Episode 503 • • 1:29:19 - 1:32:36
503: Ninjas in Mongolia
Whelen Engineering, Emergency Announcement Scripts
Whelen Engineering produces the pre-recorded voices used in Giant Voice systems for scenarios like chemical releases and terrorist alerts. The hosts critique the "boring" delivery of the official recordings and attempt to perform their own versions of the scripts. They highlight the absurdity of instructions like "please follow procedure" during a vague "terrorist alert."