1:15:34 Makes nothing but sense. That's all it takes is just a little insight. Buy some flags! More flags here... I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you John C, where the C stands for China's collapsed borax! Well in the morning to you Mr Adam Curry, all of us in the morning all should see boots on the ground feet in the air Subs in the water! Believe this was his first submission to the art generator as we are always looking for hit the ball It's like one of those guys is a rookie comes up to the major leagues and is first at bat. He hits a homer Yeah happens yeah, where's your bat sound you got that? No I don't have a bet oh, I do have a son you got about yeah Perfect he brought us the album artwork for episode 1051 The Liberal World Order and it was a
1:16:46 A throwback for those old enough to remember the Sex Pistols, never mind the Bollocks album cover. It was Trump in the UK, Anarchy in the UK... That was just a takeoff it had the colors and had a great great Trump face Finger in the air grimacing. It was just a beautiful piece and you're right knocked it out of the park And we appreciate that it was spot-on Spot on and so thank you Ryan M Scott's and all other artists who diligently Help us out with an important part of the promotion of the show. It really makes a difference no agenda art generator calm Thank you for that, and we're going to thank our executive and associate executive producers next in our value for value network the way I
1:17:29 This has always worked as we've, we started out years ago almost 10 years ago with a simple question. You went to the movie, the movies this weekend with a date you had a drink maybe some popcorn 50 bucks and you sat in a room for an hour-and-a-half with your date and there were a whole bunch of other people in the dark Here, three hours you're sitting with thousands of people. We're not quite sure how many could be tens of thousands could be hundreds of thousands who are sitting here with you in the light and it's three hours minimum what's it worth to you? And that's what is reflected in our donations and we appreciate it so yeah a few people think they get me brought up the numbers because of uh... we had such poor showing last couple shows and rally troops and we got some results
1:18:25 I want to thank all these folks for helping. Starting with Don Tommaso DiToronto, who came in with $1234.56 or 123456 which we consider to be one of the finest donation numbers. Yes! Very fine. He writes Greetings Ludwig and Leopold. It has come to my attention that there's a meetup in the nether regions of Toronto today, on a show day nonetheless! What possibly can go wrong? So I will hopefully be imbibing with my fellow Noah Jenner producers while today's episode downloads to my tracking device. Yeah, that's a good one. I try and donate at least once a year but I'm a little late for 2018 so I believe a de-douching might be in order. Well, I am happy to provide that! You've been de-douched
1:19:25 The lack of donations is not for a lack of quality content. Step it up you freeloaders NJNK, thank you very much Tomaso Sir Don Tommaso de Toronto Gracias Thank You there we coincidentally had sir on a miss a dog patch ah he's back in yes with 800 Would it be 100 Wow? 800 yeah He always has a handwritten note. Everything's pretty anonymous, except I've been trying to do fingerprint analysis on the paper. Have you used lemon juice and a candle? Adam properly classified my last letter. A trusted traveler number reduces the chance of a quad S designation but does not move you to the TSA pre-check. Aha! There we have proof. No borders... Yeah this is why that was little kudos for your analysis
1:20:26 To no borders people, especially in San Francisco and Austin. Please leave your apartment unlocked or give your apartment keys to a homeless family. Homelessness has separated far more children than ice and surrendering your personal border could be the solution to this crisis." Yes! I agree Having worked with the homeless for many years, it won't take long for your apartment to be well known and very well used by these deserving yet separated families. They're all good people and such action is exactly what you suggest we do as Americans." Please wish my baby brother Angelic Night a happy birthday! I don't think we had this on the list... No i'm gonna put it in there. Wait a minute his brother
