1:46:59 And, oh do you have Matthew Price's... I don't have his note handy yet. Do you have uh..his note? Who is our- The note that the number one donor? Yes! The number one donor 345.67 Okay yeah go for it. I have it right here Thank You It was part of a card that had to be disassembled so it could be scanned and then didn't scan very well anyway So when Matthew Price is our first guy top of the list with $345.67 in In the Atlantic Where the hell's that? Indie Atlantic? It says, Indie Atlantic Florida. Okay. Hmm. Never heard of it. Happy anniversary gentlemen! Congratulations on 15 years of media deconstruction this donation will put me over the threshold for knighthood and this is not doubling anything it is straight up and as a humble human resource I would like to be knighted as surplus two requirements okay
1:47:59 Is he on the list even? I don't know. We have let me see, I think so. No it's just in blue So yes, yes, let me check. Let me check. Are you doing that over there isn't this cheers to 15 more years yours Matt Thank you very much Baron Jim Bobway and Baroness Marianne Schneeberger no strangers to this list. The Schneebergers are here! Ladies and gentlemen the Honorable Baron and Baroness Schneeberger 333 dot 33 they know how to get our attention with that number Cary North Carolina in the morning gents thank you for the sanity monthly donation herewith They're going monthly John wow Thank you good, that's better I mean so we are worth more to you
1:48:44 Almost double a cable bill. Some cable bills are 300. Yeah, that's humbling much But Baron Jim Bob way baroness Mary Ann Schneeberger my light in the darkness I'll bet she is thank you both very much appreciate it Sir Thomas McKean in Lake Wylie, South Carolina. 333 dot 33. Jingles? Sorry John and Adam Biden whole load Trump massive dumps Fauci wheeze Obama you might die that's true too many jingles five But I think Adam might be able to do it. ITM Gitmo Nation, first off, I'm calling my stepdad out as a douchebag. This donation is to ask Gitmo Nation does anyone remodel cargo vans as mobile homes? For example, a Mercedes Sprinter or have contact accepting referrals. I am based in the Charlotte metro area
1:49:48 but I can be anywhere in the lower 48 as needed. I would love to send my value to a fellow NOA Agenda listener if possible, contact me and he's got NML at noagendasocial.com which is actually his name on NOAS Agenda Social but he has an email, I'm gonna read it so we can get swamped STMCKHOL at gmail.com you can rewind this if we want to hear that again thank you for your courage sir thomas mckean i'm gonna give you the whole load today they did dumps they call them dumps big massive dumps you might die that's true okay yikes thank you very much sir thomas natalie swerski is our
1:50:39 Only associate executive producer today. She's in Kingwood, Texas 212.129 palindrome and my husband hit me in the mouth multiple times over the years I How many times do you need to get hit in the mouth at what point? Do you wake up actually talks like this? I Told him I wanted to live in my happy little bubble. I didn't want to hear about the news One day however, I decided to give your podcast a shot And I haven't looked back since. Love ya! That's a story right there, man. Nice! Thank you Natalie. May I give you a karma for that? You've got karma. How nice...how nice. And this concludes our list of executive and associate executive producers again short But would you like to do our make goods now? Hopefully it will be picked up later
1:51:32 Yes, please let's do some make goods and then we'll eventually be all caught up. Okay now these are make goods from $1499, $1500, $1501 more or less we apologize but I think we're getting closer for brevity and we're not gonna do jingles but we will do douchebags it's a de-douchings etc Dakota C., Adam John thank you so much incredibly much for the 1500 episodes! I began my quest for knighthood in 2019 pro COVID pre-COVID, pro COVID. We've always been pro COVID. Pre-COVID you're deconstructing work in so much as a millennial finishing working in electrical field who just acquired a human resource
