Topic: Sir Tax Evasion

A series of high-value donations are acknowledged, including a $1,000 contribution from "Sir Anonymous of Sarcasmo Island." Other donors include Sir Jack of the Shadows and Sir Laron. A poignant note from Sir Patsy of the Plat requests a knighthood for his son, Elliot (Sir Tax Evasion), and "F-Cancer" karma for a family member battling pancreatic cancer.

Adam Curry and John Dvorak perform a formal knighting ceremony for three producers who contributed $1,000 or more. The new knights are Sir Anonymo of Sarcasmo Island, Sir Tax Evasion, and Sir Otter the Infungible. They are welcomed to the "roundtable" with a traditional list of humorous perks and the promise of a signet ring.