1:21:14 His baby brother's Angelic Knight. So he's one that passed away? I'm not sure... Oh yes, i think so! That's a clue as to who he is. Angelic maybe He offered some bog advi- that may also be symbolic. He offered some Bog advice if you have Bog what does Bog B O G If you have repeated weapons violations in your youth, don't write angry letters to the White House that imply threats. This is a good tip! I'm writing it down. The Secret Service has no sense of humor and a long memory
1:21:57 Writing such letters to many administrations, Ford was his first. He told me last month the Secret Service no longer confirms his... Oh wait now this guy's alive. No longer confirms his location proving he is not a threat or maybe they stopped because he is staying somewhere that prohibits sharps in quotes. A lot of code. I'm still at bog. I don't know what bog, bog means something. I've heard it prohibits sharps quote-unquote his advice this is probably going out to the there's gonna be a Something going on His advice seems like common sense but your show demonstrates how uncommon such sense is in our world This is true and we do Reflect a common sense that seems to be missing lacking In the mainstream media that's for sure regardless please wish him a happy birthday back on grid
1:22:57 You know, for some back on grid advice. Do repeated weapons maybe? Maybe that's a troll room suggestion I like it and it's possible NJNK as usual yes thank you very much seronimous of dog patch It's not only always nice to see such a great amount being gifted but also we love your input in your analysis Yes, he travels a lot. The only thing I've been able to determine about the guy... He travels a lot, he's probably Muslim his wife is. And I believe he stays anonymous because I think he's a Saudi spy! That's fine by me, I don't care you know? Bring the analysis on and I'll take it from any side. Although he's probably American so who knows... And that's the last we heard of him. He invites speculation by being so secretive. Please let's just stop that's the last we hear otherwise
1:23:57 I've had it with you, Devorah. You're Jimmy James of the Flatlanders $380 and 83 cents 38 in there for a vote towards the value provide me thank you my apologies it took me this long to do it I wish I had more value to provide YouTube but I hope this at least helps no jingles but karma for you both You've got karma. Thank you. North Tawanawanda, in New York. Magritte Drees comes in with $350 nice round number and she says keep up the good work. Alright thank you
1:24:44 That's it. Andrew Wang's Asserted Tin Death, The Sun Bleached Night in San Jose $333.33 I was prompted to donate by John's recent recorder playing. I'm also returning the fare for the house selling karma i received on episode 1023! I am not sure if the donation gap is long enough for me to be considered a douchebag? No of course not This stuff really works. Thanks for the twice weekly brain cleaning this show has been excellent lately keep up the good work you if you would I'd like a request of dating karma and any n ran jingles Okay PS, I want to go on record to clarify my roundtable requests from my night It was not boobs and stinky tofu but Boba Oh
1:25:38 and stinky tofu. B-O-B-A What's boba? I don't know, but if you look it up... I do appreciate your willingness to have kept this in such a strange... kept such as strange request in the rotation for so long! Boobs forever. I'm gonna change it right now Is still on the list? I think is Yeah you're right boobs and stinky tofu. So boba Alright, I'm going move that up for today As a rectification Perfect. Yes, I have that jingle request for you. Remember? Remember the days when we would talk about Ayn Rand before it became fashionable?
1:26:27 Well, I don't know if it ever became fashion. Oh yeah! Don't you remember there was a whole period in 2008 and all CEOs were handing out the book to anybody...all their employees? Here's an interesting observation then now this was going on in Silicon Valley. I remember John Doerr and people like that discussing Ayn Rand's book Now, how did the Valley go from that to becoming solid Democrat Hillary supporters? I ask you. That's a great question! That is a great question It is...I don't know for the life of me. I'm sure it has something to do with money. It has something to do with power There was some reverse propaganda in that book Some neuro-linguistic programming that goes into your brain when you read the book And makes you a commie