1:52:13 Also, I've started from episode one. Please see it counting below along with double credits. Sorry to hear that! From last month brings me to knighthood... ...I'd like to be known as Sir Grey Rider of the Templar and I'd like to call out RC as a douche. DOUCHEBAG! Please bring smoked brisket tacos and the Three Creek Stonefly rye beer to the round table Thank you very much And he says P.S John why were you so sure of Republican president in 2007? I've begun the quest of listening to all the episodes. Well, because sometimes he's just wrong! What? Yeah so when we started the show this Dakota C has started listening from episode one and says John in 2007 why were you so sure of a Republican president? I was uh not up to speed He hadn't been hit in the mouth properly yet
1:53:14 Something was wrong with me. David Wright in the morning? That sounds kind of sad, the way you said that... Something was wrong. Thank you, Crackpot and Buzzkill for 15 years of courageous service and happy show 1500 here's to 1500 more shout out to Sir Burgess of the Ozarks for hitting me in the mouth nearly a decade ago And this donation doubled finally brings me to the roundtable and leaves an extra penny for the jar Please lighten knight me sir lucid of the Ozarks Thick chicks and thymerosol for the round table whoo-hoo you got it Andrew Feltz
1:53:53 Apologies for this note going to the wrong address. I'm a relatively new listener to the podcast, heard Adam on the WhatBitcoinDid podcast this summer he hit me in the mouth. Instant night donation of 800.85 please dub me SirOculus of Mount Cornea! I would like all natural glaucoma meds and ooey gooey cookies at the round table. Alright... C Baker I was in the flood of donations that couldn't be read and didn't know, that couldn't read and didn't know to email these addresses. My apologies so it's alright we're fixing that Q1 everybody First and foremost, I probably need a triple dose of the Massengill de-douching. First donation... You've been dedouched! Thank you for all you do while the MSM pollutes the minds of the sheep. I would be like to known as Sir Ogre of Portsmouth at the round table like bacon Mad Dog 2020 and Milwaukee's Best Light Can you pick up Edward Tattnall?
1:54:51 I don't have this open, sorry. Edward Tattnall make good please around 238 or so of episode 1498 it was announced that my switcheroo donation brought my wife Doreen Tattnall to damehood but alas She was not included in the ceremony and so languishes in the realm of the untitled. Please pronuncicate her Dame Doreen, Adele of the snickerdoodles! She requests rumballs and apple pie moonshine at the round table." Thank you very much The entertainment and information delivered by you two is...in a most professional way continues to amaze, amuse and enlighten What would we do without you?
1:55:29 Thanks and keep up the good work from Ted Sir Fodfather, Baron of the Circle City. By the way these people will be Black Dames or Knights today you're not gonna open it at all just gonna make me struggle... Oh! You want to go and open it? Well there's only five six seven more... I'm going give you an offhanded compliment you read these so well Yeah, for some reason because you actually have sincerity and you're just great. You know why? Because I care about people John yeah you do and i think this is because you did such a great job by just far as I'm concerned I can start sorting through garbage here's the thing so my voice is cracking all of sudden I hear you go
1:56:13 Oh, it didn't even... mine has no fizz now. My Dr Pepper is flat. No you heard me open a can! Okay I drank. Parker Paulie here from the Sasquatch Valley WSQV Sasquatch Valley Top 40 Radio. I've been to that station Adam and John in the morning. Thank you, thank you for your insights your sanity your humor twice weekly I'm a better person for having listened all these years no joke! I also have a blast creating No Agenda art And it's a thrill when my creative product is selected to provide value to the show With this donation of the honor of bellying up to the roundtable please knight me sir dude named Parker Pauly with his title I want to reestablish that I am a man A fellow, a gent, a male, a dude equipped with twig and berries. I beseech you misgender me no more!
