Topic: Lou Reed

A parody of Lou Reed's "Walk on the Wild Side" titled "Walk on the Child Side" targets Disney, Nickelodeon, and President Joe Biden with allegations of "grooming" and inappropriate behavior toward children. The lyrics reference "sniffing children's hair" and "teaching grade school children art" involving private parts. The segment reflects a specific cultural critique regarding the sexualization of children in media and politics.

The Student Association at the University of Guelph apologized for playing Lou Reed's "Walk on the Wild Side," labeling the lyrics transphobic. The hosts mock the decision, predicting that songs by The Kinks will be targeted next. The show concludes with a birthday shout-out to the staff and a final sign-off from the Austin and Silicon Valley studios.