Coronafest

00:00 That's... Pop pop and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here at the frontier of Austin, Texas capital of the drone star state in the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and for Northern Silicon Valley where they're forcing us to wear face masks. I'm John C DeVore Is that in your your rules you gotta wear face masks everywhere now not today but starting soon really

00:44 We already have that. I think our face mask stuff is already in place, and we have the new guidelines for opening up Texas is going to be leading! Very excited we're getting out of jail Yeah, you weren't even down for the count yeah, we've been kind of locked up before we do anything since...I figured we'd turn the tables for a moment since every mainstream outlet is at home and they're broadcasting from their house Sounded like crap. Sounding like total crap, but that's where they're broadcasting from. That's unbelievable. There is a right! Yeah... Why don't we show them how we can do their job just as well?

01:29 You know, the studio audience. The opening... like the view! Like take the view for a moment. You know how they open up and they've got all their topics and what's going on? Let's show the view how No Agenda does it. get vonation. On today's episode, the gentlemen of The No Agenda Show will spin the wheel of the United States to discover who is next in line for protest! So exciting! Also how can elites continue abusing the terrible Rona data to take away our liberty now that President Trump has outlined a three-stage plan? Those are the facts of this world and you will all surrender to them, you pigs in human clothing

02:13 And you slaves should get used to your crappy mac and cheese. Most of your favorite restaurants are just not going to make it! Then we'll have an international perspective on how countries outside the U.S. are continuing to deal with Corona, Corona, Corona! Of course there will be plenty of humor and media deconstruction to keep your amygdala healthy Now let's hear from John C. Dvorak & Adam Curry Hey everybody! Hi John! Hey, Adam. I'm here at home! That's right. I'm here at home and you can see behind me that i have nothing on my wall but a lead of vapid life

03:02 There we go. Thank you, Jennifer! I thought that was pretty good. Yeah she nailed it man. She's developing her chops. She totally gets it. Yes chops that's exactly what it is well no sooner had our show ended on Thursday but yes we got the announcement with the multi-stage approach to every state maybe right down to the county level reopening and rejoining American society However, amidst all the excitement about that a fast one was pulled on us with the data and no one really talked about it.

03:44 This is where I'm waiting to see if you heard anything about... Go on! Well, gone were the models. The healthdata.org model was gone and that is the Murray model and gone were the other ones There was no mention of the models nothing at all we have a new chart And it happened just like, it was like a magic trick so well performed because it happened right in front of your eyes. No one said anything no one questions it It started with Pence after the president did his typical thing how great we are and Pence just threw it out there Governors at every level our health care workers and our fellow Americans We've saved lives and every American should

04:33 be comforted by that. And we can see it in the numbers, in the charts that I'll present today these three maps track influenza like illness which in this instance is mostly coronavirus across America. The first map reflects the total number of cases on a week ending March 28th The next map reflects our data about the total number of cases on the week ending April 4th. And we stand here today with the final map reflecting

05:13 With these trends underway, President Trump tasked the White House Coronavirus Task Force to develop new guidelines for opening up America again. Now I'm real happy that we're going to get new guidelines for opening up America again but these new trends? You can't just introduce a whole new chart with different data and say it's a trend! Save or create it, baby! And I took the liberty of posting this chart John so you can take a look. You can find it at covidbullcrap dot com Somebody got smart for it. I did that, I did that. COVIDbullcrap.com so you can definitely go there and you can see this chart. I'll bring it up myself here and we're going to listen to Dr. Burks walk us through it now what you're seeing here is visual for the people who aren't seeing it is the different influenza cases

06:10 starting in 2012, 2011 to... no I'm sorry 2009 to 2010 all the way through to the current cycle. And it's interesting because this is the exact chart that i got so much flack for when I asked on the tweeters and Scott Adams went berserk over the question and said hey if this is the influenza for 2019-2020 its dropping off the cliff what happened? And of course everybody had a reason, a question and lo and behold this exact chart is now being used as the trend line for getting rid of it but has nothing to do with COVID-19. This is an established system

06:53 It is called the Influenza-like Illness Reporting System or Network, which has been in place for a long time and doctors have systems and ways to get the information very quickly very easily proven over time. Which is exactly what was lacking with coronavirus just chatting everybody at marking everybody up as died from coronavirus just propping it into some spreadsheet somewhere. There's more money in it! Of course there's more money Which is actually one of the perhaps side reasons why they might have done this. But let's listen to Dr. Birx explain what's going on here No apology for disappearance of the previous models or any of the trends that we were waiting for, or peak, or flattening the curve. This is a complete surge! It's not even the same data

07:42 All right, follow along at covid bull crap dot com. In addition, the CDC has the influenza like illness net distributed throughout the United States very useful in the wintertime that first peak is influenza B and the red. That's this season I showed you all the seasons here so you could see the seasons as they are displayed The first peak is influenza B, second peak influenza A and then you can see the coronavirus. Now hold on a second! Wow that's a good one Is this unbelievable? So we're looking at a trend line which by the way is not the highest

08:20 2017-2018 season was significantly higher. Yeah, that's when they kill a bunch of people. And the 2009-2010... Well yes! The 2017-2018 season we know that the hospitals were stretched and there were news articles about it but no one yelling and screaming and crying for help the way we saw with coronavirus masks so what she just says there is and this is the influenza-like surveillance network, and if someone comes in... By the way it could be mentioned. that based on the influenza-like illness, that means that during this three peaks that she's talking about—the A, B and Corona—they could all be just a mix. Could all be corona? It could all be influenza A or B? Well let's let Burks finish and then we'll have the CDC director really punch it home You can see its decline

09:18 and it's declining towards baseline. This will allow us again city by city, community by community state-by-state to look for variations in an early response mode in those localities that I described So I'm fine with this but if you really look at this data so you're telling me coronavirus was not around Even though we see this spike which they're saying. Oh that was influenza B I thought one of them didn't show up at all this year Maybe that was coronavirus and maybe that was the corona virus right now They had two things they had a and b both head A&B alright listen to the CDC director going a little bit more depth on

10:00 about what is reported here. Remember it's just an influenza-like illness, it's not corona... Influenza like could be a drippy nose sore throat I now have an influenza like illness report but we've also developed the system to monitor for upper respiratory tract disease if I can get the first slide there This is an example because when we talk about what we know about this current pandemic, the reality is that we know a lot. Because we've developed these monitoring systems up on the slide as a system that we've developed initially for flu and what it does you can see there's multiple different flu seasons they track them over the course of year

10:46 I want you to look at the red line and that happens to be this year's respiratory season. And, you see there is a peak there up over the 50-52 week. So that's the peak right at the end of the year in December when lots of people were sick and they went and got tested wasn't influenza but they had a lot of symptoms similar to COVID, but can't be that! And that peak was when we actually had a peak of Influenza B this year was a little different because after that Barrow syndrome came down you can see it Just because I say so.

11:44 So we have systems all the way down to the county level that we can see where there's respiratory tract illness. Which is not the same as the actual coronavirus, it's just respiratory illness! It's just driving me crazy! And so it's not just taking a test It's monitoring these systems that have been developed over decades. And we have multiple ones, we have another one this is monitored in emergency rooms looking at syndrome diagnosis and they show the same thing so were well equipped to monitor to see when respiratory tract viral disease will come and becomes a very good surrogate

12:28 for when you can begin to understand that we need to start looking more ideologically about what's going on. Yeah, is that different from my it is a word? Ideologically I've never heard. I think it's edie. I think his idea Something it says some term I've heard it like ideal as an ideal run. Oh no It's got something just get another do with anything that you did not the anything to do with ideal It's something else. It's like I'll try to find it viral disease will come and becomes a very good surrogate for

13:03 for when you can begin to understand that we need to start looking more etiologically about what's going on. You can see now in week 15, We're really coming down to the baseline background in terms of our flu surveillance system from the overall coronavirus situation right now. Etiologically... ETI. That's it. Thank you trolls. Of relating to or based on etiology or etiologic treatment of disease Seeks to remove or correct its cause don't use those words and Anyway, I'm over my anger because Thursday. I was just like it's clear we were conned

13:46 We were conned with bullshit data. Yeah, well it comes and it goes honestly. That's exactly how I feel! They put us into this based upon a two million death model that model was revised four times. Four times that this has happened And now, well we got 60 thousand and don't look over here. Look over here! Look at this chart that red line's going down and based upon this chart now so just... Well not only based on this chart but this will be a big factor in getting everybody back to work because it's safe

14:33 And although the mainstream... I'm too late now. Although the mainstream keeps pushing that we can't go back to work until we have a vaccine and testing, testing, testing! No, the mainstream has to push that because they got to keep this economy so it's in the tank for the election They don't care about you. No of course not Of course not So Testing Fauci did, Dr. Fauci America's doctor also known as the angel of death he did a long thing about testing on Friday at least 15 minutes and after you woke up you're like huh

15:10 because you got testing and this is important. So he's, I don't know if he was intentionally confusing everybody but it's just completely stupid the key metric says the only metric you need to look at interestingly it's not on this chart The key metric is more tests upward testing and downward positive cases of those tests And that divergence will show you, you know actually what's going on. At least that's what they're telling us but some interesting data has showed up

15:49 In a homeless shelter, which the CDC has reviewed and is quite excited about. At Pine Street Inn in Boston's South End universal COVID-19 testing leading to new stunning evidence about the asymptomatic spread of the virus It was like a double knockout punch because the number of positives was shocking to us but then the fact that 100% of the positives had no symptoms was equally shocking. Dr Jim O'Connell, president of Boston Health Care for the Homeless program says broad scale testing was carried out at this shelter about a week and a half ago because of a small cluster of cases The findings now actively being examined by the CDC 146 positive cases about 36 percent of the shelters population

16:34 all asymptomatic. It prob questions and it answers says the results prove t of only testing those sh ineffective. I think there people right now that if The number may look close to this. I don't think we know the universal testing at Pine Street Inn and testing of the homeless at BMC, bringing Boston South End to number one in the city with the highest rate of COVID-19 infection of the 146 people at Pine Street Inn who tested positive health officials tell us only one needed hospital care and many have not experienced any symptoms

17:16 So that's pretty interesting if you've got this kind of spread. That's 36 percent of this homeless shelter had it without symptoms We have the situation developing in South County here and Santa Clara where they're starting to test people finding it which is the hot spot in the area Yes, I have a clip we also Actually Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida talking about what you're mentioning here? One of the most important studies that's been done just this week came out at Stanford University where they tested the antibodies in Santa Clara County, California. And so these are people who have the antibodies from the coronavirus. The thought is that they had acquired the virus many of them may not have known that they had it

18:01 But they looked to see how prevalent those antibodies were in that county and they determined that between 50 and 80 times more people in Santa Clara had the antibodies than had actually tested positive in Santa Clara County. Yeah, I see this as extremely good news! But we can't stop now. There's a surge coming, it's going to peak in a couple of weeks and the hospitals are going to be overwhelmed and you should keep social distancing and close the restaurants and everything and stay home because you can't take a chance." You can't take a chance! So I think that Democrats who are in full-on politicization mode

18:49 They're obviously trying to get these committees together and whatever groups to impeach the president. He has to be impeached because he acted too late, he was too short, he was too slow and he said good things. He said there wasn't going to be a problem and it was a problem. And he said there wasn't gonna be a problem so he has to be impeached because he says it wasn't gonna be a problem. Yes I think I had Kamala Harris saying something similar to that let me see if she's still vying for the VP job with Joe? She's a good woman. I think there is that's a pretty good joke, I think there is no question whatsoever that his failure to take this seriously from the time of calling it a hoax to getting rid of the Obama administration's focus through the White House on pandemics

19:40 Whatever that means, Kamala. Is that your version of the guy who got kicked out who was retiring anyway from the National Security Council? To him trivializing the issue including the importance of social distancing and frankly his lies continue to today... There is no question that had we a president in charge who actually took their responsibility seriously, that we would probably be looking at a lot less damage than we have incurred. And yes and the damage is measured by that ticker we watch every day

20:19 of the number of people infected and the number of people who are dead. Dead! We are every day hearing and watching stories about body bags How many stories about body bags have you seen? What stories about body bags? Trust me, if there was a body bag story I'd be playing it. I think we've had one guy mention body bags And that was Tedros is the only one who's mentioned body bags Tedros body bags. So look, the buck stops with the president and um there is no question that it is actually I believe not a debatable point at this point about the fact that he has abandoned his role of leadership and meaning the role of the President of the United States He's not gonna act like a president! He doesn't understand the job

21:13 So, you know. Yeah I absolutely am going to do everything I can to elect Joe Biden our presentative nominee to be the next president of the United States. Pick me Joe! Pick Me! Pick me Joe please pick me! It is so transparent what she's up which he's all about there Of course that's that's the narrative from the politicized narrative Trump has blood on his hands acted too late trivialize it lied And Trump is pointing squarely at the World Health Organization, which I think more and more people are seeing the validity in that. But he also answers questions directly about now which i think is now common knowledge not completely confirmed that this was leaked from a bio lab which I think we were called conspiracy theorists nut job tinfoil hat wearers for just two months ago? It appears that was true

