Blue Waffles

00:00 Child abuse, I tell you. Adam Curry John C Devorah It's Sunday September 20th 2015 time once again for your Gitmo Nation media assassination episode 758 This is no agenda Surfing the air stream of consciousness on the I Love Laundry Tour and broadcasting live from Santa Fe, New Mexico. In the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where i think Adam just discovered the name of his trailer...I'm John C. Dvorak I said, you know flying burrito still has a ring to it. Yes but Airstream of consciousness Isn't that nice in script along the side in the front wouldn't be cool

00:44 It's like why people would be coming to who must this guy be he's in the airstream of consciousness That was a record that was from the hashtag name that named that trailer someone came in with it. Yeah, yeah Great name. That's that's the one I'd pick yes nice like the flying burrito We can always have flying burrito like you know kind of like The Memphis Belle little you know just a little subtext and a burrito You have to have a little painting of a small burrito into wings with boobs Wings and boobs. Wings and boobs. Now we're here in lovely Santa Fe, New Mexico John at the campground. Okay? Yeah. Explain. Well I have so much to tell you about the tour which is that we've already done two cities. Apparently you crapped out right halfway through it! You ran out of gas. Don't you ever check your gas gauge?! No...I did not run- well okay see here's what happened now

01:45 The Dodge Ram is not able to pull this trailer. This trailer is 5,000 pounds and the Dodge Ram has about 94 horsepower left I think We know we ran into trouble with that thing even with a 19-foot trailer A couple years back Now luckily in the divorce I inherited the Ford Explorer which with appropriate towing package Is rated at exactly 5000 pounds So that's good. What's not so good is the mileage I'm getting about, well, I'd say average 10 miles to the gallon. That's what I would have expected but the tank is so small! I think it's a 17-gallon tank or something. Oh yeah 17 gallon tanks are for 20 miles... The tank of gas is supposed to take you, I think there's like a rule of thumb, I think it's 400 miles. A tank of gas shouldn't take you four hundred miles. Yeah now I'm getting 200 miles

02:45 About 200. So first I picked up the Airstream of Consciousness at the storage place and the first thing he says, oh yeah give us a second you know because i said could you please clean it? And then I see some dude conspicuously doing some stuff. What are you doing? He said well... little ant problem And he's spraying. You're listening to Noah Jendis stream docking underneath Really? So uh... You got ants in your pants? A few, a few ants in the trailer but most of them were underneath I guess we picked them up in Galveston or something so they traveled all the way back Were they fire ants what kind of ants? Yes yeah Fire Ants oh yeah They bite you at night Yeah well no they're all gone they're dead

03:30 So I start driving to Lubbock. Now, Lubbock... between Austin and Lubbock there's a whole lot of absolutely nothing And, but I'm driving along so I'm trying to get... You better have a full tank of gas and lots of canteens of water. Right. So... That snake bite. So I had not yet acquired my requisite jerrycan of emergency gas and so you know I'm thinking I can get to, I gotta get to Sweetwater and it's like oh yeah I got half a tank it should be okay I'll pick something up between coal and Sweetwater where the hell I was

04:11 And I'm driving along and John there's nothing. There's not even towns. There's not even towns! You know, there is like a broken down shack on the right. Okay... Then I see a sign Sweetwater and look at my distance to empty or miles to empty so I've got 25 miles to empty and Sweetwater's 37 miles. I'm thinking wow, I can probably do this if I'm really careful and of course now going uphill It's like everything's working against me And and I'm like three miles and I see sweet water still 15 miles away, and I have never you know this

04:49 You know, this is not a mechanical indicator. It's all electronic I have no idea if it's accurate or can i coast in on fumes? Its 98 degrees I'm thinking...I do NOT want to be stuck on the side of the road 98 degree heat trying to figure out how to get some gas And now it's zero miles to empty. I'm easing off on the gas, when it's downhill and trying to coast a little bit like I'm so screwed! Then on the left up on the little embankment I see what looks like a trading post? Exactly... So I pull her over onto my shoulder, get out walk up and there is this kind of mountain man idea... Bill Wild Bill is his name

05:33 Hey, hey Bill. You got any gas? He says nope Can I buy some? Says no No you can't Are you gonna play the harmonica during my whole story? I think it's that he needs it It adds to the extra drama. You're stuck, the heat! The heat we can feel it. It's 90 degrees you're out of gas from some basic stupidity that we don't really understand but we aren't even going to question about it because it could happen to anybody and now your running into Bill in Sweetwater. No no he is 12 miles I said where is the nearest gas station? He said I'm on empty. Can you sell me some gases? Nope I don't want people thinking I am Exxon but I'll give ya some.

06:14 And so what was that I get this straight? Yeah, it doesn't because because if he sells you Gasoline the word will get out that he's Exxon. Yeah, he's ex on gas And and so he's walking around this is like a junkyard This shit everywhere and says well this used to be a gas station and I said I got a jerrycan over here And this is you know I had an Airstream For ten years every year we did 40 states of me selling jerky out at the back of it yeah It was good until the crisis hit me in Sweetwater sue We decided to buy this place

06:50 Sell the airstream so be it was kind of an air streamer, so you know he felt my pain Okay And then so then has his little gallon of Jerry jerry can do they know just one gallon with us very again You use that word a lot as a can of gas isn't called a jerrycan. I never called it That's what I said It's a European thing all right, so I'm crossing the road and your people are doing you know 75 down this down this roads? You got to be careful too And why because it was right over I'm right behind a hill so i can't see if someone's coming down barreling down 75 miles an hour So crossing the road carefully and I stick this stick the thing in the tank. I like wow, it's so empty I can hear it clattering at the bottom of the tank and like oh no It's clattering onto the road

07:35 Because I get it in the tank because these and these newfangled tanks have some they don't have a Top screw top. They have some safety latch mechanism, and you have to have exactly the right Most size. Exactly, so I'm sitting... To keep you guys from putting cheap gas in. Yeah shut up slave! So now i have like a pan to unlatch it and holding it in is like missing a third hand so I get about three quarters of a gallon in and this time at this point Bill's looking over my shoulder and says hey man really appreciate can buy this gas? No no I don't want anything. What are you selling the shop he says

08:18 Books and no and jerky So I go in and he's got a in the front of bookstore And it's like you know guns as a couple of Unix books or some hit Texas history books. It's a crazy collection And I see a box set, the Stieg Larsson trilogy. They're hardcover and they're all different colors... It's some kind of special edition. So I said, I'll take this! And then I see his jerky collection. He has got bison, he has got venison so I pick up a couple of those

09:01 And I say, man thank you so much. He says oh yeah, I can use all the karma I can get and said well you're talking to the right guy So if you're ever 12 miles south of Sweetwater go say hi to Wild Bill and Sweet Water Sue and pick up some jerky. Yeah but what is the name of their store? It's Wild Bill's Jerky. I think it's Wild Bill's Perfect Jerky or something So I make it to Sweetwater at least he's not he's not a He's not the man. He's not a suit Oh, No, but he said yeah You know after when we retired I was you know who's talking about where he wanted to live and he said At the top of the list was you know Florida and all these places at the bottom of list is Detroit New York City hell and West Texas Okay Of course this was West Texas which is pretty much

09:54 Just oil rigs, you know drilling rigs nothing. Oh and there is a huge just a huge array of Windmills as far as I can see it's huge no I didn't know that I didn't know it either They seemed all be turning them working so well that's good then Let's see your three-quarters of the gallon you finally got to fill your tank I did I've learned a lesson like bought myself at a tank a gas can So that I, uh... That problem won't happen again and i'll pace myself a little better. Got to Lubbock? Now Lubbock of course is home to Texas Tech It apparently the fastest growing city in the United States right now. Lubbock?! Mhmm Wow! And I learned all this at the meetup

10:49 And it wasn't really so much a meetup as it was kind of like a dinner. We had producers Richard there, Heather and her boyfriend Ike at some burger joint Buffalo Burgers very nice. Was is actually Buffalo Burgers? Yeah or bison whatever they call it. Bison yeah. And these are millennials They loved the show like oh man, you know where would I be? You know, I'd be so clueless and lost and voting for voting for Bernie if it weren't for the show Maybe that was nice we had a bit of nice chat. Yeah just it was really dinner and just some drinks and Also Lubbock is the largest producer of cotton in the world

11:38 Did you know this? I did not. I know Texas grows a lot of cotton and is considered very good, but i had no idea. I thought California was the larger producer. No they say that there's... when we're talking about Chinese cotton and all thats on them with the biggest. Egyptian cotton is good stuff. Yeah but apparently the biggest producer is Lubbock and their economy growing but yeah it's What kind of it's you know, it's Lubbock. It's Lubbock. You drive around and you see just like this to the new buildings are just out there kind of in the prairie just like this little community pops up and it's nothing but yeah, it's America's version of Dubai Yeah, that's a very good comparison actually

12:23 Fantastic lightning storm. Oh my so good. Oh, I love those Southwest lightning storms There's nothing like them fantastic really nice because they're there because it's not as though you really have to wait It's just bang and just huge bolts of lightning, huge bolts. And now the temperatures is... And you're just driving around a metal trailer. Yeah! What could possibly go wrong? But it's nice and cool that night we went down into the high 60s So, you know so I was able to sleep in the in the trailer without the air conditioner on very nice. Oh by the way a love book also has the highest proliferation of sexually transmitted disease in the United States as well They're very proud of this and they must be or they wouldn't be bragging yeah And they and there were two STDs mentioned to me which had not heard of one is radar rash I've never heard of radar rash no now radar ray raider

13:24 Great like Oakland Raider. Yeah raider rash right and No, yeah you need to you need to You need to look for these find out what it is But but you already did so tell us of course slang term for a rumored sexually transmitted disease that comes from the Texas Tech red Raiders So somehow the football team or the basketball team at Texas Tech probably football team football team baseball team? Yeah uh, is got some unknown disease. Well, they're passing around well the disease. Well here it comes here comes the disease is known as blue waffle which I had never heard of and I go look at up but sounds like this sounds like one of those like a jackalope

14:16 It's kind of what it is just did they just drove you down there. Just this is screw with me Yeah, blue so blue awful I looked at obvious bullets yeah, it is It's supposed to be some kind of rash or something and the lady parts smell really bad and have a blue haze to them like Smokes coming off of them like show me an example of this place no one had any examples for me unfortunately But they do STDs apparently rampant there because I got nothing better to do then drink and watch football and Pass pass nuts along. What was the other? Offbeat disease that there were two no it was Raider rash Which would which was blue awful why believe it's the same thing yeah except that it comes from the football team

15:09 I gotta tell you though John, the difference between well besides having the Airstream of Consciousness. The difference between previous tours and this one is the technology has made it so nice to travel I mean, this car has Sirius so as I could listen to CNN and Fox and MSNBC on the way which is it's torturous but you know when you're driving five six hours alone. It's okay. I had a ton of podcasts which was just able play one after another all the stuff that we really couldn't do previously And I have the Verizon connection Which did pretty well throughout most of the trip and surprisingly even T-Mobile gave me some good LTE connectivity

15:53 It's really surprising how nice this is. What are you doing? Well, okay so I've arrived just at sunset here at the campground in New Mexico and I can only get a... Albuquerque? Santa Fe. And so I check out the Verizon MiFi it's only getting 3G which is not going to be enough And so I tried to set up the booster. Oh man, I was up until 10 last night working on in the dark...I could not get it to work! I think it's something with a registration process or something is not happening So I couldn't get that to work luckily The iPhone has a pretty decent LTE connection on T-Mobile

16:37 So I'm using that, except i'm not using it to do the routing which was a mistake we made last time. But have the little portable Wi-Fi router which is doing all the routing for all of the devices so knock on wood. So you're coming in right now good quality by the way. Yeah and we are seeing a lot latency And were streaming at the same time everything's fine Off an iPhone 6? Okay. Yep, a couple other things so but went through Fort Sumner Fort Sumner known as Fort Sumner no home of Billy the kid for it's um there's a woman that Billy the kid apparently they took a little mini detour and did a bit of the route on Route 66 just just to do it and then the last hour as I was sir I was so bored with what was on the satellite radio

17:34 Was surfing around and I came to this it's called the progress channel 127. Yeah, okay In did local jargon is route 66 Where'd I say route? Oh Route 66 it's where I get my kicks And so there's a satellite channel called progress and in a satellite Channel yeah inside of Sirius XM Progress? It's called progress, channel 127. And it's left-wing talk radio Oh! That should be fun You have to listen to this...it is so unbelievable Black conservatives are all Uncle Tom That's the kind of stuff that they're...and this is a black host

18:23 And then people are calling in just like they are crazy. They're nuts, they're racist all they they they they hate coming off of this you know Democrats oh and just mockingly smug and their shit it's so sad man you gotta listen to it. What band is it on? It's Sirius XM, Channel 127. Yeah I know but there are a bunch of different bands. How the hell do I know what band this is?! I don't have to tune the VFO just to listen to Sirius! If your in one of these Sirius radios and then you have these different bands and then you have...there should be four or five of them and channel 127 I think many of them. That's okay I can find it.

