Topic: Pippa Middleton

CNN's coverage of human rights abuses in Bahrain is criticized for being a "smoke screen" that favors the government. This is contrasted with the network's extensive reporting on Pippa Middleton attending a "kinky" costume party in Paris. The hosts argue that the focus on Middleton's social life and a "fake gun" incident is a deliberate distraction from substantive international news.

A critique of entertainment news programs like *Access Hollywood* highlights their obsession with the British monarchy and celebrity tragedies, such as the death of Amy Winehouse. The hosts express disdain for the "real news" segments that prioritize royal wedding details over substantive global events.

The hosts discuss visual details of the Royal Wedding, including the Archbishop of Canterbury's untrimmed eyebrows. They question a specific moment in the ceremony where the bride and groom disappeared behind a door in the altar area for several minutes. Adam Curry jokingly suggests they were performing illicit activities while the cameras were away.