22:10 I have an article that I want to read. I can't get anybody to run this as a voice, but it's a short article and this is the one that floated around just recently in 2008... And by the way, the Nobel Prize winners are coming out of the woodwork to commentary on this coronavirus. But this is a 2008 Nobel Prize winner for medicine. He says COVID-19 was manipulated for HIV research. Now this is the best article I found It kind of explains it because it does kind of put all the pieces together because we've seen a lot of dots about this and that, and then the L. And then now we have all these variations that are showing up out of the blue. This actually kind of explains it. You mean like the different strains? Yeah, the different strains said according to Professor Luke Montagnier winner of the Nobel Prize for Medicine is he discovered HIV as the cause of AIDS. He knows this. He says that SARS-CoV2 response for the COVID pandemic was a virus

23:07 Accident released from the lab in Wuhan with last court and it says when he knows about this He says this was the claims that this was a genetically modified for the purposes of developing AIDS HIV vaccines And so there's many times you have to do something to some other organism they get more HIV out of it much further lab yeah, that's that's the what do you call that the The term, I just forgot. Grow it? You got to enhance it? No enlarge it? Ah! Some term for it yeah okay He says in order to insert an HIV sequence into this gene molecular tools are needed they only be done a lab the good news is nature does not accept any molecule tinkering It will eliminate these unnatural changes and even if nothing's done it will get better but unfortunately after many deaths

23:58 And he did a podcast, unfortunately it was in French. So he says that this thing is just deteriorating naturally in the wild because there's not meant to be in the wild and it was done for a purpose, it wasn't a bioweapon And it's accounting for, he doesn't say this but it seems to be accounting for all these variations. These various strains which are all over the place now which is just more as a thing degrades it is degenerating. Yes the term for growing it is ambiguan Well, this is interesting and if you send me that I'll put it in the show notes because that would

24:47 Possibly implicate Fauci in his group because that's what they do. That is their wheelhouse all of this HIV research is Fauci and Burks, it's so he would know about it I think there's a lot of people that know about and I want to play a series of clips from Democracy Now where the because here's what bothers me Why is everybody getting so bent out of shape? Why do you get bent out of shape with the suggestion, the mere suggestion that a lab in the same area where this thing popped up might just be responsible and it so happens that the lab is working on COVID-19, working on the coronavirus and other things.

25:30 Why is it so bad for you to even consider the possibility that this is... What's wrong with that? So let's listen to origin story one. Here we are in Democracy Now! Amy is completely bent out of shape about these theories. The White House is unveiling new guidelines today aimed at rolling back states stay-at-home orders, protecting against the spread of coronavirus. President Trump's call to wind down social distancing came as the United States recorded more than 2400 deaths in just 24 hours—the highest one day death toll for any nation since the start of the pandemic.

26:11 Across the United States there are nearly 640,000 confirmed cases of COVID-19. Hold on a second I thought we had a 4700 day death just last week? It was the next day after this clip Oh okay alright thanks. Believe me she milked that one to death. ...since the start of the pandemic Across the United States, there are nearly 640,000 confirmed cases of COVID-19. Though the true number is likely far higher due to the critical shortage of tests at least 31 thousand people have died of the disease in just a matter of weeks despite this President Trump spent the last few days waging war on journalists public health experts and science On Wednesday Trump suggested without evidence

27:02 that World Health Organization officials conspired to hide the truth about the coronavirus. His comments came one day after he announced the U.S. would begin withholding hundreds of millions of dollars of funding for the UN body. At the same news briefing, President Trump fueled the fringe theory promoted by Fox News that the virus came from a lab in Wuhan, China— Wow! This is Fox News reporter John Roberts questioning Trump at Wednesday's press briefing. Mr. President, multiple sources are telling Fox News today that the United States government now has high confidence that while the coronavirus is a naturally occurring virus it emanated from a virology lab in Wuhan because of lack safety protocols

27:45 calls, an intern was infected who later infected her boyfriend and then went to the wet market in Wuhan where it began to spread. Does that correspond with what you have heard from officials? Well I don't want to say that John but i will tell you more and more we're hearing the story and we'll see when you say multiple sources now there's a case where you can use the word sources But we are doing a very thorough examination of this horrible situation that happened. Wow, this was laden with all kinds of goodies which he threw out there at us. including

28:37 fueling the controversy. He downplayed the controversy at the same news briefing, President Trump fueled the fringe theory by Fox News that the virus came from a lab in Wuhan China. This is Fox News reporter John Roberts questioning Trump at Wednesday's press brief. Now we had that clip on Thursday. We played it because it was obviously a setup and I think we presented as such Just to bring us up to current context quick clip here was Trump yesterday when asked a question about China's culpability or responsibility You've spoken, we heard Dr. Birx say that every country has the responsibility to tell the rest of world what is going on you talked repeatedly about how this could have been stopped in the past I know you don't want to telegraph what you would do

29:22 But do you think that there should be some consequences if in the end, you know China was responsible for all of this? Well if they were knowingly Responsible certainly if they did it was a mistake. A mistake is a mistake. Uh-huh. They were knowingly responsible Yeah, then they should be consequences So there's your out she Yeah, just say it was a mistake but they won't do that. Well, not in their nature They don't like to admit they could ever make him a statement less this in the part two as Amy goes on deep, you know poo-pooing any thought And again, I'll bring the logic of this up. There was a lab there and it did work on viruses and it knew about a lot about Corona and Fauci somehow is involved because he's an AIDS guy... Hold on! There was a 3.7 million dollar grant from the CDC during the Obama administration

30:20 And it was all part of, we were working together. It was not unknown this is not an unknown entity to the United States So here we have Amy bringing on an expert who works at that lab or, well, not doesn't work there but he works with them. And he's just going nuts about any implications. Now I'm starting to think about as I listen to these clips you know they're trying to protect this lab and much as they can it must be doing some very interesting work but yeah but just to go out of their way to like take what is obviously something to think about and slam it so harshly, especially as you heard Amy in that last clip. It really makes you wonder but let's listen to this. This came just one day after the Pentagon's top general Mark Milley said the coronavirus likely claim came from natural sources not a Chinese lab on Thursday China's foreign ministry spokesperson responded

31:19 China's position on the origin and means of transmission of the novel coronavirus is clear. We will always believe this is a scientific issue which should be studied by scientists and medical experts, I would I would like to remind you, the head of WHO has repeatedly said there's no evidence that the coronavirus was made in a lab. Many well-known medical experts in the world also believe that claims of this so called laboratory leaks have no scientific basis. The scientific journal The Lancet has said the virus seems to have come from wildlife. There is a lot in The Lancet my dear! You might want to read other articles they've been published

32:02 Why, why? Why is it that when we have... I mean go on YouTube there's doctor after doctor just as an example not to take you away from the topic. There's doctor after doctors saying hey man i had 50 patients they're all doing great gave them hydroxychloroquine why is that not at this hour Adam Curry reporting good news we have people surviving the covid death! Why, why, why? Why can't anyone do one of those? Just one of those! That was easier to explain than this. Not really, they're all compromised... well yeah but they're all compromised All these journals are for some reason and maybe it's all Chinese money I don't know maybe we missed out We gotta pinpoint Stop ignoring the fact that the Chinese got their hands deep into our media Yes very deep

32:56 So let's listen to the last clip. This is Dr Dasik who Amy brings on to discuss this thing, it's under Dr D.R Dasik Gotcha. For more on the origins of the coronavirus, Trump's response and where we go from here We're joined by a zoologist who has long studied diseases that cross the animal-human... I have to stop please correct Amy on the pronunciation here You do not it's Z O O is not because it'd have to be three. Oh, is this so ologist? It's Zoology. It's not zooology for four more on the origins of the coronavirus Trump's response and where we go from here were joined by a zoologist.

33:48 who has long studied diseases that cross the animal-human divide and for years has been sounding the alarm about a coming pandemic. Dr Peter Daschack is with us, he's a disease ecologist the president of EcoHealth Alliance, a nonprofit that works globally to identify and study our vulnerabilities to emerging infectious disease. EcoHealth Alliance has been studying coronaviruses in China since the end of the SARS outbreak in 2004, this coronavirus. Holy crap does the guy ever talk or is she just gonna blow him in the introduction? Is this unbelievable! This what she does

34:25 Oh, I'm sorry. We're out of time let's go How long is it so far 39 seconds already still haven't got just the intro versus in China since the end of the SARS outbreak in 2004 This coronavirus has really called SARS 2 he's joining us from the Hudson River Valley AMY GOODMAN, CNN CHIEF METEOROLOGIST AND CO-FOUNDER OF THE CENTER FOR CLIMATE CHANGE

35:04 seriously attacked for the United States lack of action and delay. And so he is striking out at as many sectors as he can, but talk about the origins of the coronavirus Dr. Daschle. And we have about 30 seconds left holy crap This was, I'll take off your edits a minute and 15 seconds. And what do we have left? 34 seconds for the douche! Yeah great to be here look first the idea that this virus escaped from the lab is just pure baloney it's simply not true i've been working with that lab for 15 years and the samples collected were collected by me and others in collaboration with our Chinese colleagues they're some of the best scientists in the world

35:45 There was no viral isolate in the lab, there was no cultured virus that's anything related to SARS coronavirus 2. So it is just not possible and like you say it really a politicization of the origins of pandemic and its really unfortunate Okay, science researcher completely on Chinese money obviously with his Chinese colleagues in the laboratory that failed its safety review. No! He may as well be a spokesperson for the CCP Yeah Gosh And she brings him on Maybe all she had to do was say yes sir as you wish of course I'll have him on I don't think there's... Well it's not Amy of course it doesn't work that way but wow

36:33 Wow. Yeah, we have to keep reminding ourselves how incredibly deep the CCP is into all things media! They're not stupid. No they certainly are not stupid. Wait a minute these guys are easily bought Condoleezza Rice is in the picture again. I guess she's on, the president invited her to be on the board of... On the board! ...on the reopening board and she works for or she is now with the Hoover Institution? Yeah over here at Palo Alto. So yeah so she's toeing the line of that outfit. Everybody's at the Hoover Institution it seems The public part of this I think over the next months is just let it be known that China responded in a way they did

37:21 Or didn't respond, let me put it that way. Because the Chinese are going to try to create they're even trying to do this now a counter narrative. Well, when we found out about it and got on top of it. Look at how quickly through social distancing and quarantine look how quickly we recovered And oh by the way we've been helping the rest of the world by sending PPEs and by sending help and aid to all over the world They're going to try shift the narrative from their initial responsibility for not fessing up what was happening to we got on top of it and then we help the rest you that's how they're gonna try shift America don't let it happen

38:00 Alright, but it is happening and not letting it happen as seems impossible just combined with the perfect storm of hate of total bitter utter media hate towards Trump I Mean so bitter and so hateful that you can't even for two seconds think about your audience the public say hey You know think about us tell us how we're doing give us some useful information By the way, the president did give us a very graphic detailed report boots on the ground report if you will of the initial test. Now you know now that testing is going to be quick swab 15 minutes I think they're talking about one even faster than that but the first one is where they jammed that thing up your nose yet through your nose through the back of your nose bend it down until it goes from three years down your throat

38:57 Now this was the test that the president had to take because if you recall, the media kept saying, have you been tested? Have you been tested? God hopes that he would have it. They wanted him called 25th amendment Here he tells you how that initial test went just like with ventilators. We're building now the best ventilators Just like with ventilators our testing is getting better and better I took the first test the first test was not pleasant This was not a pleasant thing. I said, you got to be kidding to the doctor You gotta be kidding

39:34 up your nose and then we hang a right, it goes down here. And then we'll wiggle it around here under your eye and then we'll pull it out and say I said no that's there's no way that can happen is that the way it goes you sure this was a very unpleasant test. Then I was tested a few weeks later with the New test that just came out the Abbott where they just touch your nose basically and they put it in a machine and literally a few minutes later, they tell you if you're fine. And I was lucky in both cases. It's funny how he described that because almost what you did except he had to up your nose hang right under your eye

40:17 There's some, well there is a lot wrong with people sitting at home. There is a lot of wrong thinking and I think people are very disconnected from reality so when you hear this... That is actually what the test entailed the first test we need everyone 350 million tests a day! For some reason There's this belief that a test is like chickadee-chock lickety split and it's like a home pregnancy test you go buy it at the drugstore, you take it home pee on the stick and you know where you're at. Yeah This is...and I..and that is partially a complete lack of media work in general The news should be explaining this much better They don't do any of that

41:02 Go on and on. Yeah, I know. And it's starting to actually before we get there So with I'm happy Texas is going to be the first one of the first states to open up On Tuesday, all retail will be able to open but you can't go in the store as a customer. You could order on the phone or online and you could pick it up curbside marginally interesting. The parks are going to open. You can now be in the park five people at the same time Yes, face masks is still going to be a thing. Everyone is wearing one and if you're not wearing one you get stink eyes so I don't know there's no official word on that actually Then on the 26th...so that will be what is that Friday? Friday or Saturday? Yeah, yeah. Saturday or Sunday

41:58 Then we're going to go to the next phase and I think that's where will the announcement will be that as of next week Monday, we can start... 26th is Sunday. Oh it is Sunday? So as of the 27th we'll be able to do more and I think they'll go either to the-I hope straight to the 50 people line where you can do fifty people in a group but we'll have to see Abbott our governor here Very similar to what the president did, you know we're doing this on data. Here's the list of all the health experts nationally internationally known and he also has an advisory council which immediately made me question everything Abbott says! Our medical team will work with an advisory committee of successful business and community leaders who will share information in innovative ideas

42:48 to help businesses strategically reopen while also containing the spread of the coronavirus. They include entrepreneurs like Kendra Scott and Mattress Mac Jim Meckinville, world renowned tech leaders like Michael Dell and Robert Smith, economic development leaders like Ross Perot and Bob Rowan, small business leaders like Arcelia Acosta and Massie Villarreal Now, do you think that he actually got confirmation from all of these people? In particular Ross Perot who... I didn't know Ross Perot was still alive. He died last year! Oh there we go So now he's on the committee so what is this all about did he say okay well i didn't i knew or i thought he was dead yeah but i wasn't sure if it but he was actually dead last

43:40 year July of 2019. Hey listen, Kendra Scott and mattress Matt Jim Meckinville although I do like mattress Matt Jamaica bill I think that's cool that he's hot before no I think it's one of those crazy Eddie type stores mattress Matt you know what kinder Scott and the Kendra Scott is a jewelry designer so it would make sense Kendra Scott and mattress Mac Jim Meckinville World-renowned tech leaders like Michael Dell and Robert Smith. Economic development leaders like Ross Perot and Bob Rowley." I mean, that's messed up! That is really bad. It means he didn't even call... And by the way, I'd love to be on that call. Hey can Ross come out and play?