19:12 Sounds great. Yeah, so I will work on the on the booster I got to figure out how to get because this is a perfect spot because you know it will receive I just need to boost it I just can't get the booster to lock into frequency or whatever It is all work on that and then we have a meetup this evening in here in Santa Fe and then tomorrow I'm off to Colorado Springs Where we'll have another meetup Sounds good. Yeah, yeah so and it's it's great is it's fun to to meet people fun to be out here and Quite phenomenal that this can be done And I think that for the show you know how many people have said oh we'll get in there streaming will Bob guys live from the airstream Well, you know what your no agenda show is doing it never heard any other shows claimed to want to do Oh Someone we know very well says it all the time huh yes Leo

20:11 All the time. Yeah, we'll take the show on the road but I've heard this a lot and radio guys tons of people do and I have to thank our producer Angela Castaneda from Lost Wages She has been a godsend. She gives me, you know spreadsheets with yeah I'll show you like have a call like a call sheet for every leg of the tour sheet It's fantastic not here this so you'd like to be organized So Santa Fe, you know the meetups of Sunday 530 blue corn cafe and brewery

20:48 then she has Santa Fe info so the weather, sunrise sunset expected temperature closest Best Buy uh... you know the campground emergency numbers this woman is fantastic yeah well that's the kind of person that she does it for a living I'm very happy with this and no squawks everything else is good think we're doing..I am little tired I wouldn't think so. Also an hour earlier here, so instead of getting up at 7am, I got up at 6pm or local time 6 to do the show

21:30 Mm-hmm and I have the I'm sitting in the dinette. I have the front window open It's called a dinette. I Have the front window open mean that died net Why why do you mock me? Yeah, just think it's so quaint It is now but take another picture of the studio and you can see right I could see yeah That's great. I'll be here in the hills It's dynamite having a good surprise some you don't get the cop knocking on the thing What's going on in there? No, no People leave you alone. That's what I like Although I so I came back. I did a few groceries last as really nice supermarket nearby and I see these two people at night how they're like dressed up like

22:19 The woman's dress up like a fortune teller almost like a gypsy fortune-teller and the guy yeah, you look like a pirate kind of with and I'm uh And then you know they're standing over by their car. You know whenever I am near the air stream people always going like hey Is that an Airstream? And it's one of my pet peeves how do you like it This is not this I do not like a pet peeve to you because it should the question should be Do you like it or how much do you like? It's not. How do you like it? How do you like it means, I like it and I can't say I don't like it Like how do you like it your presuming? You're way off on this. I think you should be condemned No, but I don't I do not like that. How do you short version of the questions you are claiming that you want asked oh

23:04 No, but the question is do you like it? No. How do you like it IS Do You Like It? No that's what degree of like do you have... Hold on a second because I've asked how do you like and so I feel personally affronted here to people they got a car they have a car that ever been looking at and I say how do you like it And that means do you like it and if you know... I disagree! If it means you like it how much? Okay, well that's just I think essentially it says how much do you like right? That's okay then say how much they're like the difference of just saying How do you like it because I might not I might not like it because I might not like it. Yeah That's the point if I'm asking you how do you like and you say don't like it You can do that It's possible as part of the question okay so they come over and say is that an airstream or

23:55 That's dumb. Yeah, how do you like it? That's just a conversation starter there trying to get fine Yes And then they say how about that Explorer? But I said, I got it in the divorce. Yeah! How do you like it? Anyway... They said by the way We're not to You know we're not hippies or anything because and you know this was that the woman into pirate yeah And and I didn't ask I should have said how do you like being a pirate No, they said they offered to me. We're you know we're not hippies or anything okay

24:35 I'm ready for them to hit me up for money or something. Yeah, there's a woman in man and Port Townsend they're notorious There's a bunch of articles about him and there's other ones around the country These are Millennials that are trying to live a Victorian life our life without television You're very close. You're very close. It's very close. Yeah They explained to me they are vendors at the Santa Fe Renaissance Fair. Oh, they're taking it seriously? Yeah! Unless the fair was going on at that time, was it? Yes! It's all this weekend. Who knew?! I'd love to go! If I can fit in before the meetup of course I'll go. You should! I bet its dynamite you know get some mutton and mead

25:24 You don't have mutton at the Renaissance Fair. Wow, is it one of those days John where you're gonna be like really in my face about everything? No I'm just telling you as a fact that I find it very disturbing That they don't have mutton?! Yeah. Well, how do you know they don't have mutton? I've been to Renaissance fairs! I've been to the one in San Jose and the one up north...I've been a couple two or three of them. I knew a guy that works there as a vendor and they don't have mutton at the Renaissance Fair and i think this is- I'm not trying to be argumentative but I just think it's bad yeah well of course it's bad I need my mutton and mead It should stink! The whole renaissance fair should stink

26:01 And horse shit, I think it's the other thing that's missing Yeah blue waffle Roma of the true Renaissance blue wallers from Blue Waffle mead nice It's just yeah anyway. It's a it's as nice to be with you today John on the very last episode of The Best Podcast in The Universe Okay, are we the worst podcast from now on no? We'll never make will never make Thursday Thursday is the 24th the Armageddon hits on the 20. That's right the Armageddon hits yes on what 22nd to 23rd 23rd which is Wednesday and On the 23rd it's I have to put a goodbye into the newsletter

26:46 Yeah, we have to say our goodbyes. Our last will and testament! The newsletter comes out on what? And the Pope... The 23rd comes out Wednesday so we can do a goodbye in the newsletter Good knowing you, and then the end happens? I guess how's this gonna happen? Is it going to be... Well here is what's happening this week. In Washington where pressing the flesh is just part of doing business lawmakers have been given strict guidelines regarding the Pope's upcoming visit to keep their hands to themselves Party leaders sent out a protocol advisory on Friday. No handshakes or long conversations with the pontiff before he delivers his speech to Congress Well, no specific mention was made prohibiting them from kissing the Pope's ring They've been minded that Pope Francis is on a very tight schedule So he is going to be busy man Yes He's going to be speaking in

27:46 for Congress, for the entire Congress and he's going to do the same walk the president does. He is coming through the door you know and then everyone will be... The perp walk? Yeah! The presidential perp walk exactly And so they say well hey man don't be kissing the ring Don't be shaking his hand just let him go This is pretty interesting There are Catholics there are a lot of Catholic in congress They're gonna want to kiss the ring That would be hilarious to watch Well no we wont have too I think it Thursday So but it wont happen Oh, Thursday. Yeah yeah well I'll do a rundown of some sort of special newsletter A lot people aren't getting the newsletter. Oh? It's going in boxes they don't go to look at it or care. Well there missing... This last newsletter had a good link that people should have read There were number of good things in the newsletter including another dynamite kitten picture

28:42 You're missing out, people. You're missing out! Go to the show notes. archive.noagendanotes.com or this'll be 758.noagendanotes.com Or just go to noagendashow.com It's always there a direct link to subscribe to the newsletter Yes and they people should I don't know why they don't And then again when they'd subscribe only if you know 45% of them get it That it languished so they miss out. I don't know what what the point is So I've been trying to pick up some, finding some interesting PR out there. And now just want to get a couple of these out of the way with a clip. Okay? This is a little long clip but this was the worst example. When this one came up I said oh! Now it's gotta be Starbucks... Oh it's not pumpkin spice latte again is it?

29:34 No, no this is worse. This follows on the heels of a bull crap story that's been going around about if you drink four cups of coffee in a day... which by the way is too much coffee to drink You never get to sleep. Gee I can't get to sleep let me take some pills. It's interesting that when I drink coffee at night it actually makes me sleepy No, that's a good thing. I don't know why that is but for some reason... In this report it will tell you not to do that because it throws your sleep off by 40 minutes. The four cups of coffee a day thing triggered it and I started seeing more and more of these coffee stories out of the blue. And so somebody decided to drop, this is the nuke of coffee stories they got everything in here they got reports and studies and if you're not drinking coffee right now your crazy! But let's play this. More placebos washed him for 49 days blood and saliva samples revealed that caffeine blocked chemicals in the brain that promote sleep

30:39 The amount of caffeine in a double espresso shifted the body's natural sleep cycle back by an average of 40 minutes. Another one, it's not expresso. I hear this expresso no it's it's not lie lie berry and it's not expresso with espresso. Sleep the amount of caffeine I want to make sure that this is in the middle of the report. I mean, I only chopped off this part because it's when they say well it'll keep you from getting a lot of sleep but here's the good news and then they go into this okay okay well I still want to hear about sleep amount of caffeine and a double expresso shifted the body's natural sleep cycle back by an average of 40 minutes on the flip side that morning cup of Joe could also give you a boost if you're looking to get some exercise action news reporter Holly firfer has more

31:28 If you want a better workout try a little caffeine before... Wait, but who was she? Was she from the news? Is the package produced by them? This is one of those local bot stories that were no they gave it as a freebie. This woman that was usually heard at first was a local news anchor and now we would go to some unknown woman in Hollywood. Right exactly! A package. That's somebody sent. Gotcha If you want a better workout, try a little caffeine before you lace up your tennis shoes. It may boost your exercise routine How so? For starters if you're a trained athlete it may help you burn more calories a few hours post-workout according to a study out of Spain

32:06 Other research from Japan finds that drinking coffee may also improve circulation, getting our blood flowing a little more. Better circulation may mean a better workout and to study from Johns Hopkins finds that caffeine helps improve memory people who had about eight ounces of coffee is better on memory tests given a day later this brain boost may help with recall for your exercise routine For endurance athletes, combining caffeine with carbs after a workout may increase the stockpile of muscle fuel. Meaning more reserves for the next workout. That's according to a study in the Journal of Applied Physiology But don't overdo it! If you do consume caffeine keep it to about 400 milligrams a day The equivalent of about 16 ounce cup of coffee And don't forget to continue to drink plenty water

32:59 So they gave a study after study after study and they're showing lots of B-roll, coffee coming out of machines and coffee cups. It goes on and on... I'm watching this thinking about the other number of stories that I've heard about how great coffee is! And then there's gotta be Starbucks! Who is the major beneficiary of coffee? The coffee trend? Starbucks! But when they're behind it, they've managed to... and this is the way you do good public relations. It's just to promote something bigger that is marketing. Promote something bigger that you're a part of and taking advantage of and then never mention yourself. I think that Reuters as part of their business are now doing native ads

33:40 I picked up one just since we're doing bullcrap stuff that is out there. This was a package that... Now, the Reuters has some video feeds The way they do it is they give you the They actually have a feed that is without reporter. So no reporter narration so you can do your own put your own local talent in this right now and so here is another trend Lena Roth is subjecting her body to temperatures below minus 266 degrees Fahrenheit because she says it feels great You know, no it does not feel great. It's a procedure known as cryotherapy and customers are undergoing the short-term freezing inside Manhattan's CryoLife spa which claims it is a way to boost metabolism and increase energy. Lina Roth agrees. I cycle so I can go and have 45 minutes of amazing

34:35 workout session that I didn't have before. I think she's a spinner, I think she goes to spin 45 minutes cycling that's spin class. Or just you know I'm amazed at myself i'm like a superwoman now CryoLife CEO Joanna Freibin says the treatment solves a variety of issues like stiffness and insomnia. Yeah, I'll bet that I won't be stiff if i sit in an 160 degree freezing tank! She says it works by making the brain believe the body is freezing which triggers an increase of blood enriched with oxygen enzymes and nutrients to flow to the body's core. Anybody hears the temperatures are ranging from minus 284 to minus 264 they ask

35:15 Are you freezing people there? No, we don't freeze people. It's actually safer than a hot sauna." But not all doctors are on board! Some say cryotherapy puts the body under stress and despite the socks gloves and bathing suit they say frostbite is a risk But cryo life spa says the treatment first developed in Japan is a trend that is bound to evolve in the u.s And the public warms to the idea yeah, all these news outfits have these native advertising bits now They're all going out of business I guess they need the money but by the way this thing will be over once The first person they drop in there has a heart attack on the spot dies Apparently according to chat room Joe Rogan does this

36:00 Well, good for him. He swears by it. Swears by it? I don't know. Well that's like those Russians who like to jump into the water you know. Freezing water up in Finland there is this thing where you jump into the water and... Yeah but thats not 160 degrees below zero no way! That doesn't sound crazy. Speaking of Japan, we've been tracking the change to the constitution that President Abe made and I picked up a report... Of course although i do have cable here at the lovely campground, I don't have my setup yet to be able to pull clips off it but

36:41 Was it NHK, the Japanese news outfit? So you have to kind of tune in a bit to the woman and her cadence and how she speaks. She's speaking English. She explains exactly what this change means that Abe has made to the law We've been hearing that legislation will lead to changes in Japanese security policy What are some concrete examples? The package expands all the subsidies forces in many ways But the biggest change of course is that Japan can exercise a right to collective self-defense. Collective self defense? Under certain conditions, specifically the SDF can use force to defend our country just in close relationship with Japan if that country came under attack

37:29 The legislation does not specifically mention the names of those countries, but government officials have referred to the United States and if conditions are met Australia. Don't laugh! So... Are they gonna attack us? Is that what she said? No I had to listen to it a couple times myself No, it is the right to collective self-defense meaning Japan can join International military industrial complex groups such as the United States and under certain circumstances Australia which means we have a brand new market that is wide open to sell to and here's Here's a little more from this report. Why are you laughing? I'm talking

38:12 In 2006, I was covering US naval forces Japan and the commander told me that Japanese people should consider allowing the use of the right. He said the U.S Navy and Japan's maritime self-defense force work side by side in many joint operations. Abe has repeatedly said legislation is essential for protecting people's lives And he says it's necessary so Japan can proactively contribute to regional and international peace and security. He appears to have had China on mind. Don't laugh! Oh, no really? Ah, China! Let's attack China again Well here we have douchebag McCain speaking to a couple of Pentagon officials

39:03 Yeah, I had to look up what he was talking about you remember the law of the sea they were trying to get all that stuff done and how important it was and we have To get we have to move on this and it has to do with it. Yes You had to do a right away. It's so important to do right away And it still hasn't happened however McCain have we or have we not? operated within the 12-mile limit in recent years. I believe the last time we conducted a freedom of navigation operation within 12 nautical miles... Freedom of navigation is the principle of customary international law that apart from the exceptions provided for in international law, ships flying the flag of any sovereign state shall not suffer interference from other states

39:48 But the 12 mile territorial waters is I think what they were talking about with this Law of the Sea deal. And so you should be able to have freedom of navigation regardless, um... ...of where you are according to McCain and the Pentagon guys. One of those features was 2012. 2012! Three years ago Well, I agree with you Mr. Chairman that the South China Sea doesn't belong to China We have in recent years conducted freedom of navigation operations In the vicinity of those features and Doing so again is one of the options one of the array of options we're considering Yeah, well it's an option that hasn't been exercised in three years Admiral Harris What do you feel about it?

