as frontman for for movements because the public is especially american public is so stupid that we unless it's like you know george cluny telling us to do something we don't have anything that's a great way to set up john and it's also because we don't

1:09:45 buy the weapons of mass destruction gig anymore we already fell for that one so by the way over the weekend or I can be was either may was on Friday they didn't have the biography channel had a running series of biographies right in a row i've never seen this before and it would include I think I missed one which I believe was was Ben Affleck all the Ocean's Eleven guys Well, they had no yeah well kind of Yeah actually they had Ben Affleck then they had Matt Damon and then they had George Clooney Then they had Brad Pitt and then they finish it with Cameron Diaz Interesting who we can't leave out of this. No she no no you need a guy with muscle I agree I'm arguing I'm just saying she's she can show up And and I do have one clip from the match

1:10:30 Damon biography which drops a few names in there even though it's not the one we finally concluded but it is interesting to listen to this short clip of this from this Matt Damon biography on all these you know what's going on and get people kinda jacked up about these people representing uh... the government. But Mat knows that there's more to life than being a handsome actor He is involved in several charities including Not On Our Watch, an aid organization he co-founded with Ocean's costars George Clooney Don Cheadle and Brad Pitt. Their goal is to focus attention on social crimes committed

1:11:07 in Darfur, in Africa. Don, Brad, Matt and I have all been last year been around that region there it's something that has been an important part of a lot us on this panel lives for the last few years given our individual interest what was going on there It seemed like we'd be remiss if didn't try to redirect some those resources towards something that is life-and-death struggle Anyway, so after the show on Thursday after we brought this up again I remember Newsweek magazine George Clooney's literally in there. It's like you know the new celebrity ambassadors because people don't buy it anymore From a ugly people we don't buy anything from ugly people and he only liked good-looking people We got you know like it was Obama He's too busy doing other stuff You can't be everywhere even though there's two of them

1:12:00 So we need some of these celebrities and we need the right kind of guy who's set up that way. And we went through a whole list, like Harrison Ford no he shot you know... He already tried him and it was wrong. Doesn't work doesn't work Bono? No way! Bono has like has no credibility. Yeah people don't like him anymore. Then I hit upon it because someone who has the Africa connection, particularly the southern region and it's so obvious it is Leonardo DiCaprio. It's so obvious! Yeah, he has to be brought into the club. Now I don't see that he's... does he work with these guys because they seem to be... Well yes, well he was in kind of a group you know? He is elevated... We also have to say we eliminated people, we should mention them, we eliminated Johnny Depp. Yeah too stinky! Well it doesn't count on the guy No, he won't do it. We thought about Robert Downey Jr

1:13:00 But too much in you know, too much baggage. Too much baggage. Too much luggage. Too much in the backpack yeah and we've thought of we tried some other people and we eliminated them and the guy who really comes to the fore is DiCaprio yeah and he also was hanging out with Putin not too long ago. And he was right how do you get it? How does a guy who's an actor get him meeting with Putin? Yeah well this is like Clooney, Clooney is hanging out with the president and oh speaking of such very very interesting You know I watch WWW every single week you know what that stands for don't ya

1:13:42 No, what the West Wing week? Oh yes a continuing soap opera brought to you by the White House blog people and So who's our president hanging out with he's hanging out with Melinda Gates. She's on the plane You know they're traveling around Oh yeah, Bill did a speech recently which I have the entire thing recorded and he says in there that he was jealous because Melinda got to ride on Air Force One before he did. Right! Well you know what? It's because he didn't show up at that Silicon Valley meeting and that president is like oh yeah? You nerd! I'm just gonna take your wife! Watch this, I'll take her for a ride! He got his right! I've gotta sweet ride!

1:14:23 so um... uh... the uh... that it leads to horrible jill ard from get more nation down under yes i i would actually had a couple clips i decide there is she talk about boring well suppose so that everyone's up and over first of all she's just frightening woman as everyone's up in arms because she literally said in uh... inter campaigning speeches and debates at no carbon taxes And now she, and I have the clip if you want it's not that interesting. She says there will be no carbon tax and now she saying hey let's price carbon! Everyone is freaking out like you said NO! Then she actually has the audacity to say well if you didn't understand what I meant we would have carbon taxes then something wrong with your ears. This literally so blatant. So incredibly blatant. That woman is frightening right?