44:33 You know, I get the sense that this list was given to him by one of his staffers who probably hates him. Who just made it up! Just made it up... It's very damaging. Very very damaging and well I don't think anyone else caught it. Hey you won't be laughing when they roll his corpse out. Well he was known for his- Two guys holding him up one waving his arm? He was known for his innovation You never know what good old Ross might have figured out. Okay, I mean we can't be on coronavirus as much as we usually do but I still have a few things when... We got plenty of it! Hey people write us to say that one of the things that were doing for them is keeping them up going nuts during this moment probably have another week or two of material and we keep coming up with stuff That's true. I have another piece of material

45:31 Now, with this clearly very questionable global shutdown something's happened. I mean there have been resets of... Somebody has been digging some holes and planting some bombs Exactly! Stuff has been going on and if you look at the current stock market –I'm just looking at Wall Street– I mean it's really quite incredible where that is compared to the reality on the ground of a completely stopped, really stopped economy and we'll talk about some of the issues there in a bit as well.

46:08 But Trump explains the genius stock market because the stock market is actually talking to us. Look at us, we have the greatest economy in the history of the world better than China better than any country in the world better than any country has ever had We had this highest stock market In history by far and I'm honored by the fact that it has started to go up very substantially. That's because the market is smart, the market is actually brilliant I've seen it and they're viewing it like we've done a good job They view it that way

46:44 Because if you would have told me that we're at 24,000 or beyond And the highest we were ever was we never hit 30. We were getting close to 30 So let's say around 29 thousand where 24? We were heading down I did start this a oh well We may be hitting into territory where I started. I didn't like that now. We're way up Guess that's all the caps The stock market is telling us we're doing a good job. That is what people that are market people, stock market folk they always say this is really commentary from a guy you'd think was the stock broker I real estate guys I didn't know were that into the stocking market as much as he is yeah pretty interesting yeah but okay yesterday

47:37 kind of in a counter move, I would say. The World Health Organization United Nations officials and a lot of really big advertisers such as IBM, Cisco Sony gosh! I didn't even count all of them They had the big alone together global citizen New World Order concert. Yeah, it was hosted by Colbert and the two Jimmys

48:16 Actually one of our producers took some notes if you saw it then you probably saw the same thing. Did you see any other John? You watch this show No, no Look at these things and there's just like a million people on the screen and you can't look at anyone of them And they're all it's just stupid Well, a lot of... so it was kind of the idea of a live aid only you couldn't donate. There was no money they weren't raising anything it was really just to talk about vaccines. Well, no! Belinda Gates, Bill and Melinda they came on to talk about vaccines Tedros came on that talked about how important it is that we're all in this together and then there were performances and some of them were very... they were mainly done at home

49:05 But some of them were really professionally done at home, you know like multiple care if not multiple cameras multiple angles You saw the professional video these guys and probe some of this stuff was really good but Elton John Outside with a multi camera shoot. I don't just none of that worked for me on his basketball court for some reason Well, it is known for its hoops a lot of the audio still really really really crap And just odd. Stevie Wonder, okay, Stevie's great and he did Lean on Me by Bill Withers

49:42 Does anyone really care? Do we have any ratings for this thing actually that's what I should have looked at. Anyway, listen to the latest World Health Organization public service announcement as is now airing across the globe from professor not really doctor not kind of Tedros Many of you watching this are now at home to protect your health and that of those near you. But there is much we can do to stay healthy at home, like eating a healthy and nutritious diet avoiding sugary drinks not smoking and being physically active take a walk if you can go outside Do an online workout or yoga

50:33 And don't sit in the same position for long periods. Getting up and moving for at least three minutes several times a day helps, caring for your mental health is also key. You can do this by talking... Shut up I can't even take that guy anymore. I want to just mention something here because i know other people are triggered by this guy's voice who are older Mm-hmm. And this guy's voice is exactly the same voice as a guy who played the translator The Spanish translator in the Woody Allen movie bananas Woody is coming off down to plane ramp and he's got a Fidel Castro beard on and this translator comes out and as woody says anything in English This guy supposedly translate He's not translating. He's translating into pidgin English with his exact same accent, huh?

51:25 And I would try, I will try to get a clip of it because every time I hear this guy talk. I visually see this character who then is rushed off because he turns out that he was an escapee from insane asylum. But anyway... Hey you know what? I don't have any ratings for this together at home. That's probably what the ratings were How would they have to report? There were big ads on this thing, John. I mean like really...big advertising People had a lot of networked- I think the ratings on all the shows must be going through the floor because i'm not gonna watch Stephen Colbert in his house! I'm not gonna watch Jimmy Fallon on his front porch

52:04 It was bad sound. I'm not gonna watch the view it's unwatchable and so people are watching Netflix or watching production They're watching old TV they're watching anything, but what's going on? I took a YouTube video which had been going around And I tightened it up and realized that it would work really well for audio. At least, that's how I felt about this morning This is a supercut, a compilage if you will of every single big brand coronavirus commercial running on television right now Did you see this thing? Nope! Okay good because it'll work

52:44 They all start off with the same Apple GarageBand somber piano music and there's a little montage, you'll hear it. And then they all go into the exact same format of programming you based on your emotions to buy their product because they're your family! They're loyal to you gosh darn it have a listen to every single Corona commercial today All the intros are like this. When we first opened our doors, since 1926... Since 1978! For 60 years, for 75 years, for over 80 years in 90 years or 100 years nationwide has been on your side restaurants have always been there for you Nissan has been with you through thick and thin

53:37 We will do what we've always done. Take care of people. We're people! People, people, people, people, people Family, family, family, family, family, family, family, families, families, families Even now Especially now Especially now. Right now, more than ever today more than ever in times like this during these difficult times challenging times trying times in these times of uncertainty During these uncertain times, unprecedented times. This unprecedented moment in our history. While things have slowed down as we turn more east side. The doors may be closed while the distance between us has gotten bigger. The more we stay apart you still find ways to stay close

54:35 Even when we're apart. Even if we can't stand closer than six feet, there's still ways to touch each other all without leaving the comfort and safety of your home Without leaving the safety of your home from home home at home home stay home slaves Home that's the key Buick and GMC are here to help. Curran Edison is here to help, Here to Help! Our teams are here We're here We're here for you We're here for you We'll be here for you Runnings is here for you We're with you So you can trust us And we will get through this

55:20 Together Okay, we're not done yet because now we have to go up tempo towards the end of the song Everyone's happy. We're skateboarding in the house and now we have to clap! We have to clap for the first responders and for the nurses and the doctors! We love them all they are the best! Clap clap clap please clap!

56:06 And you've probably seen every single one of those and that is what has been programmed into your brain. Who put that one together? Hmm, who put it together... I have it in the show notes somewhere who put it together Well, I'm gonna give you a clip of the day for finding it Thank You There's also there's another That is a real fabulous clip It really works. I mean it's just because it is so manipulative, it is incredibly stupid and manipulative...it's actually evil!

56:43 And that's what we're being pumped full with on a daily basis, if you're watching television of course. But if you watch the global alone together new world order home thing yesterday that's what the commercials were and they were from the same big brands Yeah, trying to give you giant corporations now. They don't give a crap they do Except about their bottom line and they're worried sick about this they do not give it crap now the other things that are running Are these, I think they're mainly yellow sometimes bright green full-screen just words on the screen and it's from the CDC or the local CDC. Well there's one for Oregon which i'm going to play live so I can read along if we don't stay home its a big yellow screen We will continue to spread the coronavirus

57:35 1.4% of all Oregonians could die! An average person knows 600 people, which means 5 people you know could lose their lives Your kid's school teacher, your neighbor, your teammate, your barista, your doctor, your uncle, your sister, your mother, your stepbrother, your partner...your child!! It's up to you how many people live or die Don't accidentally kill someone!!! Stay home save lives I'm sure that is not the tone that was meant to be. That's what it sounded like to me when i read it! So this stuff is pathetic, no thank god people are listening to podcasts holy crap its so damaging to your health now we go to... Well not the podcast No all this other stuff is very damaging basically were locked up

58:31 And I think that you're seeing now, the rest of the world is saying...I'm getting calls about it. Actually one call who calls anymore? I got one phone call and some text messages from overseas They're seeing Americans in certain states saying, okay I'm done with this and you can't keep me home and i'm very tired of you treating me like a slave. And telling me to shut up and I can't do certain things that I'd like to do. The most important one which is a topic of conversation and it's necessary for this to be discussed...is the religious gatherings

59:13 The First Amendment to the United States Constitution has a number of freedoms in there. People really, you know they'll remember the freedom of speech, they'll remember, you know, it's the freedom of the press but it's always good to reread it so this is the most important amendment to the United States Constitution how we do it here and it starts a little differently. It's not what you're allowed to do, it actually is telling the government what they cannot do so the First Amendment starts with Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof just as the first amendment is important in all the amendments because its first What's in these amendments first is important too in a hierarchical way

1:00:05 So religion and free exercise without prohibition is an inalienable right that cannot be taken away. Top of the list! Then we have abridging the freedom of speech or of the press or the right of the people peaceably to assemble and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. Every single one of those line items was part of these protests that are taking place, there's one in Austin today they're going on Ohio they're going on in Michigan... Tired because they're seeing through it. They're seeing through the bullcrap and they would like to get back to their lives I don't want to kill other people like this phony baloney Oregonian PSA was telling of course, you don't want to kill other people but we do have to take risks in life like getting in your car and driving on the highway and Governor Whitmer of Michigan

1:01:07 She took some extreme measures, you know. I'm sure you've seen all the things that she said you can't do completely abridging all kinds of freedoms listed in the First Amendment and so people came out and demonstrated but they didn't just come out just in their cars and honking their horns no they came out with their guns And that's why you'll hear this response from Whitmer, the way it is because the Second Amendment did its job and it continues to do its job. People in Europe Germany France The Netherlands The United Kingdom What happens to them when they say hey I'm tired of this shit I'm going outside? They get jailed Get thrown in jail picked up beaten and hurt and drones flying overhead

1:01:57 That's why we have guns. I want you to understand that not to kill people and your time right now Adam is talking to the Europeans not the Americans exactly So here's the example People came out some reason the Europeans you get these Pierce Morgan's these other guys and they float over here And they just don't get it No, and I think this is a great moment to actually get it. When you're in the Netherlands or Germany or France and your government is telling you to shut up And you can't even walk outside side by side with someone else regardless of the danger They don't have the right to do all these things

1:02:37 in the United States and when they do it, then we come out with our guns slung over our back and saying hey I don't think this is a good idea. We're kind of tired of what you're saying And that's why Governor Whitmer of Michigan responds in this manner very meek and rightly so So I think about the demonstrators here today And I understand the frustration that people are feeling. I'm frustrated too, none of us wants to be here in this moment but we are and we have to do the best that we can. I know that people are angry and that's okay if you want to take it out send it my way makes me feel better that's fine

1:03:17 I support your right to free speech and respect your opinions. I just urge you, don't put yourself at risk and don't put others at risk either. I was really disappointed to see people congregating not wearing masks. I saw someone handing out candy to little kids barehanded Oh no! You know, when people are flying the Confederate flag and untold numbers have gassed up on the way here. Hey by the way I totally agree with your freedom of speech but what's up with the Confederate flag? Do you hear her saying that?! You were flying the Confederate flag is that illegal? Are you not allowed to fly the Confederate flag in Michigan is that illegal in general can't fly them? Not that I know it's a freedom of speech issue Then why she saying it

1:04:10 Well, for the black voters in the state. So they keep voting for her You know when people are flying the Confederate flag and untold numbers who gassed up on the way here or grabbed a bite on the way home We know that this rally endangered people It was not a rally I think that's very disingenuous Rally but okay it endangered people This kind of activity will put more people at risk And sadly, it could prolong the amount of time we have to be in this posture.

