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Sir Tommy Hawk, Baron Sir Psychopath, and Linear Accelerators
Sir Spencer, protector of linear accelerators, is knighted. Sir Tommy Hawk expresses shock at the news, having thought Dvorak was "golden" after his heart surgery. Baron Sir Psychopath recalls a humorous past interaction where Dvorak "flew off the handle" over a joke about becoming a Grand Duke.
Donations of $200 or more earn "Executive Producer" credits, which are recognized on IMDB. Sir Tommy Hawk, a 19-year-old "Zoomer," contributed $500 to become the Secretary General of the Heartland. Dame Patricia from Merced, California, donated $333.33 and promoted her son Brian Lewis's painting business in Atascadero, offering a "No Agenda discount" to listeners.
Knighting Ceremony, Dame Free-Free of South Florida
Sir Tommy Hawk is officially named Secretary General of the Heartland following a $500 donation. Franny Knudsen is knighted as "Dame Free-Free of South Florida" for her $1,000 contribution. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "roundtable goodies" list and instructions for the new Dame to claim her svelte ring at noagenderings.com.