1:56:58 We have done this consistently. And we'll do it again! Adam, this starving artist humbly requests prune pierogi and pumpkin whoopie pies at the round table I have no idea what a prune pierogi could even be like... Makes you poop. It's been a privilege congratulations on 1500 shows I raise a glass to no agenda past present and future Thank you. Ron and Mary Nelson from Moores Hill, Indiana. Crackpot and Buzzkill before you read any more please call me out as a douchebag. I've been listening since around 2012 and there's no excuse how be grateful if you would see fit now to de-doosh me! You've been de-dooshed Please just de-doosh with the knockoff Chinese version since i'm not worthy of the homegrown... it's okay we gave you full authentic We actually didn't get any of the knockoffs in
1:57:52 They better hurry up. So there are no we know we were restocked with good stuff Oh, this is the good stuff? Yeah No more of these you know, it's not gonna wait We did the way get around that I'm just telling anyone who wants to report stuff from China Quality control now that I've been released of this burden I just want to say how grateful I am for the two of you influencing The way that I see the world and the media you have had a profound impact on my life And for that I'm grateful your service to humanity Your service to humanity... I can't even say it right. I need Lloyd Bridges! Your service to humanity during the pandemic will be known for generations
1:58:34 Let's hope so. Hey, you know we used to say when there is a million No Agenda CDs... When I was kid we used to listen to the no agenda show You need to download episodes onto USB disks on to drives. You need have these things everywhere that is possible if we really want to survive Don't think that noagendanation.com slash archive is going be great spot for it forever So your analysis and reasoned approach helped us, a lot of us not suffer. mass formation under the power-hungry tyrant spell. Your introduction to us of individuals like Professor Matthias de Smet and a host of others goes way beyond the pennies I give you as a flight attendant for a major airline for 38 plus years this became a real challenge with the possibility of being terminated however in part due to your steady analysis and humor, most of all my faith in Jesus Christ I was emboldened to resist
1:59:34 I was granted a religious exemption and joined other flight attendants to support each other in the group that we called The Organics. You should have called us The Unleadeds! I would like my night name to be Sir Hydration Transfer Engineer of the Shadowlands At the round table, I'd like to add my wife's amazing sweet cinnamon bread french toast and black Nicaraguan coffee My smoking hot wife of 35 years called me a douchebag when I started sharing no agenda with her. She felt that I was bringing shame to our good name for not donating, so she'll be relieved that this stain has been removed and I am now a knight of the No Agenda Roundtable." Oh! Forgot? I hit my sister Pam in the mouth in a year and I've noticed she hasn't donated although I'm feeling a little guilty calling her out since I was in the douche camp for so long. Okay... Thank you very much Ron and Mary and Ron Nelson everybody thank you. Sean D
2:00:28 He doesn't want any pagan karma by the way. I'm not giving any, I didn't get credited for producer show credit on either show 99 1500 1501 1502 1503 PayPal donation receipt shows shown below for 333 since on October 30th. This is Sean you're doing Sean D's? Yes this is Sean D okay why I was just wondering why you didn't do any jingles. Because we're skipping them? I'm not doing any jingles here, I already pre-announced that. It's just... We have to do something! Don't bring it up! You want jingles?! No no i don't want jingles. What is wrong with you!? I am a maniac. No comment other than keep the good work thanks for all you two do Sir Sean knight of the cisgendered third world jungle
2:01:23 You got it. Martina? No, I...Martina here's..I think it's Martina. It is not Martine? No! I'm pretty sure this is Martina. I think she's a female airline pilot believe and I hope I didn't misgender her. We have lot of pilots Yeah A lot people in the airline industry and cops And military And by the way Just for the people out there that need to know, I did it. I finally did it after two years! You renewed your ham radio license? It's the biggest pain in the ass anyone could possibly imagine. The website is unusable... Really? Yeah, this has been pretty unusable. If anyone wants to renew their license just let the AARP do it for you. You subscribe for one year and they'll do it! They will renew your license?! Yes that you get a note when your license expires from the AARP Hey, you want your license renewed we'll do it Cool I'll wait for that Take them up on it
2:02:26 I had to call Washington DC and talk to the FCC, and have me...I had to be walked through the website. Oh how embarrassing! It's very embarrassing and then there is a bunch of stuff like Wait a minute wait! So one...FCC... No no we can't let this go by John We can't let this just go by FCC can you put on hold for one second okay? I got some old dude who can't figure out the website. Am i right? No, not at all because you could tell that this all these guys do so they spent it takes about 45 minutes by the way and my comment is something like this half the time...I'm supposed to put what in there
