Topic: Tundra

The program concludes its formal ceremonies with the knighting of "Sir Tom, Baron Tom Warden of the Frozen Tundra," who achieved his title through 11 years of monthly $33.33 donations. The ceremony includes the traditional recitation of the "round table" provisions and instructions for receiving a custom ring and certificate of authenticity. Tom's journey from a "layaway" donor to a Baron is celebrated as a model for long-term listener support.

President Biden's performance at COP26 is critiqued, specifically a rambling response where he claimed "the tundra is burning" in Russia and thanked world leaders for their leadership. Biden promoted a global methane pledge to reduce emissions by 30% by 2030. The hosts mock Biden's whispering delivery and his claims that America has regained its leadership mantle on the world stage.