Topic: Tomahawk Steak

The New World screwworm has reportedly returned to Texas, posing a threat to the cattle industry. This biological issue coincides with skyrocketing beef prices, with reports of "jumbo tomahawk" steaks selling for as much as $875 in high-end Austin restaurants. Industry insiders suggest this may lead to a significant reduction in the domestic cattle herd.

Matthew Martell is dubbed "Sir Martel, Peddler of Hardware." He critiques the reading of "ad" notes on the show and requests a "mRNA vaccine and free tomahawk steak" at the Round Table. He also offers a discount for his hardware business and encourages a friend to stop buying Dogecoin and donate to the show instead.