Topic: Baroness Ashton

Several new community-purchased domain names now forward to the show's website, including BaronessAshton.com and BestPodcastInTheWorld.com. Listeners Julio Romero and Jenny Mendez are recognized for tuning in from the Tijuana-San Diego border. Additionally, the No Agenda mobile app has been updated with Game Center support and an expanded soundboard.

A session of the European Parliament saw the microphone of MEP William Dartmouth cut off while he was criticizing Baroness Ashton, the High Representative for Foreign Affairs. The incident is cited as evidence of the erosion of free speech within the European Union's governing bodies. The "Starfleet Command" analogy for the EU leadership is debated by listeners who suggest "Federation Council" is a more accurate sci-fi comparison.