2:00:09 You wait for days. Did you send this contract back? We need the contract back so we can do the mugs. Oh shit, yeah I'll get it. I'll get to it tomorrow. You'll get it the next day. So months go by. You're so right. It's horrible and then by the time you get it done, you don't like the design. Because in there you'd have to be able to approve the design so you have to do a prototype. And you have to have a committee. It's a nightmare. We're genius. I mean today it's really just us congratulating ourselves. I'm so pleased. We're great. Thank you very much. We really appreciate all the work that all of the producers do. We also have producers who weigh in with the treasure part of the trifecta, time, talent, treasure. And we kick it off today with our first executive producer, Alexander Bjargo. He's in Alicante, Spain, and he sends us $500. And he has the longest note, but there's some content in here. I live in sunny Spain where we run a cash-based chiropractic clinic. Didn't we read this one on the last show? I think we read this one.
2:01:13 It sounds familiar. Yeah, it's a native country, Norway. No, we read this one. I don't remember the $500 though. I think it was a make-good. We did a... This is really odd. I remember reading this. This was for his 50 times around the sun. We congratulated him on the last show. I don't think we get... His donation was credited. We have a back office. No, it was credited. I think this is... I don't remember a $500... Was there a $500 donation last show? Well, what I can easily do is take a look at the credits and he's right there at the top, Alexander Bjargo. We did this one on the last, on the Thanksgiving special. When was that note dated? I don't know, man. I'm looking at the spreadsheet. Oh, this is... I thought you were reading the note. Oh, hold on a second. Could this be a different email? A different donation?
2:02:08 He's well, we don't know well hold on hold on hold on we did all right We got if this is our top donor. We got at least figured this guy out Horlicks on his own Alex sounder okay, let me see where alicante is Alex on the 24th of November so that would have said so that would miss it I don't I don't understand that would have come in on Thursday. Well. You know it could have happened It could have the mail could have come in and got put on this but that would account for some discrepancy in the value of the... It came in at 2 43 a.m. my time. You know what we need to do? We need to fix this and I think we'll do that in Q1 everybody. So everything gets fixed in Q1. Alexander, thank you again regardless. We did read your note on the last time on the last show and if this is a new donation, thank you. We'll figure it out for sure. Well I'll skip right to Jared Jensen then from College Station, Texas. Home of the
2:03:07 Aggies! Texas Aggies. Exactly. $400.01. He says this month marks 10 years on the $5 a month subscription plan. This producer title is long overdue and gets me to knighthood. Thanks for all the value for value guys have provided over the years Shout out to a neighbor John by hitting the mouth and who beat me to having his name read out in a donation segment No jingles, no karma. I thank you very much Jared Dame bang bang solves a riddle from the previous episode with 333 36 from Bulton, California ITM
2:03:45 This is, by the way, this note shows you what No Agenda Nation is all about. Thank you to all the concerned producers who called, texted, and DMed me after Thursday's show to see if I was okay and to find out what in the heck Sir DH Slammer had done! As you recall, Sir D.H. Slammer sent a OneNote donation saying, I'm so sorry Dame Bang Bang. So, we were even, we were confused by this. To clarify, yes we were. He did nothing. He was not in trouble. He was trying to pre-bank an apology for the holidays and it clearly went terribly wrong.
2:04:26 Man, what does he do with the holidays that you need to pre bank pre bang pre bank Wow free banking is obviously that's the rage pre bank. I think that's related to CBC's Thusly in fact is going to do something wrong. I guess or he typically does I You know, it's like one of those, well, you know baby, I get sloshed on the holidays, so I'm sorry. Thus leading many no-agenda-ers to be concerned that we might have had a fight after all these 22 years. Well, he is now out on an apology because I did get mad at him for all the trouble and concern he caused. I may get over it. This bank is empty. You better pre-bank some more, bruh.
2:05:12 I may get over it by our anniversary in January if he donates to celebrate. We encourage this type of marriage counseling. Sorry to anyone that got concerned. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. Please send Sir DH Slammer some goat karma because I think he may need it this holiday season. Sincerely, Dame Bang Bang. You've got karma. Here's we have Gunnar here in San Francisco, 3333, interesting. Hey dudes, Gunnar here. I'll make this short. My dad has heart surgery at the beginning of the week. I need the best goat karma you got for my dad and to any and all of the No Agenda family out there that is going through some rough times.
