Episode 605 • • 58:13 - 1:00:29
605: "Biostitutes"
Hot Pockets Burglar at South Bend Day Spa
A 19-year-old Notre Dame student, Brian McCurran, was arrested after breaking into a South Bend day spa and causing thousands of dollars in damage. Police found him asleep in the kitchen after he ate a box of Hot Pockets and attempted to warm up macaroni and cheese in an antique oven. The hosts cite this as evidence of a "zombie apocalypse" fueled by junk food.