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00:00 I feel a little slimy. You know, you don't really feel a little dirty? Adam Curry John C. Dvorak It's Thursday September 17th 2015 time once again for your Gitmo Nation media assassination episode 757 This is no agenda Covering north and south of Gitmo Nations antebellum 2.0 and broadcasting live from FEMA region 6 in the capital drone star state in the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from northern Silicon Valley where it actually rained Which is good. I'm John C DeVore. Oh, that's not good for wine? Well it's not snowing in the wine growing areas. I know but rain is... does it matter if its raining during the wine harvest? Uh well you better be picking if its raining. Mmm okay. The problem is that the grapes

00:59 Well, two problems. One is that the moisture gets in and around the clusters and it starts to rot I hate it when my grapes rot And then the other thing is the grapes themselves are this through the skins The skins will actually absorb water and then they get water into crates don't mind gets watery No good no good John a little depressed today Oh really? Yeah. Yeah Wait let me guess why okay Because you know, you're gonna hit the go on the big journey. No quite the contrary I'm very happy. I'm going on the big journey leaving tomorrow morning Yes first stop Lubbock Texas For this is the love. Well, I love laundry tour. Yes And the website has now been somewhat expanded I love laundry tour comm which includes the dates of the meetups and

01:48 It's a great looking site. Angela has done a fantastic job, and I think her husband is a video editor and he put together this dynamite video like a promo video that it's top-notch Let me see if they put on the website... No! What do you mean oh brother? Have you seen the website? I'm looking now She said she was putting up, maybe it's going up in a few minutes. What the website? No the video. Oh the video is like a promo reel for just awesome It looks professional like we're real outfit or something We are a real outfit Yeah I know but now it looks like we have Now it looks like it too! Yeah and we have a staff of hundreds You know anyway... I'm not getting there its just really... ilovelaundrytour.com Oh on Laundry Tour Yeah that's ilovelaundrytour

02:42 No, that's not so actually I'm very excited about going on the tour because we'll have hours and hours to think Don't blow your little mind. So like mo- yeah Thank you. Hey nice new way to put me down John blow my little mind It's just nice You know like many of the or like probably most uneducated morons in the United States of Gitmo Nation? I thought that antebellum was just you know part of a country bands name You know, Lady Antebellum. Until I started...I came across...I started down a journey, a rabbit hole of such

03:20 And antebellum is the, I think it's used particularly in relation to this...the Civil War of the United States was the period leading up to the actual Civil War. That's called the Antebellum Period am i correct on that? I don't know are you? I think so! Had you ever heard of antebellum? Yeah well do have to have heard if your studying the civil war ever Well there ya go So have you studied the Civil War ever? Yeah. Antebellum period in American history is generally considered the period before the Civil War I guess it is so this is antebellum 2.0 and allow me to explain This kid, Ahmed with a clock that he was arrested and handcuffed and detained because it looked like a bomb It didn't look anything like a bomb did you see this thing yeah of course I saw

04:13 You know, and also the school was not shut down. Kids were not told to evacuate, you know, cow were in place etc.. The kid's father has run for president of Sudan several times he was involved in the case against the preacher who wanted to burn the Quran so there are a lot of ancillary things that you could look at but it is really more of a distraction What bothered me is that the President immediately comes out after this takes place This is an outrage. We're not supposed to be jailing 14 year old kids who look nerdy and have a science project

04:51 who, not an engineering teacher. I don't even think they have an engineering class per se at that school...a robotics class but not a engineering class. It's rare in high school to have one. Yeah but his English teacher apparently said oh this is a bomb and you know then alerted the authorities locked up. Yeah same. I think your making the point go on keep talking Well so my point is instead of the president saying this is an outrage he throws it all down to without even saying it well done You know, this is racism. And as part of my beat on the show... The English teacher or whoever it was that turned the kid in should have been called out and humiliated publicly. Yes That's really the way to resolve these things But that's not what happened As part of my beat on the show I tracked the face page

05:43 And it really sent me into, I think...I think i do have a slight onset of clinical depression after yesterday's walking of the beat. Oh, yes. Yes, yes. So there were a number of colleagues of mine who used to work for my companies in New York programmers developers good guys you know little younger than I maybe 10 years younger and developers developers developers and they were posting things like well this is it racist A-holes in Texas because if the kids name wasn't Ahmed that this wouldn't have happened

06:23 So I post and say, well you know first of all we're not all racist a-holes in Texas. And what comes back is oh yeah? Well they're in charge! Okay. What? Yeah, they're in charge! The racist bigoted a-holes are in charge of Texas I'll never come to visit Texas or any business in Texas like come on you guys know me but been here for four years Not everybody in Texas is a bigoted racist a-hole and there's like well You're not a born and bred Texan oh okay I got it so if I wasn't born with the racism in me I got it even though I was born in Virginia technically So maybe I do have the DNA. I think Virginia would be worse yeah, you'd think

07:03 And then the professor, you remember the brain professor? I should stay away from him but couldn't help it. You two should get a room No, this is important. This is a Stanford professor! Yes? Yeah so and his... Big shot. And his wife chimes in and she says literally you know this is racist Texas if these kids would name was what was the example like Terry or something this wouldn't have happened I said well maybe Wait hold on a second

07:41 This is the woman that was just living in Texas. Yes, and her husband is born...was born in East Texas He's an East Texan You know anyway where the duck guys are from Anyway so I said you know I'm pretty sure that if even if this kid's name was less Muslim sounding but he was wearing a trench coat and dressed like a goth he'd probably be detained And then her response is he would not have been put in handcuffs! I knew it for sure I said, well i don't think so but anyway. I'm disappointed you know the president do you think that he would have invited the goth trench coat kid to of the science fair? Of course he would! He's not a racist!" You know it was like this is how...it just keeps on going and that this was turned into a political statement so quickly regardless of how it started or what happened to this kid. It's not even that important but it sparked this

08:36 This truly John a north versus south thing that I believe we are going to see civil war in the United States Now it's not going to be you know muskets and guns and everything well. Here's what'll happen You'll have the the North, you know they'll try and attack us with their cyber And yeah will be ready with our With our AR-15s in our trucks you know been and our ham radios That's about all we got down here But yeah, I got nothing else to do. We've got you know guys are living in mud huts but of course you know once we take out their cyber capabilities because we got skills down here you know then they'll be real hungry up there but

09:14 I mean, the what is it? You know if people don't study history. If they don't learn from history They're bound to repeat it you know even Biden said something hold on he was talking about Trump And it's just in relation to terminology not necessarily the timeline I don't want anybody to be down right now About what's going on and the Republican Party. I mean this sincerely now This is not that no there isn't I'm being deadly earnest about this yet. I want you to remember Notwithstanding the fact that there's one guy absolutely denigrating an entire group of people, appealing to the baser side of human nature. Working on this notion of xenophobia in a way that hasn't occurred in a long time since the Know Nothing Party back at the end of the 19th century

10:05 Folks, the American people are with us. I know it doesn't feel that way but i'm telling you...I'm telling you the American people agree with us this will pass The Trump and that stuff your hearing on the other team and not just you know this isn't about Democrat Republican It's about a sick message This message has been tried on America many times before We always, always, always, always overcome it. So he evokes the Know Nothing Party and you know so that now we're really going back in the timeline of the Civil War to lead up to the Civil War itself and although it's often touted as this is was all about slavery yeah

10:51 Of course, in a way it was about slavery. Let's remember that the first slaves were dropped off on US shores in the South and 1690 by the Dutch who would just... they were the guys getting them and bringing them over. And you know, the settlers in America like whatever bring him in We're driving towards this... Okay, so the history the way I understand it. It was yes about slaves and race but the real political move was counting slaves as constituents and political power

11:28 And that was really what a lot of the argument was about. Meanwhile, while the North was abolishing slavery they still had the black face you know they were making fun of black people racism was still rampant But now it's just a repeat, John. I see your repeat you guys are racist A-holes You suck! There is going to be all kinds of laws and then the South has an opportunity to secede which has been threatened for decades but the anger between citizens in the same country we're being torn apart Can i interject something? Yeah, I need your help I'd cheer you up Okay

12:10 This has been a continuum. I don't know whether people want to accept that or not, but this has been going every fact...I like to watch the book TV guys on C-SPAN. They have a lot of There's one guy came with the history of race riots, and these race riots have been going. It was like the first one you think they were maybe in Detroit or in the 60s but no they were in the 20s there are in the 1910s during the 1880s there were these race riots that Ferguson style were 1860 and 1870 and 1880 and 1890 they're happening into 1900 they were happening they were happening and happening and happening every happening and their happening and they're happening now and everything that you're saying

12:52 has not really, not happened. Okay valid point only now we have social media... Well it's you know the way to deal with that is just stay off social media. No I understand but This is not going to happen. Before I tell you why that's not going to happen, listen to Bernie Sanders and try and explain this to me. To the issue of racism in our country... And this was a 20 thousand people stadium question-and-answer session that Bernie was at Liberty University, I think. ...both want to see that go away what steps would you begin to take if you were our leader?

13:32 in seeing that result. Now notice he says the question is what steps would you take to make that go away? Which of course, he won't answer That is an excellent question and I thank you for it. I would hope and I believe that every person Oh yeah scripted In this room today understands... ...that it is unacceptable To judge people, to discriminate against people based on the color of their skin Yes All right, we got that. Yeah! Burn! I feel the burn! And I would also say that as a nation... The truth is that a nation which in many ways was created and i'm sorry to have to say this from way back on racist principles That's not hold on. It's a fact. That's a fact This nation was created on racist principles?

14:32 How do I, how is that? How do...I don't understand that. Yeah we came over here the Pilgrims in particular because they were They wanted a place where they could have a racially divided principle...I have no idea it's bull crap It was a religious freedom thing at the beginning, then it became a commerce thing. And the race issue became part of the commerce because it was debatable whether or not black slaves were property and all the rest of it. By freeing the slaves by the way that was the way to lower their...

15:15 What would you call it? Net worth of everybody in the South that had slaves. There's only a third of the Southerners, by the way they had slaves and they used them and they also use the black slaves as a mechanism for votes I think every three slaves was one vote. Right right which is what i said that's really how the whole issue was yeah it was about... Yeah but racial principles is why the nation was founded That's the problem! Race guy is just a crank we have come a long way as a nation. Now I know my guess is that probably not everybody here is an admirer or voter for Barack Obama but the point is that in 2008 this country took a huge step forward David, in voting for a candidate

16:02 based on his ideas and not the color of his skin. How does that work when 90% of all the blacks voted for Barack Obama? Weren't they voting for him based on the color of his skin? I'm going to say it was absolutely, partially at least based on the color of his skin and we all felt good about it! I'm not saying that's a bad thing. It was moral self-licensing to the extreme Yeah, but I'm really John McCain is president. But so I'm concerned, really concerned about how this is being ratcheted up. And now let me take it right into why I think social media is not going away as of two days ago we have the ad block apocalypse or whatever they're calling it. Are you going to wait a hold on a second stop the show? Oh geez okay hold on stop the show! Stop the show! Stop the show! Show's stopped! Show's stopped! Are you going to make the outrageous

17:00 prediction that social media is not going away? Yeah, this is an outrageous prediction. But I'd like to explain why Apple is complicit in this So Apple now allows ad blocking software in the App Store, which works. And big articles everywhere about how it's all... The free web is going to eventually become ad-free because everyone will be using ad blockers which I believe to be true this will happen. It won't? Let me finish! Yes, the free web is so unusable almost. Certainly on mobile where even if you touch your screen to scroll it opens up the app store there's all kinds of crazy...it's almost unusable and Facebook has now presented to all

17:52 publishing organizations the opportunity to have their special quick ads unit which is really nothing more than it's all embedded in FaceTime, a face page and none of it will be blocked by any ad blockers unless you block all of Facebook. It's really moving everything's going to move towards these closed systems and that way then people will they're all there are all-in this is this is the internet! And its going to take a long time before That goes away before the pendulum swings back to distributed systems instead of these, you know completely aggregated systems. And yes I...there's no value anymore! There is no value for publishers there is no money in it they really can't make any money It has to go either a closed ecosystem like Facebook and witness how difficult it is for other closed systems Twitter can't make a dime They're losing their shirt

18:49 So there's only going to be one player and everyone is going to be there. Now, the open web will be around and it'll just a place with no money flowing through it. Do you disagree with that? Well this not a new phenomenon when the internet first appeared in actually the browsers were out there in aplenty and you could pretty much do anything you wanted to do on the internet The early days of that was dominated by AOL Yep And people had the, I remember when we were at CNET and Kevin Wendell was saying, I don't understand why everybody uses AOL because you can do anything you want on the internet. It's free because AOL is a monthly fee. Yeah? There were lots of people that were completely