1:15:17 So she comes to visit the president to talk about, you know... No doubt. You know I'm expecting a forked tongue to come out of her mouth! She's totally reptilian. So she comes to the White House and they go on the road and there are so many things going on in this clip The title of the episode is 15 Second Law Class Like, these guys are so nuts. And uh... So they're going to visit a couple of schools and the first thing that happens is- Oh my- By the way she mentioned this I don't know did you watch her give her joint speech? Yes yes of course i did. Of course. Yeah yeah

1:15:54 Is she speaking English? Prime Minister Gillard quizzed the kids on their knowledge of Australian geography and the kids tested both leaders' knowledge of American history. How many of these presidents can you name around here? So, okay so they're in a classroom and they have all the presidents on the wall and that kid says how many of the presidents can you pick out because of course this is what the kids get taught in school. You know, there's still that's a...you know these are our leaders and here's who this was who's or this was And what do you think our brilliant president comes up with? That's Lincoln. And that's Washington on Tuesday.

1:16:38 He does Lincoln and Washington. Really? The only two anyone, the only two that's on... I could do all of them! I'm sure you could it is the only two that are on the test to become a citizen is Lincoln and it's like ha ha ha ha yeah I know. That's a good one. O'Reilly should steal that from me but then they go now this is very interesting so what was our president supposedly as an academic he was a professor love constitutional law exactly So, luckily he goes to visit a class of scholars studying to be lawyers and he pulls it out. He says well you know I was like

1:17:19 professor of constitutional law and listen to how they've edited his proof that he was a constitutional law professor. Today, March 8th President Obama was joined by Melinda Gates co-chair of the gates foundation and Secretary of Education Ernie Duncan on a visit to Tech Boston Academy in Boston Massachusetts It's a biotech class where they're learning about college really college biology The president visited some classrooms and spoke to students and faculty about the shared responsibility that government, businesses, philanthropists and communities have to promote innovative education strategies that will prepare American students to compete in a 21st century economy. The president also fell back on his old role as a teacher of constitutional law. Now you gotta listen... Remember we don't know- Can this guy talk any faster? No he's great He's auditioning for the voiceover for the Kardashians

1:18:10 So, um... Now we don't know what the president actually said but this is how they edited it. The President also fell back on his old role as a teacher of constitutional law. What? Did you hear that, what they did? Are you kidding me?! You didn't edit that!? No! This is how it's edited in the show. In his little show It's terrible So what was the case? What did the court say? That's good, you got it Listen again What would they say? What was their reason? Do you agree with them? Um yeah I do See? They even said Wow That's law school class right there Wow

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1:27:23 Helpers? Producers. They're helping us. Helpers! What is that, the producers dude?! and producers. Dude! They're producers, and we appreciated the giving levels are a little off uh... I'm quite frankly surprised because i think we did it well you know what? We were just wrong with that the numbers do not lie this is not like a rating system but if people aren't supporting us then we're not doing something right so John will have a meeting after the show we'll see if we can figure out how to get the solution on this show more Bieber well you know we had the teaser for Bieber On the last show. Yeah, and we never played the Bieber clip oh that's uh Well, it was probably what cost us let me Wait a minute I don't want to take any risks I have what was the name of the clip from last week show We had a Bieber clip said no it was a teaser. I got it. I uploaded HLN teaser

1:28:20 That was the teaser. Yeah, but what was the clip? We didn't give me the clip! The clip is on here it's uh... where is it I don't see a Bieber clip Layton show is the big story late and show clip. Oh, okay here We go everybody out to the biggest star showdown to hit Hollywood in ages I'm talking lesbians versus Justin Bieber There's an angry revolt brewing among some lesbian fans of the pop singer or baby ends as they're called over his new haircut the site lesbians who look like Justin Bieber features pictures sent in by women who resemble the teen popstar a

1:28:57 Now, the site's creator says there is big backlash today against Bieber's new look. Danielle Owens-Reed is the founder of Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber She joins me from Boston for a ShowBiz Newsmaker interview Am I talking to Danielle or am I talking to Justin Bieber? I want to say flat out, i like his new haircut. I cut it. I want it. Danielle why are the BBN's as you call them not responding to or copying the new hairdo? Here is a thing we're never going to no love Justin Bieber but its kind of like a silent treatment anchor you know

1:29:38 I'm not gonna cut my hair just because you do. This is my hair, I still look the way that you looked a couple of years ago and i'm going to go with it Yeah now his haircut kind of looks like Ellen Degeneres's safe to say Ellen likes the do um beepers a young guy You know she's also a lesbian 17 he's going to have a lot of different hairstyles daniel the question for your site is do you think that you and your? Bb ends are going to have to change your locks along with Bieber to really stay true fans well honestly I think it's probably like a generational thing You know like his hair now is getting more like Ellen so we can get some of the lesbians who look like Ellen and as He gets older. It's kind of like

1:30:18 that one blog old men who look like lesbians it's like they're always gonna be people who relate that I can put up you know? I have never heard of these blogs but now i know! This is what gets in the dough yeah it's it's Beavers versus Bieber so you got to have the way...I gotta play the jingle for a second And now, back to real news. So here's the laugh This is the general dumb chick on television laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Wait Mickey can do it better. Mickey come here! It's like Holly, The Kardashians You got this... Pay attention now. Ah shit Mickey! Mickey!! She'll be in a second she has a 30-second delay That that's the laugh that is the

