Jacked Up Joe

00:00 It's time to rubbleize! Adam Curry, John C. DeVore Action! Sunday September 4th 2022 this is your award-winning Gimbal Nation Media Assassination Episode 1483 This is no agenda Better dead than red And broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region No. 6, In The Morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry... ...and from Northern Silicon Valley where we're still waiting for this Artemis thing—I mean what is it gonna take? —I'm John C. Dvorak. It's Clackvot and Buzzkill! In The Morning! I have a sequence of clips

00:37 Blam of short clips. Yeah, it started off Okay NASA says everything is a go so far for tomorrow's planned launch of the Artemis one mission to the moon Forecasters say the weather is expected to cooperate The blast-off window is tomorrow afternoon And from what I understand, they already knew they had problems when she was talking about this. So the next day... Well for the second time this week NASA's Artemis rocket did not fly The space agency scrubbed the launch of the massive rocket after a new technical issue surfaced and attempts to fix it failed CBS' Mark Strassman is at the Kennedy Space Center Mark earlier this week it was an issue with the engine What happened this time?

01:17 A lot of frustration here. NASA just announced it looks as though they're going to have to roll the rocket back to the garage, back to the Vehicle Assembly Building that would delay the next launch window until later this month more likely later next month today's problem came up a couple of hours into loading the rocket with propellant It happened at the bottom of the rocket, right about here. They discovered a leak in the liquid hydrogen fuel line and they tried to troubleshoot it three different times all without luck and at that point the launch was a scrub. Second time in five days that NASA has been luckless on the launch pad both times a liquid hydrogen leak was an issue and frustration comes after years of delays and billions of dollars in cost overruns and Liliya this rocket still hasn't left the launch pad

02:05 Yeah, it's kind of analogous to Joe's whole deal. It just don't work. Here's the fun final short clip. That's right, I mean we were waiting all day today back and forth a lot of communication from NASA to the public and it didn't happen Just big picture here Mark how important is it for NASA that Artemis 1 succeed? It's everything! I mean NASA has a timeline to return astronauts to the moon but first they have to have a successful test flight around the Moon and back from Artemis one A minimum of drama And right now they can't even get it off the ground Nice sexual kind of connotation there at the end. They can't even get it off the ground, hey man here you go. Minimum of drama and right now they can't even get it off the ground Can't even get it up man...can't get it up Do I have a few uh to get this off? Oh yeah When are they gonna fly this thing again or try it again Never You know what just go look up Operation High Jumper you know the real problem all right onward

03:06 I have a few mea culpa's, so i'm gonna get out of the way. Yes we had a few you even wrote that in the newsletter! I was surprised... We're never wrong what are you talking about? Well sometimes you're not really wrong but you... You're made a mistake. Oh, hold on second this is not about we have some mea culpa's Is this stuff that I did wrong? No, it's me. Okay, you never make no Hey, how's that DW 40 doing huh? Ww4 wd40 I was right yes at WD for do you were right what you weren't right whatever you were reading or whoever that guy was was right Excuse me. I didn't hear you. I was what

03:45 You're right. Okay, it was water displacement number 40 which used the Cote's rockets So who knew? It just seemed fishy The other thing is it's not dirty crude its sour crude But I told you that that was that was hyperbole of the newsreader over there whoever that one was That it was I think so There's two kinds of crude. There's two kinds of major crudes crude oil and One is sour, it's loaded with sulfur. And the other one is sweet. It's sweet crude and the sweet crude is a good stuff because you don't have to desulfurize it. Yeah, you can cook with it or is that...

04:26 I guess not. I never tried but it's, I don't think so it's kind of grimy okay yeah that was Queen Ursula who said the dirty dirty Russian fossil fuels! Yeah dirty yeah so now we understand what she was talking about and the last one was Saterr the guy in Iraq is a Shiite not a Sunni the Sunnis there's really no the Sunni faction of Iraq... Now what guy are we talking about here? Well I said that Al-Sadr, the guy who's a... Al Sadr yeah. ...Al Sadr was a Sunni and i got called out you're full of it he is not as Sunni he's a Shiite and he is I mean I should have known that because

05:04 Iraq is mostly a Shiite country even though it was always run by Sunnis. Hey man, it's okay you're allowed to make mistakes that why we have the best traditions I want to get this Iraq thing straightened out because there going be an issue for the president Oh yeah oh its a big issue So I've got a bunch of clips on it too but let me explain what's going on here This guy who is something of a phony in terms of quitting he's never gonna quit they say And I have one of these experts from, of all places, Johns Hopkins. Oh yes! This is where the experts live? Yeah they're all there so he is a Shiite who hates Iranians and hates the Iranian Shiites and he's actually up against...a faction of the Shiites running for office in Iraq are Iranian Shiites or the pro-Iranian Shiites, they're Iraqis

05:56 And he thinks they should be kicked out of the country and associated with the United States. So, he's a hardliner of a certain sort that is very popular guy and I have some clips about having Iraq report which I did pick up from Al Jazeera. I'm glad you have this because a lot of people see what's going on here we talked about the green zone being under attack on last episode which is really just not reported The green zone is basically gone. The walls have been blown down. They took the walls down and they're running into the green zone, the Green Zone's a fiasco at this point but the whole country hasn't had government for over a year. Hey that's what we do!

06:43 That's what we do. We rub a lie phone finger number one look who we did everybody he did it again I looked around cuz I knew I couldn't get any of this information from any mainstream, you know anti-trump local news So I went to Al Jazeera and they had a couple reports and I picked one apart And this is the one I've got This is Iraq report 1 A political crisis in Iraq has erupted into violence after the powerful Shiite leader, Muqtada al-Sadr announced he was quitting frontline politics. Gunfire and explosions have rocked Baghdad's high security green zone in the past few hours with reports of heavy fighting between rival Shi'ite factions. At least 20 people have been killed and hundreds injured in the worst fighting Iraqi capital has seen in years. Victoria Gatembe begins our coverage

07:35 Chaos in Baghdad's heavily fortified green zone. Rival Shiite factions targeting each other. The fighting escalated late on Monday night after a day of violence and political turmoil. It's probably better as a visual report, but I do like the sound effects. The sound effects are great! I had to cut most of them out because there were bombs and they were just going crazy with the sound effects. Yeah, i've seen some of the footage... But they had a lot of visuals showing these maniacs just holding up a gun and shooting it wildly into the green zone. You know what you don't see? You don't see anyone on-I mean it's chaos in these videos but you don't see anyone getting shot. You see just hear

08:28 You don't see a lot of shooting. Well, there's a lot of bodies laying around here and there so it's not really completely true. Somebody is getting shot but is maniacs just like you know this if you remember that war in Iraq where you have these these show-offs that like to stand in the middle or them standing up holding your gun and shooting from the hip yeah and then killing their son or their friend? Yeah they're just nuts So, let's go to part two. Protests broke out after Shiite cleric Mactala al-Sadr announced he was quitting frontline politics His supporters broke into the presidential palace which houses the prime minister's office Many even taking to the palace pool

09:13 This is a thing now, isn't it? It's like if there's revolution you better show plebs jumping in the presidential pool or something. That that's kind of this was packed. Yeah Pool in the Bronx or something was packed palace pool I Our demands are to dissolve parliament and to hold the corrupt to account. And we say, my master, Moktada al-Sadr, their pride is under your feet and will sacrifice for you. Victory is ours." Caretaker Prime Minister Mustafa Alkademi halted cabinet sessions until further notice but Iraq's political life was already in limbo

09:57 There's been deadlock for almost a year since Mokhtar al-Sadr's party won the largest share of seats in elections last October. It wasn't enough to secure a majority and Sadr hasn't been able to form a government of his choosing He told MPs to resign in June, and supporters have been protesting since July Some even briefly occupied parliament They want new elections without the participation of Iran-backed groups. This is an Iraqi revolution, Iraq should be returned to its people. This is not the first time Sadr has announced his retirement from politics and many have dismissed it as a bluff to gain leverage over his rivals. Already several protesters have been killed and hundreds wounded

10:46 And it's feared Sadr's latest move could lead to yet more instability. You know, this is really quite a sad example of an overthrow of government I mean look at us man January 6 now that was that was insurrection brother what you guys are doing is nothing so What exactly is the problem? He couldn't form a cabinet as a parliamentary system? They couldn't form a government A government or a cabinet? It's a parliamentary system. A government, right. Government Yeah I'm sorry cabinet yeah a government he couldn't form a coalition that's the term we're looking for and so the other group all ganged up and they made it fake one They ganged up oh no! This guy is a populist guy He's the one who wants to you know Iraq first let's get rid of these Iranian influencers Let's get this out of there The Sunnis meanwhile have been taken out Of the picture largely because they're the ones who turned everything over to ISIS

11:41 Right, that wasn't a good one. So that's the end of their political career because they're useless and then the Kurds are the odd man out and it's hard to say where they're headed but none of this is being covered by Western media because we were so preoccupied with January 6th investigation and listening to Biden Melania's underpants! We were ahead of times brother, we knew it was coming Well, yeah we got that part right. So but the thing this is a major you know I don't know if it reflects poorly on the United States and our nation building and all the rest of these idiots and our stupid green zone people who started this stupid war We're outta there! The Green Zone they're up to... They are on their own so the Green Zone's done for that whole idea There is a lot pools there in the how come not diving into the Green Zone pools?

12:34 I don't know, there's probably a few of them. They just started reporting it now they're the great friend of mine was in the we lived in the green zone from high school he got ahold me some years ago and you told me that the Green Zone is the closest thing I can country club for my edification the closest thing he knew that could compare to his Hayward Hayward, California this kind of a suburban community it had all these house tract homes Oh really like part of him. He said looks like America didn't they have like Pizza Hut and Burger King no No, there was just like yeah like Heyward Yeah, that's why we want to see some of these is some of these Iraqis like you know busting down a Burger King

13:13 kick him back in a Taco Bell. It looks to me, because there's a bunch of... this is a long report I only took like four clips but they had one guy that he wouldn't go in there he says it's a mess he says just because bullets are just flying every which way from both sides and he says you can't go so you can't really get what you described you can't get that in and out it's the problem Yeah, I mean it's a mess. This is really something that should be reported Let's go to clip three well with more on how the Iranian government is reacting to the violence in Baghdad Well, we've heard from officials in Iran who have advised their citizens not to travel to Iraq. They have also canceled all flights to Iraq as a result of the instability that is ongoing in that country. There's a travel advisory for all Iranian citizens to avoid travel to the country. They

14:07 the land border crossings between Iraq and Iran. Of course, the two countries are neighbors and they share a very long border that stretches about 1300 kilometers. We also heard from the foreign ministry spokesperson earlier this evening, he said that the Iranian government believes there is no political impasse that Iraq can't solve itself, and that the Iranians are recommending that Iraq pursue a solution to political misunderstandings they're having based on its constitution. Which is interesting, of course, because one of the main issues that is at the core of

14:50 Muqtada al-Saudi supporters and the government is the Constitution itself, and the laws that have been put in place about the system of government that they have. Yeah, that was our doing mostly... It's gonna kick that feeling of the Constitution to the curb and do whatever they used to or whatever they're comfortable with. And what they're comfortable with is not Having a bunch of foreigners there seems to me, but now we take it the last clip Yeah, I'm just doing that to fill up the color so we sound the same as the clips. That's a good idea! The last clip is our expert from Johns Hopkins who comes in and makes a couple of comments. Oh, I'm excited! By the way... Listen to this guy. See this guy is from Johns Hopkins but he speaks like a guy who doesn't sound like a very... You'll see

15:49 Albert Wolff is a research associate at Johns Hopkins University. He isn't shocked by Sader's announcement. Frankly, I think this is Sader being Sader. I do believe that this is—I wouldn't call it a stunt per se—but I do believe that he was jockeying for leverage in this current political crisis the past two elections have yielded the same exact results. One of the things that's pushing him is that he has not been able to get a prime minister of his choosing, one of the things that he demanded was

16:28 The coordination framework nominates someone who was quote unquote independent from Nouri al-Maliki. That's one thing that's pushed this and the second thing is, is that he's resisting US and Iranian influence so these are a couple of the things that are pushing to us but these are tactics that has been used since 2003 I think the United States has just dropped all foreign policy except Russia and Ukraine. And EU, everything else is just gone! They don't seem to be doing anything. Well we're doing a crappy job of it...