19:43 focused on AOL and keywords. And by the way, the keyword for The No Agenda Show is no agenda. So the key... In hindsight I don't even know why AOL failed because if they had switched to a free model and just become Facebook we would never have had Facebook but somewhere along the line I think it's when they decided to merge with Time Warner or buy them Which was a kind of a weird reverse merger because time Warner ended up running the place well That's what that was the strategy was was to be have all the content on in one place And once that once the giant merger took place and they lost focus and became a regular Clicking you know a brick-and-mortar company for all practical purposes. They lost their way, and they went out You know more or less went out of business are still around of course as a website but

20:37 So this is not a new phenomenon that people prefer being in an enclosure, the monastery. I'm not saying it's new...I'm just saying i'm seeing the writing on the wall that the money is going to leave the free web and my god John all say the free web you should maybe use a different term because it makes us sound as though there's no advertising there's nothing that costs money on the Web what was the term you would prefer? I don't know okay The non-keyword web But... The open web. Open web, okay. So ad blocking will make a difference I like ad blocking! I've been using it for years Me too and now that it's coming to the mobile platforms The money is going to be made elsewhere You know when we first started We didn't have dynamic websites Now we have an unlimited inventory And the pricing of ads Is based on supply and demand It's different when you have a linear

21:33 a programming entity, where there's only so many units available. That's when you can have the price go up but not on unlimited inventory anyway all I'm saying is we are headed towards a new civil war and it's maybe not 10 years yes yes and... How do you jump from the open web to a new civil war? Because i'm seeing the millennials of seeing people who I admire respect and have worked with for many years All in on the south of a bunch of racist assholes. That's what it is, and it's being propagated over and over again... And even I'm being affected by now! I'm sitting here going, I'm not a racist asshole, I'm not a bigot yet I am called that consistently by people who know me better

22:22 That's because you're in Texas. Yes, exactly! Home of the bigots. Okay well you know... You may not care but I do. I don't care. You're right And there we have it ladies and gentlemen All right so- Oh the poor southerners Everybody is against them But you've become one No i think- Kill us I think I'm objective You're not objective. I'm objective? I grew up in Amsterdam, you know we were way in on everybody's okay everybody is the same LGBTQIIAP everything which has now actually been turned back a bit or more than just a bit significantly. It happens it's a pendulum

23:10 Yeah, well once you get out of this dead horrible state of Texas where everybody's a racist Once you get out of there in the trailer. Yeah And of course you would be escaping Texas in a trailer because that makes nothing but sense If you weren't You know just in some sort of an RV or something with a bunch of the stickers all over it with the wood Maybe are you gonna put are you gonna put a Confederate flag on the trailer? Oh No, no I'm not gonna put any flag on the trailer. Off you go and then ISIS flag maybe but that would be it yeah That'll do it And then and yeah there's a couple of things you can put on their be kind of annoying

23:49 Okay, I think it's fine that you feel this way but i think is nonsense. You think its nonsense? Well your not on the face page! You don't see what going on! You dont see intelligent people saying outrageous things! Well I do know one thing from what you said and my observations in general about social media It's a way to blow off steam so they dont actually get into civil war Well, I whenever I whenever I can't talk talk talk. Talk. Talk. But then baby, I'm this time that you're a racist I'm not right and true not true true true I totally give you that and it is all moral self-licensing And what I have now what I am NOT doing instead of invoking the you know Of course the Hitler meme is invoked all the time about beer like Hitler Godwin's law I always end any post with don't forget to change your icon

24:38 Yeah. Because that's what it's all about. You don't want to incite anything, you don't want to ridicule these boneheads... No. Just keep the fight going! I'm checking out What you should do, yes. You should check out... Well what's next is going to be how is your mental hygiene? This is another term you might write it down. Write it down! Mental hygiene laws they're coming. I found one the other day that was going on and I gotta come up with a gotta figure out what it was. New York State has mental hygiene law they have an admission process for mental hygiene And the term by itself is fantastic. Well, it implies in some deep sense brainwashing... To clean your brain? Exactly! So you can be admitted to a voluntary admission for mental hygiene there's informal which is a person who has a mental illness for which care and treatment at a mental hospital is appropriate

25:40 the patient makes an oral request, but then you have involuntary of course where any of 11 parties may make an application. And this is a staff psychiatrist of any hospital and that you can be admitted for up to 60 days in New York State for your mental hygiene. This is a pretty Orwellian term And I like what you say about, yeah of course it's brainwashing. If you have clean mental hygiene it's been washed right on. You watch... That's when I'm a yes, I'm somewhat depressed about this. All you've done with this little exposition right here is prove a point you made earlier like years earlier Facebook is unhealthy Yes! It is and I would get off of Facebook if it were not my beat

26:39 I really would. It's not healthy, so my point remains valid and with the unhealthy face page... With all the so-called news and information you know mainly Hollywood entertainment stuff it's all going to be on the face page And that's where everybody will be and they will all be extremely unhealthy i hope you're right that The social media realm everyone has this moral self licensing they spew it out there and their done with it then okay but You know, these things do cross over into the real world at a certain point. Well they sure crossed over to the Miss America pageant which I want to talk about later Ah yes and you know i was almost upset...I thought you had missed it somehow When was it? It was last Sunday Okay that's why After the show After the show okay gotcha because you know that is your beat Somewhere in between then and then The funny thing was when

27:35 Recorded it so I could analyze. I'm doing it differently than I used to because this is a much better way of doing it Which is find out who won? Track her through this competition In mind instead of playing along instead of playing the stupid game And then then taking the snippets out that are necessary and there's not that many So you can get sort of thing as three hours or so and you can really produce a segment that I did in about half an hour because you're plowing through it. Do not watch any of these things in real time, this is unhealthy.

28:17 And then you can also get a better feeling for the ebb and flow, and the bull crap. Well let's start with some important news which was not the debate from last night I'd like to skip that for a moment if you don't mind The so-called migrant situation in the EU Which is really becoming worldwide issue Top news story crossed the board on three networks Three networks three weeks and we're extending that beyond three weeks I'm getting a lot out of it, so you'd be surprised. You wouldn't think so. It looks pretty shallow but watching all three of the network broadcasts day after day...you can really feel the difference between the networks and what they're up to. Well ummm....you may recall

29:10 So there's a couple things. First, I had dinner with my friend Mark, former lawyer turned documentarian he has a documentary coming out um i think in November it's going to the festival is called Killer Ed and it's about charter schools but I think that's kind of a Trojan horse to propagate the true message which is about Gulen who runs 150 charter schools in Texas alone, The Harmony Schools And if you recall a couple years ago when I first started talking with him, particularly about Turkey has helped a lot in us and certainly me understanding what's going on in Turkey. He said that Gulen this is the imam who lives up on the hill there placed by the CIA The guy who was supposed to we think maybe replace Erdogan or whatever he has not done that but he said

29:58 The first country in Europe to go for the caliphate expanding, and this is without doubt a mission would be Germany. And we both went like what? But now look at what's happening with the migrants. It looks like Germany will indeed be first. We'll see. They're going to have all of these... The Germans are convinced that they can turn all these guys into Germans. Well that's why they're closing the border They are trying to slow it down. And of course there's a lot of right-wing crazy nut jobs running around and Facebook has now said, oh no worries we'll help you Germany will remove anything that is anti migrants We'll remove any of that for you No problem

30:47 I just love that. But, but I really took the time to figure out if my main thesis that this was being about the removal of Assad you know if we can find any proof of this and there's a lot of evidence pointing towards it but more importantly um...I looked towards my favorite group whenever comes to big moves big issues the international crisis group and this is one our favorites everybody in on their international crisis group all the big elitists are in. And they have this report, The Crisis... what is it? Some weird name of the report. Anyway with input from the... What is that thing that all the... For the foreign relations, the Council on Foreign Relations and they in July 2014

31:44 issued a special issue of the Third World Quarterly, where they bring all this information together from all their members. And here's what they said... so this is a year ago The current wavelet at the time was very small Of refugees arriving in Europe A very small number compared to throngs scratching out a bare living in Syria's immediate neighborhood suggests how close to full capacity Syria's neighbors are absent a further major new injection of funds If we can't stop the war for now, let's at least do what we can. One find ways to make life moderately bearable for these people in the safety of their countries a first refuge which is Lebanon Jordan and Turkey We think the refugee crisis might offer the opportunity for the US in particular to create a zone free of aerial attacks that's also known as a no-fly zone Which of course we now have

32:32 So what we're left with as we continue attempts to feel out stakeholders evolving positions hoping for a diplomatic breakthrough is a three-pronged approach the refugee crisis. Pursue ways to lower the levels of violence in Syria, which of course is don't drop bombs etc., pour vastly more funds into efforts to help the displaced in Syria and address the problem of desperate on migration by accommodating refugees as they arrive in Europe, the Gulf and elsewhere There was some concerted plan for this, John. And an extra benefit is we totally rip apart the EU at the core of the 30-year old Schengen Agreement. Everyone's closing their borders... You can't be a union if you have to have a passport! I'm going up to Oklahoma and say sorry but I need a passport

33:21 This is big. I think this is so much bigger than we actually maybe even can understand at this moment, this is a really big deal that's going on and yes it's completely to get rid of Assad... I have let me see couple of proofs see my where's my favorite guy? Who was the new guy who took over from all those A-holes? Well that's a generality. Yeah I know. Just about anything yeah Who's the new guy? The guy on the homeland... Here, here is his name. So let us bring in Congressman Michael McCaul, Chairman of the Homeland Security Committee. Good morning Chairman McCaul I want to ask you right away You have talked about this Listen to the change in her voice She is here, she is ra-ra-ra-ra

34:15 about Chairman Michael McCaul, and then listen to the change in her voice as she talks about the refugees or the migrants. So let's bring in Congressman Michael McCaul, the chairman of the Homeland Security Committee. Good morning, Chairman McCaul! I want to ask you right away... You have talked about the national security threat How do you balance these urgent humanitarian needs? Did you hear that?! Yeah! That was quite funny And by the way- Who is this woman? She's from ABC I know who she is. Yeah, I've heard her voice before... But it's all about the children everything we see is about children, children, dead children, children walked up on the street, dead drowning children, children creatures You see reports on the networks they focus in especially little girls uh-huh They find some little girl and there's usually around a six to eight year old because they're the cutest things mm-hmm And so then they're just like so sad Especially when they float! They are so cute when they float

35:10 And they're just, and they're so sad and they're crying. Yes! And they want their daddy and they're holding on to legs They are holding a lot of shots at this the little girl who's just fearful she is holding onto some one of her parents legs Yeah So, her move and her shift—oh, what is it really? It's all about— We have talked about the national security threat. How do you balance these urgent humanitarian needs with national security? Oh yes! How do we balance this? Well it's tragic. It's a humanitarian crisis of epic magnitude. I believe the result of a failed foreign policy in Syria. Oh There we go, I could play more if you want but it's seems pretty clear and all the theme huh Yeah, so the theme is listen to the rest are they just get little interest? So the rise of Isis that that's why these refugees are fleeing until we address the root cause of

36:05 of the problem there, we're going to continue to have a refugee crisis globally. And I think... I don't understand! I thought it was climate change? What happened- It was climate change two weeks ago now it's Assad? It is very confusing General Allen talked about that we need to deal with that problem first and foremost to resolve this issue From a national security standpoint, I take ISIS at its word when they said in their own words that we'll use and exploit the refugee crisis to infiltrate the West. That concerns me. I mean, it's a lot of people.