1:31:16 Every dumb chick on television laughs. I don't care if you're lesbian or not that's how they all laugh is horrendous So anyway, so that's what that brings in the big dough right personally? I think that programming your mind works a little better to Borac org slash and Come here come here do it do it do it You can do it really well do it Yeah, that's good Wow All right. Happy birthday to James Jimmy Woods He turned 40 on the 28th That's from your lovely wife Elizabeth McCarthy happy birthday from her and from your buddies here at the no agenda show And then we might as well do this one too so oh I'm sorry did I cut you

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1:32:47 And quickly play woman happy about everybody one more time. Oh, I should have that one on cue shouldn't either should be yes standby ready? Excited and so thankful for everybody and like I say thank you for everybody that has participated in this because it couldn't have been done without everybody What is that from? It came out over the weekend. This is I guess the mom of some lost, apparently there's a couple people lost in the mountains they were what do you call it snowmobiling and they were gone for three days and then they found them so that they put the mic on her trying to get the crying mom and she comes out with this and i just said this is too good! This is generic

1:33:42 Oh boy. So now that we're all nice and uplifted, let me bring you down again as I was watching Fox Business News the Fox business news channel which apparently i'm the only guy watching the fox business news channel there's a couple others they have about 40-50 people okay well I mean good company so they've got to former Goldman Sachs guy on and you'll like him John do you know Charles Nenner from ninner ninner? Ninner ninner. He's a cyclist as in cycles you know like one of my yeah one of your dudes and he has a theory and I wanted to check and see if you buy into his theory, he's talking about the markets so he is a former Goldman guy so you think he is kind on the inside although I don't know what happens if your former Goldman guy and then he says well the Dow Jones

1:34:28 is going down to five thousand this is how bad the crash is going to be and the reason well he's about to tell you what the reason is. Five decades but what do think I'm not so sure people would buy your totally bearish dropping of 5,000 but that question they think they might have his what we trigger it would've been oil shock with inflation interest rates spike or what? Last time was on this only network that is yes uh... it was from London they kind of finish it depressed, so I don't want to depress you but i also do war and peace cycles. And it shows that we're going to have a major war starting the end 2012-2013 and I think that's gonna do it. A major war cycle ending 2012 2013? That will do it! That's gonna do it he says Well when you follow cycles you follow all the cycles in my war cycle actually is 2020

1:35:23 And that's when you have the major war. I mean, you might have some skirmishes but i'm not seeing that Okay well then we're safe! I do believe he is right about the Dow going to 5 000 Really? Well there's something we can invest in That would be in 2013 We can invest in that What would we buy ETFs or something like this You could buy some ETF shorts and they basically have shorts and there are double ETFs and triples There are no triples...I don't like the triples They're a little risky The doubles are risky enough I like the triplets But anyway now yeah this is you know since it's just one of some to think about so i by the way do have one last middle east thing if you're gonna bring in cashier obama press conference is a little piece information here at that was kind interesting what you hear the peace and i think is interesting cut the clip as a rest of his blather but uh... see five let's see if i trip over it somebody's other uprights there's been a careful consideration not to take sides let the living

1:36:21 let the people in those countries make this decision but in this case it does seem we have taken sides so what's the red line? Well first of all, let's take a look at what we've already done. Now where is this from? Is this questions after the press conference? This was a question and answer press conference that took place just I think on Friday He's sitting down for this right? No no he's standing up Oh okay alright my first priority obviously was getting out uh... american citizens and embassy personnel out of libya we got that done the very next day but we had already instituted the largest financial seizure of assets in our history and well at exit no while it while the largest in history in what a story what so it's true than the seventy billion or whatever

1:37:14 the largest wow play it again is just like I when he said this is like I'm surprised you didn't get a gasp from the audience. Some of these other uprisings there's been a careful consideration not to take sides let the Libyan, let the people in those countries make this decision but in this case sorry we've gone too far so what what's the red line? Well first of all lets take a look at what we've already done uh... my first priority obviously was getting out american citizens and embassy personnel out of libya we got that done the very next day we had already instituted the largest financial seizure of assets in our history it's just unbelievable, we are all so excited and thankful for everybody. And like I say thank you for everybody that has participated in this because they couldn't have been done without everybody. Hillary Clinton jumping in there

1:38:09 She sounds very, just remotely like Hillary Clinton. We've got to slip that in on a Clinton speech. Thanking Barack there for participating. So I was floored when i heard that A.) we already complained about this on the show is what right does Switzerland have to freeze all of his money and Switzerland but meanwhile what right do we have to grab all these assets, what did they declare war on the United States? I mean what exactly... What prompts this? Well you recall- Can they do this at any time they want? Well it was a presidential executive order. Was it not?