1:27:19 Well, it makes you a Hillary supporter. It's different. Yeah well I didn't become a Hillary supporter so there's that. Yet! Onward. Baronet Sir American Carnage in Tigard Oregon 333 333 we got a lot of people up there Just refer to me as Baronet, blah blah blah. Sir American Carnage." Have you guys have let you guys down on Value for Value lately? Still loving the show with a no thank you for your courage. Thank it. Thank you very much coming back coming back to work sir GQ Barron of Maryland 333 33 ITM gents please use my title sir GQ Baron of Maryland don't say my name or location you two have been consistently outdoing yourselves on with each show keep it up
1:28:07 The universe needs its best podcast. Please apply this towards my wife Steph's Damehood, please play the following jingle. Please play the following jingles living the mac and cheese life little girl shut up slave Dvorak get out of my vagina Karma Hold on a second. And then he would like to get my nation national anthem sometime after the show if you can or whatever Okay, well he's got one more thing Adam and James are douchebags Now I don't know about you saying get out of my vagina I never say it hmm wouldn't it be cool If I could find this
1:28:52 Yes, no it wasn't done. I think he's got you just uh...I don't know what he thinks. What does he think? No, no i don't have a JCD version of that. I don't know why This was never, it never happened? I guess. Mac and cheese! Shut up, slave! Get out of my vagina! You've got karma. That's better. I think that's funnier. William Messing in Bainbridge Island Washington cute little place $333
1:29:33 Thank you, John Nat. I've been listening for two months and this is my first donation excuse me give him a de-douching You've been de-douche keep up the good work William Messing Bainbridge Island Ken Burkett or Burkett in South Lake Texas 333 Once again, no jingles, no karma. Discovering Noah Jen and all the sightings in the show resources immensely improved my life." I'm pleased to contribute to the executive producer level as a relative bargain compared to the cash retail price of a single RX medication prescription medication average brand name 30 day supply of an oral solid tablet slash capsule equals $386 as of June 2018
1:30:20 Pitching about something specific. Blue pills, probably. Michael Delozier, probably in Maryville Tennessee 26627 he'll be our first associate executive producer for show 1052 once again he writes it is Michael DeLozier rhymes with enclosure. Delosier rhymes with enclosure. Michael Delosier from Maryville. Merville let me get that right too Michael Delogere from Merville, Tennessee. Hey Merville where you going to Bill? I'm heading to Merville! Okay i'll beat ya there. You're gonna be at Louise's coffee shop? Yeah right downtown merville. I am pleased to contribute to the executive producer level associate actually it's a relative bargain yeah i'm on the wrong line once again is michael delogere
1:31:15 Although I'm still planning to start a sustaining donation, I want to show my sincere appreciation for the hard work and excellent deconstruction for episode 1051. Since not many others seem to be stepping up to the plate." He's talking about regular media. So here is my 266.27 donation which Adam can tell you with his OTG phone spells comas. Because all the listeners must be in comas for not donating during these lean times. In fact, it also spells boobs! I'm sure it is. Coded message received agent Delosier. Thank you Mark McKenna or McLennan Mark McClennan and Waterbury Connecticut 25733
1:32:07 It's a birthday list. Hi, Tim guys been awhile since my last donation can I get de-douche? Yes of course You've been de-douched Recently came into some overtime at work and i'm sharing with you some of the spoils 257 for my 57th birthday and 33 is the magic number! My donation is my birthday present to myself, July 19th a show day. It's kismet, kismet I'm telling you boom shakalaka! It is the birthday gift of sanity for all producers. I would like to say that the No Agenda community on Twitter is the best
1:32:44 You are funny, very informed and also incredibly informative. Thank you my friends! I would appreciate this donation go towards the eventual Damehood of a very special lady future Dame Janet her realm chosen at a future date one jingle please can you see that juice? Oh my gosh! Can you see that juice?! Thank you and she's on the list Sir Otaku, the Baron of Northeast Texas in the Red River Valley in Louisville. 23456?
