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The hosts process several high-value donations, granting knighthoods and baronies to listeners. A discussion arises regarding the "Knight of Delaware" and the rules for assigning protectorates. They clarify that while Knights can reserve an area, official protectorates are typically reserved for the rank of Baron or higher.
No Agenda Donor Thank-Yous and "Sash Voice" Banter
The hosts conduct a lengthy thank-you segment for donors under the $50 "anonymity" line and those in the "Mile High Club." Banter ensues regarding the Dutch town of Zwijndrecht and Adam Curry's new sash. They reiterate that the show is entirely listener-supported and free from the pharmaceutical advertising that compromises mainstream news.
Ron Popeil, American Success and Consumerism
A segment from Brian Williams' news program features inventor Ron Popeil reflecting on his "American life." The hosts deconstruct Popeil's career, characterizing his famous inventions—like the collapsible fishing pole and spray-on hair—as "plastic junk" that could only find a massive market among American consumers.