1:04:58 civics engineer, understanding of civics even from the people who are supposed to be adhering to them. And I caught this on Tucker Carlson's show on Fox he was talking to Phil Murphy the governor of New Jersey and And Tucker brings up the same general point, but the answer that comes from the governor makes nothing but sense. So you made that decision and as I noted before 15 congregants at a synagogue in New Jersey were arrested and charged for being in a synagogue together Now, the Bill of Rights as you well know protects Americans' right and shrines their right to practice their religion as they see fit and to congregate together to assemble peacefully. By what authority did you nullify the Bill of Rights in issuing this order? How do you have the power to do that?

1:05:50 That's above my pay grade, Tucker. So I wasn't thinking of the Bill of Rights when we did this We went to all... First of all, we looked at the data and science and it says people have to stay away from each other And that is the saddest answer i've ever heard Wow! What a moron that guy was! I wasn't thinking of the Bill of Rights when I locked down people in their homes Who was that guy? Phil Murphy, governor of New Jersey Holy mackerel and then but he also laughs it off when Tucker says clearly you weren't is like that's above my pay grade It's not above his pay grade. That is exactly what he should be doing when you take these measures Don't you sit down and say? Is this constitutional do the can we do this? Do we have the right to do this? Do we have the leeway though that kind of thinking is is a real Democrat or Republican I'm just wondering uh, I think he's Democrat

1:06:52 Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's Democrat. Now of course this is the tri-state area the United States now we don't have people protesting in New York with guns on their backs We don't have people protesting in California with guns on their back because of the extremely complicated local state gun ordinances and rules and regulations So that's where crazy shit happens. San Clemente, California What's the government gonna do when they hate you? A popular Orange County skate park is now covered in sand The city of San Clemente made the move to discourage skaters from using a park during social distancing But the nonprofit that manages the park through the OC register The city made them move without telling them first

1:07:40 But look how the skaters, they cleared the sand out of the way. They're crazy! So they didn't like what the children were breaking protocol so they filled the whole skate park with 27 tons of sand? What assholes?! That's insane!! And then in New York, this is not unique to you. I like it's a funny bit too. You should see the video! They screwed up they should have filled it with dog crap then the kids wouldn't have cleaned it up A little or a combo kitty litter yeah oh kitty yeah used the clumping kind

1:08:25 Now in New York, and again these you know not every state in America is the same. New York and California have a lot in common but we certainly don't want you to disobey orders citizen. New Yorkers you have been extraordinary at social distancing This is Mayor Bill de Blasio And let me tell ya it has taken every fiber of our beings to figure out how do this because We're warm emotional people. We're used to being close to each other we're used to being packed into subway cars and we've had to do the exact opposite and Figure out how to keep distance it's not natural for us It's not normal for us, but you've done it You've done an amazing job now look thank you everyone who has done it the right way But we still know there are some people need to get a message And that means sometimes making sure the enforcement is there hey let's get some muscle over here shall we come on? We got enforce that people like getting the message

1:09:20 Gotta give them the message. To educate people, to make clear we gotta have social distancing so... Gonna educate you citizen! Now it is easier than ever when you see a crowd when you see a line that's not distanced when you see a supermarket that's too crowded anything You can report it right away so we can get help there to fix the problem. And now it's as simple as taking a photo! Wooo! All you gotta do is take the photo and put the location with it, and bang! Bang! Send a photo like this... And you're a narc! ...and we will make sure that- You could be a fink! Fink? Man I hadn't heard the term fink in a long time! Fink

1:10:01 Think is that with an e a think a title? I am Kifying cave. Think where does that come from him? Where's the Fink come from? She done me probably goes back to the 30s or some old term from jail or prison I'm not sure thick think late 19th century perhaps from German literally Finch but also a pejorative terms students started to refer to non members of fraternities as Finks and Probably by association with the freedom of wild birds as opposed to caged ones. The term was later generalized to denote those not belonging to organizations such as trade unions." Hmm, so maybe it came from from trade union stuff? Well that makes sense! Yeah

1:10:46 They're very popular in the 30s. So de Blasio wants you to think, be a fink and narc on your neighbors because we got to teach people they gotta learn! Take a picture will take care of it. You take the picture with that guy. It's crazy well it could be worse I do have that round-the-world thing I'm gonna pull one out If you want to hear good news and bad news, this is the play that COVID Nigeria. If you want to hear an extreme. Nigeria's National Human Rights Commission says security forces have killed at least 18 people while enforcing social distancing measures aimed at stopping the spread of the coronavirus. That's more than the 13 deaths so far attributed to COVID-19 across Nigeria. The commission documented over 100 incidents of human rights violations in 24 of Nigeria's 36 states

1:11:37 So they killed 18 people for not social distancing. That's what de Blasio wants, you know to teach people. You will learn something I'm still a bit concerned about the Smithfield pork plants They've closed another one So this is the only meat processing plants in the United States closed down to date are both pork and both Chinese-owned Smithfield. And there are definitely other meat facilities that have even had deaths and have not been shut down? Well, I would like to read the note that we both received from Mitch. Okay! I work for a smaller USDA inspected meat law...and by the way this note people should pay attention to because

1:12:28 It actually kind of has an implied recommendation. Yes, it does. Which is buy some meat put in the freezer. Yeah I'm going out today to buy some more meat Yeah, fill your freezer up. Anyway let me read the note I work for a smaller USD inspected meat locker with 25 employees or so we're dropping the bucket compared to the large slaughterhouses but nonetheless we have a USDA inspector and i know this system My initial COVID concern was that the USDA would pull their inspectors and we'd be largely shut down, creating this not-for-sale only meat situation which you'll see. The USDA has fortunately had the good sense not to cripple our meat supply and kept us open so far

1:13:17 These close quarters slaughterhouses with hundreds if not thousands of employees are rampant with coronavirus. Our inspector has quietly told me that one of the other big local plants refused to shut down despite multiple confirmed employee cases, to make matters worse, an inspector was confirmed positive and our inspector was worried that he was going to get pulled to cover that infected plant as well. Potentially exposing us. Believe me when I tell you these plants will be shut down and the food supply will disappear

1:13:55 You might want to read that one line again. The food supply... by the way, there will always be vegan food! And I can't believe it's not meat We've been checking in with our regular truck drivers from our retail suppliers One of our drivers has been delivering for us for decades and has never seen their warehouses this empty Everyone is scrambling to meet demand and there's not enough meat to go around as is. When these plants get shut down, there is no excess sitting in the warehouses. Our freezers are the same way when we cut a beef or hog it is picked up as soon as it has frozen that is not normally the case and you can't even find a cheap freezer for sale

1:14:43 The coverage has been phenomenal, gentlemen. Yeah now he's talking about us my wife is actually listening for the first time you're bringing us hope and a positive message she knows about the HWO gates and the whole racket keep it up And with her new blessing I will no longer be a douchebag signed a meat cutter So there you have it. I think this is an accurate report, I believe it and I would say that if you're for the next week or so If you want to stock up on some meat You might not be... It might not be a bad thing Right! I thought that was a very helpful note as well Yes Just to know But as I said There have been multiple meat plants That have had many positive cases And even some related deaths

1:15:35 But it's only the Chinese owned ones. Maybe that's just coincidence I don't think so somehow well I've been told by a source up in the New York area That they've already been told that their meat supply is gonna be over in one week Really really yeah, there's just like this and public knowledge Crap well, I'm definitely gonna fill up the freezer not about idea not a bad idea I can tell you what the meme will be though. I'm seeing it everywhere now and And I'm trying to force myself to go to the New York Times every day and see what they're saying so that i can understand what, What the onslaught of bullcrap will be for the next day in the next 24-hour cycle. That's where you'll find it! And I think we've moved away well... So that we're using South Korea as the model for our app

1:16:29 for the or an app, for any tracking and tracing. There is no official government sanctioned system currently nor should there be so South Korea is going to be the example for that it's the trace together actually I have a clip here just to accentuate that here's Australia who are I think this is all voluntary until it's not. The everyday act of downloading a new smartphone app now being dubbed our Team Australia moment If we want to release these and loosen these restrictions, we've gotta be able to have an effective tracing mechanism

1:17:06 a rallying cry to embrace the platform due to be ready within a fortnight. What we really want is for as many Australians as possible, well over 40 percent, to download the app We're committed to make that available as part of the protection of the Australian public As well as something that could be assistance to our public health authorities The app would allow anyone who tests positive for the virus to alert the government using their phone. Health authorities would then be able to trace their movements and ask anyone who has come into contact with the infected person for longer than 15 minutes, to be tested but Australians are being assured that privacy wouldn't be compromised. The app itself, COVID Trace simply digitises a manual process nothing more

1:17:54 nothing less. It's based on an initiative in Singapore but just 20% of the population there has signed up to use the technology The federal government has already conceded it'll be a tough sell, but is hopeful Australians keen to return to their normal lives will embrace it Look its new we get that uh... it's something different But everyone's got a phone Uh no I don't have a phone! I dont' got a phone! I've got flip-phone Not gonna work on me So the way this, I've looked into this a little bit deeper. It's just going to get everyone used to the idea of tracking and tracing whether it's a good implementation or not but just so you understand how it works You enter your own information into the app who knows what it is Whenever you're around anybody its continuously through the Bluetooth low-power system which can measure to some extent distance

1:18:52 If you've been in the neighborhood of someone else For 15 minutes or more then and you exchange Bluetooth keys whenever you don't know what's happening. That's the that's the part I don't like so hold on a second So your phone is just loading data all day as you walk around boying boying boying filling up your memory No, it's doing no. No now what it's doing is it is collecting the physical addresses of the Bluetooth devices that you have been near all day. So it's a list, but it's not like filling up your phone with tons of data It's just the list of Bluetooth devices and so the idea is if you change something in the app saying oh my god I just got tested! I'm pregnant! I'm positive then you put that into the app then the back end will look at every single one of those Bluetooth IDs that you've encountered

1:19:56 14 days and will trigger a message on their app Saying oh my god curry was near you. He's positive go get a test or stay or see it Well, I think no it'll be Go get a test but self quarantine yes for instance so you have the quarantine So what I would do if I was he had a sense of humor. I know exactly I'm gonna meet everybody Get on the subway roaming around You're a horrible man for that you have a false positive Thank you. You have just cracked the weakest part of the entire system is exactly what can be done? Yeah

1:20:39 Yeah, unless somebody will do. Unless they have some codification to put in your positive status? Let's go further! The real hackers break into the system, break into the database and add times to make sure that everyone is with you at least 15 minutes loaded up so everybody has been in contact with you for fifteen minutes or more and then put the false information in there and just sit back and laugh. Oh ho ho! That's hilarious That's what hackers do they love it the good ones the old-school hackers used to do that. Yeah The Netherlands is doing their app already plastered across the newspapers this morning It leaks data, you know of course the way that supported is it's already been hacked whatever that means but for examples of who done it right and

1:21:34 Who is the bestest in the world? A surprising, surprising country's being pushed to the forefront. Can you guess who was going to be held up as a shining example of doing it right?! I don't know... The UK? Germany! Holland? No, Germany! Germany! Ah ja! Ach der Lieber! meticulous and orderly. Germany can handle a pandemic! You'd think the Swiss would really go to the top of the list, by the way, but you're wrong. Listen to this Bloomberg opinion piece...

1:22:12 Picture the opposite of the US under Donald Trump during the COVID-19 outbreak. That's Germany under Angela Merkel! Oh, thank you Bloomberg... Well we know that old Michael hates Trump so there ya have it in a nutshell But I'm reading it everywhere. New York Times and Germany are so good! Yeah, because it's written at the New York Times and then gets passed around everybody now Angela Merkels but she'd be a better president than Trump Oh absolutely She much calmer and although the death rate is going up in Germany Let's just not take a look You know the thing about Germany? The Germans are... they know how to take orders That's just historical And they're very clean

1:22:58 I think that a lot of Germans cleanliness and sometimes now they're very the Dutch have this too. Very, very cleanly everywhere the streets everything's got to be clean and i think that makes a difference in stuff like this but for some reason they're going to be shown as the shining example of how to do it and course we are here with our dumb oaf orange man ORAAAAANNGE We did it all wrong. Wrong! Oh, just because we took too long? So wrong... Okay do you have any more clips you'd like to share with us maybe around the world one more time well we could do around the world but I'm gonna put that i'd like to put do that to the end or closer to the end let me see if there's anything that needs to read we have a couple of things here we got some nurses suspended California nurses suspended for not

1:23:52 because they made them do stuff they didn't want to do. In California, Providence St John's Health Center in Santa Monica suspended 10 nurses who refused orders to treat COVID-19 patients without N95 masks and other personal protective equipment Yeah... Do I really have to believe this story? I think it's bullcrap. Yeah, me too! But here is a story that is probably true that you would only get on Democracy Now!, and this had... And I believe this to be a true story. This was the USAA bank stealing money. Banking giant USA which serves former military members and their families said Thursday it will no longer seize the stimulus checks of people with negative account balances

