2:18:10 And if it's $300 or more, then there's a lot of different things that can happen. First of all, we'll read your note, you become an executive producer. And we have the No Agenda International Peace Prize and we see right off the top that we have a couple of people who are in, who are getting ready to receive their International Peace Prize. Do we have a photograph yet of, do we have the art, the image that is on this so people can see it? Is that up and available? I think we're like front-running the campaign here. Oh, that's coming. I would it's been we just need to there's a couple of pieces of gear Stuff that needs to be it was ordered from Amazon or we're just waiting for it. Okay, per now paper Oh paper. Yes. I cleaned up my my studio the other day. I'm like wow I have I need to hang these up still have my Commodore. I haven't hung up. Oh, yeah You got to hang all this stuff up
2:18:59 So we kick it off today with our top executive producer with $1,030.26, which I guess is fees, from Momentum Finance LLC in Eden, Utah. And the note is short, it's always that way. Happy Hump Day, dames and gentlemen. Well, probably sent it on Wednesday. Check out Ad Astra Rev Liptonite. Very cryptic, cryptic note here. Do you know what this is about? No. Well, thank you very much, Momentum Finance LLC. We will check out Ad Astra Rev Liptonite. Thank you. The mayor of Cyprus. No note, no jingle. Came in at $1,018.18. Says no note, no nothing, four more years, which is a note, by the way. That is a note. That's an official note.
2:19:59 Anonymous swings by from Mandeville, Louisiana 526 36 probably 500 plus the fees dear Adam and John anonymous says Congratulations on making 18 years of the Noah Jenner show I've been listening since around show 300 or so this donation either gets me close to knighthood or puts me across the finish line But it's been so long since I've donated. I can't be sure anymore. Well what happened? I'm sure you'll let me know well you don't have a color so I guess you didn't quite make it there too many things I that make your show great to list them in a pithy donation email. But first among equals is that you play the most primary and secondary source reporting of any news show in the marketplace today. Yes, you're both funny, the sound quality is great, the jingles are fun, the producers are top-notch, and so on and so forth.
2:20:45 But the real value is that in a three-hour block of time, a listener more or less gets fully caught up with not just the current news of the day, but all the narratives and memes that increasingly inform that news coverage. And you do it without advertising because you've embraced the value for value model. Not even Joe Rogan can say that. One day the both of you will decide to hang it up and while you'll have certainly earned your retirement. Oh Let me check my 401k It'll be a sad day for us listeners until done until then well done Adam and John Thank you for your continued service PS if I've made knighthood Let me know one day and I'll choose some sort of pseudo anonymous name. Well, I'm sure we will be in touch with you about that Thank You anonymous
2:21:33 All right, onward Sir Cristobal in Dallas, Texas, 33333. This came in, I guess, through Stripe and it's got no note, no nothing, so he gives a double up karma. Here it comes. You've got. It's karma. Alright. Sarah Campbell is in Franklin, Indiana. 333, our favorite number. ITM, gentlemen, happy anniversary. Adam, please read this note in your hate mail voice. It's hard to do when it's not a hateful email. No, you can only do it when he is channeling when he does that voice and there's nothing here to channel. I'm gonna try. I can try. I mean, I just have to envision these are... Assume that he's being sarcastic about everything, then you can...
2:22:28 Even though both my husband and I are unpaid air traffic controllers right now, we had to donate because of the value we received from Adam's reading of hate mail and JCD's reaction while he reads it. I can't speak for my husband, but when I'm listening to the show, not watching some, like, Silicon Valley nerd, I am laughing and fully enjoying your dynamic. This is so hard to do. You both are invaluable. I can't do it. I can't do it. It's not hateful. Do it with... I got a better idea. Yeah.
