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00:00 So let's give him a good day of karma. Adam Curry, John C. DeVore. It's Sunday April 2nd 2017 and this is your award winning Gitmo Nation Media assassination episode 9 or 1 7 This is no agenda Requesting immunity for all sock puppets and thousands of trolls, and broadcasting live from the darkest corners of the internet here in downtown Austin-Tejas capital of the drone star state. In The Morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where i'm just stapling paperwork...I'm John C. Dvorak It's crackpot and buzzkill! No, paperwork. Oh okay paper you don't have any paperwork I do I'm gonna print a lot of stuff out before we do the show and I had to staple something together so they kept intact It's show paper yeah show paperwork that makes sense it's paperwork Yeah yeah yeah it is paperwork I have piles and piles of paper Well i know your imagination gets carried away but it's not that bad Found dead! found dead under pile of paperwork

01:05 Hey, welcome John from the best place to live in America. Since when? Since... let me see who proclaimed this. They were they there during the allergy season? This is US News and World Report. The answer no! And I don't see how they get that. Let's see number two was Boston No, I'm sorry. What is it? Now here we are no top 10 Austin Denver. Okay ready from you want from do you want from ten to what's 21021 that's more exciting and do a dad account down okay just everywhere and coming in at number ten straight in with the bullet We've got Salt Lake City Number nine this week on the countdown there The town that we thought was a punchline growing up Des Moines Iowa

02:02 Number eight being town Boston. I don't see it and numbers where am I? That's 10 9 8 number 7 Raleigh Durham, NC and looking at number 6 we've got those Northwesterners Seattle. And could you believe it? I visited this town as well. Number 5 on the chart Fayetteville Arkansas also known as Fayed Hum Washington DC checks in a number 4 numbers 3 Washington DC number four that doesn't make sense. Number three San Jose California How about that? You're in the... Number two, Denver and number one everybody. Austin Tejas however I think we have to be very very careful living in Austin especially if we are to believe Jean-Claude Juncker the drunker from the European Union who was very angry at our president here in America So Brexit isn't the end? Didn't feel asleep

03:06 A lot of people would like it that way, even people on another content. Where the newly elected US President was happy that the Brexit was taking place and has asked other countries to do the same. And if he goes on like that, I am going to promote him. If you don't talk to them, talk to the punchlines man! He's got a clue. Yeah, here-here is how we respond in Austin What do you want to do? I'm ready Come on! Come on And by the way Austin is not a state Moron

04:03 He says Ohio. Okay, yes but then it's right in the middle of the country so that's not gonna work. It's only we got just gotta be on a border state well if you'd said Texas we would have been okay yeah yeah we want to Brexit that's okay We are ready! You know California does too so there you go Yeah but they don't have they don't have that shotgun cocking sound They just have all they can do is just snap their fingers Yeah That's good generality to make Well, you're an exception. So now I want to get back to this list. Yeah okay so you made that you read this aside because it brings up it should bring out my list lecture yes uh this is one of the reasons I'd like to bring this up

04:51 Now, the list that came out just recently which proves my list lecture that these lists are a joke done by the editors who sit around at lunch. I've been involved in it much- Explain how these used to work back in the day? These lists worked like this. You're gonna see all of top 10 places to live and so they put these lists together and they do it around lunchtime usually bring some food in and bring- Alcohol. Hey, Joel, you wanna be on the list? The committee we're gonna do. We're gonna pick the top cities in the country and order them. Oh cool! I love Austin. It's so cool at South By. So cool. So Fortune did this list of the most influential people to Top 10 and I believe it was number four...I don't have a list in front of me but it was like number four or something. It was Melissa Gates

05:48 Yeah, okay that makes sense and bill wasn't on the list no of course not and that just and then here's what happens One day one of these days you're gonna. Tell us all of your Bill Gates stories right yeah real well the real ones I got good stories, but so the You're at the meeting, you're sitting around the table and you say who can we really piss off by doing this? Oh let's put Melissa's name on here number four and then leave Bill out. That would be great! He'll be so pissed! So, I've been on a number of these and one of the things that you're always thinking about is how you can kind of just humiliate somebody by reversing their position with somebody else's. It's bull crap! These lists are all junk! All of them! They took it to a whole new level they had metrics...they had metrics? They had the desirability index. Oh here we go. Yeah this is great The desirability index measures whether or not people want to live in a given metro area

06:54 The value index measures how comfortably the average resident of each metro can afford to live within his or her means. Austin's score, by the way out of a possible 10 is 7.3 Yeah I'm calling bullcrap on that It's expensive here The job market index measures the strength of each Metro area's job market Well we do have a lot of tech jobs for sure The quality-of-life index measures how satisfied residents are with their daily lives and each ranked Metro area Austin gets a 7.3, and the net migration measures whether people are moving to or away from each of the metro areas and of course Austin has a 9.8 because every...and it's interesting everyone from California is coming including the number three city San Jose so how does that work? And by the way let's go to the number three city San Jose

07:42 Are you kidding me? This is another example of the editor sitting around saying, well I can really burn everybody in the San Francisco Bay Area. Let's put Santa Zay on the list and leave everyone else off." Santa Zay...and we have a couple listeners there and they know I'm right...is a shithole! Anyway that's what the way I see it. And then just one more thing to start off this program. Because you used to participate in this actively back in the day when it was still made sense. Now, just become the annual Silicon Valley PR fest of douchebags April Fool's Day. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Gee we have Alexa for pets Oh boy! You almost fooled me

08:31 No, the way April Fool's... and I think I'm in the April Fools Hall of Fame for one or two years. Yes you're old school. I am old school! And I try to explain it to people who are trying to do April Fools gags an April Fools gag has to be believable Just enough so it's borderline, not borderline. It should be received as a hoax but within the believability you have to have clues that it is an April Fools gag for example I did an April Fools subject line and didn't take it too extreme just made it funny lines on the email which some one guy wrote in today saying its hilarious I realize haven't been doing for want of giving any donations And what was this?

09:13 The subject line was, uh... I have to get the actual subject line. Get it right? Do you have it in front of ya? No! No no no. But I did see it come in and saw the draft but I don't think I ever registered the subject line. I can take a look real quick if you want. Wow What? I'm a busy man Apparently on the spin class. No, no yesterday was the annual bandana ball for the Ronald McDonald house. Okay well then you were busy I'll give it yeah so i'll give you a pass and you know I'm an active participant new law makes podcasting illegal hb4117 now what excellent

09:51 Excellent. Yeah, that is the way it's done and the key with all within that one line there is both the April Fool's gag and The notice that it's in April Fools gag right? Right HB 4117 is for 170 first better ding that is a classic Yes, that's good. Yeah Google had one in Holland Introducing Google wind Then they spent some money Google ones by the way over-the-top. They're not there's stupid No way anyone would think they're even remotely real stupid Oh, yeah, and they had DJ Tiesto that you know on this video oh yes Well Google we I've teamed up with Google Google is great And they're gonna reverse all the windmills so we can blow the clouds away and make it stop raining You know I almost believed it

10:44 It's insulting. It's just insulting and it's all not even close to being it's just PR, just PR. It's all about PR now while you mention your fake title there your fake news that you're sending around your fake newsletter with your fake news title in Congress we had a lot of people talking about fake news this is of course the Russian hearings And well, you could imagine that we're not far off from... Well not necessarily making podcasting illegal but certainly requiring a license because the next step. First we had verification and I'm proudly still unverified Not verified on Twitter, not verified on Facebag It's become somewhat of a bad thing Sorry John, I mean I know you have a checkmark and probably sad about that now

11:35 No. these influence up. And this is who's gonna speak in a moment Clinton Watts I think he was a former FBI guy it's again you these hearings on the Hill and we watch them we watch C-SPAN so you don't have to but we watch it knowing that everything is set up, these people are rehearsed they have scripts so all your hearing is just the agenda that is coming and they're just setting me up for it. Operations actually have the impact of sort of organically changing the trends on media and end up being a self-reinforcing mechanism.

12:17 Are there analytic or digital tools that can discount the impact of those bots and of that manufactured forcing mechanism within the way that information travels on the web today? And what's really nice if you have just 1% of understanding. Of how the Internet works, maybe but you need 5%. You're already way beyond these jimokes and impacts the media so I think all the social media companies are starting to realize that their ad revenue mechanisms can be manipulated for this. There are more than just Russian fake news out there, you've got profiteers, you've got political groups that do that and you've got satire which is thrown in the mix of it You're seeing the social media companies try and regulate this now or deem things as fake news but thats going to fail

13:10 Ultimately, any attempt to deem things as fake or not fake is going to lead to freedom of speech violations and freedom of the press violations. Because how do you do that? How do you determine who's being fair or not? I think a better way to do it than what we propose is create the version of Information Consumer Reports which is an independent agency funded by social media companies with no government involvement nor funding It provides a rating in terms of the news that shows up on your feed. Such that, much like nutrition labels on food... You know what you're consuming. Right now part of the reason this is so effective is a fake news outlet can pop-up one day

13:52 pump out stories that are sensational and fall down the next. The consumer, an American... Yeah they just pop up and pump, pop up and pump. ...news outlet can pop up one day, pump out stories that are sensational and fall down the next. The consumer, an American on their Facebook feed which is curated to things they like to click on and even in their Google searches which is curated to things other people like to click on like them end up clicking on these things because they're popular. If they had a score or rating, some sort of symbol there that said you're more than welcome to click on this but this is the National Enquirer you know you can evaluate how much of it is truth and... That should have a number 10 rating! It's the number one truth magazine The National Enquirer. Hello? Ever see Men in Black? How much has manipulated truth and how much is false just like we saw with Consumer Reports when

14:43 I was growing up, it had 15 variables. It's rated over time and it becomes a trusted integer that you can go to. I think that is the better way to do it. We're not restricting Americans' freedom of speech and press at the same point where if they want to look at fake news they can look at it but know what their getting into." Wow! The rating for The No Agenda Show is forthcoming no doubt I think that's probably true, but this is nonsense. Even consumer reports barely can accomplish what it's supposed to do. For example if you were a camera buff just maybe 20 years ago you'd own a Mamiya because that's the camera they kept pushing every time it came around. Wait a minute... You're saying the Consumer Reports is possibly corrupt? No! I don't think they are corrupt at all

15:33 In fact, I would say the likelihood of their being corrupt is not even close. But I do remember when we were at PC Magazine during its heyday when there was a 500-page magazine twice a month and we're doing reviews and you compare it with Consumer Reports tried to do? There's no comparison and they weren't even close to being accurate. They didn't have the right people. Although this is not exactly how Consumer Reports works Because consumer this would be the social media companies themselves putting together this consumer reports of information that would be like Samsung and Apple and you know, and Microsoft's putting together the rating of phones Right. Yeah, so that's bullcrap It's not it's not even close to Consumer Reports The funniest thing and we have dudes named Ben dudettes name Bernadette

16:24 Was Marco Rubio who... Oh, I got this. Marco Rubio's an idiot! I had no idea he was this dumb. I got the clip here. In July of 2016 shortly after i announced that i would seek re-election to the United States Senate former members of my presidential campaign team who had access to the internal information of my presidential campaign were targeted by IP addresses with an unknown location within Russia that effort was unsuccessful. I'd also inform the committee that within the last 24 hours at 1045 a.m yesterday, a second attempt was made

17:01 again, against former members of my presidential campaign team who had access to our internal information. Again targeted from an IP address from an unknown location in Russia and that effort was also unsuccessful." It's called port scanning you dick! You douchebag! This just happens all the time. Oh attack I'm being attacked? Remember they had that product that used to be out... I can't remember the name of this thing but it was a little Firewall that you'd run and it would keep track of all these miscellaneous hits that you get and it would be

17:39 Probably thousands an hour from oh these IP address all because there's just port probing they're looking around saying cuz if ways this port opened and they ping it I guess not does this for now? I don't think so, and it would go on and on and on it They didn't then we'll go to the next play place And in you feel were running this program. You look like you're being under constant attack when it's just nonsense Yeah If I log into my email server right now And I do a tail F on the log file. Hold on, I can just read to you what's happening Well, a lot of it is spam obviously But when you see what comes in it jus- It's popopopopop It's continuous Yeah and from all- yeah pounding Just pounding pounding Pounding! Slamming ya! Butt slammin' me! BUTTSSLAM!!! Just pounding away

18:33 I have a couple more. I actually got some reasonably funny stuff, at least from our perspective from these hearings This is James Lankford US Senator for Oklahoma Boy he didn't like Russia Hello Russia It is painful to watch the Russian people trapped in a regime that is doing this worldwide. Oh, you poor Russian people! We have producers in Russia It must be really tough... it's so painful. So painful to think that you're such a horrible place They'd like to be able to watch the Olympics and know their athletes weren't doped ahead of time. Oh yeah Every Russian thinks this. Every Russian. Whoa! You got butt-slammed!