1:24:36 USAA's reversal came after the American Prospect reported on a disabled veteran whose family had $3,400 in CARES Act payments rerouted by the bank to pay an outstanding debt. Yeah that's not USA alone there are other banks who have been doing this Well for one thing I think this story is misreported and i'll tell you why what's happening I believe And the bank stopped doing this immediately once they found out, but I think it's just an automatic thing. You have a negative account balance in your account, the check comes in and immediately gets sucked into this negative account balance and its all automatic because of the computers do it there is not somebody sitting there wringing their hands going yeah, yeah, yeah! There some money that I can steal from an old man Well I'm gonna have to argue with you on that point. I am looking for the note from our producer

1:25:30 who emailed me about this very subject. I'm a dude named Ben who works for a national bank top priority emergency project is to clear all accounts of negative balances and reverse any fees that were previously assessed what does that mean? i think that's what they're doing with the money Well, I think that doesn't negate my thesis. No no! Projects usually take at least eight weeks this was mandated today Friday and must be done before next Wednesday when the next round of stimulus money is released The purpose is it will give a huge injection to the cash on hand numbers for the bank So there's all kinds of agendas at play as usual Things are working We haven't gotten our checks Got no money here

1:26:22 One of the one a got her check. She's the first one I know of yeah at least got hers and But Yeah, and the Netherlands for it, but that's it that's it. No one else got checks Christina's already got a check in the Netherlands You know it's like now and she's been locked up for a locked-up for a month for a month That's ridiculous can't work outside the house That's you know, well You know we're lucky John. We have a We got a gig and people are supporting the gig they are and so it's almost Impossible to understand other than through other people I see the kid the kids do feel it really really feel it with them because they're you know They're confused but they also think it's bullcrap And they don't know and but then meanwhile they gotta pay their rent

1:27:23 So it's right. So they can make a bull crap all day one, but they still have to pay the rent. But when they have no money and no checks happening that becomes very complicated. But maybe that is a perfect cue for me to thank you, Mr. Dvorak for your courage and say in the morning to you the man who indeed put the sea in the Chinas John C. Dvorak! In the morning to you, Mr. Adam Curry also end of morning all ships and seaboots on the ground feeding the air subs in the water all the dames and knights out there Hello trolls they're in the troll room I see you it is Sunday so let's do account of the trolls 1936. Man, we get- I don't think we've cracked 2001's have we?

1:28:06 I've gotten really close a couple of times. In the morning trolls, you can find them if you're a troll If you'd like to learn how to be a troll if you smell like a troll if you live under bridge Like a troll head on over to noagendastream.com and that is where you can find Trolls galore they listen live too many of the shows that are on the stream at the time which is 24-7 You can sample new podcasts learned stuff and most importantly you can troll And now a huge in the morning thank you to Darren O'Neill who brought us the artwork for episode 1, 2 3 4 probably one of the most exciting numbers in the numerical sequence for this show and our media tribe who love numerology. And Darren did a piece of art which was just so outstanding this is the she NN logo

1:29:04 with taking the CNN, removing the C and putting a capital X and then I in front of it becoming SheNN which was smart and genius in so many ways. And I think it really helped people clicking on this in podcast apps. Oh that was a beauty! In fact they just jumped out at two of us now he credits uh...the idea to Donald Trump Jr. Yeah, he says apparently in one of his tweets Trump Jr. called CNN she and in Okay, all right so he immediately turned into an art piece And then a number of other artists another wannabe's said oh Man I heard it. I thought it was funny too, but didn't think it turn into an art piece That's the genius man that's what it takes. That's what you do You got it? You got to jump on it and so his whole hang-up was whether he should make the

1:30:05 What the color scheme should be so he decided on he wanted the you needed the yellow He did it was gonna do she and in all white So look like they logo, but I need the yellow to match up with a red flag. Yeah, that's right. Nice light colors in there Right and I don't think except unless he used all yellow which would have been interesting But I don't think it would have been as outstanding He that little thought Which on the near is a triple threat so that this little thought of his to make it yellow i thought was a moment of. Because it really made the thing up,

1:30:42 Pop and it gave the symbolism. It was fantastic piece and after three-and-a-half hours of show, and by the way Episode one two three four he final time of that episode was 3 hours 30 minutes in 33 seconds To which many people said could you dickheads not have gone an extra three minutes? But so, you know that was completely Coincidentally, random. We finished the show we cut off the end we at the end of the ISO we Put the clip in the beginning and then I look at it 3333 but back to Darren This is this is top-notch. This is high quality

1:31:30 Concept really good. Okay enough sucking them off This is good enough and not for that I'm not that Darren we love you Thank you so much Noah gender art generator comm is where you can look at all of the art that has put up there You can also participate it's kind of a contest It really it's odd, but it works for people who listen live yeah But I'm so proud because We show our tribe colors our media tribe colors every single episode and there's just no one doing it like that. And I love giving this example because I talked about it with The Keeper, if you and I had finished the show or maybe halfway through the show in a commercial break because of course this is not our podcast this is a commercial show... In the break John! John! John! I got a great idea let's have someone in the graphics department do a She & N logo

1:32:23 And I would think that's a fabulous idea. And then three weeks later... After several meetings about the color, should it be yellow? And Gafford went through legal. I got blocked at legal! We never actually could use it because of that and that is what makes us unique and that's the future of media and that's where we are and we also don't have those commercials. We have producers who like to support the show financially. We always enjoy thanking our executive producers and associate executive producers right off the bat. So let's get cranking Sir Chris Baron of the Carson Valley is at the top of the list with $333 and 33 cents talking about 33 Gardnerville, Nevada I don't even know where that is Forgive me pot father in bus kills been my many months since for last donations things have been a little rough in my Barony And that was before the virus threw a wrench into work so he's just sir This is this is KJ

1:33:24 Oh, KJ. He's the baron of the- Of Carson Valley. Carson Valley. Nevertheless I have gotten so much value from this show that I couldn't pass up chipping in quote unquote keep up the good work guys jingles to their head and Pelosi jobs karma not because they lost mine but because i'm working two jobs with an average work day about 22 point five hours times seven days a week sir Chris. Hey at least he is working He's ahead of the game. Thank you, KJ. Sir Chris Baron of the Carson Valley Jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs Karma Jonathan Walker 333 33 long time Lister first-time donor a request of massive de douching all right You've been D douche

1:34:18 I started listening during the 2016 election when the DNC primary rigging had rendered my amygdala massive until my good buddy Parks hit me in the mouth. He's one of my best friends and i'd like to send him some jobs karma you've got this, my dude keep it Also, I'd like to offer some help to the No Agenda family in these difficult economic times. I run Walker Texas Trader a business liquidation company well you're gonna be doing very well yeah which puts me in a unique position to help small business owners who are shut down and need to turn inventory or equipment into cash to stay afloat until the cower-in-place bull crap dies down if there's anyone within a few hundred miles of Houston

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1:35:52 I've been listening since last August after my daughter and her boyfriend told me about your show. What's called hitting you in the mouth? This is an anonymous female, I would add that might make context better. All right. They said I would not like it and I'm not accepting their assumptions about me since I immediately love the show and pass it along to my husband He gets me through hours of landscaping, cleaning. It gets me through hours of landscaping, cleaning and cooking this donation brings me halfway to my husband's knighting figure it should go to him not me since I haven't was so big Mr Anonymous since they haven't worked outside the house in 25 years and he foots the bills but that could change now that Mike Cobol skills are once again there you go no okay can work from home

1:36:45 Can't wait With one of those cobalt terminals. I am so you know what? I love is that we can actually put our hands on these people Do you need COBOL programmers? We got them. What version do you want, we got it right here. I can't wait to tell my son that i'm not a dinosaur in the world of programming as he believes! I started out 30 years ago in the Silicon Valley John not far from you I thank you for this show as it is even more valuable than me since the COVID outbreak all of our kids are in medical prof-in the medical profession docs and PAs

1:37:22 and work with the virus patients both in the ICU and non-ICU. So frustrating to hear panic media reports that differ from the actual experiences on the ground." Their hospitals are empty except a modest, same report we get all the time Their hospitals are empty except the modest numbers of COVID patients. I'd like to remind Governor DeWine that the reason he shut down our state was to ensure our hospitals did not get inundated all at once with the sick. Very good point, very good argumentation point when you're looking at your own states and say hey this is my hospital is doing TikTok videos can we go back now?

1:38:04 So now they're empty and it's time to open our state and allow this virus to work its way through the population as it will do anyway. Ohio is one of the first states that shutter all non-essential business, and yet just past Monday we have had 7153 tested positive and 309 deaths. That is out of 11.4 million people! This calculates 0.0027 deaths And now how is the second highest unemployment claims this is devastating to our state my kids are not same worried going to work and caring for these patients there.

1:38:46 They take precautions and go about their jobs and feel uncompromised, uh...and other people should do the same. Thank you for your great coverage! I need it more than ever because i have now completely stopped watching the M5M after being a Fox News watcher for decades. Tucker's early coverage was so over-the-top fear mongering that I decided I could go cold turkey Thank you again for all your diligent work to bring real news to your listeners. No jingles except China asshole Maybe a couple times says it bears repeating happy birthday to my husband Steve Oh put him on the list Oh shoot Steve from Columbus turns 60 next week Okay, so Steve From Columbus 60 next week just whatever time whatever okay good enough for me, okay?

1:39:42 Steve from Columbus, 60 next week. Good and China is asshole. China is asshole! That's pretty cool actually. I think there was a karma maybe Well you know what? I thought she said no jingles no karma No I never said that Oh okay well we'll do it again China is asshole! You've got karma. Pretty cool, right? Yeah it sounds good when you run it like that. Something nice about that! There goes our visas... So much for the forbidden city. Which is pretty- you know the- I'll stop here The Forbidden City is over hyped

1:40:28 Just for you to know. Okay, well thank you! There's plenty to see in China and some beautiful things and the Great Wall is one of the things everyone should witness but The Forbidden City... Oh really? It's kind of like when I went to Thailand for the long necks and the big sign Long Necks This Way Is that idea it's kind of touristy? it's not even touristy because I saw before the 97 It's not it's boring. It's boring. That's what it is Okay, that one's good all right sir Tim of the tunnels and why why II Pahu? Why you pahu? Why pahu Hawaii pahu oh

1:41:19 247 16. Yeah, that's Hawaii. Yep a Fibonacci show of Fibonacci for each of you Thanks for continuing to defend reality and helping to keep the amygdala at a healthy size Although among my fellow essential co-workers makes me sound like a movie cliche I'm not crazy. I'm the only one saying here yeah in this case is actually true the Rona here in Hawaii is apparently it Tracted to sand and this affinity has prompted our governor in his infinite wisdom knows the beaches You can still use the ocean to swim and surf, but God help you if you linger on the beach. There would be absolute pandemonium Yes, the beaches are back open Yeah

1:42:05 You know, because the Rona is lurking in the sand. Yes! It's tan and such this is the governor that wants to cut state employee salaries including teachers by 20% because the state isn't bringing in any revenue Because tourism is the basket we decided to put all our eggs in Oh brother The fact that the state is sitting on over a billion dollars and it's rainy day fund Is completely irrelevant You gotta love island living. It should be grateful I'm still working and count my blessings thanks for reading the rant no jingles goat karma for those who need it sir Tim of the tunnels comes through thank you very much sir here's your goat karma you've got karma

1:42:48 She was just uh, damed. Just on the last show I believe. She's now a Dame of the Crystal Core in Hilversum! Hilversum! It's Showbiz City of The Netherlands! Is it? It's Showbiz City yeah, Hilversum. That's Hollywood. It's The Hollywood Of Holland Hollywood of Holland. Dame of the Crystal Core with a humble request for good health and such good spirit karma for all, the dame who hasn't donated yet is a dame douchebag so please douche and then de-douche me. I donated two times one, twenty three five which adds up to the amount of time I love my dear soon to be hub and our amazing kid 24

1:43:39 seven. Of course, it's also the amount of time all us listeners would like to hear you doing a live stream of the best podcasts in the universe especially nowadays but I know dream on! i would like to use 123 dot 5 to help Mark and his quest for knighthood if that's okay signing off with it you keep the counting and is okay with us signing off with the big digital Thus sterile and safe hug. Thank you so much for doing what you do Love UPS John always wanted to let you know I agree thus rise of Skywalker sucked Gosh things, I'm never gonna watch Rise this can be a member of the club

1:44:25 What is it sucks that sucks club next on the list tristan onion martens and milwaukee wisconsin milwaukee wisconsin to twelve thirty five. Shout out to my smoking hot wife for a birthday in April 19th episode 1 2 3.5 here in Wisconsin our governor sweet governor decided to extend our safer at home lockdown until May 26 What I don't have the quote in front age 26 that That's not gonna happen. Can you believe it? It's not gonna I don't have the quote in front of me But he says that nothing will go back to normal in this state until we have an actual vaccine Thanks, dr Bill We don't want to go on a rant about how much the bullcrap disease but maybe a couple of jingles like orange China is asshole and how about some jobs karma for everybody unfortunate to be stuck in

1:45:25 at home during this glorified flu. Signed Tristan Onion Martins. China is asshole! Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! You've got karma. Thanks Tristan. Aaron Cole came in 212 34 Watsonville He says, I hope this isn't coming through too late but wanted to donate to episode 1234. It came in too late. It's been a long while since I set my value for value of the show has been great as always but especially been helpful in these interesting times big hello to my fellow slaves Julian and Alexa Lovinlight shut up slave and WTC7 jingle please

