Topic: Dame Pamela

The hosts read letters from high-tier donors, including "Insta-Dame" Pamela Hague and Ethan Smith. They discuss the "value-for-value" model and the personal stories of listeners who have found "sanity" through the show's deconstruction of the media. Mike Merva is credited as an Associate Executive Producer after donating a specific sequence of numbers triggered by a Cracker Barrel bill.

The episode concludes with a formal knighting ceremony for Dame Pamela Hague and Sir Brandon Menk. In a final news item, a primary school in Sydney, Australia, has banned clapping in favor of "silent cheering" and "air punching" to accommodate students with noise sensitivities, a move the hosts mock as peak millennial culture.