1:34:06 Radiated Sushi! So we have a lot of, we made up for Sunday because we had a miserable Sunday but now you know unfortunately it unbalances the show. I wish you know people would... You have to understand if we can make it more balanced then you know then we can have... We don't have to chew up all the time on a Thursday show. People should make a point of, and I would say this, if you want to get an executive producership on the cheap, this upcoming Sunday will be a good time because I think we'll probably show, get short again and here we go with the cycle. But meanwhile, Peter Bennett in Brooklyn, Ontario, 12407, which is the most uninteresting number in the universe,
1:34:50 Welcome from Gitmo Tim Hortons. Now Tim Horton is a hamburger chain up in Canada and I will say that I like Tim Horton. I like these burgers. You go to the place, it's a very kind of a weird old-fashioned place where you they make you the basic burger and then there's all these condiments that you put on it yourself and so you can put all kinds of crazy stuff on these burgers and they're actually very good. Do they come with isotopes? I'll bring the Geiger counter next time. I want an isotope burger. But they have it's, I like a Tim Hortons. Alright, alright. Semi-donation of the most uninteresting number. It comes with a built-in endorsement of the Slide Whistle. I've sent a picture of my dedication to this number in separate email. I was driving along and looked down at my odometer, read 12407. You did, that was fantastic. I slammed on the brakes and took a picture.
1:35:42 I also noticed, got rear-ended. I also noticed there's a flaw to one of your brain worms which was, which was when in your car think of D for donate and N for no agenda. Unfortunately my car, the D, which is drive, is followed by Odo, which makes me a dodo. And douchebag our king, Stephen Harper is a douchebag. Why? Because. Douchebag! Robert Gosch, go to you. Sherwood Park, Albert, another Canadian. 12407, the Canadians are into this. ITM, John and Adam from Gitmo Nation, back bacon. Keep up with the good work on the best podcast in the universe. He needs one hot milf.
1:36:23 Which is the kid one hot milf a karma shot for his dame Okay, sorry the milf thing is the milf baby, right? Okay, here we go. That's one hot milk, baby You've got karma Keep my keep me on my toes sir Jason Hoffman Parts unknown. Oh actually he's in get Monation pizza pie at the moment Italy again 11117 I want to do a one one one one one donation, but also decided to vote on the sliding whistle whistle so one one one point one seven I like it
1:37:00 But I think it should be exclusive to Johnson's who was originally his gig. It doesn't bother me. And actually Adam does play it better. I don't think I do. I emailed my senators regarding loss and I'll forward their response along to Adam if they have anything interesting to say. Please give a good douchebag call out to Jordan Kunkel. I turned him on to the show ages ago and he still hasn't donated. The boner. And please give a birthday shout out to my brother Matt, we have that on the list, who turns 24. As always, keep up good work creating the best podcast in the universe. William Fleming, Tulsa, Oklahoma 10101, donation for your hard work for John's theremin fund. Yes. Theremin? Theremin, that's what I need. Sir John Schuman, Mattis, you know that. Oh, right, right, right, that thing.
1:37:48 John Schumann Madison Wisconsin $100 the best podcast in the universe Franklin Kaczynski or Kaczynski in Racine Wisconsin 100 bucks first-ever donation from Franklin Kaczynski in Racine Wisconsin this donation is dedicated to blogger and historian John J Riley who was hospitalized with life-threatening pneumonia I highly recommend reading through his blog archive and book reviews ownership of his site John John Riley dot info may lapse if he doesn't agree cover. If you're looking for fractals, you haven't seen anything yet on yet. Well, I'm going there right after the show. On another note, please pronounce the city of Menasha, Wisconsin correctly. It's Menash.