40:39 Sir, I agree that the South China Sea is no more China's than the Gulf of Mexico is Mexico's. Oh... Okay! So I guess we'll be doing some exercises in the South China Sea? Well you know the Chinese are building that island. Yep in the South China Sea as I recall. And we had those... They feel they own the South China Sea Yeah, well McCain is saying screw them! They don't own it and the Pentagon is saying they own it We do As much as Mexico owns the Gulf... We own it Exactly what's your problem? Shut up everybody we own that Shut up slave

41:22 No. And McCain, you know he's a smart guy and he knows that whoever comes into the White House and that includes Bernie Sanders they're all warmongers. Bernie Sanders is a warmonger He likes it. It does not offend his guts. They are all warmongers! That's true Yeah but even Sanders Yeah, I think so. He's not a peace-nick you'd think of the guy as a socialist you know this sort of guy old fashioned progressive would be a peace Nick as they used to be called there was a fire a piece Nick yet a piece Nick had a beat Nick

41:58 Yeah, that was during that era. Sputnik, Beatnik, Peace-Nik... Really? Is that where it came from? From the Sputnik? Well the beatnik thing I think predated Sputnik. Sputnik! If i'm not mistaken then Sputnik came along and then Peace-Nik came after Sputnik, I'm sure of that There was a funny piece, I thought it was funny Bernie Sanders on The CBS Morning Show with Charlie Rose, oh he's not in this piece And what is the woman's name Nora Oh Norah O'Donnell is that her name? Yeah, yeah. So she she asked a very simple question about you know all this free stuff And and this has been an internet meme where I guess some right-wing think tanks at oh It's gonna cost 18 trillion dollars what it all the stuff that Bernie wants or 18 billet whatever it is Some crazy amount and then your fact check org is on it and everyone's off fighting and old changing their icons on the face page but she asked if she asked him pretty simple question about being able to afford this and

42:59 He was a bit flustered, I thought. In fact he even knocks over his coffee cup and gets so flustered you'll hear it in this clip. What does that mean to make the wealthiest Americans pay their fair share? Would that mean taxing the wealthiest Americans at 90% as you've suggested in your past? No, I don't think you have to go up to 90%. But you can remember on people like Dwight David Eisenhower We had a taxes system far more progressive than... It's a trick when you say like Dwight David Eisenhower to make himself sound like an authority mm-hmm you know well when I was there when I was talking to Adam Clark Curry who the hell says Dwight David Eisenhower Dwight David Eisenhower we had a tax system that was far more progressive than it was late when you have around 90% yeah I don't know if they have to go then we will come up with some very specific ideas but how

43:52 How can you do that? I mean, you're promising free health care for everybody. College for everybody. Paid leave and you haven't yet said how your going to pay for it. And suggested that you would tax the wealthiest Americans at a rate of about 90%. No i did not suggest that. Then what is then... What would you tax the wealthiest Americans? This is what we would do You want, if you want tuition free public colleges and universities which I believe we will have a tax on Wall Street speculation which will more than pay for that. You wanna raise the corporate tax rate? Whoops sorry. How much would you raise the corporate tax rate because right now you see estimates people are saying the estimate from The Wall Street Journal is 18 trillion dollars. But what The Wall Street Journal said

44:38 You're listening to noagendastream.com All talk, no... We responded to it is... Yeah, and they're all broke! Yeah, what would be the solution? The only thing I can imagine that you really want to do is print money. How else are you going to do it? We're printing money now Well, we'd have to print more is what I'm saying That's not happening Okay then... You can't fully corrupt this guy! Okay thanks There's the answer Oh my... What was that? The furnace just kicks in

45:41 I'm sorry. I missed that no something a fan just kicked in home to turn it off all right Are you still there? Yeah, okay? I'm through because I get him a lot of packet losses from you yeah And then and I got the same from the chat room they say that they're having some kind of stream problems I can't help its what it is people live with it. Sorry it helped it girl can't help it can't help it because You're listening to Noah J- Girl can't help it. And what's nice, you know when something happens and the stream goes out like everyone jumps on It's a glitch! It's a glitch! It's a glitch! Glitch! Glitch! Glitch! Glitch! You're so hilarious. Hey, who brought that on yourself? So hilarious. SO HILARIOUS. You brought that on yourself What? The glitch thing because you made such as...you made a fuss But its not a glitch Its very obvious its a bandwidth issue Yeah Anyway Its very obvious Douchebags

46:38 Alright, with that I want to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you John C. where the c stands for Charles Dvorak! Well in the morning you Adam Curry also in the morning. They all ships and sea boots on the ground feet near Subs in the water and the dames and knights out there and in the morning comes into water left Yeah, we do somewhere We I think we have one or two in the morning everyone in the chat room glitch no agenda stream calm Thank you very much for thank you for your courage And thank you to PewDiePie who brought us the artwork for episode 757 dairy air and that was

47:17 Let's see the artwork for that. No Agenda Miss America pageant special, yes exactly and I received confirmation on your analysis of the ladies that they were kind of stocky women. Confirmation from who? Well from women because I hadn't seen it and found it hard to believe. But just looking at the list here of people...I sent out this mailing to 14,500 people And the above $50 donors, exactly 30 people. This seems low to me. Yeah... People who support the show I mean we have a show! Yes well let me thank these folks

48:02 Beginning with David Young, the executive producer for show 758. He came in with $466.39 over here in Mill Valley. I think he's the ice cream guy, I believe. This donation brings me above the level of 90 so I'd like to be given the title Sir David of Ross. Please give my best wishes to my wife Lylas Lilius, what do you think that is? Lilius? Lilius. One 112 mile bike ride finished with a marathon. Listen to the best podcast in the universe on the drive back from Tahoe Monday morning. We don't have sports jingles!

48:41 I don't know. I don't know that we have a sports jingle. No, hmmm... How about shut up slave? That's the sports jingle! Shut Up Slave! And finally James Carlson $200 from Denver Colorado and he sends in a note which you send in a check and all the notes says is sending you two hundred dollars it's enclosed A great information show There ya go Alright That's it. That's our three, two associate executive producers and one executive producer. I drove 700 miles for that? Yes! I ran out of gas in the middle of West Texas We want you to get used to being living in a trailer Well at this rate that is all I'm going to be able to afford so... Hey did you hear that our beer, No Agenda Epic Beer won some award Oh did it now Yeah its like the silver medal or something

49:37 It was on Twitter. Yeah, oh I missed it because i've been retweeting most of his posts. He has even my son who's tasted the beer, says it is an outstanding brown ale IPA. Wait a minute! Did he... Is that one of my bottles he tasted? Unfortunately. Oh come on John really?! Well how am I going to get you this beer!? You'll get the beer! Along with the jet pack that was sent to you did you get that? I never got a Jet Pack. People if.. It's the MyFi thing its not an actual jet pack. Yeah but you got one. But yeah he sent two to you

50:16 No, he didn't. Oh! Okay well something else is going on then I got one okay okay i did get two of something though I can't really... Yeah the jetpack! Ok you'll be getting these two. We've got a box ready Here's how it works never ever ever send anything to me through John It just doesn't happen It gets there eventually And the kid drank my beer thanks John Well okay I'll give him my beer Okay, well I'm planning on a trip out west. He drank it and said he's a beer expert. He's a millennial, has to be and he says it was one of the best brown ales they ever had. I said is as good as Newcastle? He laughed. He says this 10 times better than Newcastle!

51:01 I don't know, I wish i could participate in the conversation but unfortunately you gave my beer to your kid. Thanks a lot. At least we get to talk about it yeah thanks pal. We need help please and do not send anything to John it never makes it and you could always be out there drinking my beer and propagating the formula. Our formula is this...we go out we hit people in the mouth I did a little more research on the European Parliament directive about the migrants and about refugees. And, I figured out what the problem is as per the Geneva Convention, as we've discussed every country who is a signatory must allow people to seek asylum in their sovereign nations

52:08 And what the European directive has done, is not allow these people who clearly have the money because they're paying a thousand euros per person to get on a rickety ass boat where it's only about 400 euros to take a flight. The reason why... It's much simpler than you think surprisingly simple. The reason why is The European directive states that if the airline allows someone to get on one of their vessels and land in the EU, the airline has to return them at their own cost. This is why they're not doing it

52:48 And... Oh. Yeah, oh! Yeah, oh! We're seeing a lot of things here I have this is what was this guy's name? It's like some Stavridis He said he's in charge of migration at the Starfleet Command European Union Just listen to the words he's using about this issue Passing now on the refugees problem from one country to another is not a solution. The times are testing the Union, are testing our union and it's up to us in a collective way to show our resilience. The majority of people arriving in Europe are Syrians they're people in genuine need of our protection

53:49 We have a moral duty of protection. It is a duty inscribed in international and European laws I like that he said these times are testing the Union Which is, the more I look at this and the more I hear what Turkey did to pretty much let the migrants go and shove them away towards the border. The more it seems like this has really been a setup Well, I think we've concluded that already. Yeah but the evidence is now...but now you have the guy on the inside saying these are testing times and he seems to be on board with the program. Oh yeah testing times maybe the union will break up and

54:38 Now they're being stopped, now the refugees from Turkey are not getting across the border. Thousands of migrants make yet another bid to march across the border from Turkey into Greece It's a stalemate that has been going on for most of the past week. Scuffles broke out as Turkish police blocked their way The local governor says they won't be allowed to pass unless they're invited by another country Later, the migrants were taken to an open-air sports arena to spend the night. Some spoke of their dreams for a better life in Europe. The decision is to make war and war in that country. No one wants to solve this problem. We with my friend come looking for hope

55:31 for future. My country is very terrorist and we are simple people in Hasakah And that is very popular in the UK. The European Union's due to hold an emergency summit next week to push for a united response In the meantime, the United Nations is warning migrant numbers will grow in the coming days and their flow may fragment further into more new routes So this almost seems like there's some kind of almost like a blackmail operation going on Like here we got all these people We're gonna let them go but we'll hold on to them It's getting, yes that's a possibility. Well what do you think our involvement is? We're not standing idly by... No our involvement is purely for Assad although that now also seems to be uh a little bit on the fence as now we hear that President Obama is going to meet with Vladimir Putin I believe he's speaking in front of the UN General Assembly and carry

56:33 And although I'm going against my rule, it's a short one. Kerry makes very clear that we need to get rid of Assad however... The last year and half we have said that Assad has to go but how long? What the modality is? That's a decision that has to be made. What do you think that means? The modality means the global situation or Overall, what do you think he means by modality? I think it means what it kind of sounds like. It's the... What is the model for him going? Ah! He made in the context of the Geneva process and negotiations We need to get to the negotiation That's what we're looking for And we hope Russia and any Iran other countries with influence will help to bring about that because that's what's preventing this crisis from ending

57:24 We're prepared to negotiate. Is Assad prepared to negotiate? Really negotiate? Is Russia prepared to bring him to the table and actually find the solution to this violence? Those are the pregnant questions. So, it seems the timeline is now well you know we got to negotiate so but it'll take some time and... Well one report has that the Russians have not only loaded them up with armaments but now they're gonna drop Russian soldiers into the fight. Yeah those are reports sure. I think why would they? They're allies! We do stuff like that sure

58:01 Well, it's just a repeat of Ukraine. And it is the repeat of the red line where Putin came in and actually I found... Remember Kerchik? The douchebag who set up the girl who left RT? The one who I think was the dummy. Yeah, well that was the girl was a dummy but this is yes what? I mean yeah he's from the force foreign policy Institute Institute yeah James Kirchick So this is how the think tanks the crazy neocon douchebag think tanks are working and this guy He's adamant. He's just me And he has like a grimace and was on Fox News who were also all in on this But I think you're gonna see it perhaps a bolstering of

58:43 of attacks unfortunately on the moderate Syrian rebels. Vladimir Putin is going to present himself next week, he's gonna be speaking at the UN General Assembly and he'll be presenting himself as a leader of an anti-ISIS coalition along with the Iranians and Syrians and he's gonna try to get the Europeans and us as well to join him if you actually look in most of the attacks that this Syrian regime has been launching they're not against ISIS they are against the moderate Syrian rebels who we claim again in theory to be supporting. I think it's very important, that is what it says It's very important that we not fall for this Well and into your point We've seen the photos we know that President Assad has used barrel bombs and chemical weapons Not only against moderates but also against children in Syria so if we're working with the Russians and the Russians are working with Assad

59:33 Then are we supporting a man who kills children in his own country? Children! I think unfortunately that's the outcome of this policy and most of these migrants from Syria are fleeing Assad. They're telling journalists, they're telling asylum officials in these countries that it is the Assad regime that their fleeing and this all very reminiscent to me back in 2012 you'll remember when President Obama announced His red line, the red line had been violated. And there was talk about perhaps intervening in Syria and then who came to save the day? President Vladimir Putin with a plan to remove Syrian chemical weapons and we fell for that and went along with that. We fell for it! Fell for it?! Because there have been the use of chemical weapons since then. So you didn't want their weapons? What's that?

