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00:00 Hey, we got how many people we got working here? They're gonna come in and do a salary survey. We gotta find something else to do to justify the bullcrap jobs we have. Adam Curry, John C. DeVora It's Sunday July 2012 time for your Gitmo Nation Media Assassination episode 424 This is no agenda Celebrating Miss Mickey's birthday here at Camp MoFo in the capital of the drone star state, Austin Tejas. In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and from Northern Silicon Valley where the trains are running I'm John C. Dvorak. It's crackpot and buzzkill! In the morning with Stinger. That's right. In fact there goes one now... Miss Mickey's birthday Oh congratulations is she what 29? Now? Yes. When is she going to be 30? Next year?

00:49 So we've discussed this before, you know how the Dutch are about birthdays right? Yeah they make you sit in a chair and... In a circle. They take everybody and they bring them into a room And then they put chairs along the wall and make everyone sit there for an hour. And have the same discussion as last birthday But more importantly in the morning The birthday boy or girls' chair has to be all decorated and dressed up And it's crazy, it's one of these crazy traditions. So yeah, and everyone has to go to the park that the quote-unquote party Sounds dreadful so I had to Look at I love miss Mickey. So I'm gonna give her a proper Dutch Birthday you have enough chairs well now I just did the whole balloon thing man But I had to wait until she went to bed and of course she's like oh, I'm not tired yet Please go to bed now this day this being Texas you can

01:47 You can't go buy helium balloons and then leave them in your car or even take them outside of the store. The difference in temperature, I don't know they either implode or explode or shrivel. And do you recall that we were talking about a helium shortage John? Yeah this is a problem Yeah, it's a bogus shortage. I think there is some scam going on... Oh yeah? I spent half day looking for helium! Yeah no you can't get helium anyway unless you have your own bottle that you filled couple years ago You're not gonna be able to get helium So i found- But there something scammish about it because Helium Is just American Helium we have most of in the world It's extracted from all that natural gas that were pumping out of the ground That where it all is and this is simple filtration process

02:35 and we get the helium out, but then we're still pumping natural gas like there's no tomorrow. And it's cheaper than ever! So what's the... you know so there is a scam going on I just have never gotten to the bottom of what this scam is." Well they couldn't tell me at any of the stores all they said was that their signs up saying due-to supply issues and I say hey you know what's going on yeah something with fracking or whatever some people had kind of half a clue So, but I needed helium. I needed to blow up some balloons and make this look right! So i'm driving around for half a day...I finally find it like the Hobbyland or Holly Hobby Horse whatever on top of the fifth shelf up I see these canisters that I mean like tank like a propane tank full of helium unlike score

03:18 It's a pink propane tank. Why not? Yeah, that's cheap propane. That doesn't hold much but it holds enough for you So what does one do if at 1 in the morning you're blowing up balloons with helium What are ya doing? Well I know what I would do I would finish the job and go to bed But YOU on the other hand would probably breathe the helium And then record yourself Crap body buzzkill say shutup slave You know me so well Like oh man, I gotta run downstairs and record this quick Taking a deeper breath. I did buzzkill say shut up slave Well, I think it was kind of inferior quality It sounds like you should have her much be a much more sonorous Anyway anyway that's right with argon yeah sure That's the heavier than air so your voice goes about to walk to really goes lower hmm

04:24 I don't know. The problem with the Argon is you can't get out of your lungs because it's, it's heavier than air so it sits at the body so you have to either stand on your head or put yourself in a couch and pull yourself upside down so that you get the damn stuff out of your lungs very dangerous. Yeah so... Do not try this at home kids! Happy birthday honey, I'm dead! That was good one. It wasn't good. The helium will come out and its not a problem. Anyway, in the morning to you John C. Dvorak In the morning to you Adam Curry, in the morning to all ships at sea boots on the ground listening to this show and subs in the water. Yeah and of course all our servicemen and women around Gitmo Nation States doing your thing

05:02 And of course to our human resources in the chat room, noagendastream.com and noagendachat.net Nice to see you all in there charged up and ready to go This is The No Agenda Show! The best podcast in the university We're twice a week Sunday mornings and Thursday mornings Gitmo Nation West time A live show once again for YOU that could not be happier about it Actually we did some work yesterday By the way I want to mention to the Armed Forces members Available that will actually critique the uniforms of the generals Yeah, cuz they are wacky Exactly. Oh yeah we worked yesterday. Yeah we did We talked ourselves out They got long Reverend man in clips if there's no good yeah If if we fall apart then now you can always resort back to the Good Reverend now we recorded our

05:57 Now two shows for the upcoming two shows which will be 425, 426. Boy I'm telling you something...I think they're going to be better than people expect. Yeah good! Yeah I think they are good too and what we should do is make sure that Mr Slave get my oil and Zero Void. I'll make sure that they have copies so if people want to roll them out at normal time and then people can sit in the chat room and grouse on us as if we were there Right. Having the same effect on me as if you were actually there, yeah exactly. Oh boy! Well lots of stuff to discuss I'd kind of like to kick it off with a little educational message from the BBC who incorrectly although they get part of it right explain what this LIBOR thing is

06:58 Because this is starting to crank up and um you know we were on this pretty early although in the United States of Gitmo nation No one seems to be talking about it. I've not seen I don't think a single report on ABC is probably one of the most corrupt things that we've seen come down ever decades here's a One minute of the BBC explaining what LIBOR is about Libor, the London interbank offered rate is the average cost of borrowing as Britain's banks lend each other money. It is calculated daily based on information supplied by those banks After the financial crisis, the Libor rate also was seen as a guide to the health of bank balance sheets

07:40 Barclays manipulation alone could not have had a big effect on the final rate but the suggestion is, a lot of the big banks were doing the same thing and the LIBOR rate has an effect on the real economy. That average is what drives the interest rates paid by hundreds millions of people on their own mortgages small businesses on their loans student loans insurance products it affects a hugely diverse range of financial transactions globally, not just in the UK. Britain's central bank, the Bank of England is trying to avoid being dragged into this scandal it denied it knew about LIBOR manipulation and was allowing it to happen Barclays says that its submitted artificially low estimates of its borrowing costs because it thought rivals were doing the same higher submissions would make it appear to be in trouble

08:30 I thought they were doing it. It's okay, we're doing it! So a couple of just as this starts to unfold and of course this report mentions nothing about the 800 trillion dollar derivatives market which is entirely based on LIBOR at least what we call the vanilla stuff The standard swaps which is a form of derivative And I happen to know about this because I mentioned before a web-based derivatives trading desk, so I had to understand what the heck was going on. I didn't bill it out, I supervised. Basically, I took the bankers who gave us the gig to the strip bar and that's pretty much what I did and I'm not joking! That's how you get those and keep those gigs but yeah all of the swaps are all based on LIBOR and it's in flows and outflows of money based upon the interest rate

09:27 Essentially the banks were just scamming everybody who wasn't a banker and this has been going on forever obviously. Here's the funny stuff, you know these fines that Barclays has to pay to the FSA in the US? You know where that money goes? No, where? To banks. Well then what kind of a fine is that? Exactly! It goes right back to banks here in the financial services... Write yourself a check okay... The Financial Services Authority in Gitmo Nation East says money collected and fines used to reduce fees for other FSA members the following year it's crazy

10:13 It's just like, they're just writing checks to each other. Okay... You got me this time! Damn it! But there are some lawsuits taking place and if this really takes off then I've gotta almost think that this thing was triggered on purpose you know? They were just looking for the banking industry's tobacco moment Like huh we've gotta accelerate this We've gotta bring this whole thing down How can we do it?! I know Let's tell everybody who have been scamming them for years Meanwhile, the BBC since you brought them up have been going after this idiot. We have a Department of Labor head of the Department of Labor, the soulless woman? S-O-L-I-S

10:57 worked a job from what I can tell, I did all the research I had to do to see if she ever even worked a job picking tomatoes. Our Department of Labor here in the United States? Yeah our Department of Labor uh-huh she's never worked a job in her life, she's never run a business, she doesn't know anything about it, her father was a did and was a union organizer and had all this background. They should have made him the chief of Department of Labor, she's been assemblywoman in California and she wins you know she won the Kennedy John Kennedy profiles encouraged her name is Hilda

11:37 Hilda she won this award for passing a piece of legislation That was that they didn't want passed and she did that so now. She's a hero She you know she it's not like she took on the Mexican drug cartels or anything that would actually be take some guts Hey hold on. She was the first family to go to college moron She does kind of look like She is a moron and so she, so they bring her on I don't know why she even did just show you how dumb she is. BBC to be grilled on BBC America which is kind of a lightweight show compared to news you know what's that Newsweek or Newtonite or whatever that one show is it is once a week on Fridays. Yeah, where they grill everybody but she gets grilled and I have some three clips of her failing to answer the questions and using all kinds of weasel words political weasel words like let me say this to you kinda thing Oh I love that yeah

12:37 Believe me now, hear me now believe me later. And for more on those critical numbers I spoke to one of the key people trying to get America back to work. Oh wait a minute! Now i understand she's getting us back to work oh you should have told me that yes she's getting spam I want to mention something by the way they could be...I don't understand what the news media doesn't say this because of attrition and population growth to break even in the job market. In other words, to actually add jobs we have to increase employment by a hundred and fifty thousand people every month. When you go 80 that means we've lost jobs. Having 80,000 is not a positive it's a negative but no... No it's called adding moving in the right direction Adding jobs is what that's called adding jobs. Labor Secretary Hilda Solis

13:29 Secretary Solis, thank you very much indeed for joining me. It's pretty bad isn't it? I mean can we admit that the economy is not going as well as anyone would have hoped at this stage? I would just say that is still trending up and I will say that because we added 80 thousand jobs if it was below the line then yes I would say yes we do have a big problem but For 28 months we've seen 4.4 million private sector jobs when we lost 8 million people have to be reminded this is a tough, tough recovery that were through We still don't have the full cooperation of members of Congress that we need Just last week finally the White House and the Congress they all agreed That we needed get a bill done on infrastructure for transportation that will create 1 million jobs Wow! She's married to Sam Sayad

14:20 who owns Sayyad's Automobile Repair Center. It's honest Sam! Come on now! This is the best we can do in this country for Secretary of Labor? All these, you know there's a... Academics are better than this?! I mean there's Scions of business again could do this we had and we come up with this idiot woman who is a Play clip to and you can see where she's going. She never answers any questions Clues she's a moron 8 million eight point eight million in fact lost during the recession You've replaced less than half of them, you're running out of time well I would tell you that the trajectory that were on

15:02 I believe is the right amount because you don't want to see too many things cut out. You have to be prudent in what you spend your money on, but you also have to be more strategic where you put that money so looking at new sectors we're looking at healthcare industry for example manufacturing IT all these areas that we know are going to be growing out and particularly energy renewable energy. You know she was a congresswoman yeah And by the way, renewable energy we got to go get more of these scams that Obama's already taken. Well I don't know he was taking a bath he is paying off his buddies. Let me say this about that let me tell you what i think

15:44 Okay, we'll finish it off and then I have one other little side note there. You want me to play the last clip? Yeah But you say you're looking at these areas the fact remains the markets today are tanking The economy is not growing fast enough. No We have a lot of factors that affect us include happening in Europe, I can only look at what's happening here and i can tell you that the Congress can work together to get things done if they so agree. And my hope is that because what I saw last week happening with just a transportation bill that's going to create jobs we can continue do more of that yes there's probably a lot of skepticism on part of the other side of the aisle but thats reasonable were in this political climate that we are but I would say to you that the president has done much to make sure that we uh... keep

16:31 college tuition low by reducing again the interest rate on their loans, making sure that we make investments in areas that are really needed with young people and our returning vets. Making sure that were opening up opportunities for them to be hired. But a lot of them are not getting the jobs they really need. The underemployment level is really large. I mean it's hovering around 15%. Actually what has happened though is we've had to refargelate programs and really look at how to focus in and make sure we get a good sense of what their skill sets are. And to translate that into the marketplace, because many employers don't understand the kind of work that these military folks were doing out in the field so we have to change the coding, credentialing and make sure it happens.

