Topic: Nicola Kress

Nicola Kress is recognized for her significant financial support of the show while working two night jobs as a nurse for spinal cord injuries. In a unique move, she is declared "Saint Nicola" in addition to receiving a damehood. The logistics of the No Agenda Knight of the Round Table rings are discussed, noting they are manufactured in China due to a lack of domestic options.

A formal daming ceremony is held for Nicola Kress, officially designating her as "Saint Nicola" of the No Agenda Roundtable. The hosts discuss her background in nursing and reiterate their desire to contact the Hot Pockets PR department for their upcoming tour.