1:53:22 and help the show, help that movie, help the show. In this case, we can't give you much else other than the official credit, which is official and you can use on the same place where Brad Pitt puts his credits, which is imdb.com or use it anywhere you want. You could even call yourself a podcast consultant, executive producer of the No Agenda Show on LinkedIn. You might get some jobs. So $200 and above, associate executive producer credit, and we read your note. $300 and above, executive producer credit, and we read your note. And we kick it off with an old friend who is back to round out the old year, getting ready for the new year. It is the one and only, seronimous of dog patch on lower Slobovia with $2,534. He always comes in with massive amounts. Big help for the show. We don't understand the meaning of the numbers, but we're pretty sure it's some kind of code. And we're fine with that.
1:54:15 And he said, so how many $2 bills were there too? Yeah, I believe so. Two $2 bills. You know, there's strip clubs that have now, that now force people to get $2 bills. So they don't give the girls ones? Yes. It's a hundred percent increase from what the clientele was giving before. It's a great idea. $2 bills are great. I don't think the girls are going to complain if you slap a bunch of ones in the garter belt. I, from what I understand from Raven, They're happy with the $2 bills. Well, I'm sure they are. Astronomist of dog patch and lower Slobovia writes, to the best producers in the universe, your support, insight and remarkable talent continue to make this a valuable source of information and technical and artistic talent that challenges conventional M5M presentation, analysis and perspective. Let that sink in people. Read that line again.
1:55:14 Your support, insight and remarkable talent continue to make this a valuable source of information and technical and artistic talent that challenges conventional M5M presentation, analysis and perspective. That's that's one of the best lines he's ever written. Yeah, I believe so lately I've been sort of in the weeds and sand he says and sand Making my view is sand now and sand he's in the desert and making my views a little too micro to add to the outstanding deconstruction offered by your show
1:55:57 My main observation is that the new administration has a short time to implement change before the midterm election and overseas, people are watching. Well, you kind of hinted at this with your discussion of what's going on in Italy with everyone all jacked up about Trump. Yes. Yeah. And there's expectations. So it's probably worldwide. Yes. There's expectations. Despite the political time pressure, from street level happier days seem in the offing as changes are happening faster than many expected even as the hourglass is already running. Wow!
1:56:39 He's dropping breadcrumbs. Yes, I don't know. He's our version of Q. He's telling us something. He's telling us, from despite the political, from street level happier days seem in the offing as changes are happening faster than many. I think he's talking about Syria. Something's going to go down with Syria. I think so. I think bombs will be dropping on Syria before Trump gets in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well they did drop some bombs already with the taken out of some of the yeah Supposedly Isis forces and then there's now turkeys still going after the Kurds there. Yeah, not let the Kurds join the coalition No, but there's a lot of
1:57:23 possibilities there. Thank you very much, Sir Animas, for your enormous contribution and that's not just the treasure, it is always the words you write are always taken with great respect and understanding and love. Thank you. Yes, there's something going on. Meanwhile, Commodore Sir Prime in, what is this? CKAN? How do you pronounce that? CKAN? CKANY? I would say CKAN. But maybe C-C-KANY? Could be CKANY. Could be. Hey, Pennsylvania. CKANY. I'd say CKANY. Connected in CKANY. CKANY. CKANY. CKANY. 1815.69. Another big donation. In the morning, gentlemen, he writes.
1:58:06 Let's end this year strong with a show number donation. Oh, it's the show number donation, 1-815. Oh, forgot about that. How about, wait, but the, oh, the fees, the fees, the fees. Ah, yes. Okay. Good to know. He added the fees. Good to know. Good to know. This brings me to the baron status in for donations accounting below. If available, I request the Southeast Delaware County region of Pennsylvania. Colloquially referred to as the Southeast Delco. With this donation, I also happily earned my second doctorate, thanks. Thanks. Glad to get more out of the podcast than my bachelor's degree. That being said, my dumb ass realized I never submitted info for my original PhD certificate. Is it possible? Yeah, it's still possible to receive the certificate. Of course. You know, it doesn't really expire.