36:55 in place. Do we even have the intelligence on Syrians? We don't, and that's a problem. Look if I could be assured these people could be vetted properly I would be supportive of them but the problem is that the FBI testified before my committee, I've had Homeland Security officials and the Intelligence Committee who all say to me that we don't have the systems in place on the ground Syria to properly vet these individuals. We don't know who they are. A tent, yeah. The registration tent. What are you talking about? Yeah and just with a to d e to i... You know so everyone can find their name. Instead of the NSA spying on the American public like they've been doing they should have been setting up shop in Syria like 20 years ago and start spying on them so they know every single Syrian who they are what they do and what their background is that's what they should have done but this of course is a problem because because

37:51 We don't know who any of these people are. No, it's a problem because of Putin. He was the big point of contention on the debates. I visited one of these camps in Jordan and the Minister of Security told me he doesn't know who these people are but when you have the DNI Mr. Clapper express concerns and the FBI and Homeland privately as well saying that we don't have the intelligence on the ground to vet these persons Properly that to me my first and foremost job is to protect the American people We're gonna be like a passport or something. They'd buy an airplane ticket for the money there's well Well now there was I saw it didn't attend the show notes, I didn't clip it because let me stop just one second I just want to throw this out okay

38:36 Some of these people are paying a thousand, two thousand to find themselves being smuggled out. Yes? Why don't they buy an airplane ticket? I will explain to you why! Thank You! There's a Swedish professor who is in the show notes... It's not clippable because it just it's like he's like the Swedish chef only not funny Yes, so they pay a thousand euros per person to get on a crappy ass boat and float across and potentially die. Where you can get on an airplane from any of these countries for 350-400 euros you could make the same trip. Why is that not happening? Because the security apparatus in the EU has tasked the airlines with the responsibility of not allowing anyone to fly who does not have proper paperwork, which is from a European Parliament directive. Despite the Geneva Convention stating that anyone who wants refugee status or asylum has to be allowed in so they are purposely making these people take this horrible journey this trek and potentially die

39:39 It is an EU, yeah. And it's from an EU Parliament directive but of course they can fly and they have the money! Yeah, they have the money. So they could be flying but they won't let them fly they want him to die? Yes yes walk yes that's correct you can walk that's correct I do think the airlines would be irked about this this could keep them at full capacity making a lot of profit for the shareholders i might add if there were allowed to fly well you understand jack up the price a little bit is because the EU inherently are bigoted a-holes not the people of course

40:17 But the system that has been built there. And the arrogant jerk-offs that keep coming on these different shows... They just seem like, you know...they get the very expensive European-style glasses that are like...you can just look at them and go those frames cost a grand. And they got the natty Italian suit and the coiffed hair in their very short cut crop. And they talk with kind of an impenetrable accent. You don't know if it's German or if it's Dutch or French. You can't tell. It's like some sort of an EU accent that evolves around the guys who are these ministers, who come on a lot of these shows and try to explain what's going on. Here is what they have factually done. The European Union—that would be the Starfleet command—has approved military action against human traffickers

41:07 because of course it's the human traffickers, there is not any other reason in the Mediterranean Sea. As Jean France Press reported citing sources that authorities plan to seize and destroy vessels to break up networks operating out of war-torn Libya In June the European Union launched... listen this The European Union Naval Force Mediterranean Wasn't there never supposed to be an EU army? It was a navy I'm sorry haha I am so silly yes And they are tasked to undertake systematic efforts to identify, capture and dispose of vessels... ...and enabling assets used or suspect being used by migrant smugglers or traffickers. They're also just going to be blowing these people out the water I presume? Go away! We don't want you we don't care we have no compassion and were screwed

42:00 Well, if they are. If they would just let them fly... There was a report on one of the networks and it doesn't matter which one and they had some British... there's a boat apparently a lot of Brits and I can see why because I've been there and it's like a fantastic place to shop Turkey. Turkey is interesting. It's dynamite! Istanbul, dynamite place to shop. But you go on a rug? Yeah. But anyway so these Brits I guess take these tours, boat tours and this British woman oh it was terrible she had some dog getting on her boat to leave

42:38 And there's like a little group of them over there, you know the Brits that are going to get on this boat. Which is either it had to be a cheap ride or they wouldn't have taken the trip because you lose money on what do you buy? You lose money and all overhead to get the money or to get the product so that...and I'm thinking and then there's a bunch of guys trying to beg to get in this phony boats some old It's These guys have got the money. There's a boat that's leaving going straight to the UK somehow, I don't know how long that takes but they bunch of old souses are gonna be on it and this probably cheaper but they can get on that note now this is ridiculous as this and that is by EU directive that's by parliamentary right? That's huge fine somebody should be bitching about that for let me finish up the report from from this a hole because he brings in the Pope which has always fun nation we have to deal with this crisis

43:47 But, you know, this is—it could be a very reckless and dangerous policy. And Chairman McCaul, if you would quickly? We of course have the pope coming soon. There's always concern about lone wolf attacks. I think someone was arrested this week in Florida, a suspect. sympathizer with ISIS. She's referring to the Jew kid pretending to be an Arab jihadist please really you're now using that more I think it's Martha Radich is that her name from ABC? Yeah, could be. Secure about the Pope coming into America America I'm concerned. I was briefed by the Secret Service in a classified setting the Pope is very I'm Catholic by the way he's very passionate man. Classified setting for briefing on to Popes? Well yeah because you got some information. To get out with people and with that comes a large security risk we are monitoring very closely threats against the pope as

44:46 comes into the United States. We have disrupted one particular case in particular, but as that date approaches I think we're all very be very vigilant. Bullshit! Oh we already thwarted one but we're not telling you exactly what it was We tell everybody about everything we do, but not that one. We can't brag about that one. We brag about every little guy there's every sucker... But not that one! Not the FBI. No secret because it doesn't exist All right now let's talk briefly in the in the State Department spokeshole Kirby is back We have the Russian reporter Just maybe I just it's entertaining again thank you for coming back Spokeshole Kirby he is the reason

45:32 Talking about Assad, of course. And remember I mentioned that he was not saying ISIL or ISIS? He's now saying ISIL. He continues on that theme there is a reason for it we haven't figured it out yet. He is the reason that ISIL has been allowed and not just ISIL but other extremist groups have been allowed to fester and grow and sustain themselves inside Syria The assertion you are making that he is the reason for ISIL is also disputed Many people in my part of the world believe that the reason for the ISIL existence is the policy regime change That is pursued by the US and American allies. What is your response to that? I'm not going to dignify that with an answer Next question

46:21 He's not gonna dignify, it's a great question. It's not a great question, it's an outstanding question. No I'm not going to dignify that with an answer next question please shut up meanwhile the Washington... Wow! That's rude yeah I'd say totally rude the guy should be ashamed of himself and you know this guy is vetted he's a part of the press corps and you don't just get you walk off the street and get asked questions of Mr Kirby Admiral Kirby, then the Washington Post had a poll and the headline is one in five Syrians say Islamic State is a good thing.

46:58 And this is, and it's always what's not mentioned in the headline or in the article. A recent survey of 1365 Syrians from all four governance of the country found some surprising attitudes. Consider this! A fifth of those interviewed said that Islamic State, the brutal Islamist group known for its beheadings that rules over large swathes of Syria and Iraq as a positive influence on the country When you look at the answers and questions What is not really mentioned in the article, in fact not at all... Is that 82% believe ISIS is a US-made group. And it's right there on the page! So to say oh, um, there's a 22%, uh, amount of people in Syria who think ISIS has positive influence Who gives a crap? 82% believe they were made up by the U.S

47:56 Not reported. Just in the graphic." This is an information war of epic proportion! Yeah, it's a good one but the American public is getting only half the story Well, of course... Of course why would we not? Are you crazy?! We can't have the whole story! They're too stupid to understand! They're too dumb they may make the wrong conclusions And there was this- You might vote for Rand Paul! Yeah right I was um.. The uh.... What was it? What's the CENTCOM chief, his name is Austin. General Austin he would now it was really long and I tried to get this one quote a bit it was two hours and there was no transcript so I couldn't get it but he made a mistake while testifying uh and his main...he was mainly testifying about the intelligence reports being um doctored which have a theory about

48:53 But he made a boo-boo and he let slip that US special forces are in northern Syria. And we knew there was five people they're fighting for it, right? Right but what then had to happen is I think the Pentagon issued a retraction saying he didn't really mean that I'm trying to... That just was confirmation that he meant it. Well, of course! Of course now I can't find exactly where they had that article but I have the actual State Department or the Department of Defense letter. Well there's one thing related to this as a clip. Good.

49:38 Because we were asking and wondering who you know it was actually on news hour that the I forgot his name asked this question of one of the Experts on on the area that and they were discussing this questions about the grousing Intel agencies the clip he brought This is the question that we were asking who are these into are these right because so the implication is their CIA But then not no I think we guessed it correctly, but here is the little back and forth. The whole Central Command area, but very specifically about this war and how its going. Well Colonel Harvey help us understand a little bit who's who here? These intelligence officers raising concerns Who do they work for what supposed to happen with their reports

50:27 Well, this is a very interesting command and it's comprised of very professional, very capable Defense Intelligence Agency analysts, contractors and military personnel. And they are some of the best and brightest intelligence analysts that this country has particularly on the problem of terrorism in the Middle East, Islamic State and challenges with Iran. They're extremely professional and that's why this is very interesting because you have very professional people making allegations about the attempts to thwart their assessments. And... Before you give me your analysis, let me add a little data point to it here is just 30 seconds of General Lloyd Austin in his opening statement regarding this very issue You know there's been a lot of speculation in the media about the allegations made to the DOD IG and one in particular I believe should be addressed and corrected for the record

51:22 Some have expressed concern that CENTCOM intelligence reports are sent directly to the president. This is not accurate as the office of the director of national intelligence put out to the media last week and I quote none of the combatant commands are permitted to engage directly in a president's daily brief process Rather, reports are produced by the combatant commands and funneled through the DIA to ensure that all substantive deliberations and final contributions are appropriately coordinated." End of quote. So there is your interagency war John and I think it's for one reason only. The president saying ISIS is a JV team they have to somehow come up with a way for his legacy or whatever they're worried about to prove that

52:09 He based that statement on facts from the intelligence community. And this guy is pointing towards Clapper! Yeah, I think Clapper is the bad actor. Of course he's always been the bad actor. McCain jumped all over this Austin guy constantly and especially in that particular back-and-forth where he said oh so all you want is just a rosy picture for the president okay guess that's what he wants right? He just kind of ridiculed the guy but we now know that they're DIA not CIA So they're DIA guys and there do the same kind of their analysts And so they were doing their thing and then they keep they kept citing the same

52:46 who we've cited before, the general and his assistants that where the thing filters through and it gets kind of altered a little bit. And the reporter from NewsHour specifically asked why? Why? Why? An all these guys that were there said we don't really know why. But then it was just again in implication that this is I think your thesis is correct as they just want to downplayed as much as they can because I think, still think that we're behind the whole thing. At least we triggered it! I don't think were behind a lot of it... The rapes and the murders. You don't seem to give a crap

53:30 There was a... collateral damage my friend. Right, and we continue to create a lot of it which is goes pretty much unreported with enhanced drone strikes in Syria which we are doing and yeah just which is killing civilians or I'm sorry you're right collateral damage but Karzai He was interviewed by everyone loved this. I we must had a million people send us this oh the about al-qaeda Yeah, yes you got a clip or I have a I don't have it no so he's being interviewed by Al Jazeera now cars eyes You know As far as I know, he was always a shill for UNICAL and pretty much in on everything. Maybe he got shut out or locked out but here's what he claims in his most recent interview. Al-Qaeda was the main reason that Americans said they were going into Afghanistan and not the Taliban Are you still of the view that al Qaeda is more of myth than reality? You also said you weren't even sure they existed Really?!

54:30 Exactly, that's my view today as well. That Al-Qaeda is a myth? It is for me a myth I have never had a report from any Afghan source on the Al Qaeda or what they were doing We don't see them we cannot visualize them For us they don't exist I've never had a report from our intelligence I've never had to put from our people And I want to point out that hat he wears Is made from sheep fetus He wasn't wearing the hat No he wasn't But it's important to know that he wears a hat. I have another really soft product, I'm sure it's delightful. Did they exist in September the 11th? On September the 11th 2001 was Al-Qaeda operating in Afghanistan

55:16 I have come across the Taliban. I've come across other groups, I've come across people calling themselves different names and different outfits What do you think the point of him denying this or saying that he's never heard about Qaeda? I pointed out when we were back and forth with somebody on Twitter Adam Curtis, when he did one of his early movies, the British documentarian guy... Which is some good stuff. The Power of Fear or one of those early, one of the first two movies when he did the movie about Al Qaeda He says the same thing

55:53 And he documents that this place, these guys never existed. The name was made up by the State Department or one of the intelligence agencies and they went on and on it was very convincing! I haven't heard anything about it no ones ever disputed his theory... ...and then all of a sudden we have this which just cracked me up! I'm going to play the rest because at the end is really the beauty part that he has here Of extremists and terrorists We have reports about them I don't know if al-Qaeda existed, and I don't know if they exist for me. It's a myth. I have to feel tangible about it before I say anything.

56:35 Before I can say they are there. Well reports say they are there, but I have no information Your allies in the US government NATO forces on the ground in Afghanistan all said that they were there fighting al-qaeda fighters when you say it's a myth You've not seen any evidence did they call you a conspiracy theorist? Some might say you sound like a conspiracy and this is interesting because we've always maintain that this is made up by the CIA, probably propagated by Mujahideen who were armed. Which Hillary Clinton says oh we armed them! We did all that... That's not Donald Rumsfeld. Who else? All kinds of people out there. What's the Brzezinski out there giving him hey Allah is gonna love you guys take our guns and go shoot him up and that was when the Russians were in there but when we say things like that we're conspiracy theorists

57:21 And now here you go. Now we are pretty much a-hole guys with lamb fetus on our head. Well, if saying that something does not exist does not mean a conspiracy it's my judgment is my feeling maybe they're there but I have not seen them and I've not had to report about them any report that would indicate that Al-Qaeda is operating in Afghanistan. And I've also been in conversation with various American officials, the last one that I had was last year, in which they told me that there are perhaps not even more than 30 to 35 individuals! So if that's the entire strength of an organization for me? That's a myth

58:10 And so right on cue, right on cue we have an audio recording release. Not a video but no audio recording of Al-Zawahiri. In a new audio message released online al Qaeda leader Ayman Al Zawahiri calls on young Muslim men in the West to follow the example of other lone wolf style attackers like the Boston Marathon bombers who were not at all influenced by Waza waza hari waris and the man behind the Charlie Hebdo attacks in Paris I call on all Muslims who can harm the countries of the Crusader coalition not to hesitate, he says referring to countries that make up the Western-led coalition in Iraq and Syria. We must now focus, he says, on moving the war to the heart of the homes and cities of the crusader West and specifically America." It's not clear when the recording was made

59:01 But because Al-Zawahiri mentions the late Taliban leader, Mullah Mohammed Omar whose death was announced in late July. The message could be at least two months old and this is all coming of course the people who found it online they are so lucky there's so good the site intelligence group Rita Katz They're so good John They're really, really good at finding us. Nobody else can do what they do and it's been out you know as recorded two months ago is just uh so yeah astonishing of the word there's so good I don't know why anyone just can't see that this is a we're just being duped on a massive scale It's duped! You are being duped! Well with that John I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you John C

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1:09:19 Why not? They're known, aren't they?" I didn't get them. I just didn't get them. Let's see... 22.9 million viewers! Well that was almost as much as the Fox. Yeah so it was uh- Well they did the same thing, they had a mini debate with four people this time. Which i saw that too which I fell asleep during that. Well I enjoyed it because it had its share of what I love about the debates at the beginning Target Lindsey Graham. Lindsey Graham, he does pretty much want to go to war right away Yes, that's because he is not married He is a sad single man with no children and he wants to die That is the way I see it But do you think he has had a vasectomy?

