1:47:01 Yeah, but we didn't put it out there as any point of interest. We're very remiss. We've apologized to our Jewish friends. That's the way to say it. I think you can also say our Jewish brothers and sisters. I think that's a little more insincere that even works better. We're very apologetic. We screwed up. These are Christmas. I see the top two in blue. If you become a knight or a dame, you get a Christmas knight or Christmas dame name today. And we see, but there's no instant nights today. And the special celebration is very disappointing.
1:47:38 Well, we do start with Joe from Sher- Shurville, Indiana. Not far from Gary, probably. Please put me on the birthday list. And this is $361.42. I'm sure there's a reason for that. Put me on the birthday list for the 21st as I celebrate my 37th trip around the sun. Done! According to USinflationcalculator.com, this donation amount would have been enough to be an instantite in 1985 dollars. Yikes! It also happens to be enough to put me... so 1985 dollars, so we've lost three... what? Two-thirds. Two-thirds. You go back to the 70s and it's 10x. No kidding. 100 bucks instant night. Do you remember that... remember that Jumford Toyota? Yeah. You know what those trucks cost at the time? $5,000.
1:48:31 Yeah. It also happens to be enough to put me over the amount for knighthood in 2022 dollars, accounting below. I started listening to the show after Adam's first JRE appearance and have not looked back. I probably would have gone insane during the scamdemic. Do you have something to say with that? No, it's the gone for the JRE experience. Oh, okay. Very good. I probably would have gone insane during this scandemic if it weren't for this show and all you guys do to expose the insanity that is this clown world. From henceforth, I will be known as Sir Tooth Fairy Christmas Night of the Dirt Pit Blasters. And I'm requesting dry-aged ribeye and St. Elmo shrimp cocktail at the round table. Okay, we can do that.
1:49:22 And he requests a millennial air horn and yak karma for all. You've got karma. All right. Onward with Christopher Kessler in Marshfield, Wisconsin. And he came in with three three three dot three three. So he's associate special holiday associate executive producer. This donation should allow me to. a title upgrade from Viscount Christopher to Earl Christopher. No jingles, no karma. Ooh, all right. You're on the list. Sir Mike is in Clinton Township, Michigan, 333.33. Gotta love that number. In the morning, John and Adam, Sir Mike writes, I apologize for the gap in donations. It's been a wild half year here at Axehead Watchmakers. Oh, is this our wooden watch guy?
1:50:16 The wooden watch? I think so. The wooden watch? Yeah, it's axeheadwatch.shop. Supply chain issues are worse this year than last. We also have to sue a company that took our money, told us to make extra stock and ghosted us, but still exists for us to sue. Wow. Yeah. Oh, I hate it when this happens. In better news, I received 3,524 votes in a race that was decided by only 1,601. In third-party politics, we call this beating the spread or playing spoiler. As far as I know, I was the only libertarian to this in the state of Michigan this cycle.
1:50:59 My smoking hot wife Dame Kelly is in better health this year and did get a new job offer after the last Jobs Karma. Well, we're happy to hear that. Producers can still get 25% off wooden watches at axeheadwatch.shop with promo code ITM. Use your promo code! And we love that's Mike Lindell. Thank you, and we love them all for keeping us going throughout a rough patch Love is lit. Please give some karma that is good for lawsuits peace on earth goodwill towards men and lady You've got karma and here comes millennial mail from Portland. She's in Oregon
1:51:37 Oregon 33 local 33 meetup donation. Oh, okay. So she got to call out Yep, our donation gets credited to millennial mail to make her an executive producer We had a great meetup and I'd like to thank all the Portland slaves that have been supporting dicks primal burger My 100%... let me do this correctly. Yeah. My 100% grass-fed burger joint that would make Texas Slim proud. Thanks to John, despite blocking me, and Adam for the hard work and keeping us slave sane.
1:52:16 Man you you are loved even when you block people. That's great. Yeah, that's great. Yeah something cool about that All right, Millennial Mill on there. Nice. I love that you guys do that's very cool. Sir. Charles is in Thornton, Colorado Associate executive producer ship to 8008. It's a two boob. Oh Dear Kraken Buzz, First, Kyle is a douchebag and he sucks at fantasy football. Douchebag! Second, provided TPP jobs, Karma. My company is undergoing a merger. I could use it. Got it lined up. Finally, Adam brought a clip last show about gene editing called base editing. My wife, Dame Courtney of the Important Mountain, had a cousin named Carolina who underwent this therapy to treat her ongoing leukemia.
1:53:02 Within 48 hours after receiving this treatment, Carolina experienced a major cytokine storm and died on November 26th. This is not the way I expected the report to go. Oh, that's horrible. Within 48 hours of receiving this treatment, Carolina experienced a major cytokine storm and died November 27. She was 20 years old. Please give us a dose of F-cancer. You bet. Sorry to end the note on a downer. Yeah, we love you. Okay. I'm sorry about that too. Well, let's roll it all out then.
1:53:43 Stop Joe John! You've got karma. Sounds like the treatment was flawed. I agree. Anonymous from Wichita, Kansas comes in with 23456. We got a number of notes from him back and forth and back and forth. This is, no, it was the same as the one he sent before. This is the guy who- It was drunk. It was a drunk donation. Still married, wife still thinks I'm nuts. He's referring to the wife who thought he was nuts for taking ivermectin. She's the nurse. That's why you gotta keep your mectin in the safe. No jingles, no karma, sorry. Keep your mectin in the safe.
1:54:24 We got, oh look at this, that Larry show. Comes in with 233.33, wrote us a note, which I have here, Dear Adam and John, please enclose, fine, 233.33. Was this a check? What did he send? Do you remember? It was a check, it was a check, check, check. Oh, also please find two magnetic Lufta stickers. Oh yes. L-U-T-F-A. What is Lutfa? You both are Lutfas, as are most of the No Agenda tribe. Lutfa is an acronym of my invention, which stands for leave us the fuck alone. Lutfas predate all political parties, even most nations.