19:17 They would like to believe their own news when the Russians proclaim we're not in Ukraine and we're not in Syria, and they are. And it'd be nice if we could as he said watch my lips. You don't say were not in Syria? They said we're coming to Syria, we're gonna start bombing the place. What is he talking about? Again it's just funny to watch To me it's comedy He said watch my lips and know that he's not trying to deceive our audience Oh by the way you did see the Russian April Fools joke didn't ya Which one? Ah oh my god they uh... Oh my god! Please do that It doesn't seem like a thing you'd do Now I don't speak Russian

20:00 but they had if you called the Russian Foreign Ministry, they had a voicemail recording that said to arrange a call from Russian diplomat to do political openness press one. Press two to use the services of Russian hackers and three to request election interference. You know, we used to be those guys. We used to stand above all of it and we would make the funny jokes I see people on the face bag driving past Mar-a-Lago flipping off the president! We used to do that when we drove by the Iranian embassy. We'd flip them off when they had our people

20:41 You know, what happened? We became douchebags. And the Russians became the funny guys! This is very sad to me. Yes it's not good. Alright let's go- It's unhealthy Let's go- No. Let's go back to Langfords Why did he think you could get away with it this time? This is not new for the Russians They've done this for a long time across Europe but it was much more engaging this time in our election. This was a long time coming and it seemed to be very well organized this time part of my question is I get that completely isn't that great? They're just making their dream they're they're inventing hallucinating they're hallucinating, yeah or this actually happens in dimension b I mean maybe they really saw it that way no okay why this time keep straddling my friend keep straddling we gotta keep straddling

21:30 They look to be more prepared, probing evaluating states trying to get into voter records. No no that was Department of Homeland Security that tried to get in the voter records and then was admitted they try to do that with port scans etc but okay... To be more active in the process They have plausible deniability. If you wanted to run this during the Cold War, you would've had to put agents inside the United States. They would have been stalked by counterintelligence professionals. They would've been run down. You couldn't gain an audience on a communist newspaper for example. Today you can create content, gain the audience and build bots pick out the election and even the voters that are valued the most in swing states, and actually insert the right content in a deliberate period. Have these guys ever started an internet-based business? They make it sound really easy! Yeah you just write up some crap... I'll tell ya about it, Dan, I've done a number of startup blogs

22:25 And it takes 18 months before you get any traction whatsoever, even if you have a big name. You don't have the bots. You need the bots. The bots don't really get you real views and so if there's just a bunch of bots floating around what does that got to do with corrupting anything? Could you please get with the program Congressman Dvorak It's the bots. Build the bots! I wish there was one congressman that had the right consultants. Hello? CurryDvorak.com, hello? The right consultants they could talk to and be behind them and say no-no-no it's this don't say that you sound like a complete idiot if you say that They preplanned it they were based a year and half out they're doing it today on the European elections

23:06 And here's the other thing that needs to come up, but they try all messages. You know we've been very focused on you know our presidential election the Republicans you know tend to come up but the Democrats they were there too They were with Bernie Sanders supporters trying to influence them in different directions So they play a rare moment of clarity during the hearing by the way, you're rare motors trying to influence them in different directions. So they play all sides much like I learned an infantry school about how they use artillery. They fire artillery everywhere and once they get a break in the wall that's where they swarm in and they focus on that again with completely taking cyber realm into death and destruction by firing live ammo

23:48 Kinetic warfare versus cyber warfare is not appropriate, sir. They do that very well today You'll see them in Europe supporting people on the left or right whichever will dismantle the democratic function that they're after So I think the important point moving forward is we have to educate our public and even our institutions And the mainstream media Is right to be taking some on the chin right now? They've fallen for a lot of these fake news stories They've amplified it and they've knocked on most of them They are the bots. Well, there's a number of problems he's got. First of all if you're gonna start making these accusations why don't you show some real world evidence? Oh I have some! Give us a story or two showing exactly how this works. Oh well yes of course Senator Mark Warner, Democrat of Virginia, he has all kinds of proof. I think we know about the hacking and selective leaking of information but

25:03 It's a former tech guy. What really concerns me is at least some reports, and we've got to get to the bottom of this that there were upwards of 1,000 paid internet trolls working out of a facility in Russia. Now, the thing that I like about this is thousand internet trolls that the Russians hired have we forgotten Hillary Clinton's techno experts she had she confessed to having an entire not just the whole division within the State Department they were actively putting together summer camps in eastern bloc countries. To train people how to be trolls, to train them to be trolls and we're the ones who invented this idea! We're the ones who do it the most that's a known fact. That's what pisses me off the more than them with the more... The Russians they get the credit? This is what WE DO baby

25:56 This is what we do best. Okay, give it to the Russians." I just thought of something... Now I'm irked. It's going to take me a while to get over this realization. Let's talk about it. Come on. Get on my couch. I got a clip and then when I was on the TV, oh man this is fantastic! And then I realized that I didn't clip it when I went to move them to the show Okay, can I continue? Oh man is really a bad one too. Okay? I'm sorry about that well ah I'm gonna have to be I mean it's gonna take me awhile to get over it no. I'm so sorry for you Yeah, this was actually an epic fail Working out of the facility in Russia

26:44 in effect taking over a series of computers which have been called a botnet. Ooh, it's a series of computers! It's called a botnet? They can then generate news down to specific areas... They can generate news down to sp- this is the Tubes guy! ...it's not but they can generate news down to specific areas Wow! It has been reported to me we've got to find this out whether they were able to affect specific areas and Wisconsin Michigan Pennsylvania where you would not have been receiving Wow, did you hear that Wisconsin Pennsylvania all Trump town all trump states nice? Nice, Wisconsin very nice Whoever your vendor might have been

27:29 Trump versus Clinton during the waning days of the election, but instead Clinton is sick or Clinton is taking money from some source. Fake news we've also seen as well... What's he talking about? He's just talking about lies don't worry that if you think about if you look just for example If you google election hacking during the period leading up to the election and immediate afterwards You wouldn't get Fox or ABC, New York Times. What you'd get is four out of the first five news stories that popped up were Russian propaganda RT News, Sputnik and others And again let's be clear I'm not here to re-litigate the election I believe that to be patently false by the way I Google a lot

28:16 I did a lot of searching during the election. Yeah, you do too And i do not believe that uh... The SEO was so strong with Sputnik that they popped up. No. I never see Sputnik at the top of the results. I'll tell you my experience. I caught Sputnik on a retweet and started following it and Sputnik has a lot of funny stuff. I have never ever run into Sputnik on any search whatsoever, that I can recall ever. So what's he talking about? And again let's be clear, i'm not here to re-litigate the election but the fact we have, I believe part of our responsibility as well is to put the American public on a higher level of alert

29:02 that this time it was Russia, could be other foreign nations as well. We are in a whole new realm around cyber that provides opportunities but huge huge threats for basic democracy." Okay... It's huge huge threat- That was his message! Huge huge threat for basic democracy They can generate news right down to the local level They're fabulous these Russians they've got it all figured out The biggest shill and they had to bring some douchebag in from London Professor of the Department of War Studies, King's College London Thomas Ridd And he has his own views and I guess the empirical evidence to back it up about Guccifer 2.0 Now what do we recall about Guccifer 2.0? Is this a Russian or Romanian, which one is it? I don't remember now. I remember him as a Romanian Yeah Doesn't mean he's not a Russian yeah He and one in one version of him and there may have been two because it was 2.0 Yes, yes arrested yeah, and he wasn't a Russian that I recall you and

30:03 He was Romanian and this other guy, this other phony 2.0 guy which may or may not be some part of his partnership who knows? But it's assumed that under all circumstances he is a Russian but why can't they...he has got a wordpress blog Why can't we hold on to stop? Hold on a second control when you get back here We understand what he wants from us Okay we are ready John go ahead We've got all these intelligence agencies, they're recording everything. And it has been brought up more than a few times that NSA's got everything on it. They've got everything! They got everything and then you get your CIA out there poking around and there they hate Trump but they'd love to find this Guccifer guy the guy is on a WordPress blog and we have all these intelligence guys crawling around looking for I think it's an intelligence guy. Why haven't they found him and shot him?

31:04 Yeah, I think you're right. It's probably CIA than anything else. Well Thomas Ridd has been brought in from the UK's Gitmo Nation GMT someone called it the other day which i liked And don't you think its a little suspicious that they bring this guy from England and they are creating this big scenario around this Guccifer guy and can catch him? Its like a movie! Like a lousy movie Tell me more about Guccifer 2. Is that a flesh and blood human being? Is it an office? The bot! And second question, is there any doubt that Guccifer 2 is an agent or somehow working for the Russian government

31:41 Guccifer 2 is, we know this from the evidence that's available not all of it public but only in private sector sources. Oh yeah! Academic sources I may say. Oh oh oh, academic sources? Academic sources i may say. I'm very up to it. No academic sources we can get it from there Hold on a second he's not Indian Guccifer 2 is certainly not just one individual because in private interactions with journalists we can literally see different types of humans at play. Some use consistently at a specific time, you know lots of smileys and are very informal others are more formal all communicating. Oh my god! You can print by the way you've got already pre-gotten clip of the day I'll take it right now

32:26 I'm not even done yet. 12 of the targets that were leaked, doxed on DC leaks. Guccifer 2 provided a password that was not publicly known, provided a password to DC leaks to the smoking gun, you know, the outlet So that's a very strong forensic link. Oh, yeah! Very strong forensic link. He guessed the password. Maybe it was Podesta's password which was... Password? The link I think the dots can be connected But how about my second part of my question is Guccifer 2 an agent to the Russian government in some way shape or form

33:17 If you mean by agent and agency, sort of organization could be a subcontractor could be a team within an intelligence... Affiliated or associated with the Russian government? I am confident that the answer is yes. Yes yeah okay uh well And then the follow-up question came where they said what makes you so confident now did that happen no of course not was the answer to the follow up question it's just scripted session but unscripted and i thought this was a interesting interesting interview to watch was Roger Stone who appeared on the Bill Maher show. Oh, I missed that! Yeah yeah...I have a couple clips and let's start off with Guccifer Okay so Senator Mark Warner who is head of the Intelligence Committee in the Senate okay he- The first thing out of his mouth the other day when he was asked about this He said there's clearly a lot of smoke and then he said an individual

34:08 That would be me. That's you, he said associated with the Trump campaign accurately predicted the release of hacked emails before it happened this same individual You also admits to being in contact with Guccifer 2.0 who all of our intelligence agency says is Guccifer 2.0 is Russian military intelligence? Yeah, I dispute that let's take them one by one first of all I have never said That I had advanced knowledge of the hacking of Podesta's emails There's no quote for me You said his time in the barrel right and there's been over a hundred stories written from that time to election day about his business dealings in Russia bank deals

34:50 gas deals and others. That's what I was referring to, including a long piece I wrote myself on October 13th. Okay but this Guccifer... The inference that my Twitter exchange with Guccifer constitutes... Not Twitter, direct mail? No, direct mail within the twitter system This is so painful to listen too now you have two guys who haven't got clueless Well, it was direct mail! No. Why don't you just say AIM? You know just to make it even more less relevant than you already are. That's beyond them to get that point. But it was not supposed to be public... It is public because I released- Because you chose to make it public. I released it all no one else released it. I released it. I don't think that's true. That is absolutely true. I think you release it after it became public. I released it after it became known existed which could only be known

35:42 No, no. It could only be known if my Twitter... Why does the audience think that's funny? Because they think they think that Bill Maher caught him in a lie the way he set up that question but they don't I guess anybody understand how Twitter even works and I've seen this on the news and we've had clips of this where one of the reporters will say oh and he had it be in exchange there were multiple exchanges. He met with Guccifer and these tweets going back and forth I know, it's ridiculous. No no it could only be known if my Twitter feed had been hacked and so I released it. It's benign, its innocuous. Okay but here is what Gooseverse said- If you're going to engage in espionage would you really do that on twitter? You're really asking that with Trump and the White House.

36:37 Here's what Guccifer said about you. Apparently, you would hear big fans he said I'm pleased to say Roger Stone You are a great man But why? He is Romanian Why are saying that in Russian accent? Please That's microaggression Tell me if i can help you any how It will be great pleasure for me And then he said same day and said Roger Stone paying you back That's very simple because he is referring at the top of that email exchange to an article I wrote on August 5th at Breitbart in which I argued that he is the one who hacked the DNC. You said he was a hero? I think he IS a hero, I'm opposed to The Deep State and they need to be exposed But true or false let's play truth or dare now No lets not We'll get back to that later although there was one more anti-or really eff Russia bit that I wanted to play his opening monologue

37:30 of the Bill Maher show. He spoke about the new Cold War and I thought it was in context of how much we hate Russia, worth listening to. I know it's an exciting time! Very exciting tomorrow is April Fools Day Are you planning something? I love April Fools day The day when we try to fool people by telling some outrageous lie Or as Trump calls it tweeting Oh, let me tell you. He can try to tweet his way out of this Russia story but this shit ain't going anywhere The Cold War Remember the Cold War? Well it is back with one small difference The old cold war the White House was on our side

38:23 If they're so afraid, why are they laughing? It's very odd. I mean there is... There is so many strands and smoke to this Russia connection but I guess the big headline this week is Michael Flynn we had him on our show I don't know why he came here but he did He was a national security advisor for a hot minute And uh..he-He is asking for immunity To sing Have you noticed this that these jamokes, that they believe immunity is being asked either A. Because he's guilty of something or B because he's gonna bring down Trump? Well there are a couple things going on one the immunity story itself seems to be in

39:12 Under debate, he asked for immunity. He didn't ask for immunity. He asked for immunity and some guy says yes, some guy says no. The whole thing about him even...he hasn't even been invited! But I just want to say there's two kinds of immunity this is what's important and this is what in fact let me play it here We're jumping ahead a little bit, but it's important. This is CNN trying to explain this immunity thing. President Trump facing new questions tonight on Michael Flynn. Flynn is offering to testify in exchange for immunity and the growing probe of Russia meddling in the 2016 election. The president took the unusual step of inserting himself in an ongoing investigation

39:55 saying on Twitter, Mike Flynn should ask for immunity in that this is a witch hunt. Excuse for big election loss by media and Dems of historic proportion. The immunity offer for Flynn was rebuffed by the Senate Intelligence Committee it all adds up to another head spinning moment at the White House considering what the president said about immunity last year on the campaign trail If you're not guilty of a crime why do you need immunity for? It was a frequent attack against his rival, Hillary Clinton. Did anybody ever see so many people get immunity? Everybody! After leading attacks of his own at the Republican convention... Yes that's right lock her up