1:10:05 I think he might have. He has a little bit of that lesbian face. He's got that look, yeah. He's got that sagging skin look. Well, I'll give you that. See? He's got nothing going on! This guy is...he probably sleeps on John McCain's couch every night. Or at the foot. How can we go and kill more people? How can we just kill more of our children? Let's kill, kill, kill. So I have this one clip I wanted to...this is my favorite clip I'll start with which it says Kinsey by the way But this is Graham. Now I can't believe, talk about a guy who doesn't know anything about marketing or branding in this clip he actually for all practical purposes says he's an idiot. To exercise our constitutional rights America did not create religious liberty. Religious liberty created the United States of America it is the reason we're here today. Senator Graham do you want to weigh-in?

1:10:58 I wasn't the best law student. By the end of this debate, it'd be the most time I've ever spent in any library but on the first day. What? He wasn't a good law student and he's never been in the library before, by the way everyone says libary. They said liberry?! Most people say li- most people apparently in the Republican party and Jake Tapper too say libery! Oh man... I mean, once in a while you might hear librr... little bit. Did they say feb- LIBRARY! BRARY! BRARY not BARRY! Did they also say FeBOOary? I don't know it didn't say FeBOOary. FeBOOary?!

1:11:44 So here he is, now he gets attacked by the Jake Tapper decides to attack Lindsey Graham because they're sick of him. And so this is the attack piece. We will get to those issues but just a couple more on this general subject Senator Graham you've called Donald Trump a quote wrecking ball for the Republican Party voters in your home state of South Carolina and a recent poll prefer Donald Trump 30% to your 4%. How do you explain why so many of your constituents would rather have Donald Trump as the Republican nominee than you? Well all I can say if you looked at polling in 2012 and 2008, this level we'd have this stage. You'd have President Perry and President Giuliani We've got a long way to go. And here's what i'm gonna try to do tonight convince you

1:12:28 that I'm best qualified to be commander-in-chief for the 1% who are doing the fighting for the rest of us. And we're going to have a serious discussion tonight, all of us are gonna say we want to destroy ISIL but here's what i'm going to tell you What we're doing is not working. I have a plan to do it if i'm president united states We're gonna send more ground forces into Iraq because we have to bomb them Bomb them and bomb them again, right? Bomb him the guy He's a moron. He is bad, people in South Carolina we don't have that many listeners I don't believe should be ashamed of yourselves for having this guy you got plenty of smart people down there so the other guy that was in this little mini thing was Jindal who is just a jerk and the funny thing about Jindal is I kept listening to him listening to him listening and finally clicked on me well there was something about him that bothered because he said play the Jindal sounds like clip

1:13:26 Stop treating Donald Trump like a Republican. If he were really a conservative, if he were really conservative and 30 points ahead I would endorse him He's not a conservative. He is not a liberal. He is not a democrat. He is not a republican. He is not an independent. He believes in Donald Trump Here's the reality The idea of America is slipping away 18 trillion dollars of debt Planned Parenthood selling baby parts across our country Our government creating new entitlement program when we can't afford the government that we've got today Kermit the Frog here. That's him! You're right, he is Bobby Jindal as Kermit the Frog He sounds just like Kermit the Frog half of time Nice editing job Alrighty then well I did watch a debate and you know i'm so horrible product

1:14:23 It was too long and it hears the many people on stage too long Jake Tapper says that we're gonna have it so you guys debate. You're gonna get into arguments, but wait But wait, but wait you haven't let me let me do my comparison Do your thing Bobby Jindal is Kermit the Frog I figured out who Donald Trump is? I figured it out Oh Jason Calacanis Exactly the same guy, you know it's like Jason Calacanis who I've known since the early 90s Silicon Alley days. You know, when you shake his hand you just want to go...it's like feel a little slimy. I don't know. It's you never- you don't really feel a little dirty but he's a good guy and he's, you know, he's I think Jason successful but even the way he talks is his whole vocabulary, his mouth everything even his head looks like Donald Trump it's the same guy! Huh? I wouldn't ever made that comparison

1:15:22 Well, but okay. Yeah I can see what you're saying and i think Donald Trump is look he's the only guy on stage who can be honest because he's not taking political campaign funding which is the only thing at this point I like about him It was the only thing. He, he was bad! He was bad...he fell apart....he got totally snookered into the Fiorina debate about you know who had a better or worse career track record which well he goes after her for being a crappy... Well but it was set up by Tapper. It was set up! It was set up!! He fell for it!!!

1:16:00 for it. He falls for a lot of stuff, but this was bad. It was bad. The thing that I like about him besides funding his own campaign which is undeniable that's the best thing about him is he does two things very well. He's a good listener He, you know he listens well. He doesn't need to write stuff down and be...he's a good listener. I think is the smartest guy in the room there yes and he uses the tactic of positive reinforcement consistently and it's very good! It works it convinces himself that he's going to be president. It's..I watched his thing at Dallas and I watched on the aircraft carrier or the USS whatever it is big gun. He's very very good at this but

1:16:46 He is going to, it's going to end very poorly for him. Very poorly. I was watching this debate and kept an eye on him. They also did some funny camera shots of the house. He actually blushed when Carly Fiorina said about him calling her ugly or dog face or whatever it was... He blushed. That was him losing his shit, because he knows you can't say anything." He could have apologized I think he had an opportunity there to apologize and it would be prefaced like this people say never apologize I'm a regular person I apologize And he should have apologized Because when Bush told him to apologize he didn't because he didn't have to But i think he had an opportunity I think he should apologize at least once just to show that is possible but undeniable

1:17:34 that Carly Fiorina cannot, she is incapable of showing compassion or empathy because of the Botox. You notice her upper lip can't move? Oh! She doubled down on that shit She doubled down. The upper lip stays still and she has like a down smile, the lower lip and the jaw drop And then she can't make the mouth turn up in a true smile So it's a grimace Now the other guy that looks like crap when he smiles is I don't know if you noticed this but Cruz No, Cruz can't smile at all. I say Cruz and Rubio both they when Cruz when I'm sure when Rubio smiles it is frightening It's a square Smile

1:18:23 He looks like an insane maniac and Cruz looks like some sort of a, you know, child. I actually was liking Christie for a little bit until the whole marijuana big came up. I'm like, Oh brother really? You're such a dick. Christie is total dick. He doesn't care about states rights. He's not even...I don't even see him as a Republican and I don't have any clips from him but I found him and that marijuana thing was ridiculous. Yeah, I love Jeb Bush like, I smoke marijuana okay That was his big reveal. The big reveal, everybody. And the marijuana you're smoking today is not like 40 years ago... Let me tell you something I have standing in this area okay? It's not a gateway drug it's not gonna kill you it's not gonna get you addicted what?! It's definitely not a gateway drug! It's bullcrap! So Fiorina loses on that as well

1:19:13 You know, all the everyone on stage is just a douchebag. I don't like any of them. No me neither. And you know Kasich I kind of liked for I think well he probably could do the job then i have then i have this now when i heard this as said this guy's a liar play this Kasich clip so i'm John Kasich the governor of Ohio Emma and Reese my children and Karen love you girls thanks for watching tonight by the way I think i actually flew on this plane with Ronald Reagan when I was a congressman and his goals and mine really much pretty much the same Okay, let me ask you if you're flying on Air Force One which was right behind them. If you're flying on Air Force One and get a ride on Air Force one You think you took a trip? I think i took it right on this plane. I don't remember. I was smoking weed! I can't recall. I mean how many times do you start not as though that every day or jumping on air force 1

1:20:14 You rarely get a flight on it. Of course you remember, of course you'd remember but... I think maybe i was on that flight? I'm not sure he was probably coked up He doesn't remember So he's done And and but for the world right the world stage to see this cacophony of boneheads and yes I think Donald Trump is the smartest guy I like the idea that you can have a chief executive who knows what it is to be a chief executive success But I like all that From an outsider's perspective outside of Gitmo militarized nation. We look like such I mean have that big plane in the background like I Mean this was also a big setup by CNN to do with this or whoever determines this I presume CNN had a hand in it to make these make everyone look like a douche one of our producers who is watching us online sent me a screenshot where there was a little subtext and

1:21:12 They had a little sidebar and it said, Republicans...Republican candidates or debate candidates buttheads. It said- Oh, but heads instead of buttheads? But heads, but it says butt heads! Now this being a big reality show and I was most interested in what they were going to do with this $50,000 a second advertising time all entertainment media products, all movies Which I think some of them were Time Warner based or you know, which of course their own CNN So I think there were house ads actually some of them Jake Tapper got to beat his meat Talking about how awesome he is doing this debate and what it's all gonna be about and Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump There's a I think people kind of there's this debate as to whether things on Kimmel

1:22:03 CNN and Fox and MSNBC news channels are whether they're covering Donald Trump is Making down. I don't wonder if it's fueling itself in a way you have to cover him because he's the biggest story But he's also the biggest story Because we were covering there is a chicken-and-egg thing there, and I have read media studies about you know our if covering him, even if we're doing so in a critical and fair way. If that fuels it... And look he's the frontrunner I mean that's the bottom line He is the frontrunner and He says what he says The voters in polls say they like it So we keep covering him If Hillary Clinton were willing to do as many interviews with Donald Trump We would be covering her as much as well Right but she's boring let's be honest Yes?

1:22:52 I can read your mind and he's... I would never say that. You don't have to, your face says it all So it is all about entertainment every single bit of it And the president now this was interesting He even came out and He said something about, he referred to Trump's Make America Great Again. And there are two things in this first of all he does something very strange when it is a tell of some sort and I want to analyze it with you. We're not supposed to be impeding progress we're supposed to advancing progress accelerating it and if our leaders can put common sense over ideology and the good of the country before the good of the party then will do just fine

1:23:35 Despite the perennial doom and gloom that I guess is inevitably part of a presidential campaign, America's winning right now. Now did you hear that? The tap-tap-tap? No, I did not hear it So he... And here's the way to analyze this so he says Where was the tap-tap He says America's tap-tap-tap winning right now. I have it isolated America's winning right now Again That's four taps Winning right now Winning right now So he goes winning right now, winning right now. And it's some kind of a strange tell the president has which is new that something new that he's developed and I think its when he has a scripted point that he's going to use

1:24:25 that somehow it's his own way of... Oh, it may be one of the there's different kinds of memory techniques. So you don't make, because he's done this before, he botches the punchline well throws it backwards He says something in between and I think maybe like something he learned somebody taught him this where you do three taps and then comes out perfectly so he does the four taps and the proof that this is only for him to remember What what the punchline was he then goes on to explain to us why America's great and that's the fun That's the real punch line presidential campaign America is winning right now. America is great right now Now let him it he's gonna explain why America's great so Donald Trump pay attention we can do even better but The reason that I'm so confident about our future is not because of our government or a size of our GDP or military, but because everybody

1:25:26 in this country that I meet around the... regardless of their station in life, their race, their religion, the region they live in. They do believe in a common creed that if people work hard in this country, they should be able to get ahead." Okay let me understand The reason why we're great is because he's talked to people from all different stations Whatever that means then and they have a common creed that if you work hard, it's awesome I mean what is that do you work hard to get paid? What is that? It's totally dumb. It's totally dumb winning right now Winning right now

1:26:07 Well, let's go to... I still have a couple of clips that I want to play. Good good Even though you thought the debate was boring and it was Yes it was incredibly boring Taking a few clips wasn't that boring Carly Fiorina against eliminating herself She would be the worst president ever She is a worse warmonger But even worse, she has all the stats and the size of battalions in her head. I have two clips at two different times this is the first one where she goes off on the military's soft version. I think you should play that first. Since everyone has gotten to weigh in on this military issue I'd like to be able to do the same we have spent probably 12 minutes talking about the past let's talk about the future