1:46:19 Do you think he wants the... not the Italian one, the regular shut-up slave I guess. Yeah yeah um this is an example we get a lot of these notes i mean not just execs and associate executive producers but a lot of people uh it's been good and I think that I think that's part of The Troll Room being so full as well It's cathartic people! We're doing a good thing here! WTC7 won't go away And... Shut up, slave! There you go. You can read the next one This is from David Nauss in Petrolia, Ontario, Canada and right off the bat has a couple of... See this is what he always do to me He's like okay I will do these I'll read this at the same time I'll be getting the jingles it's very interesting He's got four arms

1:47:16 I really don't. What does he say? The Candanavian government has told families we are all getting an extra $300 per child during CoronaFest! I like Corona Fest. I like Corona Fest too, it's very funny So i thought what better way to handle it than to donate young Julia Nouse's $300 towards her damehood and on their 16th birthday which is April 19th no less that would be today! I then added the last two dollars to put her over the limit toward her dame hood although I would like to claim the executive producer credit for myself can you

1:48:00 Come on, you Candanavian parents. What else could you possibly have to do with your money but pitch in? I recently hit a friend in the mouth and he has thanked me for balancing out his listening as He was a hard lefty and he tells me that this show calms him down a lot Yes It's the amygdala effect In response to that I think the only proper thing would be to call him out Jeremy You knew this was coming! Also To Trevor and Max Collette, you are both placed on notice as douchebags. Truly the best podcast in the universe Dave Nauss and Oma insists it's pronounced Nause like Nas Oh Dave Naus like Naz yeah Dave Naus And Julia would be liked to call Dame Julia oh I don't have this yet

1:48:51 Weaver of the words first of Nas Hold on a second John. Can you give me that order because I didn't have all this in my sheet? Yeah, sure Because I got to send this because we're little I mean they hate it when I do this during the show What did they want me to order for the roundtable Dave nuts It's like a chai and something Not even seeing it on here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well geez Chai tea and apples with peanut butter. Chai tea and apples with peanut butter, okay so that's in there... And then we had... Jesus complicated jingles backup backup backup on the pretty dude and pretty good was there any any other karma

1:49:42 I don't see the karma request. Okay, well we'll do it just in case yeah We'll do it just in case a backup and a back up to that backup and a back-up to the backup to the back The president of the United States I have all of the power I think that sounds pretty good You've got karma. Next is Stephanie Simons, Simon's Simons and she came in at two or four twenty in Brandon Tone Florida

1:50:22 A donation of my favorite podcast. Thank you for keeping me entertained and informed, especially during the quarantine I've been very lucky to spend this time with my boyfriend who hit me in the face. That's not what he's a lousy shot. That's not protocol! I'm normally gone for long periods of times at sea By the way, she's a wave maybe. By the way thanks for your good karma my crew and I made it back to the state safely we're traveling back from the Caribbean oh no she's on a yacht yeah on that yacht that we work on Oh! Yeah. She is a yacht worker That's cool

1:51:02 all burned out, well I'm sorry. All turned out well and we made it to Florida and after a little shakedown they let us stay the main reason for reaching out to you on this episode is to wish my smoking hot boyfriend Ewan, Ewan? Happy birthday April 20th is the big day It's extremely special to me And I am super grateful To be able to spend the day with him even if we're on lockdown. Happy birthday, Sir Ramen Noodles! Love you babe thank you John and Adam for all you do xxx your loyal listener Steph. Oh how nice

1:51:46 Well, he's on the list so we'll do it all over again for you after the second donation segment and our final associate executive producer for today is Alex. I do have one note to read before we kick it off. So I'll... Alex Simkus in Burien Washington which is right outside of the airport 200 bucks. I would like to make this donation on behalf of Connor and Christina at Beach View Farm. Can you make a note? We will put them Ex-associate list instead of him. Yes, the meeting was amazing and they were excellent hosts Yes I have a meetup report for later Oh good Yeah Where else can a group of misfit strangers get together and have such a good time? Yeah misfits We owe these two for a good time on Sunday Saturday in one of the most beautiful places imaginable I figure they deserve some credit for their improptu

1:52:35 petting zoo that also functions as a burger fact what has the Burger Factory what? is owned by China pettings who slashed burger factory all right Wow cool it does sound rather oriental yes this will be his last pet Amy, his last pet yeah This is an amazing show you two do, John and Adam. That you pull together a bunch of small amygdala big brains into a real community that's more than just a group of people consuming the same media. Keep on keeping on! Keep on keeping it real and thank you for your courage PS no jingles no karma let's get back to the dynamite content okay I do have one more note which refers to what 333 33 donation they had no note now does okay

1:53:26 Jesse Dean, my smoking hot husband and... Jesse Dean writes. My smoking hot husband and I have fervently been faithful listeners since discovering the show last November so i'm requesting an overdue de-douching first and foremost. Oops! You've been dedouched. I am so hooked that the wait between each show is absolutely unbearable. It's indeed true value. If the current COVID-plandemic... Plandemic, yes! I like plandemic.

1:54:03 It's a planned-demic. Doesn't slow down things too much, we're planning to move from the Bay Area to LA in June. Why? So jobs karma for both of us would be most appreciated! Thank you for your dedicated analysis John and Adam. Life would be so dark without you!" Awwww it's like were little LED lights Jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! The planned Demick would have been a contender for show title. Yes, yes And so that's our group of associate executive producers and executive producers for show 1 2 3 5 want to thank each and every one of them for keeping this show going especially for their efforts? Yes in during this very trying time if you ever need to

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1:55:44 The notes alone are really worth it. I really love hearing how everyone's staying sane, alone together we can do it yes that's right since night what we can do one of those commercials on our own can't we John? We got the formula Oh absolutely! So you got any piano music...I don't have the proper piano music Well tell you what will work out when actually produce one oh that'd be cool and then since 2007 we've been with you with you yeah okay well work on it And we will be with you again on Thursday. We are here twice a week, both days Thursdays or Sundays depending on which calendar you're working on. We do it live at noagenestream.com but most importantly if you'd like to support us for our Thursday show please do so go to... and by now you know it's a petting zoo and a burger factory! Our formula is this-we go out, hit people in the mouth

1:56:44 I do have, you know, I played those clips about Amy and her preoccupation with the Wuhan lab. Yeah. And all of Trump hate see if you can spot a little this is the Wuhan update revise. See if you can spot that kind of misuse of a word here to correct yourself. China's revised the death toll from COVID-19 in Wuhan upward by 50 percent, saying nearly 3900 people have died since the novel coronavirus first emerged in Wuhan a city of 11 million people late last year. The devised...the revised death toll... The devised! Very good

1:57:40 Let's hear that again. People late last year, the devised...the revised death toll. That's almost as good as Trumps anti-rival! Geez wow that's the truth wants to come out there huh? Yeah something wants to come out. Who knows what wants to come out of Amy? Someone wants to come out of Amy so I'm watching by the way now you hate to say this But I've always thought that Margaret Brennan who does the Face The Nation show, it goes off at the same time as the Meet The Press with Todd whatever his name is. Chip Todd. And it's like she was attractive but because she's obviously in the media and

1:58:26 You brainwash yourself if you're all caught up in the Trump hate and you get amygdala swells, I mean it starts to show on your face. She...I want anyone to look at this show now and look at her and think is this a very young Amy Goodman? And we're getting that kind of that Amy Goodman look very slowly who was who's getting the a Margaret Brennan Margaret Brennan is that is the hostess of Face the nation she took to show over a couple years ago and She then because if she's getting so So I don't know intense this yeah, I'm looking at her pictures now you have to imagine her Slowly evolving into a clone of Amy

1:59:10 Amy Goodman, you know kind of the straggly hair and no makeup. You know this time at home has not been good for you John. A little concerned about what you're doing with your extra time I can see it yeah I can see it. It's nothing more or nothing less nothing more nothing less. Yeah I can see it yes Here's a here's this clip. Amazon apparently they don't like Amazon at Democracy Now! Amy doesn't like them and here we go. A report by two grassroots workers rights organizations suggest coronavirus cases in US Amazon warehouses will likely

1:59:51 exponentially increase in the coming days as the corporation refuses to shut down some of its facilities even when workers test positive for COVID-19. More than half of Amazon's 110 warehouse facilities in the country have reported cases of coronavirus, meanwhile Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has told shareholders he now wants to test all employees for COVID-19. Despite the economic crisis triggered by the pandemic, Amazon stock continues to climb lifting Bezos personal fortune to nearly $140 billion in related news. Amazon has shut down all of its warehouses in France after a court ruled Tuesday The company needs to reassess the safety of its workers during the pandemic. No one likes Amazon anymore

2:00:40 Well, let me just give you a bit. This is really a bad story though They when they showed bait she started talking about Bezos and his personal wealth They showed the picture of him with that Vava voom girl Yes, the Baba standing next to her and he's wearing some sort of lampshade or some horrible looking tasteless, you know Johnny Versace for men kind of. Oh yeah like a guy with too much money who's just wrong on him. A guy with too much money and no taste whatsoever He belongs in Saint Tropez at Club Sank On Sank Yeah he's there standing there with her with a shit-eating grin on his face and she's towering over him You know with these big booms on her it's just like I'm

2:01:28 So that's what they show is the image, you know. So this is a slanted classic left-slanted report and it just I don't...I just don't like the way these people cover things. It just bothers me sorry. That's okay! I'm cool with that did you have more? Not about, well yeah I do. There's another, this is actually an interesting report because some people are getting stir crazy again from a lot of democracy. I kind of specialize in this because once in awhile they'll load up a show. This Boeing has gone back to work they want to anyway Yes, I guess they got some stimuli. In Washington State Boeing says it'll begin bringing 27 thousand workers back to factories to resume production of airplanes It's the first large-scale attempt by a US manufacturer to resume operations Yeah that's good but didn't they get did they even take stimulus money? I'm not even sure they did Oh They'll get money. The will but I thought they were going without it for a bit

2:02:30 So do you want to go around the world with some covid reports and get that out of the way? I think we should do that. Let's spin the wheel as we go around the world for some COVID reports, ladies and gentlemen! Where it stops nobody knows only John C. Dvorak can tell us where we're going what country did we check out today? Well let's go through the states of a report by CBS taking us from one to another is COVID States reopening Okay...COVID States reopening. Tonight the streets of New York City remain virtually empty, but on the heels of the president's new three-phased plan to reopen America some states are slowly inching back in tonight beaches in Jacksonville Florida will reopen but no more than ten in a crowd first we inform

2:03:19 the people what the rules are, then we warn if they don't comply and then we take additional action if necessary. If they still don't comply Texas will allow some retail to go but not permit in-store shopping Minnesota will allow golf courses to open this weekend Wisconsin's governor Austin also opened their golf courses for some reason said lawn care businesses might be able operate an Idaho will allow nonessential businesses like craft dog groomers to open their doors Still, some workers are concerned. Andy Revell works on Navy ships in Virginia and led a strike this week after one of his co-workers died. We're literally scared. It's like the ship is haunted by ghosts everywhere and that's what we've been working all day And as debate over reopening continues news of treatment progress Gilead the maker of the drug Remdesivir saw a surge in its stock price on news reports that the drug helped COVID 19 patients in Chicago

2:04:15 New York, with 600 more deaths in the last 24 hours is still a hot spot. The city announced it's cancelling outdoor concerts until June but the governor today said he knew patience was wearing thin. This situation we're in now is unsustainable people can't stay in their homes for this length of time they can't stay out of work you can keep the economy closed forever You just can't This was the first clip I've heard that said something positive about a therapeutic And this is what we're talking about at the beginning of the show, whereas we've had lots of successes with people walking out of the hospital just a day after receiving hydroxychloroquine. Pretty much no reporting on it but when it comes to the Gilead, the thousand dollar non-generic pill?