17:09 And this is a joke now, I mean this is why I think it's not being covered They're told not to cover it because it just reflects poorly on all this Bush Cheney Democrat we gotta keep people focused on the scary MAGA Republicans. Yeah mega mega mega That's my now where I think that are everyone's caught up with Iraq. No, yes. It yeah Something on Iraq I've had No, we're caught up. It's not good. What else? Don't mess with us! We'll come in there and screw it up and screw the screw-up. Rubble eyes! It's time to rubble eyes! Alright so this everyone is in a tizzy about the Biden speech and I'll give you a boots on the ground from The Hill Country which has always...I have a bunch of clips from this speech but they are all short except that got one

18:10 The definitive long bitchin' moan about MAGA, MAGA, MAGA. I got that too but go yeah give us a boots on the ground what do you have what do people think they're in Hill Country Texas? So Paul my septic tank guy he came by and now Paul is larger than life He's got a dually huge dually pickup truck You know it's gotta flip phone You know, he just... when he jumps out smoking his Marlboros my dog doesn't even bark at him. This guy is like... He's in command of everything and so we're fixing some small problem

18:50 And he's like, hey did you go see Ted Nugent? I said uh you know actually did look. I said Tina is a big fan and really want to go by the time i looked it was all gone. We had we had a box 12 seats people serving us drinks was great! He just goes on the tell us you know all this shit Ted would say about the government and ATF... Then he says what do think about our country man?! Before I can even say anything he's like I'll tell you a lot of people are fed up fed up fed up!! I was a little concerned with seems to be frustration bordering maybe a little bit on anger. And from Paul, you know there's some crazy dudes I don't want to say he is crazy but and i dont think anything would happen but they seem like pushed to the edge with this one and that's more narrative than what actually took place

19:43 But man, how cool. Did they think that ABC News executive did the red lighting? Was that his doing like we did such a great job on the January 6 trial let's have this guy do this thing I don't think so. What do you think? It was just an accident? Somebody's gonna have to explain it to me because it was dumb and all the memes coming out of it with Beelzebub, and Baphomet, and all that... And lizard heads! The lizard head is a good one and of course Hitler Stalin you name it yeah actually you know that uh I got a little one minute clip here I think it was Jimbo, producer Jimbo sent this to me from V for Vendetta. You know one of the classic movies. Yeah a great movie Remember remember the 5th November gunpowder treason and plot? And so this is the Chancellor and the Chancellor's on this huge screen in front of you know whatever the council is and he's commanding them and It looks very similar to the Joe Biden set with that you know The red on both sides and also kind of what he said Every day gentlemen

20:48 Every day that brings us closer to November every day that man remains free is one more failure 347 days gentlemen 347 failures Chancellor we do not have the adequate for we are being buried beneath the avalanche of your inadequacies, Mr. Creedy! Tonight I will speak directly to these people and make the situation perfectly clear to them The security of this nation depends on complete and total compliance Tonight any protester, any instigator or agitator will be made example off

21:32 Yeah, kind of like that. We should go right into the Biden...the long part of the Biden speech that I have clipped here. Okay? Which one is it? It's Biden MAGA cancer! Okay.... I give you my word as a Biden... You know what how about how about i play one into the next just to make the whole effect perfect Just a little tale of this one here. Okay, it was the wrong clip anyway. I need the Biden... Mega rant redux is the one you want to play so once you plan back-to-back. Yeah, just a little bit of this one Okay night any protester any instigator or agitator will be made example off We must be honest with each other and with ourselves Too much of what's happening in our country today is not normal Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans

22:22 represent an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our republic. Now I want to be very clear, very clear up front not every Republican not even a majority Republicans are MAGA Republicans Not every Republican embraces their extreme ideology. I know because i've been able to work with these mainstream Republicans But there's no question that the Republican Party today is dominated, driven and intimidated by Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans. And that is a threat to this country These are hard things

23:06 But I'm an American president. Well, a couple of years since you stopped it I will mention this. I thought he was jacked up on something different and then he was...and i think its the same thing when he was jacked up in Wilkes Bar, Pennsylvania because it was the same kind of cadence and he was all jacked up. The next day, and I have a clip of him the next day He was half dead! He was half dead the next day

23:52 We have some comments about that too, but this the other thing that's interesting about this particular spiel from Biden is that there was sirens going off in the background constantly. Yeah it's Pennsylvania. There was some guy on a bullhorn yelling fuck Biden and let's go Brandon there was that too I heard that. And it was a disaster...I thought it was a mess. Listen to this one bit because this is something I think is overlooked because he did point it out specifically. Intimidated by Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans, because i've been able to work with these mainstream republicans but there's no question that the republican party today is dominated driven and intimidated by Donald Trump on the MAGA Republicans so extrapolating here He is in fact saying that the Republican Party Is driven by

24:47 these crazy nut jobs Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans but I think he means specific politicians right? Would you say, I mean obviously it doesn't matter but just we're gonna... I'm not sure what you mean. Yeah, there's a bunch of politicians that are... Right but he is not talking about Republican voters because that was the big thing. Republican voters Paul the Septic guy Oh I see what you're saying They're saying hey man this he's saying this about us You know we're insane We're extreme yeah i think your might be right so I think it's possible that he's assiduously avoiding assiduously avoiding calling

25:26 the whole base of Republicans deplorables and anything stupid like Hillary did. No, no Biden is smart he has a Kareem Abdul Jean-Pierre Van Claude Van Damme to do that for him Yeah I think it's more Valerie Jarrett doing that for you than her Listen to this And again, we see majority of Americans who disagree. And so when you are not with where majority of Americans are then that is extreme. That is an extreme way of thinking. So if you think for yourself... You're extreme! You're nuts!

26:04 So she's the one that screwing it up. Anyway, we'll continue with this I got some clips from her making some funny errors Let me just watch it She's dumb let's listen to the rest of the president or The person jacked up to be the president And that is a threat to this country These are hard things But I'm an American president Not a President of red America blue America but of all America And I believe it's my duty, my duty to level with you and tell the truth no matter how difficult. No matter how painful. Here in my view is what is true. MAGA Republicans do not respect the Constitution. They don't believe in the rule of law they did not recognize the will of people. They refuse to accept results from a free election

27:03 And they're working right now, as I speak in state after state to give power to decide elections in America. To partisans and cronies empowering election deniers to undermine democracy itself MAGA forces are determined to take this country backwards. Backwards! To an America Where there is no right to choose No, right to privacy. No Right to contraception no right to marry who you love They promote authoritarian leaders and they fan the flames of political violence that are a threat To our personal rights so the pursuit of justice to the rule of law to the very soul of this country

27:52 Matt Taibbi did a pretty good job deconstructing this and he said it is almost word for word lifted from George W Bush's 2002 speech which kicked off the whole you know terrorist under every rock. Who said this? Matt Taibbi Oh, yeah it could be. I mean Biden's notorious as a plagiarist. But specifically, I will not stand by and watch the will of the American people be overturned by wild conspiracy theories which i don't think you had... Did we have that one? Yes, no, yeah, yeah, we had that. Yeah, yeah. Bush said, I will not stand by as peril draws closer and closer

28:37 I will act. I will not stand by it, that's all about you. Read the...I put it in the show notes read the Taibi piece. The Taibi also said that he thought that the speech from Biden was... He noticed it was jacked up too on something but he said there was...it was flawless in terms of his normal flubbing It was flawless! I've got some examples...I don't think so Oh well it didn't do anything It's highly offensive. Is this the grubbing package? What is this? Well, the grubbing package is a good idea because he I repeated it by kind of sweetened it a little bit so you can hear it over and over but what are you trying to say here play them grubbing package. I believe we could lift America from the depths of COVID So we passed the largest economic grubby package since Franklin Delano Roosevelt

29:32 Biden is economic Viagra this guy he said that the American economy is faster than than any other country in the world. That's right, faster bigger more girth! What does that mean? Hey man, America is faster that means... And what's a grubbing package well you know if you look at the true definition of inflation but the velocity of money is important so maybe that's what he means I don't think so and was this grubbing did he say grubbing or grabbing it sounded more like grabbing

30:09 I believe we could lift America from the depths of COVID so we pass the largest economic grabby package. Economic grabbing package? Economic grabbing package, yeah that's what it is. Grabbin' the economy don't you think they said me grabbing? Grubbies and money grubbers would he say? Oh okay well i'll take that So drugs really hit the peak. This is where he's there's a six-second clip of him fast talking I'm like taking it back by this Patriotism Liberty justice for all hope possibilities we are still at our core a democracy Yeah, that was he was peeking. He was tweaking at that point. He was tweaking you so Can do hold on second can I do this can I oh

30:51 Can I give him a little bit of tempo here? Let's do one like Ben Shapiro. He is getting pretty close! Let me see if this works, hold on... Ben Shapiro! Patriotism, liberty justice for all hope possibilities we are still at our core a democracy Yeah yeah even sped up it was pretty good Good old Joe Here is another one by Mega Pro what? Ladies and gentlemen We can't be pro-insurrectionists. Another hard word for him, yes it's hard yeah but that's just stuttering man you're being mean to a stutterer okay he has a disability he's never was a victim Now I got the longer clip this is the mega cancer which i thought was a good little bit... I give you my word as Biden I've never been more optimistic about America's future not because of me but because of who you are

31:55 We're gonna end- Timing is great! Never been more optimistic about America's future. Woooo! That's perfectly timed I give you my word as a Biden, I've never been more optimistic about America's future Not because of me but because of who you are We're gonna end cancer as we know it Mark my words We're going to create millions of new jobs in a clean energy economy. We're going to think big, we're going to make the 21st century another American century because the world needs us too! That's where we need to focus our energy not on the past not on divisive culture wars Not on politics and grievance but on a future that we can build together

32:45 The Maggie Republicans believe that for them to succeed, everyone else has to fail. They believe America is not like I believe about America. I believe America's big enough for all of us to succeed and that is the nation we're building a nation where no one is left behind Okay, he started. He did a lot of cliches Yeah No That was all that was a cliche fest But I will say now that I've listened to this very carefully and I've heard you know him single out specifically these Politicians who are the ones they want to throw in jail? I'm not of course not justifying this I think Trump said equally as flammable things about Democrat politicians

33:30 It's just inflammatory. Inflammatory, yes that yeah, yeah. Inflammatory thank you. That is why there are two of us He said a lot of that stuff and we were all cheering now the thing that is weird I wasn't cheering I never listened to his speech. It was hilarious but the thing that is weird... Well he went too..I understand he did it 2 hour set No but wait a minute before we talk about his gig When he was running, all the MAGA people were out and the stadiums are still full. People love it. They're cheering like lock her up. It doesn't matter what it is. Lock her up! So Biden is kind of doing a similar thing actually

34:09 Kind of poorly because he you know, he doesn't have the stage presence. And so they kind of add that with red But what's weird is that the Democrats aren't out there going? Yeah. Yeah lock him up They're not energized by it They also kind of find it creepy or maybe everyone's just tired of this particular type of campaigning Which I think and I watched a lot of Trump. He's still doing similar stuff Well, that's not really new material. I got two more clips to play here and I want to play just ask you a question like this is the end of the MAGA speech which is what I'm calling it

34:47 And I thought it was weird the way it ended because instead of playing Hail to the Chief or some uplifting thing, they walked him off with some bullshit. You know some... Some horrible walk-off and then as he left the place they played America is Beautiful. I thought it was just listen to this and this is a way it ended. Democracy! Thank you I Oh my god, it's a mash-up of America the Beautiful and Yankee Doodle Went to Town. Yeah exactly and it sounds like something you'd hear on The Rocky Bullwinkle Show Or from Disney! It's a Disney production! Perfect you nailed it. That's it the whole thing was done by woke people at Disney they did The Lights they did The Marines They did the music They gave the shot originally to Shirley Temple

35:51 and later Britney Spears, you know they give that to Joe. Totally Disney! Crazy. So the next day... Wait I didn't clip it because it's like oh thats interesting to see Trump at the end of his rally. During his whole last spin-up, he said we will make America better again, handsomer again more orange again and beautiful again and while he's doing that for about three minutes they have a new track that plays very inspirational big orchestral music just building up to the very end it is timed Now I wish i'd clipped because this is a joke compared to that

36:48 It is a joke, there's no doubt. And then Biden also staggers off you know he still unsteady his wife has to be there to actually walk him off the stage. Yeah to escort him so that he doesn't fall over I think that Obama people are now just starting to uncloak everywhere this isn't an Obama person speech this is not even someone in the White House well the people in the White House are Obama people You know we watched The Elvis Movie Yeah, which has turned out to be a box-office flop I guess. I loved it! I really love the movie but i could not help but remind...but be reminded continuously that you know Biden is kind of like Elvis with Dr Nick It's like if you've seen the movie Colonel Parker's doctor, Dr Nick he's the guy that kept jacking Elvis up even when he was literally fainting and that's what they got to have for Biden, a dr nick

37:49 Well, it's probably a Dr. Nick so the next day with this stuff wears off and so the next day he does this crazy little event where he were a bunch of people win some award or something and Biden comes us in that stupid little Room the green screen room they have outside the White House. It's the TV studio. It's not it's not a little room No, it's a stage is a soundstage as a little stage and they have a big stage He only still but it's divided into four or five sets Well he comes in there and he's got a little cheap table Yeah, that's too low. That's too low

38:26 Yes, he's got a cheap low table and he sits on that cheap... And I'm talking cheap plastic chair. That's got those little white... You should look at this. Let me go back and look and see the chair here and then I guess it was Granholm or somebody else sitting in the other one. And this is cheap! It's just cheesy! Cheesy plastic chair, cheesy little desk and then like a Zoom thing going on. He's completely out of it He's just and he's like almost falls asleep a couple of times But I do have this one little clip of him babbling about not even making sense Next day Biden is the clip. Oh, I'm sorry okay got it