1:26:50 We need the strongest military on the face of the planet and everyone has to know it. And specifically what that means is we need about 50 army brigades, we need... Brigade? It's brigade John, just so you know. Brigade! Brigade! I even think brigade. I know it's cheap to laugh at people but fuck it We need about 36 Marine battalions. We need somewhere between 300 and 350 naval ships, we need to upgrade every leg of the nuclear triad, we need to reform the Department of Defense, thank you as well to invest in our military technology. And we need to care for our veterans so 307 thousand aren't dying

1:27:36 By the way, comment from the chat room. Two Democrats covering Republican debates. Welcome to the show! You must be new. Wow, that is a dummy. Brigades! Okay so now we have the second example of this where I think I dub this clip she goes ape shit Arabia begin to rely on us what he is doing as he is trying to replace us as the single most important power broker in the Middle East and this president is allowing it that is what's happening in the Middle East That's whats happening with Russia Thank you Senator Rubio I want to bring in Carly Fiorina

1:28:14 Having met Vladimir Putin, I wouldn't talk to him at all. We've talked way too much to him what i would do immediately is begin rebuilding the 6th Fleet. I would begin rebuilding the missile defense program in Poland. I would conduct regular aggressive military exercises in the Baltic states and probably send a few thousand more troops into Germany. Vladimir Putin will get the message by the way it is so critically important that every one of us know General Soleimani's name, is because Russia is in Syria right now because the head of the Quds Force traveled to Russia and talked Vladimir Putin into aligning themselves with Iran and Syria to prop up Bashar Al-Assad. Russia is a bad

1:28:56 actor Vladimir Putin is someone we should not talk to because the only way he will stop is to sense strength and resolve on the other side. And, we have all of that within our control. We could rebuild the 6th fleet I will we haven't. We could rebuild a missile defense program we haven't I will. We could also to Senator Rubio's point give the Egyptians what they've asked for, which is intelligence. We could give the Jordanians what they've asked for bombs and materiel we have not supplied it. I will! We could arm the Kurds. They've been asking us for three years all of this is within our control. My take on this because she's saying that same thing Donald Trump is saying is... Well not like a...she sounds like a lunatic well because she has I'm sure she has

1:29:43 real money backing her, but half of the American economy is bomb-making materiel. That's what we do." Our military budget...you can take all...we've said it before on this show and we'll say it again. You can take all the military budgets in the world—Russia, China, you, the EU, everybody Our military budget shadows all of them put together. We want to spend more? And the other thing that's irksome is that the Defense Department can't be audited! This money is being squandered." Uh-huh, yeah it's you know I'm disappointed. I'm depressed and disappointed...I need some HowlDoll or something

1:30:25 It's just, it's depressing. Your neck bent? And I had high hopes for Donald Trump in this but no... He is out of his league with these a-holes and when i say a-holes its television actors, its puppets Now, he's not really good at this. Well I want to play a clip that is just kind of off the walls of Clip from the Future This way we won't have to play it later The second half of the show Look for Ms America thing This is a Q&A Another set up question These questions on this particular show were the worst ever! We need to go back and explain why we do this

1:31:08 Because it reveals a number of prop... It's a propaganda show. And it reveals...there's a lot of, I forgot what the reason was. I just do it to bitch and grouse that's why. Because yes large audiences watch the pageants completely amazing in this world of men and women are equal but okay where are the feminists taking this down? Where is feminine than the topless chicks? Yeah where's feminine? They should be protesting this But they have this propaganda thing at the end Very in this case. This was the worst ever because they were the questions were all written by Democrats Just kind of give it to the Republic no longer just Trump property right? No, no punch Trump had miss you okay, so But they give it that decided blast Trump and listen to this little little diddy from Alabama Okay

1:32:01 Hey, according to a poll released this week Donald Trump is leading Republican candidates by 32% of the votes. Why do you think he's leading by such an overwhelming margin? I think Donald Trump is an entertainer and I think he says what's on a lot of people's minds but I think that the Republican Party should be absolutely terrified of all the attention that he is taking Like Jeff Bush and Chris Christie who could absolutely do the job of President of the United States. Absolutely be terrified about that, thank you! Thank you so much! Okay a couple things about this particular one besides it being a Trump slam as expected because it was on ABC and they're anti-Trump They're also anti Hillary they're pro Jeb

1:32:58 They're pro-Jeb. ABC, I pointed this out... Yes you are right John! This is your three by three. Pro-ABC, pro Jeb yes. Disney, Disney Florida, Governor of Florida good deals for Disney good deals for ABC. ABC Jeb good analysis and what did she say there? She said Jeb now the interesting thing was i don't know if she's supposed to have said Christie but i'm keeping this clip on the in abeyance Because if the ticket is Jeb Bush and Christie, ooh What is this telling you? I don't know. It's not I Don't know we got one guy who smoked weed and one guy who wants outlawed. I don't know Alabama just kind of like, you know seems they fear it had it all figured out alright hmm

1:33:48 Well, well can while we're on women if you are you done with the with the with the debate I want to see there's one thing. I don't know if this is yeah I want to play at this side believe is what I believe This is the cruise on Iran Iran he I think I don't know it just may be not be the right clip But there's a clip Play this clip. This deal on its face will send over a hundred billion dollars to the ayatollah khamenei making the Obama administration's the world's leading financier of radical Islamic terrorism this deal. You can stop it, this is just Cruz with his cliches and this bullcrap that now we're the leading providers of terrorists This is not our money I don't know whether you... No It's their money, it's Iran's money that we froze.

1:34:44 There was a clip, I don't have it but i'll just explain what it was. It was so funny because somebody cut off Fiorina and started chatting and in the background you hear her going, its my turn next! Its my turn next! It was just so juvenile. The whole thing was juvenile. These people none of them to me... whoever the democrat that's why Hillary wants again is so desperately because she knows whatever democrat comes up there it's a shoe-in Yeah, a shoe in well. I mean that's where you get Bernie well Bernie is gonna cause trouble He's causing trouble as we speak Well you know men he's got it down he understands that this country was created on racist principles So sure is so let's let's bomb the south Hey, how come we're not dead yet didn't we weren't supposed to oh? That's the 23rd when I'm 15th It should be to cycle

1:35:36 Oh, that's the... Yeah. We're not dead yet. I think there was some prediction that it was the 15th so we should all be dead, the whole world should be dead but... The stock market should crash? Yes! Another good prediction. That should happen. Ah, the 23rd right? Is that after our next show or when is it? No, we have a show on Sunday the 24th so we don't have to worry about that show because we'll be dead. No and the 24th no this is next Thursday, today's the 17th. Yeah, so we're good today Yeah, we get it. We're good on Sunday and then next Thursday... No show! ...we'll put you in the newsletter You might as well send us all your money because we're all gonna die. All gonna die. We're gonna be in Colorado That's where I'll be. I think I'll be pretty safe there Yes for the radio activity Well that's where all the intelligence agencies are and everyone else I have a beef And I'm quite surprised that amongst our

1:36:30 politically correct pronoun using, you know trans cis gendered world. And actually there was something funny when I read there was some news reporter who says he's now gender fluid And his name is... What, he's got gonorrhea? No. It's like sometimes he's male and sometimes female. Yeah this is where it's headed! He works for some Candanavian news outfit. He's gender fluid. So now his name is John Rebecca. You know so you have to...He has two names

1:37:14 John Rebecca. Yeah, uh-huh as great But I one last thing about the debate since I'm looking at my notes All right There was a there was I think a subtle propagandistic thing in the thing that no I don't nobody talked about Nobody noticed anyone who saw that? I'm sure everyone who watched the debates saw this when they had to shot of Jake Tapper To his immediate right just over shoulder was a Hillary lookalike and I didn't see it. It was said we'd predicted you subconsciously then, huh? It was a Hillary look-alike and she was sitting there and just neutral And I think it was about moment of propaganda. I think they placed her there Hmm anyway that was that I'm done when I could go two ways actually now You know you bring up the propaganda angle There was an executive order that came out

1:38:04 that the president issued yesterday, using behavioral science insights to better serve the American people. And of course the brain professor over there in California former good old boy from Texas like this is great! Yes yes use science you science tube help people and I read through The Order and i've looked at the history of this has been going on since the 70's I think it's project Minerva or something It's marketing is what it is, except now we get the scientists get to call it science. And this and what this is being used for and I'm sure there'll be many...there are already many grants we're talking the billions of dollars

1:38:47 It is meant to more fully realize the benefits of behavioral insights and deliver better results at a lower cost for the American people. The federal government should design its policies and programs to reflect our best understanding of how people engage with, participate in, use, and respond to those policies and programs." And it literally is, you know well we discovered that if you email people about their health plan changing and you email them 20 times that they then become aware of the change and take action. Oh okay! Now that's what they say it's being used for, but come on. Using behavioral science insights to better the... It's called the nudge policy? Have you ever heard of this? Yes! Yeah it's a real policy in our United States government. The nudge policy. The amount of propaganda that we're facing on a day-to-day basis where there's the little Hillary face and the side or the butt heads commenter with a big F

1:39:45 Or what the government is constantly doing with the see something say something and all the phony baloney stories and phony baloney arrests that are never really prosecuted that make it sound like we're under attack. It's just frightening, I don't know...it's just like I can understand well get a lot of checks besides just our anonymous lesbian who writes sanity into the little thing at the bottom of a check Well, it's called nudge theory actually and since you bring up our favorite slogan... Now the problem with this slogan besides the fact that they are idiots and should be licensing this jingle because it is great. It sticks in your head people are posting on Twitter daily. Oh I hear the jingle! I hear the jingle! I hear the jingle! It's copyrighted by the Manhattan Transit Authority This is the problem if you want to use it let's say oh I don't know in Michigan

1:40:33 You can't do that without paying a license fee or at least having a licensing agreement. So Michigan actually came up with something new! Hi, my name is Tom Izzo the men's basketball coach at MSU The threat of school violence is something that affects everyone and needs to be taken seriously Keep another safe as a community project that begins with you You can be a change by using OK2SAY. OK2SAY is a confidential way you can report anything that threatens your safety or the safety of others, by paying attention to what's going on around you. You could be a life-saving difference! If you see or hear something that doesn't seem right submit a tip to OK2SAY. You can call text email go online for use the OK2SAY app to let someone know what's happening in your world

1:41:24 Your tip is confidential so you don't have to worry about retaliation, rejection or being labeled a snitch. Snitch! You could be the one person who helps to prevent a tragedy. That's right. Tragedy! OK2say.org Wow, good catch. Yeah so they come up with their new version of the slogan and it was already used okay to say when a couple of kids at MSU heard someone else talking about something out of context I had to send a whole letter to the whole school and immediately this kid went oh my god they're doing something is okay to say is this okay to stay line And they had to, you know bring everybody in and then you know oh no they were actually talking about the program and someone ratted on them. This is insane! It's insane... All right fine yeah fine uh but then you know when when it's okay to say and then we bring someone in You know Oh you brought a kid in his name is Ahmed you're racist Texas you're racist I mean you can't have it both ways

1:42:23 Yeah, you can. Are you crazy? I guess we have it both ways. We're lucky! That's the myth! Well that brings me to our pronouns and a very big issue which...I am now going to take issue with this. I'm bonding with women across the United States and all around the world You'd like too I am, uh... standing strong for women's rights. And i think it is an outrage and Silicon Valley must be held to account! When I saw this Kickstarter video for another assistant. Hey Angie, hi Max welcome home The essence of home security is simple you need to know what's going on at home even when you're not there Did you know that even if you have an alarm system? 41% of attempted burglaries happen when the alarm system isn't on so this is a kickstarter for a home security System which looks very much like the Amazon Echo her name is Angie So

1:43:23 To summarize, we have Angie, Alexa, Siri, Cortana. Why does Silicon Valley think that assistants are women? This is bigoted, sexist and it's wrong! I thought...is Cortana a woman or is just sounds like an old Ford? Well, it's a Microsoft version of women That's what they like over there in Seattle So let me get this straight You got Siri, Alexa, Angie and Cortana Is there any other ones? Ok Google Which also has female voice Yes, and I think this is an outrage. Silicon Valley thinks they can get away with it... It's completely sexist! Yeah one two three four five you got the big five are all women And they're all assistants personal assistance personal assistance They're all assistants that's right Can i be your secretary? yes. It's an outrage I tell you if you need to change your Twitter icon for this

1:44:15 Well, I think it is an outrage now that you mention it. Yeah! And how come nobody else has mentioned this? Because they're... They are Hail Apple! That's why. Hail Apple. They're tech hornies. That's why That's actually a really good one to bring up just about any group, any Silicon Valley crowd. Well hopefully... I don't know what we're going to do? Fine fine i don't know yeah exactly they should have that guy that you know what they should have is what you just did which is that it should be the helper should be a teenage A millennial with a crack, it with the voice that cracks. Well let's see which... We need to see which but it's not just the voice is also the names. Angie Alexa Siri I don't know what Sam? Fred? Well well. It is a millennial name. It is a mindset and I guarantee you Trevor Trevor it is a mindset

