Topic: Topless Protesters

Protesters in San Francisco recently demonstrated topless to draw attention to women killed in police custody. The hosts contrast this with massive anti-Monsanto protests occurring across Europe, which have received minimal coverage in American media. They argue that the focus on "topless" tactics in the U.S. serves as a distraction from substantive global issues like GMO regulation.

A news anchor for King 5 in Seattle commits a verbal slip during a live report, stating that protesters are set to "pinch tits" instead of "pitch tents." The segment also references viral YouTube footage of topless protesters in New York City. The hosts mock the robotic nature of local news drones who fail to process the absurdity of their own scripts.