1:59:07 As long as Jay is in the back room, it's doable. Also, comedian Sam Tripoli name-dropped Adam and no agenda on the December 17th episode of the Adam Carolla Show podcast. Included in this email is the clip I cut in the Fountain app. So it's not perfect, I kept 40 seconds of the lead up for context with 20 seconds, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I think it's time to get the two Adams to sit down for a chat. I'm behind on episode 1724, so if you were already informed and covered this, I apologize for bringing it up again. Okay. I will forego the 40 seconds of lead-in for context and we'll just play the 20 seconds where we get the name check. Fucking retarded kids. Wow, what a needle drop that was. Sorry about that. So,
2:00:03 Whoever's doing this is this all part of the steel dossier PP tape like oh, oh We'll just take these drones do not black out the light and have them all fucking speculate and start arguing I totally agree Adam Curry from a really great podcast called no agenda he And they were talking on that show that they think there's like a bill that's coming up about to expire that involves drones and militaries and all that stuff that they kind of want to gin up support for again. So they kind of just throw these things out there and see how everybody reacts to it. Well, it's all on the tape.
2:00:38 Yes. Um, there's no chance. That was a, that's a talk about a misinterpretation of our thesis, but okay. Um, there's a plug. There's little, little chance I'll be on the Adam Carolla show. I have a feeling he does not like me. And, uh, this is based on me being on his show 13 years ago, 14 years ago, maybe even 15 years ago. And it was clear he didn't like me. And he said, I can see that it's it's totally understandable. There are conflict personality conflicts that are obvious to me. Yes. And I would knowing is seeing him do his thing and knowing you well, I can see that being there being a clash. Yes. I don't see I don't see any compatibility whatsoever. There's no compatibility.
2:01:31 RS Bagwell is in Louisville, Kentucky. Oh, look at this number. 1-2-3-4-dot-5-6. Beautiful! That's the best. Gentleman, all I request is Jobs Karma, the original, no Trump. Karma continues to come through for me. Because of this, I am able to continue my support of the best podcast in the universe. I love it. Cheers, RS Bagwell. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. That indeed is the original. Sir Schwoo of the Six Springs in Franklin, Tennessee. Oh, this is one of the Mercy Me guys again. Yeah, these guys are making good... He plays guitar, lead guitar. Oh. Yes.
2:02:19 You guys, we have a good group. It's a great group. I'm sorry I missed them when they were out here. They have toe-tapping songs. You'd like them. Toe-tappers. Yeah, real toe-tappers. Those days are over. Okay. You guys keep getting better with every show he writes and listening to 1722 reminded me of the value you guys bring. Three quotation or exclamation marks. He likes to use them. He uses them again over and over every sentence that he's written has three and in fact four in one case exclamation marks, but that's what these guitar players do yeah
2:03:00 It's actually a riff. Yes, he's that show is infuriating and hilarious at the same time. He writes Thanks for bringing sanity and joy through all these crazy times I believe this donation of one oh three three dot three three brings me to Baron status I hopefully your accounting will match up with mine And I can henceforth be known as Baron shu of the six strings. Yes Give away by the line you can tell these guys are doing okay I hope so. Yeah. Hope they keep doing okay. What's the name of this group again, Adam? Mercy Me. Wow.
2:03:37 John, it's been recorded and verified that you promise to come to the next Mercy Me show that's out your way. Don't let us down. Of course not, I'll be there. I'll be in the back with you guys. Now here's to never finding an exit strategy. Anything jingle, anything jingly, right? Anything jingle from the good reverend is always appreciated and here's to an amazing 2025 and there's the four exclamation marks. P.S. Opening to update the tip of the day jingle soon to keep Dana Brute, Dana Dana Dana Brunetti happy. Okay. He did he send it to me and it will be featured on today's tip of the day segment and when he says the good reverend I'm thinking there's only one good reverend and it's not Al. That's a show no money shot.
