Topic: Kurt Hildebrand

Top-tier executive producers are recognized for their significant financial support of Episode 1400. A donor from Austin shares a disturbing anecdote about hearing a child screaming in a CVS "vaccination room," which motivated his contribution. Other producers request knighthoods and specific "roundtable" meals as part of the show's peerage system.

The hosts read the birthday list and officially announce the titles for the new Knights and Dames of Episode 1400. They thank the back-office staff, including Eric DeShills and Mimi, for managing the complex logistics of the peerage system. The segment concludes with a final call for producers to submit their ring sizes for the official No Agenda rings.