17:14 sector, what you're talking about. Overall the president is going into an election with a really awful economic state when we started and he do when we still remain well I would just say that when we started he inherited a catastrophe who would have known that this was would be such a hard hard recession almost like the depression and yet we are coming out of it. I know i figured out Her father was a teamster in Mexico. She's a union girl Oh, yeah Well that if you're a Democrat that doesn't surprise me I mean I can see it but she's not a union girl and that she's ever been in one She's also the first Hispanic woman to serve in the US Cabinet so that's your biodiversity right there Yeah, she sounds like she's 12. I will tell you I will say to you

18:09 thing it's like okay so you can say but why are you wasting my time with I will tell you, i will save you. You're doing it now! The only thing that was missing was her saying like... It sounds a little Valley girlish. Anyway this is our Secretary of Labor and people wonder why the Obama administration has put in these incompetent boneheads from stem to stern generally speaking out of Chicago I don't know really what the connection What could the Chicago connection? Oh, you mean with this woman in Chicago. She's not from Chicago she's from California Yeah I know so i say I don't see the chicago connection with her well no but california is that's where all the money comes from yeah for obama whatever the case is if anybody thinks this is a good thing and if you don't play along you get killed So meanwhile talking about wasting money not creating any jobs whatsoever especially

19:07 Jobs that are mid manufacturing or something it produces things you know that helps the economy along I guess they've rammed through this idiotic Bullet train oh my god. What is it? What is now is at 67 billion dollars for this thing Here's the, just keep people up. Here is the clip. Opponents are outraged but it is good news tonight for proponents of California's high-speed rail line by a vote of 21 to 16 lawmakers in Sacramento approving the multi billion dollar project It is the nation's first dedicated high speed rail line and that promises to connect LA to San Francisco Analyst say the approval marks a major political victory for Governor Jerry Brown and the Obama administration

19:52 Both have promoted bullet trains as both job generators and clean transportation alternatives. All aboard! Train's good, plane's bad. Get on the train! Get on a train... History will prove that it is not good when you hear someone say those words to you. Don't get on the train It's not going anywhere good. San Francisco LA Who goes to, I mean there are people that are going to LA and San Francisco already do it on the plane fine. Yeah, Oakland to Burbank is beautiful

20:33 Yeah, you go to Burbank and you're there and then you can work in the Hollywood business or whatever you do. But just they would assume that this train is ever going to pay out and not be a huge loser... And by the way they have nothing but roadblocks anyway! They were trying to run this thing through Palo Alto and everybody was up in arms so now their gonna route it out into the middle of Manteca or someplace because no communities want this thing flying by their backyard And so there's like a big, you know. So the thing is going to zigzag all the way down to LA and through the deserts... And what this is of course is a big, big, BIG government contract for Siemens! And we know they got them. Remember when we looked into all that? The new CEO over at Siemens he's a shill and of course Siemens is the exact same company that brought Greece down to its knees

21:26 Because they took over all of the public transportation, built these huge rail stations and everything. All this stuff that just... And you know they got what is it now? I think it's like 2 or 3 billion euros in bribes Siemens gave to... Billion! Yeah. Gave to the Greek government? I'm sure that there's bribes involved in this piece of crap. Oh, yeah! By the way... California state government? Sure. So anyway so this will break the state which has you know been expected and it will go bankrupt. Little cities are gonna be... Stockton is going bankrupt. You know they put it in a high-speed rail. They put in the high speed rail, the HSL as its known, in The Netherlands

22:05 Gitmo Nation Lowlands, in fact the French always joke about Holland saying that train stop up in the north and this thing goes from Amsterdam all the way down. It doesn't go directly I think you have to interconnect it to get to Paris but you can go pretty far just billions and billions and billions thrown away no one rides it It's too expensive, it's still unreliable and this woman Melanie Schultz who is the transportation minister she was like... And by the way they're giving subsidies to the commercial companies that are now going you know that can't afford to run it. So its just the whole thing doesn't work people apparently there's too expensive or what? They just don't care!

22:55 And they don't want to go to Paris. I don't know what it is, but these things don't seem to work out well. They really don't! I think there's only one line of all the high-speed rails in the entire world that turn a profit I've seen, I've taken the high-speed trains throughout Europe. I've taken the ICE in Germany which is a high speed train and it was went from a couple times I've taken because I like the ride actually from but i'm an idiot because I went from Hanover all the way down to Zagreb on the end of the high speed rail takes me

23:32 Munich or Slovenia then I have to get on a clunker but whatever the case is the high-speed rail down Germany to get from one town to another it's like eight hours or six hours. It's a long ride, that's a big country keeps everyone in Germany says why you take this? Take the plane fly it so much faster and be there in an hour and a half yeah get on Autobahn and enjoy racing or something at least But so I've taken that train, been on the Thales which is the one that comes out of Holland and goes through Cologne. And it's just a clunker because there rails aren't set up for it so thing is ambling along at like 45 miles an hour until you get to the French border and then the thing kicks in and then you get to Paris pretty quickly which is kind of interesting. And I've been on their TGV and I've

24:25 I've been on that piece of crap in Sweden, the 2000 or whatever that thing's called. It's one of those high-speed rails that uses conventional tracks but then the train shifts back and forth real fast to kind of balance itself so it can go right. John a little too much into the train thing perhaps? You're a little... I like trains! Yeah clearly So this Stockholm Train which i blogged about will make you sick as a dog if you stand up Alright, I gotta move you slowly away from the trains. Okay well anyway i'm just a little annoyed by this whole thing So the Greek Prime Minister was sworn in The new Greek Prime Minister And that's done with uh... You know they get a bunch of those orthodox dudes and have to touch the piece of wood It's like a very interesting process I watch this And so he gave his first speech! What do you think he is going to do first out of the gate? What do you think he's gonna do? Renegon the debt

25:21 Oh no, it's much better than that. This goes right back to the movie, the documentary I've put in the show notes again 424.nashownotes.com The documentary is called Katastroika. ...most unenviable job in European politics running the Eurozone... But today Anthony Samaras told Parliament how he intends to succeed Inside the chamber, a spot of Greek tradition for the new Prime Minister laid out his program. People get screwed... Yeah this is Russia too! Yeah this is exactly what it is! Hey you know it's clear we've got to privatize everything yeah sell it cheap and these are buddies yeah this is the GTZ corporation we talked about in the last episode these are the guys who did it in Russia I'm sorry they're at East Germany

26:11 When after the unification they bought everything up, sold it cheap. Dimes on the dollar and doing it again and now its Greece. Where is the analysis I ask? Where is someone saying let me look at how that worked out for other places in the world! No no the Greeks feel bad but they need to They need to get out there. This is actually the he's saying let's delay paying back for two years that's what he's asking for this is not I think, I don't think it's even reported at all here I had to get this out of European press but he's saying hey look let us slide we got 237 billion

26:54 Let us slide for two years and oh yeah, I'll sell you boardwalk and all these other great little park place. All these other great little things I have here cheap! And I got hotels on them! It's disgusting Of course this is obviously, you know... This guy turns out to be a shill and we have Mr. Euro now as the new finance minister after the elected or the finance minister from the elected party got abdominal cramps I don't feel so good! I think i can't be in government anymore! I'm outta here That and that 9mm pointed at my head all the time Let this guy come in The guy who actually brought Greece into the euro

27:40 No, sorry there. The Greeks like to talk their politics in the cafes 24-7 so it'll be interesting to see how the public reacts this in the long haul. I'm sure that rioting will continue It better! That's the only thing left for them Another thing that is not reported by the way is the sheer amount of rioting taking place in Europe Oh yeah... Yeah I know Let's thank our... we have, oh I see we have a nice executive producer coming in today. Yes and of course you would bring this up just as i failed to login That's okay because uh in cases like this I have a jingle

28:25 I do have some filler material and as I'm logging in, we can play. Manning part one. Master Manning. Hold on... Manning... I don't see manning part one It's the one what does this list say? it says manning finale, manning on fox, manning part three, manning tea party Manning on Fox. Oh, that sounds so much like Manning One doesn't it? Well you're not looking at the whole thing and when Fox News saw the millions that came down to the 9-10 September 2009 Tea Party rally they immediately jumped on board because they recognized that the tea party had reached critical mass in terms of the number of people that were supporting it So they began to support the Tea Party

29:13 But the other thing that happened at Fox News and some of the Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch were also negotiating with is that after the election, uh, the rule came down. You speak ill against Obama you lose your license. If you speak ill against Obama you lose all your advertising. and so Fox News then cut a deal to get rid of Fox News's most outspoken speaker, Obama, in Glenn Beck. Took about eight or nine months to get it done they got rid of him They toned down Sarah Palin and they pumped up Bill O'Reilly who is a sellout. Bill O'Reilly is a whore from the word gore, go! Bill O'Reilly and Obama's father are both in heat whores you offer Bill O'Reilly money he don't care he'll take it and he began to pump up and support Obama

30:03 So, putting the other mistake was in addition to putting your trust in the Tea Party people began to put their trust in Fox News. But Fox News had already sold out to quietly support Obama and they sent the big gun of Bill O'Reilly out there to shoot down the birth certificate, and called all the birthers whack jobs, loons, crazies, and racists. And night after night on The Fox show or whatever it's called, Bill O'Reilly, DeFacto O'Reilly he shot down birthers, called them crazies, called them loons until finally anybody who came on Fox News was afraid to even mention the birth certificate. And that wasn't all. Riley then stepped up and said I've seen the birth certificate! I personally have seen it so shut up about Obama's eligibility. And so Fox News sold out but still people

31:01 knowing that they have been cheated by Fox News, turn on Fox News every day. I don't understand that! I don't understand it! Is it the Stockholm Syndrome? Where you actually take part in your own destruction?! I mean...I consider Fox News uh...the new Charles Madsen and the Madsen followers no matter what he did stab Sharon's tape in the stomach with a knife though she is pregnant, rape and rob and pilfer. I see people who watch Fox News as followers of Charles Manson because Fox News are sold out! Go ahead now and whup the dunghead media

31:46 Okay, it's good. I love that guy. He's better wait till you hear the finale Wow You know why did we even tape two episodes for when i'm getting married just run this guy show Yeah well this is what I had to cut this down from about an hour. Well that is the problem yeah That is a problem right? Yeah he's very long so anyway But we do talk people that listen to our show of course We're not Fox News we haven't sold out and So we have people that that contribute and help produce the shows. We also don't go around the country collecting $100,000 in speaking fees you know we don't have hookers and blow and all that stuff but yeah we haven't sold out. So Richard in Tasmania came as our executive producer for show

