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The final audio mix features a satirical "Font War" between Times New Roman and Calibri, set against the backdrop of Department of War document formatting. The song "No Agenda Christmas" plays, referencing chemtrails, tinfoil hats, and the show's "double nickels on the dime" budget. The segment ends with a final "Adios, mofo" and a reference to the show's website.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio ordered U.S. diplomats to return to using Times New Roman for official communications, reversing a Biden-era shift to Calibri. Rubio described the use of Calibri as a "wasteful diversity move," while the font's designer, Lukas de Groot, defended it as superior for screen reading. The hosts discuss the legibility of serif versus sans-serif fonts in professional documents.