40:34 Flynn had this to say about immunity. When you are given immunity that means you've probably committed a crime Okay, no I stopped right there No, I need to explain this Yeah, I want you to explain but i want to mention That particular clip of Flynn saying that you have to be commited a crime Everybody ran it as if it was a meme and talking point Every single show ran that clip And what they are talking about, what Michael Flynn was talking about... ...was something known as transactional immunity. Not use immunity which is what apparently was requested we don't know for sure but according to CNN it was

41:15 And when Cheryl Mills and others received immunity, they receive transactional immunity from the Department of Justice. That's very different than use immunity which is granted to you when you're in a congressional hearing which is very common because believe me when I heard this I'm like wow what's going on? Everyone thinks he's gonna be oh he's gonna bring down the presidency! What's happening?! So first of all, it's very common to receive use immunity in Congress in a hearing. And what that means is nothing that is said there can be used in prosecution so you cannot be prosecuted based upon things you said. It's political immunity really

41:57 and it does flow over into justice, but that's very different from immunity from the Department of Justice. It's two different things and that CNN couldn't or wouldn't or any of these jabronis couldn't or wouldn't pull that apart is a disservice. Disservice? The whole network is a disservice! Well that's true now... CNN I do have thank goodness a sane voice in the crowd he's back And he's now, I guess he's now allowed only on one network and one show. We're talking about Dr Stephen Cohen who of course is our Russian expert we believe this to be a real guy and wasn't he? He's the professor emeritus of which university? Of Russian studies Columbia. I think it was Columbia but he's also married to the woman who edits The Nation magazine who is a complete left-wing progressive so

42:51 He doesn't look that great anymore. And she hates the Russians supposedly or the magazine does, I don't know there's a lot of screwiness but we've always liked this guy because he's a straight shooter good analyst and he's got to rush it thing down. And here is on Tucker Carlson who edited out talking about the vast Russian conspiracy Do we know it's true? No And if you listen to the hearings at the Senate today, repeatedly it was said particularly by Senator Warner, the Democratic co-chair of the proceedings that Russia had hijacked our democracy. What he means is that Putin's direction had gone

43:32 into the Democratic National Committee's emails, which were embarrassing to Mrs. Clinton, given them to WikiLeaks. WikiLeaks then released them to damage Mrs. Clinton and put Trump in the White House. This is a very dramatic narrative and they're saying in Washington that this was an act of war. Let me repeat Tucker, they are saying this was an act of war so whether or not it's true is existential. Are we at war? I got interested in this, not because it's my expertise but because one of the things that i've studied for 40 years is Russian leadership. I've written biographies. I got interested in Putin and writing about Putin a long piece now so I looked into to see if it made sense that Putin could have or did do such a thing and I can find not one piece of factual evidence The only evidence ever presented

44:25 was a study hired by the Clintons, the DNC to... This is talking about Crowdfire now who are the only ones who actually saw any DNC hacks. Hired by the Clintons, the DNC, To do an examination of their computers They concluded the Russians did it. Their report has fallen apart. The question is why the FBI decided to use that private cyber, kind of private detective let's say as though the New York police department had decided for a murderer to hire a private detective. Why the FBI didn't do their own investigation? And that's all we have! When Clapper, the head of whatever it's called Director of National Intelligence signed that report in January technically he represents all 17 I'll bet you a dime to a nickel... You couldn't get- I've never heard this A dime..I'll bet you a dime to a nickel

45:24 That's that possibly is a it's a potential phrase for the Shays. I think we'll be putting it in the book Okay, 17. I'll bet you would dime to a nickel You couldn't get a guest on unprepared who could name 10 of them this figure 17 as bogus but the point is critical one agency that could conceivably have done a forensic examination on the democratic computers is the National Security Agency. We learned from Snowden, they're in your computer mine are e-phones. Yes. Our E phones?

46:01 I think i'm going to use that. They're in our e-phones, man! Social Security Agency... we learned from Snowden they are in your computer and mine, our e-phones. Everybody else who signed that report said they were highly confident The NSA said it was only moderately confident. You don't get married based on moderate confidence, you don't go to war with Russia... ...you don't stage this theater that's going on in Washington which could destroy a presidency But there is one other thing and let me leave you with this When they admit they have no evidence They fall back on something else which I think it very important They say Putin directed Russian propaganda at us

46:43 and helped elect Trump. I don't know about you, Tucker but i find that insulting because the premise they're putting out in Washington this hearing is that the American people are zombies or lambs that will fly...I'm mixing my metaphors any Judas goat anywhere Putin leads them. Wait what did he call it? A Judas goat? A Judas goat. What another phrase for the Shays? Lams, or lambs is my metaphor. Any Judas goat anywhere Putin leads them it's the premise of democracy that we're democratic citizens that we have a BS detector in us and we know how to use it No sorry professor this is where you stepped over the line no well he was thinking in the past

47:27 Yes, he is. In a land far far away. What's a Judas goat? I never heard of it... Did Judas bring a goat?! I don't remember what it means but you look at Wikipedia and find this very famous phrase. Okay, consult the book of knowledge. Judas goat is a trained goat used in general animal herding The Judas goat is trained to associate with sheep or cattle leading them to a specific destination usually... The death bed! Slaughter! Oh while its own life is spared mind you Of course Yeah it's Judas, Judas Goat Judas Goat I have one quickie here just uh

48:10 to finalize it roger stone um who took quite a beating from bill maher uh he explains what's really going on and you're on their side how i'm not on their side i'm that i'm a patriotic american i forgot okay uh he's an asshole as you know he's basically saying you're on the russian side is what he said this is this is the way he treats a guest yeah Yeah, exactly. And that's what he does.

49:09 And they lost. That's what this is really about. Well, actually they won but yes by the electoral college thing I agree. Let's keep that meme in play. What? Let's keep that meme in play Yeah no actually yeah he lost There you go. That was your weekend F Russia report everybody Well, I want to back go back to the beginning of their report and put the preface on it All right Which is the two reports that came out of CBS which is which is a compendium Oh CBS as a companion all the propaganda Put together in a package that they used to keep us all up to date. So let's beautiful this Broadcasting system yes what you've heard from us

49:53 is two guys who are analysts doing this reporting. Here's what the pros, by I mean pros I mean the professional propagandists. This is their report. This Russia hacking update CBS. There are three parallel investigations into the Russian attempt to sway the election one by the FBI The House investigation that Major just mentioned and another by the Senate Intelligence Committee The Senate hearing today opened a window on what the Russians have been hiding, and Jeff Pagais is following that. This Russian propaganda on steroids was designed to poison the national conversation in America. Top Democrat Mark Warner and the rest of the Senate Intelligence Committee heard details today about Russia's vast information warfare campaign, which involves at least 15,000 operatives worldwide writing and spreading false news stories and conspiracy theories online when as I said The effort goes back years and often starts with Russian backgrounds

50:56 media. The ongoing campaign has targeted President Trump himself, former FBI Special Agent Clint Watts. I can tell you right now today accounts tweet at President Trump during high volumes when they know he's online and they push conspiracy theories Many of the fake news stories begin with real events. Last... I can't get over that, hold on a second So the way it works is you have the Russians are ready finger on the trigger and the military... What? 15,000 operatives. Yes! 15,000 Ruski operatives are sitting there with their finger on the trigger The moment Trump starts to tweet they tweet him because they know he will go oh wow new information New shit has come to light

51:44 Here's what's really funny about this, because we all know if we follow the Trump thing. Trump tweets anything there is like 10 thousand responses instantly that he hasn't got time to look at any one of them! Of course not He's not looking at these responses because you can go, hey why don't you tweet Trump and tell him something to see what he says. Yeah that'll work. He won't say anything! That'll work. The fake news stories begin with real events Last August during an active shooter scare in New York's JFK airport Watts says Russian fake news writers added to the panic We watched social media trolls and grey outlets pump fake stories out which ramped up that fear

52:24 The Russians also tried to manipulate a protest at the US military base in Turkey into a major terrorist attack. And tried to sow unrest in the U.S by inflaming protests such as Occupy Wall Street and the Black Lives Matter movement. What?! That's what I said when he said that. And also, where is the Black Lives Matter movement? What happened to it? It fell off the radar entirely! It's gone! But... well that's because the Russians aren't boosting them. Oh okay. And Occupy Wall Street and the Russians are you kidding me?! Wow That's pretty weird. The Russians also use sophisticated hacking like that of the Democratic National Committee Yes, password! Cyber security expert Kevin Mandia says they stole much more than what has been released on websites like WikiLeaks and Gooseber 2.0 This is news, this is new information This is the new meme Oh they stole more? Ah And I think it was Warner or one of these guys said apparently Apparently

53:26 They only released about 1% and the Russians have the other 99% of this stuff that was in a DNC server. Figure out the trigger, ready to release whenever it's necessary. much more than what has been released on websites like Wikileaks and Guccifer 2.0 What we've seen publicly release is probably under 1% of what we'd attribute to the Russian government stealing And the hacking continues Republican Senator and former presidential candidate Marco Rubio Within the last 24 hours at 1045 a.m yesterday

54:02 A second attempt was made again against former members of my presidential campaign team who had access to our internal information. Again, targeted from an IP address from an unknown location in Russia." Again, an IP address at unknown location... Now you have to notice that when YOU did the Rubio clip it was started and ended with ridicule for the stupidity of the clip. CBS takes the clip as more proof. Yeah, let's roll it back. There are your two dimensions. Yes What we've seen publicly released is probably under 1% of what we'd attribute to the Russian government stealing And that hacking continues Republican Senator and former presidential candidate Marco Rubio So that is not hacking

54:50 port scanning but okay within the last 24 hours at 10 45 a.m yesterday A second attempt was made again against former members of my presidential campaign team who had access to our internal information Again targeted from an IP address from an unknown location in Russia Watts also told Congress the Russians may now be trying to cover their tracks There have been a series of arrests in Russia of cyber security officials and a number of mysterious deaths I'm so tired of this now. Yeah, there's part two which is kind of kind of who is the one that was the real what?

55:29 It's like, I mean you just heard what the setup was. Now all of a sudden these hackers are, these 15 thousand operatives are being killed one by one so they don't spill the beans on this horrible effort by the Russians. A trail of dead bodies is what i heard. A trail of dead bodies? Now listen to this! Follow the trail of dead russians there have been more dead russian in the past three months that are tied to this investigation who have assets and banks all over the world Today, Russian President Vladimir Putin denied that Moscow meddled in the election. Scottie stole a phrase that was made famous by the first president Bush replying to an interviewer read my lips no Jeff Begay's in our Washington newsroom trail of dead Russians yeah brother this story is not getting better I don't know what Hollywood man Holly with someone's writing this this now I'm thinking this has written

56:27 When you get the trail of dead Russians. The dead Russians is the best. Hey, when is the Americans coming back? It's about time for maybe it's a little PR on this side. Is it already back yeah? Might be but it's not on CBS so that wouldn't be one of the reasons although they probably own them its Viacom I guess now just to one last clip that have on this uh just kind Maybe soften it a little bit. This is the PBS report this PBS rundown background of the Trump investigation and at least they put into one little factoid which I think is I Think they could leverage this a little better It's one of these things like I want to talk about later on the show, which is I? think that the dimension B people are gonna go after Trump being a big fat guy and

57:13 Wow, body shaming makes nothing but sense. They're going to start body shaming knowing it's going to cause trouble and I think it will backfire but this is an example...this one here brings in the one factoid that the mainstream guys, the big networks don't know what to do with which is de facto that Clinton and what you brought up earlier which is Clinton had her Clintonese as tech experts out there doing all the same kind of thing although we're actually doing it. There's no real evidence that Russians are doing anything but were actually doing because that's what we do and they tried to mess with a 2011 election of Putin. Aha! You remind us where did all

57:52 all this come from? What was the origin of Russia's interest in our elections. Let's start with 2011, that is when Hillary Clinton then Secretary of State spoke out criticizing Russian elections. Vladimir Putin President of Russia then reacted saying she was interfering and helping protesters and she was trying to have impact on the Russian election. Then we can flash forward to last summer that is when FBI became aware hacking into Democratic National Committee Then to October, then we have a conclusion from the director of national intelligence that Russian officials were in fact trying to interfere with our election. And then just this month, we heard from FBI Director Comey about their investigation making this rare public statement. The FBI as part of our counterintelligence mission is investigating the Russian government's efforts to interfere in the 2016 presidential election

58:46 And that includes investigating the nature of any links between individuals associated with the Trump campaign and the Russian government. A very rare statement in the middle of an investigation, bottom line Judy we know that our intelligence on US side has concluded that Russia tried to interfere with the election and that includes now they are investigating things like trying to send fake news to particular states like Michigan and Pennsylvania. Wow! It's the same freaking talking points except she forgot Minnesota Unbelievable yes they're so sophisticated it's called geo-targeting you stupid moron, it's geo targeting

59:27 But it's gotta be ads. How do you geotarget your blog? It can only be if you have an ad or something. Somebody has to come to the blog to begin with! You can geotarget email... The whole thing is bullcrap, okay? It's bullcrap but here's the thing that I think is a dilemma The Clinton mess with the Russians in 2011 is a good reason that Putin would try to do something. Of course, he was pissed off about it! But you can't use the talking point there because you're saying well we this is what we do all the time because then it's kind of waters down your argument that these are bad people for doing what we do I pulled three clips about the techno experts I'm not sure what they are little listen this is from the past

1:00:09 Let me see, this is Syria. This is from 2011. A law student tells me that many female demonstrators are raped by security forces. A journalism student shows me the laptop he uses to transmit videos He works with a team of 10 other videographers who record demonstrations with cameras hidden in their clothing And they are always aware that their videos could be used against them. He says, we deliberately film crowds from a distance so individuals can't be recognized or arrested

1:00:46 Activists say they also use encryption software provided by the US State Department that prevents the Syrian government from tracking the video source. Okay, then we have Newland... Let's see what did Vicky have to say? On the support dating back I think it's almost two years now. There was support when Ambassador Ford was still there and he would go out to meet with the local coordinating committees, the DRL was running programs that not Syria specific but Middle East generally around the Middle East

1:01:23 in which there was some kind of tech support that was offered to various opposition groups, people who were involved politically in not just Syria but other countries. And I'm wondering did— OK then we have this. Let's see what this is? Our next question comes from our Farsi feed at USA Darfarsi It's a two-part question from at Amin LV. Ask State, Iran is about to cut off the internet. What's the status of the suitcase internet? Oh remember that John, the suitcase internet? Yeah Internet in a Suitcase was what it was called. Internet in a Suitcase And what does US procedure on the new threat to the U.S Navy I assume you mean Amin Alvi, the threats that the Iranian government has been making To US freedom of navigation and the Straits of Hormuz

1:02:24 OK, that's boring. Let me find this last one here. Yeah it certainly did what the American military intelligence can do is forge the watermarks or certification if you will of official Al Qaeda postings because they don't want people going online and pretending to be them but you know American cyber technology is so advanced that they can have a near perfect recreation of an al-Qaeda message or of a Russian hacking attempt and what they're doing from time to time is going on to jihadi websites and posting conflicting and contradictory... So you get the idea. Yeah, we're the ones who do all this stuff including the Russian thing I'm sure! I think i'll play this at the end of the show let me see.