39:08 I took a look at this as a transition investment. I'm so proud to announce 21 awardees up on the screen here who each received between 25 million and 65 million jobs to turn their plans into action How many jobs? 25 and 60 million Oh man, tell me you got the clip of Kareem Abdul Jean-pierre about the you where she says there's 10,000 million. Yeah Do you have that one? I do have it Oh, let's play that course. I have it CP superflows, I think this is super flubber yeah as you know The good news is in August the economy created three hundred and fifteen thousand jobs Which is important we have created nearly ten thousand million jobs all

39:57 I don't think so! Since President Biden took office, which is the fastest job growth in history. So you're asking me where's the success? Here it is wait let me finish Wait hold on This is where I'm sure Ducey was trying to say You made a mistake teacher! You said 10 thousand million I'm sure that's what was going on. I have the exact same impression. I didn't even have to look at her No, that was the beauty of it is oh That's its funny but that's not a true. I mean the thing about extreme Republicans That's that's that's terrifying this lady is so crazy Now I do have let me see

40:37 He's just kind of in the primetime purge of all things Trump and Republicans that fed into this speech. By the way, it looks like Google Play has kicked off Truth Social and you know The Citizens for Responsible Ethics in Washington also known as CREW. Remember those Jamokes? CREW. They're calling for both Apple and Google to It should not be on app stores. Yeah, that's what you get when you live in that ecosystem I know this is what so funny? Yeah You don't hear us complaining now. I got my graphene and i'm loving it. We're loving it everything works fine with me uh So I have oh yeah, so this is a little bit of color Uh from cbs weekend and it's just relatively short clip about uh bar

41:32 And Barr's comments, I think Barr's comments on Fox now being commented on by CBS Weekend about the classified documents. I can't think of a legitimate reason why they should have been could be taken out of the government away from the government In an interview with Fox News Trumps former Attorney General Bill Barr shot down the former president's justifications for possessing possibly still classified documents at his private residence If in fact he sort of stood over scores of boxes not really knowing what was in them and said I hereby declassify everything in here that would be such an abuse. Meanwhile on his social media platform Truth Social Trump lashed out at the Department of Justice and the FBI calling the bureau quote totally corrupt, and claiming they stole items from his home and rifled through the former first lady's closets plural

42:27 Oh my god, she has more than one closet and attorney bar shot him down. That is so by the way Let's just call that what it is chicken shit shot him down baby shot him down Got about that one Whoopee. So there's a couple of things I was thinking of because they made a big fuss about this first They show the photo of these you know all those top secrets thrown around on the rug, on this casino rug and then now they make it to next day like the last couple days have been making a fuss about the fact that the folders were empty

43:08 Oh really? He has a bunch of folders that are marked classified, this and that classified. And they were empty! What was in those folders?! You know... As someone who's a collector... Archivist An archivist and and Trump seems to have some of these elements although he's also a he's a she's a tchotchke collector now his office is piles and piles of shit. Yeah, he's got piles of stuff So he's not the neat freak you are for example But he is so many but he's like he can't shake hands He's got you know that touching problem really? so

43:44 If I saw, you know say I was in the way where i'm leaving the White House and some and they're taking top secret documents They're putting them away. And then they leave the odd They leave the folders these cool looking folders that say Top Secret and this and that are very official-looking I'd take the folders Yeah And so I'm thinking that's the folders they just took folders. It's a folder Happy birthday, darling look what I got for you. There's a card inside it's Inconceivable to these news analysts that anyone would do that but believe me I'm telling you I would and I believe you this is no dispute This is acute folded. This is dynamite looking photo. I could use these

44:29 And I, you know... the folder itself just says top secret. I would grab them just for you because i know how happy it would make me. Yes of course! You got me those buttons? Buttons yes. The buttons. It'll take me a year but I'll send them off eventually Yeah I figure out get him some day. You know the love is there brother yeah sure now let's look at some legal aspects because you know there's a lot of punditry going on Sarah Azari, I think she's a lawyer who used to...I think she used to be welcome on CNN but now shifted over to MSNBC Ari Melbourne. So there is always lots of rap lyrics being quoted but here is her analysis

45:11 on why Trump is completely indictable. This is of course a former president who's gotten a lot of deference. When he was sitting president, he got deference with respect to the Mueller investigation crimes. He got cut slack with Ukraine then January 6th there was all this struggle. I don't know how an impeachment equals got slack but okay he got deference baby. A president who's gotten a lot of deference when he was sitting president, he got deference with respect to the Mueller investigation crimes then he got cut slack with Ukraine then you know January 6 is all this struggle with intent and knowledge and now we have the issue of well it's unprecedented and he's a former president

46:08 But you know, when you look at whether or not he's going to be indicted Katie You really have to look what it is like in Garland shoes. I'm sorry, I thought this was Ari Melbourne and I guess this is with Katie Turr. Garland has to make sure that he can check off all the boxes And has sufficient proof beyond a reasonable doubt because we're on a court of law It's about... We know what you show right? So he has to feel confident that he can prove every element of every one of these offenses and I'll tell you something as someone who's defended people on obstruction charges No, no. You have to prove reasonable doubt. You don't have to prove elements Exactly We know what you show right? She actually says a little it's a little creepier what she says if you go back a bit here

46:47 What what it's like to be in Garland shoes? Garland has to make sure that he can check off all the boxes and has sufficient proof beyond a reasonable doubt because we're in a court of law It's about, We know what you show right. And so he has to be able to feel confident that he can prove every element Of every one of these offenses and I'll tell you something as someone who is defending people on obstruction charges and violations of the Espionage Act Typically, the government does not prosecute—the DOJ does not prosecute just on Espionage Act violations alone unless they're very egregious. But that sort of mishandling of classified information type a charge if however it is in combination and aggravated by an obstruction charge or something more egregious like what we're starting to see with Trump and his orbit

47:32 Then that is a very serious consideration for indictment. And so here we have a president who, with respect to knowledge—not only the DOJ has witnesses that it has alluded to in the unredacted portions of the affidavit and then the recent filing but Trump and his lawyers have been filling in the blanks. You know, essentially as lawyers has been putting herself at the crime scene making herself a witness incriminating her client. Her client Trump is on truth social admitting to knowing that he was in possession of these documents because they were in cartons and they were not in the way that the FBI displayed them for the evidence.

48:08 You know, to the extent that there's any dots to be connected or any blanks to be filled. Donald Trump and and a group of very incompetent I'm sorry have to say that law school graduates for the past several weeks have been doing the job of DOJ helping in this investigation so you know he is indictable He is indictable but for the fact we had these policy and political considerations dealing with former president Oh please, you know this has been going on since 2016. Can you dig up the clips? Remember there was a series of his super cuts and it was the walls are closing in! The walls are closing in from 2016 2017 2018 the walls were closing and all this Trump is gonna be indicted he's gonna be thrown in jail that walls are closing in yes and it was just like how much does the public have to put up with well I think they lap it up to be honest about at least the Democrats do

49:00 Oh man, there's so... do you know how many super cuts we have? This is what I think you're talking about. Why do you think these attacks are becoming so much more frequent now It's not surprising that Donald Trump is increasing his attacks. The walls are closing in on him. Feels like the walls are closing in on the White House, it feels as if the walls are closing in here I think the walls of justice are closing in on President Trump Increasingly desperate feeling like the walls were closing in The president clearly feels all the walls closing in on him In terms of the Russia investigation The walls are closing in

49:40 I think at this point the walls are spinning. It does feel like the walls are closing in but i think that the administration, at this point can start to see the walls closing in He feels the walls closing in on him everybody he talks to says the walls are closing in This is another potential wall closing in This president is feeling the walls are closing in The walls mean while closing in on the president of the United States. I think he's feeling a rush investigation, i think he's feeling the wheels...the walls closing in on him. He knows that the walls are closing in The walls may be closing in higher up at the White House The President apparently believes that the walls are closing in on him The Walls are closing it on the President right now Donald Trump feels the wall is closing in Feeling like the walls are closing around him? Yes Does this seem like the walls could be closing in

50:25 this president. In terms of the Mueller investigation, the walls are closing in. The walls are closing in I do feel that he feels the walls closing in on him Legal walls are closing in on Donald Trump tonight From a democratic perspective this is the president who feels like the walls are closing in As he feels the walls are closing in Any indication that legally speaking the walls are closing in on the President Feels some of the walls closing in on him Here's that the walls are closing in on President Trump The walls are closing it in on the President

51:08 I wonder if by playing this it jolts people into remembering, oh yeah how insane that was or do they slip into the beta state and go yes walls are closing. Walls are closing in! That was a series of clips from 2016 and 2017 when everybody if you remember the fact that won bets against the old Lib Joes that used to talk to me? Oh I think probably kept taking their money This was a period you have to remember. That's not the way to deal with your friends John, don't take their money all the time duh! This was the period if you recall where Trump and all the Lib Joe's were convinced of this was going to resign. Oh yeah oh yeah he is going to resign the presidency because the walls were closing in on him

51:58 Do we he was going to resign this was a big trend. I mean, this is it This insanity has not ended since 2015 When he got the nomination that's when it began and it just not ceased what was this? Was this exactly right on that isn't guidance It's never been litigated. I don't know wait. No There's a lot of different resigned clips we have A lot of people say, oh here Will resigned. He is breaking laws every day, he's making money in Mar-a-Lago, he has copyrights in China... Oh Diane Feinstein here? The Dakota Pipeline... No I don't know what that is Anyway yes just insanity Insanity and they keep doing it over and over again and everyone plays along You can't watch this stuff leave that to professionals like John and myself Yeah we could watch it and then laugh yeah

52:54 I mean, yeah it's kind of like being on the Titanic in a weird way. But it doesn't matter because we have a new drug that I'm seeing advertised by some big names that I think is going to help everybody with the November midterms and the 2024 election. In fact this is even endorsed by the very famous very talented Lindsey Vonn remember Lindsey Vonn? The name brings a bell. I'm trying to get... Olympic and world champions. She's on the skier, yeah she is. Yeah so after she gave up skiing, retired did you retire? Did she blow out her knee a couple times? I think she got injured or she couldn't compete and yes she would have kept skiing as long as she could well you know there was one thing... She was a maniac skier! Yeah yeah Yes she was kind of reckless didn't you have a brother too like another maniac skier?

53:46 So after she gave up professional skiing, you know something really odd happened to her. She could not sleep She could not sleep have you ever had insomnia? Have I ever had insomnia? Yes, or if you can't sleep. A couple times a year I can't really get to sleep so I just get up and do some work until I get tired and go back to bed That's exactly what I do except that I take advantage of it the way I see it! I do some work then I take an edible then I go back to sleep but it doesn't matter The edibles last too long end up waking up stoned. I don't like that at all Oh we loved it when you did that one day

54:23 Then was this. There was a- Oh that's bullcrap, it was not true! OH there was a Sunday and you said... Hey uh I did- You said exactly that, you said I don't like it, It lasts too long. YOU SAID EXACTLY THAT!! You didn't edible the night before and still bothered ya. Doesn't matter, I-I-It's okay Well whatever the case is I DON'T LIKE WAKING UP STONED No, I know. I know. I gotcha. It's a lifestyle choice. So Lindsey Vonn... she doesn't like waking up stoned but i think this new medication, Quivivic? I think it's even better than that! I'm Lindsay Vonn, and ever since I retired from skiing. I've had trouble falling asleep and staying asleep You know insomnia before he found Qvivic an FDA approved in some of your medication for adults you would not believe the things I used to think about when I couldn't sleep Hey Lance, I need you to sign this business contract all 114 pages It's workout time hey big man we're in the middle of something here yeah, it's called physical fitness

55:25 Just a couple dozen more questions, Lindsay. Don't forget to pack your phone charger for tomorrow morning's flight! It's plugged in right over there. Insomnia can impact both my days and my nights. That's why I take Qvivic Nightly Q-Vivic can help you fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer. And more sleep at night may mean feeling less tired during the day! Q-Vivic works differently than medication you may have taken in the past Now get ready for what this stuff also does... Q-Vivic is thought to target one of the biological causes of insomnia, overactive wake signals Do not take Q-Vivic if you have narcolepsy. Don't drink alcohol while taking Q-Vivic or drive or operate heavy machinery until you feel fully alerted. Q-Vivic may cause temporary inability to move, talk, or hallucinations while falling asleep or waking up. Q-Vivic may cause sleepiness during the day. Q-Vivic may lead to doing activities while not fully awake that you don't remember the next day like walking driving and making or eating food. Losing depression including suicidal thoughts may occur Most common side effects are headaches and sleepiness It's Q-Vivic! Ask your doctor if it is right for you