1:00:16 I thought we didn't want chemical weapons there. What are we falling for? Oh, because what this guy is saying...I'll roll it back a second...is that there's clearly weapon still left! As you know because there have been the use of chemical weapons since then The chemical weapons were not fully removed. I think this is part of broader problem, broader strategic concept on part of this administration which seeks to rapprochement With Iran and we don't want to do anything that will anger the Iranians. That's why we have this This deal this nuclear deal, you know We don't want to take on Assad because he is allied with Iran, you know Kurchik Why don't you just run for president or something? You seem to have all the answers

1:00:55 What a douchebag this guy is. The continued lie about the chemical weapons, which we've debunked and everybody else who's looked at it they couldn't get there where they landed it was that went to write missiles by the ISIS or whoever what other but you know it doesn't how do we know the moderates? We can find them I mean the whole thing is a joke what does a moderate mean anyway like he shoots you but only in the arm What is a moderate? How do you identify the moderates by their armband? He's not bombing ISIS, he's bombing the moderate. I don't know what they are doing! Really how do you make that determination? We can't even use our drones we can't determine who were killing They have the older Toyotas...the moderates..I don't know People just accept this language like oh it's moderates, we're arming the moderates What does that mean?!

1:01:46 It doesn't mean anything. This is all bogus, we've screwed up it just obvious I think the original early on 100 shows ago analysis which discussed the pipelines running around there and Russia trying to get in their crap. That's what the negotiation is about that's...I think that is what's going on And we already heard that Assad had said, well...and Gazprom said, well you know what? We're willing to entertain the pipeline from Qatar up through Aleppo and Homs up into Turkey. We're willing to entertain that now which means Assad will entertain and that's what it has been from the get-go so I think that is maybe why they have some prolonged negotiation. John Maass Well they can't keep this in a war zone forever because you can run pipelines through a war zone

1:02:33 We do it all the time. I know, but you'd rather not! No no and it's hard to build when you're being shot at anyway the UK is gladly using this and the migrant crisis they still refuse to call them refugees Daily Mail had a whole... By the way because of your earlier report I realized that You want to use the word migrant because if you call them refugees, then you do have this EU responsibility. The responsibility exactly. Exactly it's a legal classification good point Yeah, you're a migrant that should get out of here. You got a grinch? Do you have to say I'm an asylum seeker and I have to tell you I'm seeing most of these migrants have tents, nice little pup tents they all seem to be the same tent

1:03:23 They all seem to be the same brand and now they have banners with a dead kid on it, you know the dead kid face down in the ocean. Who printed up the banners? Did they bring along laser printers or silk screening systems?" Who's making the banners? It's in the show notes. You look at all these banners... I mean, I don't know who is making the banners. Obviously not some migrants and by the way nobody has reported on this and I think that thought when I started thinking about it sometime ago but it's like where are all these there's like 800 million people were all they crap where are they crapping Well, I have another video which is useless for an audio show. But there's a lot that the media is not reporting on of what these migrants are doing. They're throwing rocks at trains in Hungary. People come into these train stations and try to hand them food and they're accosted and the food is ripped from their hands and thrown to the ground.

1:04:22 The cops are handing out water and then the migrants at the train station are, you know just throwing the water onto the tracks. I mean they're running around screaming like crazy. You never see any of that certainly not in a nice package report so... And so here's the Daily Mail, which of course they do video like any fine print publication that doesn't know how to monetize. And whoa! We figured out how to get a fake passport that says I'm from Syria. I traveled to southern Turkey myself. I spoke with a number of contacts who told me that the trade was rife both for Syrians who'd lost their documents but also other people seeking a new identity or pretending to be Syrian

1:05:08 Members of ISIS are buying these passports. They're buying them to create new identities for themselves and their families so they can travel to Europe under cover of the millions of genuine refugees who are seeking sanctuary from the terrible war in Syria I know for a fact that they're for sale in the border towns of Turkey. They may be for sale elsewhere, but certainly in the towns on the Turkish border in the south where a lot of Syrian people now live." So this is how I would do it if I was going to create this crisis. I set up a whole bunch of little outfits who get you a passport looks like your from Syria here you go heres your tent

1:05:48 Here's your passport. Oh, oh we got something new in the packet now We have uh- we have a banner of the dead kid Off you go! Can't get into too many details because to do so would put in danger people who given me their trust. All I can say is the passport was created in Syria by a Syrian forger and it was smuggled across the border to Turkey where i took hold of it. Spoken to a passport and identity fraud expert a former Scotland Yard detective who suggested that while there are a couple of flaws in the passport, it is good enough for somebody to be admitted into Southern Europe Italy or Greece. Because they don't know how to detect a fake passport? Because they're idiots yeah... That was just a racist comment

1:06:40 What? It works in Italy where they're too stupid to know. Yeah, that's true. Croatia has now said screw y'all don't you don't come here. In the Croatian border town of Beli Manastir a scramble toward buses and trains taking migrants to the Hungarian border even though Hungary doesn't want them Croatia says it doesn't want them either. Faced with an influx of 13,000 migrants in just over two days Croatian Prime Minister Zoran Milanovic says his country won't register the migrants won't accommodate them and won't be turned into what he calls a migrant hotspot People will obviously no longer be able to stay in Croatia except for us giving them water food and medical care if they need it then they'll move on

1:07:34 Overnight, Hungary began building a fence to seal its border with Croatia having already blocked access from neighboring Serbia. Hundreds of Hungarian police and soldiers have been deployed to the area many hundreds more the government says will arrive over the weekend In Beli Manastir, a local Croat says this is terrible. We used to be refugees as well. For those fleeing desperate conditions in their own countries it's become an ever more complicated struggle to reach Western Europe As one barrier falls it seems another bars the way but the migrants say they've come too far to give up now

1:08:16 So the closest is that this is definite. I mean, we I don't know what our involvement is But it this has been and I know and I don't want to be callous but this has gotten to the point of hilarity Yes, she said it we're doing it fuck the EU screw those guys Well, that's... I find it interesting. ...beginnings. I find it interesting that people will say Adam stop sounding like Hitler these families have babies yeah I know it's all about the babies that's all we hear about the children oh the children this the children that you always should they got great b-roll and they get these and some of the cutest girl little girls she seems so sad and your baby wants a doggy yeah you're being duped

1:09:04 You're being duped. This is... I'm asking again, where are they crapping? It's gotta be a nightmare! Yeah oh yeah it's uh in one of those... Do they get toilet paper because no we're talking about 100 000 people with no toilet facilities they have to crap every day this these packages so to speak are not being created not being put together but there are migrant camps now In in Greece in particular and the smell is horrendous That's all in the in that B roll video that I have of stuff That is not being shown by the mainstream in general as far as I know Yeah, this isn't this is a and of course doing to have disease next yeah It's it's a humanitarian crisis And it's being viewed as migrants. I mean it's you know what no lives matter here's your proof

1:09:57 Nobody cares and all the national, all the citizens of these diverse EU countries. They know it's so sad, dying kids but we don't really want them here we have no room We're full Closed for business Go crap on the border So I'm not sounding like Hitler. We're just giving it to you straight instead of the typical media reports was like, oh look at this Oh that's your and by the way You know the member the refugee was tripped by that by the camera woman Yeah while they were running Camera who is kicking a little girl? Well no he tripped the father who was holding on to the girl yeah But there was also some son apparently also kicked a little girls. Oh yeah in the crotch right all right. All right

1:10:50 So that guy, that father? It's a woman. It was a woman Oh you're talking about the guy who got tripped Yeah He is now a local soccer coach coaching at an academy What? Dream come true he says You can't even avoid being tripped How could it be a soccer coach Red card him Good point! Man Huh That's strange. Yeah, okay I will play along but i require one thing yeah sure we need more soccer coaches here so we still have not seen the full text of the counter-extremism bill from gitmo nation east in the uk which of course goes hand and hand with this because it is intended to ban extremists but in this case non-violent extremist uh and then so we still haven't seen the text however

1:11:52 We do have a definition now of what nonviolent extremist is and in our... actually let me see if it actually says extremist. Yes, extremism here we go Cameron and Home Secretary Theresa May have defined extremism are you ready for it? You want to write this down quote got the pen at the ready This you need to write this down quote vocal or active opposition to fundamental British values. Okay, that is pretty much the abolishment of free speech That's crazy

1:12:49 But is it illegal to be a nonviolent activist? Yes, that's what the bill is going... when we see the full text sometime later this year. So you can't be opposed to British values vocally? No. You can say no I think- Fish and chips suck! I don't like fish and chips. Father Christmas is a homo Yeah, see you can't say that. You're a racist for wearing blackface! Yeah vocal or active opposition to fundamental British values? I don't like crumpets! Exactly off to jail with you! Crumpets... Scons are not nice yeah vocal or active opposition to fundamental British values The British are crazy they don't even know what they're in for

1:13:44 No, they can't say anything. They can't do anything All they do is go to the pub and grouse to each other and they may be grousing to a government agent in The future here is um, you know who was this Anderson? Who's this guy these issues matter because they concern the scope of UK discrimination hate speech and public order laws The limit that the state may place on some of our most basic freedoms, the proper limits of surveillance and the acceptability of imposing suppressive measures without the protections of criminal law. Yeah exactly! That's some guy who is opposed to it... Who will be first to go? You can't be opposed to the law. Wouldn't that be the same if you said, I don't like this law? Is that on a vocal opposition to a fundamental British value as codified? Yeah and it's also hate speech because you hate the law. Is hate speech going to apply anything other than people just like The Crumpet?

1:14:38 I don't like crumpets. I think they suck, is that hate speech? If it's a fundamental British value yes now here in the United States of Gitmo Nation we have another issue where the FBI 22 year old Queens resident Ali Saleh was arrested following an FBI investigation into his attempts to join ISIS But what was his real crime is he began retweeting ISIS or ISIL tweets.

1:15:16 Retweeting is now a crime. It is considered an endorsement according to the FBI No, if you put it what do you want? If you have okay here's the hypothetical You and I've seen this people have they there were little yeah RT not equal Endorsement right retweet does not equal endorsement they put that on there. You've seen it. I've seen it yep Does that count nope Nope. No, no disclaimer by the license agreement. No, you la know? No, no, no FBI has been using retweets as evidence against Twitter happy ISIS wannabes The summer 17 year old Virginia resident was arrested after regularly re-tweeting fawning statements about Isis leader Abu Bakr al Baghdadi So there you go if you retweet If your free tweet something that is pro Isis You get arrested

1:16:13 and taken downtown for questioning. Well, here's another hypothetical for you. Okay? What if you... okay here would be the retweet. You got some albacodic bull crap and so you decided to retweet it but in the new Twitter they've changed things a little bit if you re-tweet your given the opportunity to add your two cents they decided to put this feature in there so people didn't do the RT They want you to retweet the official way by hitting the Retweet button. So you hit Retweet and then you have a little box that comes up where you can say something, so you say this guy's an idiot! And then wait...and then? A wink face. A smiley face. No no no. Retweeting is endorsement. That's what it is

1:17:01 If I say this, I'm not endorsing this in the little box. Book try it! Why don't you give it a shot? I'm not trying to now you're gonna get me arrested be one man show. Did you know what you're up to did you follow this from your alma mater about UC Berkeley No way. Oh come on now You must have been following this they had that you know they had a new doctrine and you know you have the right To not be Harassed by intolerance? You didn't follow this story. No! Oh my God, I can see the campus from here actually. Oh no a proposed new policy against intolerance was criticized by Regents of course and they're trying to go back to the... Well you know who runs the place Yeah DHS Janet what's her name? Lucy Napolitano exactly

