Topic: Diploma

Knights and Dames are reminded to claim their signet rings and PhD diplomas through the show's official channels. These physical tokens represent their status within the community and serve as a means of sealing important correspondence. The discussion emphasizes that building strong community connections is a form of protection in uncertain political times.

To celebrate episode 1600, the show offers a "PhD in Media Deconstruction" to donors of $1,000 or more. John Dvorak shares a story from his college days at Berkeley when he met Kirby Hensley, founder of the Universal Life Church. Dvorak regrets turning down Hensley's offer of a PhD at the time and explains that the new No Agenda diplomas are printed on high-quality paper with a raised seal to rectify this "historical blunder."

A discussion regarding the authenticity of office awards suggests that many professionals purchase fake trophies or use Photoshop to create images of themselves with world leaders like Vladimir Putin. While some people display legitimate honors like Emmys, others populate their offices with "Man of the Year" or "Humanitarian" plaques bought from local trophy stores to appear more impressive. The practice is described as a common tactic for CEOs and "phony balonies" to build unearned prestige.