1:47:36 This is to celebrate my birthday on the 30th by finally making it to knighthood. Please Knight me Sir John of the Southwest Ohio I'm a little concerned here because I don't see his I don't see anything highlighted in color here So are we not listed? Thanks for the years of info sane amant no jingles, but health karma for all Okay We got that You've got karma. Can you just read that in this one? Yeah, thanks. Jackie Green our buddy up in Sacramento $350 ITM I just wanted to send a belated congratulations on 14 years of the best podcast in the universe Gotta get him down here sometime for dinner. I'm on the road for a lot and no agenda has been a staple for the band
1:48:34 And while we grind out the miles between shows, thanks for keeping it real. You guys can look him up he's online Jucky Green with an E at the end pretty famous guitarist yes and I believe doing podcasting 2.0 well oh i believe believe could be yeah okay I am back and I've got Jeremy Lees from Cheyenne Wyoming, 333.33 it's our favorite executive producer donation amount in the morning Adam and John I first heard about No Agenda when Adam was on first on Rogan i've been hooked ever since I have hit my beautiful wife in the mouth not long after I was hooked we listened together on longer car rides and subsequently hit our eldest human resource turning 12 on October 29th please add Danica to the birthday list she's on it this donation of 333.33 will be credited to my daughter for her future Dame hood there's a switcheroo okay
1:49:31 Please de-douche her. Yes, we'll do that. You've been de-douched! Could you read off those jingles for me? Because I gotta put them all in there now... Biscuits. Okay let's see what we got here. There is a lot. A lot. Oh no this is... Look at how many... Go Karma biscuits for my birthday and little girl scary Joe Biden. You're scary, you're scary That's don't eat me. Okay, and a goat karma they always give me a biscuit on my birthday You've got karma Matthew Wells wells in Austin another Austonian or what did it call austinian? Austinites Austinite like kryptonite 333 dot 33
1:50:26 Yeah, and that's in Texas. Today is my birthday! Please add me to the birthday list. Uh, Phil Kuzmanowski is still a douchebag. Okay hold on... DOUCHEBAG! Please call him out as such. Jingo request Biden? Whole load. Kamala? Don't come Trump I'm gonna come Two to the head Hey by the way Okay, no comment. Toot their head and China is asshole probably one too many jingles But it's still gonna be and I wait in the word is China as asshole got to do with a lewd Commentary you have within these jingle structure. I think it's just gratuitous and I think it's an outrage Yeah, it is. I'm gonna give me the whole load today Do not come! I'm gonna come
1:51:19 Oh, and then the last one misfired. Oh man it was doomed to begin with China is asshole! There we go and a jobs karma Jobs jobs jobs too many jobs let's vote for jobs seven seven jingles seven jingles Sir Cal's next for 333 33 and he says happy 14th my friend Many more to come. SirCal is wishing us a happy anniversary. LavenderBlossoms.org, SirCal. Yes, LavenderBlossoms.org Happy 14th from Westminster says Daniel Degroff, sirfusingoff and it's Westminster yes I got that sirfusingoff that's it? That's short and sweet we love it! I'll take on Colin Preston
1:52:06 33314, well we had the whole argument whether it was Colin or colon didn't we now? Yeah and it was Colin. Okay, Colin Preston Oregon City if you need some stainless steel wine tanks give me a shout I'd love to chip in and be part of the no agenda woke wine business practical... Oh he's a tank master! Yes PracticalFusion.com We're getting there, John. We've got the box designer... we've got the tech dude... We need some hooch! We just need the hooch people!" He says congratulations on 14 years. Yeah this is coming together. Why don't you look to his practicalfusion.com while I read the next note from Bert. Bert Comfort 333 and he writes in In The Morning Adam & John My future knight and I continue- wait a minute Ben
1:52:58 My future knight and I continue to listen to the best podcasts in the universe on the deck every day. In our offshore days, we listened to episodes in sequence. The relevance to what was discussed and then what is occurring now is amazing! You were spot-on then and continue to be during these current trying times." Yeah...I'm not going to argue that point Thank you for your insights and courage while deconstructing the news media. In order to keep John C happy, I will keep this note short... It's already too long! This is the last installment for the knighthood of my actual dude named Ben. Please provide the usual hookers and blow at the table, as well as lobster, king crab legs, oysters, a fine Bordeaux selected by John C