2:04:31 Jesus! Wooo Lord! Look at that! That's a money shot! Kenan Conway is a money shot! That's the good reverend in my book. Well I think he probably wanted the other one but okay. And there's Charles Mayfield. Charles Mayfield from the the pharaoh dot life. From Neota, Tennessee in the morning, gents. After he gave him a bunch of plugs last show. Yeah, this is better than meeting him with advertisers. It's a lot better. In the morning, gents. Value for value for value. 10% back to the big guys for No Agenda Nation's Faro support. Code NOAGENDA saves 17.76% on all Faro products. Our road to knighthood has begun. Other products suck due to climate change.
2:05:16 Pharaoh dot life. Thank you Charles. Appreciate it brother. And then we come to Jonathan Young in Niles, Ohio 350 93 he's got no note. I can't find a note. I'll go back and look again 350 93 so he gets a double up karma. He sure does. You've got Karma. Sir Scovey of the Piedmont from Charlotte, North Carolina is up next with 350.93. So this must be a. Is that a coincidence? Or is that with fees? I wish PayPal wouldn't do the fees anymore so we'd just see what the number was. It kind of screws up the numerology. I like the fees. Please accept this donation of $333.33 plus fees. There it is. I should have read. My mom has heard me talk about No Agenda so much, she now asks what the two of you are saying about given topics.
2:06:14 What are those two guys saying? This is the old, this is the old, what are the boys saying about that? Typically there's an angle she hasn't heard yet. For example, thanks to Fox News and Newsmax, she was spun up and worried about the drones. So I clipped the segments of episodes 1720 and 1721 and gave the gift of no agenda analysis and media deconstruction. She hasn't had a chance to listen, but she's intrigued based on what I've shared of your analysis. And speaking of sharing, tis the season for George Washington's eggnog. The recipe from Too Many Eggs, toomanyeggs.com, was a huge hit last holiday season, so this year I made extra, bottled it and gave it to family and friends. We've all been getting sloshed during holiday gatherings. Woo-hoo! Thank you both for the premium content and working through the holidays. Cheers and Happy New Year from Sir Scovey. Oh, there's another endorsement. It's beautiful.
2:07:06 And a plug for knowing... TooManyEggs.com. TooManyEggs.com. That's what it is. I can barely remember. Sir Tyler in Anchorage, Alaska, 343.75, which is probably again 333.33, but when they do these calculations, it doesn't seem to be consistent. No, I don't have a special thanks to you two and get bone nation for some digital original AI thoughts and discussion What better way to explore new tech than with skeptical gray hairs? Thanks Actually a skeptical gray hairs. I don't think so with real-world experience. Well, there's that many Fellow Millennials are too scared to get rich slow. Hmm
2:07:52 That's an interesting observation. That is a good observation. Too scared to get rich slow. Here's to 2025. I look forward to getting more engaged with Noah Genon Nation. I'm a sur, but I haven't been to a meetup yet, which makes me a different kind of douchebag. But one none the same. None the same. Nonetheless is really the phrase. Yes, that's what I think it is, yes. I'll make it to the local Anchorage meetup soon enough. Anchorage, huh? Yes, Anchorage. When's the best time to go see the Northern Lights? Spread love, not hate, and outsource everything else to Tyler Systems LLC.
2:08:33 Mate, reach out to Tyler at tylersystems.com or wait to be reminded during another executive producer note, the folks that reached out first are already getting lower prices. Put a shirt on and pick up the slack, producers. Cam stays off. What kind of outfit is Tyler running? I don't know, but it sounds like Zoom's involved. Happy New Year, he writes. Sir Tyler in Alaska. I got to get a hold of him. He does some AI stuff. Baronet Craig Allen in Sacaton, Arizona?