1:17:59 How can you say that, well this is part of the overall New World Order. The EU has all kinds of intolerance laws which is... it is speech! It is speech but your just... we're so fucked. There ya go that word alone yeah arrest him. Arrest him and confiscate the trailer and put in on the auction block I'll buy it Regent Richard Bloom said he and his wife Senator Dianne Feinstein believe that students who behave in racist, anti-semitic or other biased ways should face penalties such as suspension or expulsion. It's an ongoing theme." It all started with the free speech movement 1967... I mean it started wasn't that supposed to give us free speech? Yeah! That was called the FSM, The Free Speech Movement Right Was followed up by the way by The Filthy Speech Movement which was kind of funny and

1:19:02 which gave us the right to cuss in public. And now it's come to this, what are you going to do? Well ultimately it will boil down to intolerance and hate speech which will be deemed as illegal content or illegal network traffic is a part of the net neutrality laws. It's a perfect storm The circle is rounding out nicely. Yeah, everything we've said... I think you're right! That will doom our show by the way and people should pony up at least while we were still in business. Yeah that's why i need to stay in the trailer because im going to be on the run. On the lam. We'll be on the run. I'll be on the run from the law. This is bad man this is bad

1:19:52 This is all bad news. Alright, let's talk about this kid, this clockmaker kid because something happened that I know if hadn't been getting on the tour... ...I probably would have done this work but a number of people have now investigated this so-called clock that the kid made, Ahmed, the kid there in Irving Texas And what he did is, he took either a countdown clock or the clock radio. He just took it apart and then screwed it into this... you know, screwed it into a pencil case. Now can you back up and give some people a little background on this because I think it's not... I mean, I could be dead wrong on this but I think there are probably a few people especially European and Australian listeners that don't remember this story. So what happened here was we have a kid named Ahmed who was Muslim

1:20:45 And this, of course... In Texas. In Texas, Irving, Texas now which is right near Garland where we had an actual shootout when they had the cartoon contest so people a little bit on edge there understandably This kid created you know he said he invented the clock which he didn't He just took a casing off of an alarm clock put it into a kind of a briefcase, like a pencil briefcase. It went off and started beeping during English class and he said hey look at my cool clock! And then the English teacher said no that's not cool although you know we don't really know the story because it was engineering teacher or whatever... We have no idea what's true there but then he was taken downtown for questioning and he was put in handcuffs and then his sister was able to take pictures of him in handcuffs and tweeting His dad is

1:21:37 has participated in a lot of vocal and very visible protests against Islamophobia. In particular, he participated in the mock trial with the preacher you'll recall I think it was in Florida who wanted to burn the Quran So it felt that this guy's dad was involved in that. That's an old story Yeah, yeah, and I guys dad was involved in that yeah he also ran for president of What is its where do you run for president? Mmm? I can't remember right now twice including 2015 damn what country was it that doesn't matter so the things that I noticed right off the bat were one That care was in on it. That's the the council

1:22:25 An Arab- Islamic relations. Or American Islamic relations, that's it. Which in the past... It was a front organization for Hamas. Well no but in the past it was implicated as a front organization for raising money for Hamas and other terror groups. No one has ever convicted them but you know it's alright fine Now, so and then immediately everyone was like oh this is racist bigoted Texans rednecks horrible people. This would not have happened if the kid's name was Terry although I'd like to point out that Kid Point uses his hand as a gun and gets you know thrown out of school Yeah white kid yeah all kinds of stuff like that but oh he was put in handcuffs He never would've been pu- just nuts So now it turns out this kid didn't invent anything there's no cool clock There's nothing

1:23:17 He just, you know pulled something apart put it in the suitcase and then made it go off during the lesson so that's very sketchy but what I wanted to figure out is what was Kares involvement? And uh... I saw he had a little press gathering and there's all these women standing around him all with hijabs. Is it hijab? That's the scarf, right? Not the Habib. Yeah I think so. You're the one that corrected me on that. Yeah absolutely. I keep...I think it was hijab and they were prompting him there to whispering off to him So the kid is doing a press conference and now he has offs the right he has like lawyers and all these I think are PR women which we'll find out in a moment is true then just listen to a little bit of how this kid is talking about what happened

1:24:08 The how it's being politicized and how this kid is being abused No the police still have my property So I don't think you can hear but someone the question is was a conversation between you and your teacher he answers no He answers no. Then I'm like, why? No. No. The police chief wants to meet with you. Are you going to meet with the police chief? Why? He says he wants to meet with you, the police chief. Do you want to meet with him or... Not without my lawyer, no.

1:24:50 Now this kid who's 14 is like, I can't comment on anything now without my lawyer. Okay? Y'all mentioned that you're still suspended are you willing to meet at the school the school said they've wanted to meet with y'all this week and They haven't been able to do so no transferring schools So I don't see a point in that What school are you trying to transfer to um? We don't have evidence on that. Do you hear, do you hear the... I don't know if you can here this John? You hear the woman prompting him what to say? What school are you transferring to? Yeah, I hear her mumbling. Yeah, what school are you transferring dude? She's like... We don't have evidence on that yet

1:25:28 They don't have definites. Yeah, but he's being prompted by this woman. I understand. We don't have a definite on it yet. Now she just answering for him. You seem to be doing pretty well are you? How are you emotionally taking all of this? I felt pretty down that no one would know about this but I guess with all the supporters online and social media it brought me to the point where I could see people who don't care for me but every other person It made me really happy to see all these people support me and support others. Are you going to go the White House and accept the President's invitation? Yes! Alright, thank you so much we really appreciate it This president is a sucker Okay now listen to this By the way I want to stop for just a second This president is a sucker He's in on it John Fuck it he's in on it He's in on it So this kid... You know

1:26:21 We see tons of stories where something happens and the kid is with the parents usually, mom and dad. You know they'll be sitting down or whatever... No! This kid is surrounded by suits and I think one that you'll find out in a minute by PR women And now they're gonna wrap up this conference just listen Thank you so much we really appreciate it let us know if you have any further follow-up questions Ahmed's gonna go inside, but we can talk to you on a different level. We're not going to answer any questions about the legal issues But we can talk about some of the more social issues related to this story Thank you so much for yes Yes The social issues exactly though he's got a whole PR team now I go back and look and sure shooting The day after this took place The kid is on I think it's on MSNBC yet with the lesbian Chris Hayes

1:27:12 And the same woman is there. Turns out she is a representative from CARE! It's the same woman, she's actually dressed exactly the same I don't know if you know... She has other scarves to put on but it's exactly the same and just listen to this. Aliya when did you uh when do the parents and you find out about what had happened to Ahmed? So the parents found out when they finally did contact him, his parents when they were in the jail. When they were at the police station there in Irving so they finally contacted the parents even though Ahmed had repeatedly asked for them to get his parents involved and they repeatedly refused until once that the police station His family, his mother and father and sister went up their

1:27:56 Some of the pictures that are circulating on social media are thanks to his sister's quick thinking. She took some pictures, she recorded some information which was really helpful. After that in the evening time we were notified about the case situation and then met with the family the following morning to get the details of what had happened." Okay... So she is a PR rep? And, you know we may have discrimination. We may have bigotry. We may have all kinds of things but to take this kid and to abuse him is not in order

1:28:37 It's not in order and she is not the only one. Oh, no! Watch MIT try to slip in a native ad. Overwhelming I want to bring someone else who has voiced their support for Ahmed. Dr. Shonda Prescott Weinstein an astrophysicist at MIT which Ahmed called his dream school Doctor you're there Anything you want to say to Ahmed about MIT? And what kind of place it would be should he wanna check you out there? So, Ahmed...I'm so happy that You're coming out on top and I just want to say by the way, you are my ideal student a creative independent thinker like you but he mean He ripped apart an alarm clock and put it in the briefcase. Oh Yeah This is that this is the kind of student we wanted MIT It's the kind of person who should be becoming a physicist as a theoretical physicist I would love it if you took an interest in the mathematical side Although you're clearly very adept

1:29:31 with your hands and at building things. So I hope you'll think about theoretical physics if there's any possibility that you can come visit us at MIT, i would love to give you a tour of the center for theoretical physics and the Kavli Institute for Astrophysics and I'm hearing from my former advisors at Harvard College that they would love for you to come to this center for Astrophysics, the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics. I really hope that you'll come visit us in Cambridge." Now if that wasn't enough let's say it one more time everybody listen up! It would be fantastic to have you. You are the kind of student we want at places like MIT and Harvard. This is an ad! Come on everybody! Come on if your building clocks in briefcases

1:30:14 Come on everybody and there's a kicker at the end here. Listen to the PR woman how she leaves the interview. Obviously it is plane flight but maybe you can go check it out I know its early for college, your only 14 but these things start early these days. That's a fact right there! Alright, Ahmed Mohamed, Alia Salem and Shonda Prescott Weinstein. Thank you all for being here thank you for coming on and your a remarkably remarkably poised young man. Thank You thanks for having us Thanks for having us she says because it's all about her now this is this is a scam of epic proportions and they're abusing this kid its child abuse running him around everywhere child abuse I tell you despicable

1:31:00 And this kid, he's programmed. He's like MKUltra with his answers. No! Not without my lawyers! Well... This brings us to Trump There you go Because Trump was set up Yeah And this was played by all the networks Yep So Trump and I have probably the most elaborate take Was ABC who is out to get Trump because they need to get Jeb Bush in For the Disney Florida connection But what was interesting to me is that there was a formula, and ABC and CBS...because I'm doing my three by three. I'm looking at all the networks we have. Mimi's here, and... Oh! You're finally getting laid? And so Mimi, she's out actually serving beer as we speak. No wait no agenda beer?! She's drinking my beer too?? No she's serving beer at the comedy day which is happening in San Francisco it's very under publicized with Jay. Jay's serving beer

1:32:02 They're part of the beer serving operation. And I'm telling her about the three by three thing, since she doesn't listen to the show and she's all...and I said, I'm learning quite a bit. She says well they all say the exact same news right? And I say no that's the surprising thing they don't except for a couple of stories. The rest of it is pretty wide open it's kind of interesting how different they are one of the most interesting things about it And, but in this case with the Trump story there I'd the CBS and NBC had close to this. But CBS and ABC had the exact same packages which includes

1:32:44 includes John McCain telling somebody once that Obama wasn't an Arab, and then that's followed by Chris Christie saying oh it's terrible that he didn't defend the president. Oh so they all day pile jumped on him Yes, and then Hillary comes on with her where the clip of her and Ben here's the ABC This is the Trump ER which is er stands for eye roller The Trump ER ABC which is a long package. But this is they're all with us there were all long packages They were all exactly the same with the same one thing after the other before we play it I have a question

1:33:20 Did they have any shots of him making crazy faces in the package? Yes, of course. And that by the way we'll talk about because the crazy face thing I think is going to be as a Achilles heel. We begin with the controversy over that moment at a Donald Trump event what was said about Muslims and about President Obama The Republican frontrunner listening to a supporter who made the comments some seizing on what Trump did and did not say afterward Tonight you'll hear it all for yourself. You decide as Trump can't oh, I love it you decide Oh good was an appearance in South Carolina this evening saying he has to close a deal ABC's David Wright is in South Carolina tonight Tonight Donald Trump is under fire for the way He handled this question we problem in his country It's called Muslims We know our current

1:34:07 current president is one. You know he's not even an American. We need this person, man! But anyway we have training camps growing where they want to kill us that's my question when can we get rid of it? We're gonna be looking at a lot of different things and you know a lot of people are saying that and a lot of people are saying that bad Bad things are happening out there. We're going to be looking at that and plenty of other things." Trump did not challenge the man's false claim President Obama is Muslim Today his campaign tells ABC News he had trouble hearing the question Adding, The bigger issue is that Obama is waging war against Christians in this country Their religious liberty is at stake Trump's opponents say he should not have let the question slide If someone brought up a town hall meeting of mine I would've said No listen before we answer

1:34:56 Let's clear some things up for the rest of the audience. And I think you have an obligation as a leader to do that. That's what John McCain did at a town hall in 2008 when one of his supporters called Obama and Arab. He is not no man, he said he's a decent family man citizen that I just happen to have disagreements with. Oh, I like that. The opposite of Arab is decent family man. That's more egregious than anything. Nobody points that out by the way, it's so obvious no ma'am He's not an Arab No No No he's a decent family man because you know Arabs are crazy decent Family-man citizen that I just happen to have disagreements with but for years Trump has fanned Conspiracy theories that Obama was not born in America as recently as a few months ago Do you accept the President Obama?

1:35:50 was born in the United States is not Muslim. I really don't know More than half the people who support Trump believe Obama is Muslim Today, the Trump campaign said that the questioner was right to... Hold on a second but where did they get that statistic from? I don't know, but it may or may not be true. But I can tell you this...I would like people out there if you want to do something one of the experts on extremism who's at the Hoover Institution right now is a guy named Daniel Pipes who during the 9-11 era had to be guarded by the government because they were trying to kill him or he thinks so.