32:34 424 with 1048 he's on the night list refer to me as Richard from Tasmania 848 for general show $200 for a wedding present I figure cash is the best gift please give Julia Gillard and Kevin Rudd a double douchebag okay for implementing a policy that has led to 800 illegal immigrants drowning at sea in four years. Wow! It's been a couple of years since I last donated like to give Julia Prime Minister of Australia and Kevin Rudd former, oh he just said something... From now on they should be called the prime douche of Australia

33:18 Two weeks ago she introduced legislation in Parliament to fix the illegal immigrant problem that she knew would not pass. Since that time there have been three more rescues at sea, the prime douche refuses to take action to halt this illegal and immoral trade then last week there was news that South Korea wanted to resume hunting whales and there's an immediate and concerted push by the government to save the whales. She and the government Australia value of the whales above the lives of humans. Douches! I think we need to call every Prime Minister the prime douche, I think that's a... The prime douche? In fact that sounds like a lovely product

33:57 Do you have that not so fresh feeling? Time for your prime douche. I'm sorry, what? Rich will be our guy. Nice! Then we have three associate executive producers Anonymous in Dallas people don't want to name themselves 250 bucks from anonymous in Dallas right down the road waving to you yeah Bernie Atima or Adama Ateema Hinton, Iowa 220. Thanks for all the work you guys do in the best podcasting universe my sub son David Atima and his fiance Rose Soak donated for my birthday on July 5th and he called out as brother John a team has a douchebag in Johns defense is propagation of the formula is the reason that we are listening so I'm adding $20 for his de-douching

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36:35 I had my first multiple sclerosis attack a year ago and i've had to go through massive amounts of steroids and physical therapy to regain the ability to walk again, and go through the day without wetting myself. Hold on hold on John you got now let's do it properly do them do an MS drunk donation? You're like way too good- I can't do MS! I don't know what that's like it's primarily just in pain It's not good is what it is Now I pay Merck my pound of flesh a month for an injection Do hope avoiding a relapse ms is the worst thing I need some huntsman karma to keep you guys Going for at least two days a week, so I have something to listen to him at the gym. Hopefully not How many comes that MS fucker again he's gonna pee in the pool now Wow man Yeah well definitely if you need some karma my friend with highly out yet. You could change it wow

37:27 You've got karma. Yeah, that's a shitty disease. It's terrible and it's just apparently the most one of the most painful experiences you can have it's your bodies essentially Shutting down say well. It's going against itself yes Those are our executive producers for show 424. I want to thank all of them, executive and associate executives and we have a nighting or so coming up and remind people that even though we're doing it well it's not really clip shows these are actually produced shows coming up but we won't be live though We still need your support So go to Dvorak.org slash NAChannelDvorak.com

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39:21 We hit people in the mouth. Alright little kid, it's your turn again! I love that kid! I do... Hey baby bubba So there is a... I mean... hey baby bubba To the rhythm of the boogity beat There is a uh... what song was that from? Come on Uh....I know this one too I said hip hop The hibbit to the hip hip hoppy you don't stop Rocking to the bang bang boogie Up jump the boogie To the rhythm of the boogity beat

40:05 Right? Yeah, that's it. You remember the lyrics to that song I know all 17 minutes of it It's one of those things What's the name of it? It's Rapper's Delight Sugar Hill Gang Oh right So we have a new term and a very very awesome term coming from all directions And only people on the NOAA, listeners and producers of The NOA Agenda Show will actually understand what all this means. It's going to be a tough one so you know this is for your knowledge if you want to go against people who really think they know what they're talking about it's going to be tough and you can look at as a total A-hole but the term is Internet Freedom! Yes! The Human Rights Council... If you read the reports

40:52 backs internet freedom Internet access is a human right says United Nations now. We've talked about human rights here many times on the program I will refer you once again To the professor from Columbia who I spoke with in The Big Book Show is book about the history of human rights? I'll put that in the show notes again and Lucifer Hillary Clinton, of course is right out front there saying oh this is fantastic Here's the statement from The States Department, let me see. The United Nations was proud to work with its main sponsor Sweden This outcome is momentous for the Human Rights Council this is a US Ambassador Eileen Chamberlain Everyone just loves internet freedom Internet Freedom!

41:39 Now if you're familiar with the double speak, then you know that internet freedom will mean anything but freedom. What's interesting is while this came out and I'll discuss this document in a moment Ron and Rand Paul came out with their own... Interesting how the press turned this around The headlines pretty much read, Ron and Rand Paul come out with a manifesto! Which of course is code for Euracook Because no one comes out with a manifesto unless you're going to kill people. And technically it's called the Technology Revolution, A Campaign for Liberty Manifesto and this is being pretty much universally panned by the people who have been fooled by the term net neutrality

42:29 And what Ron and Rand Paul are saying in this document, and unlike other podcasts who say I've read the documents. I've read the documents and have also highlighted the relevant pieces and we make them available so you can read the documents for yourself instead of being told on other podcasts go Google it for yourself. No no We actually have the documents. You have another guy there with you? Yeah yeah. Go ahead and google it for yourself! Technology revolutionaries succeed because of the decentralized nature of the Internet which defies government control. Ironically, just as decentralization has unleashed the potential for free markets and individual freedom on a global scale, collectivist special interests and governments worldwide are now tirelessly pushing for more centralized control over the Internet and technology

43:22 And here is the key piece in the Ron Rand Paul quote manifesto. Net neutrality means government acting as an arbiter and enforcer of what it deems to be neutral. Now that's the key point here, I put several links in this show notes, I just got tired of collecting them if you go around and look you'll see that everyone was saying oh man these guys are kooks they've got it all wrong net neutrality is good! And it is all code, I think we've discussed that before. But now let's look at the Human Rights Council Internet Freedom Resolution It's a two-pager very very short but the devil as always is in the details and has all the countries listed who have signed on and The key line... The promotion protection and enjoyment of human rights on the internet

44:15 And then they have guided by the Charter of the United Nations reaffirming the human rights and fundamental freedoms. Recalling, ah oh recalling. This is where I always start to like ooh let me take a look here. Recalling all relevant resolutions of the Commission on Human Rights and the Human Rights Council on the right to freedom of opinion and expression in particular council resolution 1216 of 2 October 2009 And also recalling General Assembly Resolution 66184 of 22 December 2011 So what do I do as your government legislation analyst? I went and found these documents that's referenced because this is what they always do. The headline is human rights on the internet! We're all free, Internet freedom it's all gonna be great you get free-free-free so I'll be perfect and whatever you want. So then I open up United Nations Human Rights Council 1216 and this is the

45:10 the Freedom of Opinion and Expressions Agreement that we have signed on to and ratified as the United States of Gitmo Nation. And this is all about the freedom to express yourself, recognizing that the exercise of the right to freedom of opinion expression is one of the essential foundations of a democratic society. It's enabled by democratic environment which offers inter alia guarantees for its protection essential to full and effective participation in free and democratic society blah blah blah And of course, all over all these documents deeply concerned that violations of the right to freedom of opinion and expression continue to occur including increased attacks directed against and killings of journalists and media workers. And stressing the need to ensure greater protection for all media professionals and for journalistic sources.

46:01 go on the record right now saying that, John you and I are probably not going to be considered journalists and or media workers. Workers? Workers! We're not media workers. What's a media worker? Well whatever it is is not us so here's what's interesting... Here is the key part this is article 4 of this resolution And here when it comes to free speech So this is internet freedom. Here's what you will not be allowed to do in your internet freedom Incidents of racial and religious intolerance Intolerance, intolerance ladies and gentlemen. This is it would define that for me Discrimination and related violence of course as well as negative racial and religious stereotyping so you can't say Islamic terrorist condemnation

46:59 of any advocacy of national racial or religious hatred that constitutes incitement to discrimination. So you can't even... Oh, that's what it was? I knew you'd love it! How is that freedom of speech?! It's not! That's why it's called Internet Freedom! It gets better! Let me read that line again Any advocacy of national, racial or religious hatred that constitutes incitement to discrimination. Hey man he incited me to discriminate it's his fault! Hostility or violence... That includes you suck? Yes exactly exactly You want to hear more because there is more to it Oh yeah There's more to it Here it is let's see while monitoring here It's also beautifully marked in this as well

47:55 The International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights provides that the exercise of the right to freedom of opinion and expression carries with it special duties and responsibilities. Okay, let's see what these are... Oh! Here it is. So you have full respect for the freedom to seek receive and impart information? Okay that's all good however You cannot participate in racism, racial discrimination, xenophobia and related intolerance to preventing human rights abuses. So you can't be intolerant to preventing human rights abuses so if I say hey don't go and bomb Syria i am now officially breaking law because I'm intolerant towards prevention of human rights abuses

48:50 You may also not promote certain false images and negative stereotypes of vulnerable individuals or groups of individuals, and may not use information communication technologies such as internet for purposes contrary to respect for human rights in particular to the perpetration of violent... Perpetuation. No it says perpetration Perpetration. It's not just a perpetuation, that what the word should they got is... They fucked it up. It says perpetration! Okay well fine maybe there is a word perpetration I've never heard of it

49:30 It says perpetration. Okay, all right so that's the first document now it refers to the second document which is United Nations Human Rights Council 66184 information and communication technologies for development and this is a very interesting document because this leads us to the next stepping stone Taking note of the broadband targets for 2015 established by the Commission at its Broadband Leadership Summit. Wow, John! I must have lost my invite in the mail... Which set targets for making broadband policy universal and for increasing affordability? And broadband uptake towards the attainment of the internationally agreed development goals Including the Millennium Development Goals to ensure that the potential of broadband connectivity and content are at the service of developments So what this is doing is saying all right, we're all and we're doing this here. We have the Broadband Bill and

50:30 which the president signed into law. The government now is at least co-owner of the broadband pipes and this is exactly what Ron and Rand Paul are warning against, and here it is... The importance of the Internet Governance Forum and its mandate as a multi stakeholder for dialogue in various matters including public policy issues related to key elements of internet governance There you go. Internet freedom is internet governance and we can... Yes, and you can... That's a good one! You took a lot of... It was little long, could have cut it shorter but I think you made your point. It's bullshit!! So you can actually go to this internet governance website Let me just give the URL for second IntGovForum.org And right there it will tell everything that they're going to be doing

51:33 Aims, creating a distinct website for dynamic coalition. Oh well that's a stupid one... To commission white papers on the various distinct legal challenges surrounding social media. Hello? They're going to regulate social media whatever that is! This is internet governance, ladies and gentlemen. And it's hidden under the guise of Internet freedom and net neutrality... ...and all those douchebags on tech shows are buying it! Of course. And worse, the same people are saying Ron Paul or Rand Paul are idiots because of their manifesto I have to agree they presented like idiots

52:18 These guys need the Curry-DeVoreye Consulting Group immediately. They do not, they're doing it all wrong in presenting... The word manifesto should have never been brought into the conversation Are they stupid? Are they totally idiotically stupid even though their right! And I'm thinking John, the only thing we can do because remember how the internet started Remember let me just take you back The internet started with using the existing phone line system with modems And then you had a guy, my first ISP was panix.com P-A-N-I-X and the guy had some sun machine with a bunch of modems attached to it and you literally have like after an hour your modem would get kicked off because you were hogging the network. He had a frame relay line these were telephone lines we built it on top of everything