1:38:31 Like cash. Menash. Menasha. Menasha. Menasha. You did it wrong. Even while he explained it, you did it wrong. Yeah, well, the way he's got it written is not right. Black Knight McTank from Playa Del Rey, California, $100. Huntsman Karma, he needs. I thought we were going to finish the note. Okay. For the No Agenda listeners and hosts, Best Podcast Universe. You've got karma. Now my fell apart here on this French. Yeah, mine too. I think it's huckle. That's over the new Michael Yeah, Melrose somewhere $100. I love you ta ta in Hesperia California $100 pronounced ed love bootie a Le boutier okay, dude you guys are great
1:39:28 Chris Abraham in Arlington, Virginia, $100 because I love. Please hit me in with some karma, Adam. Amazing on Twit, Adam. So smart, you pawn them, pwn them, pwn them. John, you're right about the PR and marketing cabal. Adam just lost my mom in a quick six weeks to a Melio-Dysplastic Syndrome, yuck. Your DSC shout out to your mom, RIP, really moved me. Thanks, guy. Thank you for sharing. Did he need his karma or something? I'm gonna give him karma, yeah for sure. You've got karma. Bradford and Lake Charles, Louisiana, $100. Ryan Moore, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, $80. I succumbed to your poor-mouthing and donated $80 this week. I sent a note back, I said, you know my mom used to use that word. Poor-mouthing? Poor-mouthing. I said if she was alive today she'd be a hundred. I don't think people say that anymore.
1:40:25 Thanks for the continued excellence, innovation, entertainment and value. It's exactly what we do. If I could kindly request a de-douching and some losing weight karma, it would be greatly appreciated. You've been de-douched. You've got karma. From Duluth, South Carolina, Sir Tim Humor 7777, thanks for providing the best podcasting universe with some awesome recipes. My girlfriend and I cooked the no agenda chicken this weekend and it was awesome. While eating the chicken, I heard my favorite jingle, you will obey. And I knew it was a sign that I needed to donate. Here is a super slide whistle donation and I would like to request a hey citizen, you will obey jingle. Please keep up the good work and to all the boners you need to get off your arse.
1:41:08 and become donors. Hey citizen, too many buttons. You've got karma. Too many buttons. Too many buttons he says. William Smock, Smock, Smock in San Diego, California. That's a reference to Steve Allen. 7575, a little post-birthday money for me and a little less bellyaching from you. Really enjoy, we are, the show is about bellyaching. I really enjoy the work you guys do. Erin Newberry in Aurora, Colorado, $75. Please give my human resource daughter, Bella, a birthday shout out. We've got that. She'll be turning 16 on May 31st. She finds your show very humorous and informative. I tried to teach her that what is said on the news or taught in school isn't always the truth and you should research a matter before forming an opinion. Your show has helped with this. Good.
1:42:01 Scott Spencer in Dawsonville, Georgia 7007 part 2 Scott from Dawsonville again, please don't mention my last name too bad Okay, I'm more drunk now than I was Okay I'm more drunk now that I was before a great show. I've been listening longer. Here's a few more dollars Shouldn't do it, but what the hell I need sleep. Good night slide whistle Give him a slide whistle That's it. Joe the Dish Slave, Sir Joe the Dish Slave to you in Stockton, California. 6969, oh, the trend continues. Towards my wife's damehood, I want to send a big thanks to Paul in Kansas for mentioning our show, The Ozone Nightmare, during his donation. Note, last show, we've got a small but fantastic audience, so someone taking the time to say they enjoy what we do makes me feel like a million bucks. Please fire some karma off to Paul. All right, Paul.
1:43:06 You've got karma. Frank Kruger in Seattle, Washington 6969 been listening to shows since the early days and will be devastated to lose the best podcast in the universe. You keep me sane for the past five years. Take my money and keep on going. Jesse Cruz Highland Park, Illinois 6969 as the trend continues in the morning. John and Adam, I was listening to a coworker the other day about candy and I accidentally pronounced it as skillets instead of skittles. It felt like a douchebag. It is a de-douching. You've been de-douched. It happens, don't worry. Still it's happened to the best of us. Damien Tamen, Sir Damien Tamen to you in Perth, our favorite town 6969. Rothlie-mon-layman in Vodunsville somewhere. 6969. Sam Lung, Black Knight Sam Lung in Toronto.
1:43:56 6969, thanks for another great show. It's something for the No Agenda coffers to keep the show going. I love you both for struggling with my last name. I found John's point on the last show about Clippity Clop being the most influential female politician in Washington. It'd be quite interesting. I always saw cabinet and secretary positions to be more in line with public servants rather than politicians. Good point. Yeah, very good point. Words have meaning and they do. I think the media is jumping or trumping up people in those positions rather than putting them in their place. Sit down, Lucifer. Yeah, I think he's dead right. Yeah, I totally agree. Good point. Sir Sam. Sir Sir Black Knight Lung. Lung. Lung. Lung. We'll get that pronunciation straight eventually. Lebanon, Oregon, 69-69. Who is this? Ethan Stroop. Oh, Ethan, right.