2:23:06 Do it in the Dutch accent. You both are invaluable, but I've taken the time to assign you, Joos, the value of 333 in hopes that you'll continue to receive hate mail and share it with us for four more years. Anonymous unpaid controller and his wife. Thank you very much. Can I comment on your Dutch accent? Yes. I don't think you stutter enough when you do it. That's only Rutte. The Dutch don't really stutter. Rutte stutters. Okay, well, so... There you go. Okay, so now we go to our first associate executive producer, which brings me to the fact that Dana Brunetti sent a note in for his donation, which I don't see on here. Oh, there it is at the bottom. I see it. Oh, and he gave... Okay, I thought he... The way the note was written, it seemed to me that he was going for executive producer because he hates... Associate executive producer?
2:24:06 Yeah, he hates it. Well, he didn't send in enough Jew money. No, I know. He actually sent, he did it on purpose. So, you know, he's a character. Oh. Yeah. Believe it or not. Meanwhile, Summer Worth I guess, in Standish, Maine, 21060? Yeah. I.T.M. Jentz, after your recent mention of Maine's Graham Platner, that's the Nazi tattoo guy. Oh yeah. I fear it is my duty to write in and share what I know about the newest Democrat, Stooge.
2:24:42 This past summer I found myself eating dinner at an establishment in Maine owned by Graham Platner's mom. She chatted with me, chatted me up while I was sitting at the bar as she was preparing for a fundraising event she would be holding for Graham at the restaurant that weekend. Per his mom, Graham never had prior interest in politics. Oh, this is now this is getting good. Oh, here we go. but was rather approached by an out-of-state group. Quote, the same group that got Mondom...Mamdani in. Aha! Unquote.
2:25:19 When he told these approachers he had no political experience, he had no idea what he would be, this is fabulous by the way. This is content right here. What he would be doing. They reassured him that it didn't matter that they had a template for him to follow. The AOC template. And that he was just the kind of guy they were looking for. Wow. I assume this is because he's a rural Maine born and raised local business operator, specifically an oyster farmer. Mainers have a soft spot for lobstermen slash fishermen and he's a veteran. By those standards, he should appeal to rural Mainers who largely conservative in its Portland and the Mid-Coast region as coastal elites controlling the vote as John mentioned. Right. I noticed that myself. I was curious how a random guy like this gets approached.
2:26:11 in the first place, and it turns out his mom was, is a DNC delegate. This situation makes me wonder how many other supposed locally grown candidates in other parts of the country are just stooges funded by the same out-of-state group between Rhino Collins, Corrupt Mills, Plattner, the Nazi, and the rest of these names. I fear that all hope is lost. Pray for us. No jingles, no karma, love you, mean it. Well 210 60 by the way, that's good. I wonder how many more well the squad is probably all all of them Who is this out-of-state group? That's what we got to find out. I mean it was yes summer should have Should have pushed for the name of the group Yes, I'm sure with summer go back there and have another meal same people who did the Democrat Socialists of America who had AOC literally auditioned for the gig
2:27:07 Yeah. And there's Eli the coffee guy with $210.30. That's because he always gives us $200 and then does the date, 10-30, get it? He says, not sure if you guys will have clips for this one. Apparently a truck full of lab monkeys infected with herpes hepatitis C and COVID crashed in Mississippi and one of them is still on the run. You'd think we'd learn something from the last global science experiment. Well, as it just so turns out, These monkeys could be dangerous. I do have the clips if anyone wants it. Yeah, let's play that clip. Because first they had them, then they didn't have them, and they had one, they didn't have one, then they had hepatitis, and they didn't. Here's the two clips. Tonight the urgent search for dangerous research monkeys that escaped from the wreckage of a crash on a Mississippi highway. We got 21 monkeys that was on this
2:27:58 Video showing several monkeys crawling in the grass. Heavily armed officers responding to the scene. Authorities say a truck carrying nearly two dozen rhesus monkeys from Tulane University overturned on Interstate 59 in Jasper County. Here's one of the monkeys right here. There's one sitting right there. At least six monkeys escaping. Officials warning they might be aggressive towards people and were potentially infected with hepatitis C, herpes and COVID. They may have to neutralize somebody here in a minute. And late today police confirming all but one of the escaped monkeys have been euthanized for public safety reasons. Adding they're still actively searching for that one monkey still on the loose.