1:53:54 as okay, I have to tell you what it is after reading the note. Because you want a whiteboard over this. Oh my goodness! This is shocking. Yeah, you want a Domaine de Chevalier Blanc selected by John C., as well as a cigar for Sir Benny of the Country Gentlemen We both look forward to future episodes of The Best Podcast Universe Becoming Barren and Baroness in support of the Value For Value No Agenda show production on a personal basis. I want to thank you from the bottoms up on the toilet paper shortage. Thank you and thank you and Costco please select one of the Reverend Al's finest
1:54:36 The gift that keeps on giving and give everyone some goat karma. Now... And that's Dame Swanee, this is Dame Swanee from Indianapolis sent that for her husband. It's Dame Swanee okay, that's who it was That's so nice So I wrote down Demande Sauvignon Blanc Demande a chevalier. Demande a chevalier... So what does the horse have to do with it? And it's not, it's not Sauvignon Blanc It's Blanc Oh I thought you said so Demande a Chevalier Blanc Yeah its got Sauvignon Blanc in it but I think there is some other stuff I just want to order the right thing What year? What year?! That's a good question
1:55:26 Since that wine actually is for a white one, it actually needs age. I'll say 2016? Let's see no say at 2000. Oh! I'm breaking the bank over here at the round table. Shit man, alright 2000... Yes thank you very much and how sweet of you to do that for your husband R-E-S-P-I-C-T You've got karma. So is that now two or three wives, or spouses I should say who have brought their spouses to the roundtable today? Yeah This is good stuff Good stuff
1:56:05 Sir Roland, ref of the frozen sheet from Lincoln Nebraska. 333 in honor of my 61st birthday on Friday October 29th My recent retirement from Big Pharma and the 14th year of The Noah Jenner Show I could not resist donating a meaningful amount thus 333 I wanted to send blankets but i just sent cash great job as always Brad Jaszewski is still a douchebag only your retirement karma is requested thank you sir roland Ref of the frozen sheep and we thank you as well sir. You've got karma, then we got on the birthday list for sure Josh Josh Josh Springer in Indianapolis Indiana 333 and he writes in donation note emailed to oh no John and Adam subject donation now
1:57:00 I don't have it either. You didn't get it, I didn't get it neither one of us got it a lot of these guys...I'll tell you what happens a lot of the times because I've noticed this because you get in other notes the guys a lot of people are putting these donations into their phone instead of doing on the computer that way you can't get along note you can do jack if your doing on the phone but they're doing on the phone we don't want to discourage it no barriers with entry So they do it on the phone and then they write with their thumbs, they type out something like this. And then when they get home and forget about it, they never send us a note! Yeah... I think you're right. I think that does happen. I think you're right there. Then they send us a note, has to be a make good and Eric bitches because of all these extra work
1:57:48 What are you gonna do? We're gonna give him a karma is what we're gonna do. I got Bob Stanhope here from Grand Forks, BC, Canada $300 million dollars good morning from Grand Forks, BC Canada, Canada A quick note to say thanks on the illustrious occasion that is show 1400 always moving forward He's ahead of the game. I was hit in the mouth two years ago by my sister-in-law, of all people... No! By my sin-in-law, of all people... Sin-in-law? And then it says fine fella. I don't know. I was hit in the mouth to you but my sin-in-law of all people fine fella okay
1:58:30 Third time's a charm in my eldest daughter's case though. Bah! I've been spreading the word since Anyways, before I digress and piss John off allow me to say thank you Good to know our family and some friends including several nurses and doctors see behind the curtain I wish I could say the same of many educated Intelligent people who think that we're flat earthers because we don't buy the narrative. I happen also be a flat earther I'm sorry to say Our donation of $300 Candianavians smackaroos represents 2 times 140 donations from my wife and a little extra to round things up to an even 300 on the grand kiddies scale. Grand kiddies behalf, a do dee-a dedushing if you please. You've been Dee-Dushed And request for the marching pigs in human clothing