2:06:04 I love you dad, I can't wait to be back out on the driving range with you. Hitting a bucket of balls. We'll double up the goat for you. You've got... karma. Not messing around with that. Gotta get back to the balls. Cutter Stone is in Anchorage, Alaska, 233.33. Gentlemen, I found you through Adam's first interview with Joe Rogan 999 days ago. Time to get on the show again. I think I'm done though. I don't think I'm gonna invite it anytime soon. What? Stop the show? What? I've been on four times! Well, that's okay. You're the Tony Randall now of that show. You get called in when you're needed because you need... Well, that's only happened once and that was the fourth time. So, I don't know. I mean, I can do it. Oh, it'll happen again, but it won't be like anytime soon.
2:07:04 So the first one was 999 days ago. That's cool. Your deconstruction and analysis of the news has had a profound effect on the size of a portion of my brain. It seems that I was born with a very tiny amygdala. Hold on a second. He's got this backwards. Yes, he does. It's okay, we understand. He didn't do an actual scan. He's self-diagnosing. A dozen helicopter rescues, innumerable car and airplane crashes, broken bones, stitches, and a missing finger point to that probability. What I have learned about the state of the world through your show has freaked me out and thus helped it to grow.
2:07:45 My now resized amygdala has improved my risk analysis to the point that I'm more cautious when standing on the top rung of a ladder trimming branches with a chainsaw. I can't thank you enough! Please accept this donation as my first installment towards knighthood at de-douching. I'll double deduce you for that. You've been deduced. A deducing and a little karma might be handy. One more deducing. Sorry about that. You've been deduced. Cut or stone. You've got karma. All right, Cindy Sheets in Greenwood, Indiana, $200. And she writes, switcheroo, associate executive producer for Cindy Sheets,
2:08:32 The net crosswords of AM ending. Oh, this is a confusing note. I think this is... Wait, didn't we have this one last week as well? Maybe. I think this was the Indiana meetup. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, it could be. I'll ask them what they're doing back to... This would account for the addition errors from the last show total. I love it. We've gone from bad to worse. Let me see. No, she's not on there from last time. No, she is associate executive producer on the last show. So these are doubles. Not all of them. Are they all double? No, don't tell me they're not all. Have we just doubled everybody? Hold on a second. No, no, no, no. For a fact. No, it's just a few.
2:09:27 I know for a fact that nobody else is because I don't remember Gunnar's story. No, I don't know we don't have them on the list doesn't matter Cindy Thanks, and the next one which is Tatya Talia pray Talia. We never got that. No, this is new. There's two doubles. There's two doubles. Yeah He probably came in at midnight or something. The timing. Talia Dupree is in Bikini, Texas, associate executive producer. And she says, Adam, I'm a dental hygienist. Very curious about what kind of procedure you are having. Sounds like maybe an all in four. Now, I wish I knew what that means. I looked it up. Oh, thank you. What is it? It's just like they spend a bunch of time. They do everything at once. So a bunch of stuff on your mouth. Unfortunately, not everything.
2:10:15 So I have... Well then it's not an all-in-four. No, it's not. It's extractions, it's bone grafting. We don't want to hear this. Yes, I'm answering the question. You don't want to hear it. Okay? You don't want to hear it. I don't care that you don't want to hear it. It's cathartic to me to talk about it because I'm very anxious about it. So a little cleanup. then I have and they will put temporaries in and I will have to wait three months to see how well the Everything takes how well I heal and then I get the implants Praying for a speedy recovery also add me to the birthday list. I turned 39 the 28th. Thanks, Talia Dupree Douglas You're welcome. And that was actually the last one I think wasn't it? Yeah, we only had seven and
2:11:06 And two of them are dupes, so we only had five. Hey, thanks for those five. I appreciate it. Five is better than four. This is the worst day of the year always. We have nobody that comes around. Everyone spent their money on Amazon. Nobody's listening. Today's the number one travel day, so everyone's going back home. And everybody blew their wad on Black Friday. I understand. We also appreciate every single person who supports the show, any way you support it. And we have lots of people to thank in the second segment. And there's always people who are on, luckily still on some of those sustaining donations. Very appreciative, very grateful for Noah Jen The Nation, always stepping up one way or the other. And we'll get this process fixed. We'll get that a little bit better. Q1.
2:11:54 Thank you again. If you'd like to learn how to become an executive producer or associate executive producer and get one of these anytime all forever credits, which are good forever, go here. Devorak.org slash N A. Thank you all for your time, your talent and your treasure for episode 1507. Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth. Order! Shut up slave! Shut up slave! Right. Right. That brings us to... what? Well, it brings us to a number of different things. I got some international news we can get out of the way because nobody's reporting any of this and this is my favorite clip for them in that regard. Okay. Do you know what's going on in the Congo War? No. Of course not. Why would you? Hold on a second. I gotta boost your volume. This is very low volume.