56:25 This sounds like the same as the old stuff that was so dangerous only a maniac would take it. Oh, um... Chantix? Or Shantics? Well, Shantics was the smoking cessation drug which drove people crazy You're thinking about Haldol No, I was not thinking about health. Heldahl wasn't for sleep disorders it was her psychosis That's what Bon Jovi's doctor gave us on the plane back from Russia and we were pretty tripped out We slept! For two weeks! Yeah, that doesn't sound good Anyway that just sounds sad Oh yeah, I've got contracts and oh I need a pill And you know...I might be doing things during the day that I don't know i'm doing Like walking or eating

57:11 Oh yes, everybody's beautiful. Beautiful! All right let's move over to Europe because things are bad in Europe we actually have a boots on the ground regarding energy prices report and also just everything that's happening it's very disturbing just a couple of before you even play this Euro news report we've got stores turning off lights in Rome due to 500% increase in power bills, life in blackout Britain experts warn of energy rationing this winter. Families could be asked to ration their wind energy when the wind isn't blowing to avoid blackouts and these are not... I mean I don't know how bad it is but here's Jiro News kind of the official

58:07 the spokeshold outlet of the EU. It could be a dark cold winter as Russian energy giant Gazprom cuts a major gas supply route to Europe, the Nord Stream 1 pipeline was due to reopen after three days of maintenance work however the company says that taps will remain off due to a technical issue As the bloc scrambles to reduce its dependency on Russian energy, the Group of Seven have pledged to impose a price cap on Russian oil in a bid to limit the Kremlin's war chest. Germany's finance minister says this means that marine insurance for Russian oil experts can continue to be provided But on the condition that Russian oil and oil products are purchased below a certain price. So we want to limit Russia's revenues and reduce the economic damage for our societies." Commission President Ursula von der Leyen says Brussels must introduce its own measures as Moscow assault in Ukraine continues. She says, I firmly believe it is now time for a price cap on Russian pipeline gas to Europe

59:04 These are short-term measures. And of course we'll talk about medium term changing the structure of the electricity market, that is decoupling gas prices from general electricity price as Europe prepares for a possible total shutdown and while soaring inflation and skyrocketing energy prices continue to squeeze consumers in rich and poor countries alike The French government says it hopes to avoid forced blackouts this winter. Paris has called for European solidarity including gas and electricity contracts with Berlin and Madrid So, they're trying to do this cap on Russian dirty Russian fossil fuels which seems futile. Russia has shut down the Nord Stream. Nord Stream 2 is I don't think ever even opened properly. Nord Stream 1 was closing down for maintenance. They were at 20 or 30 percent capacity of what they used to give so a lot of it may be replaced already by other sources which appears to be you know

1:00:01 China and other countries buying it from Russia, and then selling it back to the EU. Yeah making a profit as a middleman great idea I'd do it totally smart But you heard something in there about Queen Ursula saying well we have to disconnect the electricity markets from that energy And or something like that and we have a note from producer Olaf Well yes was also something in there but cutting off your wind power too There was some... it was confusing, that clip. If I have wind power and I have to support it or something? I couldn't follow it. I don't think she said that. Somebody said something about wind power! That was me. No, during the clip. Oh. Hmm

1:00:50 That's okay. Well, let's just the beginning of the beginning may give it may tell us something It could be a dark cold winter as well. Yeah, blah blah hyper the North Stream one pipeline was due to reopen after three days maintenance work However for the company says that taps will remain off due to a technical issue As the bloc scrambles to reduce its dependency on Russian energy, the Group of Seven have pledged to impose a price cap on Russian oil in a bid to limit the Kremlin's war chest. Germany's finance minister says this means that marine insurance for Russian oil experts can continue to be provided. Okay so they will continue to provide insurance for the ships. This is, I think that's part of the price cap like if you don't do the price cap then we're not going to insure your ship so you can sail around the world and do you think Putin will give a crap about that?

1:01:37 But on the condition that Russian oil and oil products are purchased below a certain price. So we want to limit Russia's revenues and reduce the economic damage for our societies In what world do these people think that'll actually work? The guy, I mean he is already burning gas! He doesn't care about the oil but... Commission President Ursula von der Leyen says Brussels must introduce its own measures as Moscow's assault on Ukraine continues. She says I firmly believe that it is now time for a price cap on Russian pipeline gas to Europe These are short-term measures. But of course we'll talk about medium term changing the structure of the electricity market, that is decoupling gas prices from the general electricity price. Decoupling gas prices from the general electricity price? You know what that sounds like? No! That sounds like nationalizing

1:02:31 Oh yeah, that's what it sounds like. And this is what Olaf says as well he says you may remember how the energy market in Europe's crime... He's in the Netherlands In the crime capital of the Netherlands is structured I will give you a refresher Actually I never witnessed this because this all happened after I left And this may be the same in many European countries. Here we pay a monthly advance, the advance is based on your historical use of your address at year's end the balance is made up and either you get money back or you have to pay extra A lot of people find it annoying to pay a large extra sum at years' end so they all choose to pay little higher monthly advance a lot of people will be getting hundreds of euros back and all that the same time now

1:03:10 add the following into the mix. Up until last year, the energy companies were offering fixed rate contracts ranging from one year up to three years. The price of these contracts have been calculated by smart economists at that time but they were structured in a way that the company had no-to-only minimal risk. The price for these fixed contracts was simply higher than the flexible rates and since nearly all Dutch people get these contracts through brokers who offer some nice incentives, no Dutch person ever saw the flexible rates So in fact they were giving away incentives up to 360 euros. Basically that's several months for free, so we just switch providers this swapping of green energy here green energy there it happened all the time so what's going to happen according to Olof is that these energy companies mainly foreign-owned same in the UK will go broke and then the market will be nationalized at least temporarily but we know how that goes and I think

1:04:05 That's probably a good prediction. Sweden has already offered energy guarantees to energy firms after the Nord Stream shutdown, so there is already a subsidy going out and once that happens... oh man! That can't be good can it? Well the taxpayers will pick up the slack so it won't be as noticeable Meanwhile Boris Johnson he has a very simple way to lower your energy bill this year If you have an old kettle that takes ages to boil, it may cost you 20 pounds to replace it. But if you get a new one, you'll save 10 pounds every year on your electricity bill. Buying what? Electric tea kettles that they use there? You need to buy a new one because your old ones... The new ones aren't any different than the old ones! I just bought a new one. They're all made in China. Where did you buy them?

1:05:09 That's a molar or something. It's got some German name, but it's made in China They're all exactly the same they sell them at Costco they sell them all over the place and they're all the same They all break I haven't had one for more than a few years before the element either blew up Or the thing wouldn't turn off which is really a problem And their junk and this full of shit um i would like to counter that i have had a breville uh water kettle for All going on eight years, the same one. And Tina even used it to kill a cricket with when she slammed the bottom of this thing onto the cricket and I had like bend some pieces back but it worked again! It's the Breville IQ electric kettle

1:05:57 I don't know. Breville's an Australian company, I'm sure it is still made in China but maybe not. But Breville is a very high end and high quality product that thing is not cheap. The ones I am talking about are 20 bucks. Yeah, no this was much more than twenty bucks but look I've had it for seven years and you have to buy a whole bunch of new ones. Not a whole bunch mine lasts about three or four years You said two years! I'm exaggerating a little bit. But they still fall apart no matter what Now have you gotten word yet from your officials there in Northern California to or they've asked you to start shutting things down between 4 and 9 p.m.? No? Well, I'll tell you something else that's funny watching this we're supposed to have this huge monstrous heat wave Yes Yeah isn't it In our area Are you dead yet

1:06:52 Well, it's about 65 out right now. So that's your heat wave so they started predicting this last week before the Thursday show that we're gonna have is going to be 110 on Sunday and if actually they predicted was gonna be over there first gonna be Friday then was me Saturday and they push into Sunday which is today supposed to be this boiler and then well it's off the low pressure, and then they moved it again so now it's Tuesday. And they're thinking maybe is going to go to Thursday. Oh man! These guys are predicting global warming? This is the way they do with this? Climate not weather John only when we say it is only when its hot than climate as weather So there just gonna get hot in probably on the other side of the hills but I don't think around here is gonna be hot at all. I mean might get 80. Whoa no

1:07:41 I don't have any climate change clips, but this little nugget which went unobserved. What's-her-face is out Gina from Boston as the Climate Czar remember she was wasn't she Health and Human Services and then Gina McCarthy? No no she was the EPA woman! I'm sorry she was EPA and then she became the the climate change advisor to Biden So she left, guess who is now in charge of the Obama, oops. Who's in charge of the Biden Clean Energy Innovation Strategy which includes $370 billion dollars in investments from the Inflation Reduction Act? You will never guess who has been tapped

1:08:38 and accepted as far as I know, as the senior advisor. And it's not John Kerry? Nope! No... It's a blast from the past We're going back to... we're going back to... 2009 no uh... no we're going back to 2015 2015-2016 a real devil who kind of disappeared. Here's the uncloking, here's the... think about it Who was coming on the scene in 2015 2016 besides Trump? Who is uncloaking now from the Obama team? Who is it? $370 billion dollars in climate change funds Well you've got me cornered okay I give John Podesta

1:09:25 Yep, John Podesta the guy who is notorious for liking kids. Yep. Yeah That's the one it was that which the Abramovich a branch the you know not know though I'm talking about to do witch dinners the Yes, that was Maria abramovic with Yeah, they had these devil dinners or something. Some Satanist thing that they would do... I forget what it was called. They'd drink blood at the table? Spirit cooking! Thank you trolls. Spirit cooking and we had the whole pizza gate thing and his emails were hacked This is a great guy Let's read from The Wall Street Journal

1:10:05 As a senior advisor to Mr. Biden on clean energy innovation, Mr. Podesta will shape how the government disperses billions of dollars in tax credits and incentives to industries that are developing wind and solar energy as well as to consumers who want to install solar panels heat and cool their homes with electric heat pumps or buy electric vehicles Oh I see how it goes In addition to his time in the Obama administration, Mr. Podesta now 73 served as chief of staff to President Bill Clinton was chairman of Hillary Clinton's unsuccessful campaign for president in 2016 he founded the Center for American Progress

1:10:42 and is now chairman of its board. From that perch, Mr. Podesta has informally been advising the Biden administration pushing the White House to act more aggressively on climate change. So what does he know about... Is he a climatologist this guy? Is he some sort of an expert, a PhD in physics or anything? If you cross him you may disappear Well, he's probably the right guy to put in there because this sounds like a corrupt program and you need old pros Yeah people that know what they're doing what they're doing on how to do it know the lay of the land Know how to do it. No how to do it And you end up with some sort of money being stuffed into people's pockets Some sort yes some kind yeah I got an interesting email from one of our producers JR

1:11:34 He said there's a real problem with all this electricity that we're rolling out. And he's getting me more stats, but I know there's a lot of NIH.gov studies and information on EHS, electromagnetic hypersensitivity which i know is a real thing and some people have it with Wi-Fi specifically Yeah In fact... That why I advise people that have some of these issues to go to the in circuit Oh, you mean the power line networking? Which works terrific. I've had pretty good luck with it too to get to the garage for the mining machines has been pretty good

1:12:16 It'll clip out from time to time. My garage is lower with mining machines! It is, man! What are you hopping on me? Hey what are you doing with that computer...what's that computer doing in the closet? That old computer? Oh it's just there I don't know why can use it no man these are s9 these are real ASIC mining machines It's 98 degrees in my garage. I bet it is, well if it ever snows you got to mate. Anyway EHS Now this could be 10%, it could be as high, but 30% of the population who have some effect from particularly Wi-Fi frequencies. It apparently is... Yeah and I by the way think that the surge in tinnitus is partially for me electromagnetic frequency. And certain 5G frequencies

1:13:15 We'll probably come in that area. It's not your typical, not the one that most have rolled out I think some of the old sprint stuff has been converted... Anyway it doesn't matter. Our producer says there are people who cannot sit in an electric vehicle You basically did people get irregular heartbeat fatigue all kinds of stuffing happens. Oh really? Yeah, I never thought of that but yes the electric vehicles are loaded with Electro with electric dust stuff electric dust man yeah That makes sense He says no one is talking about this, but it will become a big problem What does he say here

1:13:58 He says a friend of mine purchased, he has an example. A friend of his purchased a Tesla began to have chronic issues aforementioned heart irregular heart fatigue went to the doctor who told him you have symptoms oh it's lineman disease of course its been around for a long time the lineman or the county who would work on the lines alright they'd be right up there against high frequency power lines yeah yep there ya go its been around a long time this kills birds too occasionally not a great thing Now something else no one is talking about, EMF devices such as Wi-Fi have a negative effect on the gut biome. I was about ready to turn off on this but i kept reading because he says it's well researched and there is some NIH research but I'm not qualified to say if its well researched

1:14:49 What happens certain bacteria start to multiply faster than others, multiply less throwing the balance of the biome completely out of whack. The distinct effect of Wi-Fi frequencies on this balance check this out is that the bacteria that gain dominance release toxins that reduce your metabolism so you will start to gain weight for no reason. You get fat from Wi-Fi! That's right baby! Your wifi gluttony Yeah, he says you will not be able to shed weight even if you control your diet and work out How about that? Well, that was a stretch but okay. I like it! I'm not saying i don't like it...I like it but this is stretching. We can probably sell Curry Dvorak amulets or something No no do you want some biome pills they got this one retula there's one particular lactobacillus that is supposed to be... Yeah, I'm writing down biome pills. I don't even know what biome is What is the biome? I dunno..i like the word

1:15:55 But we're selling them. We're selling y'all some Biome and Ivermectin in a blister pack It's a winner, John! It's a winner Did you see the report that came out about some 80,000 people were studied and ivermectin did turn out to be a benefit to people who got COVID? Oh yeah it's even back on the CDC website. Now it says under investigation but... It has been under investigation for two years but now they've got this data and everybody all All the gloaters are out there, oh you know I told you so. And then they're getting kicked off of things left and right because of being... Don't gloat people! Alright let's do a couple of mandates and booster clips here since i have a few just so we can get up to speed because we have a new approval

1:16:43 The CDC has approved updated COVID boosters. That means shots could be available as soon as this weekend, the newly designed vaccines take aim at the most common Omicron strains which now cause nearly all COVID infections. The government has bought 170 million doses which will be available for free to anyone 12 and older. Get out of this for-free business! I'm a little tired of this... Why don't the insurance companies start ponying up a little bit? Let them get screwed Of course it'll screw us indirectly but still I'm a little tired of it. No one on the FDA advisory board wanted to approve it, It's only been tested on mice which of course I have clips for them to explain this and why is it free again?

