Five producers are officially knighted during the episode 1269 ceremony: Sir Matt Decker, Sir Nifty, Sir Zerty of the Great Lakes, Sir Crease, and Sir K-Hut of the Prior. Each has contributed $1,000 or more to the show's production. The ceremony includes the traditional "hookers and blow" and "mutton and meat" proclamations, welcoming the new knights to the No Agenda roundtable.