1:45:17 So everyone who and why do why can't we just call it zer or zeer? Okay, zir. Zem We need to have a gender fluid personal assistant With a voice that has been manipulated be completely gender neutral Yes, let's do it! We need it. We desperately need it John desperately Desperately needed Hello, Zem. Zem? Hello, Zeer. Shall I help you? Yes! Exactly. Let me see... Oh, I don't want to jump ahead but I got one more little zinger for this coming up with my analysis of the Miss America pageant. This is a tease for the C-block nice. This is a tease for the c-block now what makes it a good tease oh and I might want to point out I've gotten some feedback not everybody understands when we're talking about ABCD blocks Good

1:46:20 Just ask Alexa. They should not understand this or Angie, okay? All right now This is when they started this way I'm doing this as kind of a combination ask Adam and uh you didn't watch the show Did you the miss USA yeah no Miss America No, no I did not I did not watch the show because that because I don't know what it makes this even better That when they started off the question-and-answer thing at the very end which is supposed to make Make the winner, you know show obvious it didn't by the way the winner Flubbed on this thing. But this is a way it began I want to be get play the beginning of The Miss America Q&A Colorado part one A question which is another you know another political question? I think it's unfortunate they do this but this is the way it started The first question goes to miss Colorado Johnson

1:47:19 Each of our judges has been assigned a question. So with that ball from the bowl, it has the judge's name and that judge will ask their question and you will have 20 seconds to answer. It seems so very random John...it's just random questions popping up with the ball or something Alright your question is coming from Mr Wonderful Kevin O'Leary, you're up! Fantastic I've got a great question for you Miss Colorado You know this is about money my favorite topic The Treasury wants to put the face of a woman on the $10 bill beside Alexander Hamilton. Which woman should get that honor and you tell me why? It should be my mother, it should be my wife... Well we saw in the Republican debate they actually had a lot of funny answers and Carly Fiorina- I didn't think they were funny! Well i thought they were because Carly Fiorina said well they were funny in a meta sense. Carly Fiorina said

1:48:17 Nobody. This is bullcrap, and I thought that was the only good thing. That was the best answer! Yeah, I agree Now these are the Miss America contestants who we kind of assume are somewhat dingbats Unfairly. We've always, but you know they always try to ask these kind of poignant questions hopefully to show the public that they're not dingbats are very thoughtful women many going to college and all the rest so what do you think Miss Colorado would think? The thoughtful answer that she would give... Wait wait wait! Alright so your asking me a question

1:48:53 Yeah, what do you think for just to show her intelligence and thoughtfulness? And that Miss Colorado who by the way was 10 feet tall. Oh Hold on hold on what's-her-name I don't know what her name is don't start looking stuff up You might get this What do you think she might say Which woman should be on the $10 bill well Maybe she said something really... was it boneheaded? You have to give me a little help here. It was unbelievable, I think it set the stage for the whole competition. Maybe she should just... did she say Hillary Clinton or something stupid like that? It would be in long nose lines yeah. Let's play it New York. Which woman should get that honor and you tell me why Oh wait I know what it is Can I write it down to show you that I knew what it was Yeah! I bet its Michelle Obama

1:49:47 Oh my goodness. Thank you for that question the person that I would put on the $10 bill would be Ellen DeGeneres, I think that woman is so amazing Not only is she kind not only intelligent not only as her entire platform speaking tolerance and equality for all in kindness But she's able to be funny without insulting someone and I think that is incredible feet thank you Shut up already! Science is AMAZING! I look degenerate. Yes, this is a wonderful idea We're doomed we're doomed I'm telling you... DOOMED The dumbest woman in history. This Colorado Ellen DeGeneres I mean her platform is awesome it's amazing and there was a little jab, a little Trump jab in there if you didn't notice another one on the show no well because she can she can... I didn't see the show! ...insulting people Get it? No Well Trump insults her Oh of course yeah You know what

1:50:54 I'm glad it's another month until then we have the Democrat debates. Yeah, who is the debate? They're going to have Hillary Bernie Bernie communist coming up there and saying whatever he's not a kind of socialist or that common just as a socialist. Oh, some other bonehead the guy who keeps one other guy can't remember what it Is there some other guy running? Oh yeah, there's another guy in there. Well since we're talking about Hillary and this will take us up to the D block You recall the little pixie girl from Fox News, Catherine Herod's? The one who was kicked out because she did something wrong and then she got. Oh I don't remember her being kicked out. She is the CIA girl! Yeah she is the CIA girl. Don't you remember she screwed something up and they kicked her out for a while? I can't remember this maybe I should remember it yeah well it's not relevant but she she is the CIA girl if she did a long 15 minute piece on

1:51:57 on the latest discovery, which is I don't think they really have a smoking gun but she's trying to put it together with this arms dealer American arms dealer named I think his name is Turi. No that's the guy in MSNBC no that's Toure. I think it's Tourie let me see And the way it works with arms, we have arms dealers and they are the go-between. They're independent contractors between the United States. They get a license...we read these all the time. Another two billion for this and an extra billion for other and all these things that's how we sell weapons is what we do. We create wars then we sell the weapons to people to go... It's a hell of a business! It's a dynamite business right? Called marketing. So this is about the weapon

1:52:45 smuggling operation run by the CIA in Benghazi and that Hillary Clinton was well aware of it. So I just picked out the best piece that I could and kind of condensed it to give you a little bit of idea, so this is three networks, this is of course a cable news network but they're really out and we have another Benghazi hearing coming up at the end of October. What network was this on? Fox News Okay, but the cable network in early April 2011 arms dealer Mark Turi is exchanging emails with Chris Stevens a day later on April 8th This is Chris Stevens. Of course the ambassador who was not just killed but was sodomized You know they took broomsticks to his anus I mean none of that ever reported dragged through the streets and be completely really really horrible embarrassing It was it wasn't very heavily redacted email shows Secretary Clinton was interested in arming the Libyan rebels using contractors

1:53:39 FYI, the idea of using private security experts to arm the opposition should be considered she wrote. And Mark Turi showed Fox emails from his business partner David Manners from March and April 2011 which indicates support from Admiral James Stavridis. The Supreme Allied Commander for the European forces. In this email exchange Admiral Stavridis from a government account writes he can fully vouch for David Manor's credibility. And Stavridis copies General Carter Ham, then commander of AFRICOM. Now you see all the players coming together. Remember Carter Ham is the one who said stand down no flying from Italy don't go and try to save everybody? Short for Africa Command

1:54:18 Also copied via a personal email address was Mike Costew, who until February 2011 was a staffer for the Senate Armed Services Committee under Republican John McCain. Mr. Turi paints a picture of a government totally out of control operating outside the confines of the Constitution and without any transparency May 5th, Turi received this preliminary approval letter from the State Department for his $267 million arms proposal for Qatar. His attorney Jean-Jacques Cabut told Fox and Emails that his client had a track record working for the U.S government through the Central Intelligence Agency and the government's case is an epic fishing expedition

1:55:02 As Hillary campaigns for president, several of the main players in Benghazi have left public service. Now listen to this where are all these main players? Now work together at a Clinton-aligned DC consulting firm Beacon Global Strategies These include Hillary's principal gatekeeper Philippe Reines Andrew Shapiro who oversaw weapons contracts at state Former CIA Deputy Director Mike Morrell who edited The Talking Points and Admiral James Stavridis Turi insists he never shipped any weapons to Qatar. They were going to run it with their people, and who that is I have no idea. I sat back and watched this unraveled and it went south really quick when this equipment landed in Libya half went one way and the half went the other way. The half that went the other way was a half that ended up in Syria

1:55:54 This defense intelligence agency reported provides further confirmation weapons were flowing unchecked in the weeks leading up to the 2012 attack this whole report which you can watch from the show notes 757 no agenda notes calm is Pretty good, and and this is just a setup I think towards completely obliterating Hillary Clinton at the end of October When she has to appear for oh this I'm sorry. This is she really begged beg, please Let me testify here let me just testify about my emails please I beg you I beg you So there are more at some point She's gonna have to blow up she came close with the what difference does it make yeah? but this isn't this is a topic that is a is a sore spot and a sore point and she

1:56:46 Yeah, they gotta get her out of there. I don't know what that means... They've been working and working on it. They got to get her out. They gotta get Trump out Bring Elizabeth Warren in if you know if they're lucky otherwise they will have a fight on their hands She's been awfully quiet awfully quiet recently What difference at this point does it make? That was the blow-up And uh.. They gotta get Sanders outta there and put somebody reasonable like Warren Then they can run Trump & Christie That's a very interesting combination. Oh, I'm sorry Bush and Christie? Yeah, Bush and Christie It's a very interesting combo it makes nothing but sense you get the guy who smoked weed And the guy says that don't legalize its gateway drug because look at look at Jeb Bush clearly an addict Clearly he's completely off his rocker I'm gonna show my school by donating to no agenda imagine all the people who could do that oh yeah that'd be fab Oh No Agenda

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2:12:05 But it's highly appreciated. Now, the anonymous lesbian do you have any email contact with her or is it only notes that she sends? I do not have an email contact with her. Anonymous lesbian if you need any help in the lowlands let me know! Yeah we might want to... If she's gonna fly again lets face it. She get the Wi-Fi yeah. She might take the train or fly in. Does she pull? She might want the code? Yep just let us know please And of course we'll be doing a show on Sunday. It will be from Santa Fe, New Mexico This will be the beginning of the I Love Laundry tour This is only part one because we will be touring throughout the next decade...I think. I'm happy you're so tickled by that John! Devorak dot org slash N A Jobs jobs jobs and jobs Let's vote for jobs!

2:13:00 It's your birthday, birthday. Oh no, I'm not sure. And just a couple names on the list today Ryan Albritton says happy birthday to his brother Brad turning 35 today Lucas Zewa says happy birthday to his brother Merrick and his lovely wife Jaina and Gerald Parker turns 33 magic number on September 20th Happy Birthday from all your buddies here at the Staff & Management of The Best Podcast in The Universe! It's your birthday yeah I had, you know...I came across an RFP. A request for proposal? Yes! An RFP which i found quite interesting Let me find this This is from the Broadcast Board of Governors

2:13:46 And as you know, the Broadcast Board of Governors they are the ones who... in fact the guy who's back now at NBC was the big chief kahuna on the Broadcast Board of Governors. They are the propaganda arm of the United States specifically the State Department and they run Radio Free Europe The Voice Of America all this stuff and they came out with a request actually I'm sorry it's request for quotation which is i guess just money I had no idea. And, uh...I was- I thought this to be very interesting! Now you know that ever since you convinced me to become a ham- licensed ham radio amateur radio operator Yes? I went in deep. I can Morse code Deeper than me. I've hooked up my computer, I do all the digital modes. I knew this would happen. I do QRP which is low power and I've got magnetic loop antennas Oh and of course on the I Love Laundry Tour we'll

2:14:43 you know, schlepping the rig along. You're gonna have a big giant antenna off that thing? Not off of it but next to it yes I'll have the buddy pole as you know I'm traveling...I always travel with a buddy pole! No I'm not talking about the Yagi I'm talking about a big... No I'm talkin' bout the...it's a buddy pole not the Yagi A long wave antenna? The fact that you call it a long wave antenna we should strip you of your credentials just strip you of your current credentials do even know your call sign yeah what is it Kevin Johnson 6 liquid natural gas The Broadcast Board of Governors, BBG Broadcast Technologies Division has a requirement for the development of software to allow reception... ...of high-frequency transmissions that are currently being broadcast by BBG. This will allow non technical listeners to receive digital content of high frequency broadcasts. See attached scope of work and what they're asking for specifically I'll go down here

2:15:41 The contractor shall develop a software application to decode the specified digital transmissions. The software shall be capable of operating on multiple operating systems and shall be user-friendly for a non-technical person to install and operate. The software will provide real time decoding on the screen... ...and save the received data as digital files for retrieval." And when I look into it, they are asking specifically for industry standard codecs MFSK32 & MFSK16 Now these are digital ham radio modes that are used every single day by ham radio operators around the world. I thought this was very interesting that they are now broadcasting, apparently Voice of America—they're doing tests already—they're also asking for Olivia 32-2000, Olivia 64-2000 modes...