1:38:47 Well I would assume so. But can you just do that? Can the president is such a dictator now that he can just like all of this stuff? Dude, dude! The President can take you American citizen and kill you if he calls you a terrorist So what are you talking about yeah i think you can take your money too Like hey your terrorist...I can kill you! So they took the biggest amount from anybody ever under what and what was the rationale for that Uhhhhh... It's cool to have someone else's money? Yeah. Well that's it, you got it! Nailed it! Right?! I mean how hard can it be!?

1:39:24 I'm still reading the periodic review of individuals detained at Guantanamo Bay Naval Station Poussouant. It's still there, idiots! Poussouant. No, Poussouant. Well let me just see it was um...I'm looking at it now....it was uh... When was this? Was it February when he did this? i don't know i can remember all of us are looking at the pages worth its executive yes an executive order libya here we go february twenty fifth two thousand and so executive order is uh... as i like a memorandum was like a memo as like that the whole deal uh... i find carnal muammar qaddafi with acute his government and close associates have taken extreme measures against people of libya including by using weapons of war mercenaries and wanton violence

1:40:14 wanton but what's one time violence wanted wanted a wanton that's at those like uh... dish it sounds like soup what's wanting what you know just out of control crazy okay against unarmed civilians i further find that there is a serious risk that libya state assets will be misappropriated by qaddafi members of his government members of his family or close associates if those assets are not protected the foregoing search for protected as a good this is you can't make that you cannot make this stuff up by the way predicting before going circumstances the prolonged attacks and increase numbers of libyans seeking refuge in other countries which is not true it's not libyan sits like people who were there slaves never run away have caused a deterioration in the security of libya imposes serious risk to its stability

1:41:07 thereby constituting an unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security and foreign policy of the United States. And I hereby declare a national emergency, to deal with that threat." interesting huh? I didn't know that. It's a national emergency i didn't hear that on CNN did you? I didn't hear that anywhere all property and interests in uh... in property yeah, all property an interest in property that are in the united states but hereafter come within the united states or that are or hereafter come within possession or control of any United States person including any overseas branch, the following persons are blocked and may not be transferred paid exported withdrawn otherwise dealt in. Holy crap! How come there wasn't a front page headline in New York Times saying national emergency declared? Yeah all your base belong to us is what this is uh... and then it goes then as a whole bunch of stuff about basically we're taking at all but this would also mean that uh... any bank

1:42:11 The assets are frozen. I wonder what happened, you know? How they do that technically and how they actually do it. Do they just like send a note or do they block it in the computer or how does that work? We should find out we must have a couple of Goldman guys to listen to this show Well the Secretary of Treasury in consultation with Secretary of State, great Hillary and Timmy is hereby authorized to determine that circumstances no longer warrant the blocking of the property interest in person below listen to an extra order take necessary action to give so basically it's a team me and hillary who are in charge of it so they get to take the money and they get to to shell out whoever they think it's appropriate to unbelievable yeah nobody picks up on this case a national national emergency for the national emergency nobody mentions national urgency

1:43:05 This is the word of the day. Wanton violence in Libya! Have you ever heard anyone use that word, wanton? Yeah Really? Yeah I've never heard it...wanton You hear it now You hear it here first WANTON IS THE WORD OF THE DAY IN LIBYA So do you know why everything's blue on Facebook? Zuckerberg's colorblind Oh really? He only really sees blue. I'll give you a little Hot Pocket action for that! It's true, it's a fact he is colorblind. Let me see... I did have a couple other things here that i should- well we should probably talk about the

1:43:55 the uh... naked body scanners going back for testing yeah as is good this is a good one we get my more emails on this than anything yet it's the most email to the day once you run it down for us well apparently what's happened somebody deterred looked at the reports of this t s a has been filing about because they have to check these x-ray machines which is kinda surprises me that they're doing anything and there's some people did the calculation they were the calculations on the amount of radiation is off its wrong two thousand it's like a thousand times what this is really all in the in a it's like to the math is bad the reports are sketchy the whole things a message so somebody ever got who will put was it's a lady guys getting at these reports no order and so that he has his own just abuse is the bookkeeping error everything's fine

1:44:41 It's like a book, they literally said that didn't they? Bookkeeping error. Uh... Sorry. So they're gonna go back and test them again these things are out of control they're probably irradiating the TSA people Well that's why-that's why their not using em I mean this is totally Don't look over here! Nothing to see here! Ooh look at that Just a rounding error That's probably why they're not using them because I know yeah, i've flown quite a bit recently and every time we go to the airport. I'm always going through the Magnetometer and the thing other thing they're sitting there They maybe run somebody through it once in a while but it's rare. I don't know um Yeah