2:28:42 And then later they said, oh, they don't, don't worry, don't worry everybody, he doesn't have herpes, hepatitis and COVID. Don't worry about it, none of that's true. Go back to playing your harpsichord, citizen, everything's fine. Yeah, time for monkeypox, mpox vaccination, anybody? Linda Lepatkin's up, she's in Lakewood Colorado. Hold on, I gotta finish the note. Oh, I didn't know. Dude, you were so excited to do your read. Like, well I was ready to go. I was all, I had been kind of doing some breathing exercises. Simmer down. Eli the Coffee Guy goes on and says, but now somewhere in the Delta there's a monkey giving herpes to a raccoon thanks to some jamoke with the California CDL. Yeah, there you go. Oh brother. He wants a can I get a love my truck and I love what I do?
2:29:37 I love my truck and I love what I do. There ain't no joy like a lame wall boy. For producers looking for great coffee, visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com. Use code ITM20 for 20% off your order. And I will say, Tina made a dynamite tri-tip yesterday and used the espresso I think the black, the dark, the black espresso roast as the rub and it was fantastic. So not just for drinking, it's good for your meat too. Stay caffeinated, says Eli the Coffee Guy.
2:30:16 Linda Lou Patkin, Lakewood, Colorado. 200 bucks jobs, Karma. For a competitive edge, she writes with a resume that gets results. Go to imagemakersinc.com for all of your executive resume and job search needs. That's Image Makers Inc. with a K and work with Linda Lou, Duchess of Jobs and writer of winning resumes. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You thought, Karma. And there he is everybody! Hollywood bigwig, Dana Brunetti, proof that real producers in Hollywood listen to this show. He's from Golden Cloud Ranch in California. $200, he's a big spender.
2:31:02 And he says, still trying to financially recover from my last dinner with John, but luckily I recently received one of those rando checks. We refer to them as mailbox money, John. Since others keep doing switcheroo's and loading me up with crap associate producer credits, this is also a switcheroo. It goes to one of the following. Vladimir Putin, Volodymyr Zelensky, Hamas, Hitler, or Jeffrey Epstein. Choose one so it can be properly updated on IMDB. Well, I choose Putin. What do you want to choose? Yeah, I was thinking Putin too. Yeah.
2:31:41 Adam, you've mentioned that people at your church listen, but I'm not hearing any donations from them, so please call them out as douchebags. Do you think you were gonna get me upset, Brunetti? Good try. Good try, Hollywood boy. Happy anniversary, 18th anniversary boys. You're finally legal. Okay, I have to get back to plowing fields. Okay, thank you. That was a reference to something I said. Yes, but thank you Dana Brunetti. It's good to know that you're still listening. I know that we keep you sane in that insane world that you travel in. So he buys this ranch, which is big by the way. Of course it is. And there's gold on the ranch. Gold!
2:32:24 And so he's got this gold mining gear, and he's already collected enough gold to make a couple of movies. A couple of movies. Well, a couple of movies, no, not yet. But it's like, this is typical that some people have this kind of Gladstone Gander style of You know, just fall... Buy a wrench, got gold on it, you can pay for the wrench. Yeah, I was thinking... Someone approached me the other day about doing a movie of my life and I thought, no, Brunetti should do that. We should do it like the kid stays in the picture, you know, with the... I'll do the voiceover and do your Ken Burns effects and there's tons of footage and photos out there. That's what... I mean, there you go. That's what you should do with this gold is make a movie about me.
2:33:16 And yes, that's gonna happen. And yes, you can get Scorsese to do the movie. There you go. Congratulations to these executive producers of 1812. Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth. Oh, I almost forgot. We have this one producer who is just adamant, adamant, adamant. It's 1812! 1812! It's an important episode. It's a very important number because of Tchaikovsky's 1812! Whoo!