Topic: Sir Bumpsy

A $1,000 donation from a listener in the UK, now dubbed Sir Bumpsy of the Tickly Beard, is read. The donor explains that the amount represents what he would have spent on Spotify over several years. He claims a "PhD in Climate Science Studies" and requests "Jobs Karma" after finally finding work following a long layoff.

A formal knighting ceremony is held for several high-value donors, including Sir Dusan, Sir Bumpsy, Sir Disco Head, and Sir Martel. They are granted access to the "Round Table" and instructed to visit the No Agenda Rings website for their official Signet rings. The hosts also joke about launching a "Umami Magic" fish sauce brand.