53:12 And somehow it's gotten down to, you know now we have of course because of the way that the government is already regulating cable and telephone. This is why were in this predicament I can predict for you right now that the free internet The true free internet Is gonna have to run on 56k modems again There's no other way we can do it and I have a question for you Has the technology since the days of 56k modems improved that we can get more throughput on a regular phone line? Well what you do I know yeah, I know you can multiply could order five phone lines and I could multiplex and like bond. Yeah bonding yeah multiplexing I think is the tech and If not mistaken in the last technology you can get up to 128 without having to use ISDN

54:09 Don't know no generally speaking the modem technology has been mr.. Who's gonna work on it. You know 56k is a lot by the way Yeah First mode of my own Can I just use that as the quote of the day yeah 56 K is a lot man, that's like yes, it's a lot compared to 300 bod well yeah and there's that So it started off at 300 baud and there was a variable modem, I can't remember the name of it but came out with this. It would vary between 300 and 600 baud And then took forever then you had the 1200 baud modem and that was the big deal

54:49 Then it jumped they had some tricks to make a jump to 24, and then there was the 9600 baud modem Which was the biggest deal ever yeah? And then it thinks kind of stabilizing that actually got the bulletin board scene and all these things really going full tilt and Then we came up with some of these tricks that really jacked it up but It's you know not quite. The same as Ethernet no But you know if if we have to remain free of Internet freedom, you know I'm I still have some my 56k modem. I'm a no AOL I'd say go long on AOL stock they got I think they've dropped all those really fools They're double idiots because there's double it's gonna come back people are gonna want 50 60 You know the problem that I've had with technology I've written about this is that? I don't think I could get a Modem to work anymore

55:48 I mean if i had all the, I just don't know. I need some software and then I gotta set it And then change a bunch of settings and I gotta get like dot codes or some damn thing Laptops don't even come with a modem jack anymore Yeah no you have to dig up an old laptop that was slow running Windows 95 An RS232 plug? I'm telling ya! You can't... That's the weird thing about it You're screwed. I mean, it's essentially like you put integrated circuits smaller and smaller and smaller now you can't repair anything Well, I think that there's a market here And it's gonna be in underground market and people are going to be refurbishing modems Yeah ham radio operators that could probably be leading the way yeah But I think it's gonna be necessary how else are we going to achieve true internet freedom? This is just crazy and and the amount of The number of dipshits

56:48 Who are, you know and I saw it all. You know every CNET salon everyone's like you know this is great internet freedom It's now a human right what is the Internet gonna feed you? If its raining do get under the internet and it keeps you dry No The only thing the internet the internet freedom is going to do is not allow you to be intolerant towards human rights abuses So we are technically, now that this has been signed off and ratified in violation of this resolution. We're in violation of it because we do not agree on what is happening in Syria so breaking the law. Well luckily there's no enforcement mechanism in place yet but that's just yet okay well that's enlightening that was very

57:50 Very depressing well, but it's important that I would give you a clip of the day But there's no clip involved in besides that. I have the clip of the day Well, I need it now then hand it to me Give you this The clip is anybody but I think we should move along and play man any part two the rant about the tea party We have a theme we have a theme today the tea parties ineffective But yet people thought that they had the power you can see it They are not your friend and we have said this over And over and over again, and the Tea Party congressional members are not your friend so trusting in this was a major mistake use with the Ineligibility the unconstitutional

58:42 of a status of Obama, you would not be weeping today. You would not be wringing your hands today had you stayed with the issue that was the only issue and that is the issue of Obama's ineligibility and that even of itself had a glimmer of hope but after the Tea Party slammed it, after Fox News slammed Now think for just a second how angry you get when you hear me. But remember, you're acting now just like black people because black people got flat out angry with me when I told them Obama was a slickster he was a pimp He was a long-legged mac daddy! He was a hustler! He was a stealer of Dr King's dream and didn't care anything about black people not only that but who wasn't black? And black people got mad enough to be the two nails they were wrong

59:35 Now you are wrong. You are wrong for following the Tea Party, you're all wrong! You're all wrong following Fox News, you're all wrong! Coke Brothers benefits greatly from Obama they're all now selling the same program and this new film out now demonstrate Obama being the son of Trank Marshall Davis ain't nothing but another move by The problem is

1:00:14 You're blind. You're going to turn on Fox News as long as they tease you with the idea that they are against Obama, but if you were the executive producer and editor of the news at Fox News couldn't you put together a roster of announcers and news items that would destroy Obama in a heartbeat? But you could even do that! You don't have enough...you post up on your Facebook page up on YouTube information and if you were at Fox News, you'd do the same thing that your doing on your Facebook page. So you know Fox News is a damn sellout! You know they can do better! You KNOW they could tell the truth because YOU DO IT AND YET YOU GIVE THEM A PASS FOR NOT DOING IT! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WRONG WITH YOU?! WRONG WITH YOU?! The same thing

1:01:12 No Tea Party member of Congress will talk about the fact that we've got a criminal, the courts have been co-opted and now they've been co-opted. And you know it! You know it so you're wrong It's a bit long. Yeah, that one I could have cut off when he gave it the Frank Davis thing. You know there was something is always considering the Frank Davis said if was born to this guy as his real dad is an Obama scheme! The devil! That's even better! Well the next ones aren't that long...that one I could have cut right there because actually was the interesting thing that he brought up and you know it's probably in interest- that's a good take, that's a deconstruction. I liked it okay

1:02:00 Where do you want to go? Because while you were laughing at Reverend Manning, I was doing some work. You don't mind New World Order? Maybe we could take a little break here and go to some real news Oh well no that's not the right balance We just did Manning, so now we have got to do something real Do you remember when we were listening to The Most Powerful Woman in the Universe Christine Lagarde And in that interview, and she was talking about how they were going to set the carbon tax at $23 a ton. Right! Which now is the exact amount that has been set at by the prime douche of Australia, Gillard. So it's... They're using the IMF number this isn't this is no coincidence and then there wasn't in that discussion they talked about the article 4 report you recall that?

1:03:00 Yeah, we did. We discussed this in great detail right so the article 4 report is basically the IMF's report card the global Banking report card where they can actually tell these countries some what they have to do now The overall so that is so she had a pressure held a press conference and the And the message was well The US economy is tepid which I just think is it is a wonderful world word? It's tepid Because I think you use the word tepid pretty much only with tea, don't you? Uh yeah it refers to the temperature of water generally speaking. Lukewarm would be a synonym. I think tepid is a little warmer than lukewarm. I don't know! I think it's colder Really?!

1:03:45 Well tepid, tepid has more implications than lukewarm which is not a good word either. But you say you got a lukewarm reception or he got a tepid reception I think Luke warm is more insulting to some people's way of thinking but others who are more maybe highbrow might think tepid it's a better word in this regard. I don't know I think they're both the same yeah I'm looking at the definition moderately warm Like an equivalent, but it's a good word tepid tepid and so then it was very short. You know it's tepid well And of course you know we have the fiscal cliff she actually used those words which means the that the tax

1:04:29 the expiration of the so-called Bush tax cuts for the rich. Well that and a number of other things, there's a bunch of factors that take place not... I think there are three? I don't know what the three are but the Bush Tax Cut is just one of them in January 1st and that can be repealed easily enough. The other two are more difficult to say. You have to say Bush Tax Cuts for the Rich Yeah, they're also Bush Tax Cuts for everybody else but for the rich is what we have to say it to be politically correct yeah for the rich but if everybody else just so you know And then of course the Malays in Europe, because now of course that's going to bring everything down according to Lagarde. Now then we have the question and answer session very interesting I found and there was this one woman girl almost...I'd have to say girl from I think The China Financial Daily and if you have a chance look at the video of course all these are linked in the show notes 424.nashownotes.com She smoked it she's hot

1:05:26 You know, because they do swing the camera around. And she's... I mean no she is cute! She is really like... kind of cute and she asked two questions which the first one I can't wait to figure out and second one was just interesting in Lagarde response. Let me go with this lady right here thank you Thank you my name is Mi Xiong and I'm with China 21st century business herald Oh yes 21st century business herald I have 2 questions The first one is, both of them about US. The first one is that recently there's a book coming out from the Peterson Institute written by a former IMF deputy director from the research department where he lays out a scenario that in eight years US will end up to borrow money from the IMF under similar crisis as European countries are facing right now

1:06:22 Let me get this straight. So a guy who actually worked in the research department, a director who you know the people who put out these reports about things being tepid he's coming out with a book that says in eight years it will be Europe I think that's a decent question. So in your discussions currently, have this scenario ever come up with your discussions? I don't know we never talk about it The second question is that I understand IMF has made great progress over the recent G20 summit regarding raising more contribution from member countries However US did not contribute in this round

1:07:04 And over the course of debate, even some American expert raised concerns about the fact that US government decided to shy away from such responsibility. As the director as the main director for IMF what's your comment for us in participation non-participation in this round of contribution? I didn't know this! I thought the G20 was they go and talk about politics but it is not... It's like a cash call So basically you have a big meeting and everyone brings their checkbook. I didn't realize that was, did you know that they did a round of finance? A finance round? Nope! Yeah, I did not. And I certainly didn't know that well... That's probably why we didn't hear about it because everyone is like

1:07:46 ABC News, shh quiet we're not ponying up man. We're not giving any money at this point They don't have to they don't tell it they're not telling the public anything about anything ridiculous It also means that I guess if there's a cash call and we don't belly-up them We have to dilute in our ownership And that's the I can't see it working any other way so let's just listen to her answers briefly Thanks You know I look forward to reading this book of course But I was asked exactly the same question last year in July, you know when there was this raging debate about the debt ceiling and I was asked by one of your colleagues is the US going to borrow from the IMF?

1:08:32 My response was we wouldn't have enough resources to lend to the United States of America and any kind of program. There you go, there's your answer! It better not happen. She's not saying if it will or could, just like... Well its not gonna happen anyway we own the IMF! Well I don't know because we don't have enough money to... Technically we owned the World Bank and the IMF is a stooge party but that's not..I'm not buying any of this some Chinese conspiracy horseshit This makes economic hitmen work We have to have all these things in place

1:09:10 I have to say she was too cute to be taken serious as a journalist for this stuff. Well, she definitely got put down if you listen to that answer subtly. You think? Well this is the exact same question your colleague asked a year ago! You conspiracy wench, you... But clearly that shows that was a very far-fetched and very hypothetical question. So you suck basically. Far fetched and I'm very hypothetical. You suck! I trust that the US authorities will have the wisdom and the sagacity to... Ooh, another good word! Sagacity

1:09:49 Yeah, sagacity is a good word. What does sagacity mean? It means the intelligence...the deep wisdom based intelligence is what it means. Nice! To choose the right policies and to avoid the obstacles, hurdles and traps that are facing any economy in the course of things The second point about the contributions. First of all, I'm very pleased and very grateful to all those who contributed that we could actually increase the resources of the fund by 456 billion dollars by way of bilateral loans. Bilateral loans? The principle of bilateral loans is that they are voluntary whoever wants to participate participates There you go

1:10:39 Just like venture capital. We're smart obviously we were smart we're screwing the other investors I think that's what that's what the message is there it's idiots as well, I think yeah alright all I'll take down there Okay so you know this is gonna be my last attempt at this by the way You know, the cheap Indians who never listen to the show because they all speak English and many of them are in India. I'm sure some don't care but we've tried to cater to them. So now I've got one more shot at this with another Hollywood or another Bollywood premiere, another movie coming out and they this time they list all the names of all the famous actors and actresses in India. Yeah! I'm sure you've heard of all of them. And then to promote this new movie and i just thought we'd just run this thing outside...I did cut it down a little bit but I just thought we'd run it to show the Indians that we care about what's going on in Bollywood

1:11:40 Bollywood's Madhouse is back. The king of slapstick comedy takes cine fans on a laugh riot this weekend with his new release, take a look! They tickled the funny bone with some greatest comedies of recent times they brought the adrenaline rushing with one of the biggest action films last year now this team is back to doing what they are best at with Bol Bachchan Director Rohit Shetty brings in yet another romantic comedy with his favorite actors Ajay Devgn and Abhishek Bachchan. The filmmaker held a special screening for Close Friends & Family in Entertainment Capital Mumbai late on Thursday. Iconic actor Amitabh Bachchan was the first to come to chair for his son, Abhishek.