2:05:04 Let me play that bit again. Coincidence? Very interesting. Price on news reports that the drug helped COVID-19 progress Gilead, the maker of the drug Remdesivir saw a surge in its stock price on news reports that the drug helped COVID 19 patients in Chicago Not only... Jeez! Reporting on the stock price This is absolutely shameless. You push down this generic drug which has been doing perfectly fine and you don't mention it at all other than snake oil, Trump orange, and then once it's Gilead, once you're in that Gilead camp oh yeah then we're all good to go

2:05:54 I have nothing but profanity, so like I'll just be quiet. Yes, please. Please keep it clean. Fishtank cleaner! Let's go to Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico for the COVID-19 that was the worst Puerto Rican accent ever in Puerto Rico Protesters in cars rallied Wednesday outside the island's government-funded public television station, WIPR, denouncing what they called propaganda produced by Governor Juan de Vasquez about the coronavirus pandemic. Protesters also demanded more COVID-19 testing on the island. Elsewhere, emergency medical workers held a protest that ended in front of the governor's mansion demanding they be included in the government's economic coronavirus relief package

2:06:39 I wonder how much testing they demand. It's another theme of democracy now. Testing, testing, testing! Well that's what Nancy Pelosi started that testing, testing, testing and there have been different reasons for it throughout the different phases of this There are, it's insanity. People actually think that the way to do it is have 350 million tests everyone takes a test every day to know if you're good to go. That's how stupid... And then next day and again and again because things change but okay let's move to Venezuela and Chile Venezuela and Chile. In South America, hundreds of Venezuelan migrants attempting to return home after losing their jobs in neighboring countries say they're being housed in squalid and crowded quarantine facilities where they're afraid coronavirus could rapidly spread. In Chile as the country remains at a nationwide coronavirus lockdown anti-government and anti austerity protesters are continuing the movement from inside their homes using social media

2:07:42 Each Friday night, quarantined Chileans stand in their gardens or balconies banging pots demanding the release of people arrested during recent mass protests. I just realized... Sorry did you have a comment about Venezuela? No no but you just imagine people standing in their front yard banging pots Yeah like like the crazy moms! I just realized we are way ahead of the curve on testing We did a testing song and give you the date Uh, holy crap was it that long ago? Looks like it might have been 2018. Yes 2018 the testing would you like to hear the testing song? Oh I wear all ears It's only 32 seconds. I want to do this song! You ready yeah testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing testing to you

2:08:37 Testing, testing, testing. Testing, testing, testing. Testing, testing, testing to you. Testing, testing, testing. Testing, testing, testing. Testing, testing, testing. Testing, testing, testing. Modulation! Testing, testing, testing. Testing, testing, testing. Testing, testing, testing. Testing, testing, testing. Testing son. Why the fuck do I not have a recorder running when you- Sorry for that part to be on there... Yes, the testing song from the future as usual. Mr. Devoe you can't beat it That's right next next country let's go this one this was just wasn't this is slightly different This is Bolsonaro by the way Bolsonaro their right-wing ruler of Brazil the Trump of Brazil The Trump of Brazil the trouble Brazil in Brazil far-right president Jair Bolsonaro abruptly fired health minister Luis and they came and dashed out a

2:09:29 on Thursday, after Mandetta repeatedly urged Brazilians to practice social distancing measures. Bolsonaro who's a staunch ally of President Trump has dismissed COVID-19 as a fantasy and a little flu. Bolsonaro has repeatedly ignored stay at home orders issued by Brazilian governors joining political rallies and shaking hands with constituents. At his final press briefing Thursday, Mandetta warned the coronavirus will continue to claim lives Hmm. Yeah, staunch, staunch, staunch supporter. Staunch is what he does. Staunch supporter! He's even got yellow skin...orange skin. COVID Guatemala let's just get to the end here In Guatemala Al Jazeera reports rural and indigenous communities are increasingly afraid of the potentially devastating impacts coronavirus could have on their people

2:10:21 as they question whether the country's already troubled and fragile health system is able to adequately respond to the coronavirus outbreak. Don't worry, we'll have their doctors on TikTok pretty soon dancing. Yeah no doubt about that and now we can go and this will wrap it this is a two-parter This is an NYC report From again, Amy will be telling us what's going on there. Here in New York health officials reported another 606 covid-19 deaths Thursday bringing the statewide death toll to more than 12000 but the number of hospitalizations continues to fall suggesting New York has passed its peak of coronavirus infections as

2:11:03 8 p.m this evening, New Yorkers are required to carry facial coverings whenever they leave their homes and to wear masks when social distancing is not possible. Wait a minute... Facial coverings? Facial coverings! Okay, scarf. Yeah But but this is interesting because there's two I have a CVS report I don't know which clip it is but there's two reports one you have to carry a mask if you can't social distance now at a verb Or now and just now, you know social deserve now. It's both by the verb. Uh, it's You have to get it's a petting zoo and a burger factory

2:11:48 Which would that's different is a fact billy can't you can't pay you can't paint this little boy anymore cuz he's going to the burger factory. I see have the. That report but the other one is says you have to wear the mask all the time The other one says you don't have to wear the mask all the time I don't know You have to wear the mask all the time or just had to have the mask with you and you have to wear it So either way, the way I understand is you have to have the face covering with you all the time so if they're in a spot where you can't social distance ie the disco If you're in the disco then you can put your facial somebody's got a phony up of photo of everybody at a disco with a mask on

2:12:31 In the disco, in the disco, disco! He might as well play part two of New York. Governor Andrew Cuomo refused Thursday to commit to providing emergency relief to millions of undocumented immigrants living in New York after California announced one-time payments up to $1,000 per immigrant household When you are broke, it would be irresponsible to do these things. I do hope and believe the federal government should have a more inclusive policy. But we're looking at it but we have real financial problems right now

2:13:15 Wait a minute, wait. Explain that one because he said he wanted to give $1,000 but then they're broke? No no the thousand dollars is in California she just mentioned that contrast. Oh oh. You know if they're giving $1000 in California we should be able do that were New York were more important than California so what it is though as it turns out back in October of last year before any this started up New York's was in arrears by 6.6 or so billion dollars and they were gonna have to ask for a federal bailout, New York is almost broke or it is broke and that's what... And now because they shut down the whole place its broke. So this place is going to go down the tubes, the entire area and people are trying to move out of the city Well no that's not true! That's not true because they'll still have The New York Met

2:14:11 Funded and well. Yeah, the Met, they fired everybody. The Met got all the money! They met got $35 million dollars but no they fired everybody and took the money. The New York way it was 30 million or something wasn't you know it was enough to keep them going but there's not gonna be any we're like they're not gonna have any shows Broadway is done Yep. All the New York Yankees, none of these things are going to do anything for at least a year because they freaked everybody out so much. And the worst part is people view the pictures of empty New York, the New York streets... They're probably thinking to themselves why the hell did I really want to go there in the first place? It's like it's- This is a problem! It's crowded you know. You can't be looked at lightly. Yeah

2:15:03 People are starting to reconsider their priorities. Which is a good thing, but... Well it is a good thing but its not a good thing if you own Live Nation or you own one of these big production companies that does giant events I can't imagine what Live Nation's stock looks like they're one of the big event producers Yeah, they're probably in the same league as Carnival Cruise Lines. They're not in good shape! And then you got your Yankees and you got your Mets and you've got your New York Knicks and Madison Square Gardens... I mean that's a publicly held company?

2:15:41 pleasant sight for New York. I mean this is... Live Nation, live nation $38 and it's coming down from 75 yeah got a long way to go yeah that's no bueno for them so anyway that's kind of it's not a good thing the president spent a significant amount of time yesterday during his briefing explaining to everyone who wanted to watch what fake news is. And it kind of, it was very interesting because he really got into it in explaining that he has to do this every single day It is very repetitive the repetition of him saying things just...it makes my eyes bleed sometimes I have to hand it to them though

2:16:32 People remember things when you say it over and over and over again. He knows that much for sure! And he's had a lot of success with even his fake news label, although he didn't come up with it... ...he certainly propelled it and used it so the first thing that happened this might have set him off was just a funny exchange between yet another new journo in the crew It's already very sparse I think there are only 20 journalists at the White House briefings now because of social distancing And so the guy asks obviously a scripted question and The president has learned to deal with these jumokes better, and he really you know nipped the guy Thank you very much. Mr.. President Last week you claimed that your charge of everything yet The American people don't understand why you're unwilling to use the awesome powers of your presidency To make American companies manufacture

2:17:30 This is a setup question, by the way. So we have the Democrats are going to try to impeach the president again and it'll be based upon took too long didn't respond and didn't use the Defense Production Act which he has but not in the way that Democrats wanted it which is top-down control kind of like Atlas shrugged. A dictator! Yes, that's what they wanted him to do. ...to make American companies manufacture PPE and also the testing equipment... Who are you? ...that you need implement your recommendations... I know but who are you with? How... I'm with TMN. Recommendations for... TMN? What is TMN? What?

2:18:16 My name is Doug Christian with Talk Media News. Go ahead, keep reading your question! The thing is how to make companies build these testing equipment so that you can do what you want? We're doing it right now with ventilators we have General Motors we have General Electric... So you already caught him telling the guy to keep reading his question right? Oh yeah he's gonna come back to that 11 different companies, great companies building them for us all over the United States. We're starting to make our own gowns as they call it and we're making some incredible things and as far as the testing is concerned most of that now it's done in the United States. We are doing it in the United States on different platforms

2:19:03 And so I just don't think you were listening. Senators who are complaining to our Vice President yesterday, well Independent Senator Angus King He's not an independent okay? Angus King is worse than any Democrat go ahead But he said that he was livid actually Of course he said that because he's a democrat okay? Angus King is not an independent he uses that term for whatever reason it's a waste of time but he's not very emotive type of senator Oh yes he is You haven't seen him Okay, you haven't seen him. No Angus King is a Democrat and that was totally staged I heard that and it was totally staged Just like you read the question he read his question Yeah, please in the back see he's catching on He's got these things he's got him right? He knows that this guy was set up with Angus king to come in ask that specific Question because Angus King would make a big deal about it So we starting to catch onto this stuff

2:19:58 And handling it much better than he used to. Well, I think he's always caught on to it Yeah, but his handling is better By the way at the Curry Dvorak Consulting Group would like to make a recommendation to the president I think for if you really want to get people to shut up about the Defense Production Act I would recommend the following. I, Donald J Trump president 45th President of the United States these United States of America hereby use the awesome power of the United States federal government to evoke the Defense Production Act to force The New York Times to produce toilet paper we are out of toilet paper and The New York Times shall be producing it for us

2:20:48 And then the punchline is with somebody or somebody's gotta say he's gonna be be the straight man that saying, hey wait a second they already do. But then the president got into it, explaining to the people what fake news is how it works and why he has to continuously address it. And this came as part of another new story which I do have for after our next break there's been some important developments in the Russia collusion case particularly when it pertains to the FBI and now apparently

2:21:30 the FISA warrants which should never have been issued based upon what was available to issue them. So he gets into this... The media has been some very honest but some very dishonest, you know that I even read a story where Mark Meadows is tough guy he was crying He was crying. Yeah Mark Meadows is his new chief of staff in the New York Times Maggie Haberman wrote a let me see if I have it here For Mark Meadows, the transition to Trump's chief of staff is a hard one. Mark Meadows has officially been President Trump's fourth White House Chief of Staff for less than three weeks in that time he has shaken up the communications office angering supporters of the press secretary he chose to replace He has tried to put in place other speedy changes hoping to succeed where his three predecessors failed. He has hunted aggressively for leaks and then it says here

2:22:27 Weeks into the job, Mr. Meadows has confronted the same problems that frustrated his three predecessors It hasn't helped him with his new White House colleagues that he's emotional and sometimes cries So that's the Maggie Haberman piece, which came after Trump made her look like a doofus in that clip — the supercuts clip he played on stage earlier this week. which included a voiceover pretending to be Maggie Haberman. So anyway, he's going to explain how this works and how the mainstream media functions. He was crying, it was Maggie Haberman you know she won a Pulitzer Prize for her coverage of Russia but she was wrong in Russia so as everyone else they should all give back their Pulitzer Prizes In fact it turned out that the crime was committed by the other side The crime was not committed by this side It was committed by the other side

2:23:28 Bad people. You saw the reports coming out over the last two weeks, they got caught! So Maggie Haberman gets a Pulitzer Prize. She's a third-rate reporter That that's just the setup New York Times And we put her name up here last week you saw that people thought it was a commercial It wasn't a commercial so like a commercial, but it wasn't a commercial with just clips and because we exposed her as being a bad reporter what happened is she came out said Mark Meadows was crying and they made it sound, I said Mark, and it's okay if he did. Look but I think he was crying probably really for the wrong reason they had him down but he is not a crier And if he wasn't, I have no cries. I could tell you people that are very famous they cry and thats okay too But it was nasty story in so many ways It was fake news She only did because we exposed her

2:24:26 for being a terrible, dishonest reporter. She is I've known her for a long while haven't spoken to her in a long time. I made the mistake I take a picture of where they're at the desk a long time ago People cry, John. It's okay if you cry but... I like the way he handles this He's walking a tightrope But now he is going to stick the dagger in! I haven't spoken to her in long many many months maybe years I don't speak to her she's fake A lot of people are fake We get a lot of fake people but what happens She writes this story as retribution puts it in The New York Times

2:25:06 And the New York Times is a very dishonest newspaper. It's my opinion, it's not an opinion It's actually from my standpoint You know the very hard thing to figure though most people wouldn't know that but I know because I know the facts and they make up I said it today they make up words Sources say most often use sources say you know what sources same in sources say means They have nobody And they make it up Okay, and they have a few other Type statements that mean the same thing but sources say is the most often used expression in The Washington Post New York Times especially CNN fake news, CNN They should really be mandated And I mean mandated to use a name if there's a source use a name say that Kayleigh Kayleigh McEnany said or somebody and you'd find out that the

2:26:03 Number one, the source wouldn't say it. The sources don't exist! I don't believe the sources exist and i try and tell this you know the beautiful thing about doing these conferences is that we have tremendous numbers of viewers and i'm able to reach the viewers without having to go through fake news where they make a good story into a bad story so uh with all of that it's been an incredible period of time So this is what he's doing with his briefings. Just pulling apart and... That's why these people like, what was her name that was on it? We had her doing her fact checks in the last show with a clip of fact checks and not fact checks at all

2:26:49 They're just bullcrap. They keep saying they want Trump to stop being on television, they say the network should pull the plug on him! The networks are thinking well you know people like to watch this he'll get if only one network plays him usually the public will be drawn to that they'll kill the other networks money stream it's just...they don't know what to do with this guy and except hate him. Well they were very successful at that They're good at the hating. And at this point I really have to think that this president is so secure in what he's doing, he is ripping apart or trying to kick down so many holy homes, holy houses, beehives need to be kicked over... He must have like a kill switch file! He's gotta have something that if he gets taken out