1:45:22 Also, the TSA is about to unionize. Did you know that? It's about time! Yeah although I don't think they'll have collective bargaining rights No not the federal guys won't allow that but at least they'll be able to wear the radiation tags and realize That they've been killing themselves on this job it was ten times it wasn't it wasn't a thousand times ten times something like what ten times seems like A lot yeah when there were you know when you have reports like we had on the show where we clip people saying well It's like using a cell phone Well actually I had from last week, let me just bring up...I think i have it. Last week's show one of the clips I had that one of the executives from the company that makes them and he was on some...it wasn't NPR It was like The Economist or something there is some kind of web radio show and then he was saying something like uh... you want to hear this for a second? Might as well do this Andreas Kotowski

1:46:22 I'll have to fast forward a little bit through the opening intro on the economy. So he's talking about how safe these things are. The following podcast is sponsored by Oppenheimer Funds. That's a podcast, we will shuttle fast forward! ...success to work... Shut up! We're very successful for the last 40 years but now that terrorists have apparently chosen to take explosives in underwear and in shoes there needs to be a procedure to prevent that from happening otherwise it will happen again. The Economist All right so now he's going to talk about how safe they are which is just hilarious what he uses as comparison. This is the economist should you be worried about the new full body scanners also known as nude scanners? Nude! That are currently appearing in airports around the world do they increase security but at the cost of privacy, Is airport scanning just a charade to... Oh is this wanton reassure passengers

1:47:13 And what will the checkpoint of the future look like? To find out more, we spoke to Andreas Kertowski Chief Technology Officer of RapiScan one of the world's largest manufacturers of scanning equipment. We started by asking him to tell us what kinds of machines the company makes. RapiScan Systems is one of the biggest scanner manufacturers in the world and we are effectively exclusively dedicated to checkpoint security screening Okay, now the kind of scanner that's in the news a lot at the moment are so-called nude scanners. These are full body scanners that are appearing in some airports particularly in United States and I believe 500 have been ordered from Rapperscanner which about half have already been deployed is that right? Yes, I think thats right And you're not operating them obviously but does this idea they're called nude scanner bother you

1:47:58 Well, I think the name bothers me and the idea is not... It's not our brand dude. We don't want to be known as nude! It's not our brand! Gingerbread maybe but not nude To produce nude pictures the aim is to image threats and weapons Ah, image threats And that's what their purpose is The two main objections that have been raised against them are the privacy objection and the safety objection Perhaps we should start with the privacy one Do you have a sort of policy or best practices That go with using your scanner? Or do you leave it up to the security agency at the airport Well, typically since we deal with government agencies they determine how the scanners are used but in most cases there are numerous privacy features of the machine. One is the fact that these are x-ray images and if you saw an X-Ray image you could not identify that person in a room later unless they were the smallest person. Unless they had huge breasts! Yeah he says the largest or the smallest it just needs to... Breasts or Wang? Person in the room

1:48:55 The second thing is most airports have strict operational safeguards and typically the The image reviewers are in a separate room, they cannot see the passengers. They cannot record the images and typically... Yeah well we know that's a lie. ...to have cell phones or other cameras so they could take images with them Moving on to safety questions So your nude scanner if you'll forgive this expression is I do like this guy Your nude scanner It's a backscatter x-ray there's another sort is now that uses millimeter wave radiation and some people think that's sorted safer because x-rays ionizing radiation so on what your position on the safety of these scanners we think these scanners are demonstrated to be we think by the way yeah they are being we think we say it is what he said yet we think ionizing radiation has been with every living beings since the dawn of time as a matter fact we ourselves are radioactive so slow

1:49:53 He-he-he... Check myself in, buddy! Here comes the don't cuddle up to someone's butt concept. Sleep in the same bed as another human being you actually increase your x-ray exposure. BULLSHIT! Wait there is more it gets better About as much every day as a secure scan You have a chart on your website that shows these various levels of radiation exposure and one of the bars on the chart has a banana next to it what's going on there? A banana Hello John a banana how much radiation is in the banana John? Oh, I don't know probably Probably not more. I think he's thinking bananas probably more radioactive than one of our scanners What do you think John? I think this wanton man should tell us well bananas are fairly radioactive as far as food goes because

1:50:46 things going in the dark what's wrong with my banana contain potassium all potassium has some radioactive components in it so you need potassium to live but it does have ionizing radiation associated so one banana is roughly equivalent to one of these scams? well a quarter for bananas roughly equivalent to one of these. oh right! that's the kicker A quarter of a banana- That's fantastic, that is the clip of the day. A quarter of a banana is equal to one times two on our naked body scanner! That makes sense... If I eat a whole banana I might die of radiation

