Topic: Southwest Ohio

Donors Angela Garvin and Antonio Sanchez-Garanes are recognized, with Garvin describing her life as a traveling hospital worker. A new Baron of all Southwest Ohio is minted following a significant donation. Multiple requests for "jobs karma" are fulfilled using audio clips of Nancy Pelosi and other political figures.

The formal knighting ceremony for Dame Illuminati is conducted, granting her a seat at the No Agenda Roundtable. Other title changes include Sir Alan Bean becoming a Viscount and Sir Corwin Underwood becoming the Baron of all Southwest Ohio. The segment concludes the donor thank-you portion of the episode.