Topic: Robin Clements

Robin Clements is knighted as "Sir Robin Clements of the Utrecht Highlands" after surpassing the thousand-dollar donation threshold. The segment features a comedic attempt by the hosts to pronounce a complex Dutch sentence provided by producer Void Zero. Additional donors, including Robert Sigro, request "de-douching" and specific audio clips as part of their contribution acknowledgments.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Slough and Sir Robin Clements, bestowing them with various humorous "perks" such as "mutton and mead." A news item is shared regarding Israeli customs officials confiscating 120 signet rings inscribed with Islamic State insignia. The hosts jokingly suggest that ISIS is "copying" the No Agenda show's tradition of providing signet rings to its knights.