1:12:25 Leading lady Prachi Desai was all smiles as Devgn drooped in with sister-in-law Tanisha Mukherjee. Actors Sunil Shetty, Nikhil Divedi and Arjun Bajwa also came to wish their friends. Rohit made sure to invite fellow filmmakers Rajkumar Hirani, Sajid Khan, Ashutosh Gwarekar, Rohan Sippy and Prakash Jha What channel do you get this off of? I need to set my DVR for this. What channel is this on? I couldn't understand a word he said! I heard that Mumbai is the entertainment capital... The entertainment capital! Yeah, I heard that part. The entertainment capital of Mumbai Is this Bollywood Tonight or something?

1:13:07 Where did you get this from? This is the South as South Asian news. It's one of those these foreign Operations that I've been listening to recently Wow and they do a they do a news a Bollywood news segment which seems to be the most interesting thing in the whole And it's just extremely it's just as much like any of these junk that we put promote in our country You know where they just show pictures of celebrities I've never heard of and then they name them, and they go on and on about how great there are And that's the best you could do? Yeah! That was top draw. Wow, wow yeah that's really good. We do have a Bieber got busted No no no no Bieber got busted He drives a Fisker I don't care we have people whose time is valuable Let's talk about the new president of Mexico he was interviewed uh... he insists on speaking Spanish in his interview which

1:14:07 interesting by itself yes since he speaks perfect English perfect English you know of course the State Department Lucifer Hillary clippity-clop Clinton as long with President Obama have all congratulated him because he's very important in I think these supply chains what how come they didn't congratulate Putin because He hates us. Okay, well that's the reason but we're in business you see with Mexico and here is the proof Still Peña Nieto plans to continue many of his policies he'll use the military to combat cartels he'll increase the number of federal police but he notes this is not just Mexico's problem

1:14:53 What role do you think the United States plays in the drug problems confronting your country? I think it plays a fundamental role. It's clear the United States is the biggest consumer of illegal drugs This requires action by both governments We're their best customer! That's what he's saying, we're the biggest consumer isn't that the same as customer Yeah, customer So this means we got to keep it up So what he's gonna do, because the PRI is well... I mean they're the oldest of them. The longest running

1:15:31 political party Mexico they basically run things so when they got booted out six or eight years ago that's when they cut loose this cartel mess and the 40,000 dead and the murders and all the rest of it scare the crap out of the Mexican public to get these guys back in office. And now you watch those death numbers fall like a rock The cartels will consolidate there'll be no more... You'd less than let's talk about how dangerous Mexico is This will take couple years There's still some guys that don't get the message and the military of course has been involved in dealing with the cartels forever But they made a point as it mentions it again you watch this whole thing kind of die off And then of course, I won't change the

1:16:16 anything, there's still going to be as much coke coming in and the rest of it. More! I think more...more more more probably more that'll be the deal he cuts with the cartels yes we're gonna expand the business stop killing stop the killing let's make it all look good everyone's gonna look good And of course the good news is prices on coke and weed will go down. So I think it's a win-win, and the banks... It's a total win-win! Win-win with less deaths and more you know... Yeah, and wait, and the banks will get to launder more money? It's a win-win-win! Yep This is a triple play. I hate that this shouldn't be the way it is

1:16:57 Yeah, but I see it as very positive. Everyone gets their coke everybody gets their weed the banks get to launder their money No people getting killed what's the problem? You know i've fallen into be totally screwed up by legalizing or decriminalizing drugs and that's why they do exactly you know I don't know how it happened, but i got into Breaking Bad. Have you ever seen this show? Yeah! I saw the first episode and then I watch it occasionally It's actually a fascinating concept You might want to explain the premise Yes so the concept is uh... This guy Walter White as he's a chemist former business partner screw him out of some you know fantastic money and opportunity. He started off with the first episode he started as a chemistry teacher in high school who got fired well but that's I'm giving the background okay? The background is he's a genius then he gets fired, well it's cancer

1:17:54 This is what happens, he gets lung cancer and he has to quit and he has to find a way to pay for his medical bills. And in addition to that, to provide for his family. So he falls into business with the former student of his who was a total F-Wad and they start cooking crystal meth together. What's interesting is that the fifth season of Breaking Bad starts July 15th I found seasons one through three are on Netflix And I and i just, I've been like just pigging out. Just one act goes by the way in one after another that's when a series is great it's like boom-boom-boom you know I'm doing watching like you know until 3 in the morning sometimes and then I'm like

1:18:36 At the end of season three, I'm like oh is there another season? I'm hunting around. There's nothing on Netflix. Season four which was last year you got to pay for that now you see you gotta pay a dollar ninety nine an episode. They did it's like it's such interesting and yeah I'm hooked on the show about being hooked but it is fantastic and if you want to... And I think Lot of aspects about the drug trade certainly with Mexico, etc. But anyway I just wanted to say it's a great show. I love that show well glad you liked it Yeah, yeah, I don't watch anything else there's nothing else on there's a lot of good stuff on TV Imagine all the people who could do that oh yeah

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1:25:01 Also install the certified cameras, which probably I don't know broadcast on a little secondary frequency Think about that think about that if you know if all CCTV cameras You know these Wi-Fi things you install If they all had to have by government regulation of bad back door or something we're reporting into the echelon whatever Yeah. Thanks for installing it, the government sitting there, hey another sucker! Thanks for that webcam Another sucker Chris Ball in Chicago Illinois 5555 ITM gentleman just wanted to say thanks for all the hard work you do I wish i could help out more unfortunately I'm still job searching to the boners out there if I can donate especially as an unemployed slave you can too

1:25:49 Exactly. Here's some jobs searching karma, my friend. You've got karma. Even though he didn't ask for it? And he was using the PayPal mobile app Yeah! It says right there in the spreadsheet doesn't it? Yeah that's weird Hiya... Hiya... Hilia... Hilia Diosaran D-E-O S-A-R-A-N Diosaran. Diorara. Coral Springs Florida $50 and 1 cent John Tirada in Pasadena California $50. Hey Adam, this is all I can afford right now can you give me some job search karma? Oh John it's Mickey M-I-C-K-Y

1:26:29 You've got karma. No E! James Howard, Sir James Howard Indianapolis Indiana where they have a... which reminds me I didn't get that clip but there's this guy the idiot congressman there is from Indiana who is Muslim from Indianapolis had given this huge speech to the Muslim group advocating Turning the schools of the United States into madrasas because the way they teach good idea dross is far superior Let's go for it. I love it good idea Happy birthday related belated birthday miss Mickey. No you're right on time early congratulations to Adam and Mickey in their eminent nuptials Please best wishes for the future to you and both you and your family Thank You very much James Sir James Potter geek media cinnamon sin, New Jersey

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1:28:06 She needs it because her life is awful without my by her side I love her and want only the best for her, and I want to have a fantastic wedding you Adam. I love you And John and enjoy the small cash Okay, what does he need here? He needs Sciences in the douchebag for one of us douche bag for Warner Brothers Here we go. The science is in! You've been de-douche'd, you've got karma. That actually kind of worked. Sean needs to get another job. Anonymous in Billingham Cleveland $50 I thought I needed to donate so I'm donating or droneating

1:28:55 I'd like to be anonymous. Can i get a shot at karma because im sick of living the dream and just getting by can my karma shot be one for winning that lottery jackpot? I hope this doesn't start a trend but Im sick of being a popper and Id like to join the elites thank you for your best podcast in universe well let us know how that works out then ok? You thought, Karma. It should probably work out the same whether or not you bet on it or got the karma Bernie Adema Atima. Atoma! Atoma, I heard it right the first time. Atama. Atamah. In Hinton Iowa another $50 from Bernie

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1:30:21 I must deal cards now. Anyway, want to thank all these people and producers and helpers and contributors and all the other ones that came in for show 424. Dvorak.org slash NA channel Dvorak dot com slash NA NoahJendernation.com and noahjendershow.com you can click on the donate button we really appreciate the help and we need it, I wanted to continue so keep doing this fine show and you get stuff like Adam's digging through the only guy by the way i would say who most people just ignored it or they went on and on about how great it was dug through all that crap to show that this internet freedom thing is a scam. Internet freedom, is internet governance.

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1:32:08 and we hereby welcome you into the exclusive club which includes a ring up until the end of 2012. I hereby pronounce the Sir Richard and Dame Claudia, Knight and Dame of The No Agenda Roundtable come on over for your hookers & blow, your red boys in chardonnay, your hot pants and booze or your wenches in beer! We've got it all for you and thanks again for supporting The Best Podcast In The Universe Wouldn't that be great if you just, if you had that sound effect and make it out with your wife. And then afterwards just kind of lying around and then go do it? You know by the way I recommend people to do this. It's a couple different advice not what he said but take one of these duck calls into the theater

1:33:05 Especially in a bestseller you go in there and they're showing the previews of all these crappy movies are gonna bring out nice Just watch just once pull out the duck call. Don't overdo it I Like this slow one, but as fast as you can the slow on is better do this low one again You will get a huge laugh Crying oh my goodness

1:33:42 Anyway, let's talk about Syria So John I had this conversation yesterday and we really try to not talk about show stuff Except for the shows. We were doing when you know, we're pre recording for four two five and four two six I don't remember what, you just let it slip by. You said this serious thing is going down man! I don't care what you say it's happening It's going down like I disagree And so well actually this gives a nice opportunity to play some some clippity-clop here The message is clear Just Clippity-Clop

1:34:26 Alright, so Lucifer is all over this and of course everything is riding on this for her. It's so obvious This is a big big big deal And I think that Really when you look at it that if we don't get Syria and I say we because of course, it's the The coalition of the willing and it's the friends of Syria otherwise known as a me do people see Rian Did you see that one? She was in Paris. They don't have friends of Syria on On the sign its ami du peuple syria Do my hair by the way she didn't get her hair done. Oh

1:35:06 Hello? Sorry about that. Interruption from the production staff Is everything okay? Well, people wanted to know if there's a donation segment on the next two shows and we explained it on the next two shows in fact you just have to listen Yeah, I'm gonna listen to this show Bitches So its the ami du peuple syrien which translates to friend of the people of Syria And Lucifer has a couple messages. Here is the first one about the defection of a general who apparently slept in the same tent with Assad, I don't know it's like his butt buddy the way that he is. Hello? The way...I have to say he kind of looks a little bi-curious We are seeing high level defections every day Every day! There was just one! It is time to abandon them Everyday! There was just one! Everyday