2:09:12 Is that a sacaton? Sacaton. In the morning, gents, I want to start off the new year properly. Can I get a health... Probably cicatain. Cicatain? Maybe. Cicatain? Maybe. I don't know. I want to start the new year off properly. Can I get a health, stability and financial achievement karma for me and my loved ones and of course for the longevity of the greatest podcast in the universe? Have a good start of the new year, says Baronet Craig Allen. That means we need to add in a service goat for you. You've got karma. Now we have an anonymous from Charlotte, North Carolina with 333 and he sent in a check and a note on a sheet of paper. This proof, I'm just sticking it around. He's got, he sent a picture of a gas, a, a,
2:10:01 gas thing that you fill a tanks with what's it called a gas pump the gas called a gas pump the gas pump and the price on the premium was $3.33 so you know the reason to donate yes always note anonymous a longtime boner first-time donor The $3.33 a gallon on the gas pump was a sign I needed to step up and donate. I have listened to your show since 2011. Thanks, Jerry B., for hitting me in the mouth before I went to the university. Your media deconstruction show makes... I'm sorry, show notes... I got there...
2:10:46 It's typewritten, it doesn't seem that hard. Why is this? I got the wrong reading glasses. Oh, well, shall I read this one and you get your correct reading glasses? Yeah, you might as well because the other glasses are on the other desk. You go get them. I have listened to your show since 2011. Thanks, Jerry B., for hitting me in the mouth before I went to university. Your media deconstruction and show notes have helped me make informed decisions and to craft my own viewpoints on many topics throughout my adulthood. Well, we are creating better citizens. I credit the show with helping my wife and I navigate the madness around the pandemic which led to our child starting his life in 2020 with a level of normalcy compared to others we have met whose children were severely set back during that time. Again, John, we are creating better citizens.
2:11:34 Better human resources. I'm good. That means more to me than the donation. Actually. I look forward to contributing more in Yes, I look forward to contributing more in the new year. Happy New Year to you both I would like a Hot Pockets by Ayn Rand jingle if possible Well, it doesn't exist, but I'll see if I can make it possible Hot Pockets by Ayn Rand. There you go. Yeah, there you go. I did it. I did it. You did, you're great. Spencer Pollack in Tulsa, Oklahoma 25270 is our first associate executive producer for the show. It's a long segment people. This is the end of year.
2:12:12 Switcheroo, please credit to the hardest working mama this side of Tulsa, Guantanamo Bay. With the new home move and a baby on the way due in June, we have plenty to be grateful for since there's too many things to get karma for. Could you please play the shape-shifting Jews jingle? Many Merry Christmas John and Adam. Thanks for all the laughs and for being our National Public Radio in the Pollock home and to the women who made the first Tulsa no agenda meetup happen my smoking hot wife Merry Christmas and my sweet Merry Christmas my sweet forever love Guantanamo Bay Here we go!
2:13:13 You've got karma. So we had a bunch of, I had a back and forth, you were CC'd on most of them with this guy trying to determine the history of this. Yes, I did see some of that, yes. Terminology. And he finally determined that it was disparaging. It was a disparaging term for people who like sneak out of an event, they dip, they dip out. Yes. And so that became a point of discussion with Jay. With the millennials.
2:13:55 The millennials are the lower and upper millennials. Jay took the side that it's not disparaging and that's bullcrap, but yet her husband Brennan and JC both said, yeah, you know, it probably is disparaging. Yes. So the discussion will continue and then it will end. We appreciate this update. I guess I could have not used you. It's a long segment. Make it longer, please. Yeah, okay. I'm sorry. I tried to make it. No, you interjected some content. I appreciate it. Jules Walters is in Snohomish, Washington. Roe Dux, Associate Executive Producer, credit for you, 222.22. Greetings, gents. I'm just another millennial who was raised on a steady diet of processed food and high hopes that there's good people in high places making smart decisions with my best interests at heart. And boy, was I wrong. Turns out it's a scam. I'll take a Chinese de-douching.