1:17:31 Isn't this at this point voluntary? Well they did make the point that they're going to run out of money for this. Oh no, that's why Biden asked for $47 billion for Ukraine and other things but only 13 is going into Ukraine and the rest is going into COVID which is going directly into the pharma. So he needs it for his buddies at Pfizer. Totally! Let's go to ABC on this. Tonight those new Omicron targeted boosters starting to roll out got my COVID vaccine in my left arm and I got my flu vaccine in my right arm so I'm all set for the fall. A few thousand locations across the country are offering the retooled Pfizer and Moderna shots designed to take on the BA4 and BA5 sub-variants, The supply is set to ramp up at tens of thousands of pharmacies community health centers and doctors offices in the coming weeks

1:18:20 The new booster is the only authorized booster now that will be available. So anyone that had an appointment for that old booster will be rescheduled." The new Pfizer booster is cleared for anyone over 12 and Moderna's for anyone over 18, two months out from their last shot. There's no magic number when it comes to thinking about the spacing for the next booster. Two months is minimum and it's especially important for those at high risk to make sure they get that protection ahead of any possible fall surge Pay no attention to anything working, I mean just plowin' ahead like nothing happened and it's all great and you need your protection.

1:18:57 And you know what's so funny is the two-month thing that they're promoting. You just got a shot two months ago and now you gotta get another one because this shot sucks? Oh but you're gonna have to get another one because, after a disappearance for not 1 but 2 years flu is back! Arielle joins us now and Arielle health officials are warning we may also be facing a tough flu season ahead That's right, Mary. Dr Fauci warning that we could be bracing ourselves for a pretty bad flu season He says the best time to get your flu vaccine is by the end of October But it's never too late and just like last year Officials say that it is safe to get your COVID-19 vaccine and your flu shot at the same time Mary Ariel Thank you Same time baby Yeah Just get ready for cuz I'll be in one magical shot pretty soon The Bayou look so local news story has it and I didn't clip it

1:19:49 University of California Berkeley if you don't get your flu shot because now you have to document your flu shot yeah if you don't get your flu shot you have to wear a mask and all classes. Oh man really? Now I'm looking at this saying wait a minute, Cal...I went there There were flu all for all the years I was going there They had the flu was in and out and they had swine flu And they had all these other things you never had to wear a mask then what changed? What do you have to wear a mask now, all of a sudden it became me. It became the uniform of Democrat party form of the obedient Oh man You said that so beautifully when write that down not for show title But just from my still on for sure title no for myself uniform of the obedient

1:20:42 I totally nailed that. A local story from your neck of the woods, KCRW they discussed in some great detail...I chopped this down to under two...some great detail these this new booster and how it was tested or not and how you should look at it and no surprise from this NPR product that You know, just don't worry about it. Everything's be okay you know it's all fine the guest who is speaking is Catherine Wu and I guess she's a doctor but she is from the Atlantic so I understand that these vaccines have not been tested on humans or there's no human data available right now yes that's right so the human data is coming both Moderna and Pfizer are in the process of either planning or starting those trials but

1:21:35 They're not going to be able to get together data until after the rollout begins. And you know, this is a little different from how we have greenlit COVID vaccines in the past. A little? Just a teeny-weeny difference! But it's not that atypical from other vaccine approval or authorization processes. You know, we just sort of look at what happens in animals but But it is a little tricky. Do you sound confident when you listen to this? It's not much different from the way we do in other vaccines, where we just kind of look at the animals and pet them. Unbelievable! Well it's different from how we have greenlit COVID vaccines in the past but it's not that atypical from other vaccine approval or authorization processes You know, we just sort of look at what happens in animals

1:22:24 But it is a little tricky. I will say that we do have some safety and sort of immune response data from a different version of the vaccines which mixes together the original recipe with ingredients that target the original Omicron variant that hits- Wait, weren't people dying from that one too? You didn't improve myocarditis bit on any of that stuff? Any improvements or just using that data? And that's clean, good to go. It hit us last winter but it's not specifically with this formulation so it's going to be a little tough to say hey get this vaccine because we know that in clinical trials it gave us you know 85-90% efficacy those familiar numbers are not gonna be a leverage point this time around Yeah well that's not what anyone is doing they're just saying Get it! Get your booster You can get it now if you're old enough or young enough Its time for you, you got your ticket, you gotta read books, get it, get the flu shot more more more

1:23:17 No one's talking about efficacy. You need this! No, why bother? Why bother when the public is lining up like lemmings to go in. Listen to her. So listen to what she just said and how this woman addresses what she just said. Vaccine because we know that in clinical trials it gave us 85-90% efficacy those familiar numbers are not going to be a leverage point this time around Yeah, you know these are snow. There's your journalism right there! So she just said look we don't we don't know if it's gonna be effective We can't use any numbers to say it's effective. We looked at the animals everything is good You know so it's gonna be a little more tricky and all this woman has to say is yeah instead of saying

1:24:08 What I would have said in this after listening to that bullcrap, so why would anyone in their right mind take this shot? It just sounds like It sounds like snake oil. It sounds like snake oil. Oh no, it sounds like oil but not snake oil! It's coming up. Five to 90% efficacy those familiar numbers are not going to be a leverage point this time around yeah you know these are still new vaccines relatively speaking but This is sort of an ingredient substitution. You know, if we sort of compare it to baking I know its not exactly identical but you know sort of subbing in shortening for butter... Oh oh oh! I see So this vaccine that you have no tested but the animals looked okay It's sort of like substituting shortening for butter? Oh you mean like when you gave us Crisco which was melted repurposed candles To use as shortening?!

1:25:07 This is an admission of epic proportions here. It's like Crisco! You know, the stuff that... you know we couldn't sell the candles so we turned it into shortening. Substitution if we sort of compare it to baking I know its not exactly identical but you know sorta subbing in shortening for butter. It may slightly change the effects here but were not dealing with a completely new vaccine So, you know I am not a vaccinologist like Dr. Offutt is but the many many many other experts i've spoken to... She's almost done. So, you know I am not a vaccinologist like Dr. Offit is but the many many many other experts that i've spoken to have said they don't have concerns about the safety or efficacy here. They are quite confident that this vaccine is going to be very safe as all other iterations of COVID vaccines have been and that this is likely to offer an improvement in terms of generating a better immune response against Omicron sub-variants

1:26:07 than the original recipe, which is kind of hitting the point of diminishing returns at this point. There's a lot of cooking references here! Recipe... Shortening... That's probably all she can do if she can even do that Maybe does she do the cooking column at The Atlantic? I have no idea why she is here Ms Wu Yeah exactly what's the point She doesn't know anything She's not a vaccinologist as she put it and her analogies are corny And what's the point Why are we talking to her Probably friends. She's not an expert? Probably friends. But she's talked, take it back she's talked to many many many Many many other experts Very distinctive way of putting it I really liked the way Canada's health or I should say Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's Health Minister discussed the boosters the new boosters he is much more to-the-point this guy Various vaccine protection is like a phone battery

1:27:06 It's like a phone battery. I'm sorry, just translate for it. Vaccine protection is like a phone battery. It needs to be recharged from time to time. Recharging our protection after six months is important otherwise we are left without the power to protect ourselves and our loved ones getting everyone caught up with vaccination is top priority This is not only true for COVID-19 vaccinations, but also for routine vaccinations for all children and adults. Merci! Thank you! Miigwetch!" How dumb are these people? He's the health minister. Oh that guy... But how stupid can you be to say oh here's an analogy for you it's a phone battery except ours magically only needs charging every six months so think of it as a phone which everyone knows you charge every night

1:28:04 These people are stupid. No, I think that was smart they're getting people used to getting a vaccine daily and with that i'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to the man who put the c in the charged up vaccines ladies and gentlemen please say hello to my friend on the other end mr john In the morning to you Mr. Adam Curry, in the morning all ships and sea boots of the ground feed in the air subs into water And all the dames and knights out there. In the morning to the trolls who are in the troll room Trolls be hanging out trolls be handing off helping out You guys helped already I appreciate that It is a Sunday so let's see how we're doing Oh look at them scurry away the trolls

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1:31:49 Quite unique to this program. That's why we have a new piece of artwork every single time across all podcast apps We profusely thank Matthew drop co for bringing us Something that we didn't really talk about but it was it was kind of related to the to the rainbow opioids The rainbow fentanyl, it was the sidewalk chalk crazy art is it was mentioned Oh, was Chalk mentioned in that report? I didn't realize. Yeah it was mentioned we didn't talk about it you're right but it was mentioned otherwise I would have put the kibosh on it well yeah It was a really good piece We kept coming back to it because it was a lively piece it was colorful it's pretty it was very charming cool elements he's got the little jokes and there the whole thing it was dynamite what were the jokes he had in there

1:32:39 Tastes great probably non-toxic It's love to eat it. Yeah, but what was cool is that people have no idea what the show is or even listen to the show They see that on Twitter they go there I have a laugh like this is spot on whatever it is It wasn't one of those we had a lot of wonder We have a lot of a lot of Gorby chips yes Oh Of course I should mention that This is for episode 1482 which we titled Gorby chips and I realized I made it would you have spelled Gorby with an eye or a why? Why okay because I saw some people talking about Gorby with an eye And there were a lot of Gorby chips here different Gorby chips none of which you like did the art column Gorby Yeah, you didn't like many of the Gorby chips. No I didn't I didn't think they were

1:33:33 One thing I don't it was it was a ridiculing my my flub so I've took offense Really took as always do. I always take offense at my flubs Why would you do that? Because people are mocking mocking me unfairly Unfair the reason we're laughing no, you're inventing fabulous things show titles art You've inspired art and then you feel that your being not your being You're being you were my dog. You're being lifted high I'll tell you why he didn't like the gore because it did does the art was not interesting It was a gorby thing as of yet compared to the drop go piece now there wasn't anything close I did like the Parker Pauly Doritos with the MK ultra kind of twisty thing and like that was kinda cute, too

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1:43:59 So she has a couple of clips to that are interesting one of them is not really something I want to mock It's just something. I think you'd get it click-click click out if there I am mock me people Kick at it, which is the airline dashboard as seems to be up and running Today, the Department of Transportation officially launched the dashboard and we're proud to report that airlines vastly improved their plans. Their plans? Graphic right behind me. We love graphics here as you know. Before the secretary's letter there were significantly more red X's across this table

1:44:35 None of the airlines had guaranteed that they would cover meals or hotels when they are at fault. Now, eight of the top airlines cover hotels and nine of them cover meals before Secretary Buttigieg's letter only one airline guaranteed they would rebook you at no cost now 9 out of 10 do so Yeah, so the headline that I see this morning is US Airlines cancel and delay thousands of Labor Day weekend flights. So it seems like that's really working out well... What is that all about?

