Topic: Gabriela Isler

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak discuss the Miss Universe 2013 pageant held in Moscow, Russia. Dvorak notes that Donald Trump was in the front row and that Miss Venezuela, Gabriela Isler, won the competition over Miss Spain. The hosts tease a deeper analysis of the event's production and political undertones later in the broadcast.

Steven Tyler of Aerosmith served as a judge in Moscow and asked Miss Venezuela, Gabriela Isler, about her biggest fear. Isler's victory is discussed, with Dvorak noting her "monster smile" and the abrupt ending of the broadcast. The hosts conclude their pageant coverage, noting the high level of physical attractiveness among all contestants.