1:33:24 Hoping I can take advantage of the yearly midsummer slumber and get an executive producer credit for less But every time I do you guys always end up with a big tide of donations. He's not your timings off Here is hoping my name is toward the bottom of the donation list Can I get some JCD mac and cheese karma 73 is k5 VZ? All right 73 is kilo 5 alpha Charlie Charlie You slaves can get used to mac and cheese, mac and cheese. Macaroni and cheddar melted together. Mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese. You've got karma. Anonymous in Piedmont California over here by me 23438 The deconstruction was so great in show 1051 I had the listen to it twice
1:34:19 Keep up the good work and please forgive my douchebaggery. We do that with a de-douche. You've been de-douched! I hope he's on the list. Email accounting to follow, you can refer to me as Sir Malinowski and I request crawfish and cane break a delicious local beer at the round table." Hold on a second... Crawfish? Crawfish! Yes, I'm familiar with that. Or cray fish they like to say it. Cray fish and- Cray fish! You got some cray fish, yeah, it's great with some crystal on it And what's the other one? Got some corn, corn on the cob Cane Break
1:35:08 You mix the corn in there with the whole thing and a big, not a clam baker, crayfish thing. Whatever they call it. Crayfish? Crayfish! I started listening in 2016 personally was a rough year for me and the ubiquitous disinformation coming from the election campaigns just made things worse no agenda delivers a balanced perspective A wealth of information at a good time and does so to this day I've been due to donate for a while, but the main impetus for this donation is that insane attacks Noagenda and his producers have recently been subject to on Twitter. Yeah? Yeah, I've seen that Well what's very interesting is you know someone's Russians Now there's someone just talking crap And yeah, and what happened is our producers jump in and go like What's your problem?
1:35:59 You know, we don't care about you. I think it is seen as social justice warriors somehow trying to go after our advertisers which we don't have So every reply to this douchebags tweet is, oh I'm gonna up my donation. This is the guy with two followers just some troll that comes in and out. Oh yeah. Nick Durant responded to him. I chewed out Nick. I said hey check this guys followers before you... because what your doing is giving a voice cause of the way Twitter works so we don't want to do that And I just, I reported him and blocked him. Oh you reported him for what? Harassment? Targeting harassment. Doesn't Twitter then say, You can try blocking! No, I always report and then people should do that for targeted harassment and then I block them after that at the end they ask me to block
1:37:01 I've been doing donation for a while the impetus the producer recently subjugate on Twitter II just said that this Donation is primarily to spite whoever that troll is. Oh, yeah, you know paid off Mm-hmm says I'm getting knighted. I want the most ridiculous jingle combo possible Can I get someone is getting corn hold? reverend reverend Manning fire in the butthole and You little girl yay Okay, is one time offer. I would like to call on anyone who hasn't donated in the past years a douchebag Do some valuable slackers. I get an F cancer for Twitter and all other social media platforms finally goat karma thank you for your courage yeah it's interesting he wasn't on the list for nights um glad i checked this sir Malinowski okay you are now hereby on the list someone's getting cornhole today sounds like a recipe for success to me otherwise you're going to have a flame coming out of your butthole preacher! You won't be able to sit down
1:38:07 I just, i don't know what happened to the little girl yay. You had it? It was in there you did it. I got her. I found her again. Okay. Heron Heath St Agnes Australia South Australia gladly paying my annual dues, I humbly request travel karma for an upcoming journey to get no nation proper and jobs karma for all producers in need. And he's got a birthday coming up? I think he's on the list. Yeah 31 on the 26th you got it. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! You've Got Karma Lincoln Hammond comes in with 200
1:39:01 He's got no note. Let me just take a look on the squirrel male squirrel males to the squirrel males Squirrel male squirrel male yeah Nothing I'm gonna give him a karma then oh wait wait stop stop stopped. I put too many M's and it's only one Emma Oh squirrel male as this habit of only going along with Yeah, that's why is still nothing nothing okay? Karma karma karma always good you've got karma We do Schmidt Smith
1:39:51 Guido Smit in Amsterdam. That would be Gito. Did I say what? I say Guido? Guido, yes, Guido. Yeah, Guido Smit. ITM John and Adam greetings from Amsterdam! I'd like to make a douchebag call out to my good friend RJ. I recently hit in the mouth. Please continue with keeping me sane and entertained with your top quality show That is always our goal keeping you sane and entertained enter saying this what we so often say as of today Marvin hey wait, this is a new category entertainment ooh Yeah Enter stament I'm writing that down too yeah, we need to write that down oh
