Topic: Dame Lindsay

Dame Lindsay of the House Hunters shared her disappointment that she would not be able to use her planned "somebody shut that baby up!" line on John C. Dvorak at an upcoming meetup. She and her sister Lauren still plan to attend the Northern Silicon Valley gathering to honor Dvorak by "fisting some nuts" and drinking his recommended Costco wines.

Dame Lindsay of Nolechek Meats, a small family-owned meat processor in Wisconsin, is resisting an FDA requirement for employees to wear masks during inspections. The company argues that personal responsibility should trump government mandates, especially as the FDA threatened to withhold the USDA stamp necessary for wholesale distribution. Lindsay appeared on local radio to defend the business's stance against "shut up slave" policies.