1:03:12 Techno experts remember that she had her whole yeah, it's a good one. Yeah, okay? Well play well you and you should remember the internet in the suitcase was I would say I don't know how many terabytes they were using but they were running a an Appliances it's more or less like the YouTube appliance said people is piece put on their bond there right on them yet Netflix lines some box Netflix applies on a YouTube has won at Netflix has won Proxy a buffer cash It's a huge cache. Yeah, it's like bigly they have one over here at Sonic Sonic Scout when it's like I talked to Dane about it and he's some out of X number of terabytes and is all the most popular movies that stream right away Of course yeah, so boom you go right there Can't do the rest and yes clip here another 40 seconds. Yeah play it might be fun things like trying to send fake news

1:04:04 to particular states like Michigan and Pennsylvania. The biggest question now seems to be was the Trump, were any Trump associates any Trump campaign officials involved? Did they know about this did they collude with Russia at all?" And John what is known about any links any connections between Trump's campaign and Russian officials it is a spider web Judy you've got campaign officials who either have You know, they still haven't gotten Carter Page. He's mentioned everywhere but no one has come out with anything I don't even know who the guy is

1:04:50 I didn't know, I still don't know who the guy is. His name keeps cropping up Oh he's a campaign advisor What did he advise on what kind of cola to buy? Now you know RC Cola is actually better? Just beyond me. But maybe it was the coordinator with the Russians that would be it The guy seems like a dimwit Well, then I should probably just get into a little bit of my beat here for a moment. It takes us into our next segment This is from The View That's not gonna work when they check their pocketbooks when they have to pay for stuff when their health care costs go up or down his test the test of President Trump is going to be whether his policy helps people or not And if it does not then people are gonna vote him out It's gonna take awhile before that case hasn't kicked in by that time God knows what he'll do

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1:17:03 Thanks, Rob And there's a direct link in the show notes under the PR section. What's the date April 25th 630 p.m.. New York City and Thank you very much producer Nick Hampshire my dear sir He says please accept this humble submission until our current administration fixes their RSS feeds and he created RSS feeds of the whitehouse.gov website for me for everybody really Which is fantastic. But you put them in the show notes? It's in the show notes, of course it's W-H. Dynamite! I mean this is yeah... We're doing patriotic work here and that's how I can tell you the following. And maybe those boneheads in The White House can take a look at this and just say oh why don't we do this when we just take this. Exactly that's what they should do

1:17:54 That's what they should do. So we have some... It's like to see something, say something! We offered it to the government. Yeah royalty free. I have to say something about that in a minute but first let me tell you the four proclamations of interest of note April is a very important month in 2017 and the way these proclamations work is they're usually set up for some political agenda. So um it is cancer control month The creativity and commitment of America's incredible medical research and healthcare communities have made the United States the biomedical innovation capital of the world. In particular, American innovators have made groundbreaking advances in cancer research these innovations help drive declining rates of cancer mortality more work to be done blahdy-blahdy-blah okay? Then we also have National Child Abuse Prevention Month that means maybe will be getting some pedo bears

1:18:52 As we observe National Child Abuse Prevention Month, we renew our commitment to stop child abuse before it begins. Okay? Then we have National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month... There's a lot of sexual stuff going on here. Yes! Sexy month According to the Department of Justice, the President writes, on average there are more than 300 thousand instances of rape or other sexual assault that afflict our neighbors and loved ones every year Behind those painful statistics are real people. Yes, okay? So we got that and then finally and this is an interesting one National Financial Capability Month I can't wait to see what's gonna come out Relating does that even mean well it's a proclamation you're gonna balance a checkbook the ability of Americans to plan save And invest is vital to their building wealth in pursuing the American dream

1:19:45 One of my first actions as president was to issue an executive order entitled core principles for regulating the United States financial system. And his first core principle is that financial regulation should empower Americans to make independent financial decisions and informed choices in the marketplace, save for retirement." Oh this is a buildup. This is a build up. Hey you gotta save yourself because you're not gonna have any government safety net. Yeah I think you might be right but it's not going to work. No. And just getting back to the if-you-see something say something for a moment... There is a podcast, let me see if I can find this now. It's called the Whale Vomit Podcast in the UK. A bunch of millennials

1:21:05 Like, the only people who don't like it are... It's a couple of kind of essentially petty bourgeois out-of-party bureaucrats who were disgusted by the proletarians who were genuinely benefiting from this society. And they want freedom and art and they want to feel things deeply. And it's the same old boring petty bourgeois complaint that has existed throughout history except this time in 1984 what they do is take these idiot romantics and then shoot them in the back of their heads which is correct! What?! Yes Yeah, this is trickling over. The meme is bourgeois or bougie. Bougie is what they say. Bougie's not a new term it was in the 60s they used quite a bit Sure but its now back to millenials who are using it It's bougie That's the term Oh that's really bougie This thinking hasn't cropped up over here that I can see What? The bougie stuff Right Oh it's all over Austin Well Because Austin is the epitome of bougie

1:22:03 So they shoot him in the back of the head? What is this guy thinking? Yeah, these people are nuts. That is really a bad clip. I'm sorry! Well...I'll do you one worse This is Shelly Haridan A YouTuber And when I saw this clip, it's under a minute so we'll listen to the clip first. I realized all of sudden something that I think important that is going on here. Shelly identifies as a girl is wearing a kind of Swedish like no pippy long stocking although not red but blonde with braids long blonde braids and Shelley I think Shelley

1:22:51 Gender may be female, but I'm pretty sure Shelly's sex is male. And this is about the safety pin movement. Hi kids, it's me Shelly Carradine and you might be wondering why do I have the safety pins on today? Well there is a really important movement going on right now ever since Donald Trump became elected we started the Safety Pin Movement We have our safety pins today to teach people that its okay to be a woman, a person of color, a trans all other types of people. So you may have seen your classmates in the hallways with safety pins on and that's just what it means, it means that they are LGBT inclusive they're not racist or sexist so you can come... You can feel comfortable coming forward to those kids okay?

1:23:44 So, it's a short one today but I just wanted to make you guys more aware of the safety pin movement and what it means to me. So, I'll see you guys later! Alrighty! It dawned on me what may be going on here... This is clearly a white young man And when you hear the safety pin movement, people of color, trans, lesbian everything but a white guy. There's a distinct possibility that young white men are in school thinking crap I'm the enemy maybe I should be girl. That's funny to say that because I was thinking something similar but it wasn't well thought out enough for me to bring it up on this show

1:24:31 But yeah, I think we may be on to something. And kids are impressive! The messaging is pretty... Straightforward, it's like you know white especially older by the way which would include both of us. Yes older white right is really bad Yeah So you only have bad things to look forward to because you know You're gonna grow older I mean I'm not saying that this is in everybody's case Of course But I think it would wait if you know that I feel it I feel like the enemy It doesn't bother me because I'm old enough. I don't care you can hate me all you want yeah, I don't give a crap at my age screw ya now I'm learning from the best

1:25:13 But it certainly can't help, you know if you're feeling suppressed. Well I think it's encouraged. I don't think it's an over defensive move. I think it's actually pushed as an agenda is being pushed on people and they get told every time that's a Pavlovian because every time they move in that direction a little more they get more...I'm gonna wear dress today oh that's great! Right? No, it's not great. Yeah It is not great Tina was pretty offended by the way by the whole person friend thing It's like no way are you calling me a person friend? Oh yeah good unless he was offended we do our shows did one of our goals is to offend you Yes do offend Tina that would be it

1:26:12 Hey, big news though John. Super big news! Well I got a little break and want to take a little break. We didn't go to the big news just a little entremont this is like just...I was watching The Today Show the other day and i finally found a clip from The Today Show that summarizes today's show in such a way that it was just like THAT'S exactly what this show is all about That's right guys, get ready to conga! The world's largest conga line on ice. A new Guinness World Records will find after these messages. The biggest conga line ever yeah that's about it Now we recall we had the Ebola scare

1:26:58 And it was very short-lived because everyone was supposed to die and Africa was going to just wither up and melt. Strangely, we could not really find any evidence of people dying of Zika except for kids walking around they see the camera that lie on the ground... Remember that? Oh! And the kid lies on the ground. It was a lot of fakery going on then of course it was solved I was like, oh it looks like a well good work everybody. But we had this $1.9 billion that we had promised to all these different organizations. A lot of it was going 800 million going to the National Institute of Health but there was 3 million going to the Dutch Army. There was just tons of money going everywhere and- Yeah there's only Ebola money they couldn't get recover. Right yeah and the UK owed half a billion

1:27:52 In fees for this because everyone said oh, we'll all pitch in but then of course when it went away It was like well. We don't really want to give a half a billion dollars if it's over no no No But we have Zika we got Zika Zika is the problem now Zika Zika Zika Zika Because you know well actually we have We had a jingle there we go yeah Oh Zika, oh baby with a little bitty head with that baby with a small head They're gonna have to make a little head you watch Zika, zika, zika, zika, zika. Yeah! Where's the money? 1.9 billion dollars. Zika, zika, zika, zika, zika. Yeah! Where is the money? Let's have it now! Zika, zika, zika, zika... So that was what they came up with. Oh, Zika microcephaly and of course we did have I think one example of a small head in Florida but NPR tells us hmmm didn't turn out the way we expected In 2015 Brazil had a massive outbreak of Zika and with it came a surge in birth defects

1:28:56 Thousands of babies were born with very small heads or microcephaly. So when Brazil had another outbreak of Zika in 2016, scientists expected another surge in microcephaly but Chris Dye at the World Health Organization says that never happened We predicted over a thousand cases of microcephaly when in fact we had less than 100 I mean the difference between 2015 and 2016 is actually quite Dramatic, isn't it? It's spectacular. So this is a huge discrepancy. Dai and his colleagues say in the New England Journal of Medicine that it's unclear why but one possibility is that researchers overestimated the number of Zika cases in Brazil last year. That the virus wasn't as big of a problem as they thought But how can you argue science?! so microcephaly wasn't as bad. That's what Dai thinks

1:29:49 But Albert Koh at Yale University says there's another possibility. Zika may not be working alone, instead another infection may make zika worse and increase the risk of microcephaly in particular Koh is concerned about a virus called dengue which is common in Brazil Really? We're going back to dengue fever now. Oh, get ready for your vaccines. This prior exposure to dengue may actually enhance or promote the risk of birth defects. Co is investigating this possibility right now and if it turns out to be true then the global threat posed by Zika might be less dire Is that 10 times what you normally get It's about ten times what we normally get

1:30:33 Zika, zika, zika. And of course they will not even bring into the conversation pesticides which was associated with microencephaly that first time around I believe some of those pesticides that were blamed if they were considered as a possibility they would have been pulled and different pesticide may have been used or none and so the cases go way down But why don't you even mention this as a possibility? The likelihood of the birth defect from some screwball pesticide that's not well controlled seems a lot more likely than a disease that has been around forever. Well, I'm just looking through the clips we've done over the past years about Zika

1:31:25 And I mean we were talking about this kind of stuff. Worrying, isn't it? Well we knew that this could be in bodily fluids other than blood. That's been shown because it has been sexually transmitted. Remember that? Oh yeah! Sexually transmitted disease now... You guys are all full of crap and here is proof Get your story straight The No Agenda show doesn't forget We're like elephants We have a big library And we do It just you know Will anyone say oh well that was a big scam Of course not

1:32:11 But it was. It was on the same, we started with these scam diseases with the swine flu and curiously here's what's interesting so I was doing some research and there's a let me just dig through the pile uh swine flu is is really a problem right now and it's not being helped at all. H1N1 mutating in India, for example. According to researchers at the National Institute of Technology samples of h1n1 swine flu strain currently savaging India indicate that the strain may have mutated become more infectious and dangerous. This thing holds 1700 deaths which i believe is more than Ebola produced. Oh totally

1:33:06 It goes on and it's apparent, and this is in not just India but some other parts. I see there's another one disease oh yeah here it is this isn't July 12 2016 disease daily. Over 1,000 deaths from eight... This is just a couple months ago H1N1 outbreak in Brazil as of July 21st there's 1233 deaths linked The thing is you can't create new marketing materials because we already did all of that for this disease and so there's no money to be made by resurrecting it We already have all the promotional materials and we're not gonna get paid to make new ones

