Topic: Crochet

The "Good News" segment features two stories: a woman who crocheted a hat for a baby during a flight from Hoboken, and 84-year-old Dot Sharp, who retired after 45 years of service at a McDonald's in Pennsylvania. The hosts jokingly debate the inclusion of the McDonald's story, labeling it a "native ad" for the fast-food chain.

Artist Roger Roundy won the cover art contest for the second consecutive episode with a depiction of Mitch McConnell wearing a Chinese crown. The hosts discuss the "crochet community" and their disappointment with AI-generated templates that fail to capture complex human likenesses. The segment reinforces the "value for value" model, where listeners contribute time, talent, and treasure to keep the show ad-free.