1:36:02 Every day! Abandon the dictator, embrace your countrymen and women and get on the right side of history. Ah, get on the right side of history that is one of my favorites Get on the right side of history Yeah well you know what I wish i could come back in a hundred years And see what side you landed on Lucifer So I figured what we do...I took her statement at the Amis du peuple c'est rien And I cut it up, it's still a couple minutes but its important that we deconstruct what she is saying here. Because I noticed in the media...I'm sorry that thing called news everywhere else they only were taking little snippets and snappits just little bits and bobs you know? And not like the real important good stuff

1:36:54 So I'd like us to go through here and just translate what Lucifer Hillary Clippity-clop Clinton is saying at this divvying up, this pre meeting of who's gonna get what because that's what taking place here as we discussed in previous episodes. They've already you know... You get this, you get that and of course the Russians and Chinese are not being very helpful in all of these. ...call for release from detention so It would be very helpful to get everybody on the same page. Ah, this is a great American expression isn't it? Get them on the same page which would of course be chapter 7 resolution of the United Nations If we're going to work together about what we have already done and what we need to be doing as we move forward

1:37:39 Under the Geneva communique, the opposition is for the first time put on an even basis with the government. This is very interesting because we didn't get a copy of the Geneva communique The opposition and by the way who is the opposition? The only opposition I've seen as a couple of dudes who are called Syrian National Council and live in Paris They have already been recognized by the international community of douches as on equal footing with a sovereign president of a sovereign country. This is what she's saying! Yeah, they just sat down and said... She has her nerve Hold on a second we're just going to knife you here you go here You are on equal footing now

1:38:30 They are given equal power in constituting the transition governing entity that will have, as we just heard full executive authority. That's what Goebbels once said I think. How does this... Wow! How does that work? They have, she just went up there and said I am Hillary Clippity-Clop Lucifer Clinton. I give you by the power of Eston and me by the great Satan! Power! Power i give you is power

1:39:08 That could not have been imagined three months ago, let alone a year ago. Until I threatened you! And I threatened all of you and that is why now it can be imagined We also think it's imperative to go back to the Security Council and demand implementation of Kofi Annan's plan including The Geneva communique that Russia and China have already agreed to. This is the setup, here's the windup for the pitch everybody because they already agreed to it! OK from Geneva!

1:39:46 So we now have them on record supporting a transition. And there it is, it's looking like its going right over the plate! And we should go back and ask for a resolution in the Security Council that imposes real and immediate consequences for non-compliance including sanctions under Chapter 7. And look at that! Wow! Chapter 7, Charter of the United Nations. Only a week ago we were in chapter 5 and we jumped right over to chapter 6. To go to Article 41 of Chapter 7 of the United Nations Charter... The Security Council may decide what measures not involving the use of armed force are to be employed to give effect to its decisions and may call upon members of the UN to apply such measures. These may include complete or partial interruption of economic relations

1:40:35 and of rail, sea air postal telegraph radio and other means of communication and the severance diplomatic relations. Should the Security Council consider that measures provided for in Article 41 would be inadequate or have proved to be inadequate? It may take such action by air, sea or land forces as may be necessary to maintain or restore international peace and security. Such action may include demonstrations, blockade and other operations by air, sea or land forces of members of the United Nations." Incoming MOFO!

1:41:19 Now, what can every nation and group represented here do? I ask you to reach out to Russia and China. and to not only urge but demand that they get off the sidelines and begin to support the legitimate aspirations of the Syrian people. Legitimate? Please! Get off the sidelines, then... Get off the crapper, you two. Legitimate I tell you It is frankly not enough just to come to the friends of the Syrian people No, you can't just come to the meeting

1:41:56 Because I will tell you very frankly, I don't think Russia and China believe they are paying any price at all. Ooh hold on let's back that up for a second key words here oh what is she saying? Price at all Just to come to the friends of the Syrian people, because I will tell you very frankly. I don't think Russia and China believe they are paying any price at all. They're not paying their fair share! Nothing... NOTHING AT ALL for standing up on behalf of the Assad regime

1:42:39 The only way that will change is if every nation represented here directly and urgently makes it clear that Russia and China will pay a price. Hey, Brussels go over there and go kick Russia in the in the shin is threat. Is this? Netherlands once you go spit in China's eyes see what happens Because they are holding up progress blockading it That is no longer tolerable And let me also add that confronted with the regime's noncompliance, it is difficult to imagine how the UN supervision mission can fulfill its responsibilities without a Chapter 7 enforcement mechanism.

1:43:27 I think General Mood... Just to reassert, we're almost done. Without a chapter 7 enforcement mechanism that equals drones. Drone strikes! No fly zone, there'd be no fly zones the drones are already there. Well no man drone strike. Strike. ...and his team have performed an extraordinary task but it is clear unarmed observers cannot monitor a ceasefire that does not exist Next, what can you all do? Oh! Pay attention. You can tighten the financial vice squeezing the regime.

1:44:05 Their heads Squeeze squeeze with a vice like grip squeeze The second meeting of the sanctions working group in Washington last month called for all states to take additional steps To freeze the assets of regime officials restrict transactions with the commercial and central banks ie steal their money and embargo Syrian oil Since then, Switzerland the European Union Japan and Australia have all announced additional measures. And the regime is becoming more isolated which will help to hasten its end because its business support will finally turn on it

1:44:47 Syria's currency and foreign reserves have collapsed. Sanctions on oil alone have deprived Assad of billions of dollars in lost revenues, and his ability to finance his war grows more difficult by the day. What is keeping him afloat is money from Iran. Now listen very carefully because this throws back to the WikiLeaks and assistance from Russia, and the failure of countries represented here to tighten and enforce sanctions. The only thing that's missing is her actually saying as you saw from the CIA WikiLeaks we released You are selling radios! You're selling radios to them people! You're represented here! This has to stop

1:45:32 So anyway, long story short you're right. They are going down there's no doubt about it and I wish i had audio from the new thing she said because she has all these great words like this new one which apparently today in Japan She said that this should be a wake up call for everyone and the sand is running out of the hourglass Well, this is another money grab too. In fact I think the proof of the pudding on the money grab is in a Rubenfeld blog post and Corruption Currents which is in The Wall Street Journal where they talk about 55 countries... let me just read this. Fifty-five countries participated in Washington DC hosted event which was second meeting at Friends of Syrian People International Working Group inaugural meeting was held in Paris February next meetings in Doha

1:46:25 Those nations that have not yet adopted formal sanctions we urge you to do so said US Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner at the top of the meeting. What the hell's he got to do with Syria? He maintains a list, he maintains the list of money we freeze and block i.e. steal We need the dough Chapter 7 resolution authorizes action that enables the use of military force but Geithner called only for appropriate economic actions.

1:47:05 Well, that's step one. That's article 41 article 42. It's a phase after that Yeah I mean if Assad was smart he'd have cut a deal early on saying look I'm screwed these guys are unfortunately very egomaniacal These Middle Eastern leaders and they think they can get away with you know He's a big gangster where the big gangster he's in uh, he's a podiatrist man You're not a gangster. He's not well, it's definitely not much of one And in the olden days, when his old man... They used to be gangsters and they used to be the ones behind most. They're probably behind that Pan Am flight a lot of people believe that

1:47:42 And besides, you know the CIA connection. They used to be known as gangsters and Syria did and now... Unlike our gangsters? You mean unlike our government is not gangsters? No no I know like the Chinese Their gangster was actually pushing our gangster's around and now it's shoes on the other foot they're toast Yeah, but I think he really loves his country. I'm sure he does! But you know, he better find some way out or he's gonna end up with his head on a stick like the rest of these guys. Do you know that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie visited with them? With Assad?! Oh yeah! Did they have tea? They drove around... He actually drove them around Damascus

1:48:27 And the reports that I read on this is that Brad Pitt was really worried. He's like, well don't you need security? She says no people here love me and I don't have to worry about anything they're not going to kill me. And Pitt was really worried! Yeah and then she was also... Can't drive around the US president like that No Let me see when it was... Assad That was when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie met the Asads and there's Angelina kissing his wife That is a smoking hot picture by the way. Shwo! Shwo? Hey, Google that. You sound like Brushwood No I... Google that, google that Oh i see it How sm...that's...that is look at her It's a lip kiss Oh my god Uh uh um I have to say I'm mildly... Angelina Jolie with a sama as a sa...asma I'm mildly excited from looking at that picture She's biting her lower lip and pulling on it Yeah

1:49:28 And when was this? Let me just see what the date was, how long ago. 2009 Yeah I guess we were all cool then that's when she was also featured in Vogue magazine his wife as like you know she was awesome All is good But then they removed it from their website the whole Vogue story Vogue did Oh really? Yeah because they're like well this isn't politically correct anymore Really? Who said that? From Vogue, this is Vogue magazine. My husband was driving us all to lunch relates Asma and out of the corner of my eye I could see Brad Pitt was fidgeting. I turned around and asked if there's anything wrong. Where's your security asks Pitt so I started teasing him see that old woman on the street That's one of them! And that old guy crossing the road That's the other one The president joins in the punchline Brad Pitt wanted to send his security guards here to come and get some training Yeah he just drove him to lunch himself

1:50:23 Yes, well... And after that clearly Angelina nailed her. My goodness! That's a sexy ass kiss right there Put that on CNN I didn't put anything on CNN By the way again I renounce Dr. Drew Pinsky Where is his resignation? I want him to go in the air and he can at least apologize for being a douchebag Until then I remain vigilant. Chill Yeah, I agree with you

1:51:04 Bad news TSA is on to a new trip. You probably read about this A lot of people emailed about it two things are happening one according to the Lou Rockwell blog They now have a new thing where they tell you on the other side of security So when you're on the airside as it were they do this new drill will I say freeze freeze freeze and he's supposed to freeze Oh yeah, but that's not that new. I think this has been over a year they've been doing that Really? Yeah, we even talked about it once... I don't remember Okay But if they do that i'm not freezing! I'm just saying you're not a law enforcement officer You may have a phony ass badge but your not a lawyer- I'm not gonna freeze for you You get a police officer over here, I'll think about it I ain't gonna freeze for you, what am I mean, I'm not your bitch

1:51:52 Oh man, I'm getting worked up. We're getting on flights tomorrow. Yeah! You're gettin', you're gettin in the mood! Here's the new one. That Austin airport that...you know that, the old Austin Airport which was on complete other side of town which they used to fly into all the time It was a cozy little airport, it was very nice and it did fine with the traffic it had. No! They had to tear it down and build another airport on the complete opposite side of town which I thought they would keep it on the same side of town so that first time I flew into the new airport I'm driving in the wrong direction or can't find my way around. It was pointless but now all these new airports are horrible places

1:52:31 It's a nice airport. I kind of like it, I have to say. If you ever had this and flew into the old one you would've liked... You would be like oh this is great! I like our airport. Hello we got Formula One coming here man We need a big airport so this is good Hey do you know what? Don't mess with Texas and certainly not Austin my friend Be careful what you say Yeah well that.. That's This woman is quite pretty Asma I actually just put the link of them kissing in the show notes It's so smokin' Isn't it? Yeah, I know but she's actually quite a beauty. Yeah Anyway, here's what the TSA is doing in Colorado Which will be rolling out across the country coming to your town soon Security is spreading into the gates travelers say that TSA is testing drinks they buy inside the airport, but not everyone