1:36:31 Obama, is Obama a Muslim Daniel Pipes and read his essay it's very entertaining. Oh we'll put it in the show notes But the way they piece this together with, they threw the thing about the birth control certificate which... The birth control certificate? But what's that got to do with this?! It's not a birth control. It's not a birth control certificate. I mean a birth control certificate. No! His birth certificate. Sorry. You're getting mixed up as a title. The way that I got a better title birth control certificate Pretty funny. I like that it's a new planned parenthood thing birth control certificate anyway the point is is that they're mixing and matching oh yeah, bring in the air thing and bringing the birth certificate in This is a hit piece. Oh, yeah Obama is Muslim

1:37:27 Today the Trump campaign said the questioner was right to worry about terrorist training camps in the United States. Trump insists they exist, The White House says that's absurd. I haven't seen anybody produce any evidence to substantiate the claim that there are. take a rather dim view of those views. Tonight Trump was due to appear at this candidates forum here in South Carolina but he cancelled last minute his campaign insists it had nothing to do with this controversy because Trump was closing a significant deal David Wright with us tonight, David thank you. Thank You yes fabulous work excellent package now

1:38:08 He never said anything about the camps, but they implied it. And this guy was obviously a stooge that was sent in. So now NBC takes the same story and they don't keep the package intact They decide to add their own kind of analysis. On the trail in Iowa. Alright Hallie thank you we all know that facts are frequent casualty of political campaigns But Donald Trump's unequivocal and rapid-fire style has left a number of his provocative statements open to challenge. Our Katie Turr has been doing some fact checking and tells us what she found. As Donald Trump takes fire for what he didn't say last night, more scrutiny is being paid to what he does say. NBC did it check to see how Donald Trump's campaign statement matched up the facts on funding

1:38:58 his own campaign. I am not accepting any money from anybody telling the New York Times today he's willing to spend a hundred million dollars fact it may be most of his money but he is still taking money directly from a donation button on his website asking for ten two twenty seven hundred dollars and benefiting from the super PAC to make America great again on wasteful spending telling supporters construction delays in the Capitol Dome mean the scaffolding would come down for the inauguration only to go back up again. If I win, I will let the scaffolding stay up okay? All right? I'll let it stay up! Fact the office of the architect of The Capitol tells NBC News this is false and the project will be done before January 2017 and then there's vaccines and autism Trump at the debate on Wednesday here two-and-a-half years old a child a beautiful child went to have the vaccine and came back

1:39:52 And a week later got a tremendous fever, got very very sick. Now is autistic. Fact according to the American Academy of Pediatrics We know there's no link between autism and vaccines The research has been done the studies have concluded fact is exaggeration According to Donald Trump has always been part of his success In the art of the deal, he calls it truthful hyperbole. Writing people want to believe that something is the biggest and greatest and most spectacular It's a form of exaggeration And very effective form of promotion One that so far appears to be working As for the scaffolding Trump says He got information from source on vaccines He stands by his position And campaign finance he says

1:40:41 funding his whole campaign, but does appreciate smaller donations. Lester as you know the most that any one person can donate to a campaign is $2700. Caught something in the chat room, and I think John. I'm pretty sure We have grown to a level where now our Jean provocateurs are in the chat room I've been seeing it for the past four or five weeks This is this is great something new yeah, yeah there in there they're yelling things you know like oh Is that you got arrested because of the Muslim boy? Not everything is a conspiracy theory So, you know and then I saw something in this report just popped up in the chat room This is the new mean be on the lookout for this it comes from Clinton Be distracted by their flamboyant front-runner trying to bully and buy his way into the presidency. That's the meme He's trying to buy his way into the presidency and I just saw it in the chat room This is this is the new meme

1:41:41 Guy spending his own money trying to buy himself a... No. People who are taking money from lobbyists, but are being bought for the lobbyist to buy the presidency That's the truth Yes Anyway, this report on NBC and I think you're right about the Jean Provocateur. Why not? There's gonna be Clinton people in there Oh, there's all kinds She is the one! In fact, I've got a couple of Clinton Which means we're no longer under the radar John but that little podcast we were doing...ah jeez alright Well you don't know Sure I don't know This report from NBC has nothing

1:42:20 There was nothing. No, there was no horrible discovery that he's a big liar or anything else. There is nothing they had nothing with the what was in their report that was so revealing? Nothing! There is nothing and they tried to say oh and then my favorite quote is gonna benefit from the super PAC you don't benefit from it but they buy some ads They can give me the money and I can even meet with them The whole report was just totally bogus. Yeah, he's got to be a strong man because the attacks... So now it's going to be... He is trying to buy his way in You know what is coming next? It's gonna be attacking his family That's the obvious Ivanka! I'm sure Ivanka has something to hide

1:43:06 No, I'm sure she does. She must have... well everybody does. Yeah. All right well let's listen to now Hillary that what you just said about the uh trying to buy his way in About the person no about the guy that's using social media so Hillary shows up on the uh on The Fallon Show Uh-huh yeah wasn't it was at the same day of the debate? Yeah, it was. It was at the same night and they didn't analyze the debate too much because I don't think they saw it because the show taped so early but they pretended that they did. But what a dumb day to go on a big show! It was kind of dumb not to mention. I think they didn't expect this somebody did the wrong book I'm sure she was irked about it, but let's listen to her This is Fallon and Hillary on social media so we can get a clue here that she's really into this This is what she was about in the Middle East My mom has no clue what's going on text like

1:44:01 blow her mind. But here you are, you're very good with social media and I want to ask you like you're using Vine? You doing Vines? You doing selfies or on Twitter do you know how to do all these things? Do you know what these things are? Yeah! I don't them all myself no okay now obviously I'd you know I work with a lot of people because i'm on the road all the time and you know things pop up and if I say hey what about this somebody says it's the same to me but you know it is the way to communicate You have to be, you know excuse me involved in hearing what's on people's minds and responding. I actually like it! I think it's a great way for people to feel like they're sharing ideas They're part of a bigger community than you could ever be in reality It's the online community. I think we have... Is this the clip about the techno experts? Hold on. I had this group of young techno experts

1:44:53 We'll play that at the end of the show. That's when she was in the State Department, I have techno experts! She should've said it! She should have said it right now. It would've been great." I think she had lived it at the time, but I don't think that was part of her... The techno experts comment was just off the cuff and she hasn't really incorporated into her normal speech. There's three clips I have from this and none are important but they were all Fallon fawning all over the whole thing then they did a phony baloney kind of Fallon fawning all over her or the email thing which is just she passed off again You know, she's good. And then this again is on NBC which is out to get Trump and they want her in they don't want Jeb Bush because they want a warmonger more of a warmonger I think Bush is going to be up the par you know one of the two women definitely wanted expand their military since our military is not big enough even though it's so big that you can't audit it. All right email clip?

1:45:54 Yeah, if you want to play so get a sense of how they soft pedal this to the public at large. Can you just say what's in the emails? That's all we want to know. If you tell us what's in the email, I'll get over it! What we're thinking is probably much worse Are you just like typing in all caps? Is that embarrassing? I mean... A lot of misspellings. Is it like my mom where everything's in a subject line and nothings in the body? Well its kind of variation on that and there are thousands of them that are already out there Most people have gotten bored after reading 10 or 12 because they're boring

1:46:36 I mean, they're kind of you know what are we doing? How do we do it when's the meeting now the most significant one that has come to light because You know this was a really important issue. Yeah and it I had to talk about on the email and that is, I was asked if i could get gefilte fish into Israel in order for it to be used in time for Passover. That was the gefilte fish. Look, I've said that I'm taking responsibility. I am trying to be as transparent as possible but nothing that was sent at the time or received... What does it even mean transparent is possible? Like you're still hiding something is that what that means like I'm trying to be as transparent as possible but obviously some things are just not for you Shidison You're just not allowed to know that Taking responsibility and trying to be a transparent as possible But nothing that was sent at the time or received was secret This is all retroactive It would be

1:47:50 It's a little hard to explain, but sometimes different government agencies argue about what should or shouldn't be classified. And then they say hey it wasn't at the time but maybe it should have been and somebody else says no I disagree and they say well to be safe maybe we oughta cross out some of the words It wasn't at the time and the stuff that's in it. I think is really boring people which kind of hurts my feelings Grandma knows how to use an email Amazing amazing, it's amazing. I tell you amazing

1:48:32 You want to do more of these? Since you played it, you might as well play the last clip which is I think is the one that's most promotional. And uh...I think this was unconscionable this particular clip. This is Fallon doing his- playing the party line he's obviously all in for her and this did but this is a- this clip was annoying. It is! That's right! Thank you very much. Now I have a lot to get to here, of course tonight was the GOP debate Yes that's true second one This is the second GOP debate The two leaders over there on the Republican Party One is a real estate mogul Right The other guy is a neurosurgeon Yeah He's in the lead, the other candidate You were senator, you were first lady Secretary of State Is this possible?

1:49:21 That you have too much experience To the voters to decide yeah, you know when you think about it You can just sort of throw your head into the future and you could have The White House rename the Trump house Okay You can see where that went. Yeah, of course a couple other things here we have now big Big letters being written. Uh, Bernie? The Bern! Feel the Bern? Feel the Bern. Bernie got a big endorsement from some letter... Let me see this is uh was it 128 artists and cultural leaders have endorsed The Bern

1:50:09 How come that gets a credit when the 30,000 scientists wrote the anti-climate change letter? That gets no attention whatsoever. Let's see Will Ferrell Jeremy Piven John C Reilly and an ad just popped up there we go uh Danny DeVito Sarah Silverman are among the 128 Artists and cultural leaders who have put their names on an open letter calling for Sanders to be the Democrat presidential nominee. Which is nice, but that's not how the system works Let me see who else is on this... Who else of interest? Elvin Bishop fooled around fell in love really trying to be relevant there Elvin very nice Jackson Brown Belinda Carlisle Well says here comedian Margaret Cho That's quite a list I would've come Steve Earl

1:51:04 Oh man, this is a nice list. Uh, we the undersigned artists musicians and cultural leaders of America- oh I'm sorry! I didn't realize Elvin Bishop was still one of the cultural leaders of America. Ha! Hahaha! I must have been through about a million girls It's a vision that pushes for a progressive economic agenda. Yeah spend it on war making stuff It's a vision that creates jobs raises wages protects the environment and gets big money out of politics Well, not true because the big money is from the unions Bernie Sanders has every single Union known to man He has its own as all unions and then like the crystal sugar Alliance or something somehow the Chris the sugar guys are indoor Supporting him yeah

1:51:52 We endorse Bernie Sanders to become the 2016 Democratic nominee for President of the United States. Sincerely, The Artists and Cultural Leaders for Bernie Sanders." Is that an arrogant bunch of shit or what? Hi! It's going to be on... I almost said Hitler. It's gonna be on Hillary's hit list these people Oh yeah, cultural leaders. Because you know you can be a Republican and bitch and moan about Hillary all you want or an Independent and bitch and moan or even be us and bitch and moan but if you're a Democrat You're in the cult. You can't turn on Hillary She's gonna screw with me I just want to recognize that Belinda Carlyle is indeed a cultural leader of the United States of America Our lips are sealed doo-doo-doo-doo Now

1:52:37 Joe Biden got himself an endorsement of his own. 50 Democratic donors circulating a letter asking Vice President Joe Biden to get into the 2016 race and take on Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination, saying if he announces he's running we're all in. Jim Oliphant is covering this story from all in. The letter basically makes the argument that Joe Biden is the best person to continue uh... the administration in achievements of president obama what's a good about the letter is while there have been parties urging by to get into the race for awhile work now we're going to see a little bit of a groundswell and actual money behind that effort this is the kind of thing that could encourage biden and his people that he does have a real shot

1:53:22 at building the kind of financial organization that could take Clinton on. They like Biden's authenticity, they like the fact that Biden has a connection to the Obama administration, they like his optimistic spirit and frankly they like the fact he is not burdened by the kind of baggage that Clinton is facing right now." Biden has been weighing a run as he recovers from the death of his son Beau in May, and sources tell Reuters he's not going to be rushed. But some supporters are worried that if Biden waits too long, his 2016 window will close. I've got information man! New shit has come to light! That's right this just in 128 names added to the Clinton body count. I'd be careful if I were you people. Hmm... On The View Well let's stop for a second on this Biden thing

1:54:12 This may necessitate, Biden, this may necessitate the plan, the Clinton Plan B, standing for Bill to... Earlier because she's got to get the nomination before she could run for president. And with Plan B you mean Bill has to have some horrific medical event? He has a heart attack or something else happened. Yeah that's what we're talking about. He's been awfully quiet Yeah, well he may be hiding out. Although he could be endorsing the idea This is going to be interesting to see how this works out You know Biden's ego Is going to be the final determinant It's not gonna be his money

1:54:57 It's just, the guy who just runs for president. I think you're right and his ego says, I want him to beg me! I want him to beg me dammit! Beg Me! Perfectly right. You nailed it. Exactly. Hey, I wouldn't have done it but then again my son told me... And he has the leverage of his deceased son uh... sad but yeah this is part of his part of his gimmick mysterio ball wanted me to run and bone one in the Iran so i you know we talked it out over my wife and she said that you know there's an opportunity he wants to be out there given speeches are using care if he wins about a couple more things

1:55:39 After the debate, the view, Whoopi Goldberg who can't even read was trying to bash Reagan. Which I think some of it's warranted but her historical facts are Sketchy at best and I figured I'd play this clip and get some input from you since You were of cognitive age when that when this all went down, you know, I like Ronald Reagan He's it was very nice man But I just want to point out that you know he did some things that were not particularly good for the country Yeah There's a few movies. I didn't like In 67 he signed the Letterman-Petras Short Act which sought to end the involuntary commitment of the mentally ill. What did she just say? Do you know about this? I got the whole history, we talked about this on the show before He was governor of California, her date is wrong She said 1967

