Topic: Long Drink

Eli the Coffee Guy recommends "Long Drink," a gin-based beverage found in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. The hosts also read birthday wishes for Alex Schlegel and other producers. The segment concludes with a plea for sustaining donations, emphasizing that these regular contributions are the lifeblood of the show's independent model.

A donation from Andrea Ludlam introduces "The Finnish Long Drink," a citrus soda and liquor beverage. This is followed by a birthday request for an Al Sharpton "mega-cut" from Ryan Vogel in Buda, Texas. The cut features various verbal stumbles from Sharpton and other political figures like Eric Holder, highlighting the "gift" of Sharpton's unintentional humor on his weekend show.