1:40:36 I don't know how you spell it. Inter-sane? Yeah, S-A-N-E. Intersanement. Huh! You've done it again. Martin Barkholder in Seneca Falls New York 200 and again I'm gonna go to Squirrel Mail B-U R-K Boulder. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
1:41:26 Any collusion? In Moreland Hills, Ohio. O-H-I-O Gentlemen you really do produce the best podcast in the universe I apologize it's taking me so long to arrive at my knighting ceremony as i've been listening since the beginning of 2014 No need to apologize man thank you Hope to be listening to an unbelievably long donation segment at this time tomorrow Well, you're getting one. Love and light to you both. I'd like to be knighted as Sir Dingus of the Burning River. It sounds like you need to go see a doctor! Lastly can you please shower me with money karma? By the way now this i read this note before
1:42:22 I already have a job and you think that the two are related, but it's not. Big ups to you pod fathers, Sardinius." But this is the first time anyone has actually asked just point blank for money karma? I've heard job karma maybe we've had investment karma but i agree i think it's the first and i don't know if it works. A lot of house karma. I don't know if that works We'll find out! Yeah well here we go It's pretty blatant...I'm gonna wind it up here we go You've got karma. All right, may the karma God know what happens because this is that's a blatant request I've never you know it's like yeah usually want their health you know they want their kids to graduate They want a goat What do you think go Karma is about Logan shied? I believe SHA ID II in Canon Air Force Base of New Mexico 200 bucks and
1:43:22 Thank you, the value of information you provide us slaves is priceless but I only have these two hundoes to give. No it's appreciated any... I hope this helps keep electricity running for a little while longer To all the freeloading hippie dippy douchebags out there get a job! Then donate if you've listened for more than a year and haven't given a cent you're a douche Good luck to you guys and keep up the great work, NJNK. Logan of the Ryukyu Prefecture formerly of Indiana." It's interesting... Sir Logan Scheid then let's get that straight actually goes back on I just want to say something going back to Dimitri as well about yeah that's how i think we gauge donation segments success more
1:44:14 More by how many people donate not by the amounts I mean it's what's this? Yeah, it's great if you have ten people donating and and those are all big numbers of course You know because then we can eat that's fantastic But the idea is to have everybody, here it comes, chipping in. Chip in! If everybody just chipped in a little bit then it would be much... Now we can't thank everybody at $3 but that's all it takes really we just want more people to donate It's not so much about I'm not gonna complain but more people donating is important If that's onward, there you go. Carwin Shambless in Atlanta Georgia 200 these are all 200 guys and we thank them each and every one of them for the associate executive producership acceptance your deconstruction analysis of the strozak Strozev whatever they guys stroke struck what am I thinking? I don't know this truck congressional testimony was outstanding
1:45:20 And the information on Struck's foreign upbringing was completely something that I've not seen anywhere else. It did show up finally, yeah it's around now for sure. Finally! When Laura Loomer has it you know what's out Keep up the good work NJNK Carwin Hey, where was Q on all that? Did Q predict Strzok being an Iranian spy? Were there any breadcrumbs? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, cause trouble. Nicole Kuppon, C-K-U-P-O-N you can figure out how to pronounce it's Lafayette Indiana $200 she's in Lafayette Indiana
1:46:05 Uh, hi guys. My husband Mike Cuppin needs a deep de-douching for his birthday. You've been de-douched! There you go that's a DP. Ooh I got an echo on it. He is a long time listener while he waits for his mothership to pick him up thanks Nicole Well, thank you Nicole. I'm gonna do a little car for that one as well. It's so kind of her to do that You've got karma nice when spouses Donate in each other's name says something there's something real loving about that it's very cute
1:46:46 Bless you and that wraps up our first donation segment for our executive producers and associate executive producers of episode 1052 Thank you very very very much Really appreciate it. We eat another day, and we continue to do deconstruction so much that has to be done these days It's it's all consuming I would say Yeah, just look at the show notes. That's a part of the package deal nashownotes.com Take a look at all the articles look at the search engine for it Look at all the things you can do Research papers school papers is it's a tremendous resource that's also what as a part of the no agenda package and know that our executive producers and associate executive producers are helping you as well Thank you for that