1:45:14 You know this... They're starting to suck man. It's totally blows is what it is There's another aviation story and then we'll get back to your Jean-Pierre Yeah, I only got a couple yeah this bugs me this story the reporting is minimal I can't find much on the pilot forums No one really knows a lot But I'd like to just give some color to this to this story that happened in two Today, terror in Tupelo Mississippi. A plane police say was stolen circled over homes and businesses in the small city. Authorities say the man at the controls, Corey Patterson said he intended to crash into a Walmart that forced an evacuation in the area

1:45:59 Shamaria Robinson got a panicked call from her mother who lives just minutes away from the targeted shopping center. Just so close to her home, so close that I mean it was crazy investigators say Patterson was employed by an aircraft maintenance company at Tupelo's regional airport and took off in the twin engine aircraft when air traffic controllers were not on duty. The pilot posted on Facebook a message And in essence, it said goodbye. After about five hours of the air Patterson landed in a field roughly 40 miles north of Tupelo uninjured. The suspect is now in custody he will get the help he needs as far as whatever he's dealing with

1:46:43 You know, here's my... So this is a 29 year old who has been working at the airport for 10 years and then he steals an aircraft. A King Air C90 which is now he had no formal flight training but it had only been around awhile you know I've flown as a King Air C90 with an instructor. You can't just hop in that without quite some experience It's turbine engines, its turbo prop So you gotta know how to fire those up, two of them. Two engines... You have to really be trained on two engines. Now his landing he basically belly flopped in the field so I was like if that guy landed this CC90 with no training but this whole thing sounds weird just doesn't it sounds something and then we're not getting the information why was he targeting Walmart? Why was at the end why does want to kill himself by crashing into a Walmart

1:47:40 Yeah, of all places. Is there is Walmart? Here's what I went looking for is this particular Walmart the scene of some abuse There's got to be something with this guy. This story isn't hollow as it gets Hollow yes Okay back to a CP32 C3P2 Yes Whatever her name is so here she did doing a little thing on the Uyghur report from the UN This was good has your back Lastly, I want to make a few comments on the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights report on Xinjiang that was released just last night. The United States welcomes this important report which describes authoritarily abhorrent human rights treatment of the Uyghur and other minority communities by the People's Republic of China government. Oh, bruh! What was that word she used?

1:48:38 I think she tried to say a thorate. Authoritatively. Let's listen to her. You're back. Authoritative Lastly, I want to make a few comments on the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights report on Xinjiang that was released just last night The United States welcomes this important report which describes... Important? Important Report? I had to say important. Important The United States welcomes this important report which describes authoritatively Authoritatively. Hey man, 10 thousand million! Do you have the ten thousand million clip?

1:49:16 Yeah, we did the 10,000 million clip already. We did? Oh yeah that's right. Play it again! Super flubber is very short It was so good...10,000 million As you know the good news is in August the economy created 315 thousand jobs which is important. We have created nearly ten thousand million jobs I don't think so! Right. I remember now. I don't remember her but I remember you Okay, here we go. Now this is the last one and this is one where I think this is very funny This is a she's talking about in enduring freedom which is that operation operation and during duration during freedom Which is the Pakistan? Afghanistan and flooded myself listening to our USR terror on this She makes a flub in here that I think it's just more It's kind of a weird classic flub were

1:50:09 Maybe it means, maybe she's got good feelings or something but listen to this one. We have an update on the enduring freedom that the Operation Allies welcome what it looks like long term This is an update that the Department of Defense announced recently. And so, look our commitment to our Afghan allies is endearing. What? We have a... Did she mean enduring but it came out as endearing? Yeah! She's falling apart. She's falling apart at the seams Jim this was a gem and she didn't correct herself she just kept we are It you get to miss short play it again because I was beautiful like to me, it's like she had endearing on her mind Enduring she said in daring yes that was probably micro dosing psilocybin. That's all you know what boy right nice catch

1:51:11 And to our Afghan allies is endearing. We have a lot of hair a little bit further back and so look, our commitment to our Afghan allies is endearing. We have welcomed nearly 90,000 Afghans through our country over the past year and have been providing relocation assistance over the past year as well. Yeah operation endearing freedom that's it That was George W Bush the operation endearing freedom beautiful Oh, I love it how the someone in the troll room says it's enduring man. Now once you turn up the volume what? Okay, this is a point dummy pay no attention to that Hey Did you hear there's a CFO of Bath Ben and beyond jumped off of his the balcony of his skyscraper in Tribeca leapt to his death

1:52:09 I wonder what's going on there. Oh, this is one of those ape stonk stocks? Yeah you know it was a stonk and they jacked it way up and then... And then it crashed! Well of course it always will. That's what these things do. This is what people don't know we're talking about. We're talking about these guys have Reddit groups that take a worthless or fairly worthless company or company in bankruptcy- That is heavily shorted. And they run the price up to burn the short guys because somebody just hates short sellers, I guess. Once you get the short sale or the squeeze then you just make money. You make money. Right? The stock skyrockets because everyone has to get out of the short because you can go broke with a short if you're not careful and it's infinite losses so you have to get out and so you get out and jacks the price way up

1:53:03 And then some companies like GameStop, who had this happen to them. They at least played their cards right and were getting loans from other companies they were doing what they're supposed to do when your stock's worth a lot of money I don't know what... This doesn't make any sense to me unless this guy was there is some corruption in there that he well trying to get it Let's see Bed Bath & Beyond Investor Ryan Cohen exited position when the stock was 28, sending the shares plunging in the days following. The company announced plans to try and reduce costs and stave off bankruptcy with a bankruptcy including a $500 million financing agreement in order to help pay its vendors." He lived in this Jenga building which is badass man it's like one apartment per floor this guy was rolling in it he wasn't... he's been around he was at CFO for Avon and Procter & Gamble

1:53:59 Something must have been wrong. How old was he? 52. Some was hinky, man! 52 18th floor. Sad. Not good Maybe somebody tossed him out the window Russians Yeah Bored apes who knows so I admit they're funny the funny Russian joke that's going around. I guess in Russia is the That when that Luke oil guy was throwing out the hospital window yeah smoking a cigarette can rush it say hey, I guess they've run out of polonium Did you hear this from your your Putin connection no, it's another Russian connection but it's a Ukrainian actually

1:54:44 So we have all this stuff going on, going down I should say in Europe with the prices and what they projected more a six out of ten British businesses will have to shutter because of energy prices. Yeah i forgot who said that that's somebody's idea. Well the prices are pretty high yeah that's for sure but we got lots of cool stuff going on over here We have a water crisis in Las Vegas and New Mexico because I guess what happened is there was a lot of It was a big fire. What are you drinking today? Oh Evian mind If you mean every Indian, maybe oh, maybe oh, you know, maybe on mine Are you drinking your videos are you drinking everyone with your crudités?

1:55:31 No, it's just and it's got magnesium and zinc raspberry and ginseng. Oh It's a natural mineral enhanced drink now I'll tell you this I bought a bunch of it because it was on sale Yeah gross out. It tastes like shit Tell me right now If it, that's like the vaccine. If it hurts you know what's working? I mean, it really does not taste good as bile Oh okay we'll enjoy that Thank you That's pretty much of the way the water tastes in Las Vegas New Mexico so they had a wildfire 340 thousand acres but because some of the carbon got into their water supply It reacts with the chlorine that they use to treat the water

1:56:18 And that can become... This happens in a certain way. Yes, I've heard this phenomenon and it becomes carcinogenic That's what the articles you guess well What does if you heard this what happens then? It makes the water undrinkable Exactly because when and or carcinogenic so they have 20 days of fresh water left They're trying to figure out how to fix that Then we have Jackson, Mississippi. I actually didn't play these clips in the last show. I do want to do that because we have a boots on the ground report. President Biden has approved an emergency declaration for Mississippi as residents of the state capital try to find clean water. Thousands of people in Jackson lined up for hours at distribution sites for bottled water with some supplies running out. The mayor says the city's water treatment plant failed after years of neglect staffing shortages and recent flooding

1:57:08 These are challenges that first and foremost are beyond partisan. These are human rights challenges, and so we've been saying that it's not a matter of if our systems would fail but when our systems fail And we've seen it far too frequently He says it may cost billions of dollars to fix the water treatment system he's vowing to organize more water distribution events in the coming days Water distribution events also known as WDE There's a second kicker to this, I guess. Hundreds of National Guard troops will be in Mississippi and we'll be handing out bottled water today to the people Jackson suffering without clean water so far there is no timetable for when the long neglected water treatment plant will be up and running again The governor says a rental pump could be functional later today which is only one step toward alleviating the problem

1:57:56 Yeah, so boots on the ground from one of our producers. This goes back to Hurricane Katrina 2005 that's when the water treatment facility needed the full overhaul they never did that then in 2020 they outsourced I can just see whoever did this! They outsourced it and that failed and uh... And now its like oh they need to fix it but they have no time and their water is undrinkable now Yeah, I suppose even with boiling like you guys have to do every so often. Not anymore! We're out here now we got our own well we don't boil water That's the way it goes But the boiling is not even going to work with that water I guess it's that fucked up It's crazy Crazy Go ahead? I've got some clips from my last show I wanted to bring forward about all of war stuff going on

1:58:55 Like everyone's getting ready for some sort of war. And these are the clips that you have to look them up, they're called War Games and I got... let's start with the War Games 1 Russia China Chinese troops have arrived in the Primorsky region of... Let me guess, Niu Tang Dynasty? Yeah, of course. Nailed it! Chinese troops have arrived in the Primorsky region of Russia's Far East There a joint multinational military exercise is set to begin Video footage released by the Russian Defense Ministry shows the opening ceremony of the drills named Vostok 2022 The exercises are scheduled to begin September 1st and will last one week Along with Russia and China India Belarus and Tajikistan are among the countries taking part in the war games

1:59:41 Earlier this month, China's defense ministry said its participation was part of an ongoing annual agreement with Russia. Relations between Beijing and Moscow have grown closer in recent years. Last summer the two countries held a joint exercise with over 10 thousand troops in north central China In October their navies held drills in the Sea of Japan Only days later Russian and Chinese warships sailed to the western Pacific where they held their first joint patrols Okay, that's not good. Let's go to War Games 2! This is continuing elsewhere... The US and South Korea have resumed their largest joint field exercises in years That's after the downsizing of previous drills due to diplomatic efforts and COVID-19 restrictions The exercises began less than 20 miles from the fortified border with North Korea On the field was live fire from American and Korean howitzers tanks machine guns and mortars Apache helicopters were also involved

2:00:39 The two allies see the drills as a key part of deterring North Korea and its growing nuclear arsenal. But, North Korea has condemned the drills as rehearsal for war. Colonel Brandon Anderson is the deputy commander for the exercises. He said that the drills are not aimed at any one adversary but did allude to the threat from North Korea. Currently there are more than 28 thousand US troops stationed in South Korea Oh, okay. Well this continues! Now we got war games Japan... Hold on did I see that John Stewart hosted the Department of Defense War Games at like or ceremony at Disney or something? It wouldn't surprise me

2:01:25 I don't know anything about that, but it wouldn't surprise me. I have to look into this and sounds terrible Yeah, very bad bad was there Emmys last night? Did we miss the Emmys? But I think they're maybe some daytime enemies or nominations. Oh, okay They were usually on Sunday. It would be today. Yeah, it was the creative Emmys I'm sorry well Bob that's right Obama got an Emmy for reading What he knew in a book yes? He read a book Hold on great no he know for narrating Emmy win for narrating Netflix documentary Let me see which documentary was this oh they had to give him something okay? Oh our great national parks

2:02:09 Terrific. Okay, why do you get an Emmy for that? Because no one watches it No one cares It's embarrassing their whole higher ground production series is an embarrassment Michelle Obama's podcast embarrassment the podcast with Obama and Springsteen super embarrassing a kind of cringy And so they had to give him something because they want him there war games Japan Hold on second. Let me see War Games. I don't have this clip I'm sorry, I spelled war W-A-T. Oh what games? Well just a bunch of... Japan is increasing its defense budget and building missiles that they previously didn't allow themselves It's part of the military expansion to counter threats from China and Russia Japan says it will develop in mass produce a cruise missile and high velocity ballistic missile They'll be able to strike at greater distances beyond the current range limit in Japan's constitution

2:03:08 The Defense Ministry didn't specify the exact range of the weapons or say how many they plan to make, but if deployed along the Okinawa island chain in the southwest of Japan... ...the weapons would have enough range to reach targets in mainland China. This month China fired five ballistic missiles into waters less than 100 miles from Japan prompting alarm about China's regional ambitions I gotta presume all those guys also have their version of military-industrial complex. Isn't this just fireworks for dipshits? Maybe, maybe... You know they're just shooting shit off. At some point you arm yourself to the teeth and you got a... Unless you have someplace like Ukraine to ship the stuff too and then go well we got rid of that stuff. You know Ukraine is now the largest weapons sales country

2:04:02 Closely behind Afghanistan. Yeah, give me a yeah great it's crazy Thank you. Thank you think the American taxpayer well no American taxpayers to be ignored just what we were talking about earlier Overseas tonight to the war in Ukraine The White House now asking Congress for more than 13 billion dollars in additional military aid But again that's not really that he's asking for 47 years President Biden asking Congress to provide more than $47 billion in emergency dollars that will go toward the war in Ukraine. That's 13, so there is what? What do we have left 34? The response to the COVID-19 pandemic. Hello Pfizer! The ongoing monkeypox outbreak. What?!

