Topic: Colostrum

The hosts read notes from top executive producers for episode 1600. Jonathan Poehler requests cannelies and colostrum at the roundtable, while Dame Nancy in Waco and Bruce Schwalm in Harrisburg celebrate the milestone. "Dude Name Ralph" in Miami requests Cuban sandwiches and cafe citos. These donors are among the first to receive the newly announced PhD in Media Deconstruction.

Sir Mark of the Grass Fed Dairy provides an update from New Zealand, criticizing the government's reliance on debt and border closures. A discussion about "colostrum"—the first milk produced after delivery—ensues after it is requested for the Round Table.