Topic: Minnetonka

The hosts read a long list of donations from producers across the globe, including Reno, Nevada; Torrington, Connecticut; and Kansas City, Missouri. Many donors contributed $74.21 in honor of Independence Day (7/4/21) or $50.00 to celebrate the show's 5,000th day. The segment highlights the diverse geographic reach of the "Gitmo Nation" and the continued success of the value-for-value model in sustaining the podcast.

Sir Gary of Casco Point on Lake Minnetonka is knighted after canceling his newspaper subscription to donate the funds to No Agenda. He encourages other "douchebags" to support the show's value-for-value model. The hosts describe the No Agenda community as the "Bauhaus of the era," representing a postmodern shift in media production.