1:33:49 That would be what they'd be saying in the boardrooms. Yes, St Louis University predicts as of March 28th Saint Louis will be a Zika hotspot. Are they looking for some federal money? What are they doing? No it's not spreading... St Louis... And North Korea according to The Independent accuses the United States of spreading Ebola and choosing Africa as a bioweapon testing ground That's probably more likely than the real story. That story is which of course has gone around for a while and we discussed his possibility in what showed during that Ebola moment, and it's believed by the same people that would push that out there that the Ebola was developed at that same laboratory in Bethesda. Yes yes yes yes yes. That's where AIDS was developed yep

1:34:42 So, and there's similarities between the two diseases. And the idea was because this all... I'm just rebriefing everybody. The idea was that back in the 1970s and there's plenty of documentation to find this information out. In the 70s during the Ehrlich Population Bomb we're all gonna die by the year 2000 because it has too many people who can't feed them all so we have to kill them! And so there were all these ways- To kill them? There's all these ways to kill them and if you look back at the literature in the 70s, Africa was seen as one of the big problems because they were reproducing way too fast in Africa. And we had to do something about it- That's why we gave them AIDS virus! So we gave him AIDS and Ebola... Yeah To kill them off It's a double tap That is the basic thesis of this sort of thinking I want to make sure it works but it didn't

1:35:37 No, of course not. The White House today will become the Blue House to mark World Autism Awareness Day Sweaty Sean said the president is keeping a promise by doing this to the late wife of his friend Bob Wright. He said he would illuminate the White House in blue if he won the election, Bob Wright's wife Suzanne founded the advocacy group Autism Speaks in 2005 The organization uses the color blue and its logo she died in 2016 And of course ABC News immediately I don't have a clip sadly but they came right out immediately and said well Uh, very nice that the White House will participate in World Autism Day on Sunday by shining a blue light on the building. This tribute however is a stark reminder that President Trump is the source of considerable misinformation about autism. Trump has said that vaccines cause autism and there you go. We're off to the races. And we're off to the races yeah we're off to the races of course because it's crazy just crazy we're all nutso

1:36:40 Now, here's a good clip. This is the... because I think that Dimension B is definitely thinking they're going to find something with this Russian thing and Trump's gonna get impeached. Maxine Waters has been on this of course she's pushing it the most and Rob Reiner Don't tell me you have a Maxine Waters clip? No! I wish. I have a Rob Reiner clip Okay, well get to Rob Reiner after you play this. I just want to put this down as a salvo To let Pence know that he is important and a good guy He's a good guy even though he's a Dominionist but they don't want to talk about that But he's a good guy and he'd be a really good president because just listen to this Pence clip on the Today Show

1:37:27 But it isn't just any trending because we got Craig, we got Dylan Dreyer and Maria Schreiber! We've got a good talker at the top here. The Washington Post recently did a profile piece on Karen Pence, the Vice President's wife and it really started a great discussion in our newsroom people we learned that Mike Pence has a policy, you know he and his wife in the years now here's his own personal policy. He says he doesn't dine alone with the woman unless his wife is there and it really got yeah I got a lot of us talking in the newsroom, you know is that what do you think about policies you think that's why some policy that might have to be all on board with make sense like I don't know if I would I would ask my husband to have that policy but I think it's like

1:38:13 I don't know. Why wouldn't you have dinner with... I mean, from his point of view the easiest way to resist temptation is to avoid it not to say that vice versa. Yeah, I'm not assuming. Let's just because men and women can't be just friends it goes back to that whole thing. You know what? We're not going to have dinner. Yes exactly! We're done. We are having a dinner. I like them to come. You could see him making her wife uncomfortable. to eat with another woman, not because... What if the wife knows the woman? Then it's okay. I don't know, but I think that-I'm not- I don't come down either side of it but I do think its interesting. I had a friend whose father told him when he got married you know, I'm gonna give you piece of advice Don't get yourself in that situation. Don't let yourself even get into a situation where your tempted and then you'll be in good shape. I think thats what behind that

1:39:02 Yeah, I found this to be an interesting... It sounds like a hen house. Yes it's an interesting revelation actually i have a Colbert monologue clip about this. Hey listen can we take a break? Can we get a break from Trump please? Let's talk about someone who has no power in Washington Mike Pence The Washington Post just did a profile of Mike and Mrs. Mike, and they have evidently pretty solid thing going on because Pence never eats alone with the woman other than his wife that can only mean one thing Mike Pence is such an out-of-control force 5 bone cane but he has to be monitored by Karen Pence at all times One Amstel light and he's dry humping the bread baskets okay

1:39:56 Oh, there's snow on the roof but there is a fire in the furnace. Pence also won't attend events featuring alcohol without his wife by his side He is so naughty if you left him alone with a bottle of whiskey he might try to have sex with it And Jim Beam and Jack Daniels are both dudes and he's not into that scene Alright? He has to pray away the Mount Gay Here's the thing that I don't understand. Why is it okay to mock... This obviously has religious tendencies and background, why is it okay to mock that? But when certain Muslim women are forced to cover up and certainly alcohol was forboden then we have to respect Islam, we have to respect it!

1:40:45 I don't understand. This is a huge double standard It's outrageous and the end of in Colbert is just out of control with that little does he have any ratings? Does anyone watch yes, oh really this is the problem? Machine when you started doing when he started doing Trump trashing yeah Which is pretty much all he does yeah with even with his guests Yeah, it's rating skyrocketed to number one Oh Wow Yes, I mean it's all dimension B people and the curious yeah of course But there you know many of them like to would they watch late night in he should be he's been beating Fallon. Yeah, that's unbelievable Wow Fowler must be beside himself balance very and then felon I think is fell on and Kimmel both are very They do enough Trump bash if they'd do a joke or two but but it's not just non-stop

1:41:40 And that's what I guess the audience, the late night audience is looking for because they've all moved over to Colbert so he's feeling his oats. Well Tavis Smiley was over there on the PBS and he had the Reiners on both Rob and Carl it's a double trouble two barrels! You want to hear some Dimension B? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Best all dimension be. So what do you make of the art of the deal that he did last week on health care? Beautiful huh! Smooth as glass just worked out perfectly didn't it He's working very hard now to take away everything from poor people so that rich people can get a tax break That's very good This is this is the most scary time in our country in terms of leadership we have a person who has

1:42:32 clearly mentally unstable, who has no understanding of government or policy. Has no desire to know about it is an egomaniac and as a pathological liar. Bingo boom shakalaka! I mean it's really scary what's happening in this country. And to go from having the smartest president we've had since way back to this guy is like crazy. It's nuts I mean, I feel so sorry Obama! I can't believe how he must feel today but the minute they start you know putting somebody like Judge Gorsuch...I'm not saying he's not qualified or I'm not saying he's not a great jurist or whatever i don't agree with him on on a lot of things whenever someone says that and I hear this a lot well I don't agree with him on a lot of things

1:43:20 I tend to say, like what? Like what. But that's not right that a president should have that right. That's exactly it by the way. Smiley should have done that right there. Should've done that right there yeah. She said well don't you agree with him on... Yeah well a lot of things. Call them out! A lot of things. A great jurist or whatever i don't agree with him on a lot of things But that's not what even left a breath pause smiley could have come in easily right very easy President should have that right who could be illegitimate and also it could be doing Have done things that are illegal and that on top of the Congress who wouldn't give the last guy hearing well That's another conversation all together. Yeah, and that to me is all about

1:44:02 I hate to say it, it's all about Obama not wanting to give him anything. And we were talking about this before we came on the air This is like... Which means that wasn't supposed to be on the air but okay Before we came on the air This is like all of these feelings that have been submerged for such a long time in this country Have been unleashed In terms of racism And all of the feelings that they had about not feeling Obama was legitimate, because he wasn't born in America. All of that is about delegitimizing an African American person and everything that's followed from that we're not going to let him have anything when I'll let him have... We won't let them out! He's my legitimate president and so that's what it has done and unfortunately they're continuing. And how come there wasn't resolve when Romney ran? Yeah

1:44:56 Romney was white? Yeah, well he wasn't a racist. I'm sorry racist we wouldn't say that anymore He wasn't racist only Trump is racist. Well you know that Don't pretend you don't. Yeah, I'm sorry i missed that. No no i'm sorry glad i missed it yeah you should be glad uh you know smiley has put himself in a kind of a bind because he can't really be anything other than anti-trump He has to be on board yeah? Yeah because he's a hollywood celebrity pretty much um why didn't go do larry king Because he's you know he just but he's just a hardline democrat from the get-go yes

1:45:40 Is Roosevelt running for a fifth term? Vote him in. Here's an outside piece of information. This clip is cosmetic surgery in China Thank you for joining us. Now, you work at the front line what do you see as the reason behind this boom in plastic surgery and when patients come to you what do they seek most? I think there are two main reasons The first one is that we all know that Chinese people are living a better life currently so when the basic life demands have been satisfied they would love to look younger and look better

1:46:16 live a better life and that's the main reason. And they can afford that, and the second reason I think is due to the huge huge competition pressure nowadays in the job market there are more and more college graduates came to my clinic and said that they're so competitive with get a job position so look for the cosmetic procedures to make themselves. Do they feel like being more attractive makes them more competitive? Yeah, they feel more confident. And then from the report we mentioned earlier we see that there's little or no regard for regulations only one in 300 beauty clubs or beauty spots are licensed I mean that's incredible how should the government step in well I think there are

1:46:54 There may be three issues that the government could help to regulate the market. The first one is about certificate, we need a certification of all the cosmetic surgeons actually and as you mentioned they use only five days to train people who didn't have any medical background to be the cosmetic surgeons that's ridiculous so... So, apparently the Chinese wants to get some money. The first thing they're going for especially the new college grads you have to imagine that I mean in our country we do have a lot of women getting breast implants... We have men getting breast implants! Well there's that

1:47:40 And it's a booming business, there is no doubt about it. But its odd that the Chinese and the thing is only 0.3% of all the cosmetic surgeons in China which is less than 1%, have any medical training they're just attacking people left and right. It's very... I'm listening to more Chinese news and this stuff I am getting is all this crazy stuff It's like that and there said this the Chinese are doing to Serbia what they did to Africa, which is another thing going on. Yeah, it's not discussed much and it's just I had to stay in the thing as a can't get many good clips. I mean does it come out? Well you don't always have to get clips but that is... But I do learn a lot! I learned about new emails from the CDC, The Center for Disease Control revealed that the CDC suspected the origin of

1:48:35 cholera outbreak in Haiti was indeed, came from the UN peacekeepers. But what's more troubling is that they knew this before it was even reported and it appears that the Clintons were complicit in covering this news up The cholera outbreak occurred less than a year after Haiti was devastated by a massive earthquake that killed over 100,000 people. The United States was already deeply involved in Haiti and reading from the Observer and funding an important election in the country which...and funding an important election in the country which the United States has been criticized for repeatedly yes In 2011 Hillary Clinton flew to Haiti as Secretary of State and insisted that the current president of Haiti step down in favor of the US-backed candidates Sweet and Mickey Martelly

1:49:28 Bill Clinton was selected to serve as Haiti's special envoy for the United Nations, and his chief of staff was initially selected to serve as Martelly's prime minister. Officials at the CDC cast doubt as to the origin of the outbreak intentionally and refused to conduct any investigation to confirm its source. Meanwhile UN soldiers destroyed evidence before other scientists could investigate it The State Department under control of Hillary Clinton told Katz... This is who was Katz? that was the... I forgot who that was. U.S government has not taken a position on the validity of the underlying claims in this particular case, even though they absolutely knew it and there's more about Haiti and the Clintons this is very odd you remember Laura Silsby? No she was

1:50:20 the woman who took 33 children from Haiti and tried to smuggle them across the border. Oh right, try to smuggle them across the border for child sex slaves? Yeah she was actually incarcerated well no she served...she was in jail and she was convicted and the sentence was time spent already in jail why because if we know from the WikiLeaks emails that Clinton actively was working on her behalf to get her out of Haiti, to make sure she was okay. There's lots of emails from Huma Abedin and now guess where she showed up? By the way, she is no longer known as Laura Sillsby. She is now Laura Gallier G-A-L-Y-E-R And guess where she's working now? The Clinton Foundation? She's working at the Amber Alert Center. You know, when children go missing

1:51:16 I mean, talk about that. Talk about the Fox in the hen house. Jeez! That's creepy and you know there is this big meme about missing DC girls have you heard of this? Hashtag Missing DC Girls apparently there are 500 girls mainly African American girl missing in Washington D.C Yes, this is a major story. You know what? Although I'm totally convinced that there are all kinds of creepy pedophile pedosexual rings at work in government with elites...I think this is a bullcrap story because what I've not seen is crying moms where are the 500 parents

1:51:57 Uh, I'm not saying that's what you want to put on. That's what you use normally put on television is somebody crying. Yeah. So of course it was being said, Oh cover up there hushing it up. It's another pizza gate. Listen this shit really happens. It really does. But these are distractions. I don't think this has legs and wine and if it's really why not? Why doesn't the media pick up on nothing happens because it's really true but now I don't see any YouTube videos of any parents or anything You don't need to be on TV. Show me a YouTube video! Smartasses in the chatroom... So, I guess the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights. Oh that one guy? The one guy out in the middle of nowhere in his basement of a small house He has a flat No no they showed us how it's all okay before yeah maybe he had a flat before Maybe that's why they keep saying he's from London when he's not I think moved out of London then and he moved to this small house

1:52:58 And it's a dingy looking thing. But I guess his time is over because he's not playing ball anymore, let's play these two clips. Is Syrian Observatory for Human Rights open? Well we should mention that the Syrian observatory for human rights is not based in London as the federal foreign office thinks but in Coventry in the West Midlands It's run by Abdelrahman who works from his house there Now, that's the background. Now we have a Gayan Chichikhan piece. That's right everybody she is our star reporter for Russia today The one and only Gayan Chichikhan! Let me rock for you baby

1:53:48 All right, what do we have on deck here John? She's going to be talking about the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights and how Americans in particular especially our top people are top men. We're always citing them as a reason you know the reason these numbers are good but I guess i think he doesn't he's not getting paid off I don't know who is not giving him money now all of a sudden he's turning against saying oh that America blew up the mosque the Americans did this America said that and now they're all running from this guy. It's very funny."