2:14:57 There's no such thing as a Chinese de-douching? If you play it sideways, maybe. How about if I do this? Chinese asshole! You've been de-douched. Try that out. Jingles, A-Team, life is a scam, they're eating the dogs, followed by some of that dank millennial karma. Cheers from Jules. There's a need for a rescue mission. When the world is threatened, the world needs help, it calls on America. And that's the story. You've got karma. Nice. Nets and Muffet Mullins in East Lake, Ohio, 212 72. Dear John and Adam, thank you for the best podcast in the universe. Please call out Chris as a douchebag. Requesting a hot pockets karma.
2:15:57 And if you need a car or truck, go see Cal and his dog Spot. Smock, smock! Hide pockets! This is Steve Allen family. Eli the Coffee Guy checks in from Bensonville, Illinois. He's always on the show 2 to 1 to 29 and he says as the season 2024 in America comes to a close we're left with plenty of great cliffhangers and 2025 promises to be jam-packed full of action and excitement so stay tuned and And stay caffeinated! Visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com and use code ITM20 for 20% off your coffee order. Happy New Year to all, says Eli the Coffee Guy.
2:16:48 Best foot forward in 2025 with a resume that gets results. Go to imagemakersinc.com for all your resume and job search needs. That's Image Makers Inc with a K and work with Linda Liu, Duchess of Jobs and writer of resumes. Happy New Year. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. Sarah Creedle is in East Wenatchee, Washington. ITM boys, Sarah the web babe here. John, thank you for your enthusiastic read of my last notes. You really put the C in ad copy.
2:17:32 I'd like to credit this donation to my smoking hot husband, Zach, who hit me in the mouth in July of 2020. The show has kept us sane and entertained. Attention business-owning slaves of Gitmo Nation, are you tired of that stubborn web fat around your homepage? Is your logo too worn out to play with the kids when it gets home from work? Good news! Concurrent Studio is here to help. If you're ready to kickstart 2025 with a fresh logo or website, our designers are standing back and standing by. Visit concurrentstudios.com today. Love you mean it. Sarah, the web babe. Now that's a read. Yeah, it was. You read it. Dame Tony
2:18:17 Health's toast in Fort Worth, Texas 200 bucks and she'll be our last associate executive producer Although I think sir Donald I did the math that's he's from Candanavia. There seems to be a missing donation here What's it? What are you missing? Well, it's your nose. You know, he knows I know we both know I have to go look into it It'll be on the next show I guess okay Dame Tony helps in Fort Worth. I sent this donation using Stripe instead of my usual snail mail check because episode 1724 was so darned entertaining.
2:19:03 What were we doing in that episode? I don't know. I was laughing so hard at the bird flu lady. Oh, yes. That's what we were doing. Bird flu lady. Yeah, the bird flu lady. That tears were rolling down my face. I had to listen twice. Oh. Please switcheroo this to my son, Brian Helfsts. He's almost a knight. Thanks again for the entertainment. From one boomer to another two boomers, Dame Tony Hulfs. I'm looking at this donation from Sir Donald of Calgary and I know the Candanavian dollar rate is so bad. I think he donated $200 Candanavian then it turns out to be $147.91.
2:19:50 Are you in on that? Because I just want to read some of his note because he sent a note that was way too long. Well, the reason also he says, it's been a challenging time in my family this year as my dad has been sick with cancer and he will be leaving soon. So please send me and my family some F cancer karma. As I had already been looking to make a change a couple months ago, I completed the sale of my condo in Calgary and moved back home to hated rival city Edmonton to stay at my folks' place to be there to help out as best I can. My older brothers have helped with organizing my dad's treatment and care." So he sends a very long note, a lot of stuff about Trudeau in there. We know it's a mess. He'll probably go soon. So here is the F-cancer and some karma for your dad and for you and your brothers.
2:20:33 You've got karma And that wraps up our executive and associate executive producers for episode 1725 of the best podcast in the universe we appreciate you very much remember these are credits that are for a lifetime and you can use them anywhere credits are recognized including IMDB comm we love thanking everybody $50 and above will thank more in our second segment and of course this is Right. Right.