2:04:55 What? And help for the recent natural disasters in Kentucky and other states. You could add Mississippi in there! Aren't we already budgeted for this sort of thing, these disasters, FEMA? I mean don't we already have that in the budget, the ridiculous budget isn't that already budgeted in, we need more money for this?! No no so either he's... We probably have the money for everything except for the Ukraine stuff Which is just it seems like seems like 15 20 billion every single month It's a side of control got a lot of feedback from from our producers about the About the reactor that the Russians are currently. Oh, yeah right does you ever hear from atomic rod? No I think he's checked out. I think he's man overboard. Well it could be I think his man overboard um

2:05:51 So a lot of people, first of all you do need electricity with your nuclear plant. If it just gets cut off it's a problem I still don't kind of get...I understand why you need electricity but if the plant is producing electricity Yeah you think you'd route it back? It can't just like unplug it You know, once you got it fired up but everyone says oh no you're crazy. I love this one though Sir Robert of the Smoky Mountain Brass also a retired Navy nuke commander so atomic rod as far as i'm concerned He's been dishonorably discharged for insubordination. We got a new guy on the block, Sir Robert of the Smoky Mountain Brass. If the reactor shuts down either by default or planned external power either commercial or from big diesel generators are needed to maintain control of the reactor even in a shutdown state and start it up pressurizer heater circulation pumps instrumentation true for commercial or naval reactors this is why

2:06:54 Submarines have huge shore power cables when they shut down. Also why nuclear submarines have a big diesel generator and a pretty big battery, which is kind of what I'd expect a nuclear power plant to have—a pretty big battery or diesel generator. Now this guy's been around. He was commander Commander. What do you have here? The USS Flying Fish, USS Houston, the USS Simon Bolivar, the Blue Crew... He's the subs in the water guy now! He's a Mac Daddy hey remember it's not gay if you're underway it's cool with us welcome to this show I learned this from all the submariners that's that's the first thing I learned. These Navy guys

2:07:37 And just while we are, our question has kind of been answered about Gorbachev and the funeral. Today a final farewell for the last leader of the Soviet Union. The funeral for Mikhail Gorbachev was held at Moscow's Hall of Columns. He died this week at age 91. Gorbachev did not receive state honors and Russian President Vladimir Putin did not attend saying that he was working. I love the inflection she gives us there at the end, almost saying he was working. Putin did not attend saying that he was working. Working! That bastard! Well, Putin did show his respects. He came by and dropped off some flowers before their funeral so... He's a good guy. Not complete loss but it is same thing it was like now this guy's not

2:08:28 That day I think it was the Roundtable Pizza, whatever the pizza company he was involved with. Probably closed the deal. The Roundtable Pizza? He did a great commercial run in this country and maybe in Europe I think he introduced one of the pizza companies into Russia. It was a big deal Yeah, he's the one who introduced the first I think the first American franchise into Russia Pizza Hut 1997 let's take a look we have do we have it right here this is Gorbachev Pizza Hut ad from 1997 play

2:09:06 We're seeing Moscow, the Kremlin. We're seeing shitty-ass Russians. It's in snow! Hillary Clinton for some reason... Ah now they are all inside the Pizza Hut everybody is smiling There is Gorbachev He doesn't say anything. He won't... He doesn't say anything, did he say anything? No, he does eventually At the end let me go to the payoff No, the pay off is that guy saying no Gorbachev's a good guy, he made peace Yeah yeah hail to Gorbachev You know what brings people together? What brings people together is what Larry Lightfoot of Chicago said regarding Texas busing up the illegal

2:10:03 immigrants and sending them off to Chicago. The first bus went to Chicago, I think beginning of this week finally they sent one no she knows how to make people feel welcome. We begin with breaking news out of Argentina an apparent... Oops that wouldn't be the right one That's this one. of all of its residents. I wouldn't want to live in a state with the governor like that, and certainly wouldn't want to live in the state where they are doing everything they can just strip people over basic rights and let's not forget about what they've done to women and others who was thinking reproductive health care so we welcome Texans on to Chicago then and will rent the buses next time. You could see her when she said that?

2:11:10 She kind of got and we'll do the buses. And you can see that she kind of regretted that because that's gonna come back, that's gonna come back. What are you Texas doing to women? It sounds like you're beating them up or something. Yeah man yeah no abortions here can't have them can't even talk about him can't even think about him. That's going to change But Texas has to become more. It just has to, we're too big for this. So let's go to the man on the street again This is a Juan guy, Justin character who's got a YouTube channel or a TikTok channel. Oh this is gonna be horrible isn't it? Idiots on the streets and this was in Manhattan in Times Square to show you the kind of geniuses we have Of course these are like you say as you know somewhat rigged but still these are real people What country is the Queen of England from originally

2:12:06 Ummm, I definitely don't know. No give me your best guess. Guess a country? What is the country again? Give me a guess This is embarrassing! Ummm... what is the country? Canada Yes If you have a job and make $10,000 a month and work for an entire year then how much money did you make at the end? Ask that again You made 10 thousand dollars a month and worked for a year How much money did you make I don't know. Around how much money? Take a guess! I don't know mister! Give me your best guess! A fucking thousand dollars! One thousand? Yes Do you know how many stars are on the flag? Fifteen? Yes This guy is relentless Now the funny thing about this one is that people say well they, y'know They don't know the country... This woman didn't know what a country is

2:13:01 What's a country? Is this all in New York though, I'm trying to figure out where he does these. It looks like he is in Manhattan No that was Times Square, I know where he was doing it That's Manhattan Yeah it's Times Square Manhattan He said no, no it wasn't He was in Times Square with the bustling...I know where he was there's a little kind of Kind of an island. No man, no when's the last time you were in New York? There's no more islands all rubber rubber bricks You fall down drunk you bounce right back up there's danger. There's no danger and And that cement Island That's what those people that now that I know it's Times Square with the rubber the rubber Bricks no wonder these pieces where they go to be safe

2:13:47 So I don't have to wear the helmet during the day. These cannot be good people! So we do have a few people to thank for show 14, what is it? 1483. 83. Yeah we start off with your friend my friend our friend the shows friend Dame Astrid the Duchess of Japan and all disputed islands in the Japan Sea. Oh hello Astrid! In Tokyo. Yes Tokyo. $158 dollars and she says happy birthday Adam. Thank you very much happy returns she actually says many happy returns thank you Sir Custobal of the Upper Trinity 133 33

2:14:35 Dallas, Texas. Andre Coleman in Everett Washington 115 58 a little action and extra 58 for your birthday? Oh thank you. Suzy Boy Boer very good In Bristol, Tennessee. $100... I'm sure it's pronounced differently there. One hundred dollars and thirty-three cents? It's also her birthday on the third so that's cool. Yeah she's got a birthday with you! Yeah. Shawna Norberg in Seattle Washington. A hundred dollars it's my birthday she writes and she wants to mention that Jay is a total douchebag. Do you know who else is September 3rd? Ferdinand Porsche? Charlie Sheen?! I'm a year older than Charlie Sheen how scary is that

2:15:22 That's pretty bad. Yeah, uh john robin a hundred dollars baron ladekin 100 from houston texas matthew smith and north royalton ohio 59 999 aka sir smitty Derek Shack in Luzerne, Michigan. He needs a de-douching. You've been de-douched! And he came here with the boobs donation of 8008 along with guest Hood Sir Kevin McLaughlin Duke of Luna lover of America and lover of boobs in Locust North Carolina 8008 Kenneth Pirro 8008 in Pullman Washington

2:15:58 Sir Pauly Bravo, Pauly Bravo! And Greeley Colorado. 8008 for more boobs and Aaron Slaggle in the tits Pennsylvania. It's boob from the tits, doesn't get much better than that! Yeah and he wants a de-douching. You've been dedouched His little pronunciation thing there is lie-tits he says. Lie-tits. Lie-tits got it. Le-tits lie-tits your tits. Christian Bowers in Duluth Georgia 78 77 and he has an F karma cancer for his brother Tim

2:16:40 We can do that at the end, you can do it now. I'll do it right now. You've got karma. I like to act fast on cancer. Why in Kartini and Torrington Connecticut 7421 Rianne Kazinsky in Carsland Alberta Canada 7232 uh... needs a de-douching for her amazing man, Zach. You've been de-douched! He also has a birthday coming up. Angela Pickering in Sour Lake Texas

2:17:22 12th anniversary to her smoking hot husband, Chris. Never had a fight! 59-10 and then we have John Donovan these guys are ad libbing the birthday donation 5833 in San Jose California Sir Michael Anthony oh in Rosedale New York 5833 got a happy birthday for you sir Chris protector of the psychotic sausage dogs in I don't know is that Sachse Texas? Probably, I don't know actually. Well, I'm calling it sexy for now 5833 and the following donors are all $58 Happy Birthday Adam donors! I'm gonna let you read them Thanks And you can start with Mr Scott Riley And he's from Meridian Idaho Thank You Stephen Shirk from Mensa Wisconsin Sherman Atkinson in Park City Utah Will you look at the right John if there is anything that I should or am missing?

2:18:16 Okay. Survived the virtual reality Beaverton, Oregon. Dame Tutola from Oudenbosch and Dame Tutola Oudenbosch thank you. Surveilled Baron of FEMA region number four Palmetto Florida Sir Chris Abram from Arlington Virginia Lydia Terry Dominelli Rochester New Hampshire sir Quijiboo from Lawrence Weiler that's Lausanne I believe no Luxembourg is it Luxembourg Lorenton's, Lorentzville. That would be Luxembourg. Anonymous from Phoenix Arizona Christopher Hill Swanview Washington Sir Brent Castle Rock Colorado Steve Nelson Issaquah New York Washington I'm sorry Sir Davey Rome Texas Mandy and Archie from Tigard Oregon Devin O'Connell Boylston Massachusetts Brandon Glenn in Goddard Kansas D VT incoming Georgia

2:19:11 Evie Shayi, Austin Texas. David French Pittsburgh Pennsylvania Sir Frederick the Terrible Night of the Airborne Paratroopers hello Robert Taylor New Brighton and by the way sir Frederick the terrible Is that not our buddy Fred Castaneda? I don't know I think he is, man. Is he a paratrooper? He was in Vietnam and i'm pretty sure... Was the one in Austin Texas? Yeah yeah yeah he sent me a note. He probably is! He sent me a note well okay well I think that's him

2:19:49 I got a note from Sergeant Fred regardless and i'm very happy that he reached out. I'm glad all is well Robert Taylor, New Brighton Minnesota Baron Sir Feenom Appleton Wisconsin Rita Harrington in Sparks Nevada Ivan Babic in Astoria New York Sean Thorpe in San Luis Obispo California Sir Jeff of PA Route 33 in Bethlehem Pennsylvania Adriana Oporto in Hayward, California. Baron of Southern Chilenoe Sir Lyman of the Net Anna Illinois Randy O'Rourke and Bradford Pennsylvania Eric Fredrickson Plymouth Massachusetts Kristen McChesney in Baytown Texas Timothy Bashir's in Cookville Tennessee Jessica Sanchez Dickinson North Dakota

2:20:33 Christian Sutton Jensen in Marinette, Wisconsin. Alina Avavari in Leidsendam. Thank you very much! Gerrit Fathory Westward Village Texas Andrew Smith Indian Land South Carolina Sir David Fukuzoto the Duke of America's Heartland and The Arabian Peninsula, Gladstone Missouri. Thank you very much to the family as well. Shane Rugg in Wyoming... Wyoming, Missouri? No, I know. Wyoming Mississippi? What is this that's interesting? M-I is Mississippi Yeah it is Mississippi

2:21:14 Rose and Lincolns in Landisville Pennsylvania actually MI is Michigan. We sound like this hey what state is MI? See, this is how it happens Roseanne Lincolns, Landesville Pennsylvania. Sir Skip Logic in Spring Hill Tennessee John Grumling and Battlement Mesa Colorado Brandon Logan in Athens Ohio Larry Mason Thompson Station Tennessee Mara Gabrielle in Amsterdam what does she say Leif from Amsterdam thank you Stephanie Schmidt San Francisco California support from a librarian thank you

2:21:58 Biloxi Mississippi is where Chad Belcher is, Lauren Bell in Slidell Louisiana. Paul Wagner and Middleton Ohio Dennis Adams and Westchester PA Sir Craig Porter the Ronin November 7 Foxtrot Sierra November 73's Kilo 5 Alpha Charlie Charlie 58 from Carlsbad California this list as long it's appreciated William Torres Chester Chesterton Indiana Richard Altman in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, Scandinavia. Derek Scaneil Watkins Minnesota Anthony Tomaszewski Montebello New York Sir Daddy Cass Baron of the Center of the Universe in Mechanicsville Virginia Alex Lush or Lesh Chicago Illinois What is he? Oh! He has a switcheroo

2:22:48 He says lush Lowe's I think it is he wanted he says Monday My card was declined but my boy named sue covered me and threw an extra 20 bucks for gas which is three gallons So it should be in his name get more region 5 residents spook. Happy birthday Oh, okay We got all that Elliot Johnson continue with the 58th birthday celebration congratulations Morristown Arizona Moak mark Oliveri in Cedar Park Texas Mark Stokesbury in Centennial, Colorado. Jessica Barrett in Leveland Texas Mary Corbett and Glenview Illinois Eric Curtis in Detroit Michigan Hendrik Schuitjens in Riverview Florida Gefelicite Flopstad thank you Patrick Coble Sir Patrick Scoble Fairview Tennessee Duke of the South Baron Chris protector of North Austin in Austin Texas