1:53:18 Not everyone thinks that what security officers, that's what security officers should worry about. KJC2 News' Jill Erickson got reaction from passengers today and joins us now live. Jinelle? Megan, passengers say their problem isn't with the rules at the airport they understand why drinks aren't allowed through security but when they buy one while they're waiting for their flight they say TSA shouldn't ask to test it Passengers say traveling is a big enough stress, but now some are worried the drinks they're getting aren't safe. The TSA won't say what they're testing for or why they're doing it. But travelers say they have a right to know. Well you know I'm always glad that my safety's a priority and I think testing drinks after they've already been bought might be a little extreme. The water or the juices or anything you buy here in the airport

1:54:05 If the TSA is going to come over and look and check, test it? I mean this is just ridiculous. We asked the TSA about the drink testing and this what they said... This is unbelievable and yeah many layers of security. Let's make work, hey we got how many people we got working here they're gonna come in and do a salary survey? We gotta find something else to do to justify the bullcrap jobs we have! Hey you sound just like one of them

1:54:50 Yeah, this is also conditioning obviously. To get you conditioned to... Oh yeah so he'd be like, this is... Total. We chat about this at the house every so often amongst ourselves which is what was it like to be a citizen in the 1930's in fascist Germany? Was it similar to all the police, I mean where there's many police? Now you see you can't go out of the house in California. If i drive to San Francisco, I will see a minimum of three policemen on the way and probably two to three on the right six. See six cops and if you just drive to the store you'll see one or two. You are seeing police constantly. I've been in South Africa took the family to South Africa we saw no police ever! Yeah let me see your drink Devorah

1:55:45 Hey, citizen! Give me that box- So I've been receiving so many emails from people usually with the subject line false flag. They don't send that to me now and everyone thinks there's going to be a false flag at the Olympics and of course we did see this as one of the scenarios of The Rockefeller Foundation but i think something else is going on as uh here's just the headline seven arrested in British anti-terrorism raids these The story says seven men have been arrested on suspicion of terrorism offenses after weapons were found in a vehicle stopped on a motorway. Then we have Al Qaeda terror suspect

1:56:30 I That really got to me and I don't think this is about a false flag. This is from the Guardian, they don't list a source not even like unnamed or anything The whole article is just presented as fact Security guards working for Serco, the private contractor drafted in to protect Britain's borders during the Olympics have been at the center of a series of security breaches that have allowed vehicles to enter the UK without screening for dirty bombs. Concerns about queues and job cuts at the UK border agency forced the Home Office to bring in private guards to man radars

1:57:27 Radars designed to detect radiation at major ports. That sounds bogative right there, but Circo staff who took on the role once occupied by public sector officials in mid-May have been at the center of security scares It is understood that the Border Force is looking into the failure of a Serco guard to alert engineers when a security screening system went down at Dover Ferry Port, allowing vehicles to enter unchecked for radiation. Which they apparently do with radar. Serco staff have been repeatedly reported to managers for failing to correctly use equipment that checks for signs of radiation underneath cars and lorries

1:58:10 Border force officials admit that this is because staff had quote been provided with training some time ago They've become unfamiliar or not previously had hands-on experience and finally Some of the 300 Serco staff, quote left areas unmanned despite the heightened security threat facing the country weeks before the 2012 games. Serco staff have also missed alarms that were expected to prompt secondary searches of vehicles, the observer understands. Oh it's the observer sorry Although it is understood that such misses also happened before the private contractor whose turnover last year exceeded four billion pounds became involved

1:58:51 I thought it was a Guardian. Yeah, it is the Guardian. Yes the Guardian. Is the Guardian quoting from The Observer? No no, It's The Guardian Observer. Oh okay yeah so dirty bombs... So I think that this is not setting us up for a false flag This is setting you up for all these forces and troops that are in London They're not leaving! This is IT Get used to it I like that. I like that idea! That's it, they're bringing in under the guise of we need for the Olympics and they're just not gonna leave It's just going to be that way That your life now Yeah, makes sense Right? I like it Since you don't live there

1:59:40 You don't live there, it's fun to watch. It's awesome! You know what they're doing at the Olympics? Another thing they're doing and this is just amazing to me these guys can get away with this you cannot now when the Olympics begin you cannot go into the stadium as a not a participant but as a viewer wearing any logoed wear Yeah I know, I know you can't wear any logos how awesome is that? What's that logo slave?! That's the way it's gonna go yeah, you can wear official Olympic logos that you bought from them But I cannot wear Adidas or Nike or or you know Some designer brand Chanel. I mean you can't have any logos on your person unless they're an official sponsor Yeah, yeah Let me just see is that on the ticket or something oh?

2:00:42 about this is scandal out of the bridge I don't know why anybody let me say this to all UK listeners do not go to this event watch it on television if you have to see it yeah let me just see guidelines regarding authorized identifications branding police here we go and see what the official word is this is also from The Guardian who seem to be Fans in the crowd won't be allowed to upload snippets of the day's action to YouTube, or even potentially post their snaps from inside Olympic Village on Facebook. A crack team of branding police! The game's organizers... ...have acknowledged we'll be checking every bathroom and every public venue with the power to remove or tape over manufacturers' logos even on soap dispensers wash basins and toilets. Ha haaa! Hey

2:01:47 Hey, what's that toilet say? Someone put it in... hey if you're going to the games put your no agenda stickers everywhere will ya especially No Agenda Stickers please get no agenda stickers go to noagendastickers.com I think that site is still up Put in the toilet And put in the toilet! Put it in urinal as they say in the UK Let's see Parliament passed Oh in 2006 accordingly parliament passed The London Olympic Games and Paralympic Games Act which together with the Olympic Symbol Protection Act of 1995, wow! I'm living in a movie. Offers a special level of protection to the games and their sponsors over and above that already promised by existing copyright or contract law A breach of these acts will not only give rise to civil grievance but it is a criminal offense Ah! In fact here is a commercial

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2:03:35 Protect your city today. Go to www.omnicorp.com for more information. Yes, Curry DuVrac Consulting Group worked on that as you can tell from the human resources line in the commercial Good job! I'm very proud of that spot Good work! Wow well okay then I only have two things left. Well, before we get to your last two things we should at least get one more Manning out of the way before you get into the finale. Okay this would be... We're in part three here This is about Romney? Is that the...? Yes, Romney thinks he's an idiot Now what's the solution? First of all, we need to understand this That Mitt Romney is perhaps

2:04:24 And this is so pathetic. Mitt Romney is perhaps the worst possible candidate. Mitt Romney is the worst! What's wrong with you people? What's wrong with you?! Manning, you don't have the stature to tell us what to do You know, your just a little preacher over there at church over there in Harlem and we like you We think your amusing when you talk about black people We like what you say about them But when you start talking about white people, you're automatically wrong. And so I mean we love to hear you talk about black people, love to hear you say that they ain't got no honor We love to hear you talk about how barbaric they act and all of that and how they are racist and we love that but now when you talk about You only give me credit when i talk about black folk! Well then I'm right

2:05:19 And you're right for giving me credit, God knows when I speak about it. But I'm right when I talk about white folk as well! They just have rights This truth is universal Fox News is a sellout The biggest mistake we made in this whole matter with Obama Is trusting Fox News and they were laughing all the way to the bank the cult brother, you're foolish. And now Mitt Romney against Obama? Here's a person anyway, Obama will win there is no doubt about that and he'll be president forever

2:06:03 He's great, you know. He's doing a lot of deconstruction that we do only he adds a certain flavor or flair than we have available to us. Got a little flare going on there. Wow yeah that's pretty good resident forever so as you know Miss Mickey and I are heading off tomorrow were flying to Amsterdam the Netherlands this is our wedding week mainly family and a couple of friends and it's gonna be great very excited about it all I haven't been to Gitmo Lowlands in quite a while. And, you know of course whenever you go to Amsterdam there's always two things that you can count on! And what are those Adam? Well...I guess this is an Ask John What are the two things Amsterdam is most known for? Hookers and marijuana shops That's correct! Let me give you a little ding Very good

2:07:04 How's it going with those marijuana shops? I think they've shut all of them down. Yes, indeed! They've shut them down you have to have the weed pass in fact... ...I don't smoke anymore but if i were a smoker uh going to Amsterdam I would normally be like hey man I can't wait to blaze up some Jack Harrier some White Widow and get totally baked no no Mr. Curry you no longer have a weed pass You can't buy weed. It's okay because the job market is doing great, we've got 11 year old kids now riding around on bikes selling the weed to people who don't have a weed pass so in all it's kind of good we've got some underground activity going on Now let's say I was going to do my own bachelor party not doing it with my future wife you know I might have couple buddies and I might go out and we might go see some hookers

2:07:57 Because you know it's legal in Amsterdam. You just go out and just have a good time and party, and they've had this for quite awhile Well guess what that is ending And I've been saying this for a while and of course, a lot of the hooker clientele as well as the weed shops come from the UK. You get money in the nation east you hop on the easy jet you go over for weekend you get baked you get laid you go back your happy we're happy we got your money here in Amsterdam thank you perfect system works out great everyone's happy it's a win-win-win-win exactly so this douche bag load of egg usher

2:08:37 who I have met several times. He's a young guy, he is the deputy mayor... He has been systematically ruining Amsterdam and here is his latest as reported by the BBC with a completely over-dramatized report Amsterdam's reputation as a place to come and relax and recharge began around the 16th century when sailors would come and dock here at the harbour, then make the short walk up to the red light district to find a woman. Prostitution was legalised here decades ago it was a move designed to bring business above ground

2:09:18 actually attracted more criminality and this place became a hub. Okay, I gotta stop right there that is a total lie! There's absolutely no evidence that the legalization of prostitution in Amsterdam actually created more criminal activity. It would lessen it. Bullcrap! It's an out-and-out lie for human trafficking This place next week will be a bookshop is part of the plan to try to undo some of that damage. Damage! Over here, there was also a red light district and now you see a red light radio it's a radio studio I'm... I have no words So we are gradually changing the area. Nice What we actually are doing This is the douchebag doing Is recover and reclaim and revitalize the heart of the city

2:10:12 There will still be prostitution in the area, but then under government control. Under government control? They paid taxes! What are you talking about?! With a much better situation for the women working there The council offers the creative industries massive subsidies on rents so if they like what you're selling You can get a prime piece of real estate for a fraction of the price So here's what they're doing They're taking these buildings, they're taking them over and they are practically giving them away rent-wise to shops that sell homemade freaking sneakers. They literally showing like a yellow and purple sneaker because it's all the hip cool young fashion designers with bull crap clothing you'd never want to be caught dead in in the first place! It subsidizes...

