Topic: Green Burial

Police discovered 115 improperly stored bodies at the Return to Nature Funeral Home in Fremont County, Colorado, which specialized in "green burials." The facility reportedly eschewed embalming chemicals and metal caskets, leading to a biohazard situation that requires DNA testing for victim identification. The incident is used to satirize the "green" industry, with a dark joke about starting a "wood chipper burial" business.

Oregon passes a bill allowing for human composting, with similar legislation pending in New York. The hosts frame this as a "green" alternative to cremation, which produces carbon emissions. They jokingly link the timing of the bill to potential mass casualties from vaccines.