2:03:14 And it's like he says you the FRN number I said it but the FRN numbers already on the page So no, you've just put to pull down and put it in but it's already on the patient seems redundant Oh goodness. And so my comment is mostly well that seems redundant Well that seems redundant and the guys who keep walking me through and so I get finally when you click over here You're the guys really annoying can you take this call? He says all right So it's a p... I don't use this term lightly. Pull it down and put in, old man! It's a piece of shit Which is pretty much like every ham radio website on the internet. Does it still use blink tags this thing to renew your license? No, I wouldn't be sure no i didn't see any but you know they had a lot of drop downs You crack me up So back to martina with the double credit This will get me to dame hood level if you would chip in one penny well Of course we're gonna chip in one penny for you where's my penny Where's my jar who took my jar oh there it is right behind you got it
2:04:22 I would like to be named Dame Kicking and Screaming. And I would like to request the following at the round table... Roll mobs! And track drop! Met stroopwafels, yummy! Trek drop is like the really thick black, you can pull the licorice apart. Stroopwafels, you know what those are? And rollmops... Yeah they actually sell the stroopwafel here in the United States a lot. Yes and do you know what rollmops are that's the pickled herring rolled up with it... Rollmops, they're called. Oh you know rollmops! I didn't know that okay. Hey yeah roll mops Robert Campbell, I've been a fan. He's got a pickle and a melon and a little bit of onion. Yeah
2:05:05 Robert Campbell's been a fan since day one and when he saw the promotion leading up to show 1500, he knew my dream of being a knight was in sight. He says when I realized my donation for show 1499 was missed i was upset but after listening to the number of producers listed in the show since I was not surprised I humbly ask for make good and the nighting you shall be black sir nothing special from me at the round table but I'd like a de-dooshing. Sorry! My mistake how did that happen? There we go. You've been de-douche'd! That's better, alright thank you very much Peter Rosinski We're almost there folks By the way that was genuine content you just heard In a morning John and Adam after episode 1503 dropped I wrote a concern note about my pending knighthood
2:05:54 from 1500, which had yet to happen. I wasn't listed as a title change or anything on the show credits this morning. I finished actually listening to episode 1503 and heard Adam read my note! Which was nice yes i do listen to the donation segments thank you. I was not however called up to be knighted strange doesn't that normally happen on the same show? Yes I know you guys probably get a lot of notes like mine and are fatigued. Not really, please understand i'm not complaining It's okay but I am probably others are confused by the process oh you know what we're all confused We're all confused. The process! The process...I love the process Q1 q1 We never expected this to be last for 15 years we gotta-we now have to really fix the process which is a process
2:06:40 Seen that my earlier donation was noted. Okay, we will take care of you you bet you will be knighted today Christian lair One two more here I would like to split this donation into two five hundred a thousand with the double credit to my smoking hot wife Deborah To make her an incident To the love of my life, mother of my child and reason for getting up every day you are now an official dame and executive producer of The No Agenda Show. I'm thrilled we can now dine and drink together at the round table And like the other 500 to get credited to me Sir Christian of Phoenix, no title change for now just a much sought after executive producer credit and your dame will become a black dame
2:07:24 And Matthew Balvanz is our final make good. This might actually clear it all up! This might be the last of the backlog... I want to check in on an Instant Knight contribution during the 15th anniversary special I submitted, you got the receipt? Of course. I mostly want to make sure this show received a donation and didn't screw it up. See thank you! A couple people would, hey I don't care about the mentions. We'll make sure that you got it and that's always appreciated. That is really...that's very sweet and typically yes thanks oh did you get the Zelle? Someone tried to do a Zelle? I'm working on it yeah Zelle will be probably in play in a week or so Q1 um where was I uh
2:08:04 Thanks to you and Adam for hosting the best podcast in the universe all these years. I started listening long before episode 200, I am well overdue for a de-douche. You've been dedouched! And here is... The show and its producers have taught me so much over the years and it's past time for me to contribute some treasure If my contribution still counts towards an Instantite it does with black in front of it Night Meets for Matthew, Mutton and Meat at the Roundtable. Of course that's going to be there Aims Iowa. Matthew thank you all so much apologies again that this is forcing us into a process which is good
2:08:43 It's a very good thing. Thank you again to the executive and associate executive producers for episode 1504, and we'll be thanking more producers later on and well We got a lot more show coming up so with that I would say if you'd like to be a producer go here devorak.org slash n-a thank you 15 years of your time talent and treasure Our formula is this? We go out we hit people in the mouth Order! Shut up, slave. Shut up, slave. Oh and I wanted to uh... Wanted to thank Cabbage Paps for the official Adam Curry strain It is approved and I can't wait to see it grown all over the world Finally, finally he's reached his pinnacle He sent me seeds