1:55:02 Since the drawing of time, Lutfos have been fighting Astkos, assholes seeking to control others. In the latest incarnation, they are commies masquerading as progressives. I'd say welcome to the Lutfos, but you guys have always been Lutfos. Well, maybe not John. Isn't he a former pinko? I think so. For a bit there. We saved him. Thank you for the always amazing content. Keep fighting the good fight, men. Merry Christmas from that Larry show. Would you send this sticker to me? you received two? Yeah, yeah, I got two of them. It's not as, you know what it is, it's like, you know those little oval things that you put on your car that makes you a Luxembourg, you know, the NL, you know, the different countries that indicate your life. The country sticker, yes. It's a country sticker. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'll send it to you. And it says Lutfer?
1:55:55 Yeah, it looks like a country sticker. Like, so people would see it and go, oh, I wonder where Lutfa is. By the way, people, I have a new PO box I wanted to mention just in case. Now, the old one in Austin will forward mail to the Fredericksburg one, but it's really easy to remember. It's 1849, just like the gold rush. 1849 Fredericksburg 78624. That's that simple. So send it all over there. And thank you, Larry Schoen. While you're mentioning little Public service announcements stop sending the notes to either myself or Adam and send them to notes at no agenda show net Right good luck with that Yes, because people are sending notes to notes and don't even say it don't even know it's a dumb fuck calm I mean they send them all over the place. Just make something up. What was it again? I
1:56:51 Notes at no agenda show net it'll soon be on Dvorak org slash na in q1 We have the new donation page everything going up and very excited about what's happening in q1 here It's gonna be a great quarter and a great quarter for us great cue guys. We'll have a Call me in Austin, Texas is on the list with a row of ducks. Oh She says, ITM John and Adam, Merry Christmas to you and your families and a Happy New Year. Please send a seasonal goat karma to all Gitmo Nation. Thank you for your courage. Love is lit. You've got karma. What do we have here? We have Sir Corky.
1:57:33 From Oulu, Oulu, Florida. Oulu, Oulu, Oulu, Florida. I read your bit short on donations this month. Hope this helps. Of course it does. Thank you. With this row of ducks, 222.22 donation, I become an associate executive producer of show 1513 and I dedicate this donation to the memory of my late mother who passed away earlier this year. As a former bank clerk, she certainly had her ducks in a row all the way to the end. Now do we credit her? Is that the idea? Did he tell us specifically to credit her? Well, he says, uh, it weighs a dedication. So I guess it's a dedication. He'll take the credit and dedicate it. It's just a dedication. Okay. I'm fine. Um, oops. I was, uh, I was also one of the executive producers of show 1498, but during that show you ignored my request for jingles.
1:58:22 Oh well, it was a busy show. The two following ones were even crazier for obvious reasons, so no worries. I hope you will play these jingles for me as an early Christmas present." Okay. Now he's asking for things... I do have these, I guess, which are very low in volume. Shut up already. You got the one. I know one is good too. No, I have two. Actually, I have two. Believe it or not, I have number two, which is the science has changed. I never heard this clip. Well, it's an ISO, believe it or not, and it looks like it might have been yours. I don't know if it's your or my ISO. Followed by, there's no real conflict. Barbara of Al, top it off with some yak karma, please. Oh, and in case you really don't find all three of these jingles, don't worry, I found it for you. Merry Christmas, happy New Year. Thank you very much. Shut up already. It's science. The science has changed. There's no real conflict. See, it was pretty good. You've got it. Tell us a story. Tell us a story.
1:59:21 karma is obviously massive con freaks beef is is last on our list and beef is is in Murfreesboro, Tennessee So it could be any number of people down there that whole areas is crawling with no agenda mavens 2 2 2 dot 2 2 another row of ducks Yeah, beef is from no agenda social calm being been a douchebag for three years Please accept the donation with some jingles Trump's jobs karma as I might start a new job soon and French mystic building karma for my health bulldog bulldog cap karma What did I say building building? I said building. Yeah, I saw a B and L and a D I
2:00:06 G. Anyway, you guys saved my life with the information the show provides. I never knew all the... It's amazing. The guys who can't read, we saved your life! You guys saved my life with all the bad reading and information the show provides. I never knew all the filth and lies. Let me do this. That's good. Filth and lies! Lies, lies, lies. Filton lies from the M5M until now. If I would have bowed down to my company and got the jab, I'd be in a mental institution by now or dead. Wow. The information from this show helped me survive through all the pandemic and beyond.
2:00:55 Thanks to the love of my life and working from home, I'm almost finished with tapering off of Klonopin. I've been taking this poison for 20 years, not to mention other SSRIs or SNRIs along the way. It's bad when you have talked to people hooked on heroin and they say, good luck with that taper. Holy crap. Also, I'd like to give a shout out to my smoking hot wife Daphne. We've been married for nine years and never had a fight and if it wasn't for her support and love I would not be here. I will forever love her till the day I die. John, you'll be glad to know my wife told me to donate. I hit her in the mouth about four months ago and she's laughed at you guys ever since. In a good way, I think.
2:01:39 Thank you for all the love and lit and all that stuff. Alright, so Trump, jobs, karma, and the Asian bulldog. Jobs, jobs, jobs. So we want to thank all these folks for making the show doable. Show 1513, this is their executive and associate executive producers. These are lifetime credits you can put on your resume forever. And we appreciate it. And if you'd like to find out more about becoming a producer of the NOAA Gender Show, if you want to see the old school website, go now before Q1.