Topic: Sir Blackballs

The hosts read significant donations from "Associate Executive Producers," including a "throng of threes" from Sir Blackballs of Twit. Sir Matt Hatter contributes while seeking "job karma" for upcoming employment offers, prompting the hosts to play various requested audio clips, including a segment on the addictiveness of Oreos.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak conduct a formal knighting ceremony for James Dobler, inducting him into the No Agenda Round Table. Several other supporters receive title changes, including Sir Blackballs of Twit becoming a Baronette. The hosts conclude the donor segment by reading birthday wishes for listeners and reminding the audience of the show's "value-for-value" funding model.