2:27:46 is going to get released. And people know it, they killed JFK over less than what he's doing and I mean this sincerely same thing now going after the secret societies the cabal, the bullae, the Illuminati, the elites It's the same fight so... He definitely goes after the globalists and their representatives and their representatives are The New York Times in CNN these are all globalist operations of Washington Post They want a global government. They don't like the United States, they'd like a one world government. I mean we're okay for what we do but you know a one world government would be so much better because you have some single point of control and you can coordinate things that's what you need because even with this COVID thing if it wasn't for the coordination between all... Some central operation is much needed. I think I have a clip oh

2:28:47 Don't have it handy, I'm gonna shoot a flint. Well i have a clip for you right at this moment at this hour I'm reporting on this clip and this is what the president was talking about in the past two weeks there has been quite a flurry of news and it...the news surrounds one small thing that's happened but I think big in its results is the declassification of the footnotes in the I think the Mueller report? Which of course is now going to lead to Say it with me John thousands of sealed indictments here is WML Washington talking too He's back ladies and gentlemen. Oh, no

2:29:36 All right, so Joe on Friday Senators Chuck Grassley and Ron Johnson disclosed four redacted footnotes from the IG report. There's a lot to get to you Which one was the most information? The quote-unquote bombshell of what they released on Friday Well I think their information was important because it demonstrated that there is now conclusive evidence, if anybody really needed it. That the FBI was engaged in not only selling disinformation but knowingly selling this information to the FISA courts those four footnotes are very important and thats why they were kept classified and the reason is they were classified because they implicate

2:30:18 foreign governments, probably the United Kingdom more than anyone and also very sensitive Russian intelligence sources that the CIA is aware of. But more important than the footnotes is... excuse me for jumping ahead here but the headline today is Bill Barr announced there are going to be indictments in this case when he went on The Laura Ingraham Show the other night and gave an amazing interview for an Attorney General of the United States. He said, yeah sure John Durham could write a report but that's not what he is doing. He is getting ready to bring indictments if he has the evidence quote unquote But the if he has the evidence is like a passe footnote What the Attorney General was saying after saying that Crossfire Hurricane was one of the greatest travesties in American history and then he deeply disturbed about what the evidence that he had seen

2:31:19 I think it's pretty clear that John Brennan, if he doesn't have a lawyer now then he better get one because the indictments are coming as we have discussed on this program for a long time. Yes Joe and we've been waiting for quite a long time for your sealed indictments Well this time it's true! Yeah Q says so It's true This time is true Well...I do think someone has to go to jail I hope it's Comey. It's not gonna be John Brennan No, it should be Comey! Comey would be a good one to send away Yeah well...it's fun to listen to these guys have to say that I'm gonna show my support by donating to KnowAgenda Imagine all the people who could do that Oh yeah that'd be fab Yeah on KnowAgenda

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2:48:02 Yeah. In the morning, gentlemen from Charlotte where as of March 31st Charlotte PD had received 300 calls from narc citizens reporting supposed stay-at-home order violations I've been a listener for couple years this is my first donation could i please have a deduction? You've been deduced! I'd like to dedicate this donation to my dad Phil Kilo Oscar November X Ray so he's a silent key who died last year uh... last July of dementia I discovered the show at a time when the disease caused him to lose interest in a lot of things, but I know that if he had heard the show absent the disease, he would have appreciated your views on globalism and mainstream media. I am fortunate enough to have employment security and reliable income right now but may I please have jobs karma for the dames knights and listeners out there who need it?

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2:49:53 This is not useful. No, it's bad It could be part of a plan maybe was all intended that way get us all Jitty about each other who knows I got a possible end-of-show ISO to test on you Oh, yeah, okay? I'm here this is Governor Cuomo don't get cocky don't get arrogant we're in control Wow, that's a great ISO. You got anything to compete or no I've got no I so what's ever actually my default? I would have beat mine anyway. I do have the loaded locust reportage So yes well of course we need to get back to normal life with the locus report Well let's start with I got two clips

2:50:40 These are both from Al Jazeera, the only people who seem to be interested in reporting on this and they're not even reporting on the main show it's from a podcast. We had one swarm that was 60... Wait do you need to set it up more? No no this is a guy describing a swarm that's the size of Manhattan We had one swarm that was 60 kilometer by 40 kilometers in Kenya. That's the size of a huge city, imagine the City of New York that have the sky covered with desert locusts! That is the size of clouds we get. What the hell did that guy just say?

2:51:18 So there's big clouds, big clouds of locusts. Okay oh I see it's the big clouds all right gotcha okay let's go with locust to get a little more detail what's proving to be the worst infestation in over half a century has threatened food supplies and farmland across Ethiopia Kenya Somalia Eritrea and Yemen and the swarms are still growing And that means the UN is warning that millions of people could face what it calls severe acute food insecurity in the coming months. In a day, a desert locust can eat its weight in leafy greens. The bugs flock into billions devouring crops and grazing plots everywhere they go. Siril is part of the effort to get the swarms under control. It's a huge task and it's time critical

2:52:13 If left uncontrolled, the swarms are predicted to grow 500 times more by June. He said even now standing in one of these swarms is surreal. When they are not at the stage of flying but when they're at a younger stage, at the stage of hopper bands then it looks like a moving carpet you have this number of small locusts which are not yet flying and they are really like marching army with many Millions and millions of small locusts on the ground that are moving is quite impressive. I have to say Do you think these things can now they can live anywhere? Can't they locus aren't they are they bulletproof? Can they can they live in Texas as an example well, there's This specific one is the desert locust but there's different kinds of locusts And there's cicadas which similar I want the cool kind that looks like a carpet Well, that's when their little then maybe get the wings next thing, you know, it was like a giant cloud but

2:53:12 It's going to grow out at the point we are now in the locust phenomenon that could get 500x worse. Well, that's gonna be great because we can use that for protein when there is no more beef available. What else are we gonna do? So I don't know about these things. They were just, and it's not reported much because it's very picturesque you'd think you want to take some movies of these giant Manhattan-sized clouds of locusts apparently blacking out the sun at different points but okay now we got this that is Trump anything do with it? Did he do the locust head? Anything anything wait let's let's do a check uh anything with Trump?

2:54:00 No, no he had nothing to do with it. Yeah Orange man bad okay all right I'm glad you're staying on that story. It's funny because it's actually hard to stay on the story I mean I guess That made me have to go to African sources because this maybe should say what's a report on it? Should just go to Africa. No not gonna Go there What else we got done III don't wake up probably have yeah Another downer clip we can do the eviction flaunted a democracy now and you know anti-capitalist stories good.

2:54:37 Which one is this? Eviction, flaunted. All those horrible people Is that the one you want to hear? Okay. Yeah let's go with it. ProPublica reports landlords in Georgia Oklahoma Texas and Florida have flouted a ban on evictions passed by Congress last month as part of the coronavirus relief bill investigative reporters found scores of incidents where land landlords remove tenants from federally backed rental units without consequence. ProPublica says the true number of evictions is likely far higher because there's no nationwide database of eviction filings. We need centralized government! I was reading, you know we're still waiting for hopefully

2:55:20 another 250 billion dollars that can go into the Small Business Administration Paycheck Protection Program? I have a clip. Oh good, because i have a story about it. Well that's not about the new money but this is another downer anti-capitalist clip they are out of money! The small business administration said Thursday its exhausted at 349 billion dollar emergency loan fund the paycheck Protection Program will no longer accept new applications unless Congress approves additional funding. Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin is seeking an additional $250 billion for the program. Democrats want to expand any new relief measure to include a hundred billion dollars for health care providers and 150 billion dollars for state, local and tribal governments

2:56:10 So this is there's something weird going on here. We now with the president and the Republicans are messaging is Democrats holding the money hostage, it's a successful program we need to get the money out there bad Nancy Pelosi bad And the Democrats are indeed holding it back, but why? What do they want in there and Forbes reported on two separate proposals which I don't think would be a part of the 250 billion for the Small Business Administration. But their real proposals and this would be... They have a name for this thing The Emergency Money For People Act

2:56:57 which has been proposed by two Democrats, Ro Khanna and Tim Ryan. And they're proposed... actually they have two proposals Proposal 1 you're gonna love this $2,000 per month stimulus check for every qualifying American over the age of 16 for up to 12 months This would include... yeah it's a bonanza! They are addressing some things that I know personally have disadvantaged people. This would include individuals who were left out of the CARES Act, that's the $1200 stimulus such as some high school and college students and adults with disabilities who are ineligible to receive the stimulus check because they were claimed as a dependent on another tax return

2:57:51 So this is a universal basic income and the proposal is $2,000 per monthly payment. Not everyone has a bank or home address to address this. The Emergency Money for People's Act calls for individuals to get this money through direct deposit check prepaid debit card or mobile money platforms such as Venmo, Zelle and PayPal. The eligibility Every American 16 and older making less than $130,000 will receive this check. Married couples earning less than two hundred and sixty thousand dollars would receive at least four thousand dollars per month. Qualifying families with children will receive an additional five hundred per child for up to three children and that's per month!

2:58:44 per month. So that's proposal two, one. Proposal two this is crazy cancel rent and mortgage payments throughout the corona through the coronavirus emergency. The bill would include full rent payment forgiveness for your primary residence or full mortgage payment forgiveness no accumulation of debt for renters or homeowners no negative impact on credit rating a rental history A relief fund will be established for landlords and mortgage holders to cover losses, which would not be small. No that'd be horrible! It would create... I think the two grand a month is a better deal it would create an optional fund to finance the purchase of private rental properties to increase the availability of affordable housing interesting concept yeah they're not going anywhere with either one of those let's face it it's not gonna happen

2:59:40 It's too much of a drain. It's already bad enough, you kill the economy and then you start taking money where there is none exists it just not...it's crazy We have all this magic money John, the immunized money Yeah well the immunized money, where is the SBA loans I mean? Well its there but has to be approved Well, we'll see. Hold on you skip that I know companies who do who did get an SBA loan? I know companies who put in for one and didn't get one it is real Yeah, i know but It's sketchy as its body Is not consistent there's nothing that people can You Know it's even the 1200 bucks That People are supposed to be getting is like you know Jay got it But nick Didn't Get In And other People Got it and Other People Didn't get it what What's

3:00:25 They hang up there, maybe they'll get it eventually. Maybe they won't I don't know yeah And then you have the bank stealing certain money from certain people the whole thing is it's just not organized well It's fine. I mean they got to do something because they've killed basically killed the country here Well, it's better than other countries. I don't think anyone... Well, they're in Nigeria where they shoot if you know six feet apart All right with that on that super happy note yay End of show mixes as I said, I'm gonna throw in a little extra ditty there from Rolando Gonzalez and before that you'll get kovat 19 From men o'domento. No habit does he have kovat 19? It's just a joke. Thank you

3:01:12 After the after this program on no agenda stream calm episode 58 of grumpy old Ben's And I look forward to seeing everybody on Thursday when we'll probably have some changes to report on here in Austin, Texas. Yeah, I think will have some changes Hopefully some changes in the Euro land zone. I'm keeping tabs on that as well and currently I am in opportunity Zone 33 it's part of the Drone Star State, the capital Austin Texas FEMA region number six if you're looking me up on a governmental map Please remember us at Dvorak.org slash an A until Thursday in the morning everybody I am Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where we're locked down And we're loving it! I'm John C. Dvorak We return on Thursday right here on no agenda remember us at Dvorak.org slash of a until then adios mofos and such

3:02:14 Stick it in. Bill Gates talked about meeting Donald Trump I never met Donald Trump before he was elected Yesterday Robert F Kennedy, nephew of former President Kennedy wrote a blistering article blasting Bill Gates Trump time 77 This philanthroper, philanthropist Dr. Bill Gates Unprofitable vaccine business With HPV vaccine stick it in do it for your pop pop

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3:04:43 Stop the spread. In 2017, the Indian government dialed back Gates's vaccine regimen and evicted Gates and his cronies from the NAB. The hydroxychloroquine of Sanzuomysin makes an odorful thing A gift from God. Total game changer, gentlemen. It'll be wonderful, it'll be so cool! It will be a gift from heaven! We're sick! WE'RE SICK!!! I WON'T TAKE IT AGAINNNN!!!!

3:05:43 19. you went for your granddad Thank you Mr. President, had you not launched the HQ of being able to put this out here I wouldn't be here today and have this conversation with you. WHO has been paying them from 300 to 500 and even more million dollars a year China's been paying them less than free And they are very, very China-centric. To get the better of the argument and... I don't like that! I really don't like that. I don't think it's appropriate. I don't think its fair to the American people. You know? I tell that to President Xi. I tell that to Dr Tedros. I spoke with him one time. He is a very nice man. We're going to be talking about that. He has already done that if you read the Candidate Notice.

3:06:45 And he's hurt people all over the world with his vaccines. Well, stick it in because Tuesday night we'll upgrade it and fix you. The best podcast in the universe! Adios mofo. Dvorak dot org slash N A Don't get cocky don't get arrogant We're in control