1:54:30 The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights claims the coalition hit a school building which was being used as shelter for displaced families. It claims the strike killed over 30 civilians, we could not independently verify the claims Shortly after the reported incident, the Pentagon said even though the coalition had carried out strikes in the area it had quote no indication that an airstrike struck civilians near Raqqa as the Syrian observatory for human rights claims end quote Recently, U.S. officials have disputed other reports coming from the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights. In a separate incident earlier in March, the observatory said the US hit a mosque near Aleppo and killed mostly civilians.

1:55:10 said it wasn't a mosque, that it was a building near a mosque where an al-Qaeda meeting was taking place. Until recently US officials seemed to show a lot more trust in the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights when the source reported about actions by Russian and Syrian military Yes, it comes from some credible agencies like the World Health Organization. Like Doctors Without Borders and the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights We are aware of all the reporting especially by organizations like Amnesty International Air Wars The Center for Civilians in Conflict and the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights And we have developed relationships with a number of these organizations and look forward to working with them

1:55:50 We gotta start one of those. I think they get paid if you started relationships with them. I think the Trump administration came in and somebody, I don't know if it was Trump had anything to do with this, somebody said what are these checks for? Yeah...I don't know what do you think they're for? Just stop paying this. It's like we're throwing money away and boom, all of a sudden things change." Often referred to as the monitoring group, the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights is run by one man Rami Abdulrahman who is based in Coventry in the UK He claims to be getting information from various sources inside Syria His methods have been questioned in the past considering that various groups in Syria have various interests

1:56:37 Nonetheless, it had long been considered a reliable source by Western officials and media outlets for information about Russian and Syrian strikes in Syria. Now that the monitoring group reports about actions by the U.S.-led coalition, the officials challenge its claims. With Germany accused of playing a role in a strike which reportedly killed civilians in Syria, we hear a German official say that observatory sources on the ground may have their own agenda in reporting things in a certain way. Now this all began with a German report that started this ball rolling, that these guys are full of crap. Because the way it was presented, the Germans because they're part of the international criminal court system within the EU structure, they felt that the bombing of the mosque and this other place was a war crime. That's what again...they were involved in it!

1:57:29 So they're trying to back away from these numbers and they're following our lead in just denying that we did anything. And we don't really care one way or the other because we're not going to do anything, We don't care about the International Criminal Court that's for sure but the Germans do! And so we are gonna see the Germans kind of walk backwards on this They are helping us because this could be a problem and on top of that of course The EU, with this little back and forth that you showed at the beginning of the show where they're irked about us helping Brexit. And there'll be anything that's any alliance between any of the European countries and the United States is going to be scrutinized. I believe this also will mark the beginning of the end for NATO There's a big scandal going on right now in the EUs

1:58:24 particularly in the Council of Europe, which is not part of the European Union official parliament. It's just an organization And they focus on protecting human rights, democracy rule of law in Europe promoting European culture. It's an old order founded in 1949 47 member states But it although it does not make laws. It is very important They do a lot and they you know? It's like I should say the biggest think tank you could think you could believe then it's all about no nations No borders new world order right The Council of Europe

1:59:02 Plagued by caviar diplomacy read the headlines big corruption scandal involving payments running into millions of euros So these transfers came through banks in the Baltic shell companies based in the UK and the Marshall Islands And there's about three million euros being sent to money To the wife of an Italian politician. I mean, it's just it's completely corrupt Sure, I mean but really and it's an end. But it's people are seeing it which is good Yes, that's the good news but for the slaves of Europe we made a cartoon And I read even though you can't see the cartoon. I thought the EU cartoon about their global strategy

1:59:52 You know, this is... remember globalism. Globalists new world order their global strategy and they put that into a little animated short and I thought i'd play the audio for us Europe's foreign policy matters to you Yes! I am talking to you when Europe's region is unstable terrorist groups can spread our economies get weaker and many people around europe are forced to flee their homes A strong European foreign policy can help our region stability and provide Europeans with great opportunities. Entrepreneurs can expand their activities, our goods can be exported to new markets and we can keep enjoying the freedom to travel and learn

2:00:31 Isolation is not the answer to the challenges of our times. The European Union needs to engage outside our borders, working with our partners on common solutions to common challenges Our investments create new opportunities for growth We support human rights education and good governance And our servicemen are making our region more secure This is the union we are building with a global strategy for foreign and security policy. This is what Europe can achieve when we act together, the European way. You will obey. Yeah, I like how they slip in our service personnel. Oh your army your war machine you mean that you're building? Yeah the one they were trying to win there yeah they're going there let's face it.

2:01:36 Well, we do have a few people to thank for today's show. Um, um, nine or one seven and one seven. Now let's begin with finding the keyboard which I believe you're the only man I know who loses his keyboard several times a week. Yes well it's on the floor right where it belongs that's why that's why hang my pants up Luke Lucas Lundy took home a Washington $165 which is I guess it's the birthday call out. I hope David What is this costume? Osterbaum oesterbaum oesterbaum oesterbaum in Milwaukee, Wisconsin one two three four five he's gonna want to call out Taylor What is it for a man Furman? Furman out as a douchebag

2:02:30 And he wants someone to play them, get more national anthem. Not today is chock full and we'll do it soon. It's too much time. Some other time... It gets played! Paul Del Nunzio 120 honoring both birthdays He's 55 John 65 together as a speed limit times two donation that's why I came up with the number 120. Nice. Interesting. Lon Baker 100 Brian Longenecker 9116, looking for we got you Pastor Manning earlier. Dame of Linz in Manning Austria 808. She needs to be de-douche'd give it to her. You've been de-douched! John Maxwell 8008 another boob Brian Emerson 8008 and that's the end of our three

2:03:32 Theodore Hart, 69-69 with a happy birthday mentioned. Sirgotten Nate, 69-69 up in Sebastopol California. Barry Heckman 67-89 he does say you guys are great keep up the amazing work Sir inside jobs our friend in Seattle 6666 black knight mark hall 6569 and yes, I have our buddy Mark Hall That's not on the list. I don't think Margo no it's more call for who just happy birthday John oh I'm sorry. We thought was for somebody else Oh Ovo phobia is real yeah? No

2:04:17 Okay, I got it. Thank you sir Wayne a large lark home in Brisbane Queensland and these are all birthday donations But these are little bit different is 6565 Robert goosick of 6565 Sir Oops oops oops Sorry Sir what was that? I can't her blam Oh, I'm sorry. Sir Herb Lamb yes our buddy there 6533 anonymous and kill kill on BC near spasm 65 33 and now these are all $65 donations specific to the birthday And i want to thank each and every one by naming them in town Seth Griffin Griffin David Rome Roma gosa

2:05:08 in Metairie, Louisiana. James Moore in San Pablo California up the street from me Sam Goodwin in San Jose the great number three city of San Jose sorry Sam what I said earlier Sir Christoph the cantankerous 65 and he becomes a baronet today yeah so it's got a birthday thing on it happy birthday to me oh is my name on the birthday list? no Oh, that's great. Is Evan Mackey's name on the birthday list? No Well I would advise you put both of them on there Evan Mackey how old does Evan become? I don't know he is like 10 or something I don't know I have no idea Don't put that there because i dont' know what it is I can say ten or something just say happy birthday No just say Evan Mackey happy birthday That's Eric's son! I Know Well you'd think he would put his own son on the list He doesn't put his father-in law on the list I mean stepfather

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2:06:53 CR Douglas in Mesa, Arizona. Kevin Porter parts unknown Anthony Field 65 Kyle Nicolo in Hamilton Virginia Sir Z nonamous in Liverpool Merseyside UK Melissa Hodges in Oklahoma City She's a dame, I think. Yeah it could be Carl Haberger in Rochester New York dude named Mohammed or or but I should mention I had a dude named Mohammed I got some stuff want to play that let's take a break Do I have it? Do I have the ISO from, not the RTISO. No, I don't have it. Sorry. I got something- Yeah, but I have an RTISO. Oh yeah, but that's not what I'm thinking of is a little longer. I need it translated so I'm going to send it to dude named Mohamed and he's gonna... Assuming he speaks Arabic because he lives in Bahrain. Donald Wooten 65 Chris Widden

2:07:54 65. Nicholas, Nicholas Hanna in McCordsville Indiana is a lot of people and want to thank each and every one of them individually is this one. Heiko, Heiko Santima? Heiko Santama. Oh this is on the Netherlands sorry from Houten. Heiko Santama I was thinking he's Mexican or Japanese. The Dutch are definitely the Mexicans of Europe New Westminster, uh... BC. Nearest Fuzzum David Foley! Grand Duke? We need to get his number- his jingle or something I have his jingle! Jan LeClerc Luxembourg Hold on Dames Night's slaves producers and members of the channel Please direct your attention to the 4k telescreens for another donation from The Grand Duke David Foley And we need one for

2:08:57 of Sir Timothy, if I'm not mistaken. Nathan Craddock in Santa Clarita California. Zachary Gilbrecht in Cordova Tennessee and that would end our little well-wishers group of well wishers. I want to thank you, Sinead for coming on. You are loved Mr. Dvorak! You are loved. That's for sure. And onward with Michael... I'm sorry Jeffrey Anderson in Stewart Florida. Michael Giles in Madison Alabama

2:09:40 Barron Mark Tanner in Whittier, California 5533. Giles was 5973. Sir Tom Derry in DeForest Wisconsin 5500... 5973 is a ham it's five by nine 73s. Yes KC7TWW. Yeah 7 3s kilo-5 alpha Charlie Charlie Sir Tom Dary, Dery or Dary. It would probably be Derry in Wisconsin 5510. Sir Kevin Paint in Richmond Virginia is up to 5430 he's always 5432 Francisco Bonilla a 5014 and the following people are $50 He has an interesting go-go reality Rangers

2:10:25 Huh, so that's like we are the reality Rangers. I like it Yeah, it was like there, but with the the power rangers, but were go-go reality Rangers Oh, I get it yeah Maybe someone can do a jingle yes why Tyler shimph in Bothell Washington 50 that would be scintillating She's simp my boyhood friend Hans his name seems, so I wonder if there's a connection there Maybe it's not a lot of people Rozdilsky in Saskatoon. Sir Shane was Dilski Yes, sir Justin Barber in Los Angeles California Jared guests in Chicago Illinois honkey-tonk Willie and Anchorage Alaska and that's the last of our Well wishers Wow actually honkey-tongue really did send a funny note in let me see if I can find him while you're moving on could talk Willie Okay

2:11:23 Well, while you're doing that I got to note. Honky Tonk Willie also sent a book and something else...I forgot what else some other thing and closes another 50 and some blank oh boy he sent me a blank cassette for the Red Fox Project also about 100 episodes ago you talked about Quonset Hudson so he sent me a book that curiously i already have It's just a fluke, but I already have it. It's a book about Quonset huts. I'm sure it's written in an architectural bookstore and this I got to have riveting He says there's a lot of apparently there's a lot of them in Anchorage In fact the book was put together up there he says interesting The book fails to mention how widely reviled they are so despised in fact

2:12:13 I don't know why that is. I think he's right building codes for the municipality of Anchorage specifically forbids the erection of a Quonset hut Since some date, can't read it. Residential... You can use it for anything as always great podcast number 912 was absolutely fantastic. Oh nice. Honky Tonk Willie Thank you honky tonk I got a special karma request from Sir Ramsey Kane we always break for our nights of course gentlemen I've missed the past few shows is I've been all but bedridden by flare-up of a pretty serious genetic condition Yikes, we don't want this. No the issue is compounded by the fact that I haven't been able to afford health insurance since the passing of the Affordable Care Act

2:12:57 I'm really in a bad way here and respectfully request some pro bono karma for better health and clean CT scan. A thanks Obama thrown in at the end would be appropriate, the bastard as he says. I'd be very grateful as I know that no agenda karma works thank you for your courage and passion hail apple etc sir Ramsey Cain of course of course And we're very sorry to hear this so we will give you a nice heaping of Karma my friend You've got Karma It's your birthday, birthday. Oh no, not yet! And we say happy birthday to David Wilson turned 33 on April 1st Sam Goodwin says happy birthday to his mom also celebrated on April first Sir AJ Reistad Baron of Yellowstone in the Treasure Valley Happy Birthday to his daughter Katie she turns 10 today Jeffrey Anderson 64 today Mike Giles 38 Chris Wilson says happy birthday to a smoking hot other half and yummy mummy Kylie Harrison 50

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2:14:33 This is the one this is the one you wanted Is we are Thank You sisters who gave us some of them nights some of their days for the tide of change And we have Sir Christoph the Cantankerous who becomes a baronet today with his title change and Sir Dave Fugazotto becomes the Baron of Greater Kansas City. Gentlemen, congratulations this will be changed on our peerage map which you can find at itm.im slash peerage and then we have two knights in one dame coming up today John okay let me grab this thing very nice all right Beth Bradshaw Lucas Lundy and Tom Green step on