2:11:07 I love the Amsterdam fashion designers get out of Amsterdam or on that she's got like Piercings and her hair is all crazy, and she's selling sneakers for Victimized because of the project here right now We try to help them just step out and find another profession that helped them They have to find another we're gonna help them find another profession. Hey hooker making a thousand tonight Why don't you make some stupid sneakers? A new future. We want to stop being the place where everybody in Europe can traffic their women too, we don't think that's part of what Amsterdam wants or has to be in the future. Yeah alright so... What is wrong with The Dutch? They've been taken over they've been co-opted by The United States of Europe! That's what's wrong with The Dutch they have to harmonize because we can't have one place that's like benefiting from

2:12:03 excellent product not just one but two excellent products it's the war on hookers the war on weed it's over he's done what are you gonna do now sit in the freaking canal boat that's a nice building oh look the Anne Frank house I want to get my strong shot used to go to that by It's destruction of a culture that has existed since the 1600s. The hookers pay taxes, have health checkups... it you know it's not like they're in front of the window and you're not going to get robbed or beaten up. Marriages work better for people who have fantasies and stuff. And now that's going to be driven underground as well

2:12:59 So the same 11 year old kid who's selling you your weed is going to hook you up with a hooker. It's an eleven-year-old pimp, hey kids! That's right that's what they're creating Yeah eleven year old pimps it is so wrong so misguided and shame on the Dutch people I'm not talking about the no agenda producers because they're well away They are obviously on the ball But shame, shame on you for allowing this to happen of all things What else are we gonna go to? Great job of propaganda work. I mean, to get the public that buy into all this crap after the years and years of a cultural bias in the other direction is astonishing!

2:13:43 It's upsetting to me. They think for themselves a little bit, but even I mean we know what the problem is in the United States with the miserable education system and the moronic entertainment-based news And by the way, the news over there seems to have a lot of this entertainment crap too. Party who i'm talking to is part of one of the targets as a matter of fact And you will be probably had a few paparazzi take your picture because of your relationship. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Patricia is still in the news like this is like really important Yeah that's gonna be the real news it'll be top of... I'm gonna record that! I'm gonna retort they're going to go airto News and then there will be a headline how sad as that? A 50 year old guy getting married for the second time

2:14:33 That's your headline news ladies and gentlemen don't pay attention to anything else Like the 40 billion of your tax money going to banks or the ESM Another happy note to show. No, no, no there's more happy news actually The kill list has been updated KillList.Curry.com Oh the kill list yes Yeah US drones killed 24 one day after... We're cranking it up we need somebody who can do a good charting One day after the resumption of NATO supplies so you remember we said we're both sorry kind of something like that

2:15:12 Supply lines were opened, 24 persons were killed and some others were injured in one of the deadliest attacks carried out by the CIA-operated US spy planes in Gore Week Village. Where is that John? Where do you think Gore Week Village is? I would guess it's near some pipeline Yeah that would be Waziristan once again The hotbed of terrorist activity which of course is exactly where the pipeline is And, well I'm not going to play it today but props to the BBC for propagating the formula of pilotless airplanes. That's all over the place now as predicted. There is real actual PR...actual PR now! What he was doing we should look into it and see which agency? What do you mean which ad agency? Which PR agencies and ad agency-ers

2:16:00 And Leon Panetta, he runs the Defense Department. He was at the Institute of Peace. Oh! The great Institute of Peace? I'm sorry, the Peace Institute, I should say. Now we know internet freedom is internet governance so peace institute... Let's listen to 20 seconds of what he had to say We will also continue to invest in the capabilities of the future Yes, we obviously have to meet our responsibility with regards to reducing the deficit burden. But at the same time, we also need to invest. Invest in cyber, invest in unmanned systems, invest in space, invest in special forces operations and

2:16:59 to quickly mobilize in the event of crisis and also, the importance of maintaining our industrial base. May peace be with you! Go in peace! Peace Institute. The Peace Institute. That's great New York Times by the way has a great article I'm surprised you didn't bring it up John It's that...the articles titled The Drone Zone which by the way could have been no agenda show title the drone zone. It still can be and I've got to read this so this reporter goes to Nevada

2:17:44 and gets a tour, actually he's got a couple of reporters. When I visited the base earlier this year with a small group of reporters we were taken into a command post where large flat screen television was broadcasting video feed from drone flying overhead It took a few seconds to figure out exactly what we're looking at A white SUV traveling along the highway adjacent to the base came into the crosshairs in the center of the screen and was tracked as it headed south along the desert road When the SUV drove out of the picture, the drone began following another car. Quote, Wait! You guys practice tracking enemies by using civilian cars? A reporter asked One Air Force officer responded that this was only a training mission and then the group was quickly hustled out of the room. How about that huh

2:18:42 Yeah, yeah and if one of those cars blows up it'll be because of some gas tank malfunction. It's just a training mission we have you in our crosshairs but don't worry it's just the training mission nothing to see here I'm gonna play that Unbelievable! Yeah go ahead. Thank You Final one on vaccines and then I'm done So the three stories, three stories all the same from different parts of the world today about the exact same issue. And I always find that highly interesting and of course this is because of noagendanewsnetwork.com that i'm able to get an overview of all these different stories. It's about whooping cough pertussis

2:19:32 Houston Chronicle, middle schoolers required to get Pertussis vaccine. Students ages 11 and older entering the 6th grade in Alabama schools this fall will have to get vaccinated against Pertussis. Guaranteed! Take your shot slave! The Alabama Department of Public Health says there's an alarming increase in the infection which affects the lungs and spreads throughout coughing and sneezing. The illness is highly contagious." Okay... so they're forced vaccinations Then I see the Netherlands. Oh my gosh, Kinkhoest we have which is whooping cough King who stay with me now kink hoost

2:20:11 Kink-hoost. Even though 95% of all children in the Netherlands have been vaccinated against the disease, it seems we have an epidemic on our hands! How is this possible? What are we going to do?! It's not possible! Yes it's possible and then we have the report from the BBC Wow the bacterium that causes whooping cough or it's hooping cough in the UK right is looping? Hooping there's only basketball players get this pooping cough so known as pertussis forgotten, but not gone Let's show a baby almost dying please

2:21:01 And that's the distinctive sound which gives the disease its name. As this baby struggles for breath, it is what parents should look out for. Katie Lodge got whooping cough at nine weeks just before her first vaccination She got progressively weaker and ended up on oxygen in hospital She'd start coughing it would get worse and worse, and it would get to a point where she couldn't catch her breath. She's going blue Now looking back on it It was really quite scary Before we continue John I'll let you guess where this is leading What do you think this is leading up to the chat room already has what do you think? It's up to

2:21:41 Well, it's leading to some sort of either a new vaccine or some take the shots early. I don't know There are two things one will be apparent and the second one not so No one's certain why cases are surging, although improved testing may be picking up more. Stop right there. Did you hear it? Testing So this is the scam that continues... Improved testing Once again we have a new system for testing For whooping cough Just like the H- Wait wait wait So this little kid, just before he's supposed to get shots or he or she whatever it was. She I guess was supposed to get shot gets the whooping cough from probably from the hospital or who knows and what's testing gonna do one way or another? She didn't get the damn shot in time so what does testing do? What has new testing got to do with anything? Are you trying to put logic on the story because there is obviously none other than sell something

2:22:43 But I want to point out- That's the first thing i'd ask if I was being told this. And then, I was doing a report on it and they said well we're going to have new testing. I would say how would that have helped this kid? She didn't get her vaccination she got whooping cough what is the testing gonna do? She doesn't have whooping cough before she caught it so what difference does it make if you tested her now she has gotten it! Can you test her now or do you need to test her just a waste of money because obviously she has gotten it It makes NO SENSE Congratulations, you are now the Chief Editor of BBC News. So far this year across the UK there have been 2,398 cases of whooping cough compared with just 272 in the same period last year. Most are in adolescence and adults where the illness is less severe but the bug is circulating and babies are most vulnerable before immunisation which happens at two three and four months plus a preschool booster

2:23:42 Immunisation experts are considering whether to recommend a booster jab in adolescents as immunity wanes. Pediatricians agree, a new strategy is needed Giving boosters to adolescents is one thing that might help. There are other things too, that we could do and that are being looked into they include immunizing parents who've got newborn babies, immunizing mothers when they're pregnant, immunizing health care workers and so on. Your freaking dog! Immunize the dog! Hey there's a beetle! Immunize the beetle he may be carrying the pertussis virus They are pushing this so heavy. And of course you get the bug from the frickin' vaccine in the first place, but the testing? That's bothersome because they pull this testing scam every single time gives a high rate of false positives... What are they gonna be testing for?! Look I'm just laying out the scam! I'm not saying that it makes sense it's to scam with this but it's insanity It's just money-making scummy crap

2:24:48 We've got it. Oh, health care workers parents the butcher because you may be you may have that view my have the virus You may add the virus we've got to test you see if you had the virus Do you have the virus? We asked you I'm done and Let me just remind you the reason why you listen to the no agenda podcast If you wake up with the blues, trying to fill your day with news. There's one thing you must remember no agenda in the morning For a healthy balanced news diet try noagendashow.com Now with Pertussis and before we finish rap when I can do this is end of show we're gonna right now which is Reverend Manning and very interesting

2:25:42 Let's say prediction. He has not made history in being the first black African-American president because whether you think this is boasting or not, whether you think I'm gloating or whether you think I don't got outside of my position authority But I have made sure that the history books will not record Obama as the first black president. I done tore that thing up, I done tore it up! Nobody's saying he was the first black president and that little twit called Toni Morrison and that old witch called Maya Angelou

2:26:19 who were whores, who said that Bill Clinton was the first black president. A black people so psychotic! So deranged! So without honor! So self-loathing they named Bill Clinton as the first black president That's how much they hate black folk and how much they reverence white folk They were wrong! And Obama ain't the first black president, so we got rid of that But he made history today. Yeah, he made history far greater than being the first black president because nobody don't care about black people no way and by the way Black People will be on the boat going to Africa by 2014 And Alan West and Marco Rubio are the ones who have made it possible They will be on the boat going by 2014 Black People will be going back to Africa Oh It's gonna look like a great excursion you're gonna like a great movement

2:27:10 two years from now when the health care bill really kicks in and two years from now when Obama has then taken mass control of the world and Islamic World is not dominating, economy isn't a tank. Two years from now the world's gonna be so different getting on a boat going back to Africa black folks don't seem like a good idea. It's gonna seem like really good idea and they're going to be trillions of dollars poured into the idea all kinds of resettlement monies are going to be allocated and all the black politicians are gonna say this is a good idea and the cities are crumbling in all that kind of thing oh yeah but you're going back to Africa. You're worthless nobody needs

2:27:55 you now we got the Dream Act, we got Mexicans who pick tomatoes and they clean toilets and no these self-loathing welfare cheats called black people anymore. You're going back to Africa! And Obama's gonna be the one that send ya there." I thought we were depressing... Alright i'm gonna give it to ya. Please put all of that in the red book let me see if I got this right Obamas president forever Black people being sent back to Africa. Yeah, that's pretty awesome John I could just see you sitting there in your polka dot long johns watching hours of Reverend Manning no good job all right so it has its moment yeah that was great

2:28:52 On Thursday we will have a special episode of the No Agenda program, Episode 425. That'll be on the 12th It has been pre-recorded but it includes all fresh new material and... A look back at episode 200.5 With some of the bits that were no longer relevant or boring taken out Then on Sunday We will have a Pipeline Special which I think is also with some new material in there from John and myself And then I fly back on Wednesday next week, the week after typically. And on Thursday we'll be back live. Fresh with material from Europe! Yeah, uh...I will be investigating the availability of 11-year old pimps with blow So thank you all so much for all your well wishes All of the support that you give our program Remember Dvorak dot org slash NA We continue to need your support and a trailer for The Hot Pockets Tour Everybody coming to you from Austin Tejas I'm Adam Curry in the morning

2:29:54 And from Northern Silicon Valley, I'm John C. Dvorak Remember to listen Thursday to No Agenda Go ahead now and whoop the dunghead media! You got to talk about that!