Topic: Upper Decker

A police dispatch recording from Hillsdale describes a mail carrier being attacked by wild turkeys. The hosts then discuss the "urban meaning" of the term "Upper Decker," a prank involving defecating in a toilet's water tank. They contrast this modern "sick" prank with older, more destructive schoolboy pranks involving sodium metal or cherry bombs.

The term "Upper Decker" is clarified as a prank involving defecating in a toilet's water tank. This follows the recent knighting of a producer under that name, which the hosts initially mistook for a baseball reference. A separate anecdote describes a childhood prank involving flushing metallic sodium down toilets to cause explosions in sewer systems.