Topic: Cincinnati Bengals

The hosts discuss the upcoming NFL championship games featuring the Philadelphia Eagles, San Francisco 49ers, Kansas City Chiefs, and Cincinnati Bengals. A cynical connection is made between the potential success of the Philadelphia Eagles and alleged election rigging in the city. San Francisco's performance is contrasted with the city's ongoing homelessness crisis.

The hosts provide their annual Super Bowl analysis for the matchup between the Los Angeles Rams and the Cincinnati Bengals. While the Rams are favored, the hosts predict a Bengals victory based on "Joe Cool" Burrow's talent and the potential for riots in Los Angeles.

Multiple producers send in Valentine's Day donations for their spouses. One producer, Kevin Brown, ties his donation amount to the jersey numbers of Bengals players Joe Burrow and Ja'Marr Chase, predicting an upset victory over the Rams.