2:16:33 to essentially have a receiver, have your Android phone or whatever to tune it. And you don't even need...you have to connect it to the radio as long as it can...and this is the crazy thing there's tons of apps that already do this in fact there's an open source app called FL Digi which they could take right now and do this but they are asking for requests for quotations I find that in one way, really fascinating and interesting that they're using this technology to spout propaganda. On the other hand it's very disappointing because I thought we had like a little secret club that no one would be interested in butting into but there you go! Well you should send them something, send them a quote... I'm already working with my friend from Italy who has developed a couple of...not that I'm going to be part of it but he sent me this, he said, Should I do this? And I said fuck yeah

2:17:28 We need you on the inside. Absolutely! We gotta get you in there talking to the Broadcast Board of Governors, see what they're really up too." Yeah, they're up to no good that's my guess. Isn't that interesting though? That they want to use ham radio technology to propagandize? Well does it surprise you really? Yeah yeah it really does surprise me I said yeah sorry about that. Amen fist bump Yes it surprises me I did not expect that Okay well I got a little entremont if you want it Please The Elton John Putin story. Yeah, I like this a lot. This is a good one You like it for the reason that i probably like it too Another round And tonight that hoax making global headlines told you about Russian President Vladimir Putin calling Elton John or so the singer thought

2:18:13 You're about to hear part of the supposed translator for Putin and Elton John, who thought he was going to help make progress on gay rights overseas. I'll be interpreter between you and Mr. Putin? I'm not a politician but i would love to sit down with the president and discuss things face-to-face And tell him that's made my day okay The call goes on and it turns out obviously was not Putin but a radio show host playing prank outrage around the world coming in people saying Elton John tonight deserves an apology I like it was a radio prank. It's fantastic! And everybody is all, oh this is terrible you know radio pranks used to be very common Yeah remember the radio prank where um... The nurse then killed herself? That kind of ended the radio prank days. Yeah that was terrible Radio Pranks But he did talk with Medvedev. He has had conversations

2:17:28 We need you on the inside. Absolutely! We gotta get you in there talking to the Broadcast Board of Governors, see what they're really up too." Yeah, they're up to no good that's my guess. Isn't that interesting though? That they want to use ham radio technology to propagandize? Well does it surprise you really? Yeah yeah it really does surprise me I said yeah sorry about that. Amen fist bump Yes it surprises me I did not expect that Okay well I got a little entremont if you want it Please The Elton John Putin story. Yeah, I like this a lot. This is a good one You like it for the reason that i probably like it too Another round And tonight that hoax making global headlines told you about Russian President Vladimir Putin calling Elton John or so the singer thought

2:18:13 You're about to hear part of the supposed translator for Putin and Elton John, who thought he was going to help make progress on gay rights overseas. I'll be interpreter between you and Mr. Putin? I'm not a politician but i would love to sit down with the president and discuss things face-to-face And tell him that's made my day okay The call goes on and it turns out obviously was not Putin but a radio show host playing prank outrage around the world coming in people saying Elton John tonight deserves an apology I like it was a radio prank. It's fantastic! And everybody is all, oh this is terrible you know radio pranks used to be very common Yeah remember the radio prank where um... The nurse then killed herself? That kind of ended the radio prank days. Yeah that was terrible Radio Pranks But he did talk with Medvedev. He has had conversations

2:19:09 So it's not entirely unthinkable that that would happen. And maybe it did happen, but just calling it hoax just to make Putin look like an a-hole I finally watched all of the final...the last season of House Of Cards where the Russian president you know they're talking about the anti propaganda laws and the president the Russian president himself was like hey my wife's brother is gay everyone's gay this is not about me! I don't give a shit The Russian people like it! I'm like wow that's taking it a bit far I didn't see it. So now all the Russian people are just gay haters, that was the implication on the show Good work Netflix It wasn't Netflix probably has very little input mmm. It's Spacey You know Spacey probably good luck space. It's probably gay yeah Okay, it's not unheard of okay takes his mom to the Academy Awards come on okay to say

2:20:08 Okay to say okay to say okay, but I don't think we've been fired. Yeah well on One more on Putin then since we can just double back to him Moscow will continue To provide military assistance to the Syrian government in its war with insurgents That was the message Tuesday from Russian President Vladimir Putin right after he called Eldon John while in Tajikistan We have supported the Syrian government. I would like to say that as it confronts a terrorist aggression, we have provided and will provide all the necessary military and technical support and we call on other countries to join us." Moscow's been the key international ally of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad in the protracted Syrian conflict, saying it has military experts on the ground. But the U.S. believes Moscow wants to establish a forward operating air base in Syria, prompting a warning earlier this week from State Department spokesman John Kirby that Russian military assistance won't help bring about a political solution to end the fighting. We still believe there is an opportunity to pursue that kind of transition in concert with

2:21:14 Russian authorities. What will make it incredibly difficult to get there is continued support for the Assad regime from a military perspective." Moscow has come under increased international pressure in recent days to explain its moves in Syria, but all that has said so far is that continuing dialogue between Moscow and Washington is quote indispensable. I think they're screwing and I know we've already talked about this in relation to them the migrant crisis Oh man, they are jackhammering out here. I think there's a real danger and of course this is Putin doing the same thing he did with the red line that Obama drew in the Senate... oh wait a minute we'll get rid of all the chemical weapons i'll take care of it and they did it! And now Putin's coming in again because of course the port right there is Russian uh I'll just call it a property if you will

2:22:05 But there's a real danger the way things are going. I think, you know in that regard Trump is right they really have no...they're so weak certainly in Washington and the neocons and I still want to know where the Kagans are on all of this. You know they're trying to do a replay of Ukraine and that'll be a way that they can get Assad out But there's a real danger that Russia will team up with Iran, will team up with China. And they're going to make the... I think a new OPEC is a possibility amongst these countries

2:22:44 Now that, you know we see Goldman...was it Goldman Sachs who said oil could drop down to $20 a barrel? Do you think that's true? No. You don't think that's true? Goldman Sachs is the same people who says its gonna go to 200 reps and peak at 140. Right but without a doubt making America great again and having all becoming the number one energy producer doesn't really work when you have to pay 60 dollars a barrel just to get out of the ground with fracking let alone causing all kinds of shit happen I think Putin is being so underestimated to such a degree. You're talking about the migrant crisis? No, I'm talking about just what he actually can do with Iran and China... Oh you mean you think... okay we are talking about Putin. Yeah, Putin specifically. You think it's underestimating him? Yes! But really, really underestimating him.

2:23:40 I think there is a possibility we can see... What would it take for Putin to become friends with the Saudis? He probably wants to. Somebody was accusing him of wanting to do all that stuff, I forgot who but it was one of the... It was during the debates or someplace else they said what if Putin does exactly what you said becomes friends with the Saudis and then warms up to the... I think it's a real possibility John Well, we seem to be distancing ourselves from the Saudis for some reason. Because they suck! They suck! They're a-holes! They hate people, they hate gays... I want to go back and play the Rand Paul clip which has some of these elements. I want to play it at the Rand Paul on war. The Obama administration spending $500 million dollars to help create those Arab boots

2:24:33 There are only four or five US trained fighters in Syria fighting ISIS. What does that say to you about the effectiveness of the idea of the boots on the ground need to be Arab boots? If you want boots on the ground and you want them to be our sons and daughters, we got 14 other choices there will always be a Bush or Clinton for ya if you wanna go back to war in Iraq But the thing is, the first war was a mistake and I'm not sending our sons and daughters back to Iraq. The war didn't work. We can amplify those who live there. The Kurds deserve to be armed and I'll arm them. the ground need to be the people who live there. My goodness, I'm still upset with the Saudi Arabians for everything they do over there! They funded the arms that went to the jihadists. They're not accepting any of the people—any of the migrants that have been... The refugees that are being pushed out of Syria? Saudi Arabia is not accepting one! Why are we always the world's patsies and we have to go over there and fight their wars for them?! They need

2:25:32 need to fight their wars, we need to defend American interests but it's not in America's national security interest to have another war. We're going to turn this into- WTC7 won't go away! Another fine Saudi operation This is why Donald Trump can't be president he's too nice He doesn't understand that the core of what is running the United States are assholes That's what he doesn't understand He's like, yeah I'll do a good deal with Putin. I'm sure he would but that's not how it works and iIm sure Putin at his core is an asshole we're under a veil of oh it's all fucking unicorns. We're giving a picture that will allow us to go to work every day uh work 40 hours a week if you know if we can get a job at all because they haven't been able to fit

2:26:24 find a way to change the economy in any major way. So we're gonna have to have an upheaval, we refuse to do so meaning a real depression and which won't last that long but it'll be nasty. What is not long in your opinion? Year Oh! That's not long at all year-and-a-half well... It's time to call man. It's time to call John come on it's time to call you know people Call them what? Yeah call Oh, cull. Yeah it's time to cull! People need to die. Well talking about culling I think we should do my quick analysis- not gonna be that quick but it is quick enough of the Miss America pageant which is an important event in the United States It is important from a cultural perspective for setting the narrative and tone What were the ratings on this particular show? Nah, didn't get the overnights God damn So

2:27:15 This show is deteriorated in a very broad way. They do this goofball beginning, I want to just play a couple clips from it where the girls come out and say some pun or something while they introduce themselves then they say something stupid then they dance around like a bunch of ninnies At the very beginning, they're not wearing a lot of makeup. They're wearing some makeup but not a lot of makeup so you can kind of see what they actually look like. None of the girls are attractive except maybe New York... Hold on a second I just got The Overnight's in now this is why this is important. The Republican debate on CNN 22.9 million viewers. The 2016 Miss America competition

2:28:02 39.7 million viewers there you go, America baby, Murica America or watching the kids and ass over anything. Okay, so we had a with the girl So the women when they were just kind of plain even though they didn't have some makeup New York was really the best-looking one that I thought Oregon looked good And there was maybe four but the new york They threw out because New York has won three times in a row and this good looking New York woman They threw her out because they're sick of it somebody is running the new york branch Of The Miss America passion knows what they're doing Seriously, and they decided to bounce this one so they don't win again. It was getting embarrassing So they brought all these women out and this was a weird when there's a lot of very heavy heavy women Oh heavy I think they could have you know announced many of them as tipping the scales at oh Really like Blake?

2:28:59 Yeah, no weighing in at now. Now did you find them not to be attractive because they were tipping the scales? Well when you saw the girls at the beginning none of them were none of them were attractive and the one who won which is Miss Georgia When you see her just in a normal state She is a even out what she's shape-shifting Is that what your son now when there I'm talking about full war paint You know makeup uh... when she just looked normal she was a and it makes nothing but sense when i explain why she won they all look like porn stars no yes the pretty hope a lot of them were playing homely there is that i think there's borderline dwarfs yet a couple women could have been four ten has had some big tall women it was a bit was really strange i told you about this i told you about that the girl at subway tell your story now are walked into how taller i went in for my sandwich

2:29:51 Yeah, how tall are you? 5'17". She says ha! Yes 6'5", I get it. Oh not many people can do that math. No but I'm 4'9 and when I hit 21 I'm officially a dwarf like really? And yeah I said you know what you should do is get yourself one of those parking passes is what you should get Yeah, that's a good idea. There are probably some things she can take advantage of. Good idea! So let's start with Miss America corny intros... No not the corny one sorry just an idiot. Wait a minute no new corny intros. Oh shit I missed a number of these okay here it is miss A idiotic intros this shows you how they introduced themselves how bad it was

2:30:33 I grew up on the side of an active volcano. Here to bring the heat and make you lava-lava me, I'm Janae Kapel-Savaii You Napoleon Dynamite don't vote for Pedro, vote for me! I am Kaylee Wright your Miss Idaho From the birthplace of Walt Disney, I'm bringing the magic tonight. I am Crystal Davis, Miss Illinois Hold on hold on i'm enjoying I am Morgan Jackson, Miss Indiana By the way, I did learn something. I did not know 20% of the world's popcorn supply comes from Indiana I think that she was by the way what? I think that I should be able to replace my Amazon echo with Miss Hawaii and she should answer Lava lava her lava lava. I will love a lover you baby now So they had all these dumb puns and stuff now this one. I thought it was rude lewd uncalled for and dirty

2:31:30 Uh, this is the Miss uh... This is the Wisconsin WTF clip. It's corny intros Wisconsin. Okay gotcha. Come smell our dairy air in Rosalie Smith, Miss Wisconsin. Dairy air? Come smell our dairy air?! Are you kidding me! It's a family show! There's nothing like kissing a lady's ass Okay, so we get into the thing now. I would that it did the talent thing is what Miss Georgia who was a once he put her makeup on they all came out in the swimsuit competition There was a lot of thunder thighs there's only two girls and how you condemn You want me to do this or not fast is what its called John sass?

2:32:25 Fast very fast, Florida. I'll get Florida and Oklahoma Good looking Southern California slender bikini Beautiful the rest of them including Georgia were a little on the chubby side fast or Georgia was okay But Georgia won here's how Georgia won clip this is the Miss talent is the talent, it says Talmont Georgia. It blew everybody else out of the water with this and you have to play the whole thing but she's an opera singer who wants to go on Broadway so she's just a shoe in. She's got the makeup on

2:33:03 She looks like a Broadway star already. She's typical one of those goofy looking women you put the makeup on her and make her look like a bro. She is gorgeous. An operatic vocal of Tutu Piccolo Idiot here is Betty Cantrell Miss Georgia Damn It's the most gentle show ever

2:33:42 And she's also got a Broadway name Betty Cantrell nice Betty Cantrell I guarantee this woman is a star ten years from now She'll be like winning Tony's and she's perfect. She's got the stage presence. She's beautiful even though she's goofy looking in reality so then it just to show you that the range of mostly people were dancing and there you can tell they're a good their strippers, they're dancing on the stage And some of them sang okay, but not like this woman. But here's an example of Miss Mississippi. This is the other end of the spectrum for talent and you can play this for as long as you can take it. I cut right in the middle. This is Miss Mississippi on violin. Okay...