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2:16:16 Sir 920 of the 920 on the list, but he... The whole point was the guy wanted his email. His note read I got it Okay could you read that? Because he was Yeah sure He's been on the boarding pass plan now for apparently long enough to have exceeded Just by on the boarding This is a program we started a long time ago Exceeded requirement for knighthood And he's got the accounting Uhh.. I never did get the boarding The boarding passes have not gone out That's why Cause' we haven't filled the damn plane Yes He like it you can boy. You've done now he's a nightie and bore with the non-slaves He doesn't want to be with them I'd like to be dubs or 90 we just moved into our newly built home, so I'd appreciate a bit of home karma Yes And repurpose it as some job Karma for the slaves who need it if you could also throw in a bingo boom shark alike and catch you see The juice I get this is interesting to me again

2:17:07 this random thing with this random number to which we haven't heard can see that. Can you see the any of the juice clips? Yeah, for a while for months and months and now we have another one. You get a kick out of it quick shout out to fab from Linux Outlaws he originally hit me in the mouth years ago hope all is well I miss Elo and the go pens Go Love and Light OK I got his sequence He deserves it. You've got karma jobs Jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs There we go. Thank you very much. We Yeah, we are caught up indeed um I have a little clip here And I am for it's a rare moment But I think when I agree with you on something pretty big is

2:18:02 This is Shannon Pettypiece. Great name, Shannon Pettypiece. She's great name. She's from Bloomberg she's a reporter. Okay? Um... SHANNON! Doesn't she sound like she'd be hanging out with Daphne? Shannon Pettypiece! Hello Shannon yes- Oh yes yes uh Shannon, Shannon you're here where's Shannon? I don't know she's with Daphne This is regarding... The Muffie, have you seen Daphne? No she's with Shannon. This is regarding Obamacare. This what the finger-pointings look like. Everybody's blaming everybody else when you really bore down and look at the real facts how bad is it as bad as it appears I guess that's a question It's very bad in certain markets its doing pretty well on other markets

2:18:45 And I think these predictions of the Obamacare's death spiral from the reporting that I've done are greatly exaggerating the problem. Yes, there are certain markets and there are certain people who are not doing well under this law but there are others who are doing quite well and to characterize this as a death spiral, I think next year at this time there will be people who are just fine whose health insurance premium have gone up some but who have not faced this catastrophic situation. Are their band-aids to make this work so it is not going to explode? I think the solution is going to be something that Republicans really don't want to hear, which is more subsidies and more regulation. A bigger carrot and a bigger stick if the penalty went up for people who don't buy insurance, more healthy people would be driven into the market. If the subsidies went out to help pay for people to get insurance then more people would be able to afford it and they too would go into the market and have

2:19:33 regulations were placed on insurers to force them to sell in certain markets, that could also help too. But those aren't the free market solutions that the Republicans want here. Idiots! Okay so I've been thinking about your single payer solution which would be to expand Medicare. Yeah universal Medicare is the phrase and universal Medicare and i'm going to agree with you and heres why We clearly need to move to some market-based solutions, but we're so deep in this that if overnight we said that's it. We're done the stock markets would crash I mean it would be absolute Armageddon because this country of ours runs on big pharma and banking

2:20:16 That's the two main ones, of course military as well. Television advertising and the amount of money they are spending which is what is now 60 billion dollars a year some crazy amount that is because of the exorbitant high prices so I would propose Go to single payer or what do you call it? Expanded Medicare, Medicare. Universal Medicare. Universal Medicare with a sunset provision that over time the entire idea behind the universal Medicare would be to pressure prices down starting with the pharmaceutical and and uh... and this huge hospital industrial complex because only two companies that own all of the hospitals all of them

2:21:02 I don't know that you have to do that because everything with universal Medicare is based on a fee schedule. Right, but... And I hate to say people are like this. Let me interject the fee schedule does not work it's because of the cost of medicine then is not enough. It's where here here's the deal so you have a drug that It's a nickel drug, it used to cost 5 cents 10 cents per dollar. Now it's 500 dollars. In fact I got clip after clip about this. Let's play a couple of these clips now that you mention it and let's listen to this one

2:21:45 This is the, I got in fact a couple of clips from the last show. This is MS drug cost. Genentech tells me the drug will be available to patients as early as next week it costs $65,000 dollars a year and patients will be injected once every six months Julie Frank Amber sounds like the drug is very hopeful but 65 thousand a year that's over five thousand dollars a month how could anybody afford that or would insurance cover this? You know, it's not clear but the doctor said to put things in perspective other similar drugs that have been used to treat MS cost roughly the same amount so let's hope that insurance does cover it. All right Amber thank you

2:22:29 But the way the scam works, the insurance desk will end up covering it and everybody's premiums will go up. I'm sorry that's not true. The way the scam works, the insurance companies negotiate that down to 28 cents on the dollar. That's how the scam works! And guess where are the remaining 62 cents going? Exactly... into their pockets Yeah, it all goes. So I say negotiate it down to 28. You know what? We'll do 50% to start off but that would have to be in it. I'm OK with it if the idea is to eventually get everything back to normal. That is the idea. It's just get these prices down on these on this scam drugs play the one this is our last week or last shows clip list new drug on ABC. That's the name of the clip you can find it. I don't have that new drug

2:23:22 on ABC. Oh, is this from the previous show? Yeah. Okay so I have to look... okay gotcha. I'm sorry understand what you're asking for health tonight and a new promise involving a cholesterol drug with some pretty dramatic results a new study showing the drug Repatha does not only causes cholesterol levels to plunge it also cuts the risk of heart attack by up to 20% when given with a traditional statin The drug is injected once or twice a month. It does cost more than $14,000 dollars a year Many insurance companies had been unwilling to cover the price without more proof of its success Now there is growing pressure for them to cover it the study appears in The New England Journal of Medicine So this is what's happening and he only can be stopped by single-payer And the other issue that we have in our system is the ERH

2:24:10 Oh, the EHR, the electronic health records a nightmare. It's a nightmare for doctors that needs to be revamped so just because you cannot it would be disastrous You can't just shut insurance companies when I saw the market when there was this oh are they going to introduce the bill for the vote or not? Well all financial markets were frozen! They just stopped Because it's insurance is banking. It's nothing more than banking There's no one with lab coats at your insurance company, just bankers sitting in those you know

2:24:46 Those buildings. And the other problem is people say, well I don't want the government to regulate it. I don't want the government telling doctors what to do. The insurance companies are telling doctors what to do and they're out there making a profit so they're the ones that you don't want telling doctors what to do because the government may be incompetent boneheads but they're not trying to make money on the deal like the insurance companies are and furthermore if you talk to any doctor...go talk to your doctor about this Every time they do anything, they have to go through the insurance company and argue with them. It is a disaster! Yeah, it is. It is and do you think that's the idea? There was to fail...you know have this fail purposefully and then eventually go to something like that I don't think that was the idea to begin with at all And here's a thing about doctor friend of mine who I've known since college told me that and this was a number of years ago The medical establishment was expecting in the 70s or 80s To move to single-payer they were expecting it

2:25:50 It was kind of in and out of the conversation. It was going to happen, and they had all freaked out so they started the process of gouging to make what they could before this whole thing fell apart and they couldn't make what they could anymore because they couldn't do the gouging that they're doing these two stories I just played are examples of one thing and one thing only. Gouging! And you can still there gouging more now than ever because they see the writing on the wall. Yeah, I agree. You can see it everywhere So I have to say that, uh...I'd be on board with a plan like that. And I think more people are coming into that but it has to ha- you know it has to have... Well the transition is an issue and I've no idea how they're gonna handle it But the mechanism is there! It's not like they had to reinvent the wheel Like they had to do with these other plans Yeah okay, I'm with ya so There you go, I'm with ya for once You're with me alot Yeah yeah thats true

2:26:45 Now, this is something we teased on Thursday and here it is. We may disagree on this but I cannot although there's a little tip off in this report cannot wait to hear your take. Live look now at the US Capitol tonight where the U.S House sent the president a major bill that could change how we use the Internet The bill would take away the FCC online privacy protections that were going to take effect at the end of the year Okay stop stop stop This is tech news we got to play the jingle I'm so sorry. Okay, I'm kind of where's the grouch? We'll bring him in! I can't find the grouch Where is the grouch? Oh no Here is the grouch iPhone schmye phone Hey tech grouch it's ephone don't you know that It's not iphone its an ephone E-phone Everybody it's time for Tech News All the tech horns will be talking about this but You get the real story right here on your No Agenda Show WE ARE THE RANGERS OF REALITY

2:27:46 Alright, now you have a clip Bly. Okay I'll start it over again. Lori Mazzucco joins us now with details on the changes and how they could affect you. Amanda and David, if it becomes law the bill would allow internet service providers like Verizon AT&T and Comcast access to your data without your permission and that includes search history location emails messages even health data

2:28:25 The providers would be able to monitor your customer's behavior online, use your personal information to sell ads again without your permission. They could even sell your information directly to marketers financial firms and others who can use that information again without your consent and service providers would no longer be required to improve protection against hackers and thieves Republican backers say their bill gets government out of the internet business. Democrats say it's just outrageous. So the message to the American people is clear, your privacy doesn't matter and your web browsing history should be available to anyone who will pay the highest price for it. These broadband privacy rules are unnecessary and are just another example of big government overreach

2:29:14 The bill, if it becomes law would also prohibit the FCC from restoring privacy rules in the future. Now I want to give you my take on this for what i know that i want to hear from you since we tease this on thursday i learned that this was an Obama regulation that never even went into effect there was not even an effect. So it's been this way, what I understand nothing has changed. This has always been this way it's been open. Of course when I hear the term all your web browsing history that's a little bit of a misnomer that's not entirely true maybe depending on

2:29:52 on what sites you access, they may be able to get a whole stream. But if it's HTTPS probably not so you can just say well here is the website that you visited and that maybe possible but for me all this yelling and screaming kind of falls dead when you realize that this was never a rule to start with It was a rule but it was never implemented. It supposed to started in October So what changed? And where was everybody Well, what bothers me about this story is that they make it sound as if exactly what you said. They make it sound as if this is new This is just going back to the way I was and as you point out the way It still is yeah

2:30:36 All it does is get rid of the thing that was gonna happen eventually. But everyone's making a big fuss because it's a big anti-Trump thing, and I think to me it's a hit on this net neutrality let's bring the FCC in... Of course you know my attitude about the net neutrality. All you're doing is inviting the government to regulate Which is what they want. And this is doing just the opposite, you're getting the government out of the internet which is what you wanted from the beginning! Now let's talk about and everybody's all hysterical about this Not everybody only the tech horny people in your neck of the woods That to me is everybody Online privacy forget it even with a VPN writes Elizabeth Weiss in USA Today

2:31:21 And she goes on about how this thing is a disaster, the decision decried by consumer groups and Democrats and lauded by Republicans and telecom companies. Very good with the association you got consumer groups and Democrats great! You have Republicans and telecom companies. Telecom company's bad! Okay, so this is...we know this is rigged. And then she goes on about how she says one possibility to fix it wider use of VPN's which provide private end-to-end internet connections are typically used with public Wi-Fi really? And then some guy says yes time you start using a VPN at home well

2:32:07 But then she says, and she writes this in. And people know about VPNs know what's going on here but such protection is limited she says well VPNs keep broadband providers from seeing the site users visit they're masking a website an operator like Amazon tracks user activity so it can suggest tailored products. Oh and that's working out really well I'm so impressed with Amazon's ability to tell me exactly what i need because its usually exactly what I just bought Now what she's doing, obviously not understanding how a VPN works and what its importance is. Yes if you go on Google on your VPN and Google tracks your site because typically if you're on Google you're registered with Google in some way shape or form and everything you do on Google is like registered and it's all in a big... You can ask for your old history oh my god look at this

2:33:02 And this whole thing to me, this whole fuss and I think the Democrats and public consumer people that are all in on this. This whole thing was brought about and why they're making a big fuss is because of Obama law was designed in my opinion to benefit Google, to benefit Amazon and to benefit any other big browser company and public site because they can still do the tracking The ISPs can do the tracking and they can do the tracking. The ISPs can do some tracking, and they could sell that data if they wanted to thus their competing with Google and Amazon and these guys who are tracking you. Oh! Of course So let's cut them out of the picture. Oh my goodness thank you You nailed it

2:33:52 Being able to yeah, and Google is one of the biggest lobbyists money-wise Oh Yeah that this whole thing is the original bill the one that's been pulled out. It was a good I'm sure Google's behind it Hey We're the ones are supposed to be collecting personal data on people we don't want the ISPs getting in on our That's no good man get him out of here screw balls And that's what it's all about. Now it's back to square one, so nothing has changed so don't get worked up about it And get a VPN by the way. And learn how to use email encryption while you're at it, it's not that hard and learn how to set up a server come on people! You can get a bucket an Amazon S3 bucket you order it the same way you order your other stupid crap from Amazon you get a bucket...you get an SFTP...you got a client that knows how to transfer those files which has tons of them for free and you throw the crap in there yeah and you've got a web server

2:34:53 Whoa, so hard. You got any more tech news? No that's all the tech news I've got. Now there is one other thing that should be mentioned, at least not to me tech news is bullcrap news. But what is going on with this? Play this clip! This is a good one again we have our theories about why they're doing any of this but play Laptop Bomb

2:35:32 Oh, my favorite. There is word tonight that terrorists are developing a bomb that could be carried onto a plane undetected and our transportation correspondent Chris Van Cleave has the latest on this. Chris? Scott, U.S. intelligence officials tell CBS News terrorist groups such as al-Qaeda and ISIS have been perfecting and testing a bomb small enough to fit in a laptop computer that could get past airport scanners The new intelligence suggests the terror groups have been testing the new bomb on airport scanners they've obtained This concern prompted the US and UK to ban laptops and other large personal electronics from carry-on luggage on flights from certain designated countries. Now last year a laptop bomb blew a hole in the side of a Somali airliner, the plane was able to land safely.