1:56:34 Look at why I'm talking about this. Look up when he was governor, I think it was governor from 68 to something, I don't know if it was in 67 but look, it could have been 66, I could be wrong but check it out so when he became governor because I remember this whole period very succinctly. He did a lot of stuff including signing this bill which closed most of the mental institutions in California Because the Democrats for years, when I was in grammar school and high school all I heard about was these horrible mental institutions. It was the Democrats who kept hounding us saying we can't be locking these people up! And one flew over the cuckoo's nest. Yes of course it was part of that. All part of this push and Reagan didn't want to deal with it so he just signed the bills they wanted him to sign which were

1:57:29 Get...open him up. Hell with it, we can just close it." It was not his idea and everyone blames him but I'm telling you there's the Democrats who were hounding that were...it was a major, major issue. Thank you very much! I knew that you would have the right answer to this he became governor in 1966 by the way so- Okay, so one of the first things he did So let us know what we just heard from you and I of course all immediately believe what you say that the Democrats, Democrats had all these bills. This is crazy we had support from Hollywood with the one flew over the cuckoo's nest We got to close them down and now Whoopi Goldberg comes out and says this Commitment of the mentally ill so what they did was they closed all of These mental facilities and they dumped

1:58:14 They didn't bring them anywhere else. They dumped mentally ill people on the street. So that's her takeaway, John? They dump them on the street which is what the Democrats wanted correct Absolutely. Now wait for the second example of something she doesn't like so much. She dumped him! Also, you know the air traffic controllers were on strike You know I feel like if the air traffic controllers are pissed you want to hear what they have to say okay? Okay, okay Listen to Air Traffic Controllers

1:58:51 Instead of saying hey, what's going on? He said you have two days to come back to work. We're firing You yeah this caused such an issue because they didn't have any backup They didn't have any backup so it wasn't all that For me and one drug, you know place alright So they did have a back up because everyone came in and they took over they also lot of guys came back that were on strike, because he gave them two days. It was against the law for the air traffic controllers to go on strike, which is an overlooked fact. And so they...so he decides to get tough with these guys and he

1:59:30 makes this, tells them to get back to work or they're fired and half of them came back to work. And then he also had a bunch back who was already there ready to go to work. There was never an incident because of this. There were no planes falling out the sky? No So it worked out fine propaganda. Okay lies I tell you the view lies, but shattered. I'm shattered Is that the best two examples she can come up? That's yeah That's what she had right there There's better shit than that if you really want to go after Reagan now this was surprising I liked it And I have to say, I had some similar sentiment in reflecting on the shit show of the three-hour shit show known as the Republican debate. This is Mika Brzezinski daughter to Zbigniew. Of course she's a huge... She's member of Illuminati everybody knows this. My facts are good as Whoopi Goldbergs

2:00:25 And she is, she has a girl crush on Carly Fiorina. Compare Carly Fiorina's performance last night no notes know nothing with Hillary Clinton stammering and stumbling through a basic attack on Donald Trump There's no comparison. That's exactly what I was talking about she was disciplined She had a measured tone she used it she always uses a vocal range that projects strength warmth and confidence without being to this or to that she is pitch-perfect perfect and on top of it she knows her material, she has very strong opinions. She knows how to fight but she never fights so hard that it can be criticized as whatever you know what words people would use when it goes too shrill

2:01:11 She actually was, as you said, pitch perfect. A star. He's terrifying to the Democrat I can tell you right now it just first of all counts out the historic nature of a Hillary Clinton presidency Right there! The one thing that people might be holding on too It goes away and on top of it she is terrifying She's really good She's really good. I was talking about that measured tone and that discipline, that vocal range only because these are the things that women struggle with and actually they get counted out because of actually these physical presentation issues My God! I have never seen anyone like her ever. She is like a perfect know your value woman she knows her value and she communicates it effectively respect first

2:01:55 And then all the friendship and fun stuff later. She's doing what she needs to do right now I like it, but I like the physical presentation issues Yeah It's the Botox because and I was I saw a couple clips of her talking about I think it's her stepdaughter who died your eyebrows They're glued on no, there's the whole forehead. It's it's a box move It is like a cardboard box that does know and when she was talking about you know We buried a child because of drug overdose You know it almost didn't come across as sincere because she's incapable of Portraying her voice cracked for a moment yeah just just a hair

2:02:38 But she does have real presentation issues. And of course, she's also a warmonger and not a little one but I'll say that I thought she did a good job. Now, this is her with George Stepan Foupnopoulos who of course wants Jeb Bush and he's trying to slam her up something which personally, I know you've done a lot about it, but I definitely have done all the work Stephanopoulos, not so. And this is another thing—we're really deconstructing the media big time here because the main meme from day one about the Planned Parenthood videos was

2:03:18 Deceptive editing, it's not there. It's not true the scene doesn't exist you don't really see it and here's George and Carly Another powerful moment last night was when you talked about those planned parenthood tapes But analysts have watched all 12 plus hours say the scene described that harrowing analyst John the analysts who've watched all twelve plus hours because my god What do you do as an analyst? I don't know Now that you mention it, I was going to bring this up and it's one of these things I forgot. It was probably a few shows ago... A lot of the news media guys are now calling themselves analysts. Yeah senior! Senior analyst

2:03:57 And they're reporters, they're not analysts. Analysts and reporting...reporting and analysis are two different things. You can't be a reporter and an analyst. You one or the other." I think he even calls a woman from Vox the analyst who did all this important work of, oh my God! I watched 12...are you kidding me? People watch House Of Cards in a weekend. It's not a big deal to watch 12 hours of video. The scene you described, that harrowing scene you described actually isn't in those tapes Did you misspeak? No I didn't misspeak and i don't know who you're speaking about In terms of watching the tapes but I have seen those images I don't know whether you've watched the tapes George most people haven't Certainly none of the Democrats who are still defending Planned Parenthood Have watched those tapes Planned Parenthood needs to be defended This- Ooh! Ooh...I didn't hear that

2:04:49 That's a little Freudian slip, did you hear that? What she is trying to say is she putting herself in the other side and then talking for them. Well what she tried to say was Planned Parenthood needs to be defunded but she said defended Listen again and parenthood have watched those tapes Planned Parenthood needs to be defended Yeah, you're right whoops The fit needs to be defended who so it did the truth try to get out there Carly I wonder this kind of butchery erodes at the character of our nation Well the Sarah Cliff actually in writing in Vox watched all 12 here Sarah Cliff in Vox writing in box

2:05:29 So she's a reporter? She's not an analyst. He noticed the nervousness in his voice because she called him out? Oh yeah! Well, you know there's a lot of commentary about these tapes being doctored. In fact that is what the mainstream media keeps talking about is the tapes and their origin. Rest assured I have seen the images that I talked about last night. She's a douchebag but I'll give her that! It's true, I've seen it...I've seen- she didn't mischaracterize it Now here's the funny thing

2:06:11 This is some pastor, Reverend Mahoney. Who's Reverend Mahoney? Do we know who he is? No idea. And he drops a little bomb here on the defunding of Planned Parenthood which I will say... Here's what's happening in the United States. The president is saying well, the Republicans are trying to shut down the government But I think it's really the opposite because he saying he won't sign a bill that has Planned Parenthood defunded in it. So who is shutting down? That's just a matter of how you look at it, but this reverend dropped the bomb that

2:06:54 I haven't had an opportunity to look through the thousands of pages yet. is meaningless. What matters is the continuing resolution and think of the message that's being sent to America, the House Republican leadership has all these hearings and all these votes to defund Planned Parenthood and then they give them five hundred twenty million dollars! It's an outrage. So the money isn't even... The money is in the continuing resolution?

2:07:34 So it's all just grandstanding. They're going to give him the money anyway, this is brilliant! Including and beginning with our top grandstander Sir Thomas Nussbaum, who was called out by one of his buddies recently. I guess he has a neighbor and the two of them are...I don't know what it is. Well now he says this is to make Sir James Michael Cates a baron so is he giving up his...? I assume that's what he's doing! Wow

2:08:19 And their neighbors because they've been they have laced it's the car like the Carmichaels and what is this? What is the feud no dustbowl the McCoys in Hatfield the McCoy's in the Hatfields yes, that's bomb He's 175 bucks. He's made James Cates or Michael James Michael case who was trying to catch up with Nussbaum Baron and he says there should be a know to email some jingles I didn't see him I didn't see, he may that probably come in the future. But i haven't seen what he's mentioning. Onward to Slovenia where Leo Monic is one of my favorites and which is... Is he our only Slovenian? No note

2:09:04 But, great. Slovenia is fantastic... By the way if you want to be I think for people that would look for a place of tourist places you've never been too this very small and fun Slovenia is fantastic especially even go to the wine growing area they make champagne they don't allow it's kind of interesting because I looked into this because like you go to the Slovenians make better wine than the well they're not gonna lie here in this but they make the best wine on that side of the Adriatic They just make great wine. It's a very small community, it's in the northern parts...it's across the Adriatic from the Piedmont let's say Italy so they make Italian style wines but with different grapes and but they also have a champagne growing region is not true champagne of course it's a sparkling one that resembles champagne and when I had some other champagne which is fabulous and I don't like using that word

2:09:57 Uh, I first thing I thought to myself is where's Moet? The French always love to move into these places and buy a bunch of acreage and then produce a bunch of uh clone champagne wines like they do in California. But they can't call it champagne can they? No, they don't. But they like to be influential in the area and make sure nobody uses the word champagne. Gotcha. And so you can buy Moet in California, buy a Moet in Brazil...Brazil has a good operation. And I was told that apparently the laws of Slovenia do not allow people to sell this property. Oh! The French can't come in and start making champagne. Good.

2:10:34 I don't know about that. When the French come in, they usually improve the area. Simon Hart and Roxall... Yeah just ask Libya. Well I didn't mean coming with them with F-16s. Mirages. They fly mirage. The mirage is what they would use. Simon Hart and Roxall Isle of Wight $116.08 What does he say here? Wow! Isle of Wight is either a banker He's a banker. Simon with the name Simon Hart? Come on, that's a banker name!

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2:18:18 at the truth. Well, unfortunately we're all dying on Wednesday. In Paris because they are also ramping up for the big IPCC climate conference. This is the one, you know, the Climate Change Conference. Oh that's when everyone was flying in on their private jets and talking about not using... You know what else they got going there? That they're rolling in right now? They have Noah's Ark animal sculptures And these are not small. So they got two giraffes, two hippos... Yeah! They're bringing- Isn't that a religious thing? The Noah's Ark thing? Isn't that religious? When did all of the sudden get to this religious inclination? Excellent point John. Excellent point. As part of the setup you know this is scientific conference This is very good A scientific conference and around the conference I don't know if it was going to be outside or inside They have all of Noah's Ark animals

2:19:14 because I guess the implication is if we don't change something, then we will need to start over again with two of each kind. That sounds like it indicates flooding. Hold on a second since were talking about flooding... Yeah take a look at the mudflats here. Now i'm going to take a look out the window because there's an there's a freeway down the hill that you can see and the freeways are sea level by the way and its still there in his cars on it and there's a mud flats And? They're there, they're still mudflats. The science is in! Science?! Mudflats have not moved an inch. Hey you know I'm gonna look into this Noah's Ark Animals IPCC meeting what are they thinking? You're so right...you are SO right

2:20:08 Why do they think they can do this? That's not science. Oh wait, there is a scientific version really? This is nuts. It's the scientific version of Noah's Ark I gotta look into this Okay while we're on the topic of global warming and climate change etc Robert Redford in conversation with Larry King who still thinks he's on some channel that people watch which is pretty funny He gets paid. Yes, I don't care! I don't care but Robert Redford who recently spoke at the United Nations and was so humbled by the experience they let anybody speak there come on Here we go here We go you address the UN Recently yeah, you did what are you shocked? You did you were there? I think so Yeah it was that was quite an honor What were you talking about climate change?

2:21:05 And it was about the fact that we've been talking about climate change for 20 years. It's time to stop talking about it and do something about it, so urgency was a theme in his speaking. Why are there still deniers? Well you can answer that as well as I can. Look at the weather! How could you deny it if you belong to a... Did you hear what he said?! Look at the weather how could you deny it!? Look at the weather, how can you deny it? As well as I can. Look at the weather! How could you deny it?! If you belong to a certain group of people that are afraid of change, which I think some people are and so they're gonna deny Change when it happens. So he just denied but isn't even an isn't it obvious? That was all it is to you into me But and probably as to them but they don't want to admit it because it means no I have to accept change or they got to give up something man. I don't know what the deal is I Don't know what the deal is. I don't know what's don't take my word for it be safe

2:22:02 Be skeptical! Thank you, Bill. I got a letter from Christian. I won't say his last name. He's drunk again sorry he missed to add this because he sent another letter in earlier. Oh, so he was drunk John come on he was... You jumped on him in this email thread but he was drunk! Exxon helped have found and lead the Global Climate Coalition an alliance of some of the world's largest companies seeking to halt government efforts to curb fossil fuel Exxon used the American Petroleum Institute, right-wing think tanks campaign contributions as old lobbying to push a narrative that climate science is too uncertain to necessitate cuts in fossil fuel emissions.