1:44:47 After being called out as a douchebag on your last show, I was fired at my job at the Home Depot. Oh, that's bad. All that was a well-deserved dose of anti-karma. I figured I'd better donate before anything else bad happens. Please give me some slide whistle, find a job karma, and call out my dad, Trevor, as a douchebag. Douchebag! Not donating. Not for not donating, but for not marrying his professor girlfriend so that I could go to college for free. Yeah, no alternative motive there. And to my dad, suck it! I'll use my money however I want. Let's give him some karma. You've got karma. Good things in store for you, sir. Scott Tolstoy, no relation I would assume, Palantine or Illinois, 5888.
1:45:39 Here we go. I've done a drug wait. No. Oh, yeah, I want to tell you I Really love the show I need a citizen with karma because my parents-in-law is coming and I will leave with us I don't know two years maybe more. Oh boy. I was trying to avoid that but it didn't work out So I really need big-ass karma to survive this also. Can you shout out happy birthday to clink? Oh This is a great guy, great guy, and we're always throwing codes at each other like a ping-a-pong game. Left, right, left, right. I was trying to propagate the formula, need more instructions on how to do it. I love the best podcast universe, going back to work because I'm working drunk or I'm drunk because of it.
1:46:22 Man all right awesome donation Karma big-ass karma drunk karma. It's the best big-ass karma large Liberty Deck Green River, Wyoming 5510 W goes on a dime from Shorey Shorey Ler Shorey Ler Colfax and Green River all right Liberty Deck Yeah, that was Liberty Deck. Okay. Andrew Gardner, Sir Andrew Gardner, our friend in Avenue, Maryland, 5312, please send birthday wishes to Krista, formerly the cripple from Pennsylvania, for her birthday. That was Monday. I feel horrible for getting the call because I was hitting them in the mouth at the racetrack, ITM. I wanted to donate on Saturday to get karma for my races on Sunday and Monday, but I had no data service on my phone.
1:47:09 The pre-karma worked a donation of 5312 is 50 plus my race number 312 I would give more but recent happenings at work left me a little low on spare cash I filled out the paperwork and he went on and on and on. So he forwarded to spreading hitting them in the mouth again June 16th through 17th at the Virginia International Raceway we talked about him earlier and he's a little note on the... Give him a little karma there. Nice. You've got karma. Podcast for Peace donated $51.50 saying, I will obey. Robert Stokes, Oklahoma City, 5033, keep it the production slaves. You guys are great. You know, Agenda Shows and my favorite two twits on Twit, what a week. Tim and Thomas, I know you are listening. Don't be freeloading douchebags.
1:48:00 Oseman Sporting Goods in Wilmington, North Carolina to the Lennon and McCartney of podcasting. Wait a minute. Who's the Lennon? I don't know. I don't want to be the Lennon. And who's the Mark Chapman? Mark David Chapman of podcasting. Who's going to give us two to the head? hopefully no one William Bowman or I'm sorry Bachman he made it in port something part human numma I don't where I can't see the rest of this let me slide this over see if this is a port port tuna I don't know what it is anyway in California he says just 50 small steps toward eventual night who had $50 several
1:48:40 Shows ago you slaughtered my name. I'm gonna challenge everybody out there to look at this name. It's B-A-U-G-H-M-A-N, which should be pronounced Bauman, it seems to me. Yeah, I would say, and I think I said Bauman, actually. Well, Bauman is the way I pronounce it, but it's Bauchman. Yeah. He needs some karma. Consultant karma for his friends. They need new contracts badly. Right on. You've got karma giving karma away is is very powerful. I think it's all powerful Kansas and as an anonymous donation or 50 Atlantic Beach, Florida $50 sister Mary hand grenade of quiet reflection has pulled this money from the collection plate
1:49:23 And that's David Martin and also David Nichols in Cottage Grove, Minnesota. $50 with no note that I have seen. But anyway, I want to thank all these people. This was a great group of contributors. That's fantastic. And producers and we want to thank them very much for this week's friendship. Listening to Rachel Maddow is not easy, is it? No. It's very difficult. So snide. She's snide. She is. She's very annoying. I find her to be the most annoying of all of us. She was much better when Olbermann was there to, you know, to tell her how to do it. Right. So anyway.