1:51:27 Fuck me. Sorry didn't mean to do that just slipped out the Tourette's Unbelievable yeah, yeah, it's good huh? Oh yeah, that's a clip of the day I had it last week It just we didn't get to it as its against an evergreen Yeah, oh my goodness. I needed that I needed a real belly laugh These people think they are yeah, let's just The nerve of these guys is pretty outrageous isn't it ah and by the way breaking news you do to do to do to do to do uh... pj crowley spokes all for hillary clinton israel resigned well under why uh... well the um... this thesis is cnn says pressure from white house officials maybe it's over a he said some weird about uh... bradley manning he said

1:52:26 The treatment of private first class Bradley Manning was ridiculous and counterproductive and stupid. Yeah, that's not always a good thing to say you're not supposed to make your boss look bad dude That's like oh that's like not the way that probably what did it? Yeah? yeah, I was a good call yeah, so that's uh that's breaking news and I do have some pretty outrageous stuff actually mm-hmm the You know Annalee knew its You know her, don't you? Yeah she used to come on Silicon Spin every so often. I like her as a journalist and she's nice girl She did the very first interview about podcasting with me That's what it is What do you mean that's what it is? No, I respect her as a journalist obviously She's fantastic

1:53:18 She comes out with it. Apparently, hyper-evolved vampires are now attacking large animals and sheep in Mexico draining them of their blood leaving huge bite marks behind Yeah, that's a journalist for you. I'm down with it! Attacks from hyper-evolved vampires on the rise in Mexico is her report. I think that's totally possible. Okay so while all this is taking place of course we must... lesson we forget oh I want to mention one thing

1:53:59 uh... i tweeted about this but have in the show notes there's a documentary called lifting the veil and um... it's one of the john if we put together a no agenda clip show in video this would be yet and this goes back several years, every single thing I'm like oh my god i remember we played that. Oh gee wow! I've forgotten about that one and it's all...it goes all the way back to Glass-Steagall and the Clinton shills and then how Obama got elected and all of the shills he has in office It is a fabulous piece of work. It is riveting about an hour and half lifting The Veil

1:54:37 You have to see this. I recommend it highly, you can watch it online Who produced it? Don't remember Let me see if I said... Adam Curtis art thing? Let me see Adam Curtis is my absolute favorite documentarian let me uh let me find out here I got the link here It's a Lifting the Veil There are all kinds of It doesn't say. I'd probably have to go all the way into it at the end, but you have to watch it! This website is Metanoia? Metanoia? Yeah, metanoiafilms.org Anyway take a look at it You will enjoy it. I'm forcing Mickey to watch it But she's always like, you don't have to force me. I want to watch this great

1:55:40 uh... now what was i gonna say there was had something i wanted to tell you so less we forget that uh... the president obama at basically opened up with another one of his a presidential notes their said alright everybody and you go make your own rules fda e p a u have the power by the power of grace talk i know allow you to make rules and regulations so of course this is a set-up to the clean air act uh... you are revamped and this is a little closer name lisa jackson as well horrible arrogant woman of the most arrogant person in government yeah we've uh... we discussed her many times so there's a bill in the house to stop

1:56:26 the EPA from doing this which I think is appropriate because you know regulations can't just come from Lisa Jackson who dreams it up. It had, you know it should be congressional and should go through the Senate and if we're going to make a law then uh you know which I'm sure they're gonna do you know this would be basically the precursor to cap-and-trade and global warming or all gonna die And so of course this is immediately deemed a Republican bill and they're horrible and the Republicans want us all to die from global warming. So we get, is it Senator Markey? Marky yeah, there's a markie. Yeah markey what says that where is he must be Democrat? I'm sure he's from Massachusetts in Massachusetts right so he comes out with the statement and the video is actually funnier Because there's some woman behind him who probably wrote the statement as she smirking and smiling like Listen to what this is a total

1:57:24 and he's saying that what the republicans are trying to do is anti-science they're trying to do away with science altogether we hate science as republicans! Science! Science! Science! The science is in! I rise in opposition to a bill that repeals the scientific finding that pollution is harming our people and our planet However, I won't rise physically because i'm worried that the republicans will overturn the law of gravity sending us floating around And this woman is sitting behind him like That was good. Wasn't it? I wrote that! It gets better. I won't call for the sunlight of additional hearings for fear that republicans might excommunicate The finding that the earth revolves around How cute am I with my writing

1:58:17 Instead, we will embody Newton's third law of motion and be an equal and opposing force against this attack on science and on laws that will reduce America's importation of foreign oil. I am! I am! Boy, talk about a leap of faith. ...will live in the House while simultaneously being dead in the Senate It will be legislative Schrodinger's cat killed by the quantum mechanics... Let him finish! ...legislative process Arbitrary rejection of scientific fact will not cause us to rise from our seats today. But with this bill, pollution levels will rise Oil imports will rise Temperatures WILL RISE And with that I yield back the balance of my time That is unless a rejection of Einstein's special theory of relativity Is somewhere in the chairs