2:22:46 You think I jumped on him too much? I jumped on him for saying, for my comment that gee let me think. I'm an oil company and these guys are attacking my business so i'm going to do what I can to defend myself oh my god! I can't believe that an oil company would do such a... I believe you actually wrote all caps, OMG. I'm pretty sure you put OMG in the note. OMG real OMG very good job there's a kicker to this Larry King thing Robert Redford who again Mr. Redford my mom loved you she would just heat up for you

2:23:30 Met him did he have the crusty ass lips? No, I met him real early in the game. This is when i'm in college and they're doing the movie I'm with my girlfriend at the time and we're floating around What was her name your girlfriend Lucy was she hot they were all hot And so uh I'm floating around Monterey With her for some reason yeah, I'll bet it's not around her twice in Monterey both times We are one time. I ran into Paul Newman and that did sign we ran into Robert Redford You should have never dumped her she was your lucky charm What happens did she dump you or did you dump her? Who cares do you want to hear the story about Robert Redford rather talk about Lucy are you kidding me everybody wants to hear about Lucy Yeah Well It's not what this shows about

2:24:20 So we're there and there's film, there was a bunch of film crew there. And she knew who it was I didn't know who he was because this is during the movie The Politician? I think it was like his second movie or something very old movie and so she says oh that's Robert Redford Who? There he is go find out what they are doing and so she pushes me into this He's standing by himself over by the side and then I go up to him start chatting with him And he's wearing sunglasses and you could just, and he's relatively young. You could just tell by the way he's standing with his sunglasses looking back and forth wondering... If anyone recognizes him? Yeah! Wondering why I'm talking to him and there's not a huge crowd around him. You can see it! So what are you shooting? He says its a movie about a politician

2:25:13 I said, oh good. And he's looking and moving his head wondering why he hasn't had a throng. He was probably ogling Lucy. She was too far away. He was waiting for his throng! How can i dump this guy and get that hot chick? Okay, but now these days I don't know two words. Labello stick Mr Redford somebody's got to look out for this guy It's like he just ate a glazed donut it's all crusty and well yeah things are worse some chapstick for sure not okay? Well he doesn't understand the president. What do you think of Obama's clean power plan?

2:25:49 Well, I like his plan. In other words, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about? Look it's puzzling because he is doing so many great things Things that really do support Great things just great things Then it comes to the Arctic drilling and I can't put that one together And I just can't put that one together Because once you start that Once you drill in the arctic You are looking at the endgame That's puzzling for me because He is doing so many good things Which I totally support And then something like that comes around you say well, what's going on? I it's kind of hard to figure out. Yeah Well, of course Look at who but who funded him come on and you know What's going on you know how it works Robert Bob Bob He's just pretending just a quick call back to that Noah's Ark thing at the But you're not preoccupied with yeah, well using you called it out so beautifully since when does a scientific

2:26:46 gathering have anything to do with the biblical story. This is very good, I really enjoyed this and this brings me to this clip that was sent to be one of our producers The Garden Of Eden where was The Garden Of Eden? It was in the Middle East? The Garden of Eden was in Missouri. And you can know this by looking at the neutrons in the ice, and you can know this by looking at the pollen grains per cubic centimeter in the sediment of ponds. You can know this by looking carefully at the rings on trees during warm seasons wet seasons cold seasons dry seasons and you can work your way back and figure out that the Garden of Eden was in Missouri

2:27:28 It's still a significant place and so to have a generation of science students being brought up without awareness of the formula for disaster. I mean this is Everybody kind of knows that the Garden of Eden was in Missouri Who is this idiot? Bill Nye, The Science Guy! Oh my god In Missouri If you're in Missouri, don't eat the apples. That is clip of the day for being just outrageous! If you're in Missouri John... Right clip of the day! Just listen to me if you're in Missouri whatever you do don't eat the apples!

2:28:11 You have to go out of your way to set that joke up. I loved it! Wow, you gotta take that sub little clip that just Garden of Eden is in Missouri they went at the end and he says cock sure. I think i have it already I think our producer already subbed it for me let me see The garden of eden was in missouri and you can know this by looking at the neutrons in the ice Now we know he's so the Garden of Eden was real too, but it would know as arc is real I mean what is happening science is the new religion going off the deep end. This is it We're taking sciences the new religion to an extreme where were scientifically proving these stories That's what's going on there may be an angle like exactly what God has got to be some kind of I like it I think it's grand just great. It's a grand man. I'll tell you oh

2:29:06 Babe, it's super. It's just super this is just totally super Let me see as we start to wind it down I had one more thing here what I have oh yeah today snap election in Greece Not a lot of people talking about it, but this will work. No! It's one of those... since I'm doing the 3x3 and watching network news, I get nothing. There is no real international news. Preparations are underway for Greece's weekend election with opinion polls giving no clear winner the next government looks all but set to be a coalition

2:29:42 Despite the potential cliffhanger, the two main players former Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras' Syriza party and New Democracy are both pledging to uphold the terms of the country's 86 billion euro bailout. Idea Global's Adrian Schmitt... Whoever wins I think there... That will include overseeing deep economic reforms including the recapitalization of the country's banks They'll also have to unwind the capital controls imposed this year to prevent an implosion of the financial system. But the two parties disagree on key issues, including freeing up the labour market and immigration

2:30:19 And analysts say it's going to take a long time before Greece can be transformed into a more competitive economy. And debt relief may be on the horizon. EU sources have told Reuters that Eurozone governments are ready to cap the country's debt servicing costs at 15% of GDP annually over the long term, to help the economy grow. Hmmmm... That is interesting! I didn't know that. We'll have to look out for that Well, I'm pretty sure Cyprus will win don't you think? Yeah. I think so now Now I got a couple just random stories Okay

2:30:58 There's been a lot of stuff on Dick Cheney, you know he was pushing his daughter's book and they've been floating around. I missed all of that thank God! Yes but anyway i didn't...I got some clips to that but I'd rather play this clip which is the clip the follow-up clip where Colonel Wilkerson who was still irked He's the guy that was the chief of staff of Colin Powell and we played clips of him before where they came in and made him change the speeches they screwed with this guy. This latest rant by Colonel Wilkerson on Cheney is just definitely worth a listen. I wish Dick Cheney and his daughter Liz would go away, i realize that we have a constitution and the bill of rights and it says they have a right to do whatever they want to but i'm frankly concerned because dick cheney ought to be in jail for war crimes and if he were

2:31:48 And if accountability were really achieved in this country, we wouldn't have to listen to him except through prison bars. No? Okay... I'm just fighting words! Fighting words! I found that quite amusing Another thing I've got here which is this now just imagine if this story was about an Obama Just imagine even existing an Obama pinata, but apparently the violence that was wished against Donald Trump has Ended up with pinata manufacturers making Donald Trump Pinatas where they just beaten the crap. I've seen this yeah, there's a new another local clip

2:32:24 Yikes ABC 7 News was in the mission nice transition yikes district for a Donald Trump pinata bashing party Organizers say every time the Republican candidate makes an insensitive comment about immigrants sales of the piñatas and his likeness go up says everything about Latino sense of humor, and how We transform something negative into something positive Taraga says today's event celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month and the contributions immigrants have made to the United States Yeah, of course double standard got b-roll of little kids blackened It's not symbolic at all or anything no But here but here's the symbolism John. No here's the symbolism when you whack Donald Trump to shit

2:33:09 He's filled with sweet goodness All right, I have you know what I had there's a sports clip that she was looking for That's right block apocalypse is upon us. I'm liking this I got myself a blocker and ad blocker and The pits that people are using is good Hocka lips lock pockets make that up Maybe I your word blocked apocalypse. I like that as a show title think so

2:33:52 But I maybe heard it somewhere. It's possible. Yeah, I can't I wouldn't want to take credit for it may have hurt us so but we can still use it oh of course Block Papa block apocalypse now on the same day that well of course is in the same iOS 9 release that Apple comes out with their new news feature which I don't know man, but This is not the solution to news Although it's nice I can read Wall Street Journal articles for free now. I don't have to pay for them, that's nice. Don't send me Wall Street Journal articles because I can't read them and won't pay for it." On the same day they come in iOS 9 is you know you can download an ad blocker and then will block ads now what is the real benefit?

2:34:34 besides speed, because man the pages load lickety split right now on the iPhone. But it's also a cost issue you know it can cut your mobile bill significantly if you're paying for bandwidth if you don't have some kind of unlimited plan that's the pitch and I think its good but I like it alot That's a great pitch And I'll put in show notes a couple different ones you can look at This is so of course we have The news publishers, you know that they're supposed to be angry or do they want to look afraid? Here's John Steinberg. He is of the Daily Mail with a little gotcha in here see if you can catch it.

2:35:26 option is that we can begin to first party ad serve. Rather than using Google's technology, we can literally hard code the ad and do it with a native advertisement or an image so this will be something that we are constantly evolving in fighting now. You realize if you bust the ad blockers what USA is doing with iOS 9 download issue and the glitches people are experiencing. You've got to remember tens of millions of people, probably an hour in some cases are downloading this new operation so it's just because even a million people have an issue it's not clear how significant that is The adoption of this has been faster than IOS 8 according to Mixpanel and thats important. Now did you hear what he said?

2:36:23 But native ads? No. But a glitch? Yeah, I'll play it again just a little bit here. He's endorsing click fraud! We don't care if you read the article not as long as you clicked Wow. I have a very dim future for news on the open web, very very dim future Well i think there's a couple things going on yeah the click fraud is an advertiser has got to get a handle on this because they're getting scammed and uh... and then decide..I think though the big trend here which we have to identify early we i think we had which is native advertising cannot be ad blocked

2:37:16 No, it can't. I think at some point in the future all newspapers are gonna be nothing but native ads there's gonna be no ads just gonna be articles It's all that's already using one thing or another that's already what the news is well. Let's get in there I think this is completely the lost cause but if it's close to bad well while we're on tech news The yeah, I think it's time for these social justice warriors to stand up and call outrage Okay You are now with the new release able to write Arabic in Word on the iPad and iPhone but not on the desktop or Laptop Macs. Why is this? It's inequality! it is yeah, it's bigotry It needs to be stopped I agree and then this Was it The Prince of Dubai who died at 33? I didn't know this yes Let me see what his name

2:38:19 Rashid bin Muhammad bin Rashid al-Maktoun. That guy? Mmhmm, so they say the words oh he died was so sad but you know what happened and I got this from the angry Arab news service which i read religiously pun intended He was in Yemen when his own country's troops hit the base he was at with some form of rocket And he killed. He was killed by his own guys! But that's why the 33 is nice to have that in there, but it wasn't a heart attack as all the... You go ahead you see let's see uh heart attack It was Dubai Sun. Blow it up. Let me see Dubai Sun Heart Attack. Let me just see who's mentioning this USA Today dies of heart attack

2:39:09 Independent dies of heart attack. I wonder if the New York Times has a CNN dies of heart attack According to the angry way it is a heart attack Yeah, okay It's a heart no a heart malfunction is what I would call it definitely a heart malfunction when you get bombed Heart malfunction so sorry about that and I find just want to make sure that That our moral self licensing is in check John do you have your Doritos? Rainbow chips I know you saw this Yeah, I don't like Doritos that much. It's amazing what people and companies will do and of course people are all about the rainbow chip so i'm supporting uh What am I supporting lgbtq qia ap yeah? I think you're supporting the dye industry Red number 40 well not bad the other ones too right here play this last one okay last one

2:40:11 This is the story that needs some analysis because there's something political about this story. Not sure what it is, because it's a sketchy story but apparently they already started on this project. Play the Vegas bullet train! China's largest train maker will apparently be helping to build a high-speed train between LA and Vegas. The trip normally takes four hours by car, the train an hour and 20 minutes. The bullet train will reach speeds we're told up to 150 miles per hour construction starts in September of next year. Hmm... And where does this go to? Los Angeles to Las Vegas. That's pretty screwy

2:40:54 It's gonna be one of those cool-looking Chinese trains. Why even, why do that? I mean flights are cheap they're easy... I don't understand why you would do that it's going to be about the same amount of time but i think it's i think it's the sell China's train builders into the market is dominated by seamans and the French guys than the Canadians okay that makes sense there's something fishy about it so we keep an eye on Alright everybody, we have the Santa Fe meetup this evening or this afternoon. 530 local time looking forward to meeting everybody We'll have our Colorado Springs Meet up tomorrow It's new on the schedule and I thought first that i would need some time to rest up and turn around but screw it! And I want to see as many people as possible So come on out y'all! So is in Santa Fe New Mexico where are you going to be?

2:41:45 It's on the website, theilovelaundrytour.com but I can tell you right now it is at the Blue Corn Cafe and Brewery. Ooh a brewery! See you there at 530 everybody Remember us at Dvorak.org slash NA we need all the help you can get 700 miles and counting on The I Love Laundry Tour coming to you from lovely Santa Fe New Mexico In the morning everybody Hold on in the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry Okay, geez. Uh well I-I'm having botched his uh his outro i'm John C Dvorak We'll talk to you on... Well guess not Thursday's no show We're supposed too it could be bullcrap You think? So tune in again on Thursday

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