2:23:37 Joshua Sparks, Burlington Ontario. Candanavia Eagle Rivers for Tucker with the 58 that's Alaska Sir NBS in Chicago Illinois and finally James Poulos in Reno Nevada these are the people who just love me Thank you. That was a long list, it's very humbling and very nice I really appreciate it And thank you for all the personal notes I have responded to almost everyone personally if not I'll get back to you It is very nice and humbling Feel very blessed. Yeah, it was very good. Onward Brian Furley 5510 Andrew Ekternach in Round Lake Minnesota 5510 Sir Tom Dari Oh by the way for Andrew I need a de-douching for his new human resource Scotty Marie You've been de-douched 33 days old today There you have it Anonymous in Salem Oregon 5001

2:24:36 James Sharometta, 50. The following people are all $50 donors name and location. Sharometta's in Nappanock, Loretta Vandenberg in Provencal, Louisiana Anna Drake in Whitestown Indiana, that's Provincetown Louisiana, Whitestone Indiana Kenneth Burricks in Castaic California I didn't even know it was a Gastaic in California. Sir Matthew Janiszewski, Janiszewski in Chicago 50 these are all $50 donors Michelle Lairer, Lairer, I think um in Henderson Michigan and she has a note I punched...I was punched in the mouth by douchebag co-worker Eric

2:25:26 I think he needs a douchebag call out. Oh, sorry! There you go And last but not least Brian Watson in Raleigh North Carolina want to thank all those people for making this show a possibility and especially for all the $58 donors that once a year come to the rescue of The show by wishing Adam a happy birthday and supporting the show at the same time It's a fantastic idea it did really do it did do both? That's true Yeah, now I have a couple of notes or as I like to say is yeah. Yeah. Yeah Sean Stedman Who apparently donated awhile ago was still waiting for his karma for his mom She desperately needs f cancer karma well of course some sorry that got mixed up You've got

2:26:14 And then this Darius unity who's this has just been a cacophony of fun of errors really to get this guy's note Yeah, he kept telling us that we missed his note. We said well can you send the note? We never had to know that's we never got the number We never got to know it in the first place so say sends me another sorry didn't get you the note I'm you know The note could have been attached to all these messages that went back and forth He says they feel bad about it So Order anything you want from the website, he says to me. And I'm looking at what website? What website? He didn't leave me a website to look at! Whatever... In the morning gents and myriad thanks for your courage sincerest apologies for my lack of brevity Conversely when a former US Army sniper with mouths-to-feed gets a platform Here we go shoutouts first mad love to The Keeper mom Dukes and my pretty precious princess For giving me a reason to Charlie Mike

2:27:09 Also, my fellow combat vet Lil Big Bro was born in 92 on 207. Him and his wife always give the best gifts advice and encouragement last FOMO himself JF in Midland Texas hit me in the mouth back in November after the heavens blessed us to cross paths stay in touch and become co-hosts Oh he does a podcast We're still redoing our first episode before publishing again. My mostly free blog has plenty of war stories, political commentary pop culture reviews etc If no one in the nation feels compelled to tip or pledge a paltry sum to me I guess you can do that now It's peaceful tidings dot-com and we're sorry Mr.. Nope, but we got all squared away Here's a karma for you You've got karma And then did we have one more? I thought we got sir Jimmy's note

2:28:00 I thought we read him. Yeah, we did. I don't know. Yeah, I think we did because he has two more Adam Curry signed holo books Oh right! Yes, we did get his notes Maybe he still has a couple of those I was making fun of the fact that he only sold one It depends on what he sold it for I guess. I have no idea $5,000 5 thousand million dollars alright everybody Thank you very much for these fabulous birthday well wishes For all of our producers including the execs and associate execs and of course everyone under fifty dollars who comes in typically for reasons of anonymity hello anonymous or Maybe don't one of those many programs And did we get anyone doing five dollars and eighty cents?

2:28:44 Funny chance. I don't know, I don't have any. Nope! No one did it. Probably... Hey, a 1! Oh no, I remember some coming in. One? We got one and I can mention her because it's Millennial Mel Millennial Mel, she's out of money. Happy... yes well it's okay you know what this could be very a lot to her. Very valuable happy birthday Adam you're the best podcaster in the universe love Mel I thought said love me but says love Mel Thank You Mel thank everybody if you'd like to learn how to become a producer of this fab podcast go here vorac.org slash n-a

2:29:21 And we do have some other birthdays to contend with. Suzy Hoye-Bohr celebrated on mine, the third as did Sir Brent Anonymous in Phoenix is celebrating today Rosarien and Now I'm thinking that maybe we weren't sure if Sir Jimmy had upped his title, but here he is on the list. Sir Jimmy of freeholobooks.com is now officially a baronet and we love seeing you here sir Jimmy it was good to see you in

2:30:17 South Carolina as well. Good to reconnect after all those years Sir John of South London becomes the Viscount Kumar of South London and we have a— I think we got a London Meetup report later on for today But first, what's that? Say what? Spot-On! Yes, so we have... One, two No, what do we have here? We have zero nights. Do you know no night We're nightless. We're nightless I tell you oh well, then we have wild Everyone blew their wad on my birthday. We had three really nice Meetup reports that came in, I love it you guys are starting to produce it's appreciated Central Ohio enter This is Wild Bill of Ohio from the Central Ohio meet up Happy Birthday Adam Thank You This is Maddie from Cincinnati I took another road trip

2:31:17 And same thing, great people. Great beer! This is Nick from Central Ohio It's a red night sky... Sky and night Sailor's delight I'd like to thank Bill for his courage for arranging another meetup This is Josh It's Meg CC in the hizzouse This is Mary Rose. In the morning, guys! Love you Always yours in the morning It's Abel Kirby Clownin' it up in Ohio This is Corsica Lynn Your favorite conspiracy theorist In the morning this is Sir Bubba Hotep Your favorite hoodbilly Hotep and build Thank you gentlemen Happy birthday! Woooo! In the morning

2:31:57 Able Kirby was there that must have had a good time. He and Sir Spencer man those guys are nuts Indy how's the NA tribal meetup going there? Hello, this is Maria from Indiana And this is Mark at our latest Meet up in August Thank you for your courage and everything you do to inspire us Adam and John You guys are amazing This is David longtime listener or first time I'd meet up it's been great James Swanning and the morning. Sir Benny here, just hearing about all the kale recipes. ITM comrades this is Cindy from Carmel thank you for your courage hello this is Maddie from Cincinnati took a little day trip to Westfield Indiana thanks for the warm welcome great food great beer and great people Bruce here from South Broad Ripple hi I'm

2:32:40 This meetup is dope. We had mutton, we had mead... No round table but maybe next time. In the morning to you John and Adam my pronouns are cool guy and captain awesome Hello this is Anthony Seven a Viscount of Hamilton in the two pennies. Hello it's I, Klaus Nieruko von Schlaub and you'll eat the bugs in the morning I'm Emily and my mom hits me in the mouth really hard. That's what she said, my name is also Emily but i'm a spook and im gonna keep it short and snappy Hi this is Robert living the international value for value lifestyle In The Morning Drew Williams from Carmel Indiana In The Morning this is Nathan from Broadhurstville I dragged my 14 year old son here on his birthday to meet like minded people great times hi my name is Phoenix My dad dragging me here

2:33:26 How big is that meetup? That's a big meetup and Maddie from Cincinnati was there too. I wonder if she's the spook... Since this is The Keeper's home turf, we gotta go to one of these! She's gonna be Deanna. Oh it'd be fantastic! You definitely go. Or or OR we could fry- fry?! We could fly to London to join the Gwiffers! Here's Gwuff. Gwuff does our report for today Concocting Kexit and manifesting the pre-entry exit strategy. It's Waff the Cock, Gregory William, Paul Sythorne and one half of AI.cooking Hey this is Paul we're by the Angel... Is it The Angel? Yeah The Angel in by the Thames which apparently is where the Pilgrim Fathers sail from to America No no that's Mayflower

2:34:18 Yeah, nearby. But yeah great show guys! Great show keep it up brilliant Yes I'm back from where the forefathers came from About 50 meters for me is where the USA started and glad that i'm back here drinking pints with a no agenda crew Hi, I am Rob Is this thing on? I'm trying to think of something to say. Hyperthermiax pro-Ukraine, my children will freeze so that we can save Ukraine. ITN Don and Adam love the show! This is Sarah having a great time at my very first meetup. Hey it's Mike here there are no bugs. I said i would only eat the bugs if the Queen had one but I guess she's dead, you'll have to deepfake that. Anyway how are they going to convince vegans to eat bugs? Happy birthday Adam!

2:35:03 Also cool. I like that, we got some production coming to these things very good here's some of the meetups that you can attend but i'd love to go back to another London Meetup there was so much fun You've been in one of those right? The London Meetups Oh yeah It's the same place they think they go too That place on the corner Today the annual Pig Row South Jersey kicks off in about 15 minutes. That'll be in Medford Lakes, New Jersey Dame one of the lakes is organizing on Tuesday walk behind the six-pack Lotus that's Buckethead Tavern and Knoxville Tennessee five o'clock

2:35:40 And on Thursday, our next show day supper time six o'clock Phoenix Arizona Blanco Cocina and Cantina I gotta say that because Cocina is a Cocino Cocina one of the two is wrong Usually Cocina. I think yeah Cocina is like a nasty thing Cocina is the way to say it Scott sale Arizona? I'm just looking at this list all the way through the end of October This is out of control We have, well it's not really out of control. It is completely out of our control! Producers organize this. Sir Daniel over there at noagentameetups.com thank you so much for all that you've done making this all come together so that people can find not just community but in many instances partner life partner wife husband oh yeah

2:36:27 NoagendaMeetups.com, meet your partner there! Before we do the ISOs I have some disturbing news I would say in a way she was quickly becoming one of our favorites. Palki Sharma, you're familiar with Palki Sharma from WION? She is the Indian news lady. Oh the Indian woman! Yeah the Indian woman! Uh she has either quit or she has been asked to leave by new management

2:37:19 Oh, of course. You buy a station like that to get rid of one person? Well they succeeded so she's out. She'll be somewhere else I'm thinking podcasting 2.0. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Come on, Palky! Come on, Ms Sharma! Happy to help you out Alright i'l do my Isos first. I don't think they're all that great Here's what I have Experts are infallible I have this one Jiggle the handle! Another one of those. Have you tried to jiggle the hat? Too late for that! Nah, those aren't good. Those are too long I'm liking that last one You like that last one? Hold on a second... Have you tried to jiggle the hat?! Too late for that!! I'd have to jack it up in audio Yeah especially the front of it Okay, I have a couple. I've got Burns Till Burns What? Till Burns

2:38:15 Hmm, okay still burns. Oh, I'm kind of missing the beginning of that one. Yeah it was bad Okay Well here's the one that I liked the most I think it's something that makes nothing but sense to me in the show with this call What is that Some some Iraqi screaming and uh in the streets yeah, I Think you couldn't I think it can work But then I'd like to enhance If I can just to make it... With some guns fire? Yeah, that was kind of my idea. Let's see how we do this. Like that? I like it! It's not all aggressive or creepy or anything like that. That's pretty good We've succeeded once again Oh man a couple of things before we go what else did we have here um oh I love this why can't this happen in America

2:39:16 In, I guess kind of the Moscow or maybe even Russian. No this is Chinese and Yandex isn't that a Chinese company like the Chinese Uber? Or is that Russia? Yandex. Yeah, I think it's some... I don't know if it's... yeah! I think it is. I'm gonna have to do a mea culpa but I think it's the Chinese company. But they are running in Moscow and someone apparently hacked into the system and ordered every single available vehicle to one spot in Moscow. The pictures are hilarious This is I would love for this to happen. I mean it sucks for the people who are driving uber But what a great hack yeah, send everybody to the same address at the same time good It's funny. It's just it's just a hint people just a hint let me see I think our codes probably better than Maybe I don't know maybe maybe not What else did I have oh? Yeah

2:40:25 Finally, we're seeing more and more of these lawsuits. I think we mentioned American Express was getting sued for putting quotas on how many white people could be hired Amazon is now facing a lawsuit over $10,000 hiring bonus made exclusively to black Latinx and Native American entrepreneurs These are all lawsuits waiting to happen This ESG thing is a nightmare And Bank of America though is apparently experimenting with no down payment mortgages for black and Latino communities. What could possibly go wrong with that? Oh, nothing! We've never seen anything... That's always worked! We've never seen anything screw up with that. Hmm

2:41:10 Alright Anything else before we leave? No, I just mentioned that the Amazon's taking all their solar panels off state was in the newsletter because they were there were lighting on fire Right. They're just catching on fire spontaneously Spontaneous panel combustion is that what it had it actually has a name spontaneous. Well, I named at that Then let's get out of here All right, good idea. Good idea. Hey everybody more stuff on Thursday. Oh we got tons of stuff to do I want to thank everybody so much for For the birthday wishes yeah you can wish him birthday on next Thursday too if you feel like it Yeah, you could but III feel special enough right now It's within five days. I think that's good

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