2:34:41 Wow, you know if you want to have a country band. You gotta have a fiddle gotta Have a fiddle in the bands playing fiddle though. I know I know little song it'd be okay with it But she was playing some piece and it was just all over the place It was terrible The show itself had nothing but technical mishaps. People would be talking to the mic, it didn't come up... Here is an example of a technical mishap that took place where some guy you could hear him at the very beginning he says it about three times and then when they pot down the band you can hear them louder and then it comes right through into the system and cut him off somebody panics

2:35:34 When a live show goes wrong, it can be a domino effect. It just tumbles. Oh it was dreadful on this that you could hear if you heard that clip I don't want to play over and over but you hear at the beginning here in the background saying Oklahoma move up a bit Oklahoma move up a bit then they...it goes up really loud so he's trying to move Miss Oklahoma up All right, now the rap is...the rap always with the question and answers. And Miss Georgia who I thought was a shoe-in when she did this erotic song, she blows completely blows the Q&A which proves to me that means nothing! This is Miss Georgia. Wait, did she win? Did she win? Yeah, she won. Oh okay She should have won and she's got these...she's got that look that's perfect for Broadway. She's got big eyes

2:36:21 Her nose is like a Julie Andrews' nose. It's actually kind of big, but it's attractive and that monstrous smile so she's perfect for the stage! I'm telling you this woman is going to be a huge star And, but she didn't win based on the Q&A because I could tell she didn't know what the question was. She didn't know what they were talking about. I asked the question to Mimi and she didn't know what this is about because you have to be a sports fan ABC of course as part of ESPN so... Yes obviously This is Georgia The Winner Does Worst New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was suspended for his part in a so-called deflate gate scandal

2:37:03 then instated by the courts. Legalities aside, did Tom Brady cheat? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you, I'm sorry New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was suspended for his part in a so-called deflate gate scandal then reinstated by the courts legalities aside did Tom Brady cheat Did he cheat that's a really good question i think i'd have to be there to see the ball And feel it and make sure it was deflated or not deflated. But if there was question there, then yes I think he cheated. If there was any question to be had, I think that he definitely cheated and that he should have been suspended for that. That's not fair. Thank you. Any questions to be had? Less than ten minutes ago okay?

2:37:58 So she blows it up. But she wins anyway, which proves to me... Now I got a few left and these other questions that answer all political. And i'm going to give you choice, you can pick any or all. Let's see there must have been something about Planned Parenthood I am sure. Okay hit it Miss Q&A Tennessee got the planned parenthood question based on what I consider be a bunch of lies. Alright well miss Vanessa Williams your up! Wait a minute Vanessa Williams was there she was a judge didn't she get kicked out because she apologized to her Because he had lesbian pictures, oh geez Hello take a breath. It's a tough one

2:38:42 Some legislators are threatening to shut down the government over federal contributions to Planned Parenthood, even though no federal funds can be used for abortions. Should Planned Parenthood funding be cut off? What is this? This is like a Republican debate question! This is great! I don't think Planned Parenthood funding should be cut off. The $500 million that gets given to Planned Parenthood Every single year goes to female care. It goes for scanning for cancer, it goes for mammograms and if we don't give that funding to Planned Parenthood those women will be out of healthcare for reprojective causes. Thank you. No no no all wrong. That's all covered under Obamacare right now by the way this woman Tennessee she has she knew this question she knew this was coming

2:39:40 I don't know because she had... well maybe she did, but she sure had her eyes were so bugged out and she looked like a deer in the headlights. But you might be right now the best one now either I got a couple more yet the Kim Davis question which was a botch by the violinist from Mississippi Black Lives Matter which i think was it well answered. I'd like to black lives matter question please for $1500 There you go, Miss Louisiana. The Black Lives Matter movement grew as a reaction to unarmed African Americans being killed by police Now there are voices raised that call it a hate group and say it should be called all lives matter What do you think? I believe that black lives matter All lives matter It shouldn't matter what we base our labels on Everybody matters and I think that we can stop all the violence

2:40:32 of the violence with police brutality, with body cameras and making sure that all of our policemen are trained and ready to go into the field. Every life matters! No no we'd like to ask the candidate from Austin Texas I believe that NO LIVES MATTER Now, the one that I think was the absolute best because it got her taken right out of the top five. And not only that but she was a she's...she was the only black candidate in the top five but she was just eliminated with this answer. This is Miss South Carolina beautiful woman and she was also kind of a soul singer. She did some Maritha Franklin or something. I don't know what song she did but it was huge cause she could sing.

2:41:17 This the way she handled this question with this douchebag who asked the question just glared at her. It was outrageous This is the miss Q&A SC on guns Your question will be for Amy Purdy America loves our Second Amendment continues to be a tragic problem. Do you support a ban on military-style assault weapons? I don't, but i think it's because we need to increase education We have to go back there if we teach people the proper way to use guns then we will reduce the risk of having gun related accidents It starts with education Thank yo so much

2:42:01 And this pretty woman, she gets thank you so much. She's glaring at her because she's like obviously some gun nut I would like to put my stance on this besides the fact that we need mental hygiene for every citizen of the United States of Gitmo Nation. I believe...I would like a referendum. I would like a vote on repealing the Second Amendment if we all say get rid of them i'm good with it If we don't is good to go That's that's the answer! That's the answer And it won't happen because we love our guns in America. Anyway, there's one last one if you want to play it. Which is that? Because we never talk about this on the show because we think it's a local issue and it's dumb which is the Kim Davis story yeah I'll do the Kim Davis story. So they play this again This is the violinist that played off-key and she answers this question just kind of a...I don't know Just a bimboish way of dealing with it

2:43:00 Your question will come from Zendaya. All right, Kentucky County Clerk Kim Davis was jailed for defying the Supreme Court's order to issue same-sex marriage licenses she claims the order violates her religious freedom does it? It absolutely does not violate her religious freedom. That is her job that she was voted into doing and that law is a federal law throughout the rest of the country, so yes she did violate the law there thank you. Thank you. Make it stop! That's it I got nothing else

2:43:42 It was another one of these pageants. I think a star is born for sure and the, uh... And I learned that 20% of the popcorn comes from Indiana. I had no idea! And i like smelling her dairy air. Her dairy air? That really-that's a good one. Dairy Air Well I have-I got something just Just to play us out, we haven't done any Agenda 2030 stuff yet. It's now moved from Agenda 21 to 2030. You know how we've been tracking the... The president is a big offender of this talking about carbon pollution when discussing man-made climate change? Oh by the way for a second

2:44:19 Shouldn't it be Zerr made climate change? Or Zear made climate change? Zearr. Yeah, women don't make climate change only man yeah what is the reason for just calling it man-made? Yeah shouldn't it be ZerrmZ? They gave them that Shatner crap or something where no man has gone before! Yeah should be Zim. Zimmade. This is a scandal. Zurrmade. Zurrmade. That's XIR. Zurrmade Climate Change XIR. So we have in the...this was somewhere on The Hill, it is Representative...is it Edie? I think it's Edie Bernice Johnson, a woman from...mostly Democrat and she's talking to as a Texas environmental organization you know like an industry group guy and he is testifying about climate...Xer made climate change

2:45:14 And just to show you how this type of propagandistic speaking works, when you move from global warming to climate change or the man-made climate change to carbon pollution. This is what happens and you have people who are elected officials...this woman if I have it she's probably not in my district which is why not in Texas but whoever is responsible for Bernice Johnson needs to vote her out because she's a moron. Parkland Hospital had a billion dollars of uncompensated care. Children's hospital had about 1 third of that

2:45:55 Many of the conditions are respiratory related, which also related to environmental contamination. Have you factored in the cost that it would take the state? And this is a I should add The Texas Industry Group is arguing against EPA regulations which was at 33% reduction in all power produced by nasty ass coal plants, etc. to combat climate change and he's saying well no the EPA is outside of their statute here etc., and she's saying oh wait a minute we have respiratory issues. To continue to afford

2:46:38 this kind of health care cost with most of our people being poor, that are living in low-income areas that are damaged more frequently by these heavy environmental violations. Congresswoman, the Clean Power Plan is directed at reducing greenhouse gases which do not impact the respiratory issues. The co-benefits that are claimed in the rule... Wait a minute repeat what you just said? The co-benefits in other words the rule is based on reducing the greenhouse gases says but you say that does not impact respiratory? That's correct greenhouse gas emissions do not have an adverse impact on respiratory health. High CO2 levels do not cause respiratory issues

2:47:24 I know it's easy to make that conclusion because some of the rhetoric from EPA sort of suggests that the Clean Power Plan is going to, by reducing greenhouse gases lead to improvement in respiratory conditions. That's not due to reductions of CO2 What is it due to? It's due to their co-benefits they're suggesting that the process that they're mandating to reduce greenhouse gases will also accidentally if you will or at the same time likely cause reduction and other emissions that they do perceive to cause respiratory impacts. The challenge with that though is that they're actually assuming it's going to provide health benefits even though your area is already in attainment for the PM 2.5 standard, yet their assuming reducing PM2.5 even lower leads to health benefits even though there standards say Houston area has

2:48:11 meeting the standard and therefore we're not having adverse health effects associated with PM 2.5. Okay, so that sounds pretty obvious what's going on here is they say well but it'll stop pollution? Well yeah but we already have rules for that you don't need to be reducing carbon monoxide... Right. Carbon dioxide emissions and then she of course goes to the science That's my concern is that it's misleading whenever they've told us that you're going to have these health benefits associated with this rule. Most of those are unsubstantiated, the areas where there could be a benefit to those or those areas that are non-attainment for ozone or something along those lines, those are being addressed through other rules and we're making strides to comply with those regulations so CO2 does not lead to respiratory challenges. So you're saying that it has absolutely nothing to do

2:48:59 with the health status that they, the science that has indicated that is not pure science. Climate change impact and benefit of this rule is so small as to be unquantifiable So when we continue to see climate change with a lot of flooding A lot of air contamination This is not going to impact health This is...this is The Takeaway John Climate change has, you know, extreme weather. Children can't breathe... This is what happens! This is the education that these people are getting and they're all in on it

2:49:38 You know, if you're going to get depressed about stuff you should get more depressed about this sort of thing. Oh no! Rather than the second civil war...Oh No! I'm depressed about this This is Flaca just one of the inexpensive synthetic drugs ravaging South Florida and there's a new twist that's making fighting these drugs even harder e-cigarettes or vaporizer pens Lieutenant Ozzy Tianga says vaping drugs is so discreet Teens can do it right in school. There's no sound they sit in the back of the room and they think It's funny, and they're vaping and what their vaping I cannot determine if you're gonna Play these clips that clip would you played already? No well sure heard of somewhere

2:50:23 You have to at least... See, I believe that this particular clip that i have on synthetic drugs which is a better anti-drug clip because it has people screaming. Oh well screaming people are always better there's no doubt we now switch to the studio B John back to you John We have a clip for you Today, police and federal agents broke up an international ring that sold cheap but toxic synthetic marijuana. In two months 2300 people have ended up in emergency rooms in New York alone

2:50:59 and Jim Axelrod is investigating. In the last 24 hours, Agent sees two warehouses full of synthetic drugs in the Bronx one of the largest raids ever but with New York drug rings producing more than a quarter million packets of synthetic marijuana Today's bust is just a small dent in the problem. This is one of the brands that are kind of very popular right now among synthetic drug users. Eduardo Chavez is with the DEA Over the last several years our special testing labs have identified over 400 new synthetic drugs. Four hundred? Absolutely

2:51:35 Known by names like K2 or Spice, the synthetics are designed to mimic marijuana but with far more powerful effects. I have had routine heroin users tell me that they've tried spice one time and hated it were so scared of it that they would never try it again The chemicals used to make the drugs are legally imported from China. They're sprayed on the ground up plants here and then smoked It's cheap and easy to find this was and it also sounds like is really good CBS knows how to produce a package that's really fantastic man those guys are good they're good

2:52:26 Alright, then I will do my big pharma Paxil report on Sunday which flows right into this because when you no longer have a prescription for these groovy SSRIs That's when you start to look at things like flakka and spice and anything. Anything you can get that's right All right. Hey, there's this by the way if you listen to that package it was a subtle plug for heroin in there Oh yeah not so subtle actually no well seem subtle. Yeah please think of us at Dvorak org slash na or support for the Sunday show and the I love laundry tour I love laundry tour calm the video is now up You can take a look at that where the meetups will be and once we're taking the show on the road

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