1:59:13 amendment pile now plea yeah this show boating jerk off you gotta see the video to see that uh... with his ex-working assistant in the back oh yes i a so i did a little bit of research uh... are you know if you were talking we've been tracking these uh... wireless smart meters that are being installed everywhere and by the way apparently pacific gas electric is proposing a way for customers to opt out. Yeah, that's what they say. Well of course you're screwed because you already have one. Well I can just say hey he never gave me the chance to opt out Now now you mentioned a number and i just want to check this did you say that you were paying $1,000 dollars a month for electricity? yeah You're crazy! That's not possible

2:00:03 And that's double. Yeah, it was way too high but it's only since they put these meters in my wife says well you know what you did was use some at the peak hour and you left the lights on and it's basically a little light so i could read no this but i'm telling you getting ripped off you gotta jump on this right away man yeah i'm working on it is not ok because this is now happening everywhere as the this outsourcing to know that essentially put uh... a third party. It's going on with the parking meters in San Francisco now yeah but this is electricity man, this is not okay I mean I checked because... No I'm just saying the outsourcing is this is going on with everything these governments they pay themselves big salaries and then they figure that well hell we can get all his tax money let's just job out all of this

2:00:54 you know we're not even gonna collect that, let somebody else do all the work. We'll just take the profits and that's the problem is that the collection is also done by these companies with their wireless smart meters and we always knew this was going to be some kind of control thing with a smart grid but I had no idea! I had no idea they were outsourcing the collection to these companies who of course get piece in the action everything they collect yeah so they want to collect more but I checked it so our electricity is three hundred dollars a month And I have the studio on all the time. On warm days we do have air conditioning, which I do keep in check because you leave that thing on and you can just hear the meter whirring away in a corner But $300 per month for two people in a modest home... what do we have like 1700 square feet? It's not big at all

2:01:39 uh... so for you to have to lie it probably is but it's california right so then you know you had five hundred and now which has gone to a thousand dude you're being ripped off there something that all of the job but why are you telling me what i already know now let me tell you what else i discovered so i was wrong about the water this was freaking me out unlike at you know i thought we were paying Much more for water. So I looked at the pack because we get a bill for every two months and the bill was Came to a hundred and Seventy-five dollars a month, which is very low for water Yeah for water maybe down there up here We got water all over the place it shouldn't be that high but check this out. I pay $200 for sewer

2:02:31 So I'm like, wait a minute. I pay $175 for the water coming out but i pay $200 for going down the drain? Well you're crapping in it! No no you know what is? You pay for rainwater and they literally have on the bill we had 14 rain days Times whatever so they're charging me for rain. That's a scam They're charging me for rain I'm paying more for water going down the drain from the sky Apparently and then it's coming out of the tap to help me understand

2:03:13 It's a typical California scam. The state is just crawling with these things and you know they had the water guys in particular down in Southern California, there was kind of a scandal they were making hundreds and hundreds of thousands dollars a year just public works guys sitting at their desk couple I think one of them was making 400 grand or something like that then they went on full retirement after 20 years. Full salary! You wonder why the states broke. Rockin' and rollin', everybody! We're just havin' a good old time. I would give him credit for being sharp operators, but it doesn't do me any good. Alright we'll stay on top of that, I wanna know what happens cause... Yeah well we're working on it. So I do have one final thing to talk about. Oh good. Uhh..We have some time

2:03:59 So this woman came on C-SPAN during the book thing and she's name is Kay Heimowitz. And she did a book called Manning Up, How The Rise Of Women Has Turned Men Into Boys. Eww pussies! And uh... She has a bunch of interesting... She made an interesting point. She talked about for example the show uh... sign fell with you know they did the characters are on site for a member of the show that george laine kramer jerry in it and then you have them french or racial russies are people that she calls pre adults they didn't really exist before he never had shows like this in the past because big bang theory is probably the best example of this issue did mention it right about these you know these men who refused to do you know there their min boys refuse to be

2:04:48 the average age of a married guy in 1970 was 21 now it's going pushing into the thirties you have kinda immature older males that are in their early 30s. Yeah we're pussys yeah well play the clip I have a clip here on uh... that she makes up few commentaries and then its kind interesting to discuss is called end of the mail and uh... you just look around, see this happening at what I concluded that guys generally speaking will just you know fall back into doing nothing if given the opportunity I think that's a big part of this. Clear and important social role today provider husbands and fathers are optional with reproductive technology if women so choose they can simply buy sperm and forget about the man who delivered it yeah which is I think is a very good thing

