Topic: Tofurky

President Biden joked that "turkey is infrastructure" during the annual turkey pardon, while the St. Louis Federal Reserve published a chart suggesting consumers switch to Tofurky to save money. The segment also covers the emergence of "faux fish" made from tomatoes and algae as part of a broader trend toward synthetic food.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak sign off from FEMA Region 6 and Northern Silicon Valley, respectively. They preview the upcoming Thanksgiving Day special and close the episode with a custom "End of Show Mix" featuring clips of political figures and media commentary from the week's events.