1:59:19 Stay sane, Bob Stanhope a bike guy in the boundary and we appreciate that of course we honor the Candianavian and Australian dollary dues for face value. And that was Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Yeah, kind of. René Tabac. Ah! Rene Tabic. Tabac? How tabac? You're right, tabac. Rene Tabac is in tobacco. Signage on most French bistros. 250 bucks in Mepple. Today's donation makes me a knight when available sir smash off the lone wolves
2:00:18 When available, Spur Smash Off the Lone Wolves. I think it's available! Yeah, pretty sure it's available. That's to celebrate that I'm a single for five years and never had a fight. Keep doing what you both do and the producers are doing and health karma for all! Jingo Rubblizer out PS for the roundtable, please. Calvados and... Pepper Nuts? You got it! I think he means paper nosa but pepper nuts will do. Paper nosa. Okay. And René Tabac is a very famous name in the Netherlands. I wonder if it's the guy who owns the hotel. It's possible. Is he Beppe? Standby 33-33-33. Borabalizer out
2:01:09 You've got karma. Then we have John Mudge from Denver, $200. Love your show because it helps me discern the truth from the BS." Yes we think we do reasonably well with that. Then we have Anonymous. Do you have this note? I do. Anonymous comes in and this confused a little bit when I first saw it's handwritten note very poorly transcribed
2:02:03 It's $200 and please do not use our real names. But then he keeps putting in this name, which now I realize is not the real names because he says anonymous at the end of his doc. D Ruby Moth jingles get vaccinated. This is good because it's handwritten up puts the jingles at the beginning get vaccinated know you will obey and tooted ahead Now that's a story that's telling us story everybody yes This donation is from my wife of 15 years. Her name is D Ruby Moth and she's smoking hot! We've never had a fight that she didn't win." That's how it usually goes, yes? She is the tops. She can outwork, outsmart and out-awesome every other wife out there. Oh! Her amazing career and outlook on life is what has given us our 33 acre home in the woods
2:02:58 And our ability to homeschool our two wonderful children. Please de-douche her! Sounds like she deserves it... You've been de-douched This is my gift to her on her birthday, October 27th We'll skip your pagan karma By the way a lot of people believe that I've never heard this! I've known about it I've known about it. A lot of people believe it's pagan, a lot of evangelists that listen to the show there is a lot of them they never want the karma because they think its pagan Oh okay so thats fine we didn't even dream it up all this stuff comes from the producers We have started wearing horn masks and stuff but thats just for parties Well thats in tribute to the guy who broke into The Capitol
2:03:51 The shaman exactly and ask you for your Catholic producers to say in Ave Maria for dr. Ruby I'm so not that doctor for D Ruby mob keep up the good work gents anonymous Thank you No, you will obey You will obey you will obey You've got karma There's a story That one worked And that's all of our associate executive producers and executive producers for show 1397, 93... 94! 1394. Eventually hone in on it. Yeah get there eventually you'll have the right one I want to thank everybody who did this kept the show afloat and prosperous Thank You These credits are real. You can use them anywhere credits are accepted
2:04:48 and that includes IMDB, go ahead and take a look. No Agenda Show you'll see that there are real producers who tout these real credits rock bands Weezer! Patrick from Weezer the drummer he touts his executive producership of The No Agenda Show in interviews because he's proud of it does anything and so should you and then these people are of course in these titles we have up we could put a nice band together As if any of it would work for free. I can't wait, I can't wait for my Theravin! Finally finally success we'll thank more of our producers in the second half and we really appreciate anyone who wants to step up and produce the show these executive producers and associate executive producer being honored today and we thank you so much if you'd like to do it too go ahead go to vorac.org