2:05:42 Meanwhile, young men have seen fathers and uncles discarded by wives cast out of their home and separated from their children. No wonder they look around the culture shrugged and do their own thing." And here's my final reason for the appearance in the child man we've seen a general cultural at ambivalence not that best about man By the 1990s, the entire culture as we just saw became a you go girl cheering section. It would be nice to say that Americans love both their boys and girls equally but there was reason for men to suspect otherwise." You may notice some of you may have heard this expression girls rule boys drool. This is a very popular

2:06:35 on girls' backpacks and lunch boxes, and so on and so forth. The other one says not all men are annoying some are dead. Not even funny! So advertisers and screenwriters at the same time were giving us a long line of low IQ television dads. We had Homer Simpson, Ray Romano, Tim Allen and the drumbeat from the popular culture said men are dumb, they're unfeeling, they're incompetent At the same time, the qualities of character that men had needed to play their traditional role. Fortitude, courage, confidence, fidelity were becoming obsolete and even a little embarrassing. Feminists have a new term out that's gained some traction. The term is mansplaining. It's a combination of man and explaining

2:07:34 And according to the Urban Dictionary, a popular source of trendy terms, mansplaining is what men do in order to quote dominate the conversation and make statements that are not based on facts assuming that people will believe and agree with him because he is male. So, once again this attack on the idea of the authoritative male. And some men decided they better cool down the masculine personality They adopted youthful playfulness and hesitancy That is a fascinating clip First of all she needs to get laid really hard that's for sure I think there are couple things going on here you still with me John? Yeah

2:08:21 So first of all, I believe that if you think about the whole concept of the elites wanting only 500 million people. You know there's a couple ways to kill us pretty quickly like wars and tsunamis and stuff like that but over time it is much better just stop us from having children And i've been noticing a couple things so first of all uh... yeah i think its now pretty well documented that BPA or Bisphenol A which is in plastic bottles uh... injects ago contains estrogen so with the men literally are becoming more feminine because of all kinds of chemicals that are in our environment and i think there's some some scientific evidence about a loss a plan don't forget soybean oil which is promoted as healthy an organic isn't estrogen night analog right so it you know and and look what's happening in them almost forty seven and uh... should be a manly man on the bike curious mail

2:09:17 Perfect example. Now, add to that... Have you seen these commercials? I've clipped it many times but it doesn't work You can't do it in audio And there's these commercials where you see the woman has a kid and it's like do you really want another child? Do you really think, and the other kids are ruining the house. She is making a mess in the kitchen drawing on the walls You've seen these right? Then there is another one where the woman is walking through a department store looking at baby carriages so she doesn't have any kids

2:09:57 And this is the one that not only keeps you from getting pregnant, but you don't even have to have any periods anymore. You only have it four times a year. Of course you may have periodic spotting and blood spouting out of your from time-to-time But I think it's an overall eugenicist push from a different direction because it has to come from multiple directions just to stop us from having kids and it's you know, it's a great way to do is just make the men more effeminate which I think is true. And of course in popular culture just like we've got uh... you know the federales now being the winners and all the cop shows no longer are the local guys are dumbed and how the FBI and CIA or the smart guys which is completely 180 degrees what he used to be

2:10:45 and now we have all these shows where men are uh... art doofus isn't children had that you may have made it this which is a cheap charlie sheen is kind of epitomizes his character in his very entertaining but did the the show up what was the name of it the big bang theory yeah but i think is the app which is the top show the top comedy on right now you know is that we're sick to worst case scenario example you got a all of feminine men that are total ramps in his acute blonde next door that you know it's not no one ever has sex with because they're too active she's doing this because they can have sex with anybody apparently and then uh... there led by their the most wonkish weirdo who happens to be you know it was an actor would it plays its very effeminate character

2:11:29 and he's hilarious, all the best lines are written for him. And it's just a very negative sitcom in terms of culture... Very negative! Well you know what is good about this John? That all the more chicks left for us my friend. That's the good news about it. He's like yeah.... There's one outside now knocking at the door Just send us your sperm Send cash Blankets Just send us your sperm So should we do a third show on Tuesday this week? You want to do show zero. No, that could be an idea We can do a show zero maybe it'll be fun just see how it goes It's a possibility All right coming to you from Gitmo Nation West here in the People's Republic of Southern California I am the effeminate bicurious male known as Adam Curry

2:12:25 And I want to remind people that we will have our $300 for show 300. We have three show 300 coming up, and we'd love to get everybody involved with that so he can make it through the rest of the year. Uh... and from Northern Silicon Valley i'm signing off as White Dog. I am John C. Dvorak. We'll talk again on Thursday right here on your favorite program, The Best News Show in the World! We call it No Agenda. Devorac.org slash N-A It's just unbelievable, we are all so excited and so thankful for everybody and like I say thank you for everybody that has participated in this because it couldn't have been done without everybody