2:36:26 The terror laptop of doom. Now the funny thing about this laptop bomb nonsense is that when they could have made something maybe, you know they had their first time around after the shoe bomber and all the rest years ago? Yeah And people carry around these clunky monstrous laptops. The laptops today are like unbelievable! You couldn't get anything in there! You can't even open them! It's like ridiculous. As we discussed, this is only for a number of airports and these are four airports that have airlines with direct flights new direct flights into the United States including Chicago Miami and this is to piss people off to take our partner Air Flights you know have KLM fly it well I think that's one element the other element is to download the contents of the laptop

2:37:15 by the government. Possibly, possibly I don't think there's no doubt what i'm doing especially you not everybody but you got with this one guy he's on some sort of a list download his laptop there try and get it maybe some good investments But for sure they have one of those Explosive sensing machines, they know they can measure it make sure that their stuff is good to go and can slip right through Come on. Are we still falling for this stuff? Which I guess we are still falling for it. Of course We are you kidding okay? Hold on Yes Oh did you have something else? I just wanted to play you the new RT noise that i think You can incorporate you might want to clip It down even more but this Is brand new and they're using it all The time Brand-new here we Go

2:38:03 Hey, that's pretty good. Hold on a second... You could have clipped it tighter though I could have clipped the front off but it was some noise But it was part of it you probably could clip the front off well let me try to see what we got here This is used when I say and now this is what Adam Curry said and then that's what they use now Huh? Let me see if I can do this What we need to do is, we need to put in this... Okay here we go. I think okay ah here! I think we can do this let's see okay okay i'll start it there what did you do? Well i'm going-i'm rocking back and forth okay and that's the end right there perfect okay and we export it as what do we call it RT sound yeah that would probably be it

2:39:09 Let me see... RT sound. Actually, I'll do SFX and then ISO See this is how the sausage is made people Hope you enjoy it Okay we have exported Good And now I can actually play this I can use this immediately And have a go right- where is it? Here we go Okay right into this one Perfect here we go! That's right, we got a new report on Maxine Waters. Not a clip today but according to Cruz Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington now comes the news to us that Maxine Waters has been named one of the most corrupt members of Congress!

2:40:05 That's right, by contacting Henry Paulson during the financial crisis 2007-2008 and he was then Treasury Secretary to request a meeting allegedly for group of minority owned banks but then arranging for only one bank one united in which she had a financial interest. Waters violated house conflict of interest rules Around the same time, Waters asked the Treasury Department to hold the initial meeting. Representative Waters spoke to Barney Frank about One United telling him that her husband previously had served on the board

2:40:41 Frank advised her to stay out of the matters related to the bank. Nevertheless, Waters' chief-of-staff and grandson Michael Moore continued to actively assist One United representatives in their quest to receive bailout funds and work to craft legislation authorizing Treasury to grant One United's request. It turns out that her husband also had a sizable investment in the bank So there you have it. One of the most corrupt members of Congress, according to Crewe, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington." Is that a Republican outfit? I would assume so. Yeah probably let me see about us... Hi we're Republican Outfit! The citizens responsible for responsibility and ethics in Washington is a Republican outfit using aggressive legal action. Let's see who's our team do we recognize any names? It must be Noah Bookbinder Adam Rapoport I don't know any of these people

2:41:35 I mean, it doesn't mean they're a mainstream Republican outfit but then sure they're leaning to the conservative side. It sounds like what would they... All I know is this That's all I know Yeah you know that doesn't sound that good The way they use it sounds better I mean, but I took the clip out of the thing and it sounded kind of okay when I was editing. But now you listen to it on our show...I think it stinks! I think its more like we're going now to John C. Dvorak who's on the scene he is in New Orleans and Silicon Valley. John? Oh see that would be where I expected to hear it

2:42:17 That's what they were doing it. They were using it that way yeah, that's the way you do It is like and now it's time for one last clip from John yay Adam how you doing? I'm doing very well John how the hell are you? Like having a bubbling sound Okay, I got a couple of the little we're getting near the end our read five minutes ten minutes We're about we are about 10 minutes away John Okay, let's get a couple out of the way. Let's try Good Turks oh wait, you know Jack Turk spiders. I'm really irked now okay Turks spy on the Germans. We haven't got caught up with this yet Here in Germany allegations have surfaced that Turkey has been spying on a member of Germany's Parliament, Social Democrat Michelle Muntefering who chairs the German-Turkish parliamentary group Muntefering said a line has clearly been crossed Prosecutors have already opened an investigation into large scale spying... Have we played this clip already? I don't know! I don't think so Okay Turkish agents on Turkish citizens living here in Germany

2:43:22 Michel Müntefering, German MP, head of the German-Turkish Parliamentary Association and in the focus of Turkish intelligence service MIT. It was probably this appearance two years ago at an event hosted by a cultural association close to the Gülen movement that made her a target. The Turkish government believes the cleric Fethullah Gulen, living in US exile was behind the failed coup in summer 2016 and is trying to crush the movement associated with him In January, the head of Turkish intelligence handed over to German authorities a list of 300 alleged Gulen supporters in Germany hoping Berlin would help gather more information. Among the three hundred names two German politicians one of them the German MP The head of the Social Democrats in Parliament is outraged. Well that worked there

2:44:25 Uh, you know... so did you hear that thing that Flynn apparently wanted to extradite Gulen to Turkey without going through the extradition process? Yes. I don't believe it! I think this is bogus news or fake news as they like to say. I have a perfect man on the street who would like to share with the group Now we've talked many times about how man on the street stuff works. You get a whole bunch of people on the street, you pick out the ones that you want and usually make someone sound stupid That's the goal. And it's not hard! No, you just pick the ones where people are stupid that's easy or ones that make a group or person sound stupid You've seen it It's called Lie Witness News with Jimmy Kimmel but the BBC actually does it with earnest and they did it recently in Minnesota as they were talking to Somali immigrants in Minnesota

2:45:27 Well, we've just stopped in a car park now. And this is—this is a housing project, isn't it? Of some kind Yes you can say so I mean there's uh...a lot of Somali-American families that live here Yeah, well let's go have a look and I could just see the school bus has finished at the end of the school day And there's a yellow bus that typical American yellow bus you see in those movies. I like that a lot by the way yeah But what it is 2017 its not 1964 douchebag Well this yellow school buses just like in the movies! Yeah wow its amazing

2:46:04 End of the school day and there's a yellow bus that typical American yellow bus you see in those movies and lots of Somali girls coming out with their headscarves on. Can we catch couple these girls coming back from school? Sure, hi! You wanna say something? And there is the edit by the way. Yeah sure...and then hear whole different sound and go to the edit of funny one Girls coming back from school Sure Hi! You wanna say something Can I ask where you're from? Somalia. From Somalia, and tell me when did you come here? I came here 2013 So how are you finding America It's good yeah some negative people and some positive people Some negative people Yeah and some positive people And some positive Tell me about the positive first There is a lot of good people around here What are the negative people Like Trump

2:46:58 Donald Trump? Yeah, he's so negative. Yeah there it is oh yeah thank you very much He's Trump! He's Trump the President! Oh God Well I think that was listening to Chinese news again and i caught this clip which I probably should have played earlier in the show because its a killer This has gotta be your last one though cause we're... Uh yeah okay We'll move Musk and the implant to the next show. Oh wow, I can't wait for that! Musk and the implant? Yeah, Musk is in implants now. You're on top of it. I'm excited now. This is China so it says Sina News. But this...I want you just listen very carefully to this and then we talk about for just a little bit because this is the most frightening clip

2:47:52 Have found recently speaking at the NATO's foreign ministers meeting in Brussels US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson denounced Russia's aggression against Ukraine He reiterated u.s Sanctions imposed on Moscow will remain in place until it returns the peninsula to Kiev something Russia has a long insisted will never happen NATO's European members have previously voiced concerns over Russia's military buildup along their lines as Eastern Wall and its regular military drills held on NATO's doorstep in the Black Sea region and in the Baltics. Moscow, for its part, opposes what it calls NATO's eastward expansion and says that it is alarmed by drills held near its western borders One Russian senator Alexey Pushkov on Friday accused NATO of

2:48:36 preparing for a possible full-scale war with Russia after media reports revealed that NATO posted and job ad For Russian speaking extras needed to participate in NATO's upcoming war games in Germany Wait a minute. That was whoa, there was a lot going on there break it down for me Jean apparently and this hasn't shown up in CBS as They're gonna do these war games, but what they decided to do is get some Russian actors. Yeah To play Russians and the kicker to me was they had to be able to speak Russian Because if you're doing a war game, you didn't need them to speak Russian. It's a stretch What's the point of that unless you're trying to create some sort of a false flag bullshit situation That you can then roll out as a news story

2:49:27 And where is this taking place? This is a right there on the borders and Poland or one of those with Estonia one of those places near the where they're doing these exercises that The Russians are bitching about and I think that they caught a false flag Somebody did they found the ad for Russian actors? They blew up the operation Craigslist, Poland I think they blew it up, and I think this is like again. They were all geez we had this all figured out We're gonna do this and we're gonna show that Russians there's Russians over here doing this I'm telling you This was this was a setup to get us into war And they and they got caught how would it have worked? What would it what the what was the idea oh

2:50:08 Well, it's like anything else with you where you have a situation that takes place and there'd be a skirmish or could be something like the way they do this North Korea-South Korea thing. Right right. All of a sudden something happens that is not supposed to happen and then you find a bunch of Russians behind it and then they capture the Russians and the Russians are now acting well no we're not from Russia all obviously Russians I just think, I don't know what the scenario was but i'm telling you this is there's no reason for them to be advertising for Russian speaking actors and extras. And the other reports by the way also had actors and extras. Well at this point we are on such a... Like use your own people! We're on such a Tinder, Powder Keg, Tinder keg or whatever

2:50:55 Tinderbox. Tinderbox? Yeah, and all we need is one as you say skirmish involving Russia and everybody will be ready to go to war with them especially McCain and Graham and all these douchebags. Yeah those assholes yes McCain Well let's hope it doesn't happen before Thursday well they got busted on this guy busted out so yeah We did get lucky I dodged a bullet on that one it appears All right, March Madness is over. Did I miss a game or is there one more game left? There's one more game and it's on Monday. I would advise you to watch this national championship game with the Zags which has got one of the players that's most entertaining as you can imagine he's about 310 pound 7 foot 1 Polak Nice He's a big Polish guy and he's in the middle of the Zags and I find him really good Big white guy

2:51:50 Yeah, big white guy. And it's quite funny and they're playing against a team that has got a lot of experience in these final games and they've won a bunch of championships but everyone is rooting for the Zags! Well I'll be watching the country awards tonight. That might get my beats You think there will be any messaging? Nah probably not I am coming to you from downtown Austin, Texas. FEMA Region 6 on any map if you're looking... a governmental map if you're looking to find it in the crackpot condo and the skyscraper Remember us for Thursday's show Dvorak dot org slash NA until then in the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry And from northern Silicon Valley where just dropped my ball or my bell for my bowl I'm John C. Dvorak We'll be back on Thursday right here on NOAHgenda till then adios mofo

2:52:45 But oh you got Make fun of the guy with Tourette's, okay? Alright, the cat is out of the bag. The butt of a joke! Yeah... Where all I did was- All I did is- I got super butts! Ha ha ha! Thanks douchebag! Butt slam! All I did was- I got super butt slams! Woah you got BUTT SLAMMED! But it was make fun of the guy with Tourette's okay?

2:53:20 Alright, the cat is out of the bag. I can't play golf because i have Tourette's. Alright, the butt of a joke. Butt-butts. Woah! You got butts! Butts. Woah! Fun ya fun fun you make fun of them. Alright alright alright The cat is out of the bag. I should've had my T shirt on. I haven't eaten. Butts. Woah! You got buttslam! I have this group of young... y'know... techno experts. Look at his eyes, the guy's a reptile. Yeah I think he is. The creepy-looking man in red? That creep... Ah, Adam Schiff! I can't find the connection between him and the original Schiff banking family Not through Wikipedia at least but I have a feeling that they may still be related somehow Look at those eyes, the guy is a reptile. Are you there yet, Mr. Terminator? That one guy Nunes went over to the White House and told Tron about something before he told that dead

2:56:12 Creep Adam Schiff. Yeah, the big giant head he's got a funny face and he's got no shoulders... Adam Schiff! By the way you know what she said yesterday? He's a reptile I can see it now. I think so too. I can recognize him now she says The big giant head has got a funny face and he's got no shoulders that creep Adam Schiff Look at his eyes the guy is a reptile yeah i think he is A big giant head, he's got a funny face and he's got no shoulders. Look at his eyes! The guy is a reptile. No, they're just from an egg. They pay pseudoscientists to pretend to be scientists... ...to put out this climate change? It's nonsense. Crap it may be sunshine. Crap it's not getting warmer. Crap crap there's no longer shared reality

2:57:14 Heat-related deaths soaring. It's a doomsday scenario, the great global warming scare campaign. Leaving with all that propaganda, the alarmists have failed its nonstop message of manmade global warming doom. children and our children for our children. Real substantive news for our children and

2:58:06 Children's children issues. This is no agenda about children's children issues. This is no agenda about children's children issues. For Brian, I mean there's nothing more than the truth. There's nothing for Brian in the children issue. For Brian, I mean there's nothing not by the White House. I mean there's a true agenda, um, not just for our children and our pro-agenda. and he may go in and have children issues. Now, our children are children of Jen. Our children are childrens. I have no agenda issues. Right? There's a lot of things that are not right for me. For the house is nothing right.

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